1. Mr. Principal, who is this...?Copy !req
2. Well, it's a cat, as you can plainly see.Copy !req
3. Okay...Copy !req
4. It comes to hang out every once in a while.Copy !req
5. Adorable, isn't it?Copy !req
6. Sure.Copy !req
7. Anyway, you had something
to talk with me about?Copy !req
8. Yes.Copy !req
9. There's a new transfer student coming today
and they're going to be in your cla-Copy !req
10. Wh-what is happening?Copy !req
11. Sorry for the wait!Copy !req
12. I had a hard time getting this outfit on
and it made me run pretty late!Copy !req
13. Aw jeez, you're the transfer student?Copy !req
14. Hey, Lum! I can't fit through the door!Copy !req
15. What's the dealio?Copy !req
16. Ah, howdy there! Sorry for keeping ya!Copy !req
17. Well, despite my long tenure as a teacher,Copy !req
18. I'm afraid that I've never been responsible
for teaching an alien before.Copy !req
19. I'm just not sure I'm a good fit for the job...Copy !req
20. Get outta here with that hogwash!Copy !req
21. Ya got nothing to worry about!Copy !req
22. My daughter's a little genius
and well-mannered to boot!Copy !req
23. She won't be causing ya
any problems whatsoever!Copy !req
24. So, I hope you'll treat her well.Copy !req
25. I look forward to learning
under your tutelage, sir!Copy !req
26. Well...Copy !req
27. I know you're all excited about
school recreation day,Copy !req
28. but before we get to that, I have a
new transfer student to introduce.Copy !req
29. Whoa, a new kid?Copy !req
30. Who could it be?Copy !req
31. Transfer student, huh?
Who could it be?Copy !req
32. Transfer student, huh?
Is it a boy? Or a girl?Copy !req
33. Is it a boy? Or a girl?Copy !req
34. Darling!Copy !req
35. Lum?
It's Lum!Copy !req
36. Oh, darling! Now I'm officially
a student at your school!Copy !req
37. You must have transferred here
to be closer with me, right?Copy !req
38. That's so sweet of you.Copy !req
39. Oh shut your face!Copy !req
40. What do you think, darling?Copy !req
41. Do I look great in this outfit or what?Copy !req
42. You look cute as button, Lum!Copy !req
43. Wah... wahfur...!Copy !req
44. S-Shinobu...Copy !req
45. Wahfur... wazer... watur...
What's the matter, Ataru?Copy !req
46. Wahfur... wazer... watur...
Where are you trying to go, Moroboshi?Copy !req
47. Where are you trying to go, Moroboshi?Copy !req
48. Darling?Copy !req
49. Are you playing dead or something?Copy !req
50. Attention all 2nd-year students,
it's time for recreation day to begin.Copy !req
51. Please assemble in the school yard.Copy !req
52. Transfer StudentCopy !req
53. Close Call...Copy !req
54. Executive committee membersCopy !req
55. I'm gonna do my best!
should meet at the main tent.Copy !req
56. should meet at the main tent.Copy !req
57. Hey, man. Do you know what event
Lum is participating in?Copy !req
58. This blows.Copy !req
59. Stupid Lum transferring here is
totally gonna cramp my style.Copy !req
60. Hi darling!Copy !req
61. Whoa! I spy another hot babe out in the crowd!Copy !req
62. Did you say hot babe?Copy !req
63. I heard the class next door got their
own transfer student recently.Copy !req
64. Let's go see for ourselves!Copy !req
65. What events are you two going to compete in?Copy !req
66. Tee-hee! I'm doing
the scavenger hunt race!Copy !req
67. I'll be in the foot race!Copy !req
68. Why hello there!Copy !req
69. What's your name, sweet thing?
Which class are you in?Copy !req
70. Hey Ran, do you know this guy?Copy !req
71. Ran, huh! That's a cute name!Copy !req
72. I'm Ataru Moroboshi.
Great to meet you!Copy !req
73. So hey, wanna go out for drinks sometime?Copy !req
74. Darling! Quit with the flirting!Copy !req
75. You're supposed to be
cheering me on today!Copy !req
76. Catch you later, Ran!Copy !req
77. You sweet thing!Copy !req
78. Really? You've never met him before?Copy !req
79. It's almost time. Good luck with
the scavenger hunt race, Ran!Copy !req
80. Gosh, but I'm such a slow runner...Copy !req
81. Oh yeah, that girl over there
just transferred in today.Copy !req
82. I heard she's an alien from space!Copy !req
83. An alien? That's crazy!Copy !req
84. It's time to get started!
Everybody line up!Copy !req
85. Let's go!Copy !req
86. 'Kay!Copy !req
87. You and I need to have a chat.Copy !req
88. Meet me behind the gym later, got it?Copy !req
89. What's the matter, Ran?Copy !req
90. She just told me to meet her
behind the gym later!Copy !req
91. Why would she do that?Copy !req
92. You haven't met her before, right?Copy !req
93. She seems kinda scary!Copy !req
94. Want us to go with you?Copy !req
95. No. I'll be okay!Copy !req
96. I'm up here.Copy !req
97. Hey Ran!Copy !req
98. SMILECopy !req
99. SMILECopy !req
100. Lumy-poo!Copy !req
101. Aw, Ran!Copy !req
102. Wow, it's been forever!Copy !req
103. Shucks, I thought my disguise
had everybody fooled.Copy !req
104. I knew it was you right away!Copy !req
105. I mean, we've been friends
since we were little!Copy !req
106. But I gotta say, that cutesy act
you're putting on is kinda creepy.Copy !req
107. Why not just be the real you?Copy !req
108. Oh gosh. Well, the problem is
it's hard for me to revert backCopy !req
109. once I put myself out there!Copy !req
110. Okay then. Whatever works for you!Copy !req
111. I'm so sowwy!Copy !req
112. Anyway, what's up?Copy !req
113. Did you come all the way here to see me?Copy !req
114. You bet I did!Copy !req
115. Oh yeah? But you didn't need to
come to this high schoolCopy !req
116. disguised as a human to do that.Copy !req
117. Actually, it was super important!Copy !req
118. So, like, I was going through this old album.Copy !req
119. It was full of pictures from when
we played together as kids!Copy !req
120. We had a lot of fun, remember?Copy !req
121. Now that takes me back!Copy !req
122. Seeing them made a lot of old memories
start coming back to me.Copy !req
123. Like for example...Copy !req
124. when we both fell in love with
this total hunk of a guy.Copy !req
125. Oh... I guess something
like that happened.Copy !req
126. Come on, silly!Copy !req
127. There's no way that you forgot about it!Copy !req
128. Gosh... he was such a stud!Copy !req
129. His name was Rei, right?Copy !req
130. But in the end, you went and
got engaged to him.Copy !req
131. That was so long ago,
it's ancient history!Copy !req
132. Once I remembered that fiasco...Copy !req
133. I...Copy !req
134. started feeling really heartbroken!Copy !req
135. Aw, but Ran...Copy !req
136. SHUT THE HELL UP!Copy !req
137. AND DROP THE BUDDY-BUDDY ACT!Copy !req
138. Huh?Copy !req
139. Listen! I came here to
get revenge on you!Copy !req
140. So screw all this sappy bullshit
about old friends and fond memories!Copy !req
141. Huh? Revenge?Copy !req
142. Yeah! I'm gonna steal your man
and make him all mine!Copy !req
143. You WHAT?Copy !req
144. That's right! Then I'm gonna
suck the youth right outta him!Copy !req
145. Remember my power?Copy !req
146. I can drain the life energy
from people by using my lips!Copy !req
147. I'm not letting you near my darling!Copy !req
148. Listen, Lum!Copy !req
149. Keep your stupid mouth shut
about me being an alien!Copy !req
150. I gotta stay in disguise
to move around freely!Copy !req
151. Not gonna happen!Copy !req
152. Fine then.Copy !req
153. I'll just tell everyone about the time
that you slept over at my placeCopy !req
154. and wet the bed!Copy !req
155. But that was when were kids!Copy !req
156. Time to go public.Copy !req
157. Wait right there!Copy !req
158. Okay. Just keep quiet about me
and I won't spill the beans.Copy !req
159. Hey Ran! The event's about to start!Copy !req
160. 'Kay! I'll be right there!Copy !req
161. That's the deal.Copy !req
162. Keep your promise, Lumy-poo!Copy !req
163. Bye! I've got places to be.Copy !req
164. So, Ran... what did you two talk about?Copy !req
165. The idea of meeting someone
behind the gym freaks me out.Copy !req
166. Oh totally!Copy !req
167. Eek, it was super scary!Copy !req
168. She's the one who freaked ME out!Copy !req
169. Our first event is the scavenger hunt race!Copy !req
170. Get set...!Copy !req
171. Go, Mendo! You're so cool!Copy !req
172. My target is...Copy !req
173. An electrifyingCopy !req
174. beautyCopy !req
175. an electrifying beauty?Copy !req
176. The bonsai from the principal's office?Copy !req
177. Excuse me!Copy !req
178. Mr. Principal! I need your bonsai tree!Copy !req
179. Sure, go right ahead.Copy !req
180. Thank you!Copy !req
181. The blackboard eraser from class 2-1?Copy !req
182. A tatami mat from the judo club?Copy !req
183. Go, Ran! You're doing great!Copy !req
184. Yay! I'm so happy I get to spend
ALL day with you, darling!Copy !req
185. Why're you being so clingy?Copy !req
186. Oh, no reason!Copy !req
187. Sweet! First place!Copy !req
188. I've got your darn tatami mat right here!Copy !req
189. SMOOSH!Copy !req
190. Oh, Mr. Ataru Moroboshi!Copy !req
191. I need you!Copy !req
192. Can Mr. Ataru Moroboshi
please come down?Copy !req
193. Huh? Me?Copy !req
194. Oh yeah, baby! I'll be right there!Copy !req
195. A bucketCopy !req
196. Darling! You have to stay here!Copy !req
197. No way! Our class is gonna lose
points if you keep interrupting!Copy !req
198. I told you to stay put and that's final!Copy !req
199. There comes a time when a man's
gotta do what a man's gotta do!Copy !req
200. Darling!Copy !req
201. Bingo!Copy !req
202. Now that's what I call
an electrifying beauty!Copy !req
203. Miss Lum! Please come with me!Copy !req
204. What?Copy !req
205. Come! There's no time to lose, Miss Lum!Copy !req
206. Serves her right.
Hold on a minute!Copy !req
207. I have to stop my darling from getting near her!Copy !req
208. Hey there, sweet thing!
I have to stop my darling from getting near her!Copy !req
209. Just ignore the peanut gallery over there.
I have to stop my darling from getting near her!Copy !req
210. Tee-hee! Sorry to interrupt!Copy !req
211. C'mon! Let's get going!Copy !req
212. Huh? But the finish line is the other way...Copy !req
213. Forget about that.Copy !req
214. Uh, what's the deal?Copy !req
215. Why did you bring me over here?Copy !req
216. Now we're free from prying eyes.Copy !req
217. Kiss me.Copy !req
218. L-like they say, a man should always eat
when presented with a meal!Copy !req
219. KAPOW!Copy !req
220. Not on my watch!Copy !req
221. Why you sunnuva...!Copy !req
222. Next up, it's the cavalry battle!Copy !req
223. Let me make one thing clear.
SHE came onto ME, okay?Copy !req
224. Whatever, just keep your distance from Ran!Copy !req
225. Like hell I will!Copy !req
226. Ran definitely has the hots for me!Copy !req
227. Eek! This is so scary!Copy !req
228. Don't worry!Copy !req
229. We've got you!Copy !req
230. You're safe!Copy !req
231. STOMP STOMPCopy !req
232. STOMP STOMPCopy !req
233. Outta the way!Copy !req
234. Take this!Copy !req
235. I found Ran!Copy !req
236. Ran, my loooooooooove!Copy !req
237. W-whoa! Ataru!
Ran, my loooooooooove!Copy !req
238. Don't do it, darling!Copy !req
239. You have to stay away from her!Copy !req
240. Ran, baby!
You have to stay away from her!Copy !req
241. Ran, baby!Copy !req
242. Oh, Mr. Ataru!Copy !req
243. Hey sweet thing!Copy !req
244. Dumb darling!Copy !req
245. WOBBLECopy !req
246. It's time for round two!Copy !req
247. Smoooooch!Copy !req
248. Quit it, dude!Copy !req
249. We're in the middle of
an event here, dumb-ass!Copy !req
250. Cut it out already!
Ran, my love!Copy !req
251. Ran, my love!Copy !req
252. You better not follow us, Ataru!Copy !req
253. Don't you dare!Copy !req
254. SmoochCopy !req
255. SUUUUUUUUCKCopy !req
256. Dammit, man!Copy !req
257. That kiss was meant for me!Copy !req
258. Oof, my back is killing me.Copy !req
259. I need to take a load off...Copy !req
260. Golly gee wilikers.Copy !req
261. These young'uns just have
boundless amounts of energy...Copy !req
262. If you kiss Ran, then you'll end up
old and feeble just like that!Copy !req
263. Ran, baby!Copy !req
264. Enough! Didn't you hear what I said?Copy !req
265. Just you wait, Lum!Copy !req
266. I'm sure as hell not gonna
give up that easily!Copy !req
267. C'mon, Ran! I'm begging you!Copy !req
268. Please just leave my darling alone!Copy !req
269. Oh please, I haven't laid a finger on him!Copy !req
270. Don't try and play dumb with me!Copy !req
271. Hey, look up there!Copy !req
272. The night sky is so beautiful!Copy !req
273. Huh?Copy !req
274. Wow, it really is.Copy !req
275. That's Tautarsauce!Copy !req
276. And that's Spaghettius!Copy !req
277. Whoa!Copy !req
278. That one is Popricorn!Copy !req
279. You know, this brings back memories.Copy !req
280. Oh! Look, Lum! It's a shooting star!Copy !req
281. Wow! I'm gonna make a wish!Copy !req
282. Me too!Copy !req
283. What did you wish for, Lum?Copy !req
284. I'm too embarrassed to say!Copy !req
285. Then let's both say ours at the same time!Copy !req
286. I wished to find the world's
most wonderful husband!Copy !req
287. Those were good times!Copy !req
288. But after all that, Rei went and
fell in love with you in the end...Copy !req
289. Getting all your damn wishes granted.Copy !req
290. Life is always so unfair.Copy !req
291. Everything goes your way no matter what!Copy !req
292. Now that I think about it,Copy !req
293. Rei only had eyes for YOU
even back when we were kids!Copy !req
294. Uh, Ran?Copy !req
295. YOU STUPID SHITHEAD!Copy !req
296. I'm gonna take that darling of yours
and turn him into mincemeat!Copy !req
297. The whole reason I came here
is to make your life hell!Copy !req
298. Get ready to suffer!Copy !req
299. LUUUUUM!Copy !req
300. Dear Lumy-poo,Copy !req
301. Let's meet under the tree in the backCopy !req
302. of the school during lunch break.Copy !req
303. I have something important to tell you,Copy !req
304. so please be sure to come.Copy !req
305. From RanCopy !req
306. Why would she want to meet here?Copy !req
307. Ran is definitely up to no good again.Copy !req
308. Lumy-poo! Lumy-poo!Copy !req
309. Is that you, Ran?Copy !req
310. Huh? Is this a robot?Copy !req
311. I'm going back to my home planet.Copy !req
312. But I thought you were here
to get revenge on me?Copy !req
313. I've totally given up on that idea.Copy !req
314. Sniffle, sniffle. Sniffle, sniffle.Copy !req
315. What's the matter?Copy !req
316. I just don't want you to hate me, Lumy-poo.Copy !req
317. Aw, Ran! You finally came around?Copy !req
318. So, since I'm leaving...Copy !req
319. I'm going to be holding
a farewell party this Sunday.Copy !req
320. Be sure to bring your darling with you!Copy !req
321. Wait, why him?Copy !req
322. But don't tell him anything
about me going back home.Copy !req
323. It's just too sad.Copy !req
324. Please trust me, Lumy-poo!Copy !req
325. All I want is to spend my last
precious moments on EarthCopy !req
326. together with you and your darling!Copy !req
327. Huh?Copy !req
328. Message end.Copy !req
329. This robot will self-destruct in 3 seconds.Copy !req
330. Map to the farewell partyCopy !req
331. Ran's houseCopy !req
332. It's around here somewhere.Copy !req
333. Farewell PartyCopy !req
334. Close Call...Copy !req
335. This must be the place.Copy !req
336. Her house looks like a UFO!Copy !req
337. You think so, too, darling?Copy !req
338. I was just thinking the same thing!Copy !req
339. Boing!Copy !req
340. Hello and welcome to my humble abode!Copy !req
341. Please come in and have a seat!Copy !req
342. This room is super cute!Copy !req
343. Oh, by the way, I brought
a little something for you!Copy !req
344. Oh! How pretty!Copy !req
345. I'll find a spot to display them right now!Copy !req
346. Here you go, Mr. Vase.Copy !req
347. Omigosh! You can't eat them!Copy !req
348. Chomp.Copy !req
349. That's enough now, you little scamp.Copy !req
350. I said knock it the hell off!Copy !req
351. Huh? What's the matter, Ran?Copy !req
352. It's nothing!Copy !req
353. Guess who made cookies?Copy !req
354. Here you are, darling.Copy !req
355. And for, Lumy-poo.Copy !req
356. Go ahead and eat up!Copy !req
357. These must be laced with
a tranquillizer or something...Copy !req
358. I'll totally eat them if you don't.Copy !req
359. O-oh really?Copy !req
360. Hold on, darling! You can have mine!Copy !req
361. Please try some, Lumy-poo!Copy !req
362. They're super yummy, I swear!Copy !req
363. Ah! The cake must be done!Copy !req
364. I'm going to go check on it.Copy !req
365. What're you doing, Lum?Copy !req
366. SWIP!Copy !req
367. RATTLECopy !req
368. MUNCHCopy !req
369. That's one freaky vase.Copy !req
370. I knew it.Copy !req
371. Time for cake!Copy !req
372. So, did you enjoy the cookies?Copy !req
373. Oh yeah, they were
eyewateringly delicious!Copy !req
374. You silly billy!Copy !req
375. I think you meant to say "mouthwatering".Copy !req
376. That's right!Copy !req
377. Well, guess I'll go wash these plates!Copy !req
378. Heavens no! You're my guest,
so just take it easy.Copy !req
379. But I'd feel bad making you
do all the work, Ran!Copy !req
380. Yeah! Just let Lum do it!Copy !req
381. Be back soon!Copy !req
382. I know she's gonna try and
seduce my darlingCopy !req
383. the minute I leave them alone!Copy !req
384. C'mon, baby!Copy !req
385. Wh-what?Copy !req
386. Hurry, while Lum isn't looking!Copy !req
387. Huh?Copy !req
388. Ran, my love...Copy !req
389. J-just hold on a second.Copy !req
390. You really shouldn't be cheating on Lum.Copy !req
391. D-don't be like that!Copy !req
392. You didn't have a problem with it before!Copy !req
393. This is our chance to elope!Copy !req
394. Nuh-uh! No way!Copy !req
395. Darling! I'm gonna give you a good licking
with my iron club when we get home!Copy !req
396. Aw c'mon! Ran, baby!Copy !req
397. Lum sure is taking her time!
Aw c'mon! Ran, baby!Copy !req
398. Let me go check on her.Copy !req
399. Oh, Lumy-poo! Sorry about this!Copy !req
400. It's okay! I'm just a slow washer.Copy !req
401. Oh dear. The oven seems a little too hot...Copy !req
402. What are you making?Copy !req
403. Something extra special!Copy !req
404. What does that mean?Copy !req
405. Oh, forget about it. You need to
hurry back to your darling!Copy !req
406. R-right...Copy !req
407. I can't tell...Copy !req
408. Has Ran really given up
on taking my darling?Copy !req
409. Darling! Sorry to keep you!Copy !req
410. Huh? Darling?Copy !req
411. Uh oh, he must have went off
to explore on his own.Copy !req
412. I'm totally lost.Copy !req
413. I gotta say, this isn't like
any house I've seen before.Copy !req
414. Here we go!Copy !req
415. He's perfect! A complete copy of Ataru!Copy !req
416. Ran, we have a problem!Copy !req
417. What is it?Copy !req
418. My darling went off somewhere!Copy !req
419. Oh no! Well, don't worry too much!Copy !req
420. It's me!Copy !req
421. Woop!Copy !req
422. Woop.Copy !req
423. Woop!Copy !req
424. Woop.Copy !req
425. Zoom!Copy !req
426. What's the deal with this guy?Copy !req
427. What is that?Copy !req
428. See? He was right here the whole time!Copy !req
429. Darling! You shouldn't go
wandering aroundCopy !req
430. other people's houses like that!Copy !req
431. Especially Ran's, because it's
full of dangerous stuff!Copy !req
432. We're going home right now!Copy !req
433. The swap went off without a hitch!Copy !req
434. Now all I have to do is
kiss the real one!Copy !req
435. There you are, darling!Copy !req
436. I was wondering where you got off to.Copy !req
437. Lum just said she was going home, so...Copy !req
438. SUUUUUUUCKCopy !req
439. Come on, let's go!Copy !req
440. No! I don't wanna leave!Copy !req
441. WHEN THE HELL DID THEY
GET SWITCHED, DAMMIT?
I ain't going! Ran, baby! Wait for me!
Enough! You better do what I say, mister!Copy !req
442. I ain't going! Ran, baby! Wait for me!
Enough! You better do what I say, mister!Copy !req
443. I wonder if Ran is back on her
home planet already...Copy !req
444. We used to be such good friends.Copy !req
445. I really should have tried to
get along with her more.Copy !req
446. Now I feel bad for
doubting her the whole time.Copy !req
447. What?Copy !req
448. Ran?Copy !req
449. I thought you left to go back home!Copy !req
450. In your friggin' dreams!Copy !req
451. I'm not done getting my
revenge on you yet, dammit!Copy !req
452. Huh?Copy !req
453. Hmph! How stupid.Copy !req
454. She's totally got her head up her ass.Copy !req
455. You know... Ran's personality
is really hard to figure out.Copy !req
456. GROOOOOOWWRR!Copy !req
457. Lum...Copy !req
458. To Kill with LoveCopy !req
459. Studying MayhemCopy !req
460. On the next episode of Urusei Yatsura!Copy !req
461. GROOWWRR!Copy !req