1. I'm starving.Copy !req
2. And today's dinner... is sukiyaki!Copy !req
3. SUKIYAKIIIII!Copy !req
4. Sukiyaki!Copy !req
5. I've been waiting for you, darling!Copy !req
6. L-Lum?Copy !req
7. Why are you wearing that whacky outfit?Copy !req
8. We don't have time for that!Copy !req
9. You're coming with me right now!Copy !req
10. Hold on! I was about to eat sukiyaki...Copy !req
11. Just forget the sukiyaki and do what I say,Copy !req
12. or you'll be getting a taste of
my electric shock instead!Copy !req
13. I've already opened the
interdimensional passageway!Copy !req
14. Wh-what the hell is that?Copy !req
15. We have to hurry. Everyone is waiting!Copy !req
16. Where exactly are you taking me?Copy !req
17. You're going to participate in Setsubun
with me on my home planet, darling!Copy !req
18. Setsubun is an annual event
that's very important to my people!Copy !req
19. Yeah, well, my sukiyaki is just as important!Copy !req
20. It's a meal that I only get to eat
about once a year!Copy !req
21. Ah! There's no time!Copy !req
22. None of the festivities can start
until I get there!Copy !req
23. Nooooooo! My sukiyakiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!Copy !req
24. Good Day For a DepartureCopy !req
25. ONI CLANCopy !req
26. You're late, Lum.Copy !req
27. Sorry about that, Daddy!Copy !req
28. Alright! Let's get this Setsubun started!Copy !req
29. Wh-what kind of event is that?Copy !req
30. Because it looks like
you're about to go to war!Copy !req
31. Aye, you hit the nail on the head.
We're about to head into a real battle!Copy !req
32. You better gear yourself up, boyo!Copy !req
33. Aw man!Copy !req
34. I can tell just by looking at them
that fighting these guys is really gonna hurt!Copy !req
35. Get a load of this kid!Copy !req
36. Pain is the least of your worries, trust me!Copy !req
37. Watch it, chumps! You better show
some respect to the Lucky Gods!Copy !req
38. We're gonna crush the lot of ya!Copy !req
39. Oh shaddup, ya pompous windbags!
You're about as lucky as a broken mirror!Copy !req
40. Didja hear that, guys?Copy !req
41. The big fatso over there
is trying to pick a fight with us!Copy !req
42. Y-you gotta be kidding...Copy !req
43. Am I about to die on some alien planet
without ever eating my sukiyaki?Copy !req
44. No way!Copy !req
45. SCREW THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!Copy !req
46. I thought I just heard Ataru's voice...Copy !req
47. Honey, can we eat now?Copy !req
48. Not yet, you know we have to wait for Ataru!Copy !req
49. Well, he better not be out there
causing trouble with hoodlums!Copy !req
50. I'm worried.Copy !req
51. Something awful might have happened to him.Copy !req
52. I mean, he's a glutton.Copy !req
53. There's no way he'd just pass up
on the chance to eat sukiyaki!Copy !req
54. Give 'em hell!Copy !req
55. No! I'm out!Copy !req
56. I don't wanna die!Copy !req
57. Hey! Aim before you throw, guys!Copy !req
58. Go, go, red team!Copy !req
59. Go, go, white team!Copy !req
60. Well, this is dumb.
It's just a game of basket tower toss...Copy !req
61. C'mon! C'mon! C'mon!Copy !req
62. You wanna lose or what?
Put your back into it!Copy !req
63. Whoa! Hot babe alert!Copy !req
64. Comin' through!
Go, go, go!Copy !req
65. Go, go, go!Copy !req
66. Ouch!Copy !req
67. Hello pretty lady!Copy !req
68. Can I get your digits and address?Copy !req
69. What the? Who the hell are you?Copy !req
70. Hey! You get down from there right now!Copy !req
71. Hey there, sexy.Copy !req
72. Darling! Benten is one of my longtime friends!Copy !req
73. You're in for a world of hurt
if you cheat on me with her!Copy !req
74. Don't be stupid!Copy !req
75. There's no way I'm gonna pass up
on a hottie like this!Copy !req
76. My mouth is watering already!Copy !req
77. Uh oh!Copy !req
78. Dear! Did you just hear Ataru's voice, too?Copy !req
79. Y-yeah...Copy !req
80. Ataru? Are you here?Copy !req
81. You never should have suggested
that we just eat Ataru's share!Copy !req
82. Well there's nothing we can do about it now!Copy !req
83. Besides, I'm pretty sure you're the one
who ate the majority of the meat!Copy !req
84. I beg your pardon!Copy !req
85. I just came to see if your son was okayCopy !req
86. after I had a dream
that he ended up in Hell...Copy !req
87. Unfortunately, it seems his ghost
is already among us.Copy !req
88. So, that voice we heard was his spirit?Copy !req
89. He may have been a huge dumb-ass,
but he was my only son!Copy !req
90. Oh, my poor boy!Copy !req
91. Well, it seems to me that he was strongly fixated
upon something at the time of his death.Copy !req
92. The teachings of Buddha say that
we should guide his soul into HeavenCopy !req
93. by honoring him with a service.Copy !req
94. I think we already know
what the problem is...Copy !req
95. Oh ho! I can't say I've met a spirit
that stuck around just for sukiyaki.Copy !req
96. Such a deprived boy.Copy !req
97. Look here, I don't have to take any lip
from you about my family's eating habits!Copy !req
98. In my experience, the best method
of appeasing a ghost like thisCopy !req
99. is by performing a segaki ritual.Copy !req
100. Segaki ritual?Copy !req
101. We hold a sukiyaki party in front of his alter
where everybody gets to chow down!Copy !req
102. You seem awfully happy about the idea...Copy !req
103. GRUMBLECopy !req
104. Hey, Miss Benten!Copy !req
105. Whaddya say we go watch a movie together?Copy !req
106. Uh, are you nuts?
You're flirting with me in front of your wife.Copy !req
107. It's not a problem!Copy !req
108. What?Copy !req
109. We're gonna get divorced soon.Copy !req
110. Get it together, Lum!Copy !req
111. Your job is to keep that basket steady!Copy !req
112. But Daddy!Copy !req
113. This is my chance to get
under Lum's skin a little...Copy !req
114. So hey, do you think I'm better than Lum?Copy !req
115. In terms of food, Lum is like boiled tofu
while you're a tasty serving of sukiyaki, baby!Copy !req
116. Am I really that great?Copy !req
117. P-please let me wolf you down!Copy !req
118. Be my guest.Copy !req
119. NO MORE! STOOOOP!Copy !req
120. Wait! You'll throw it off balance!Copy !req
121. YOU'RE DEAD MEAT!Copy !req
122. Nice!Copy !req
123. O-oh no, the basket fell!Copy !req
124. We're screwed!Copy !req
125. This can't be happening...!Copy !req
126. So...Copy !req
127. The match is over and the winner of this year's
Setsubun battle has been decided.Copy !req
128. Congratulations to the white team.Copy !req
129. Now, as per tradition, one person will be
chosen to face punishment.Copy !req
130. Oh no! P-please don't be me!Copy !req
131. Yikes! Are we gonna have a repeat of
that horrific tragedy from last year?Copy !req
132. We'll do it the same as we always do.Copy !req
133. Whoever was the biggest
bonehead on the losing teamCopy !req
134. will be the one to face the music!Copy !req
135. Usually, it's really difficult
to make that choice.Copy !req
136. But this year, I think everyone agrees.Copy !req
137. It's gotta be my son-in-law over there!Copy !req
138. Whaaaat?Copy !req
139. Huh?Copy !req
140. Hold on! You can't, Daddy!Copy !req
141. What's gonna happen to me?Copy !req
142. Ah, I'm stuffed!Copy !req
143. I gotta say, sukiyaki sure is tasty!Copy !req
144. I don't even remember
the last time I had some.Copy !req
145. So, uh, now that we're done eating...Copy !req
146. can we move on?Copy !req
147. Oh! Yes, of course.Copy !req
148. I suppose I should take my leave soon.Copy !req
149. What about the ritual for Ataru?Copy !req
150. You better say at least one prayer,
or so help me god...!Copy !req
151. Oh, that's right.Copy !req
152. Sorry, the food was so good
I nearly forgot.Copy !req
153. You stupid bald chowhound!Copy !req
154. Just calm down, honey!Copy !req
155. Let us gather around this
devotional graphic of sukiyakiCopy !req
156. and pay our final respects
to the soul of your son.Copy !req
157. Sendai, Kobe, Hida, Omi, Matsusaka,
Tajima, Yonezawa, Yamagata.Copy !req
158. Thigh, fillet, rump, sirloin, brisket,
flank steak, and tongue with salt!Copy !req
159. Ataru!Copy !req
160. Ataru!Copy !req
161. Yikes.Copy !req
162. Out with evil!Copy !req
163. And in with luck!Copy !req
164. Darling!
Out with evil!Copy !req
165. Out with evil!Copy !req
166. And in with luck!Copy !req
167. Out with evil!Copy !req
168. Ow! Ow! Owies!Copy !req
169. He's being tortured by Oni in Hell...Copy !req
170. That's no surprise considering how he lived.Copy !req
171. Shucks, he really did end up
in purgatory after all.Copy !req
172. The poor soul.Copy !req
173. Achoo!Copy !req
174. Crud... I caught another stupid cold.Copy !req
175. Are you feeling okay?
Would you like some apple slices, Ataru?Copy !req
176. Why the hell are you here?Copy !req
177. I came to pay you a visit.Copy !req
178. Ataru! We're here to lift your spirits!Copy !req
179. Miss Lum! It's a pleasure to see-Copy !req
180. Miss Lum is out, it seems.Copy !req
181. Damn! That's the whole reason
we even came to see Ataru...Copy !req
182. He probably kicked her out or something.
I feel for Lum, that poor girl.Copy !req
183. Hey, Ataru!Copy !req
184. Tell us what happened to Lum right now!Copy !req
185. Enough, you guys!
Ataru is sick and needs rest!Copy !req
186. Shinobu!Copy !req
187. I knew you still had the hots for me!Copy !req
188. Get your hands off!Copy !req
189. And after I took time out of my
busy schedule to come see you...Copy !req
190. Whatever, you just wanted to see Lum!Copy !req
191. Obviously.Copy !req
192. Well it sucks to be you.Copy !req
193. Lum went off to Neptune
to see an alien friend of hers.Copy !req
194. Curses!Copy !req
195. This is the worst possible timing ever!Copy !req
196. Too cold!Copy !req
197. Snow?Copy !req
198. Hrmm. I feel a very strange presence among us.Copy !req
199. I suggest you check the closet.Copy !req
200. Should we open it?Copy !req
201. I'm scared.Copy !req
202. Have no fear, Miss Shinobu.Copy !req
203. I'll open it on the count of three.Copy !req
204. One, two...!Copy !req
205. Oh no, Ataru!Copy !req
206. Dig him up!Copy !req
207. Oh my, how wonderful.
There are so many men here.Copy !req
208. It's a Yuki-onna!Copy !req
209. Not so fast, foul demon!
I shall expel you from this plac-Copy !req
210. Wah!Copy !req
211. What was that for?Copy !req
212. A woman this beautiful
couldn't possibly be a demon.Copy !req
213. Crazy monk.Copy !req
214. Quit thinking with your crotch!Copy !req
215. You can't let this
closet lurking demon trick you!Copy !req
216. Dear me, how rude.Copy !req
217. I can tell when I'm not welcome.Copy !req
218. Aw, boo. You're leaving already?Copy !req
219. Would you care to guide me back?Copy !req
220. Sure!Copy !req
221. Allow me to be your escort, ma'am!Copy !req
222. How wonderful.Copy !req
223. Hold up. I thought you were sick.Copy !req
224. What on earth is going on with this closet?Copy !req
225. OyukiCopy !req
226. Lum turned it into an interdimensional
passageway or something the other day.Copy !req
227. You boys sure have strange tastes.Copy !req
228. Why did you tag along?Copy !req
229. Please, come right this way.Copy !req
230. This is spooky, Mendo.
Let's go back.Copy !req
231. One problem,
the exit seems to have vanished...Copy !req
232. You must keep up with the group
or you'll be left behind.Copy !req
233. This passage crosses through dimensions.Copy !req
234. You'll get stuck in here forever
if you get lost.Copy !req
235. Oh no! Please wait for me!Copy !req
236. Yikes, how scary!Copy !req
237. Your ladyship!Copy !req
238. Your ladyship!Copy !req
239. Oyuki!Copy !req
240. Oyuki!Copy !req
241. That was Lum's voice!Copy !req
242. I'm coming!Copy !req
243. She's gone.Copy !req
244. C'mon, Moroboshi! Go after her!Copy !req
245. No way!Copy !req
246. Don't give me that, you dimwit!Copy !req
247. Darling?Copy !req
248. Darling!Copy !req
249. What are you doing here, darling?Copy !req
250. I could ask you the same thing!Copy !req
251. I came here to spend time with
my old friend, Oyuki!Copy !req
252. Wait, does that mean we're on Neptune?Copy !req
253. So you're Lum's husband
I've heard so much about.Copy !req
254. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
255. Then I suppose this must be
Miss Third Wheel.Copy !req
256. Lum has told me a lot about you as well.Copy !req
257. Who are you calling a third wheel?Copy !req
258. Look, it's a guy! A real guy!Copy !req
259. Wow! This is great!Copy !req
260. The mistress brought him
along with her, I guess.Copy !req
261. Why hello there.Copy !req
262. It is an honor to meet you.Copy !req
263. Oh, the pleasure is all ours!Copy !req
264. The majority of men on our planet
have to go away for work,Copy !req
265. so we need help clearing the snow.Copy !req
266. Bless your hearts!Copy !req
267. Work those shovels hard!Copy !req
268. Any guy can be popular with the ladies here.Copy !req
269. Yeah, good-looks don't move snow after all!Copy !req
270. Oh my! Look at him go!Copy !req
271. He's so strong and sturdy!Copy !req
272. I'm your man!Copy !req
273. Come. Mr. Ataru and Miss Third Wheel
can relax in my mansion.Copy !req
274. Like I said, I'm not a third wheel!Copy !req
275. Achoo!Copy !req
276. Darling? Are you all right?Copy !req
277. I got buried under a mountain of snow
in my room earlier.Copy !req
278. It really sucked...Copy !req
279. We opened an interdimensional holeCopy !req
280. to dispose of all the snow
that we have to shovel around here.Copy !req
281. I thought for sure our mistress was doomed
after she fell right into it earlier!Copy !req
282. But that was my room you dumped it into!Copy !req
283. Pardon me. I need to remove
my insulated clothing.Copy !req
284. Now, where were we?Copy !req
285. Uh, I was just saying that... well...Copy !req
286. Keep chucking that snow my way!Copy !req
287. I don't mind a bit!Copy !req
288. Great. Let me prepare us some tea.Copy !req
289. Oh please. You're fawning over her
like a lovesick puppy.Copy !req
290. Darling! You better get
your mind out of the gutter!Copy !req
291. Shaddup!Copy !req
292. Oyuki is nothing like either of you.
She's a true maiden!Copy !req
293. Jerk!Copy !req
294. Darliiiiing...!Copy !req
295. Take this, you two-timing scumbag!Copy !req
296. I just can't figure it out.Copy !req
297. Why is every woman in my life so violent?Copy !req
298. Oyuki is a literal angel compared to them...Copy !req
299. Oh my. Is there a problem, good sir?Copy !req
300. Lady Oyuki!Copy !req
301. You'll catch cold out here.Copy !req
302. Let's hurry back to the room.Copy !req
303. I'm afraid I can't do that.Copy !req
304. Because if I go back there...Copy !req
305. I'm a dead man!Copy !req
306. Gosh...Copy !req
307. Well, you can just rest here for now.Copy !req
308. Achoo!Copy !req
309. Oh my. Are you running a fever?Copy !req
310. Lady Oyuki!Copy !req
311. You seem to be getting hotter
and hotter by the minute, sir.Copy !req
312. Of course. It's because you're just
too beautiful to look at.Copy !req
313. Oh! We mustn't!Copy !req
314. Don't give in to temptation! It's too obscene!Copy !req
315. Wh-whoa! You're way more aggressive
than I thought, Lady Oyuki!
Oh my! This is so wrong!Copy !req
316. Wh-whoa! You're way more aggressive
than I thought, Lady Oyuki!
Please don't go any further, sir!Copy !req
317. D-damn, I can't hold back anymore!
Please don't go any further, sir!Copy !req
318. But this is forbidden love.
You're already married to Lum, aren't you?Copy !req
319. Be that as it may,
we've already come too far to stop!Copy !req
320. Oh my! How outrageous!Copy !req
321. We mustn't engage in such
vulgar deeds, good sir!Copy !req
322. It's too much! Ahhhh!Copy !req
323. BWAAAAAARGH!Copy !req
324. Wh-what the hell?Copy !req
325. That's my manservant, B-Bo.Copy !req
326. He cherishes me like
an elder sister, you see.Copy !req
327. You better get your grubby hands
off my mistress, little man!Copy !req
328. Holy crap! It's a friggin' yeti!Copy !req
329. B-Bo! Stop that!Copy !req
330. B-Bo!Copy !req
331. And just when things were getting good...Copy !req
332. What was that? An earthquake?Copy !req
333. Get over here!Copy !req
334. I'm gonna tear you to shreds!Copy !req
335. GRRRCopy !req
336. Lord help me!Copy !req
337. Ataru!Copy !req
338. Where's my darling?Copy !req
339. He just jumped into the portal
with some big yeti!Copy !req
340. Argh!Copy !req
341. I wanted to strangle him
with my own two hands!Copy !req
342. What a disaster.Copy !req
343. B-Bo is being far too rough
with my precious guest.Copy !req
344. We've got a visual on the Moroboshi house
in Tomobiki Town now. Over.Copy !req
345. What in god's name is that monster?Copy !req
346. Darling, you big dummy!Copy !req
347. B-Bo! Please come down!Copy !req
348. YETI ATTACK IN THE HEART OF TOKYO!Copy !req
349. Man trapped in itsCopy !req
350. clutches atop a roofCopy !req
351. Police and firefightersCopy !req
352. left dumbfoundedCopy !req
353. Yuki-onna and her secret loverCopy !req
354. Ataru MoroboshiCopy !req
355. It's all over the news today.Copy !req
356. You better learn your lesson from this!Copy !req
357. Yeah, whatever.Copy !req
358. Please just hurry up and
close that damn portal already.Copy !req
359. You're back here again, B-Bo?Copy !req
360. Seriously. My cold is never
gonna get better at this rate.Copy !req
361. Speaking of which,Copy !req
362. Mendo's taken every day off
from school ever since we came back...Copy !req
363. Only one man stayed behind, huh?Copy !req
364. I was on the verge of having Lum's
husband wrapped around my finger.Copy !req
365. It's such a shame...Copy !req
366. You're such a stud!Copy !req
367. Keep shoveling, hot stuff!Copy !req
368. Earth guys are so amazing!Copy !req
369. Anything for you ladies!Copy !req
370. What a gentleman!Copy !req
371. You can do it!Copy !req
372. We love you!Copy !req
373. And with that, the first semester
of this year comes to an end.Copy !req
374. Make sure to do your summer homework.Copy !req
375. That's all!Copy !req
376. Darling! Let's walk home together!Copy !req
377. Wait just a minute.Copy !req
378. Hold the phone!Copy !req
379. I have an important announcement to make!Copy !req
380. Everyone get back to your seats!Copy !req
381. Huh? What's this about?Copy !req
382. Quiet down!Copy !req
383. Ahem.Copy !req
384. As you know, I am Ataru Moroboshi.Copy !req
385. And as of today...Copy !req
386. I will be retiring!Copy !req
387. PAFOOOOOOOM!Copy !req
388. Ataru RetiresCopy !req
389. Well, catch you on the flip side.Copy !req
390. Hold on, Moroboshi!Copy !req
391. Don't bother trying to stop me.Copy !req
392. There's nothing left to say.
We're done here.Copy !req
393. I'm leaving now.Copy !req
394. Have you talked with
our parents about this?Copy !req
395. I'm not a kid.Copy !req
396. I can make this decision on my own.Copy !req
397. That may be, but you're still a minor!Copy !req
398. How do you intend to live?Copy !req
399. By doing what I've always done.Copy !req
400. Now I'll just have a little more freedom.Copy !req
401. I'm sorry, Moroboshi.Copy !req
402. Huh?Copy !req
403. I never intended for that
report card I gave you earlierCopy !req
404. to drive you to such extremes.Copy !req
405. Wh-what do you mean by that?Copy !req
406. It's true...Copy !req
407. your grades are the worst I've ever seen!Copy !req
408. They hurt just to look at!Copy !req
409. But it's all my fault!Copy !req
410. I should have taken your report card
and burned it to ashes!Copy !req
411. Dude! What are you talking about?
This is embarrassing!Copy !req
412. I knew Ataru's grades were bad,
but not THAT bad.Copy !req
413. I didn't really give a damn
about my grades before,Copy !req
414. but now it's actually hurting my pride...Copy !req
415. Hold on. Then why did you
suddenly decide to quit coming here?Copy !req
416. I didn't say anything about quitting school!Copy !req
417. What I'm retiring from is...Copy !req
418. Cla-!
Moroboshi! You've made a wise choice.Copy !req
419. Moroboshi! You've made a wise choice.Copy !req
420. We get it. You don't have to say anything else.Copy !req
421. I'm not sure you actually get it at all.Copy !req
422. I've always thought you were totally unfit
for all the responsibilities that you have.Copy !req
423. Quit taking pot shots at me, dude.Copy !req
424. Listen, everyone. Moroboshi is...Copy !req
425. retiring from being the
main character of Urusei Yatsura!Copy !req
426. FLOPPO!Copy !req
427. I figured that's what he meant.Copy !req
428. I never thought he was a good fit, anyway.Copy !req
429. Who do you think will be
the main character now?Copy !req
430. What's the deal, Mendo?
You seem awfully chipper.Copy !req
431. Come on. Based on looks there's no question
that the next best candidate is...Copy !req
432. Me, of course!Copy !req
433. Main CharacterCopy !req
434. Cherry? Where the hell'd you come from?Copy !req
435. Well, I heard you were having a contest
for the next main character...Copy !req
436. Just look at these simple lines!Copy !req
437. And my charming face!Copy !req
438. SMACK!Copy !req
439. You must be out of your mind!
Have some shame!Copy !req
440. Oh! It's Nurse Sakura!Copy !req
441. Stop showing up
when it makes no lick of sense!Copy !req
442. It's humiliating, darn it!Copy !req
443. What are you doing here, Sakura?Copy !req
444. Well, you know.Copy !req
445. I need to give a speech and greet everyone.Copy !req
446. After all...Copy !req
447. I'm going to be the main character now.Copy !req
448. You're no different from Cherry.Copy !req
449. I wanna be the main character, too!Copy !req
450. But I'm the best fit.Copy !req
451. No, it's obviously me.Copy !req
452. No, me!Copy !req
453. You all need to quit with this nonsense!Copy !req
454. It's too late to change the status quo now!Copy !req
455. Yeah, she's right!Copy !req
456. I've always been the
main character of this show!Copy !req
457. I'm the main character, dammit!Copy !req
458. Are you sure it's not me?Copy !req
459. I've been the main character
since episode 1!Copy !req
460. Yeah, but you're going to retire, right?Copy !req
461. Sorry to keep you waiting!Copy !req
462. Is this where the main character
contest is happening?Copy !req
463. Come along, everyone.
This seems to be the place.Copy !req
464. Whoa! What the hell?Copy !req
465. People from across the universe have come
to take their shot at being main character.Copy !req
466. So many rivals...Copy !req
467. I guess everyone was feeling
pretty unhappyCopy !req
468. with you in the main character
spot, Moroboshi.Copy !req
469. I think it's time for us to make it clear
who reigns supreme.Copy !req
470. Then let's make this a
contest of physical strength!Copy !req
471. The hopes of my whole planet
are riding on my shoulders,Copy !req
472. so I can't afford to lose.Copy !req
473. I'm always raring for
more screentime, ya know!Copy !req
474. What are you going to do, Ataru?Copy !req
475. All I wanted...Copy !req
476. WAS RETIRE FROM BEING THE
CLASS PRESIDENT, GODDAMMIIIIIIIT!Copy !req
477. Class PresidentCopy !req
478. Wait, you're the class president?Copy !req
479. Why not just quit?Copy !req
480. I'm the real main character, of course!Copy !req
481. Home Is Where You Find ItCopy !req
482. Marine Garbage DisposalCopy !req
483. On the next episode of Urusei Yatsura!Copy !req
484. His name is Pochi!Copy !req