1. Good morning.Copy !req
2. Okay, I'll bite. What are you doing here?Copy !req
3. Well, I'm playing chaperone today.Copy !req
4. And now I'm taking a break to have breakfast.Copy !req
5. Chaperone?
Hey, that's not fair! We agreed on halfsies!Copy !req
6. Big news, Ataru!
Hey, that's not fair! We agreed on halfsies!Copy !req
7. Did you hear? Word is that we've got
a new school nurse starting today!
Hey, that's not fair! We agreed on halfsies!Copy !req
8. Did you hear? Word is that we've got
a new school nurse starting today!
Oh, don't give me that!Copy !req
9. Did you hear? Word is that we've got
a new school nurse starting today!
We went over this earlier!Copy !req
10. Hmph. Like I care.Copy !req
11. Hmph. Like I care.
You're nothing but a glutton!Copy !req
12. Even if she's a foxy lady with a rockin' body?
You're nothing but a glutton!Copy !req
13. Even if she's a foxy lady with a rockin' body?
Now give me back my share!Copy !req
14. Now give me back my share!Copy !req
15. Why didn't you say so sooner?Copy !req
16. Yahoo!Copy !req
17. Aw shucks! I think I'm sick!
Come on! Give me a bite!Copy !req
18. Nurse's OfficeCopy !req
19. Beg your pardon!Copy !req
20. Madam!Copy !req
21. Please marry me!Copy !req
22. Don't be stupid.Copy !req
23. If you're not sick,
then get out and go back to class.Copy !req
24. That voice sounds kinda familiar...Copy !req
25. They just won't stop coming.Copy !req
26. Oh, if it isn't Ataru Moroboshi!Copy !req
27. Ataru! You know her?Copy !req
28. Yeah, Sakura's a shrine maiden
who's related to Cherry.Copy !req
29. H-holy crap, a shrine maiden?Copy !req
30. I think I'm in love!Copy !req
31. I can't deny it. She did look amazing
in that hakama before.Copy !req
32. And this white lab coat look is...Copy !req
33. pretty sexy, too!Copy !req
34. Blush!Copy !req
35. I never imagined that
I'd run into her at school.Copy !req
36. It's just gotta be fate.Copy !req
37. So hey, here's an idea! Let's get married!Copy !req
38. No! Let me be your groom!Copy !req
39. Marry me! Marry me!Copy !req
40. Pretty please!Copy !req
41. TH-TH-TH-THWAAACK!Copy !req
42. Get lost, you little pervs!Copy !req
43. Could things be any worse?
I'm stuck in a school full of horndogs.Copy !req
44. Pardon us.Copy !req
45. Huh?Copy !req
46. I've heard that you serve as
a shrine maiden, ma'am.Copy !req
47. We could use your help.Copy !req
48. Oh?Copy !req
49. The Glove of Love and ConflictCopy !req
50. I'm terribly sorry to bother you
first thing in the morning.Copy !req
51. But could you please perform
an exorcism on these?Copy !req
52. You mean these gloves?Copy !req
53. Yes. As a matter of fact,Copy !req
54. these gloves happen to be...Copy !req
55. Stooooooop!Copy !req
56. Smoosh!Copy !req
57. SMOOSH!Copy !req
58. Gimme back that fish, dang you!Copy !req
59. RRRRUMBLECopy !req
60. THUP!Copy !req
61. THWOP!Copy !req
62. Tomobiki B.C.Copy !req
63. Come on! Hand it over! That's my fish!Copy !req
64. Ugh!Copy !req
65. GET THE HELL OUT!Copy !req
66. So, you were saying
something about these gloves.Copy !req
67. Oh, right! Well, the thing is...Copy !req
68. Th-that's not good!Copy !req
69. One of them is missing!Copy !req
70. Say, darling, what is this thing?Copy !req
71. Where the hell did you pick this up from?Copy !req
72. Well, it's called a boxing glove.Copy !req
73. You wear it over your hand like this and...Copy !req
74. Oh, darling!Copy !req
75. H-hold up! I'm not doing this!Copy !req
76. Damn... it's stuck!Copy !req
77. What the hell is up with this glove?Copy !req
78. What's the matter?Copy !req
79. Oh! Shinob-Copy !req
80. Wah!Copy !req
81. D-don't get comfy with me!Copy !req
82. Ouch!Copy !req
83. Darling...!Copy !req
84. It wasn't me! The glove moved on its own!Copy !req
85. Quit making up crazy stories
that make no sense!Copy !req
86. I'm telling the truth!Copy !req
87. This glove is out of control!Copy !req
88. It's getting cozy!Copy !req
89. With everyone around meeeeeeee!Copy !req
90. My body is being controlled!Copy !req
91. Yeah, right.Copy !req
92. Everybody knows you're
just using that gloveCopy !req
93. as an excuse to get up close and personal
with all the pretty ladies in class, dimwit.Copy !req
94. Hear me out!Copy !req
95. I'm not the one who's doing this!Copy !req
96. Don't you get it?Copy !req
97. Uh, what the hell do think you're doing?Copy !req
98. Like I just said, it's the glove doing it!Copy !req
99. SQUEEZECopy !req
100. Not me.Copy !req
101. RUBCopy !req
102. Totally not me.Copy !req
103. RUBCopy !req
104. Also not me.Copy !req
105. TWINGE...Copy !req
106. Dammit! Just get some distance, already!Copy !req
107. Gross, man!Copy !req
108. Why you little...!Copy !req
109. TMPCopy !req
110. Just stay back!Copy !req
111. You should already know...Copy !req
112. get too close to me
and you'll end up fondled!Copy !req
113. RUBCopy !req
114. That's enough!Copy !req
115. It's Nurse Sakura!Copy !req
116. That shrine maiden outfit
is such a turn on!Copy !req
117. She's so beautiful.Copy !req
118. As I figured, that glove is possessed
by a grudge from beyond.Copy !req
119. What does that mean?Copy !req
120. Well, that glove is known as
the "Love Clincher".Copy !req
121. Basically, it's a cursed boxing gloveCopy !req
122. that's eager to get up close and personal
with its opponents by using a clinch hold.Copy !req
123. That's not all. Wearing the other glove
makes things even more problematic.Copy !req
124. It's truly horrific...Copy !req
125. What makes it so scary?Copy !req
126. Dunno. Maybe it grabs tight
with both arms or something.Copy !req
127. Oh no, it's much worse than that.Copy !req
128. Just watch.Copy !req
129. CLENCHCopy !req
130. Alright! It's time for class, everyone!Copy !req
131. Hurry and get in your seats!Copy !req
132. SQUEEZECopy !req
133. SQUEEZECopy !req
134. SWISHCopy !req
135. KAPOOOW!Copy !req
136. The one that goes on the left hand
is known as the "Rage Hitter".Copy !req
137. It's a cursed boxing glove that lashes out
to punch whoever is within range,Copy !req
138. no matter if they're in the ring,
or eating dinner, or what.Copy !req
139. Explain that BEFORE you
put it on me, dammit!Copy !req
140. It's the polar opposite of the right one...Copy !req
141. How did that even happen?Copy !req
142. Those gloves were cursed by
the residual spirit of the boxerCopy !req
143. who fought with them in the past.Copy !req
144. Yeah. He had a rough life
because he was way too strong.Copy !req
145. And so, nobody wanted to befriend him
because of how intimidating he was.Copy !req
146. Jeez, talk about a pain in the butt.Copy !req
147. KAPOOOW!Copy !req
148. Darling!Copy !req
149. Omigosh...Copy !req
150. Omigosh...Copy !req
151. You actually took a punch for me!Copy !req
152. No duh.Copy !req
153. I would never punch a lady.Copy !req
154. That was almost acrobatic.Copy !req
155. It must hurt.Copy !req
156. I gotta say, bravo!Copy !req
157. You've earned my respect, Moroboshi!Copy !req
158. Now you're starting to get it!Copy !req
159. See how nice I am?Copy !req
160. KAPOOOW!Copy !req
161. Oh, I see how it's gonna be!Copy !req
162. Listen, man! That wasn't me.Copy !req
163. The gloves move on their own.Copy !req
164. Darling! I'm over the moon right now!Copy !req
165. Oh, for crying out loud!Copy !req
166. PWANG!Copy !req
167. Stop! Stay back!Copy !req
168. Darling!Copy !req
169. Quit doing that, dumb-ass!Copy !req
170. Don't run away!Copy !req
171. I've got it!
Don't run away!Copy !req
172. Uh, what's all this?Copy !req
173. Argh, I can't leave!Copy !req
174. That's because I've raised a barrier.Copy !req
175. It's all part of the exorcism.Copy !req
176. You two just need to keep doing
your back and forth in there.Copy !req
177. Daaaaaarling!Copy !req
178. Get away from me!Copy !req
179. RUBCopy !req
180. Awww...Copy !req
181. Awww...Copy !req
182. How sweet...Copy !req
183. Awww...!Copy !req
184. How sweet...!Copy !req
185. Awww...!Copy !req
186. Somebody stop them!Copy !req
187. Moroboshi...Copy !req
188. Lumph...Copy !req
189. BLOOOOMPHCopy !req
190. Curf meh swome swafk awredee.Copy !req
191. I can't bear to look at him.Copy !req
192. You're an absolute mess,
but you did it all for me!Copy !req
193. You gotta be kidding...Copy !req
194. Darling!Copy !req
195. He's down!Copy !req
196. The match is over!Copy !req
197. They came off!Copy !req
198. All that hugging and punching
satisfied the spirit of the gloves.Copy !req
199. Now they're free from the curse.Copy !req
200. Are you okay, darling?Copy !req
201. Oh, is he awake already?Copy !req
202. It's not me! The gloves are doing this!Copy !req
203. Riiiiiight. A likely story.Copy !req
204. CLENCHCopy !req
205. I'm heading out!Copy !req
206. Darling!Copy !req
207. I want to tag along with you!Copy !req
208. Just don't stop me from
trying to pick up chicks!Copy !req
209. Hey, wait up!Copy !req
210. You're walking too fast!Copy !req
211. But I always walk at this pace.
Crud. She's already got a boyfriend.Copy !req
212. Crud. She's already got a boyfriend.Copy !req
213. Darling! Hold on for a second!Copy !req
214. Shinobu!Copy !req
215. Yo! Here I am!Copy !req
216. That's nice, but I wasn't waiting.Copy !req
217. We still crossed paths regardless,
Uuuugh!Copy !req
218. so this must be fate!
Knock that crap off already!Copy !req
219. Daaaarling!Copy !req
220. How I've Waited for You…Copy !req
221. Why thank you, Miss Aya.Copy !req
222. Your letter is accepted.Copy !req
223. I'm thrilled to hear that, Mendo.Copy !req
224. Aw, man! Aya wrote a love letter to Mendo?Copy !req
225. Wh-what's so great about Aya, anyway?Copy !req
226. Oh crap, now Hitomi is
making a move on him!Copy !req
227. Hey Mendo... so, um...Copy !req
228. Well, hello there.
I'm so thankful for your letters.Copy !req
229. You're the apple of
every boy's eye, Miss Hitomi.Copy !req
230. No freaking' way! Not Hitomi!Copy !req
231. Ugh! Hell has frozen over!Copy !req
232. Ah... this mountain of love letters...Copy !req
233. It feels like I'm about to be
crushed by all the affection!Copy !req
234. Curses! Mendo, you lucky bastard!Copy !req
235. He's a threat to every guy in class!Copy !req
236. Darling! You better start showing me
more love and affection, darn it!Copy !req
237. Whatever, I don't have time to waste on you!Copy !req
238. Come on, pleaaaaaaaaase!Copy !req
239. Here comes another lucky jackass!
Come on, pleaaaaaaaaase!Copy !req
240. Here comes another lucky jackass!
Buzz off already!Copy !req
241. Argh! I can't stand this!Copy !req
242. This sucks! I had my eye on Hitomi!Copy !req
243. Stupid Mendo! I wish we could
scare him outta town!Copy !req
244. Think, you guys! There's gotta be something
that we can do to shatter his pride.Copy !req
245. It's gonna have to be something really drastic.Copy !req
246. Because nothing else would
faze that obtuse moron.Copy !req
247. Moron...?Copy !req
248. I've got it!Copy !req
249. Here's the plan.Copy !req
250. We'll put that moron in his place
by using another moron!Copy !req
251. To my beloved Ataru Moroboshi.Copy !req
252. "To my beloved Ataru Moroboshi."Copy !req
253. "My heart was instantly pierced
by cupid's arrow...Copy !req
254. DeeeeeerpCopy !req
255. SCRIBBLECopy !req
256. when I first saw you and
your dashing good looks."Copy !req
257. Dude! Lend me some cash, would ya?Copy !req
258. Please! Please! Pleaaaaase!Copy !req
259. "I've fallen for the gallant way
that you carry yourself,Copy !req
260. even when you're totally broke."Copy !req
261. Jeez, man.Copy !req
262. I don't know how you stand groveling like
a loser just to borrow a measly 100 yen...Copy !req
263. Scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble...Copy !req
264. SCRIBBLECopy !req
265. "Please forgive me,
I just couldn't help myself."Copy !req
266. "Signed, Otoko Kumino."Copy !req
267. Are you finished?Copy !req
268. Aw yeah, this is a masterpiece!Copy !req
269. And to top it off,
I'll leave a sexy kiss mark!Copy !req
270. Smooooooooooch!Copy !req
271. SMOOOOOOOOOOCH!Copy !req
272. SERIOUSLY? A LOVE LETTER FOR ME?Copy !req
273. That's right.Copy !req
274. She asked me to hand it over to you
this morning and it nearly slipped my min-Copy !req
275. What did she look like?Copy !req
276. Y-y-you're strangling me!Copy !req
277. She was a top-class hottie
like you've never seen!Copy !req
278. Never mind that!
Hurry and read it, dude!Copy !req
279. Y-y-yeah, okay!Copy !req
280. "T-t-t-to my beloved Ataru Moroboshi."Copy !req
281. "My heart was, uh, instantly pierced
by cupid's arrow...Copy !req
282. when I first saw you and
your dashing good looks."Copy !req
283. "Mendo is like a bag of garbage
when compared to you."Copy !req
284. "I couldn't care less about him.
Hmph. That stupid jerk."Copy !req
285. TWITCHCopy !req
286. TWITCHCopy !req
287. "You are much more of a hunk
than Mendo could ever be."Copy !req
288. "You are much more of a hunk
than Mendo could ever be."Copy !req
289. "You are much more of a hunk than Men-"Copy !req
290. What are you, a broken record?Copy !req
291. I'm just reading it exactly as
it was written, buddy.Copy !req
292. Look.Copy !req
293. That handwriting is beyond crude.Copy !req
294. "Otoko Kumino..."Copy !req
295. Th-there's a kiss mark!Copy !req
296. Oh, baby! Come to papa!Copy !req
297. Smooooooooooch!Copy !req
298. SMOOOOOOOOOCH!Copy !req
299. Yahoo! Yahoo! Yahoo! Yahoo!Copy !req
300. What on earth is he so giddy about?Copy !req
301. Hey Lum!Copy !req
302. I feel bad for this pathetic loser.Copy !req
303. He's jumping for joy after getting
one measly love letter.Copy !req
304. LOVE LETTER?Copy !req
305. Darling! Tell me who
sent you that right now!Copy !req
306. I'm such hot stuff, women practically
throw themselves at my feet all the time.Copy !req
307. Haruuumph!Copy !req
308. HARUUUMPHCopy !req
309. Waaaah!Copy !req
310. I'm so hurt! Booo!Copy !req
311. There, there.Copy !req
312. Gah! That's not fair, Lum!Copy !req
313. Come and cry into my chest instead!Copy !req
314. Darling... don't you feel even a little frustrated
seeing me in the arms of another guy?Copy !req
315. Nah. You two look great together!Copy !req
316. Miss Lum.Copy !req
317. I think it's more than time
that you give up on Moroboshi.Copy !req
318. I mean, look at how much
he celebrated over that fake letter.Copy !req
319. He's nothing but a dope.Copy !req
320. Shut your stupid face!
That letter from Otoko is 100% real!Copy !req
321. Wanna bet on that?Copy !req
322. Gladly!Copy !req
323. All right. If this "Otoko Kumino" woman
turns out to be a sham,Copy !req
324. SHOOOOOVECopy !req
325. SHOVECopy !req
326. then I get to take over as class president.Copy !req
327. SHOVECopy !req
328. SHOOOOVECopy !req
329. And if she turns out to be real,
then you have to give me 10,000 yen!Copy !req
330. Fine.Copy !req
331. Th-there's no take backsies later, dude!Copy !req
332. Okay.Copy !req
333. Jeez, talk about making a pointless demand...
You heard me say 10,000 right?Copy !req
334. Jeez, talk about making a pointless demand...
Yep.Copy !req
335. Wh-what're we gonna do?Copy !req
336. That's easy, we just throw our support
totally behind Ataru!Copy !req
337. Okay, sure.
But Otoko Kumino doesn't exist!Copy !req
338. She's just a fictional person
that we made up!Copy !req
339. No doy! Use your head, man!Copy !req
340. You'll pay me 3,000 yen for one hour of work?Copy !req
341. Yes! I am so in!Copy !req
342. Here's the deal.Copy !req
343. You're going to pretend to be a girl named
"Otoko Kumino" for one hour tomorrow.Copy !req
344. Sure thing! That's a piece of cake!Copy !req
345. HELL YEAAAH!Copy !req
346. She wants to meet me at Cafe Ketaguri
at 4 pm this afternoon! Oh, baby!Copy !req
347. Hmph! This whole thing is ridiculous!Copy !req
348. Any girl who would actually have the hots
for you must be nutty as a fruitcake!Copy !req
349. Good point. But it takes one
to know one. Eh, Lum?Copy !req
350. Whatever.Copy !req
351. I think I'm seriously going to move on
from you and be with Shutaro instead.Copy !req
352. You called?Copy !req
353. You want to be with Mendo instead?Copy !req
354. Are you serious, Lum?Copy !req
355. Yay! He's getting jealous!Copy !req
356. Now that's what I'm talking about!Copy !req
357. Go on! Have fun with Mendo!Copy !req
358. Welcome!Copy !req
359. How could you, darling?Copy !req
360. I HATE YOUR GUUUUUUUUUTS!Copy !req
361. I wonder what she's like?Copy !req
362. Could she be cuter than me?Copy !req
363. A-are you kidding?Copy !req
364. The girl we hired to be
Otoko Kumino can't come?Copy !req
365. Apparently, she's been stuck in bed
with a stomachache since this morning.Copy !req
366. She took the 3,000 yen that we paid herCopy !req
367. and went out to eat pizza, ramen, hamburgers,
meat buns, baked sweet potatoes,Copy !req
368. okonomiyaki, ice cream and some caramel
all in one sitting that really screwed her up.Copy !req
369. Is she a bottomless pit or what?Copy !req
370. So now what?Copy !req
371. We're boned.Copy !req
372. I'm open to ideas.Copy !req
373. Well...Copy !req
374. It all makes sense now.Copy !req
375. Going on a date! Going on a date!
A date with Otoko!Copy !req
376. S-so hey, Ataru?Copy !req
377. Good news, boys. I'm taking you out for dinner
once I win that 10,000 yen from Mendo.Copy !req
378. O-oh yeah?Copy !req
379. Looks like I'm going to be class president
from now on. I can't wait to get started.Copy !req
380. Yeah, right! You're just full of hot air!Copy !req
381. Nyah!Copy !req
382. Aw crap. I can't bring myself to tell him...Copy !req
383. Y-yikes, if Mendo really does end up
being class president,Copy !req
384. all of us boys are going to be
absolutely screwed.Copy !req
385. I can't be bothered to try
and help him this time.Copy !req
386. He needs to learn his lesson
every once in awhile!Copy !req
387. Hmph!Copy !req
388. Hey, Moroboshi...Copy !req
389. It's already 15 minutes past
when you were supposed to meet.Copy !req
390. Is she really gonna show?Copy !req
391. Yes!Copy !req
392. Come on, dude.
It was obviously just a prank.Copy !req
393. Like hell it is!Copy !req
394. What a shame. She left you out to dry.Copy !req
395. Stuff it. She's on her way!Copy !req
396. Darling must feel like a fool by now.Copy !req
397. That's what he gets!Copy !req
398. Darling, you big dummy...Copy !req
399. Thanks for coming!Copy !req
400. It's been a whole hour...Copy !req
401. Moroboshi. I'm giving you 15 more minutes.Copy !req
402. If she doesn't show by then, you lose.Copy !req
403. But...Copy !req
404. In the end... he's still my darling Ataru...Copy !req
405. and I love him.Copy !req
406. Darling... you poor thing.Copy !req
407. Welp, time is up.Copy !req
408. Ugh. I guess the reign of
President Mendo is now upon us.Copy !req
409. Otoko, my love...Copy !req
410. Sorry to keep you!Copy !req
411. I'm Otoko Kumino!Copy !req
412. Wh-what a hottie!Copy !req
413. Shucks! You had me worried, Otoko!Copy !req
414. You're too much of a tease, baby!Copy !req
415. I'm so sorry!Copy !req
416. LU-?Copy !req
417. Yes, the LOVE letter!
I'm so happy that you read it!Copy !req
418. Darling! I know you don't want
everyone to make fun of you!Copy !req
419. So stay quiet and keep up the act!Copy !req
420. Squeeee!Copy !req
421. I've dreamed so long about
being in your embrace, just like this!Copy !req
422. Otoko, my love!Copy !req
423. HUGCopy !req
424. All right! Let's go on our date, Ataru!Copy !req
425. I want you all to myself!Copy !req
426. Yeah, let's get going!Copy !req
427. Bye, everyone! It was nice seeing you!Copy !req
428. Later dudes!Copy !req
429. Sunnova...! They totally played me!Copy !req
430. Those friggin' jerks!
I'm gonna get them for this!Copy !req
431. It's all your fault for being
so full of yourself, darling!Copy !req
432. Think of how bad it would be
if I hadn't shown up!Copy !req
433. Dammit! Now I actually owe Lum a favor!Copy !req
434. Hold up. Has Lum always
been this attractive...?Copy !req
435. Well, darling...
I'm going on ahead, okay?Copy !req
436. Huh?Copy !req
437. Hey, Lum...Copy !req
438. Whaddya say we walk together
for just a little longer?Copy !req
439. 'Kay!Copy !req
440. What's so funny?Copy !req
441. Nothing.Copy !req
442. Oh, come on!Copy !req
443. It's nothing, I swear!Copy !req
444. A call from daddy?Copy !req
445. Get your act together, missy!Copy !req
446. Huh? What's going on?Copy !req
447. Ya nincompooooop!Copy !req
448. It's time for our clan's
important annual event!Copy !req
449. Don't tell me ya forgot!Copy !req
450. Oh! That's right! Today is...Copy !req
451. the day of the big showdown!Copy !req
452. Good Day for a DepartureCopy !req
453. OyukiCopy !req
454. Ataru RetiresCopy !req
455. On the next episode of Urusei Yatsura.Copy !req
456. That's a no-no!Copy !req