1. Whamo!Copy !req
2. That was cheap! You're not supposed to fly!Copy !req
3. Last I checked, there's no rule against flying!Copy !req
4. Why are you and your pea brain
on the same team as Miss Lum?Copy !req
5. Oh, c'mon!
Why are you and your pea brain
on the same team as Miss Lum?Copy !req
6. Why are you and your pea brain
on the same team as Miss Lum?Copy !req
7. Beats me, I wanted to be paired with Shinob-Copy !req
8. We're playing for keeps
and I'm not holding back!Copy !req
9. Heave-ho! Heave-ho!Copy !req
10. Heave-ho! Heave-ho!Copy !req
11. Darling and I are going to win a love game!Copy !req
12. That's it! No more flying!Copy !req
13. Sounds like somebody's having
a wild time over there.Copy !req
14. Hey! Don't get distracted!Copy !req
15. Remember that we're here to fulfill
a very important duty!Copy !req
16. Gosh, and after all that trouble
we went through to hide the spaceship...Copy !req
17. for some reason it went and made
an emergency launch.Copy !req
18. That's life! You should always expect
the unexpected on trips like this!Copy !req
19. Balgh!Copy !req
20. Ugh, t-too heavy...Copy !req
21. Eldeeeeer!Copy !req
22. Wait for uuuuus!Copy !req
23. Sounds like somebody's
having a wild time over there.Copy !req
24. Don't get distracted!Copy !req
25. Score!Copy !req
26. My apologies.Copy !req
27. That dimwit won't get the better of me!Copy !req
28. CRASHCopy !req
29. Yo, Mendo.Copy !req
30. Think fast.Copy !req
31. Wha-?Copy !req
32. THUMPCopy !req
33. I was trying to warn you about that.Copy !req
34. Did you get what I meant?Copy !req
35. Curse you!Copy !req
36. Why didn't you say something
more straightforward, dammit!Copy !req
37. Hot babe ahoy!Copy !req
38. Darling!Copy !req
39. Moroboshi! You're dead meat!Copy !req
40. Dude! Take a good look in front of you!Copy !req
41. Whoa! Who is this?Copy !req
42. I must know her name.
She's breathtakingly beautiful.Copy !req
43. That crow is wearing some weird clothes...Copy !req
44. Princess!Copy !req
45. Are you all right?Copy !req
46. What the hell are those things?Copy !req
47. She seems to be okay!Copy !req
48. Oh thank heavens!Copy !req
49. I had no idea that crows living amongst
the peasantry could talk like this...Copy !req
50. It's a hunk with slicked-back hair!Copy !req
51. This guy could work, right?Copy !req
52. Yeah.Copy !req
53. Hold up, what do you mean by that?Copy !req
54. Our princess only cares for handsome hotties!Copy !req
55. And your looks get a passing grade!Copy !req
56. I'm not following you at all.Copy !req
57. Hurry and wake up, Elder!Copy !req
58. We've got big news!Copy !req
59. Our search for a suitable man is over!Copy !req
60. Elder!Copy !req
61. Guess he's out like a light.Copy !req
62. Freakin' slavedriver who pays peanuts!Copy !req
63. Get bent!Copy !req
64. What happened to me?Copy !req
65. Murmur, murmur, murmur, murmur...Copy !req
66. Indeed. He's right up her alley.Copy !req
67. You see, we come from a planet where
there are no humanoid males to speak of.Copy !req
68. So we traveled all the way to EarthCopy !req
69. in search of a groom
suitable for Princess Kurama.Copy !req
70. You would be doing us a huge favor!Copy !req
71. Please consider it!Copy !req
72. We need you to become
Princess Kurama's husbandCopy !req
73. and engage in a night of
amorous congress with her!Copy !req
74. Amorous CongressCopy !req
75. A night of amorous congress?Copy !req
76. Now, awaken the princess with a kiss.Copy !req
77. No need to be shy! Give her a big, fat one!Copy !req
78. Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!Copy !req
79. W-w-w-wait just a second!Copy !req
80. I can't agree to this!
I'm not into public displays of affection!Copy !req
81. Oh, just quit yapping and get to it already!Copy !req
82. It's cool, I'll do it for him!Copy !req
83. Darling!Copy !req
84. Zap zap zap zap zap zap!Copy !req
85. ZAPCopy !req
86. You've already got a perfectly kissable
wife right here, darn it!Copy !req
87. Get offa me!Copy !req
88. Shutaro! Hurry and seal the deal!Copy !req
89. Don't you dare, Mendo!Copy !req
90. You must hurry and kiss herCopy !req
91. or that numbskull over there
will beat you to the punch!Copy !req
92. Please, you have to save our princess!Copy !req
93. Very well. Extreme circumstances
call for extreme action.Copy !req
94. Pardon me.Copy !req
95. Smoooooch...Copy !req
96. SNAPCopy !req
97. Don't do it, Mendo!Copy !req
98. M-miss Shinobu!Copy !req
99. Hey! Mind your own business!Copy !req
100. Nice job, Shinobu! Keep it up!Copy !req
101. Darling!Copy !req
102. Get over here!Copy !req
103. Listen! I'm not doing this because I want to!Copy !req
104. But this person needs my help!Copy !req
105. Whatever!Copy !req
106. It's smoochin' time!Copy !req
107. Sealed with a Kiss!Copy !req
108. YOU FILTHY PIECE OF SCUUUM!Copy !req
109. Aw yeah! I did it!Copy !req
110. Crud.Copy !req
111. And after I worked up all that courage...Copy !req
112. You should have just done it
when we told you to!Copy !req
113. Because tradition dictates that
she must pledge herself toCopy !req
114. the man who awakens her with a kiss!Copy !req
115. Where am I?Copy !req
116. Hello there.Copy !req
117. Oh hell yes! He's a total studmuffin!Copy !req
118. You have found me the perfect groom!Copy !req
119. Come, my husband!
It's time for amorous congress!Copy !req
120. I wish to birth a great deal of children!Copy !req
121. There's no time like the present,
I feel so awful that I can't bear to
break the news to her...Copy !req
122. let's get to mashing the fat here and now!
I feel so awful that I can't bear to
break the news to her...Copy !req
123. let's get to mashing the fat here and now!
We can let her live the dream
for a little while, at least.Copy !req
124. We can let her live the dream
for a little while, at least.Copy !req
125. Kurama, baby!Copy !req
126. Huh?Copy !req
127. Who the devil are you?Copy !req
128. Let's engage in amorous congress, right now!Copy !req
129. Shove off, you maggot!Copy !req
130. Darling...!Copy !req
131. You kissed her, but always leave
my lips high and dry!Copy !req
132. I'M PISSEEEEEEEEED!Copy !req
133. KABLOOOEY!Copy !req
134. Kabloooey!Copy !req
135. Some days laterCopy !req
136. Okay, so on today's agenda,Copy !req
137. we have to do something about
Princess Kurama's husband.Copy !req
138. But before that...Copy !req
139. What are you doing here, missy?Copy !req
140. Ataru is my darling husband!Copy !req
141. I'm not letting anyone else lay a hand on him!Copy !req
142. Sir, with all due respect, this is a disaster.Copy !req
143. I suggest that we just hook her up
with the slicked back fella.Copy !req
144. Slick back fellaCopy !req
145. The princess already thinks
that guy is her husband, anyway.Copy !req
146. Be that as it may, the reality is...Copy !req
147. That numbskull kissed her!Copy !req
148. And nobody will know that
if we never tell them.Copy !req
149. Let's have her engage in amorous congress
with the slicked back fella and call it a day.Copy !req
150. Huh?Copy !req
151. Are you saying that Kurama doesn't know
my darling is the one who kissed her yet?Copy !req
152. Yep. We're gonna keep her
in the dark about thatCopy !req
153. and strike a deal with that hunk instead.Copy !req
154. I'm willing to help with that.Copy !req
155. Great!Copy !req
156. That cannot be allowed!Copy !req
157. It doesn't matter if he's married or not.Copy !req
158. Because tradition dictates
the princess must engage withCopy !req
159. the man who awakened her
with a kiss, period!Copy !req
160. Why you little...!Copy !req
161. How do you expect us to
explain it to her at this point?Copy !req
162. My heart bleeds for the princess already.Copy !req
163. Besides, none of us are getting paid
for all this overtime.Copy !req
164. I knew that's all you bums care about.Copy !req
165. Enough of this!Copy !req
166. I'm just going to tell the princess
the truth myself!Copy !req
167. But Princess Kurama isn't here right now.Copy !req
168. What? Where did she go?Copy !req
169. Do you even need to ask?Copy !req
170. She's gone to be with the slicked back fella.Copy !req
171. That spells trouble for darling!Copy !req
172. CLASS 2-4Copy !req
173. Uh, so for today's homeroom,Copy !req
174. we'll be having a discussion regardingCopy !req
175. Proper EtiquetteCopy !req
176. Between Boys and GirlsCopy !req
177. proper etiquette in relationships
between boys and girls.Copy !req
178. Gee whiz, they couldn't have picked
a worse group of peopleCopy !req
179. to lead a discussion on this topic,Copy !req
180. seeing as how they're all lunkheadsCopy !req
181. who throw manners out the window
when it comes to the opposite sex.Copy !req
182. Don't lump me in with Moroboshi.Copy !req
183. Mendo's just wasting his breath up here.Copy !req
184. Watch it! You're the last person
with any right to say that!Copy !req
185. That's for sure.Copy !req
186. Mendo always uses logic
when he does something.Copy !req
187. He's totally different from Moroboshi
who just acts on instinct.Copy !req
188. Exactly.Copy !req
189. In fact, there are times I'm so logical
that I almost hate myself for it.Copy !req
190. I just love his gloomy face!Copy !req
191. The other day is a prime example.Copy !req
192. If only I hadn't listened to
the voice of reason...Copy !req
193. then Moroboshi would never have gained
the upper hand on me like that!Copy !req
194. Curses! Why must I be so logical?Copy !req
195. Poor Mendo...Copy !req
196. I wonder what's got him so upset?Copy !req
197. Keep whining and I'll spill the beans
to everybody, dude.Copy !req
198. There you are!
I've been looking everywhere!Copy !req
199. Good day.Copy !req
200. Kurama, baby!Copy !req
201. Come with me now.Copy !req
202. I knew you'd rear your ugly head!Copy !req
203. Stay the hell away from my darling!Copy !req
204. Watch out! Lum's got her sights on you!Copy !req
205. Darling! Get outta the way!Copy !req
206. Obnoxious clown!Copy !req
207. Whap!Copy !req
208. WHAP!Copy !req
209. Playing hard to get, eh?Copy !req
210. Jeez, what do you even see in her?Copy !req
211. What guy could say no to
one night of amorous congress?Copy !req
212. It means no problems later!Copy !req
213. Have you been well, my husband?Copy !req
214. Miss Kurama, it's a pleasure to see you again.Copy !req
215. Wait a minute!Copy !req
216. You better explain yourself, lady!Copy !req
217. How do you even know Mendo?Copy !req
218. Princess!Copy !req
219. What in the flying hell?Copy !req
220. Oh, it's you.Copy !req
221. Where's the old timer?Copy !req
222. He's asleep in the spaceship.Copy !req
223. Those damn buffoons!Copy !req
224. Asleep? In the middle of the day?Copy !req
225. That's the elderly for you.Copy !req
226. I'm sure he must be exhausted
after dealing withCopy !req
227. all the stress of finding you
the perfect husband.Copy !req
228. Fair enough.Copy !req
229. I've caused gramps
enough trouble for a lifetime.Copy !req
230. The perfect husband? That must be me!Copy !req
231. Cut it out, you clown.Copy !req
232. SMACKCopy !req
233. Anyway, all is well!Copy !req
234. Since I've found the ideal husband!Copy !req
235. What? No way!
You can't just claim Mendo like that!Copy !req
236. Hey!
Get off of him!Copy !req
237. Enough! Quit yelling!Copy !req
238. Kurama, baby! You've got it all wrong!Copy !req
239. The one who woke you up with a kiss was...Copy !req
240. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!Copy !req
241. Strange. I thought I heard him
say something important...Copy !req
242. It was only your imagination!Copy !req
243. Hey, Mendo!Copy !req
244. What's this all about?Copy !req
245. Well... it's hard to explain...Copy !req
246. Don't be coy. Just tell them!Copy !req
247. Shucks, I can't do that...Copy !req
248. Hey, pal!Copy !req
249. Come with us for a sec.Copy !req
250. A night of amorous congress, you say?Copy !req
251. Yessiree! We want you to just
play along and do the deed!Copy !req
252. The happiness of the princess and
the prosperity of our clan are at stake!Copy !req
253. Yes, but, I'm afraid I can't lie to her...Copy !req
254. Come on, it's wham, bam, thank you, ma'am!Copy !req
255. There is no downside!Copy !req
256. The princess is a real hottie, isn't she?Copy !req
257. And it won't cost you a thing!Copy !req
258. You guys sound like street peddlers...Copy !req
259. Keep wasting time and
that dimwit will do it before you!Copy !req
260. I suppose I have no choice.Copy !req
261. It's what's necessary to save her!Copy !req
262. Even hunks like him need time to
get in the right mindset, my lady.Copy !req
263. Miss Kurama.Copy !req
264. Please, allow me to aid you.Copy !req
265. Let's make wonderful children!Copy !req
266. How does that work?Copy !req
267. Ataru was the one who
woke her up with a ki-Copy !req
268. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!Copy !req
269. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!Copy !req
270. I think I heard that Zashiki-warashi girl
saying something...Copy !req
271. It's only your imagination!Copy !req
272. I was the one who did it!Copy !req
273. Kurama, baby. Don't listen to them.Copy !req
274. SNUGGLECopy !req
275. Whap!Copy !req
276. WHAP!Copy !req
277. Obnoxious clown! Quit interrupting!Copy !req
278. Kurama, baby! Snap out of it!Copy !req
279. Darling, are you really just gonna let them
humiliate you over and over like that?Copy !req
280. Well, I'm a certain type of man...Copy !req
281. The type who gets his engines firing
the more that people make fun of him!Copy !req
282. The peanut gallery is so loud
I can't even think.Copy !req
283. I've decided we're going to
seal the deal right here and now.Copy !req
284. Sounds great!Copy !req
285. Let's get this over with and
hurry back to our planet!Copy !req
286. Make preparations!Copy !req
287. Wait, right here and now...?Copy !req
288. Oh my gosh...
No way...Copy !req
289. I'll help out, too!Copy !req
290. Wh-what is this?Copy !req
291. Our love nest, what else?Copy !req
292. You damn traitor!Copy !req
293. A love nest?Copy !req
294. Hold on a minute!Copy !req
295. You mean to say
we're going to do it in THAT?Copy !req
296. Why of course.Copy !req
297. You can't just build a love hotel here!Copy !req
298. It's totally outrageous!Copy !req
299. Ew, grody!Copy !req
300. Oh, shut up already!Copy !req
301. Child bearing is a holy rite in my culture!Copy !req
302. I don't have to stand here and take flack
from a bunch of prissy girls like you!Copy !req
303. How dare you!Copy !req
304. Get lost, harlot!Copy !req
305. Leave Mendo out of your dirty deeds!Copy !req
306. Hold on, where do you think you're going?Copy !req
307. Something suddenly came up...Copy !req
308. It's all ready to go!Copy !req
309. Okay! Go ahead, princess!Copy !req
310. All right! It's time to make babies.Copy !req
311. You can't be serious!
Who does this sort of thing in public?Copy !req
312. No worries, we made it so nobody
could peek from the outside.Copy !req
313. Just relax!
Nobody will be able to see us!Copy !req
314. Well, I'm still gonna FEEL
all their eyes on me!Copy !req
315. How on earth am I supposed to
get in the mood like that?Copy !req
316. Have no fear, good sir.Copy !req
317. We've decorated the inside in a way
that's sure to get you in the mood.Copy !req
318. Th-that doesn't sound subtle...Copy !req
319. THWACKCopy !req
320. Jeez! Learn when to give up already!Copy !req
321. Come! Let's shake the sheets!Copy !req
322. W-wait just a minute!Copy !req
323. Farewell, my sweet Mendo.Copy !req
324. You're in the clutches of
some other woman now...Copy !req
325. We're going to conceive the best children!Copy !req
326. Good luck, Princess!Copy !req
327. Aw hell! This is just the wooooooorst!Copy !req
328. Are you really that opposed
to doing it with me?Copy !req
329. Of course not, Miss Kurama.Copy !req
330. I'm ready to be at your service whenever,
if you just pick a time and place.Copy !req
331. Oh really?Copy !req
332. Huh?Copy !req
333. Then I pick here and now.Copy !req
334. Hold the phone!Copy !req
335. Huh?Copy !req
336. I'm not letting you take this any further!Copy !req
337. Y-you damn pest!Copy !req
338. Get the hell out!Copy !req
339. No can do!Copy !req
340. The only one getting down
with you today is me, baby!Copy !req
341. Give it a rest!Copy !req
342. It's true, Princess Kurama!Copy !req
343. Gramps? What are you doing here?Copy !req
344. I hate to be the bearer of bad news,
but this is the truth.Copy !req
345. The one who performed the kiss of awakening
on you was actually this numbsk-Copy !req
346. The chivalrous Ataru Moroboshi!Copy !req
347. Get outta here with that hogwash!Copy !req
348. Welp, I should get going...Copy !req
349. Stay put, you!Copy !req
350. You kissed me! Isn't that right?Copy !req
351. About that...Copy !req
352. PLEASE TELL EVERYONE THAT IT WAS YOU!Copy !req
353. Well, actually...Copy !req
354. Please forgive me, Miss Kurama.Copy !req
355. I never intended to deceive you.Copy !req
356. I only did it because you deserve happiness!Copy !req
357. You get it now? I'm your man!Copy !req
358. Princess! We must adhere to custom!Copy !req
359. C'mon, let's go to pound town!Copy !req
360. SNUGGLECopy !req
361. I've committed such a grave sin!Copy !req
362. It doesn't even matter that I lied for
the sake of Miss Kurama's happiness!Copy !req
363. Dude, you were just whining about how much
you didn't want to go through with it.Copy !req
364. The lady clearly has feelings for me!Copy !req
365. And I'm trying to respect that!Copy !req
366. Oh just drop the act!Copy !req
367. If you really loved her then you'd have sealed
the deal regardless of the circumstances!Copy !req
368. This is why I can't stand you lowly commoners!Copy !req
369. How hard is it to tell the difference between
being in love and having no shame?Copy !req
370. Kurama, baby!
We gotta uphold the tradition!Copy !req
371. I say screw tradition!
Being true to your heart is more important!Copy !req
372. Kurama, baby!Copy !req
373. Miss Kurama!Copy !req
374. C'mon! Do it with me!Copy !req
375. No! Do it with me!Copy !req
376. You know, I'm starting to sense
a similar pattern in their behavior...Copy !req
377. I don't care if they're the same inside,
as long as the outside is different!Copy !req
378. Good-looks are what I care about!Copy !req
379. Yippee!Copy !req
380. Oh c'mon!Copy !req
381. You must not break tradition, princess!Copy !req
382. Think about what will happen if you
decide not to abide by the rules!Copy !req
383. What will happen?Copy !req
384. I dunno.Copy !req
385. What? Get serious!Copy !req
386. Doesn't our tradition have
rules and punishments?Copy !req
387. Well, to be honest,
I was only toldCopy !req
388. that we couldn't break the rules
by the previous elder...Copy !req
389. So you don't know, then?Copy !req
390. Not the specifics.Copy !req
391. But we should be able to find the answer
if we go through the data from the past.Copy !req
392. Then hurry up and run a search!Copy !req
393. What are you doing?Copy !req
394. We're accessing the mother computer
on our home planetCopy !req
395. so we can seek knowledge from
the elders of previous generations.Copy !req
396. Everything is ready to go!Copy !req
397. We just need to go back to
the previous elder...Copy !req
398. Elder of the Previous GenerationCopy !req
399. Whoa! Check it out!Copy !req
400. That's a huge crow.Copy !req
401. I am the elder of the previous generation.Copy !req
402. He looks exactly the same to me...Copy !req
403. We want to know what the
punishment and reasoning isCopy !req
404. for the traditional kiss of awakening!Copy !req
405. Well, ya see, I was just told by
the previous elderCopy !req
406. that it was a rule we couldn't break...Copy !req
407. Hrmmm... I guess we need to
go back even further.Copy !req
408. Elder of Two Generations AgoCopy !req
409. I see. Well, I was just following
what the previous elder told me.Copy !req
410. Hrm. Next.Copy !req
411. Elder of Three Generations AgoCopy !req
412. I just did what the previous elder did.Copy !req
413. Next!Copy !req
414. You gotta ask the elder before me.Copy !req
415. Elder of Four Generations AgoCopy !req
416. I'm starting to think that nobody knows...Copy !req
417. Dagnabbit!Copy !req
418. Then we're gonna go
all the way back to the first elder,Copy !req
419. he should know everything!Copy !req
420. The First ElderCopy !req
421. I am the first elder of our tribe.Copy !req
422. How many years into the past did you go?Copy !req
423. About 120 generations ago.Copy !req
424. Are you the one who established the tradition?Copy !req
425. I am, indeed.Copy !req
426. However, I was determined to never explain
the reason behind its creation to anyone.Copy !req
427. I wish to know why it was made!Copy !req
428. I should have the right to know that much!Copy !req
429. Very well.Copy !req
430. Given how insistent you are,
I will share its origins with you.Copy !req
431. It was many moons ago...
back when I was still a fledgling.Copy !req
432. Our peaceful world was on the verge
of falling into the clutches of evilCopy !req
433. after the princess had been captured.Copy !req
434. I was entrusted with the future of our tribeCopy !req
435. and departed on a
boundless journey to rescue her.Copy !req
436. During my adventure, I fought hard and
thwarted a great evil who tried to stop me.Copy !req
437. Then a dazzling light led me to
the shore of a large lake.Copy !req
438. And that's where I found a lady crow
who was deep in slumber.Copy !req
439. How beautiful...Copy !req
440. I knew it was improper of me,
but I just couldn't help myself.Copy !req
441. And I kissed the sleeping beauty!Copy !req
442. It must have been fated,
because the two of us were soon married.Copy !req
443. THE ENDCopy !req
444. I don't give a crap about
your sappy memories!Copy !req
445. Hurry up and explain the reason
you established the tradition!Copy !req
446. Well, that is the reason.Copy !req
447. I turned my young adventures into a tradition
so that I would never forget them fo-Copy !req
448. Th-that's so stupid!Copy !req
449. Ugh... what a waste of time.Copy !req
450. So I've been living my whole life dedicated to
a tradition that was utterly pointless?Copy !req
451. Princess...Copy !req
452. What's the matter?Copy !req
453. Oh nothing... I'm just shocked
that such an idiotic customCopy !req
454. managed to survive and get
passed down for 120 generations.Copy !req
455. But isn't this good news?Copy !req
456. Now the two of us can be married without
worrying about breaking any rules.Copy !req
457. Th-that's true...Copy !req
458. Let's make beautiful children together.Copy !req
459. Miss Kurama.Copy !req
460. Hup!Copy !req
461. Wah! It's dark! It's cramped! I'm scared!Copy !req
462. It's dark! It's cramped! I'm scared!Copy !req
463. Darling? What are you doing?Copy !req
464. Wah! Let me outta here!
Take that! You buttmunch!Copy !req
465. Always acting like you're hot stuff!Copy !req
466. Waaah! It's dark!Copy !req
467. It's cramped! I'm scared!Copy !req
468. So dark! So cramped! So scaaaaary!Copy !req
469. Wait, Kurama. You're leaving?Copy !req
470. I can't stand pathetic men like that.Copy !req
471. I'm going to search for a hunk
with more muscle and mental fortitude.Copy !req
472. You were really quick to change your tuneCopy !req
473. once you found out you didn't
have to follow tradition, huh?Copy !req
474. Well, knowing that I'm free
to choose my own husbandCopy !req
475. has made me raise my standards.Copy !req
476. I don't need to settle for anyone now.Copy !req
477. I'm going to search high and low
for a man who checks all the boxes!Copy !req
478. Seriously?Copy !req
479. Please no!Copy !req
480. We don't even get paid overtime...Copy !req
481. We're back to square one.Copy !req
482. That's the spirit, Princess Kurama!Copy !req
483. The future for our clan will be very bright!Copy !req
484. Come on, boys!Copy !req
485. We're going to make up for lost time!Copy !req
486. I'll find him!Copy !req
487. The absolute perfect man for me!Copy !req
488. The Glove of Love and ConflictCopy !req
489. How I've Waited for You…Copy !req
490. Next time on Urusei Yatsura.Copy !req
491. Darling, you big dummy.Copy !req