1. Are you absolutely certain that
you'll be okay on your own, Shutaro?Copy !req
2. Yes, Grandfather.Copy !req
3. I shall lay my life on the line to study hard,Copy !req
4. and make sure I do not bring any dishonor
to the Mendo Family crest.Copy !req
5. How splendid! You're so reliable!Copy !req
6. Make sure to be a good role model
for everyone at your new school, okay?Copy !req
7. Of course! I'll do my best!Copy !req
8. Young Master.
We have arrived at Tomobiki High School.Copy !req
9. Great.Copy !req
10. Have a nice day, Young Master.Copy !req
11. Thanks, you too.Copy !req
12. I appreciate you seeing me off, Grandfather.Copy !req
13. Don't forget to take a handkerchief!Copy !req
14. A-and some toilet paper!Copy !req
15. It's time, Young Master.Copy !req
16. Right.Copy !req
17. Please be careful.Copy !req
18. Sure.Copy !req
19. Here I gooooooo! Bye!Copy !req
20. I can't take this anymore!Copy !req
21. The day has barely startedCopy !req
22. and you're already acting like
this is some kinda flirt fest!Copy !req
23. Enough is enough!Copy !req
24. Shinobu! Cool your jets!Copy !req
25. Darling! Don't take her crap!Copy !req
26. I hate your guts!
It's like they're a bunch of 5 year olds...Copy !req
27. It's like they're a bunch of 5 year olds...Copy !req
28. TAKE THIS! YOU DEGENERATE!Copy !req
29. Huh?Copy !req
30. Wh-what the hell is that?Copy !req
31. Trouble Rains Down!Copy !req
32. What is the meaning of this?Copy !req
33. Oh hey, teach.Copy !req
34. Some guy came parachuting out of nowhere
and now he's hugging onto a desk!Copy !req
35. That could've ended badly
for someone without my reflexes.Copy !req
36. Young Master!Copy !req
37. Are you all right?Copy !req
38. Shutarooooo!Copy !req
39. Everything's okay!Copy !req
40. You know it would take far worse
than this to injure me!Copy !req
41. What's the deal with this guy?Copy !req
42. He's making such a racket.Copy !req
43. H-hold on, are you the transfer student
we're expecting today?Copy !req
44. Indeed.Copy !req
45. I'm Mendo. Is there a problem?Copy !req
46. THERE OBVIOUSLY IS!
WHAT THE HECK ARE THOSE?Copy !req
47. Those are my family's private helicopters.Copy !req
48. Needless to say, it would be
a disgrace to the Mendo nameCopy !req
49. if I didn't show up on time for my first day.Copy !req
50. FLYING TO SCHOOL IS PROHIBITED!Copy !req
51. How interesting...Copy !req
52. I never expected a desk to come flying at me.Copy !req
53. It seems that peasant culture
is far beyond my understanding.Copy !req
54. LISTEN TO ME, DOGGONE IT!Copy !req
55. P-pardon me...Copy !req
56. I'm so sorry. I was the one who threw the desk.Copy !req
57. D-did you really?Copy !req
58. Yes.Copy !req
59. I don't believe it.Copy !req
60. To think someone as beautiful as you...Copy !req
61. Huh?Copy !req
62. Please, don't pay any mind to it.Copy !req
63. Come now, give me a smile.Copy !req
64. Aw shucks, Shinobu's so lucky!Copy !req
65. Getting to see your smiling face is
the best apology that I could ask for.Copy !req
66. Go on.Copy !req
67. Hey, Shinobu.Copy !req
68. EARTH TO SHINOBU!Copy !req
69. POW!Copy !req
70. H-hey...Copy !req
71. SMOOSH!Copy !req
72. Shinobu!Copy !req
73. SMOOSH!Copy !req
74. Shinobu! Shinobuuuu!
Something appears to be squirming behind you.Copy !req
75. SMOOSHCopy !req
76. SMOOSHCopy !req
77. Oh, it's nothing!Copy !req
78. TWHACK!Copy !req
79. CLASS 2-4Copy !req
80. Hey, Mendo!Copy !req
81. Is your family the same one that owns
the Mendo Conglomerate?Copy !req
82. I wouldn't call it a "conglomerate".Copy !req
83. I mean, our assets only amount
to 5 trillion dollars.Copy !req
84. Wow! That much?Copy !req
85. You have lint on you.Copy !req
86. Oh my...Copy !req
87. Wish I could be a piece of lint.Copy !req
88. Then I would stay stuck to you forever.Copy !req
89. Oh, Mendo!Copy !req
90. You two-timer! You two-timer!Copy !req
91. Oh please! Shut your face!Copy !req
92. Listen, kid!
It's rude to go around biting desks!Copy !req
93. Mendo!Copy !req
94. Hello.Copy !req
95. Nice to see you again,
pretty lady who throws desks.Copy !req
96. Please, call me Shinobu.Copy !req
97. Hey. You pathetic, desk-biting lummox.Copy !req
98. The name's Ataru, pal!Copy !req
99. Shinobu is clearly disturbed by your presence,
so you really need to back off!Copy !req
100. Shaddup!Copy !req
101. Shinobu is MY girl!Copy !req
102. Quit saying that when you already have me!Copy !req
103. Pardon!Copy !req
104. Come down, miss! It's dangerous for
schoolgirls to be flying through the air!Copy !req
105. You must be kidding.Copy !req
106. Listen, I'm not a schoolgirl.Copy !req
107. Okay, if you're not a schoolgirl, then...Copy !req
108. Who exactly are you?Copy !req
109. Lum! That's my name!Copy !req
110. And I'm married to my darling over here!Copy !req
111. This clown?Copy !req
112. Just look at those unfocused eyes...Copy !req
113. And that poor excuse of a nose...Copy !req
114. And the saggy shape of his mouth...Copy !req
115. He's a dimwit!Copy !req
116. Don't do it!Copy !req
117. Being married a dimwit
will only lead to hardship!Copy !req
118. Mind your own business, jerk!Copy !req
119. Shinobu! You should get mad, too!Copy !req
120. I'm not getting married to any idiots,
thank you very much!Copy !req
121. Today's agenda for homeroom isCopy !req
122. holding elections for our new class committee.Copy !req
123. Anybody interested in becoming president?Copy !req
124. I would like to run as a candidate!Copy !req
125. Such a stud!
Seriously? What's with him?Copy !req
126. Mendo would be perfect!
Seriously? What's with him?Copy !req
127. Mendo would be perfect!Copy !req
128. Okay, Mendo. Then let's hear your platform!Copy !req
129. Yeah, come on!Copy !req
130. Make a pledge to take everybody
out for lunch or something!Copy !req
131. Very well. I'll share my vision with you.Copy !req
132. First and foremost!Copy !req
133. Disciplinary measures will be taken
to crack down on any late students!Copy !req
134. Order must be maintained from the very start,
or everything that comes after is ruined!Copy !req
135. Tardiness must not be tolerated.
It is the root of all evil in student life!Copy !req
136. As for what that entails...Copy !req
137. I will find an area within the school to establish
a detention center exclusively for our classCopy !req
138. where late students will be punished!Copy !req
139. Hey, I never gave you permission
to use my image!Copy !req
140. If students wish to leave early,
they will undergo a lie detector test!Copy !req
141. And anyone caught lying will have
their tongue removed immediately!Copy !req
142. I'm sick.Copy !req
143. LieCopy !req
144. Furthermore,Copy !req
145. we will launch extensive investigations
to catch anyone playing hooky,Copy !req
146. and all offenders will face retributive justice
at the hands of the Mendo Private Police!Copy !req
147. That's my plan.Copy !req
148. We will totally eradicate those three offenses,Copy !req
149. and establish a bright future for our class!Copy !req
150. Vote for me!Copy !req
151. Chirp, chirpCopy !req
152. He looks totally insane.Copy !req
153. Yeah, "bright future" my ass.Copy !req
154. Oh. There's one thing I forgot to say.Copy !req
155. The punishments for these offenses
shall not apply to any of you fine ladies.Copy !req
156. Women deserve respect and
must be treated with kindness, after all.Copy !req
157. Our lives are gonna be a living hell
if he gets his way!Copy !req
158. We need to put forward a rival candidate!Copy !req
159. But none of us regular joes
stand a chance against him.Copy !req
160. When it comes to our class,Copy !req
161. the only extraordinary guy
that I can think of is...Copy !req
162. Huh? Me?Copy !req
163. But why me?Copy !req
164. You're our only hope, Ataru!Copy !req
165. His idiocy goes well beyond the norm!Copy !req
166. You're the biggest man on campus!Copy !req
167. Except he's actually far worse than average.Copy !req
168. All the boys are throwing
our support behind you!Copy !req
169. In any case, he's definitely the most
superhuman guy we've got!Copy !req
170. Go kick his ass!Copy !req
171. You guys...Copy !req
172. Make it happen, Moroboshi!Copy !req
173. You're the only one here who can
put up a fight against Mendo!Copy !req
174. If I'm elected as president...Copy !req
175. Yeah?Copy !req
176. then I call dibs on all the girls in class!Copy !req
177. BAWHOMP!Copy !req
178. All right. Who here is voting for Moroboshi?Copy !req
179. Here!
I do!
Me! Me! Me!Copy !req
180. And Mendo?Copy !req
181. Yes!
We do!
Yay!Copy !req
182. And the numbers say...Copy !req
183. MENDO MOROBOSHICopy !req
184. It's a tie!Copy !req
185. SHOCKCopy !req
186. I'm tied with that dimwit?Copy !req
187. DOOM AND GLOOOOM!Copy !req
188. That's ridonkulous!Copy !req
189. Yeesh, even his reactions
are gaudy as all hell.Copy !req
190. There's only one thing to do!Copy !req
191. We'll settle this with a competition!Copy !req
192. The heck?Copy !req
193. What's going on?Copy !req
194. We shall compete in a duelCopy !req
195. following the traditional method
that's been in the Mendo Family for ages.Copy !req
196. Oh? And what's that?Copy !req
197. CRACKCopy !req
198. The winner shall be whoever
cleanly shoots the appleCopy !req
199. off the head of their opponent
using a cannon!Copy !req
200. Got it?Copy !req
201. HOW THE HELL HAS YOUR FAMILY
SURVIVED FOR SO LONGCopy !req
202. WHILE DOING SUCH ASININE DUELS?Copy !req
203. He's probably gonna die.Copy !req
204. Talk about barbaric...Copy !req
205. Young Master, have you made it official
by performing the rite of challenge?Copy !req
206. Oh, I nearly forgot.Copy !req
207. We must adhere to tradition.
Prepare the glove.Copy !req
208. Sir.Copy !req
209. In accordance with the
official rite of challenge,Copy !req
210. I shall hit you with this glove!Copy !req
211. Zoop.Copy !req
212. Don't dodge, you fool!Copy !req
213. Zoop, I dodge again.Copy !req
214. C-curse you!Copy !req
215. Shadow clone! Shadow clone!
Shadow clone! Shadow clone!Copy !req
216. SHWIPCopy !req
217. Dammit, that slippery eel!Copy !req
218. I've got you now!Copy !req
219. THWACK!Copy !req
220. Yes!Copy !req
221. Ah, damn! The substitution jutsu!Copy !req
222. That sneaky little...!Copy !req
223. You better step it up!Copy !req
224. Enough tricks, you coward!Copy !req
225. Get back heeeeeeere!Copy !req
226. Ataru is seriously something else...Copy !req
227. He's totally godlike when it
comes to running away.Copy !req
228. Oh! It's my darling!Copy !req
229. Hm? What's he doing?Copy !req
230. There's nowhere to run now!Copy !req
231. Aw fudge!Copy !req
232. Yo, Lum!Copy !req
233. Mendo just challenged you to a duel!Copy !req
234. WHAT?Copy !req
235. No! I swear it was just an accident!Copy !req
236. Nobody challenges me to a duel
and gets out of it!Copy !req
237. You cheeky little puuuuuuuuuunk!Copy !req
238. ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP!Copy !req
239. ZAPCopy !req
240. There they are!Copy !req
241. Whoa! Mendo's down for the count!Copy !req
242. Oh man! Ataru must have won!Copy !req
243. What are you talk-Copy !req
244. I sure did!Copy !req
245. It's over...Copy !req
246. I lost before I even knew
what was happening.Copy !req
247. I can't bear the shame of losing
to that dimwit... so I must kill myself!Copy !req
248. Please don't!Copy !req
249. We don't want you to die, Mendo!Copy !req
250. It's the price of failure.Copy !req
251. Otherwise my family will be
disgraced forever...Copy !req
252. Don't try and stop me!Copy !req
253. I won! I won!Copy !req
254. Take it easy!
You can be vice-president instead!Copy !req
255. I don't need your pity!Copy !req
256. Young Master, allow me to lop off your head.Copy !req
257. Farewell.Copy !req
258. Now that I'm class president,
all the girls are gonna be mine for the taking!Copy !req
259. No one in this class has a single braincell...Copy !req
260. You can't die!Copy !req
261. Huh?Copy !req
262. Lum! That's my name!Copy !req
263. ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP!Copy !req
264. ZAPCopy !req
265. It's like something clicked inside me.
How do I describe this feeling?Copy !req
266. Young Master!Copy !req
267. We have arrived at Tomobiki High School.Copy !req
268. Good morning!Copy !req
269. Mornin'!Copy !req
270. Hey...Copy !req
271. Where's my darling?Copy !req
272. Beats me. He was here just a minute ago.Copy !req
273. Jeez.Copy !req
274. Where'd he go?Copy !req
275. Oh crap, it's Mendo!Copy !req
276. Hey Lum! Look out!Copy !req
277. Miss Lum?Copy !req
278. So eager that you couldn't help
but dive into my arms, huh?Copy !req
279. I appreciate the honesty.Copy !req
280. Outta the way! I'm trying to find my darling!Copy !req
281. The lines will get tangled if you wriggle
around too much. And that's not good!Copy !req
282. Huh?Copy !req
283. Oh boy...Copy !req
284. Hey, Ataru? What exactly did you
call me out here for?Copy !req
285. Shinobu...Copy !req
286. I'm gonna cut straight to the chase.Copy !req
287. Do you actually have
the hots for Mendo or what?Copy !req
288. I do!Copy !req
289. Uh, okay. Are you sure?Copy !req
290. Absolutely!Copy !req
291. He's nicer than you are.Copy !req
292. Not to mention far more handsome!Copy !req
293. He also has more money and...Copy !req
294. Shinobu!Copy !req
295. Look me in the eyes!Copy !req
296. Have you seen anyone with a
more serious expression than this?Copy !req
297. You look pretty goofy.Copy !req
298. I don't know what kind of
ambitions you have,Copy !req
299. but keeping your expectations low
is proven to lead to a happier life!Copy !req
300. What are you even talking about?Copy !req
301. What the hell is this?Copy !req
302. Found you, darling!Copy !req
303. Crap, it's Lum!Copy !req
304. What happened to Shinobu?Copy !req
305. Hey Shinobu!Copy !req
306. Why, pardon me.Copy !req
307. Sorry to weigh you down like this.Copy !req
308. Th-that's okay... actually...Copy !req
309. What is it? Are you in pain somewhere?Copy !req
310. No. I feel incredible right now!Copy !req
311. Shove off, Mendo!Copy !req
312. Shinobu! What do you mean by "incredible"?Copy !req
313. Be still, my heart...Copy !req
314. I can't believe I got pinned
underneath Mendo like that!Copy !req
315. SHINOBUUUUUU!Copy !req
316. REJECTEDCopy !req
317. I hope you weren't hurt by the fall.Copy !req
318. Darling?Copy !req
319. Just shaddup!Copy !req
320. Shinobu and I finally had
a chance to be all alone...Copy !req
321. Why did you and Mendo have to
drop out of the sky and ruin it?Copy !req
322. Wait for me! Darling!Copy !req
323. I can't seem to get Miss Lum off my mind.Copy !req
324. Is this love...?Copy !req
325. So, one of the goals of this
outdoor learning experienceCopy !req
326. is for everyone to establish
camaraderie with your classmates.Copy !req
327. I'm giving you some free time right now.Copy !req
328. Go have fun!Copy !req
329. Check this out!Copy !req
330. Jeez. You always stick to me like glue.Copy !req
331. Marriage is until death do us part, silly!Copy !req
332. I was hoping to get away from LumCopy !req
333. and use this opportunity to get
even more intimate with Shinobu.Copy !req
334. I know exactly how that
head of yours works, darling.Copy !req
335. Miss Lum!Copy !req
336. There's a limestone cavern
not too far from here.Copy !req
337. Would you care to see it?Copy !req
338. Only if my darling comes along!Copy !req
339. No way, jose!Copy !req
340. Wait, this could work.Copy !req
341. A cavern like that would be really dark...Copy !req
342. So when a boy and girl go together...Copy !req
343. I'm scared!Copy !req
344. It's okay, babe.Copy !req
345. Hey, Shinobu!Copy !req
346. Mendo's going, you say?
Then I am totally in!Copy !req
347. Friggin' unbelievable!Copy !req
348. Just wait until we're in that dark cavern.Copy !req
349. I'm gonna seize the opportunity
to sweep Shinobu off her feet!Copy !req
350. I'm gonna cling to Mendo
the first chance I get!Copy !req
351. I'll cling to darling once we're inside!Copy !req
352. I'll find a way to get Miss Lum alone
and then cozy up to her.Copy !req
353. By the way, people have been talking about
seeing huge shooting stars around here lately!Copy !req
354. Doesn't that sound romantic?Copy !req
355. Wow!Copy !req
356. That's news to me.Copy !req
357. Exciting stuff!Copy !req
358. Hope we see one!Copy !req
359. Something about this just doesn't jive right...
Hope we see one!Copy !req
360. Something about this just doesn't jive right...
Me too!Copy !req
361. Me too!Copy !req
362. It seems quite expansive.Copy !req
363. How amazing!Copy !req
364. We should go ALL the way in!Copy !req
365. Yes, I think that would be best.Copy !req
366. Amazed in a MazeCopy !req
367. Do me a solid, Mendo.Copy !req
368. What?Copy !req
369. Let's split the group.Copy !req
370. I'm going this way.Copy !req
371. Hm. All right.Copy !req
372. The trail up ahead is split in two!Copy !req
373. You're right! There are two paths!Copy !req
374. Oh no! The flashlight died!Copy !req
375. Aw shucks! That's not good!Copy !req
376. Eeek! It's so dark!Copy !req
377. Here's my chance!Copy !req
378. It's okay! Let me hold you!Copy !req
379. Huh? Where are you?
It's okay! Let me hold you!Copy !req
380. Huh? Where are you?
I shall stay by your side!Copy !req
381. I shall stay by your side!Copy !req
382. C'mon! This way!Copy !req
383. I'm so scared!Copy !req
384. Come! Follow me!Copy !req
385. I can't see anything!Copy !req
386. Darliiiiing!Copy !req
387. Boy, what a disaster!Copy !req
388. We lost track of the others and
ended up all by ourselves in the dark!Copy !req
389. Well that doesn't bother me one bit.Copy !req
390. What's the matter, darling?Copy !req
391. If you're scared of being in the dark,
then I'll keep you safe!Copy !req
392. Ugh, Moroboshiiiiii...!Copy !req
393. I've been looking for you! Moroboshi!Copy !req
394. I'm still scared! Save me, Mendo!Copy !req
395. This ain't how it was supposed to go!Copy !req
396. You fool. How on earth did you
manage to screw that up?Copy !req
397. It should be obvious who's who,
even in the dark!Copy !req
398. Whatever! Don't act like you didn't
make the same mistake, dingbat!Copy !req
399. I sure hope the flashlight goes out again!Copy !req
400. I'll win my way to Mendo's heart in no time!Copy !req
401. I'm not losing track of darling,
no matter what.Copy !req
402. Get it right this time.Copy !req
403. Back at you!
Keep your grubby mitts off Shinobu!Copy !req
404. Wah! The flashlight died again!Copy !req
405. Quick, this way!Copy !req
406. No, this way!Copy !req
407. Over here!Copy !req
408. I'm so confused!Copy !req
409. All right. No mistakes this time.Copy !req
410. HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY
HAVE SCREWED UP THIS BAD?Copy !req
411. Of all the people to get stuck
alone in the dark with,Copy !req
412. why'd it have to be friggin' Mendo!Copy !req
413. Miss Lum!Copy !req
414. Shinobu!Copy !req
415. SilenceCopy !req
416. We seriously got split up...Copy !req
417. What's up? You're trembling.Copy !req
418. Moroboshi! The truth is...Copy !req
419. I... I've got a serious case of both
nyctophobia and claustrophobia!Copy !req
420. Get off, dude!
You're grossing me out!Copy !req
421. Good grief.Copy !req
422. How'd you even work up the courage
to come in here in the first place?Copy !req
423. Here's the thing. I can manage fine,
but only when ladies have their eyes on me.Copy !req
424. B-but now...Copy !req
425. I'm alone with your barf bag of a face,
which has made my fear run out of control.Copy !req
426. WAHHHHH! I'M SCARED!
SO SCAAAAAARED!Copy !req
427. Keep this up and I swear I'm gonna leave
your sorry butt alone in this cave, dammit!Copy !req
428. Darliiiiing!Copy !req
429. Mendo! Where are you?Copy !req
430. WHAMCopy !req
431. There you are, darling!Copy !req
432. Oh Mendo!Copy !req
433. Are you all right, ladies?Copy !req
434. Eek! It was so spooky!Copy !req
435. You're okay now.Copy !req
436. Darling? Why does it look like
you're making out with the wall?Copy !req
437. Come now, no more tears.Copy !req
438. There's nothing for you
to be afraid of anymore.Copy !req
439. Go on. Give me a smile.Copy !req
440. Poof.Copy !req
441. WAHHHHH! IT'S DARK!
IT'S CRAMPED! I'M SCARED!Copy !req
442. Poof.
Click.Copy !req
443. Poof.Copy !req
444. AHHHHH! IT'S DARK!Copy !req
445. Poof.
Click.Copy !req
446. Poof.Copy !req
447. IT'S CRAMPED! I'M SCARED!Copy !req
448. Poof.
Click.Copy !req
449. Poof.Copy !req
450. WAH!Copy !req
451. Poof.
Click.Copy !req
452. Okay, it's time go back.Copy !req
453. What the heck! Why'd you go
and cover our eyes like that?Copy !req
454. I thought I heard somebody wailing...Copy !req
455. Cripes, it's like his pride gave him superpowers.Copy !req
456. Let's find the exit.
Cripes, it's like his pride gave him superpowers.Copy !req
457. Now, which way did we come from?Copy !req
458. I don't remember.Copy !req
459. What? Don't tell me we're lost!Copy !req
460. Eek! I'm scared!Copy !req
461. Give it a rest already, Mendo!Copy !req
462. It's not me. The batteries are
really dead this time.Copy !req
463. AW CRUD!Copy !req
464. Oh please, no!
What are we gonna do?Copy !req
465. Darling, where are you?Copy !req
466. Are you okay, Miss Lum?Copy !req
467. Eek! Help me!Copy !req
468. I can't see a damn thing!Copy !req
469. Time to shed some light on things!Copy !req
470. ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP!
Time to shed some light on things!Copy !req
471. ZAPCopy !req
472. ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP!Copy !req
473. Wh-what the hell?Copy !req
474. Miss Lum!Copy !req
475. Mendo!Copy !req
476. Shinobu!Copy !req
477. Darling!Copy !req
478. KABOOMCopy !req
479. What on earth?Copy !req
480. Holy smokes.Copy !req
481. Did you see that?Copy !req
482. WHAT IS GOING ON?Copy !req
483. Are we saved?Copy !req
484. What just happened?Copy !req
485. WHAT THE EFF?Copy !req
486. Dude! Quit trying to feel me up!Copy !req
487. Don't be ridiculous!Copy !req
488. I have absolutely zero interest in
cozying up to a moron like you!Copy !req
489. Curse you, Moroboshi!
Darling! I'm right here, you know!Copy !req
490. Ugh. I really need a bath.Copy !req
491. Yeah, this really doesn't jive right...Copy !req
492. Sealed with a Kiss!Copy !req
493. Next time on Urusei Yatsura.Copy !req
494. Let's engage in amorous congress, right now.Copy !req