1. D-dude. What's the deal with that group?Copy !req
2. It's like a hottie convention.Copy !req
3. So, what's the occasion?Copy !req
4. You hardly ever invite us out, Oyuki.Copy !req
5. Did something happen?Copy !req
6. Well, do you remember Planet Urchin?Copy !req
7. Planet Urchin?Copy !req
8. You mean the one with all those spikes?Copy !req
9. Yes, that's the one.Copy !req
10. They've apparently started to redevelop it.Copy !req
11. Oh really?Copy !req
12. Why's that?Copy !req
13. It's a barren planet with
nothing but calcium spikes.Copy !req
14. What could they use it for?Copy !req
15. As it turns out, they discovered
soil filled with high-protein amino acidsCopy !req
16. lying underneath the calcium layer,Copy !req
17. so they're in the middle of doing
a large-scale excavation there.Copy !req
18. But what does Planet Urchin
have to do with us?Copy !req
19. W-wait!Copy !req
20. Are you saying this is about CAO-2?Copy !req
21. It's only a matter of time
until he's discovered. Probably.Copy !req
22. Why didn't you start by telling us that?Copy !req
23. Because I wanted to enjoy my tea first...Copy !req
24. This ain't the time to be
loafing around, dammit!Copy !req
25. What're we gonna do?
I don't want any trouble!Copy !req
26. QUIT FREAKING OUT!Copy !req
27. YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE FREAKING OUT!Copy !req
28. It's fine!Copy !req
29. Nobody cares what happened years ago!Copy !req
30. Oh no... not CAO-2...
Shit! I didn't want to get dragged into this!Copy !req
31. Trapped in an endless pitfall of love and crazy about youCopy !req
32. Don't let your eyes wander darling, that's a no-noCopy !req
33. Pain pain, fly away, until only love remainsCopy !req
34. My heart is stirring with affectionCopy !req
35. I hate being alone, just a touch is enoughCopy !req
36. To be connected y'know, it's a nice feeling y'knowCopy !req
37. The negative opinions of others don't matterCopy !req
38. Like the saying goes, love is blindCopy !req
39. I will never have the ultimate fashion senseCopy !req
40. Is it envy? Or misery? In this storyCopy !req
41. Feelings communicated in mentionsCopy !req
42. C'mon, I want it communicated in wordsCopy !req
43. Trapped in an endless pitfall of love and crazy about youCopy !req
44. Don't let your eyes wander darling, that's a no-noCopy !req
45. Pain pain, fly away, until only love remainsCopy !req
46. Although it's also stressfulCopy !req
47. Cheating and drowning in dreamsCopy !req
48. There's no realistic romance anymoreCopy !req
49. Trapped in a pitfall of love and crazy about youCopy !req
50. My heart is stirring with affectionCopy !req
51. La la la la laCopy !req
52. Compulsive, I need youCopy !req
53. La la la la laCopy !req
54. Loneliness is a diseaseCopy !req
55. La la la la laCopy !req
56. Blind, I need youCopy !req
57. Now and forever, I wanna be crazy about youCopy !req
58. This is a story that takes place
a number of years ago.Copy !req
59. What you see before you
is the School Colony!Copy !req
60. It is an amalgamation of various
educational institutions,Copy !req
61. and where children from different planets
across the system come to attend school.Copy !req
62. In one sector of this colony is
Planet Elementary School.Copy !req
63. It is home to a legendary teacher.Copy !req
64. Clickety-clack, clickety-clack...Copy !req
65. He has a body of pure metal and
has worked for 200 consecutive years.
Clickety-clack, clickety-clack...Copy !req
66. He is a robot teacher known for his
iron mentality and steel confidence!Copy !req
67. Try this on for size!Copy !req
68. Oh? That's how you're gonna play it?Copy !req
69. Clickety-clack.Copy !req
70. And his name is...Copy !req
71. CAO-2, THE COSMO TEACHER!Copy !req
72. Quiet down, everyone! Take your seats!Copy !req
73. All right. Time for roll call.Copy !req
74. Heck yeah! I win!Copy !req
75. See that, Ran?
I totally whooped her butt!Copy !req
76. N-not so loud...Copy !req
77. That one doesn't count!
Let's play again! One more time!Copy !req
78. Enough!Copy !req
79. You girls better start listening to me!Copy !req
80. Get in your seats now!Copy !req
81. Cosmo TeacherCopy !req
82. CAO-2Copy !req
83. Ha-ha!Copy !req
84. Look at the losers who got in trouble!Copy !req
85. Fudge!Copy !req
86. That stupid jerkface teacher!Copy !req
87. I hate CAO-2.Copy !req
88. I don't care if he's worked here
for 200 years or whatever.Copy !req
89. He's not the boss of me!Copy !req
90. We should give him
a taste of his own medicine!Copy !req
91. Yeah!Copy !req
92. Oh no. What are you going to do?Copy !req
93. Well, he's too tough to even flinch
unless we really lay it on him.Copy !req
94. Hey. Listen to me for a sec.Copy !req
95. Huh?Copy !req
96. What is it?Copy !req
97. First, we rig the door to the classroom...Copy !req
98. Whisper, whisper, whisper...Copy !req
99. BABABABAM!Copy !req
100. VRRRRM!Copy !req
101. All done!Copy !req
102. Perfect. Here goes!Copy !req
103. G-gosh, I'm not sure about this...Copy !req
104. It's ready to go!Copy !req
105. Okay.Copy !req
106. C'mon, let's haul it up!Copy !req
107. You're good! You're good!Copy !req
108. Stop!Copy !req
109. Sweet! That should do it!Copy !req
110. Guys? I don't think this is a good idea.Copy !req
111. We're gonna get in trouble again!Copy !req
112. It's too late to back out now!Copy !req
113. Get ready to feel the pain, CAO-2!Copy !req
114. Clickety-clack, clickety-clack, clickety-clack...Copy !req
115. Aw yeah, here he comes!Copy !req
116. Do it, sucker!Copy !req
117. BOOOONKCopy !req
118. Clickety-clack, clickety-clack...Copy !req
119. Clickety-clack, clickety-clack...Copy !req
120. How nice, it seems you're all
unusually quiet today!Copy !req
121. Yo, what the heck happened?Copy !req
122. Well, let's get started.
Yo, what the heck happened?Copy !req
123. Well, let's get started.
He didn't feel a thing at all!Copy !req
124. Everyone stand.Copy !req
125. And bow.Copy !req
126. KAWHAM!Copy !req
127. WHO'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?Copy !req
128. Owie, owie, owie...Copy !req
129. This is why I said you shouldn't do it.Copy !req
130. When the heck was that?
You didn't do a darn thing to stop us!Copy !req
131. Oh? That's not what I remember...Copy !req
132. I told you guys it was a bad idea!Copy !req
133. Aw phooey!Copy !req
134. WHY DON'T YOU GUYS LISTEN TO ME?Copy !req
135. Hard to believe you were all
such troublemakers.Copy !req
136. Huh?Copy !req
137. Darling? When did you get here?Copy !req
138. Wow, that's surprising.Copy !req
139. Even you were a little rascal back in
elementary school, huh, Miss Lum?Copy !req
140. Oh my.
Where did he come crawling out from?Copy !req
141. You know, I was actually
a good girl back then.Copy !req
142. The only reason I helped out
with all that mischiefCopy !req
143. was because Lum ordered me to!Copy !req
144. Why do you always pin the blame on me?Copy !req
145. Eeek! Save me, darling!Copy !req
146. I've got you, baby.Copy !req
147. Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo!
Stop it! Get away from him!Copy !req
148. Come now, Ran. You should have just
spoken up and let them know how you felt.Copy !req
149. Totally.Copy !req
150. Oyuki was the only one of us
who kept her hands clean.Copy !req
151. Although she never tried to stop us...Copy !req
152. I'm not just gonna call it quits after that!Copy !req
153. Don't try and stop me, Oyuki!Copy !req
154. Are you ready, Lum?Copy !req
155. Yep! I'm raring to go!Copy !req
156. Guys, he's coming!Copy !req
157. Clickety-clack, clickety-clack...Copy !req
158. He's in for the shock of his life!Copy !req
159. Guys? Maybe we shouldn't do this...Copy !req
160. No way! Take this!Copy !req
161. Let 'er rip, Lum!Copy !req
162. Okay!Copy !req
163. KAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAP!Copy !req
164. Bet that hurt!Copy !req
165. Check it out! We fried his circuits!Copy !req
166. All according to plan!Copy !req
167. Eat dirt, sucker!Copy !req
168. Owie, owie, owie!Copy !req
169. See! I told you guys!Copy !req
170. Waaah! This sucks!
That jerkface! He totally fell on purpose!Copy !req
171. Waaah! This sucks!
Don't be silly.Copy !req
172. He was completely shorted out.Copy !req
173. That's quite a thrilling story.Copy !req
174. I advised them against doing it.Copy !req
175. No, you friggin' did not!Copy !req
176. If he was so tough, you should've just
launched a missile or something at him!Copy !req
177. We did.Copy !req
178. Wha?Copy !req
179. A missile. We shot one at him.Copy !req
180. Guys! I really don't wanna do this!Copy !req
181. We can't fire the missile unless
all three of us hold it up!Copy !req
182. He's doomed this time!Copy !req
183. Clickety-clack, clickety-clack...
He's doomed this time!Copy !req
184. Clickety-clack, clickety-clack...Copy !req
185. Clickety-clack, clickety-clack...
Here he comes! Get ready!Copy !req
186. Kiss your robo-butt goodbye, CAO-2!Copy !req
187. Open fire!Copy !req
188. KABLOOOOOEY!Copy !req
189. Right on target!Copy !req
190. Did that wipe him out?Copy !req
191. Clickety...Copy !req
192. NOT YOU BRATS AGAIN!Copy !req
193. I've had enough of your antics;
you won't get off easy today!Copy !req
194. He's tougher than nails!Copy !req
195. Oh poo. I haven't done anything.Copy !req
196. I never wanted to do it! I told you guys!Copy !req
197. COME HERE THIS INSTANT!Copy !req
198. Hey, look!Copy !req
199. It's an air bike!Copy !req
200. Everyone, get on it!Copy !req
201. There's no way he'd chase us this far out.Copy !req
202. NOT SO FAST!Copy !req
203. He's on our tail!Copy !req
204. I'll shake him! Everybody, hang tight!Copy !req
205. GET BACK HERE!Copy !req
206. He's going to catch us.Copy !req
207. Waaah! No more!Copy !req
208. I told you I didn't wanna do it!Copy !req
209. Benten! Do something!
I told you I didn't wanna do it!Copy !req
210. Aw fudge!Copy !req
211. Look over there!Copy !req
212. It's Planet Urchin!Copy !req
213. Nice! We can lose him
somewhere in there!Copy !req
214. STOOOOOP!Copy !req
215. I SAID STOOOOP!Copy !req
216. We're doomed! He's gonna hit us!Copy !req
217. HANG ON!Copy !req
218. RAMMO!Copy !req
219. U-uh oh...Copy !req
220. We did it!Copy !req
221. He's totally stuck!Copy !req
222. Argh! I can't move!Copy !req
223. Serves you right, CAO-2!Copy !req
224. We've got him beat this time!Copy !req
225. See you never, CAO-2!Copy !req
226. H-hey! Stop right there!Copy !req
227. Aw crap.Copy !req
228. Hey! You little whelps!Copy !req
229. You haven't seen the last of me yet!Copy !req
230. Whew, that was a close one.
You haven't seen the last of me yet!Copy !req
231. Whew, that was a close one.Copy !req
232. Planet Urchin is a deserted planet
out on the fringes of space.Copy !req
233. No one would ever know
if we didn't say anything.Copy !req
234. Hold up. You just left him there like that...?Copy !req
235. He's definitely going to come punish us.Copy !req
236. You think so?Copy !req
237. Actually, I remembered something...Copy !req
238. You little whelps!
You haven't seen the last of me yet!Copy !req
239. I'll make sure you get disciplined for this!Copy !req
240. He sounded real sure of himself.Copy !req
241. Oh please. That was so long ago.Copy !req
242. I'm certain he's forgotten all about it.Copy !req
243. Y-yeah, that's right!Copy !req
244. Hold on! It doesn't matter if we
think it's in the past,Copy !req
245. because he probably
still remembers it like yesterday!Copy !req
246. And if he gets free...Copy !req
247. You little whelps...Copy !req
248. CAO-2!Copy !req
249. W-wait!Copy !req
250. SMASH!Copy !req
251. SMASH!Copy !req
252. SMASH!Copy !req
253. Wh-what the hell was that thing?Copy !req
254. It kinda looked like a giant
blackboard eraser to me...Copy !req
255. That bastard!Copy !req
256. Same old teacher.
Nothing's changed about him.Copy !req
257. Why did I get hit too...?Copy !req
258. He got us good.Copy !req
259. SHIT! THIS IS WHY I TOLD YOU GUYS
I DIDN'T WANNA DO IT!Copy !req
260. That felt good.Copy !req
261. It's finished.Copy !req
262. Pardon me a moment.Copy !req
263. Oh, Lady Ryoko!Copy !req
264. Does my brother happen to still be awake?Copy !req
265. Yes, ma'am. I believe...Copy !req
266. he's currently reading a book.Copy !req
267. Dear brother!Copy !req
268. Oh jeez, Ryoko.
What's with that crazy getup?Copy !req
269. I'm just trying to set the mood.Copy !req
270. For you see, I was making a voodoo doll.Copy !req
271. You have the most bizarre hobbies, I swear.Copy !req
272. Look, dear brother.Copy !req
273. Isn't it adorable?Copy !req
274. Y-you wouldn't dare!Copy !req
275. As sharp as ever, my dear brother.
Nothing gets by you!Copy !req
276. SNAP!Copy !req
277. Just hand over the doll, nice and easy!Copy !req
278. Oh my!Copy !req
279. Or else- wah!Copy !req
280. SNAP!Copy !req
281. H-how could you turn a sword on
your own younger sister?Copy !req
282. YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT!Copy !req
283. CUT IT OUT!Copy !req
284. Ooh, Scary! Voodoo DollCopy !req
285. It has so much power...Copy !req
286. Goodness me,Copy !req
287. I'm starting to fear I've created something
that shouldn't have been trifled with.Copy !req
288. Just sitting here and looking at it makes me...Copy !req
289. want to do stuff like this!Copy !req
290. Wah! Hot! Hot! Hot!Copy !req
291. And stuff like this!Copy !req
292. Young Master...?Copy !req
293. A-and even things like this...!Copy !req
294. Are you okay?
Ow! Ow! Ow!Copy !req
295. Ow! Ow! Ow!Copy !req
296. I'm terrified that I can't control myself!Copy !req
297. Young Master! Young Master!Copy !req
298. Oh! Whatever shall I do?Copy !req
299. I'm at a loss!Copy !req
300. Wait, I know! I'll give it to him.Copy !req
301. There will be no problems
if I give it to that gentleman.Copy !req
302. I just know I can trust him with it!Copy !req
303. He has such an honest heart,Copy !req
304. and always acts with such kindness!Copy !req
305. The GentlemanCopy !req
306. So, I just need to hold on to this doll?Copy !req
307. Yessir!Copy !req
308. We cannot explain the details.Copy !req
309. Just know that she would like
you to keep it safeCopy !req
310. and carry it on your person at all times.Copy !req
311. All right.Copy !req
312. I dunno what the deal is, but roger that!Copy !req
313. Your cooperation is appreciated.Copy !req
314. Just leave it to me!Copy !req
315. "If he got wet, he transformed into a girl."Copy !req
316. That accursed Ryoko.Copy !req
317. "Throw hot water at him..."
That accursed Ryoko.Copy !req
318. "Throw hot water at him..."
Her crazy creations always cause me trouble.Copy !req
319. Please rest assured!Copy !req
320. I left the doll in the safest place
that I could think of.Copy !req
321. She tried to play it off,
but I know Ryoko better.Copy !req
322. The situation remains dire.Copy !req
323. Mendo!Copy !req
324. U-uh, yessir?Copy !req
325. Go on. You read the next part.Copy !req
326. "When his dad got wet,
he transformed into a panda..."Copy !req
327. JABCopy !req
328. STING...Copy !req
329. Wh-what's wrong, Mendo?Copy !req
330. Nothing... I'm fine...Copy !req
331. Warm up with 10 pushups.Copy !req
332. Start!Copy !req
333. Pushups are the basis for
all sorts of exercises.Copy !req
334. This is very bad.Copy !req
335. Something is clearly happening to that doll.Copy !req
336. But where the hell did Ryoko put it?Copy !req
337. It sucks how much it gets in the way.Copy !req
338. But I gotta keep this doll from Ryoko with me!Copy !req
339. What's wrong, Moroboshi?Copy !req
340. I don't see those arms moving.
You giving up?Copy !req
341. N-no!Copy !req
342. How pathetic.Copy !req
343. Crap, I'm at my limit!Copy !req
344. Good thing I'm fit. My daily training
really pays off in times lik-Copy !req
345. WHOMP!Copy !req
346. WHOMP!Copy !req
347. Aw jeez, you gotta be kidding me!Copy !req
348. Keep it together, you two!Copy !req
349. CLASS 2-4Copy !req
350. Don't tell me...
Moroboshi has the doll?Copy !req
351. Hey, Shinobu!
You smell extra nice today!Copy !req
352. Oh, you noticed?
I changed my shampoo!Copy !req
353. You really have sharp senses
when it comes to things like that, huh?Copy !req
354. Of course! That's because
I'm super into you, baby.Copy !req
355. Oh please! Don't even start, Ataru!Copy !req
356. WHAP!Copy !req
357. What're you doing up there, Mendo?Copy !req
358. Oh, nothing.Copy !req
359. Please no... not him...!Copy !req
360. Darling!Copy !req
361. Just quit fooling around with Shinobu
and you won't get hurt like that!Copy !req
362. What's that supposed to mean?Copy !req
363. KAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAP!Copy !req
364. There's no doubt about it.
Moroboshi has the voodoo doll.Copy !req
365. And what's more...Copy !req
366. he appears to have no idea
what it really is.Copy !req
367. He'd be doing far worse if he did.Copy !req
368. Argh! The pain!Copy !req
369. I have to get it back
without him noticing.Copy !req
370. Ryu, sweetie!Copy !req
371. Oh hey.
Did you change your shampoo, too?Copy !req
372. SHUDDERCopy !req
373. You smell so nice.Copy !req
374. What the hell, man?
You're always such a friggin' creep!Copy !req
375. BIFF!Copy !req
376. M-Mendo...?Copy !req
377. Awwww...Copy !req
378. Did Mendo just...Copy !req
379. cover for Ataru?Copy !req
380. Moroboshi.Copy !req
381. Try and keep yourself
out of harm's way, okay?Copy !req
382. Sure.Copy !req
383. The hell does that mean?Copy !req
384. Thank you, Shutaro!Copy !req
385. I'm so happy you protected my darling!Copy !req
386. It was nothing!Copy !req
387. Crud. It's too risky to let Moroboshi
out of my sights for even a second.Copy !req
388. Huh? Where did Moroboshi go?Copy !req
389. Oh, he just left.Copy !req
390. He went up to the roof to play
some volleyball.Copy !req
391. DAMMIT! QUIT BOUNCING
ALL OVER THE PLACE!Copy !req
392. Hup!Copy !req
393. I got it, I got it!Copy !req
394. Come to papa!Copy !req
395. WATCH OOOOOOOUT!Copy !req
396. FWAP!Copy !req
397. What the?Copy !req
398. Hey, Mendo!Copy !req
399. You okay, man?Copy !req
400. Dude. I can't believe you did that.Copy !req
401. Wh-what about Moroboshi...?Copy !req
402. Is Moroboshi okay?Copy !req
403. No worries. He's fit as a fiddle.Copy !req
404. Th-that's good...Copy !req
405. What a relief.Copy !req
406. Mendo... you're a stand-up guy...Copy !req
407. Awwww...Copy !req
408. I didn't know you cared so much.Copy !req
409. Mo... Moroboshi...Copy !req
410. GROPECopy !req
411. What're you doing? Quit feeling me up!Copy !req
412. SLAM!Copy !req
413. I figured that's where it was!Copy !req
414. Man, you are hard to figure out.Copy !req
415. First you save me,
then you point a sword at me!Copy !req
416. SHUT YOUR FACE!Copy !req
417. Give me what you have
in your chest pocket right now,Copy !req
418. if you want to live to see another day!Copy !req
419. F-fine then.Copy !req
420. I don't know what the deal is, but...Copy !req
421. Here.Copy !req
422. I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT
YOUR WALLET, STUPID!Copy !req
423. I want the straw doll that you have
stuffed under your shirt!Copy !req
424. Give it to me right now!Copy !req
425. Straw doll?Copy !req
426. You mean this thing?Copy !req
427. Yes! That's it!
That's exactly what I want!Copy !req
428. I'd rather die than give you this!Copy !req
429. It's a special treasure
that I'm keeping for Ryoko!Copy !req
430. Oh yeah?Copy !req
431. All right.Copy !req
432. Then it's time to die.Copy !req
433. Whoa, I never said I wouldn't give it to you!Copy !req
434. Just tell me what's going on first...Copy !req
435. IF I WANTED TO TELL YOU,
I WOULD HAVE DONE IT ALREADY, DAMMIT!Copy !req
436. SWOOP!Copy !req
437. Actually...Copy !req
438. Whisper...Copy !req
439. Whisper, whisper.Copy !req
440. I see. So that's what's going on.Copy !req
441. Mendo!Copy !req
442. You're such a bonehead.Copy !req
443. Huh?Copy !req
444. Why didn't you just tell us the truth
from the get-go?Copy !req
445. You know we're all classmates
who respect each other here!Copy !req
446. M-Moroboshi...Copy !req
447. If only I'd known what it really was,
then I could have...Copy !req
448. done this sooner!Copy !req
449. This is payback for all the shit
you put me through!Copy !req
450. Moroboshi!Copy !req
451. Mark my words, you'll rue this day!Copy !req
452. Moroboshi...!Copy !req
453. Moroboshi.Copy !req
454. What's up, Mendo?
Didja come for another taste of pain?Copy !req
455. N-no way!Copy !req
456. Yes way! It's a voodoo doll of you!Copy !req
457. Now it's my turn! Take this!Copy !req
458. Go on! Suffer!Copy !req
459. If that's how you wanna play it...Copy !req
460. then take this!Copy !req
461. Too bad! I'm already used to that
after yesterday's fiasco!Copy !req
462. Now it's a contest to see
who gives up first!Copy !req
463. Fine by me!Copy !req
464. Please don't, Mendo!
It's too dangerous!Copy !req
465. You can do it, darling!Copy !req
466. EAT THIS!Copy !req
467. OUCH!Copy !req
468. Owww! That stings!Copy !req
469. Time for round two!Copy !req
470. Like hell it is!Copy !req
471. KAWHAM!Copy !req
472. Ouch!Copy !req
473. Talk about a totally pointless fight.Copy !req
474. Yeah, no kidding.Copy !req
475. The pain!Copy !req
476. It's not enough, I want more loveCopy !req
477. I can't imagine myself with anyone other than youCopy !req
478. So fall for me and look only at meCopy !req
479. I already love you even down to your marrowCopy !req
480. Deep in those eyes, who are you waiting for?Copy !req
481. All you've shown me is your face from the sideCopy !req
482. I want to knowCopy !req
483. Give me love, give me love, that's allCopy !req
484. Out of every planet it was Earth that I came toCopy !req
485. Because your presence drew me to itCopy !req
486. I want you to respond, to the vaguenessCopy !req
487. To I need youCopy !req
488. I wanna solve the complicationCopy !req
489. I want shared loveCopy !req
490. C'mon c'mon, darling darlingCopy !req
491. Even if we get separatedCopy !req
492. C'mon c'mon, darling darlingCopy !req
493. At the ends of the universeCopy !req
494. Just sew the stars and moon togetherCopy !req
495. And draw them closeCopy !req
496. After allCopy !req
497. It's not enough, I want more loveCopy !req
498. I can't imagine myself with anyone other than youCopy !req
499. So fall for me and look only at meCopy !req
500. I already love you even down to your marrowCopy !req
501. No way no way, don't run off somewhereCopy !req
502. I want to revolve around the planet known as youCopy !req
503. Hey look this way, then look that wayCopy !req
504. In spite of everything, I'm just so in love with youCopy !req
505. Absolutely, absolutelyCopy !req
506. I'll give you a shockCopy !req
507. Enough, enoughCopy !req
508. Not enough loveCopy !req
509. Big Bottle, Little BottleCopy !req
510. When Love StrikesCopy !req
511. On the next episode of "Urusei Yatsura"!Copy !req
512. Bark!Copy !req