1. I take it this guy is my opponent?Copy !req
2. Hi. The name's Lum.Copy !req
3. We're getting married, baby!Copy !req
4. If you absolutely insist...Copy !req
5. then I'll marry you.Copy !req
6. I'm going to live here!Copy !req
7. I'm all yours now, darling!Copy !req
8. He has a big scythe.Copy !req
9. His job is guiding wandering soulsCopy !req
10. Awww, darling!
His job is guiding wandering soulsCopy !req
11. His job is guiding wandering soulsCopy !req
12. to the circle of reincarnation.Copy !req
13. Darling! Darling!
to the circle of reincarnation.Copy !req
14. to the circle of reincarnation.Copy !req
15. C'mon, darling!
He always wears a tracksuit.Copy !req
16. Let's ditch this boring class and go have fun!
He always wears a tracksuit.Copy !req
17. MOROBOSHI!Copy !req
18. THIS ISN'T A BIKINI BAR, DOGGONE IT!Copy !req
19. Well, I sure as hell didn't bring her here!Copy !req
20. Married couples never spend a minute apart!Copy !req
21. I hate this so much!Copy !req
22. Why do they have to spite me all the time?Copy !req
23. You've got it wrong!Copy !req
24. Enough of your excuses!Copy !req
25. How dare you!
Treating Earth women like yesterday's garbage!Copy !req
26. Yeah! How dare you!Copy !req
27. Darling...Copy !req
28. Smoooooch!Copy !req
29. Smooch!Copy !req
30. Ataru! You scumbag!Copy !req
31. Quit forcing our pure Lum
into doing your lewd bidding!Copy !req
32. Shaddup!Copy !req
33. Are you morons blind or what?Copy !req
34. BonkCopy !req
35. J-just calm down, Shinobu!Copy !req
36. YOU BIG JEEEEERK!Copy !req
37. Where did Moroboshi go?Copy !req
38. He's buried under there.Copy !req
39. Darling...Copy !req
40. I'm sorry, darling.Copy !req
41. Yeah, sure. Whatever.Copy !req
42. Time for a cuddle!Copy !req
43. Ugh! All of this crap
is seriously ruining my life!Copy !req
44. Cat & Caboodle DinerCopy !req
45. Ramen TakoyakiCopy !req
46. Next up, it's time for our daily segment
on missing persons.Copy !req
47. Here's your order.
Next up, it's time for our daily segment
on missing persons.Copy !req
48. Next up, it's time for our daily segment
on missing persons.Copy !req
49. Please come home, Mommy!Copy !req
50. And now, we hear from another family.Copy !req
51. Oh darling! Where have you gone?Copy !req
52. I know it's cold out there!Copy !req
53. Come home and let me warm you up!Copy !req
54. Ataru! We won't give you a hard time,
so just come home!Copy !req
55. Oh Ataru!Copy !req
56. I had to attend a funeral the other day,Copy !req
57. and I made sure to bring home a bunch of
those tasty funeral buns you love so much!Copy !req
58. Many of his friends have also gathered here
to share their concern.Copy !req
59. Hey Ataru! Please give me a call!Copy !req
60. I know that you don't want to go home to Lum!Copy !req
61. Crud! They're already looking for me
after I managed to slip away unnoticed!
A husband is supposed to stay by his wife's side!Copy !req
62. Crud! They're already looking for me
after I managed to slip away unnoticed!
Come to me and then let's elope somewhere far away!Copy !req
63. Don't even bother trying to hide!Copy !req
64. Because I can see exactly where you are!Copy !req
65. CLATTERCopy !req
66. Today is a day of misfortune.Copy !req
67. And it's far worse than you think.Copy !req
68. Take a look, viewers.
This is a photograph of Ataru Moroboshi.Copy !req
69. Please call our hotline right away if you think
you may have seen him.Copy !req
70. Excuse me, sir...?
Any information on his whereabouts
is greatly appreciated.Copy !req
71. Thanks for the food!
Any information on his whereabouts
is greatly appreciated.Copy !req
72. Any information on his whereabouts
is greatly appreciated.Copy !req
73. Whoops, my bad.Copy !req
74. Sorry.Copy !req
75. What's the matter?Copy !req
76. The shock of being bumped into...
has put too much strain on my heart...Copy !req
77. H-holy moly, she's a certified hottie!Copy !req
78. Are you still in pain, Miss?
Would a back massage help?Copy !req
79. Oh. Hold on, better idea!Copy !req
80. We can easily relieve the strain
on your heart by removing...Copy !req
81. y-your bra!Copy !req
82. SMACK!Copy !req
83. It's Tasty!Copy !req
84. KindaCopy !req
85. You should stop being such a
thoughtless sleazeball.Copy !req
86. Then perhaps your bad luck will turn around.Copy !req
87. How did you know I have bad luck?Copy !req
88. It's called physiognomy.Copy !req
89. One look at you told me everything.Copy !req
90. I've been a shrine maiden for many years now,Copy !req
91. but I've never met anyone
as dreadfully cursed as you are.Copy !req
92. Oh yeah? So you're a shrine maiden!Copy !req
93. That explains all the spiritual mumbo jumbo.Copy !req
94. Listen to me.Copy !req
95. You are ill-fated when it comes to women.Copy !req
96. Women?Copy !req
97. Yeah... I'm seriously starting to think
I'm better off without 'em.Copy !req
98. Argh! My heart is acting up again!Copy !req
99. Let's hurry and get that bra off you!Copy !req
100. WHACK!Copy !req
101. You're just ASKING for trouble at this point!Copy !req
102. L-like I said earlier... you need to stop...Copy !req
103. Oooooh, the pain!Copy !req
104. I gotta say, your words and actions are
sending totally opposite signals here, lady.Copy !req
105. Fine.Copy !req
106. I'll perform an exorcism for you...Copy !req
107. My immense spiritual power
shall put an quick end to this.Copy !req
108. Present For YouCopy !req
109. Demon ExterminatorsCopy !req
110. Mother... I'm back!Copy !req
111. Welcome home, Sakura!Copy !req
112. So, her name is Sakura!Copy !req
113. Hold up. Where have I heard that before...?Copy !req
114. Oh my, do we have a guest?Copy !req
115. Something the matter?Copy !req
116. N-nope! I just, uh...Copy !req
117. Gotta go! Bye!Copy !req
118. Where do think you're going?Copy !req
119. Hurry, Mother! Capture that boy!Copy !req
120. Don't you dare run off
and waste my generosity!Copy !req
121. Or they'll be hell to pay!Copy !req
122. Sakura never stops once she
puts her mind to something, you see.Copy !req
123. She's always been in frail health,Copy !req
124. but that hasn't stopped her
from being a great exorcist.Copy !req
125. Anyhoo, your face is so cursedCopy !req
126. they could put a picture of it
in the dictionary for "unlucky"!Copy !req
127. You're in desperate need of an exorcism, my boy!Copy !req
128. Somebody help meeeeeeeeee!
You're in desperate need of an exorcism, my boy!Copy !req
129. Somebody help meeeeeeeeee!
Come right this way.Copy !req
130. Just leave me alone!Copy !req
131. Relax, Sakura will take care of you.Copy !req
132. No thanks!Copy !req
133. Ah! Wait!Copy !req
134. I'm outta here!Copy !req
135. We're trying to do you a favor
out of the kindness of our hearts!Copy !req
136. Have a little gratitude!Copy !req
137. Sakura! What happened to your face?Copy !req
138. It's just another jinx.Copy !req
139. I have a decayed tooth that suddenly
caused a massive canker sore.Copy !req
140. Ugh! I can't stand this!Copy !req
141. Let's get the exorcism over with
so I can go see the dentist!Copy !req
142. Unclean spirits and infernal invaders,
we drive you from us!Copy !req
143. Unclean spirits and infernal invaders,
we drive you from...Copy !req
144. AHH! GODDAMMIT!Copy !req
145. IT HURTS SO BAD!Copy !req
146. Y-yikes...Copy !req
147. I CAN'T FOCUS BECAUSE OF
ALL THE DAMN PAAAAAAIN!Copy !req
148. Such a powerful aura!Copy !req
149. Wh-what the hell?Copy !req
150. You're making things worse, you quack!Copy !req
151. Oh shut your mouth!Copy !req
152. Those demons are nothing to fear.Copy !req
153. I'll blow them to smithereens
with my spiritual power in no time!Copy !req
154. Om! Knish gnash, yum yum, dim sum,
chow mein, mapo tofu...Copy !req
155. chili shrimp, ramen, wonton, bouillon, poutine...Copy !req
156. extra garlic, extra veggies, pork fat,
soy sauce, salt n' pepper...Copy !req
157. Crap, it's not working.Copy !req
158. Now I've got a migraine...Copy !req
159. No matter! I can't afford to quit
until the job is finished!Copy !req
160. Sakura! Don't push yourself!Copy !req
161. You realize more of these freaks
keep popping up every time you stop, right?Copy !req
162. N-no, my heart...!Copy !req
163. Oh you poor girl!Copy !req
164. I'm the one who could use
some sympathy here!Copy !req
165. Wh-what's the matter?Copy !req
166. I've been totally refreshed!Copy !req
167. For the first time in my life...
I feel healthy!Copy !req
168. Oh my gosh!
Then what about all these demons?Copy !req
169. They were the cause of my illness!Copy !req
170. I'm finally free from their curse!Copy !req
171. All the demons ditched you
to latch onto that boy instead!Copy !req
172. What a wonderful turn of events, Sakura!Copy !req
173. Thank you, Mother!Copy !req
174. HEY!Copy !req
175. Just relax!
I'm going to finish the exorcism for you!Copy !req
176. You damn well better!Copy !req
177. Jugemu, jugemu, goko-no-surikire,Copy !req
178. kaijarisuigyo no suigyomatsu...Copy !req
179. DEMONS BEGONE!Copy !req
180. Wow, they're all going away...Copy !req
181. SliceCopy !req
182. The hell is that thing?Copy !req
183. Uh oh... it's the Grim Reaper!Copy !req
184. Rest in peace.Copy !req
185. So, you managed to get rid of all the demons
that were causing her illness?Copy !req
186. Tomobiki HospitalCopy !req
187. You've always been worried about Sakura,
so I figured that we should let you know.Copy !req
188. What great news, Sakura!Copy !req
189. Thank you, Uncle!Copy !req
190. But on the other hand...Copy !req
191. That boy is more unlucky than ever before, huh?Copy !req
192. Please don't die, Ataru!Copy !req
193. Darling!Copy !req
194. Oh Ataru!Copy !req
195. How could you abandon us like this?Copy !req
196. We wanted you back alive, you bonehead!Copy !req
197. Mr. Moroboshi?Copy !req
198. The doctor would like to
speak with you for a moment...Copy !req
199. Hey pretty lady! Can I get your digits?
What's your address?Copy !req
200. What's wrong, everybody?
You look like you've been crying.Copy !req
201. I don't even know why I bother anymore.Copy !req
202. How dare you...Copy !req
203. YOU CHEATER!Copy !req
204. Darling! You're cheating on me again?Copy !req
205. Take this!Copy !req
206. AAAAARGHCopy !req
207. There they go with the screaming again.Copy !req
208. The Moroboshis really need to do
something about their son.Copy !req
209. How dreadful.Copy !req
210. Darling, you stupid jerk!Copy !req
211. Cherry. I need a favor.Copy !req
212. Ho ho? So you want me to
strip Lum of her powers, eh?Copy !req
213. I can't go a single day
without her electrocuting me!Copy !req
214. And whenever I try to run away,
she just comes flying right after me.Copy !req
215. It freakin' sucks! The best years of my life
are gonna be totally ruined!Copy !req
216. Guess what, I heard everything
that you just said!Copy !req
217. Lum?Copy !req
218. You have some nerve treating me like
the bad guy after you cheated on me!Copy !req
219. Dammit! Quit stalking me everywhere!Copy !req
220. You're not going anywhere, mister!Copy !req
221. Go away!Copy !req
222. Get back here!Copy !req
223. Darling!Copy !req
224. I see where he's coming from.
Darling!Copy !req
225. Darling!Copy !req
226. MoroboshiCopy !req
227. Anybody home?Copy !req
228. Coming!Copy !req
229. Oh, hello there!Copy !req
230. Good day.Copy !req
231. Is Ataru still alive and kicking?Copy !req
232. Well, get a load of this.Copy !req
233. He just came back home
looking about as dead as a doorknob!Copy !req
234. Ataru!Copy !req
235. Ataru!Copy !req
236. I guess you guys just constantly
talk shit behind my back, huh?Copy !req
237. What kind of mother does that?
And we're supposed to be friends, dude!Copy !req
238. Just ignore the hysterics.Copy !req
239. That boy has more than a few
screws loose these days.Copy !req
240. So, whaddya come to my house for?Copy !req
241. Well, Cherry sent me.
He told me to give you this.Copy !req
242. Oh yeah?Copy !req
243. SakuranboCopy !req
244. What's up with the yellow ribbon?Copy !req
245. Dunno.Copy !req
246. Dear Ataru.Copy !req
247. Take the ribbon that I've included
and tie it around Lum's horns.Copy !req
248. Only the person who ties it
shall be able to remove it.Copy !req
249. "It will block out her Oni powers."Copy !req
250. "I made this ribbon especially for you."Copy !req
251. What are you two up to?Copy !req
252. Hey Lum! Come here!Copy !req
253. What are you holding in your hands there?Copy !req
254. Well, it's something that Cherry...Copy !req
255. Cherry what?Copy !req
256. Just listen, Lum.Copy !req
257. This thing is called a ribbon.Copy !req
258. It's an accessory that girls on Earth
wear to look cute.Copy !req
259. Oh?Copy !req
260. Would you care to give it a little try?Copy !req
261. Darling, your voice is cracking
for some reason.Copy !req
262. O-oh that?Copy !req
263. It's just because the thought of seeing you
with the ribbon on gets me all flustered!Copy !req
264. Ribbons are pretty lame though,
don't you think?Copy !req
265. Shut your stupid face!Copy !req
266. Seeing his wife get prettied up
is the joy of every husband out there!Copy !req
267. Ah! My heart aches for just a quick glance
of my wife at her finest!Copy !req
268. Oh really?Copy !req
269. Let me tie it on for you, kay?Copy !req
270. Kay!Copy !req
271. And it's done!Copy !req
272. Take a look, Lum.Copy !req
273. It looks better on her than expected!Copy !req
274. How it looks isn't important.
As long as she wears it.Copy !req
275. I love it!Copy !req
276. I'm gonna go out for a bit and show it off!Copy !req
277. That hurt!Copy !req
278. Hey Lum! Are you all right?Copy !req
279. It worked!Copy !req
280. The Yellow Ribbon of HappinessCopy !req
281. What's going on? My body feels so heavy!Copy !req
282. What exactly are we stalking her for?Copy !req
283. No real reason.Copy !req
284. Oh! Hi, Lum!Copy !req
285. What are you doing out here?Copy !req
286. Uh, is something the matter, Lum?Copy !req
287. You're staring at me awfully hard...Copy !req
288. and um...Copy !req
289. Baboooom!Copy !req
290. BABOOOOMCopy !req
291. Lum just...Copy !req
292. GRABBED MY FREAKIN' HAND!Copy !req
293. I can't use my electric shock...Copy !req
294. LUM, MY DEAR!Copy !req
295. T-t-the truth is, I knew you were the girl for me
from the first time I laid eyes on...Copy !req
296. KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS, DUMBASS!Copy !req
297. Wh-what's going on?Copy !req
298. Dude! Where the heck did you come from?Copy !req
299. Don't go all crazy just because
she held your hand!Copy !req
300. How else am I supposed to react
to her holding my hand?Copy !req
301. Come on, this can't be the first time
someone's held your hand before!Copy !req
302. Let me try it one more time.
Come on, this can't be the first time
someone's held your hand before!Copy !req
303. Come on, this can't be the first time
someone's held your hand before!Copy !req
304. Lum, my love!Copy !req
305. Just forget this loser
and let's go have some private...Copy !req
306. Dumbass!Copy !req
307. Something wrong, Lum?Copy !req
308. Why don't you just shock those idiots?Copy !req
309. Darling... I think I've gotten sick or something.Copy !req
310. What?Copy !req
311. Seriously?Copy !req
312. Wah!Copy !req
313. My body is all heavy and I can't fly!Copy !req
314. And my electric shocks aren't working, either!Copy !req
315. Oh, Shinobu!Copy !req
316. Get a room. Nobody wants to see you two
all over each other in public.Copy !req
317. It's disgusting.Copy !req
318. Who cares what you think.
This is what married couples do!Copy !req
319. Right, darling?Copy !req
320. Hey!Copy !req
321. My darling even gave me this cute ribbon, see?Copy !req
322. I bet you're jealous!Copy !req
323. Did you really, Ataru?Copy !req
324. It's all true.Copy !req
325. Ataru even said he wanted to see
his wife at her finest.Copy !req
326. Don't tell her that! You backstabber!Copy !req
327. Meanwhile, he's never bothered to
give me even a single bobby pin...Copy !req
328. Screw you and your stupid ribbon!Copy !req
329. Did you just... cover for Lum?Copy !req
330. Yippee!
Cut it out, Shinobu!Copy !req
331. I came here to give you some treats
that I baked earlier today...Copy !req
332. But forget it.Copy !req
333. You clearly don't care.Copy !req
334. Shinobu!
Listen, I have a good reason for doi-Copy !req
335. CRACKCopy !req
336. Darling? What were you trying to say?Copy !req
337. Oh... it's nothing.Copy !req
338. We're gonna crash at your place
to make sure that Lum stays safe!Copy !req
339. Since Lum can't protect herself right now,Copy !req
340. leaving her all alone with you
is a recipe for trouble!Copy !req
341. The way you idiots keep ogling her
is way more problematic!Copy !req
342. Darling... Just how long
are these guys going to stay?Copy !req
343. That's enough. Keep your distance.Copy !req
344. Ataru transforms into a full on sexbeast
after it gets dark, you know!Copy !req
345. I'm not some kinda werewolf, dammit!Copy !req
346. Tough luck! You won't be laying
a single finger on Lum tonight!Copy !req
347. Help me, darling!
Hurry and send these guys packing!Copy !req
348. Hey bozos!Copy !req
349. GO THE HELL HOME ALREADY!Copy !req
350. And stay out!Copy !req
351. This won't stop us!Copy !req
352. We'll keep watch on you from here!Copy !req
353. Yeah, sure! Good luck with that!Copy !req
354. Shit!Copy !req
355. Oh darling! This makes me so happy!Copy !req
356. You usually give me the cold shoulder,Copy !req
357. but I just knew that you'd fight for me
when the chips are down!Copy !req
358. C'mon, darling! It's bedtime!Copy !req
359. We're sleeping together tonight!Copy !req
360. Huh?Copy !req
361. Being unable to fly has me feeling pretty blue.Copy !req
362. So I don't want us to be apart, darling.Copy !req
363. I'm going to stay by your side for life!Copy !req
364. FOR LIIIIIIIIIIFE?Copy !req
365. FOR LIFECopy !req
366. I mean, I can't go back to
my spaceship anyway.Copy !req
367. So I'll have to make myself at home here.Copy !req
368. Lum! Take that ribbon off!Copy !req
369. Huh? No way!Copy !req
370. It's the first gift that you've
ever given me, darling!Copy !req
371. Whatever! Just take it off!Copy !req
372. No! Stop!Copy !req
373. Enough! Do what I say!
No! Stop!Copy !req
374. Lum is screaming for help!Copy !req
375. Ataru, you scumbag!Copy !req
376. Hold it right there!
What do you think you're doing?Copy !req
377. Quit fighting back!Copy !req
378. No! No! Stop it!Copy !req
379. THUDCopy !req
380. YOU PERV!Copy !req
381. KEEP YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF OF LUM!Copy !req
382. What are you talking about?Copy !req
383. Don't play dumb with us!Copy !req
384. We know exactly what's going on!Copy !req
385. Get out!Copy !req
386. You two are the only pervs here!Copy !req
387. Hey! Stop throwing my stuff!Copy !req
388. My darling loves and cherishes me
more than anyone!Copy !req
389. What's this?Copy !req
390. A letter from Cherry?Copy !req
391. Dude! Don't read that!Copy !req
392. Let's see. "This ribbon will
block her Oni powers..."Copy !req
393. You bastard!
You and Cherry were in cahoots?Copy !req
394. Darling...?Copy !req
395. L-Lum...Copy !req
396. I can explain...Copy !req
397. OUCH!Copy !req
398. Scratch! Scratch! Scratch! Scratch!Copy !req
399. SCRATCHCopy !req
400. CHOMP!Copy !req
401. CHOMPCopy !req
402. Calm down! Just take a chill pill!Copy !req
403. YOU DARE PLAY AROUND
WITH MY FEELINGS?Copy !req
404. H-holy crap, she's a powerhouse...Copy !req
405. The electric shocks almost seem cute
compared to that...Copy !req
406. Hurry up! Take off the ribbon!Copy !req
407. Aw jeez! That's what I was
trying to do a minute ago!Copy !req
408. It's been a hot minute
since I last gave you a good shock.Copy !req
409. So I've got plenty of energy
to spare right now!Copy !req
410. And once I'm done with you,Copy !req
411. I'm gonna make sure Cherry
gets his just deserts too!Copy !req
412. H-hold up!
You could at least go see Cherry firs-Copy !req
413. I sense a great disturbance is headed this way.Copy !req
414. NOW TAKE YOUR LUMPS!Copy !req
415. I think I shall stay at Sakura's house this evening.Copy !req
416. Kuwabara, kuwabara!Copy !req
417. A phrase used in Japanese to ward off lightning or other disasters.Copy !req
418. Are you absolutely certain that you'll
be okay on your own, Shutaro?Copy !req
419. Yes, Grandfather.Copy !req
420. I shall lay my life on the line to study hard,Copy !req
421. and make sure I do not bring any dishonor
to the Mendo Family crest.Copy !req
422. Have a nice day, Young Master.Copy !req
423. Thanks, you too.Copy !req
424. Young Master. Please be careful.Copy !req
425. Sure.Copy !req
426. Here I gooooooo! Bye!Copy !req
427. Trouble Rains Down!Copy !req
428. Amazed in a MazeCopy !req
429. Next time on Urusei Yatsura!Copy !req
430. Why you cheeky little...!Copy !req