Urusei Yatsura 1x18

Directed by Yumeko Iwaoka

Shinya Takahashi as Kosuke Shirai (voice) • Jun Inoue as Hokuto (voice) • Natsumi Kawaida as Hitomi (voice) • Sara Matsumoto as Aya (voice) • Shino Kakinuma as Lady from the Cat & Caboodle Diner (voice)

There is nothing suspicious about the lipstick Lum wants to put on Ataru. Nope, nothing suspicious at all. Later, Ataru’s class takes the dreaded Yaminabe food challenge!

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1. This is Tomobiki Town.

2. Tomobiki Town

3. Home to a boy born on Friday the 13th in one of the most unlucky years,

4. who is burdened by the extraordinary star of suffering...

5. Ataru Moroboshi.

6. Hah! What's any of that matter?

7. And an invader from outer space,

8. the daughter of Oni demons who can channel electricity...

9. Lum.

10. Darling!

11. Time for our date!

12. After the two of them played a game of tag with the fate of the Earth at stake,

13. they entered into a goodwill marriage.

14. As if! I never agreed to that!

15. Darling! Where are you going?

16. Opportunity awaits!

17. There are still tons of hot babes who I can hook up with!

18. Hey, pretty lady!

19. Give me your digits and address!

20. Gosh.

21. It doesn't get more direct than that.

22. I won't stand for any cheating, darn it!

23. I haven't done anything yet!

24. And thus, their endless game of tag continues on to this day.

25. Praise be.

26. Kotobuki

27. SHAKEY-BAKEY

28. OOOOOOGAGAGAGA

29. Indelible Lipstick Magic!

30. SMILE

31. It's finished!

32. Tomaranai koi no wana ni toriko ne muchuu ni

33. Yosomi darling dame dame yo

34. Itai no tondeke nokoru no ai dake

35. Kyun to atashi no koigokoro

36. Hitori wa kirai fureru dake de

37. Tsunagaru you jan suki na kanji jan

38. Mawari no iya na iken kankei nai

39. Iwayuru ano moumoku na no

40. Saikou na fashion sense atashi ni narenai

41. Uruyamashii? Kanashii? Kono hanashii

42. Mention de tsutaeru kimochi

43. Hora kotoba de tsutaete hoshii no

44. Tomaranai koi no wana ni toriko ne muchuu ni

45. Yosomi darling dame dame yo

46. Itai no tondeke nokoru no ai dake

47. Kore mo tsurai kedo

48. Damashite yumeyume ni obore

49. Mou toushindai no ai wa nai yo

50. Koi no wana ni toriko ne muchuu ni

51. Kyun to atashi no koigokoro

52. La la la la la

53. Byouteki I need you

54. La la la la la

55. Kodoku wa yamai

56. La la la la la

57. Moumoku I need you

58. Zutto anata ni I wanna muchuu

59. Whoa, whoa, whoa! What the hell?

60. I'm just going to put some lipstick on you, darling!

61. HUH?

62. Have you lost your mind or what?

63. Come on, it'll be fun!

64. Well, I'm getting nothing but bad vibes here...

65. You'll understand once you put it on!

66. No way! I'm not using any stupid lipstick!

67. Put it on!

68. Nuh-uh!

69. Just do it!

70. WIGGLE WADDLE

71. Nuh-uh!

72. Put it on right now, mister!

73. What's all the commotion about? Put it on right now, mister!

74. What's all the commotion about?

75. DO IT!

76. NO WAY!

77. Hey, Lum, are y-

78. Huh?

79. SMOOOOOOOOOCH!

80. H-hold on, Lum! We gotta think about this!

81. I mean, we're cousins, remember?

82. Ya know I care about you, Lum! But not romantically!

83. Yeowchies!

84. KAPOP!

85. How interesting. So that's what the lipstick does.

86. Wh-what are you talking about?

87. Don't play dumb!

88. Th-that stuff makes whoever wears it lock lips together, doesn't it?

89. Listen up, Lum.

90. Kisses are a special form of contact between boys and girls

91. that should only happen when both sides engage in it!

92. Okay, but you never try and get kissy with me, darling!

93. This is wrong! No kisses should be exchanged with such dirty tricks.

94. Enough of this! Get outta here!

95. Good riddance!

96. Aw poo! I went to so much trouble to make that!

97. So stupid!

98. Shut up, dumb darling!

99. Whatever!

100. Oh man, she's gone!

101. Hey, can ya tell me what my face looks like?

102. Ataru, you fathead! This is all your stupid fault!

103. Wait, Lum! I'm coming, too!

104. Just wait until they find out I never threw it.

105. Good morning!

106. G'morning!

107. La de da, la de do!

108. Which of these hot chicks should I pick?

109. Yo.

110. Oh hell yes!

111. There's my answer.

112. The best choice is definitely a girl who doesn't know the first thing about kissing!

113. Ryunosuke, baby!

114. Sup?

115. Do you know what this is?

116. H-h-h-holy smokes, this is lipstick!

117. Yep! Something that every lady must have!

118. O-o-oh man, so this is what the real deal is like...

119. Try putting it on.

120. A-are you sure it's okay?

121. Here. I've got a mirror.

122. O-okay then, here I go...

123. Man, I'm nervous as hell...

124. All done?

125. Yeah.

126. W-wow, I look...

127. absolutely stunning!

128. SHIIIIIIIINE

129. I'm so glad to be a woman!

130. SQUEAK

131. Uh, Ataru?

132. Hold up, what are you doing?

133. Ryu, my sweet!

134. Wha?

135. Come on, baaaaaaaaaaby!

136. BIFF...

137. Good morning!

138. What's going on, darling?

139. That was a close call, Miss Lum!

140. Why'd you get in the way?

141. Huh?

142. Darling! I thought you hated the idea of using that lipstick!

143. Whatever! Why do you still have it on, dammit?

144. Hey, what's the deal with this lipstick?

145. Cut it out, Lum! You know I'm a woman!

146. How did you even end up with this lipstick on, Ryunosuke?

147. What's the problem with me wearing lipstick?

148. It's an important part of every woman's look!

149. That's not what I meant!

150. Moroboshi!

151. You better start explaining right now!

152. CLASS 2-4

153. It's a lipstick that makes people lock lips with each other?

154. Amazing!

155. Give it here! I wanna try!

156. Pretty please, Ataru!

157. Aw shucks! Take it one at a time ladies!

158. S-stop! What are you doing?

159. Just stay still, Mendo!

160. Don't you dare! That's my lipstick!

161. P-please wait a moment! We don't need that lipstick to...

162. No freaking way! Hold the phone.

163. Dammit Mendo! You dirty cheat! Kiss stealer! All I have to do is wear the lipstick and get close to Miss Lum... then oops!

164. Hey! Are you listening to me? All I have to do is wear the lipstick and get close to Miss Lum... then oops!

165. Just an accident.

166. It's my chance for a candid kiss with her!

167. SQUEAK

168. Th-this stuff is like a friggin' magnet!

169. It's so strong!

170. Ryu, baby!

171. Quit it already!

172. It's not me! It's just the lipstick!

173. Yeah, right! Shove off!

174. Darling!

175. Turn towards me, darn it! Oh no. I can't stop myself.

176. The pull of the lipstick is too strong!

177. Let go of me, you jerks!

178. I have had enough!

179. GET LOST!

180. It's my turn to wear it!

181. No, I'm next!

182. Okay. Time to approach Miss Lum!

183. KERSMACK!

184. We apologize for the sudden graphic content.

185. Please stand by.

186. Wooooooomp...

187. POP!

188. Th-this is nothing but an incredibly minor setback...

189. Ryu, my sweet!

190. Stay back! Ryu, my sweet!

191. Darling! Get back here!

192. Please wait, Miss Lum!

193. Come here, Mendo!

194. Let us help you forget that last kiss!

195. Th-this is the chance of a lifetime! Let us help you forget that last kiss!

196. Th-this is the chance of a lifetime!

197. We gotta get in on the action!

198. SQUEAK

199. Give it here!

200. SQUEAK

201. All right, kids. It's time to start homeroom.

202. Get in your seats this instant!

203. Darn hooligans!

204. You know this kinda stuff isn't allowed in school!

205. Wh-what the hell?

206. Dammit, not him!

207. Jeez, Lum. What is this lipstick made out of?

208. I've been trying to rub it off since yesterday, but it just won't go away, argh!

209. Huh? You put it on, too?

210. Oh! Well, no, it just kinda happened...

211. Aw crap! The pull of this thing is just too strong!

212. Run the other way!

213. Oh no! Not again!

214. Ugh, this is ridiculous!

215. Back off! Stay away!

216. What the heck is going on?

217. Wait for me, Ryu baby!

218. Darling!

219. Miss Lum!

220. Mendoooo!

221. Get away from me!

222. I seriously wish we could, teach!

223. Oh man! I had no idea lipstick was so terrifying!

224. I'm not wearing it again!

225. EVER!

226. One vote yaminabe.

227. Lethal Attacks: Yaminabe!

228. One vote gateball.

229. On vote sumo.

230. Another for sumo.

231. Then a vote for kick the can.

232. That's all of them.

233. Kick the can: 3 votes.

234. 5 votes.

235. 12 votes.

236. 2

237. 5

238. KICK THE CAN: 3

239. 12

240. STRING FIGURES: 1

241. RED LIGHT GREEN LIGHT: 2

242. That settles it.

243. The recreational activity for next week's class is offically: Yaminabe!

244. Are there any questions?

245. Go for it, Lum.

246. What exactly is "yaminabe"?

247. Yaminabe is like a food russian roulette.

248. Everybody brings something to throw into a hot pot,

249. and then we eat it in the dark.

250. It's as simple as that.

251. Does it taste good...?

252. Nobody knows for sure until we've actually eaten it.

253. The suspense and thrill of not knowing

254. is what makes yaminabe fun!

255. FASHOOOOOOT!

256. KABABABABOOM!

257. SNAP!

258. And it's done!

259. I'm sure they taste great!

260. Oh, darling!

261. Wait, darling!

262. SCREEEECH

263. WOOSH!

264. BOOP

265. WOOSH!

266. BOOP

267. WOOSH!

268. BOOP

269. WOOSH!

270. BOOP

271. Whoa! A crowd of beautiful women!

272. Huh? Where?

273. WOOSH!

274. DODGE

275. You think I was born yesterday?

276. BOOP

277. CHOMP

278. KABABABABABOOM!

279. I knew it.

280. Aw! What a waste!

281. Hey!

282. Come back here!

283. No way!

284. Take this!

285. Nope!

286. Take this!

287. Take this!

288. Zip!

289. Aw jeez! Now they're all gone!

290. Sucker! I was never gonna eat that weird fo-

291. KABABABABABOOM!

292. Wphy thrm heff drd yuh kurk dapht sphtff nda furst plerst?

293. What did you say?

294. Muh riphs ruh skrewd uph, suh fmix thrm!

295. I have no idea what you're trying to say.

296. Tish frall yuhr flampht, stuphid!

297. Groddummit!

298. Why do you always

299. have to cause me

300. so much trouble!

301. What is that supposed to mean?

302. I'm doing my best to make life better for you, darling!

303. I just wanted to make sure you could eat something yummy

304. when it comes time for the yaminabe, darling!

305. Ith groth!

306. A globe?

307. It's gross

308. Whew. All that chasing you around really wore me out.

309. Dammit!

310. I gotta find out what kinda food Lum hates.

311. Then I'll get even with her!

312. Ah!

313. Habanero sauce really is best straight from the bottle!

314. Man! It sure got cold fast, huh?

315. You said it.

316. I've got a question, Lum.

317. What is it?

318. Are there any foods you're picky about?

319. Of course!

320. Oh? And what's that?

321. There's one vegetable that I just can't stand!

322. Oh really?

323. Why don't you tell me so I can learn more about you?

324. Is it tomatoes? Or maybe celery?

325. How about green peppers?

326. Chomchomp!

327. Chom what?

328. It's a local specialty from that planet shining super bright in the sky up there!

329. It has nothing to do with taste, I just don't handle it well...

330. Well, how about that.

331. Chomchomp? 'Course I know of it.

332. Why're you asking?

333. Oh, no reason.

334. Don't gimme that! Yer the one who brought it up!

335. Forget it. It's a problem for adults only.

336. Man, if only I could get some chomchomp.

337. Then I could make a really awesome meal for you and Lum to eat.

338. Should I get some for ya?

339. Will you? Really?

340. WIGGLE WADDLE

341. Sure. It'll take me about ten days or so, though!

342. Ten days?

343. I can't wait that long.

344. We've only got three days until the yaminabe.

345. It'll be too late.

346. I'm gonna have to make do with Earth food somehow.

347. Is something the matter?

348. Nope, nothing.

349. RAMEN

350. Can I get some seconds, please?

351. Sure thing! I don't believe this!

352. I don't believe this!

353. She just gobbles down all sorts of Earth food like a freakin' horse!

354. Lum.

355. Does it taste good?

356. It doesn't taste like anything!

357. Huh?

358. All the food on this planet has such mild flavoring,

359. I don't really know what they taste like!

360. But, since this is your treat, darling...

361. I think that it's all super delicious!

362. Lum... I'm truly speechless...

363. Who the hell said I was treating you?

364. Here you go. Another mega sized chashu ramen. Who the hell said I was treating you?

365. Here you go. Another mega sized chashu ramen. Well, you invited me here!

366. That means you're paying!

367. Quit pigging out on food that you can't even taste!

368. That's just stupid! Thanks for waiting!

369. Here's the gyoza deluxe with extra garlic!

370. I still need to keep my tummy full!

371. This is awesome!

372. I told you! They just added this to the menu recently.

373. Lum?

374. H-hey! Come back!

375. Pay your share!

376. Wait a second...

377. Gyoza?

378. Th-that's it!

379. Lum must hate the smell of garlic!

380. What the hell, man!

381. Those were ours...

382. Eating those 30 gyoza should give me all the ammo I need against her!

383. Hey, Lum!

384. It smells awful! Please no more!

385. Take that! Now you know how I feel!

386. I'm sorry! I won't cook anymore!

387. This will totally work!

388. Oh hey!

389. Can I have your digits and address, cutie?

390. FOOOSH!

391. Stay away from me!

392. Oh come on! At least tell me your name!

393. FOOOSH!

394. You reek!

395. Hey, sweet thing! How about we get together and-

396. FOOOSH!

397. NOOO!

398. Wow! How you doin', baby?

399. FOOOSH!

400. Back off!

401. Why hello there, gorgeous!

402. FOOOSH!

403. Oh crap. This isn't the time to be picking up chicks.

404. I have to save this garlic breath for later!

405. Isn't this air freshener great?

406. What the?

407. Just think about it, nobody likes a guy who goes around stinking up the place.

408. MIND YOUR OWN DAMN BUSINESS!

409. Bingo!

410. It's too weak when put in gyoza.

411. So I'll use it raw!

412. She's gonna get a mouthful!

413. Well, everyone.

414. As we decided last week, it's time for the yaminabe competition!

415. The rules are simple: we all put the food we brought into the pot.

416. And whatever you grab with your chopsticks MUST be eaten!

417. Okay, lights out!

418. I prefer to add something that at least tastes good,

419. since we have to eat it ourselves.

420. I have no idea if I can stomach the food that commoners eat.

421. So I'm playing it safe with:

422. truffles, mushrooms, shark fin, and edible bird's nest.

423. It's time! Get ready to suffer, Lum!

424. DUUUMP

425. Here's a big, fat helping of raw garlic!

426. Just gotta leave it near someone else, so I don't have to eat it...

427. Rice balls, rice cakes, mugwort dumplings, monaka wafers, jelly...

428. Some habanero, black pepper, chili oil, curry powder, chili peppers!

429. SPLISH

430. SPLASH

431. Yum, yum, and even more yum!

432. Oh, that's right!

433. There's one more thing I wanted to add!

434. This little guy right here!

435. Now it's perfect!

436. KERPLUNK!

437. WIGGLE WADDLE

438. What a stroke of luck!

439. Can't believe I ran across a traveling vegetable salesman!

440. All right! Is everyone finished?

441. Okay, time to let it boil for a bit!

442. They're cooking something.

443. Perfect timing.

444. Okay, everyone!

445. Ready and...!

446. Let's dig in!

447. CRUNCH

448. MUNCH

449. GOBBLE

450. GNASH

451. CLUNK!

452. CLATTER!

453. SLAM!

454. PLOP!

455. What on earth is this sinister smell?

456. Cripes! You darn kids!

457. You're supposed to be doing a recreational activity right now!

458. No sleeping!

459. Difgusting... thif commur furd...

460. Ugh. Guess I found another food that I really don't like...

461. NIBBLE

462. Hey. Rugrat.

463. Whaf ish this?

464. You're the one who said you wanted some chomchomp!

465. Thish is chomchomp?

466. Whoa, what on earth?

467. Be careful when you play yaminabe at home, kids!

468. Mada tarinai ai shitetaiyaiya

469. Anata igai kangaerarenai ya

470. Atashi o suite atashi dake mite

471. Mou anata no zui made aishiteru

472. Hitomi no okusoko dare o matteru no?

473. Anata wa yokogao shika misetenai wa

474. Oshiete hoshii no

475. Give me love give me love dake

476. Donna hoshi yori mo kono chikyuujou ni

477. Anata ga itakara sui ochite kita no

478. Kotaete hoshii no aimai o

479. I need you o

480. Aitai nankai shitai

481. Ai shiaitai

482. Nee nee darling darling

483. Uchuu no hate made

484. Nee nee darling darling

485. Hanareta koi mo

486. Hoshi to tsuki nutte maite

487. Daki yosete yo

488. Datte

489. Mada tarinai ai shitetaiyaiya

490. Anata igai kangaerarenai ya

491. Atashi o suite atashi dake mite

492. Mou anata no zui made aishiteru

493. Mada dame dame doko ni mo nigecha iya

494. Anata to iu hoshi de mawaritai no

495. Nee kocchi muite mata soppo muite

496. Soredemo tada anata ga suki dakara

497. Zettai zettai

498. Biribri shichau no

499. Genkai genkai

500. Ai tarinai

501. Magic Realm!

502. Jungle of Terror Pickled

503. On the next episode of "Urusei Yatsura"!