1. EBIYACopy !req
2. Hello, granny.Copy !req
3. I'd like a taiyaki waffle please!Copy !req
4. Oh, hey.Copy !req
5. I spy Ran over there!Copy !req
6. Hi, Ran!Copy !req
7. Got a date with Rei?Copy !req
8. TWITCH!Copy !req
9. Wh-what the hell!Copy !req
10. Don't spook me like that!Copy !req
11. Have you been making progress with Rei lately?Copy !req
12. That's none of your damn business.Copy !req
13. Well, I suppose so.Copy !req
14. I see what you're up to, Lum!Copy !req
15. This is a ploy to ditch your darling
and get back with my Rei, isn't it?Copy !req
16. As if! I would never!Copy !req
17. And after you had the nerve to dump him!Copy !req
18. You grubby tramp!Copy !req
19. Trying to talk with her was a mistake...
I'll never let you live downCopy !req
20. what you did to Rei, ya hear me!Copy !req
21. I AIN'T LOSING TO YOU!Copy !req
22. Here! Eat this, Rei!Copy !req
23. Anko Pathos, the Taste of Love?Copy !req
24. Say "ahhh".Copy !req
25. GOBBLECopy !req
26. Is it good?Copy !req
27. GOBBLECopy !req
28. Yeah.Copy !req
29. Here. One more.Copy !req
30. It's filled with anko bean paste.Copy !req
31. I realize it's likely that Rei is actually
only here for the food, but...Copy !req
32. That's fine.Copy !req
33. I'm happy just being with him!Copy !req
34. SMOOTHCopy !req
35. Uh, Rei...?Copy !req
36. R-Rei just gave me a kiss...Copy !req
37. A-and this definitely isn't a dream!Copy !req
38. Oh my god...Copy !req
39. Oh my god!Copy !req
40. THIS IS THE HAPPIEST MOMENT OF MY LIIIIIIIIIFE!Copy !req
41. Why hello there, Lummy-poo!Copy !req
42. I've been waiting for you!Copy !req
43. She's gotta be cooking up another scheme...Copy !req
44. What's the matter, Lummy-poo?Copy !req
45. Here, have some tea!Copy !req
46. N-no thanks! My tummy is too full right now.Copy !req
47. Oh, but you must!
We're going to toast to being friends again!Copy !req
48. You can't skip out on that!Copy !req
49. Huh? We're friends again?Copy !req
50. Yep!Copy !req
51. What brought this on?Copy !req
52. Aw shucks!Copy !req
53. I'm all blushy just thinking about it!Copy !req
54. Okay, but that doesn't explain anything...Copy !req
55. Gosh! Don't make me say it!
You're such a meany, Lummy-poo!Copy !req
56. All right. I'm gonna head out.Copy !req
57. Hold yer horses!Copy !req
58. Dammit! Ain'tcha gonna listen
to my big news?Copy !req
59. Are you gonna tell me or not?Copy !req
60. Cheeeers!Copy !req
61. Squee!Copy !req
62. I have no idea what's going on.Copy !req
63. So, like, the other day...Copy !req
64. I was hanging with Rei...Copy !req
65. and he kissed me.Copy !req
66. Huh? What did you say?Copy !req
67. Rei kissed me.Copy !req
68. Hm?Copy !req
69. Rei... he kissed me.Copy !req
70. What?Copy !req
71. WHAT PART OF REI FRIGGIN' KISSED ME
DON'T YOU GET, YA NINNY?Copy !req
72. RINGCopy !req
73. Is that really true, Ran?Copy !req
74. OF COURSE IT IS!Copy !req
75. Squeeeee!Copy !req
76. Congratulations!Copy !req
77. That's wonderful! I'm so happy for you!Copy !req
78. Lummy-poo?Copy !req
79. Are you genuinely happy for me?Copy !req
80. You bet I am!Copy !req
81. Awwwww...Copy !req
82. LUM!Copy !req
83. Shucks! I guess you're
a decent friend after all!Copy !req
84. THUMPCopy !req
85. I thought she was gonna kill me...
Thanks for everything!Copy !req
86. YAHOOO!Copy !req
87. This is great! I don't have to worry about
getting harassed by Ran anymore!Copy !req
88. Darling, I'm home!Copy !req
89. LUM!Copy !req
90. LUM!Copy !req
91. LUM!Copy !req
92. FLOPPO!Copy !req
93. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?Copy !req
94. BWAH?Copy !req
95. He said he was longing to see you.Copy !req
96. You can't be serious!Copy !req
97. Lum.Copy !req
98. Don't even! I know that you kissed Ran!Copy !req
99. F-for real?Copy !req
100. Are you trying to two-time Ran
behind her back or what?Copy !req
101. You womanizer!Copy !req
102. Hey dirtbag!
How dare you lay a hand on my Ran!Copy !req
103. And just what is that supposed to mean?Copy !req
104. Lum.Copy !req
105. Whatever, you need to leave!Copy !req
106. There's gonna be trouble if Ran
happens to see you here with me...Copy !req
107. Good evening, Lummy-poo!Copy !req
108. I was in the mood for more girl talk,
so I came to hang out!Copy !req
109. Ran, baby! Great to see you!Copy !req
110. KERSLAM!Copy !req
111. Rei? What are you doing here?Copy !req
112. O-oh, you know!
He just came to say goodbye to me!Copy !req
113. Lum.Copy !req
114. WHACK!Copy !req
115. I see what's going on here, Lum.Copy !req
116. Ran, my sweet!Copy !req
117. WHACK!Copy !req
118. Dammit! You're all desperate for Rei
now that he's no longer yours!Copy !req
119. You've got it all wrong!Copy !req
120. WHACK!Copy !req
121. And after you gave me that kiss...Copy !req
122. you're breaking my heart, Rei!Copy !req
123. A kiss...Copy !req
124. BWAH?Copy !req
125. Come on, Rei!
Don't you remember anything?Copy !req
126. I was so happy...Copy !req
127. But you don't even remember...Copy !req
128. Unbelievable!Copy !req
129. This is too cruel!Copy !req
130. You poor thing. Feel free to cry on my lap.Copy !req
131. Oh, Ran...Copy !req
132. Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
133. Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
134. SMACK!Copy !req
135. Just leave me alone!Copy !req
136. The cat says ya should perk up
and try eatin' this!Copy !req
137. A taiyaki waffle...Copy !req
138. Seeing this just brings back
too many sad memories for me.Copy !req
139. GOBBLECopy !req
140. I'll devour it!Copy !req
141. Screw the waffle!Copy !req
142. And these stupid memories!Copy !req
143. Rei?Copy !req
144. The anko...Copy !req
145. SMOOOOOOCHCopy !req
146. PITTER-PATTERCopy !req
147. This...Copy !req
148. THIS IS THE HAPPIEST MOMENT OF MY LIIIIIIIIIFE!Copy !req
149. THIS IS THE HAPPIEST MOMENT OF MY LIIIIIIIIIFE!Copy !req
150. Not my Ran...
THIS IS THE HAPPIEST MOMENT OF MY LIIIIIIIIIFE!Copy !req
151. Lum!Copy !req
152. What's the big deal?Copy !req
153. PURE JOOOOOOOOOOOOOY!Copy !req
154. PURE JOOOOOOOOOOOOOY!Copy !req
155. So, Ran.Copy !req
156. Memories and a Close Call...Copy !req
157. What is it?Copy !req
158. I honestly don't understand why
you'd want to have tea with me.Copy !req
159. What makes you say that?Copy !req
160. You're the only friend that
I have on Earth, Lummy-poo.Copy !req
161. And I don't want to be my lonesome!Copy !req
162. Well, your personality always changes
at the drop of a hat.Copy !req
163. It really freaks me out.Copy !req
164. Oh please!
The blame for that lies entirely on you.Copy !req
165. How does that work?Copy !req
166. Let's see.
Remember back when we were five?Copy !req
167. You came over to my place for a sleepover...Copy !req
168. Listen, Ran. No wetting the bed, ya hear?Copy !req
169. You're in for a heap of trouble
if it happens again.Copy !req
170. G'night, Ran! And little Lum!Copy !req
171. Actually, I got in trouble
for doing it yesterday.Copy !req
172. Switcharoo!Copy !req
173. It wasn't my fault!Copy !req
174. Are ya crazy?
You were sleepin' right on top of the stain!Copy !req
175. Because Lum switched places with me!Copy !req
176. What?Copy !req
177. Be honest, Lum. Did you do it?Copy !req
178. I won't stand for any wrongdoing
around here, missy!Copy !req
179. Even though you're a visitor,
I can still punish you!Copy !req
180. W-well, it wasn't me...Copy !req
181. What?Copy !req
182. Ran!Copy !req
183. If Lum says she didn't do it,
then it must have been you!Copy !req
184. Trying to pin the blame on someone elseCopy !req
185. is one of the most awful things
you can do as a person!Copy !req
186. That's just everyday stuff for little kids!Copy !req
187. D-don't you dare give me that crap!Copy !req
188. It's what happened after...!Copy !req
189. There was more that happened afterwards.Copy !req
190. Think back carefully.Copy !req
191. Sorry Ran...Copy !req
192. I don't wanna talk to you anymore, Lum!Copy !req
193. I'll give you my doll, okay?Copy !req
194. You will?Copy !req
195. Yeah, for sure!Copy !req
196. But I thought you'd never
let go of your favorite doll...Copy !req
197. It's okay, it's yours!Copy !req
198. So next time, you should come over
to my place for a sleepover!Copy !req
199. What a beautiful story of friendship.Copy !req
200. Just shut up and stop trying to
change the friggin' subjectCopy !req
201. before I get to the most important part!Copy !req
202. Can I hug it while I sleep?Copy !req
203. You can do whatever
because it's your doll now!Copy !req
204. Thanks!Copy !req
205. POPCopy !req
206. Switcharoo!Copy !req
207. Good morning!Copy !req
208. Oh, hello there!Copy !req
209. We weren't expecting you to come so early.Copy !req
210. I was just worried and wanted to make sure
my little Ran wasn't causing ya any trouble.Copy !req
211. Heavens no, she's been an absolute angel.Copy !req
212. Oh no, not again!Copy !req
213. It's nothing to fret about.
She's still young.Copy !req
214. Ran!Copy !req
215. DARN IT!Copy !req
216. IT'S BAD ENOUGH YA DO IT AT HOME,
BUT THIS IS EVEN WORSE!Copy !req
217. It wasn't my fault!Copy !req
218. Oh please, don't be mad at her.Copy !req
219. Thanks for having Ran over.
Sorry for the trouble.Copy !req
220. I'm gonna take her home now.Copy !req
221. You're more than welcome
to stay a little longer...Copy !req
222. Wait, Ran! Don't forget this!Copy !req
223. Whaddya mean, Lum?Copy !req
224. That doll is yer favorite toy, isn't it?Copy !req
225. I gave it to Ran!Copy !req
226. Oh my, you're such a sweet girl, Lum!Copy !req
227. Ran! Ya should learn from her example!Copy !req
228. My mom was a real hellcat, ya know.Copy !req
229. After we got back, she spent
the whole afternoon yelling at me!Copy !req
230. Ah! One pudding a la mode, please!Copy !req
231. Right away, ma'am.Copy !req
232. Hey Ran! Let me get that for you!Copy !req
233. That's why I ordered it, stupid.Copy !req
234. I planned on having you
pay for me from the start.Copy !req
235. We had a bet once where the loser
had to treat the winner, remember?Copy !req
236. Back when we were eight years old...Copy !req
237. We're gonna hit it with a rock
and then run away!Copy !req
238. Whaaat?Copy !req
239. Whoever falls behind has to treat
the other to an ice cream!Copy !req
240. But that's dangerous!Copy !req
241. And I can't fly in the air like you can, Lum...Copy !req
242. YOU JERKS!Copy !req
243. YOU JERKS!Copy !req
244. STOMP STOMPCopy !req
245. Oh no, there's a cliff!Copy !req
246. Just grab on to me!Copy !req
247. KAWHOMP!Copy !req
248. AFTERWARDSCopy !req
249. I told you it was dangerous!Copy !req
250. I'll treat you to an ice cream, okay?Copy !req
251. Except, when it ultimately came time to pay...Copy !req
252. Hey, Ran!Copy !req
253. You gotta pay for half of it!Copy !req
254. Huh? You just said you were
gonna buy me one!Copy !req
255. And I did, but you still have to treat me
to my ice cream, Ran.Copy !req
256. Huh?Copy !req
257. You fell behind earlier!Copy !req
258. So I won the bet that we made!Copy !req
259. Yeah, that makes perfect sense.Copy !req
260. Who cares if it make sense!Copy !req
261. There's a little thing called
showing sympathy, ya know!Copy !req
262. I was still forced to pay
the same amount in the end!Copy !req
263. Despite having my face smashed into a rock!Copy !req
264. It made me feel so stupid!Copy !req
265. I'm trying to hear you out,Copy !req
266. but all you've done is tell stories
that make me seem like the bad guy!Copy !req
267. WHAT?Copy !req
268. There are plenty of other times
I've stood up for you, Ran!Copy !req
269. Um...
There are plenty of other times
I've stood up for you, Ran!Copy !req
270. Not as far as I remember!Copy !req
271. Pardon me.Copy !req
272. Huh?Copy !req
273. Here... your pudding a la mode.Copy !req
274. Golly, I guess those times
must have slipped my mind.Copy !req
275. Please, do tell.Copy !req
276. There was a time at your house,
when we played darts...Copy !req
277. I got a bullseye!Copy !req
278. It's my turn!Copy !req
279. Go!Copy !req
280. Th-that's not good!
This is my mommy's favorite doll!Copy !req
281. Is something the matter?Copy !req
282. Mommy?Copy !req
283. What was that noise I just heard?Copy !req
284. Huh?Copy !req
285. My doll is...Copy !req
286. Sorry miss! It's my fault!Copy !req
287. Is that so, Lum?Copy !req
288. Hold on. This is one of Ran's darts!Copy !req
289. RAN!Copy !req
290. I honestly don't care about
what happened to my doll!Copy !req
291. But I'm upset with how you acted!Copy !req
292. Making it out to be your friend's fault
is totally not okay!Copy !req
293. Your obvious lies only made
the situation worse, dammit.Copy !req
294. I ended up with this personality
because of you!Copy !req
295. It's all your fault, Lum!Copy !req
296. You've had it easy your whole life
because you used me as friggin' foot stool!Copy !req
297. Huh?Copy !req
298. Hmph! Feeling awful about yourself yet?Copy !req
299. She's absolutely right.Copy !req
300. I've treated Ran so terribly all this time...Copy !req
301. I really need to learn from
my past mistakes...Copy !req
302. Ah! I feel so much better!Copy !req
303. Um, pardon me, miss.Copy !req
304. Yes?Copy !req
305. Your order of one soda, one fruit parfait,
and one pudding a la modeCopy !req
306. comes out to 1,580 yen.Copy !req
307. HERE'S YOUR DAMN MONEY!Copy !req
308. I SURE AS HELL WON'T FORGET THIS!Copy !req
309. MY RAGE WILL LIVE ON
INTO TOMORROOOOOOW!Copy !req
310. Demon ExterminatorsCopy !req
311. KotobukiCopy !req
312. Adverse EffectsCopy !req
313. Oh, hey, Lum.Copy !req
314. May I ask what you're roasting?Copy !req
315. Some taters?Copy !req
316. Not a potato.Copy !req
317. It's a newt.Copy !req
318. Why roast a newt?Copy !req
319. To make medicine.Copy !req
320. What kind of medicine is that?Copy !req
321. It's used in all sorts of treatments.Copy !req
322. For injuries, headaches, stamina boosters,Copy !req
323. stomachaches, colds, diabetes,
and even athlete's foot.Copy !req
324. Also for things like constipation
and hemorrhoids...Copy !req
325. Oh, and love potion.Copy !req
326. This place has a creepy vibe.Copy !req
327. Like a witches hut!Copy !req
328. H, I, J, K, L... Love.Copy !req
329. There we go! Love potion!Copy !req
330. LOVE POTIONCopy !req
331. Hurry up and make it!Copy !req
332. We'll help you!Copy !req
333. Lisen close and no mistakes, okay?Copy !req
334. One lizard tail, 10 grams of sugar crystals,
some cat whiskers...Copy !req
335. So, have you used this potion
before, Nurse Sakura?Copy !req
336. What?Copy !req
337. I never needed it because I attracted guys
with my own natural charm!Copy !req
338. Oh really?Copy !req
339. I see your hands trembling!Copy !req
340. That's a big load of hooey.Copy !req
341. I know you used a potion to seduce
that lover boy of yours.Copy !req
342. HEY! WHEN THE HELL DID YOU
SLINK IN HERE?Copy !req
343. What a waste of good ingredients.Copy !req
344. I doubt this schlock will even work.Copy !req
345. But it's gotta work, right?Copy !req
346. Yeah, there's living proof right here!Copy !req
347. Like I said, I never used the stupid potion!Copy !req
348. Okay, next... snake tongue, gelatin,
and a pinch of pepper.Copy !req
349. See? It's written all over your face.Copy !req
350. KA-THWACK!Copy !req
351. To top it off, one charred and minced newt.Copy !req
352. And it's complete!Copy !req
353. Wow!Copy !req
354. It looks like candy.Copy !req
355. Now, just go out there and make the
target of your affections swallow it.Copy !req
356. I'll never get how he manages to sleep
in broad daylight like this...Copy !req
357. STRETCHCopy !req
358. WHAM!Copy !req
359. I'm full!Copy !req
360. WHAT THE HELL!Copy !req
361. Darn it.
Why'd you have to go and wake up?Copy !req
362. Nobody could sleep through having
their face pulled on like this!Copy !req
363. I have some candy for you.Copy !req
364. I'll pass.Copy !req
365. It's really good!Copy !req
366. I know you're up to something.Copy !req
367. Well, it's a shame to let
Sakura's present go to waste...Copy !req
368. But whatever. I'll just eat it instead.Copy !req
369. Yummy.Copy !req
370. Hook, line, and sinker!Copy !req
371. Lum.Copy !req
372. What is it, darling?Copy !req
373. I think you're hella cute. Seriously.Copy !req
374. So you won't cheat on me anymore?Copy !req
375. Don't be ridiculous!
I've never cheated on you and never will!Copy !req
376. Squeee!Copy !req
377. Yeah. I only have eyes for you.Copy !req
378. The love potion actually works!Copy !req
379. Let's grab a bite to eat somewhere, my treat!Copy !req
380. That would be great!Copy !req
381. Pardon me.
May I have a moment of your time?Copy !req
382. Do you know where the
Ohshima family residence is?Copy !req
383. The Ohshima family?Copy !req
384. My condolences.Copy !req
385. I'm sorry to say that...Copy !req
386. a landslide on the hill behind them
wiped out their house recently.Copy !req
387. Huh?Copy !req
388. Wh-what happened to the people inside?Copy !req
389. Their desperate attempts to
put out the fire were futile,Copy !req
390. and old age ultimately broke up the family!Copy !req
391. Go down that alley.Copy !req
392. There is a small monument
that was erected in their honor.Copy !req
393. Oh my god! This can't be!Copy !req
394. Hold on, is there really a hill
behind the Ohshima's place?Copy !req
395. There totally is!Copy !req
396. Actually no. Actually yes.Copy !req
397. Something feels off about him.Copy !req
398. Huh? Is that you, Ataru?Copy !req
399. Mom?Copy !req
400. Where are you going?
It's almost time for us to have lunch.Copy !req
401. Mom...Copy !req
402. Listen, I've been hiding something from you.Copy !req
403. IT TURNS OUT THAT I'M NOT
ACTUALLY YOUR SON!Copy !req
404. WHOOOOOOOOOSHCopy !req
405. My birth parents...Copy !req
406. Their last words were for me to take
good care of you and Dad!Copy !req
407. I watched them die!Copy !req
408. W-well, that's news to me...Copy !req
409. Ataru? Where are you going?Copy !req
410. Out to search for my real parents.Copy !req
411. I'm never coming back home.Copy !req
412. FREEZECopy !req
413. Make sure to keep my lunch...
in the fridge.Copy !req
414. Gosh, your son must have hit puberty
a little late or something.Copy !req
415. He probably just ate something weird.Copy !req
416. Now who should I get to eat this?Copy !req
417. Hey, Shinobu!Copy !req
418. Oh. Hi there, Ataru.Copy !req
419. Shinobu!Copy !req
420. Listen, you're the only one for me!Copy !req
421. Uh, what?Copy !req
422. Quit it, darling!Copy !req
423. You're the only woman I care for.Copy !req
424. Wh-where is this coming from?Copy !req
425. What the heck is happening?Copy !req
426. I made him take the love potion
but it isn't working!Copy !req
427. Huh?Copy !req
428. Well, maybe this potion actually
makes them fall in love indiscriminately...Copy !req
429. Indiscriminately?Copy !req
430. My heart has always been yours.Copy !req
431. I've never had my sights on
anyone but you, babe!Copy !req
432. Are you serious, Ataru?Copy !req
433. KERSMACK!Copy !req
434. That's nothing but a big fat lie!Copy !req
435. Demon ExterminatorsCopy !req
436. Hm. So, here's the thing.Copy !req
437. It turns out that we actually made
a "loud" potion instead.Copy !req
438. "Loud" potion...?Copy !req
439. It's a drug that turns people
into loudmouthed liars.Copy !req
440. See?Copy !req
441. The "loud" potion and "love" potion
are right next to each other.Copy !req
442. An easy mistake to make.Copy !req
443. That sucks.Copy !req
444. I was planning to give this
to Mendo tomorrow!Copy !req
445. Sounds like a great idea to me.Copy !req
446. It would be funny to see him take it!Copy !req
447. Hey.Copy !req
448. Have you ever seen me cheat on a girl before?Copy !req
449. Never, right?Copy !req
450. On the next episode of "Urusei Yatsura"!Copy !req
451. Family Feud!Copy !req
452. Hello, Sailor Suit!Copy !req
453. YOU DUMBASS OCEAN!Copy !req