1. Okay! Look over here, Lum-chan!Copy !req
2. Ready? Here we go!Copy !req
3. Say cheese!Copy !req
4. That looks great on you!Copy !req
5. It's so wonderful having a girl in the house.Copy !req
6. Formal attire is always
best suited to young ladies.Copy !req
7. Don't you think so, dear?Copy !req
8. Yep, that's for sure.Copy !req
9. Boys are just totally bland in comparison.Copy !req
10. Do you want to take more pictures?Copy !req
11. Of course!Copy !req
12. All right. It's time to eat.Copy !req
13. I can't wait to dig in!Copy !req
14. Darling! Over here!Copy !req
15. What's gotten you all grumpy, Ataru?Copy !req
16. Sorry, I'm not a girl.Copy !req
17. Oh!Copy !req
18. Just imagine how tough it would be
if Ataru had been born a girl!Copy !req
19. A female Ataru...Copy !req
20. More like "Atako-chan", huh?Copy !req
21. I bet she wouldn't have a pretty face.Copy !req
22. Come now!Copy !req
23. You can't say it out loud, Honey.Copy !req
24. Oops, my bad. Sorry!Copy !req
25. I'm not putting up with
that kind of hostility!Copy !req
26. What is this thing?Copy !req
27. W-What the hell...?Copy !req
28. Ten-chan is HereCopy !req
29. This can be stretched... this long.Copy !req
30. It's called "mochi".Copy !req
31. Mom, the child you ordered has arrived.Copy !req
32. Huh?Copy !req
33. Let go of me!
You can't treat me like this!Copy !req
34. A boy? A girl?Copy !req
35. You want to say you'd raise her if it's a girl?Copy !req
36. Still not getting over it? You're so whiny!Copy !req
37. Let me go right now!Copy !req
38. Oh! It's Ten-chan!Copy !req
39. Lum-chan! It's you!Copy !req
40. Come here, my Ten-chan!Copy !req
41. Hooray!Copy !req
42. Aw, look at you go!Copy !req
43. So fast!Copy !req
44. So quick!Copy !req
45. That's "fast"?Copy !req
46. So fast, so quick!Copy !req
47. You're such a speedster!Copy !req
48. Hooray!Copy !req
49. He's my cousin, Ten-chan.Copy !req
50. She's my cousin, Lum-chan!Copy !req
51. Humm...Copy !req
52. Ten-chan, you even know this place?Copy !req
53. I asked them to send me here!Copy !req
54. I see... No wonder there's a tag behind you.Copy !req
55. Ten-chan, how smart you are!Copy !req
56. Cheers to the composed
postman who delivered you...Copy !req
57. Cheers.Copy !req
58. Dammit.Copy !req
59. Since it's January, I finally could
go visit Sakura-san but...Copy !req
60. This is so exciting!Copy !req
61. Why did you have to bring this kid with you!Copy !req
62. He's being a good kid though.Copy !req
63. Yeah! I'm a good kid!Copy !req
64. Huh... I'm not sure of that...Copy !req
65. As long as you don't thwart
my romance with Sakura-san...Copy !req
66. Hey!Copy !req
67. W-What's your problem?Copy !req
68. They said you're Lum-chan's darling?Copy !req
69. I don't acknowledge that.Copy !req
70. What are you, stupid?Copy !req
71. She decided so without asking my permission!Copy !req
72. I'm the one who's troubled by her decision.Copy !req
73. Whoa!Copy !req
74. Kachi-Kachi Yama is a Japanese folktale that features a tanuki on fire.Copy !req
75. Ah! It's Kachi-Kachi Yama!Copy !req
76. Look how fast he runs!Copy !req
77. Pardon me!Copy !req
78. Youkai ExterminatorsCopy !req
79. Sakura-sensei!Copy !req
80. Happy New YearCopy !req
81. Oh?Copy !req
82. So this is your cousin, Lum?Copy !req
83. I am, Ten-chan!Copy !req
84. Aw, how cute!Copy !req
85. Just adorable!Copy !req
86. Well, I'm Shinobu.Copy !req
87. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
88. Nice to meet you!Copy !req
89. Um, so you're Shinobu-neechan and over there is...Copy !req
90. Greetings. I am Sakura.Copy !req
91. Sakura-neechan. Such a great name!Copy !req
92. What's with this brat? Only friendly towards girls.Copy !req
93. Thank you.Copy !req
94. Not only that,
but I think you're both super pretty!Copy !req
95. Oh.Copy !req
96. Is that so? Well, aren't you
just the cutest thing?Copy !req
97. A true beauty indeed.Copy !req
98. Don't need you to remind me.Copy !req
99. Oh my!Copy !req
100. Seems everyone is here.Copy !req
101. Happy new year.Copy !req
102. Ran-chan!Copy !req
103. Why are you here? What's the occasion?Copy !req
104. Right now, she's working as
a part time miko for us.Copy !req
105. That's right! Tee-hee!Copy !req
106. Great. Come on! Sit here!Copy !req
107. Hi, Ran-chan!Copy !req
108. Huh? It's Ten-chan!Copy !req
109. What is Ten-chan doing here!Copy !req
110. Yay!Copy !req
111. Hey, little one. You know who Ran is?Copy !req
112. Yep! Ran-chan actually lives
right next door to my family!Copy !req
113. Shhh! Shhh!Copy !req
114. Ten-chan lives on Oni Planet.Copy !req
115. And Ran-chan is his neighbor, which means...Copy !req
116. Is Ran-chan by any chance an alien?Copy !req
117. Yep! She's an alien like us!Copy !req
118. Lum, you jerk!Copy !req
119. Taking advantage of the kid,
trying to expose my identity.Copy !req
120. That's a filthy move!Copy !req
121. But... I won't fall for that!Copy !req
122. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
123. But we've already met before!Copy !req
124. Geez,Copy !req
125. you must have mistaken me for
someone who really looks like me.Copy !req
126. What? So you're not Ran-chan?Copy !req
127. I'm the other Ran-chan.Copy !req
128. Well, that would make the most sense.Copy !req
129. They do say that everyone has
up to three look-alikes out in the world.Copy !req
130. She's totally flipped the situation around.Copy !req
131. So adorable.Copy !req
132. Even though you try to brazen it out,
you won't deceive the eyes of a child!Copy !req
133. Oh? What are you talking about, Lum-chan?Copy !req
134. I mean, it's about time you confessed about...Copy !req
135. There's one bed wetter here!Copy !req
136. You guys heard it?Copy !req
137. Not a word.Copy !req
138. Well then, here's the next verse...Copy !req
139. "The ancient Yae Sakura in the palace of Nara."Copy !req
140. Here!Copy !req
141. I'm too late.Copy !req
142. "It is by its breath, that autumn's leaves of trees and grass..."Copy !req
143. Here!Copy !req
144. Damn. Late again.Copy !req
145. "The spring passed and the summer comes..."Copy !req
146. Oh. Where is it...Copy !req
147. Yay. I found it.Copy !req
148. Here!Copy !req
149. Ow!Copy !req
150. Hot! Hot! Hot!Copy !req
151. What are you doing, you brat!Copy !req
152. That's what you get
for trying to grab Ran-chan's hand!Copy !req
153. Damn it.Copy !req
154. I've had enough of this Hyakunin Isshu game.Copy !req
155. Every time I reach for the card,
a sticky hand would follow. Intolerable.Copy !req
156. Neither can I tolerate being burnt
for wanting to hold the girls' hands.Copy !req
157. I prefer celebrating new year's day
with a talent show!Copy !req
158. WestCopy !req
159. EastCopy !req
160. New Year'sCopy !req
161. Hidden Talent
Show!Copy !req
162. Anyone has something to show us?Copy !req
163. She said a talent show!Copy !req
164. Ten-chan, show us something fun.Copy !req
165. Okay, I can fly!Copy !req
166. Wow, so quick!Copy !req
167. Wow, so fast!Copy !req
168. Oh...?Copy !req
169. So slow! You dumb turtle!Copy !req
170. Sun is setting.Copy !req
171. What's wrong? Hurry it up!Copy !req
172. Wonderful! Amazing!Copy !req
173. You moved so fast!Copy !req
174. You're such a speedster!Copy !req
175. That was most impressive, indeed!Copy !req
176. Darn it! You must be kidding me!Copy !req
177. Darling?Copy !req
178. Are you okay, darling?Copy !req
179. Ran-chan! You're worried about me?Copy !req
180. Yes.Copy !req
181. Yeah, now way!
This is all for my revenge on Lum!Copy !req
182. Lum-chan is really soft towards that kid.Copy !req
183. I totally agree.Copy !req
184. She must value that kid more than you.Copy !req
185. I gradually... came to realize that.Copy !req
186. Poor Darling.Copy !req
187. Lum-chan is so mean.Copy !req
188. Ran-chan.Copy !req
189. I'm touched that you would
shed tears for me.Copy !req
190. I'll always be on your side, Darling.Copy !req
191. Ran-chan...Copy !req
192. Darling...Copy !req
193. I'm fed up! You little brat!Copy !req
194. Stop right there!Copy !req
195. It won't work!Copy !req
196. What is going on?Copy !req
197. Fire, get him!Copy !req
198. I'll get you!Copy !req
199. Darling, he's just a kid.Copy !req
200. There's no escape!Copy !req
201. Darling! You're acting like a toddler!Copy !req
202. Don't stop me! I'm gonna win!Copy !req
203. Enough!Copy !req
204. You need to cool off!Copy !req
205. Wow, Sakura-neechan... you're so amazing!Copy !req
206. Jeez, Ataru-kun.Copy !req
207. Getting into a serious fight with
a kid is a new low for you.Copy !req
208. Ten-chan is just being jealous.Copy !req
209. What do you mean?Copy !req
210. Because he thought you stole me.Copy !req
211. Isn't that cute?Copy !req
212. "Cute" is not the word I'd use.Copy !req
213. Ran-chan! You're also giving up on me!Copy !req
214. I must go with the flow, no?Copy !req
215. Seems like the fire has started to go out.Copy !req
216. Wow!Copy !req
217. A good and helpful boy.Copy !req
218. My loving heart just got lit up too.Copy !req
219. What an eyesore.Copy !req
220. He's occupying my desk.Copy !req
221. I'll never be able to study like this!Copy !req
222. Darling! Ten-chan is still just a child.Copy !req
223. Can't you play nice
and cut him a little more slack?Copy !req
224. What an eyesore.Copy !req
225. He's occupying my desk.Copy !req
226. Ten-chan, what are you doing over there?Copy !req
227. It's finished!Copy !req
228. Guess what? I was writing a letter!Copy !req
229. A letter, huh?Copy !req
230. Hey, Lum-chan? Will you translate
this into Earthling for me?Copy !req
231. Sure thing!Copy !req
232. Who are you even sending it to?Copy !req
233. Let's see...Copy !req
234. "I'll be waiting at 1 PM tomorrow,"Copy !req
235. Uh-huh, uh-huh.Copy !req
236. "come to the Black Peanut café,
so we can settle things between us."Copy !req
237. A challenge letter?Copy !req
238. "I won't give up.
I'll die if you don't come."Copy !req
239. A threat letter?Copy !req
240. "I'll venture my life tomorrow."Copy !req
241. "To Sakura-neechan, who I love dearly."Copy !req
242. So it's a love letter!Copy !req
243. And to Sakura-san of all people?Copy !req
244. Okay, okay. Ten-chan, you're so good at this.Copy !req
245. I also think it's well-written.Copy !req
246. Hold up. Are you trying to ask her
out on a date with that letter?Copy !req
247. Yeah, that's right.Copy !req
248. I hope you won't be turned down so quickly.Copy !req
249. Heh.Copy !req
250. Do you want some advice or what?Copy !req
251. Gonna teach me something wrong?Copy !req
252. There's a very standard approach
when it comes to dating.Copy !req
253. Do you know what it is?Copy !req
254. I'm the man who's called the king of dates.Copy !req
255. Let me help you finish your love letter.Copy !req
256. S-Sensei!Copy !req
257. Youkai ExterminatorsCopy !req
258. I'm home!Copy !req
259. Welcome back, Sakura.Copy !req
260. There's a letter for you.Copy !req
261. Interesting.Copy !req
262. I don't see the sender's name anywhere.Copy !req
263. "To Sakura-sama, who I love dearly."Copy !req
264. Oh jeez, it's another love letter.Copy !req
265. "I want everything you have to offer."Copy !req
266. Talk about cliché.Copy !req
267. "I wanna get a good taste of those
cherry-red lips of yours...Copy !req
268. and lock our tongues together"?Copy !req
269. Huh?Copy !req
270. "Then I wanna lay my hands on
your pink *******,Copy !req
271. so I can ***** them before
♪ those **** like a baby."Copy !req
272. What's the matter, Sakura?Copy !req
273. Repulsive!Copy !req
274. I won't stand for this stupidity!Copy !req
275. Sakura, going out again?Copy !req
276. I'll be back after beating a twerp up!Copy !req
277. Please settle it in a gentle way!Copy !req
278. A Date for Just the Two of UsCopy !req
279. It must be a prank
by the student from my school.Copy !req
280. THE SUPERCHARGED ROCKET BOOSTER STRONG GOLD!Copy !req
281. Break Your Limits with Unlimited Vitality!Copy !req
282. Warts, Hemorrhoids, Anal prolapse, etcCopy !req
283. Useful forCopy !req
284. THE NUMBER 1 BEST SELLER BLACK LIZARD
Traditional Medicine TURBO!Copy !req
285. Can't believe they picked
this place for meeting up.Copy !req
286. They have to compensate me for this.Copy !req
287. Huh? She came!Copy !req
288. It's true! There she is!Copy !req
289. She really showed up!Copy !req
290. I guess this means that love letter you
wrote must have really done the job!Copy !req
291. I gotta say, I'm actually impressed with you!Copy !req
292. Amazing, aren't I?Copy !req
293. It's odd... Normally, she wouldn't come...Copy !req
294. Wait, could it be...?Copy !req
295. She's actually quite lecherous!Copy !req
296. I'll beat you up...Copy !req
297. I'll waste you!Copy !req
298. Um...Copy !req
299. Um, aren't you...?Copy !req
300. Did you read the letter I sent you?Copy !req
301. Wait, did you say letter?Copy !req
302. You don't mean the one that said,Copy !req
303. "I wanna get a good taste of those
cherry-red lips of yours"?Copy !req
304. And "I wanna lay my hands on
your pink *******,Copy !req
305. so I can ***** them before
♪ those **** like a baby."Copy !req
306. That letter?Copy !req
307. Uh-huh.Copy !req
308. Those were your words?
You wrote it?Copy !req
309. That doesn't matter!Copy !req
310. C'mon, let's go!
I'm your guide for today!Copy !req
311. Uh, well, okay...Copy !req
312. What now?Copy !req
313. I can't possibly inflict harm on a child like this.Copy !req
314. Wahoo!Copy !req
315. Darling, what's got you so upset?Copy !req
316. Whatever. It's only a matter of time
before that little booger gets dumped.Copy !req
317. Because the date course
that I planned for themCopy !req
318. is packed to the brim
with wild adult fantasies.Copy !req
319. I have no idea what you're
rambling on about.Copy !req
320. Our first stop is a café to drink some tea!Copy !req
321. Then we'll see movie!Copy !req
322. Sure. Sounds good.Copy !req
323. What a happy day! I'm on my first date!Copy !req
324. It's cute to see you all excited.Copy !req
325. Hooray!Copy !req
326. No matter how precocious they seem,
kids are still kids in the end.Copy !req
327. Everything's gone smoothly so far.Copy !req
328. Hey! We made it!Copy !req
329. This is the café that we're going to!Copy !req
330. Okay, that's great.Copy !req
331. Cafe for CouplesCopy !req
332. Canoodling TimesCopy !req
333. Tsuyuo-san, that was so bold of you!Copy !req
334. You too, Menko-san.Copy !req
335. But...Copy !req
336. Hm? What's the matter?Copy !req
337. That bold Tsuyuo-san is... so hand-some.Copy !req
338. M-Menko-san...Copy !req
339. Menko-chan, you really got me infatuated.Copy !req
340. I could say the same, Tsuyuo-san!Copy !req
341. Menko-san, I'm infatuated with you.Copy !req
342. Come on! Let's get in!Copy !req
343. Wait a minute!Copy !req
344. Noooo!Copy !req
345. It must be that cafe, or it won't work!Copy !req
346. Sheesh! Don't cry so loud!Copy !req
347. Is it really worth crying?Copy !req
348. I worked so hard to plan
the perfect date for today,Copy !req
349. but it didn't make you happy at all!Copy !req
350. I'm not sure what to say...Copy !req
351. I just wanted you to try to
understand the naive heart of a boy.Copy !req
352. "Naive"? You must be kidding.Copy !req
353. All right.Copy !req
354. From now on,
I'll do whatever you want to do.Copy !req
355. Don't!Copy !req
356. Do you mean it?Copy !req
357. Uh... yeah.Copy !req
358. This is so yummy!Copy !req
359. Mm.Copy !req
360. Why that cocky brat...!Copy !req
361. This way! Over here!Copy !req
362. We're going to the theater
to watch this movie!Copy !req
363. Crazy Honeymoon Travel
A Married Woman's Self-Indulgent TripCopy !req
364. We're going to watch this?Copy !req
365. Yep!Copy !req
366. No! Absolutely no!Copy !req
367. Uh...Copy !req
368. That's not fair, you said you were
gonna do whatever I wanted!Copy !req
369. Enough! Stop crying! I'll do it!Copy !req
370. Really?Copy !req
371. Jeez, the things I put up with...Copy !req
372. That brat is too damn persistent!Copy !req
373. Are you sure, Madam?
There's no going back after this.Copy !req
374. Yes, Saitou-san. I'm sure.Copy !req
375. Give it to me. This is what I want!Copy !req
376. All right. Then, here we go...Copy !req
377. Oh, it moved!Copy !req
378. Ahhh! So quick! No one's ever gone this fast before!Copy !req
379. Not over yet! I got much more to show!Copy !req
380. Oh, amazing! No, I'm losing it!Copy !req
381. We'll arrive in no time!Copy !req
382. Goodbye now.Copy !req
383. Take a look, Madam.
It's much larger than usual tonight.Copy !req
384. Oh, Nakano-san! Something this big
definitely won't fit in me.Copy !req
385. It's all right. We'll just take it nice and slow.Copy !req
386. What's the point of putting that inside her?Copy !req
387. Here we go!Copy !req
388. Doesn't matter. Quiet.Copy !req
389. Mmph! It's inside! It actually fit!Copy !req
390. Oh, Madam! You're amazing! Just incredible!Copy !req
391. What a silly movie.Copy !req
392. Do it again, Nakano-san!Copy !req
393. I can't believe a movie
this boring actually exists.Copy !req
394. I need more! I haven't had enough!Copy !req
395. Don't worry, Madam.
We're far from done.Copy !req
396. Here!Copy !req
397. Wait, Nakano-san. You can't!Copy !req
398. That's definitely too much.Copy !req
399. Hey, darling!Copy !req
400. Shush!Copy !req
401. Feast your eyes, Madam.Copy !req
402. What is that?Copy !req
403. I guarantee you've never seen
anything as hot and slick as this.Copy !req
404. Don't talk to me. You're distracting me!Copy !req
405. Oh please, no! I won't be able to resist the urge!Copy !req
406. See? What's that? What's that?Copy !req
407. I've never seen something like that!Copy !req
408. Give in to desire, Madam!Copy !req
409. Don't hold yourself back. Come on! Do it!Copy !req
410. What is that?Copy !req
411. Ahhh! It's so hot! I'm burning up!Copy !req
412. Geez! Can't you stay quiet! You're not a baby!Copy !req
413. Oh my! Mizuguchi-san!Copy !req
414. Why are you two here? How did you get in?Copy !req
415. The way it moves is just incredible!Copy !req
416. How did you get inside?Copy !req
417. That's right, Madam.Copy !req
418. Nice to see you, though at an odd place.Copy !req
419. And we haven't even gotten to the impressive part yet.Copy !req
420. No wonder I've been feeling something is wrong...Copy !req
421. Watch this!Copy !req
422. Goodness me! It's so strong and hard!Copy !req
423. As expected, it's you behind all these!Copy !req
424. I don't know how much I can take!Copy !req
425. Ah, Mizuguchi-san!Copy !req
426. Darling! Look! Look!Copy !req
427. This is overwhelming! It's all over the place!Copy !req
428. Get ready for something even more amazing!Copy !req
429. A seal!Copy !req
430. Oh my!Copy !req
431. A sea lion!Copy !req
432. Ahh!Copy !req
433. A walrus!Copy !req
434. This has never happened before...Copy !req
435. Never seen such a naugh-ty bo-y.Copy !req
436. Seriously, I can't let my guard down for a minute!Copy !req
437. It just began to get interesting...Copy !req
438. Except you're not old enough for that yet!Copy !req
439. What a nice nap...Copy !req
440. Next up is the hotel!Copy !req
441. You idiot! What did you teach that kid!Copy !req
442. You're mistaken! I didn't teach him!Copy !req
443. Go dine next. After that,
try to persuade her in the park.Copy !req
444. Huh?Copy !req
445. You screwed it all up, birdbrain!Copy !req
446. The hotel comes last!Copy !req
447. Oh, right!Copy !req
448. You can't deny it now, can you!Copy !req
449. Ah, it's evening now.Copy !req
450. I had so much fun today.Copy !req
451. But now the day is over.Copy !req
452. Sakura-neechan! The fun is actually just about to begin!Copy !req
453. Sun has set.Copy !req
454. A good boy should go home now.Copy !req
455. We haven't gone to the hotel yet!Copy !req
456. Huh?Copy !req
457. Do you...Copy !req
458. really understand what you are saying?Copy !req
459. Please marry me!Copy !req
460. There are too many hurdles in my life.Copy !req
461. Sorry, but I can't.Copy !req
462. Whoa! She has a ring!Copy !req
463. What?Copy !req
464. N-Not Sakura-sensei!Copy !req
465. Sakura! You're getting married?Copy !req
466. M-m—Copy !req
467. Married?Copy !req
468. How could you, Sakura!
When you already have a guy like me?Copy !req
469. Keep dreaming.Copy !req
470. Well... I'm guessing this means
that I've been rejected.Copy !req
471. That's okay. At the very least,
I know when to call it quits.Copy !req
472. I'm glad you understand.Copy !req
473. You're taking this pretty well!Copy !req
474. But... I also know...Copy !req
475. It's all your fault!Copy !req
476. Ow! Hot, hot, hot!Copy !req
477. Huh! Now you learned your lesson!Copy !req
478. Jerk!Copy !req
479. Oh, come on!Copy !req
480. What's wrong with "knowing when to quit"!Copy !req
481. On the next episode of Urusei Yatsura.Copy !req
482. The Great Off-Campus Snack BattleCopy !req
483. A Gift from Ten!Copy !req
484. This must be destiny!
It was all destined to happen!Copy !req