1. Tomobiki High SchoolCopy !req
2. Oh good heavens.Copy !req
3. Attending Parents' Day is
so bad for my nerves.Copy !req
4. I couldn't convince my husband
to come instead,Copy !req
5. which means I have to suffer through
another awful humiliationCopy !req
6. because of that dang Ataru!Copy !req
7. Here!
My word, look at that child reading comics!Copy !req
8. Pick me!
My word, look at that child reading comics!Copy !req
9. I can answer!
My word, look at that child reading comics!Copy !req
10. Well, whatever.Copy !req
11. I'll just pretend I'm someone else
that's not related to him.Copy !req
12. Oh! Good day...
I'll just pretend I'm someone else
that's not related to him.Copy !req
13. Oh! Good day...
Fortunately, there should not be anyone
who knows me in his new class.Copy !req
14. You're Ataru's mother, right?
Fortunately, there should not be anyone
who knows me in his new class.Copy !req
15. You're Ataru's mother, right?Copy !req
16. KERSNAP!Copy !req
17. Would you care to go together?Copy !req
18. Oh, hello!Copy !req
19. I see that you know who I am,
but who are you...?Copy !req
20. Have you forgotten?
I'm Shinobu's mother!Copy !req
21. Someone does know me...Copy !req
22. I heard that their homeroom teacher
is out sick today.Copy !req
23. I just hope nothing goes wildly wrong...Copy !req
24. BWAMOOMOOOOOO!Copy !req
25. W-wow, someone came in an oxcart!Copy !req
26. Well, they must surely have nothing to do with us!Copy !req
27. Milady. We have arrived at the school.Copy !req
28. Such a gaudy way to travel...Copy !req
29. Who on earth could it be?Copy !req
30. Hold on!
Who on earth could it be?Copy !req
31. Animals aren't allowed on school grounds.Copy !req
32. Keep your mouth shut.Copy !req
33. Do you have any idea
who you're dealing with?Copy !req
34. Pardon, miss.
Have we met somewhere before?Copy !req
35. Y-you boorish oaf!Copy !req
36. A man of your stature
may not address her directly!Copy !req
37. Why the heck not?Copy !req
38. I don't understand what's going on...Copy !req
39. WHRRCopy !req
40. You're talking to...Copy !req
41. WHRRCopy !req
42. so have some respect!Copy !req
43. Huh? What'd you say?Copy !req
44. Like I just said!Copy !req
45. WHRRCopy !req
46. have some respect!Copy !req
47. What? I can't hear you!Copy !req
48. KAFOOOOOM!Copy !req
49. D-do you suppose that's a spaceship?Copy !req
50. Well, it must surely have
nothing to do with us!Copy !req
51. What just happened?Copy !req
52. MILAAAAADY!Copy !req
53. Ah, ah, oheo, ah, eh, ah, eh, ohCopy !req
54. Ah, ah, oheo, ah, eh, ah, eh, ohCopy !req
55. Nee, sono kimi wa saCopy !req
56. Watashi ni chotto kyomi nai no? Ah, souCopy !req
57. Jaa iikaraCopy !req
58. Wasurete iya yappari wasurenaideCopy !req
59. Ah, mou doushiteCopy !req
60. Konna ni kimi oshi nanoniCopy !req
61. Kizukarenai honto modokashii waCopy !req
62. Eh, sonnaCopy !req
63. Kiitenai tte shiranai tteCopy !req
64. Watashi zenbu zenbu o wakatteitai no dame dayotte?Copy !req
65. Sonna koto iwaretemoCopy !req
66. Imi wakannai jan!Copy !req
67. Fukakai genshou ijou joushouCopy !req
68. Doko ga ii no nante yoku kikareru kedo saCopy !req
69. Wakaranai de ii yoCopy !req
70. Ai de aufrete afurete ah furete tamaranai dakeCopy !req
71. Ah, ah, oheo, ah, eh, ah, eh, ohCopy !req
72. Wakaranai yo kore nandarouCopy !req
73. Nante setsumei shiyouCopy !req
74. Ah, ah, oheo, ah, eh, ah, eh, ohCopy !req
75. Toriaezu watashi dake miteteyo nee!Copy !req
76. Ah, ah, oheo, ah, eh, ah, eh, ohCopy !req
77. Kokoro kyoro kyoro yurusanaiCopy !req
78. Isshun demo ichibyou demoCopy !req
79. Sowasowa shiteitaiCopy !req
80. Dakara issho ni iteCopy !req
81. Oh milady...Copy !req
82. I'm so relieved to know you're okay!Copy !req
83. Parents' Day HorrorsCopy !req
84. Is it just me or are they looking this way?Copy !req
85. I'm not really sure...Copy !req
86. The alien has landed!Copy !req
87. Huh?Copy !req
88. So, is this a friend of yours or what?Copy !req
89. I have no idea who she is!Copy !req
90. Is this another one of Ataru's girlfriends...?Copy !req
91. She clearly knows you.
Is this another one of Ataru's girlfriends...?Copy !req
92. Although, she seems a little too mature for that.Copy !req
93. Then again, I wouldn't put anything past him...Copy !req
94. HEEEEY!Copy !req
95. YOU RUDE LOT!Copy !req
96. This is the matron of the great
Mendo household over here!Copy !req
97. Show some respect already!Copy !req
98. Mumble, mumble, mumble...Copy !req
99. Okay!Copy !req
100. Listen up, commoners.Copy !req
101. Milady has a bone to pick with you
about her oxcart...Copy !req
102. Hi, Mommy!
Milady has a bone to pick with you
about her oxcart...Copy !req
103. It's been forever!Copy !req
104. Oh, Lum!Copy !req
105. Wow, so that's what Lum's mom looks like!Copy !req
106. I'm so happy you came!
She's just as much of a knockout as Lum is!Copy !req
107. She's just as much of a knockout as Lum is!Copy !req
108. Thank god.Copy !req
109. I wasn't sure how I should react if she
turned out to be Ataru's girlfriend...Copy !req
110. What a surprise to see you, Mother!Copy !req
111. You've been gone for the last 3 days or so.Copy !req
112. Oh, Young Master!Copy !req
113. Your mother was very keen on comingCopy !req
114. and actually travelled for 3 days
straight to get here by oxcart.Copy !req
115. I really don't understand how Mother's
distrust of machines runs so deep.Copy !req
116. By the way, how did this turn into such a circus?Copy !req
117. I'm so glad that you asked, sir!Copy !req
118. It's all because of that rabble rouser
of a woman over there!Copy !req
119. That beautiful lady? Really?Copy !req
120. You see, every time I try to speak,
I get rudely interrupted...Copy !req
121. What is it, Mother?
You see, every time I try to speak,
I get rudely interrupted...Copy !req
122. Um, Young Master!Copy !req
123. Please listen! All I've been trying to do...Copy !req
124. WHAAAT? You want me to complain to her?
is relay milady's words to the crowd...Copy !req
125. as per my duty.Copy !req
126. Now even the Young Master
is talking over my lines!Copy !req
127. This is just blatantly ridiculous!Copy !req
128. QUIT TALKING!
This is just blatantly ridiculous!Copy !req
129. So tell me, how is Ten doing?Copy !req
130. Miss Lum.Copy !req
131. Would you mind interpreting for me?Copy !req
132. Mumble, mumble, mumble...Copy !req
133. "I do not appreciate you destroying my oxcart."Copy !req
134. Okay!Copy !req
135. I do so appreciate you destroying that oxcart.Copy !req
136. Mumble, mumble, mumble...Copy !req
137. "You have caused grave offense
and insulted my honor."Copy !req
138. You have saved me from being a goner.Copy !req
139. "I will see to it that you pay dearly for this."Copy !req
140. Please allow me to pay you a reward.Copy !req
141. She says she's really happy
that you're satisfied.Copy !req
142. Uh, are you sure you translated
everything correctly?Copy !req
143. Well... some of the grammar
might have been off.Copy !req
144. Oh, madam!Copy !req
145. Hands off!Copy !req
146. THWACK!Copy !req
147. Mumble, mumble, mumble...Copy !req
148. YOUNG MASTER!Copy !req
149. THE MATRON OF THE HOUSE SAYSCopy !req
150. SHE DOESN'T RECALL RAISING YOU
TO BE SUCH A CRASS WISECRACKER!Copy !req
151. Cracker... cracker... cracker...Copy !req
152. Wahoo!Copy !req
153. I got to say my line! Nobody interu-Copy !req
154. KNOCK IT OFF!Copy !req
155. Wait, Mother! Just calm down! Please!Copy !req
156. She's asking what this is supposed to mean.Copy !req
157. Throwing a glove like that
can only mean one thing...Copy !req
158. she's proposing a duel!Copy !req
159. CREEPCopy !req
160. How dreadful.Copy !req
161. This has turned into
quite a royal mess, hasn't it?Copy !req
162. You never know with the Mendo family,Copy !req
163. CREEPCopy !req
164. they could pull out any kind
of crazy weapon!Copy !req
165. Yeah, but don't forget
they're fighting an ALIEN!Copy !req
166. "Please, madam! You have to reconsider!"Copy !req
167. "Think about the impact it would have
on our precious families!Copy !req
168. It's just too much!"Copy !req
169. Listen to reason, Mother!Copy !req
170. This is hardly worth getting into a duel over!Copy !req
171. "Very well. We'll just have to settle this."Copy !req
172. "To be frank..."Copy !req
173. "I'm both honored and overjoyed that you
would have your own son propose to me...Copy !req
174. but I will have to refrain
from marrying him."Copy !req
175. WHOMP!Copy !req
176. It wasn't that kind of "proposal"...Copy !req
177. Mumble, mumble, mumble...Copy !req
178. Yes, of course.Copy !req
179. You should go home and rest.Copy !req
180. Oh my! Is class finished already?Copy !req
181. Mama! Let's go home!Copy !req
182. There are parent-teacher conferences
being held in the afternoon...Copy !req
183. I have to attend those at the very least.Copy !req
184. I guess... my fever must be...
worse than I thought...Copy !req
185. Ouch!Copy !req
186. C'mon, it's time to go.Copy !req
187. Whew! I'm so glad that Ataru
didn't do anything stupid!Copy !req
188. Huh?Copy !req
189. Is this all the screentime that I ge-Copy !req
190. Top of the morning!Copy !req
191. Rise and shine, sleepyhead!Copy !req
192. You're going to have to skip
breakfast again if you don't get up!Copy !req
193. Then you'll be hungry all day!Copy !req
194. Just 5 more minutes...Copy !req
195. Jeez.Copy !req
196. Darling...Copy !req
197. WAKE YOUR BUTT UP THIS INSTANT!Copy !req
198. I have to say,Copy !req
199. it is such a big help when you get
this lazy bum out of bed, Lum.Copy !req
200. He used to be late to school
almost every day, you know.Copy !req
201. Well, that's what a wife does!Copy !req
202. Ataru really doesn't deserve you.Copy !req
203. That's for sure.Copy !req
204. Man, I can't even sleep in anymore!Copy !req
205. Ataru! Stop sticking so close to Lum!Copy !req
206. Shaddup! Lum's the one sticking to me!Copy !req
207. Good morning, Lum!Copy !req
208. Morning!Copy !req
209. Good morning!Copy !req
210. Huh?Copy !req
211. Is this a leaf? The color looks all weird.Copy !req
212. That's a maple leaf.Copy !req
213. Why are the colors different?Copy !req
214. Well, because it's fall.
All the leaves on these trees turn red.Copy !req
215. It's a beautiful sight.Copy !req
216. Really? Wow, I can't wait to see it!Copy !req
217. You'll probably be able to see them next week.Copy !req
218. Hey there, cutie! What class are you in?Copy !req
219. Hook me up with your digits
and your address!Copy !req
220. Darling!Copy !req
221. Quit trying to cheat on me!Copy !req
222. And there they go again.
Quit trying to cheat on me!Copy !req
223. The same old routine.
Quit trying to cheat on me!Copy !req
224. Quit trying to cheat on me!Copy !req
225. Since Your PartingCopy !req
226. Get a load of this.Copy !req
227. That's really cool, Moroboshi!Copy !req
228. You're so talented!Copy !req
229. Look, Lum is sewing!Copy !req
230. Miss Lum. May I ask what you're making?Copy !req
231. A present for my darling.Copy !req
232. For Moroboshi?Copy !req
233. Now for my special trick!Copy !req
234. Double!Copy !req
235. Incredible!Copy !req
236. Show us more!Copy !req
237. Go on a date with me and I will!Copy !req
238. Ataru's just never gonna learn, is he?Copy !req
239. Oh, then never mind.
Ataru's just never gonna learn, is he?Copy !req
240. Don't be like that!
Ataru's just never gonna learn, is he?Copy !req
241. Who tries to pick up chick with yo-yos?Copy !req
242. Whatever, man, this is the kinda stuff
that I wanna do at my age!Copy !req
243. Keep at it.Copy !req
244. Sooner or later even Miss Lum
will want nothing to do with you.Copy !req
245. Like I give a crap!Copy !req
246. Is that so?Copy !req
247. Uh oh, here comes the electricity!Copy !req
248. Actually...Copy !req
249. I'm worried about you, darling.Copy !req
250. Huh?Copy !req
251. Because whenever I'm not watching,Copy !req
252. you always do the most stupidest things.Copy !req
253. Where is this coming from all of a sudden?Copy !req
254. If I may, Miss Lum, he does incredibly
stupid things even when you are watching.Copy !req
255. Yeah, I guess you're right.Copy !req
256. I'm too scared of Lum
to be doing anything stupid!Copy !req
257. He sounds proud of it...Copy !req
258. Shinobu!Copy !req
259. Look! Isn't this super cool?Copy !req
260. Come on, Mendo.
Let's go somewhere else.Copy !req
261. Wait a second! Just watch!Copy !req
262. I can do three at once! See?Copy !req
263. It's done!Copy !req
264. Darling!Copy !req
265. Make sure you get up on time
in the morning, okay?Copy !req
266. Starting tomorrow, I'll be...Copy !req
267. Whatever, just leave me alone!Copy !req
268. Don't be ridiculous!Copy !req
269. I'm being a caring wife, darling!Copy !req
270. Is that what you call the violent
wake up call I get every morning?Copy !req
271. And the electric shocks
I get on the way to school?Copy !req
272. Put yourself in my shoes for a damn minute!Copy !req
273. You're a huge pain in the ass!Copy !req
274. Good grief! What I wouldn't give
to go back to being free and single!Copy !req
275. Oh, did you finish it?Copy !req
276. I was curious about that. Let me see.Copy !req
277. No way!Copy !req
278. C'mon, what's the big deal?Copy !req
279. You clearly don't appreciate
what I bring to this relationship,Copy !req
280. so just leave me alone!Copy !req
281. Huh? Give me freakin' break!Copy !req
282. One minute you're up in my face
and the next you want me gone!Copy !req
283. Just how self-centered can you get?Copy !req
284. Ugh! Screw this!Copy !req
285. Darling? Listen, I...Copy !req
286. Goodnight!Copy !req
287. Darling...Copy !req
288. Bye-bye.Copy !req
289. Bye-bye!Copy !req
290. MoroboshiCopy !req
291. Ataru! Ataru!Copy !req
292. You're already running late!
Get downstairs right now!Copy !req
293. Argh, ouch...Copy !req
294. Huh? Where's Lum?Copy !req
295. On the double, mister!Copy !req
296. Crap!Copy !req
297. Hey, Ataru, where is Lum?Copy !req
298. Let me guess. Did she finally run out
of patience and dump your sorry butt?Copy !req
299. Gotta go!Copy !req
300. Made it in time!Copy !req
301. Sup?Copy !req
302. Yo.Copy !req
303. Moroboshi! Where's Miss Lum?Copy !req
304. She isn't here already?Copy !req
305. That's weird, you two always come together.Copy !req
306. Well, how about that?
Lum must have overslept!Copy !req
307. And after busting my chops so hard.Copy !req
308. Now she must be ashamed to even show up.Copy !req
309. Now's my chance!Copy !req
310. I can pick up all the chicks I want!Copy !req
311. Jeez, always so full of himself.Copy !req
312. MoroboshiCopy !req
313. I'm home!Copy !req
314. Welcome back.Copy !req
315. Was Lum at school today?Copy !req
316. Nope. I haven't seen her.Copy !req
317. Oh dear. Does that mean
she won't be joining us for dinner?Copy !req
318. Bye-bye.Copy !req
319. MoroboshiCopy !req
320. Ataru! Ataru!Copy !req
321. Good morning, Moroboshi.Copy !req
322. Morning!Copy !req
323. Yo.Copy !req
324. He's not his usual self.Copy !req
325. Hey, Ataru.
Is Lum staying home again today?Copy !req
326. Beats me.Copy !req
327. This is the third day!
Is she all right or what?Copy !req
328. What's that thing?Copy !req
329. Hey!Copy !req
330. Is this a Lum doll?Copy !req
331. Dude! Give it back!Copy !req
332. Only if you let me pay Lum a visit!Copy !req
333. Moroboshi.Copy !req
334. I'm willing to bet that Miss Lum...Copy !req
335. has dumped you.Copy !req
336. What on earth makes you say that?Copy !req
337. Just a gut feeling.Copy !req
338. I tend to pick up on these things.Copy !req
339. Anyway, it's totally baffling to me
that she didn't do it ages ago.Copy !req
340. Okay, smartass, what are you trying to imply?Copy !req
341. Money Defines The ManCopy !req
342. Life must be hard
with a doofus for a husband.Copy !req
343. I'm well aware.Copy !req
344. The Mendo Conglomerate
could easily pull some stringsCopy !req
345. MoneyCopy !req
346. and get your husband into
a top-class university, you know.Copy !req
347. However...Copy !req
348. SparkleCopy !req
349. you'll have to abandon him and
spend your life with me instead, baby!Copy !req
350. But I'm a married woman!Copy !req
351. Think it over carefully!Copy !req
352. Your answer will decide how bright
your husband's future is!Copy !req
353. Ahhh! What a pickle!Copy !req
354. Money Defines The ManCopy !req
355. Enough of this bullcrap...Copy !req
356. I KNOW YOU KIDNAPPED LUM,
YOU JERKFACE!Copy !req
357. DON'T SNAP AT ME FOR NO REASON,
YOU IDIOT!Copy !req
358. Give Lum back!Copy !req
359. I want her back!Copy !req
360. RIGHT NOW!Copy !req
361. And why the hell would I have any idea
where Miss Lum is?Copy !req
362. You seriously don't know?Copy !req
363. H-hold on! Has Miss Lum disappeared?Copy !req
364. Yeah. She's gone missing.Copy !req
365. What?Copy !req
366. WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY THAT
IN THE FIRST PLACE!Copy !req
367. Just let the Mendo Private
Police Force handle this!Copy !req
368. Listen up, men!Copy !req
369. This is a matter of Mendo family pride!Copy !req
370. Don't let the grass grow under your feet!Copy !req
371. Move quickly and find Miss Lum!Copy !req
372. Roger!Copy !req
373. WHO THE HELL TOLD YOU TO CUT THE GRASS?Copy !req
374. We're not letting it grow under our feet, sir!Copy !req
375. Miss Lum! Where are you?Copy !req
376. No sign of her!Copy !req
377. No sign of her!Copy !req
378. No sign of her!Copy !req
379. LOOK SOMEWHERE SHE MIGHT
ACTUALLY BE, DAMMIT!Copy !req
380. Hey! Are you there, Lum?Copy !req
381. Come out, Lum!
Hey! Are you there, Lum?Copy !req
382. Come out, Lum!Copy !req
383. She's not around here.Copy !req
384. Maybe she finally decided that
Ataru was hopelessCopy !req
385. and went back to her home planet.Copy !req
386. No way... that can't be...Copy !req
387. I refuse to believe it!Copy !req
388. Bank RobberCopy !req
389. Apprehended AgainCopy !req
390. Lum...Copy !req
391. Say it ain't so...Copy !req
392. Ya dummy!Copy !req
393. This is where ya gotta leave your official seal.Copy !req
394. Ugh! How long is this going to take?Copy !req
395. It's such a major headache!Copy !req
396. Ya have to renew your passport, sweetie.Copy !req
397. Otherwise ya can't stay on Earth.Copy !req
398. Think about it, Lum.Copy !req
399. Isn't it about time ya came home to us?Copy !req
400. I'm happy by my darling's side, thank you!Copy !req
401. Are the two of ya really living the good life?Copy !req
402. We sure are!Copy !req
403. I find that hard to believe!Copy !req
404. Settle down, honey.Copy !req
405. Bwah! What in blazes?Copy !req
406. Dad! You're not supposed to touch that!Copy !req
407. Leaving me nothing but this doll...Copy !req
408. That stupid Lum!Copy !req
409. How could she just go home
without saying anything to me?Copy !req
410. It's awfully mean to rig the doll
with a microphone like that...Copy !req
411. I was just worried about
what would happen while I'm gone.Copy !req
412. This is ruining the mood. Turn it off.Copy !req
413. Nuh-uh!Copy !req
414. Leave it be...Copy !req
415. Darling!Copy !req
416. Lum...Copy !req
417. I've come back home!Copy !req
418. S-shucks, you're back again.Copy !req
419. I felt like I had new
lease on life after you left.Copy !req
420. Guess that's over now.Copy !req
421. What a bummer!Copy !req
422. Oh hey. You're carrying my doll.Copy !req
423. Looks like it got pretty dirty!Copy !req
424. Wh-whatever! Who cares!Copy !req
425. Denpa tenpo up shite zessan kandenchuu!Copy !req
426. Anata ni mo wasuretai koto
kanashii koto aru no kashira neCopy !req
427. Shiranai eiga nano ni namida o nagasu no wa
dramatic ga tariteinai kara yoCopy !req
428. Sonna go ni mo tsukanai koto
kudaranai koto kangaete bakari neCopy !req
429. Ame ga agareba ai mo sono yokogao mo
dareka no mono ni naru no deshouCopy !req
430. Usoppachi no foundation mo zenbu konya no tameCopy !req
431. Nano ni ittai zentai doushite doushite naze naze hatenaCopy !req
432. Fuantei na kantera doko made iku noCopy !req
433. Anata issaigassai hourisatte mouCopy !req
434. Joudan ja nai nai wa!Copy !req
435. Tokyo Shandy RendezvousCopy !req
436. Sono toki ga kitatte dounimo naranai zeCopy !req
437. Aimai na hontou nante melancholy ka suru dakeCopy !req
438. Atashi o saa kassaratte ima take on meCopy !req
439. Tokyo Shandy RendezvousCopy !req
440. Sono toki ga kitatte dounimo naranai zeCopy !req
441. Aimai na hontou nante melancholy ka suru dakeCopy !req
442. Atashi o saa kassaratte ima take on me yesCopy !req
443. Mendo Siblings!Copy !req
444. A Strange New Year at the Mendo EstateCopy !req
445. On the next episode of Urusei Yatsura.Copy !req
446. If you must know, we are engaged.Copy !req