1. Jesus...Copy !req
2. Woohoo! Y'all ready for this?Copy !req
3. Alrighty. Let's get to invadin'!Copy !req
4. We're gonna have a real whale of a time!Copy !req
5. About time to find food...Copy !req
6. I've had it up to HERE with you!Copy !req
7. We're done! I'm going home!Copy !req
8. What's all the fuss about?
C'mon, Shinobu! It's just a misunderstanding!Copy !req
9. I already know you've got
your eyes on other girls, Ataru!Copy !req
10. So go cry to them!Copy !req
11. Don't be ridiculous!Copy !req
12. I swear on my life...Copy !req
13. that my heart belongs to you
and you alone!Copy !req
14. Wh-whatever, you're just
trying to sweet talk me.Copy !req
15. No, I'm not.
I've always felt this way about you.Copy !req
16. Fine, but this is your last chance, okay?Copy !req
17. What a looker!Copy !req
18. You didn't even last 5 seconds...Copy !req
19. I hate you, Ataru...Copy !req
20. YOU'RE THE WORST!Copy !req
21. I totally blew it!Copy !req
22. Aw, jeez.Copy !req
23. What's so bad about taking
a quick look at other ladies?Copy !req
24. Hold it right there, young man!Copy !req
25. DASH DASHCopy !req
26. You mustn't throw your life away!Copy !req
27. You have to stay strong and keep it together!Copy !req
28. WaitCopy !req
29. WHAM!Copy !req
30. What the hell?Copy !req
31. It's freezing!
Oh no... I was too late.Copy !req
32. Oh no... I was too late.Copy !req
33. Rest in peace.Copy !req
34. Whaddya do that for?Copy !req
35. Beware ofCopy !req
36. Molesters!Copy !req
37. Wait, you weren't about to
jump off the bridge?Copy !req
38. But I'm certain I saw the
shadow of death looming over you.Copy !req
39. That's why I ran in to try and help.Copy !req
40. Yeowch!
That's why I ran in to try and help.Copy !req
41. Hah! I'd never give up on life
just because a girl dumped me!Copy !req
42. Y-young man...Copy !req
43. What is it?Copy !req
44. That face of yours!Copy !req
45. It's an absolute disaster!Copy !req
46. Sorry, that came out wrong.Copy !req
47. What I'm trying to say is that your
physical features indicate very bad luck...Copy !req
48. Who even are you? Get off my case.Copy !req
49. I'm the traveling monk Sakuranbo,
AKA "Cherry".Copy !req
50. I'm sure our meeting will prove most FRUITful!Copy !req
51. Traveling MonkCopy !req
52. SakuranboCopy !req
53. AKA "Cherry"Copy !req
54. You better not be following me around
just to tell crappy jokes like that, old man!Copy !req
55. Ataru!Copy !req
56. Ataru!Copy !req
57. Hey Mom, hey Shinobu.
What's got you two in a big hurry?Copy !req
58. I've been worried sick about you
ever since I heard the news!Copy !req
59. What news?Copy !req
60. He's over here!Copy !req
61. What the?Copy !req
62. You're Mr. Ataru Moroboshi, is that right?Copy !req
63. These gentlemen are from the government!
They've been looking for you!Copy !req
64. What for, exactly...?Copy !req
65. Listen, Ataru.
Just stay calm and don't freak out.Copy !req
66. Freak out? But I have no idea what's...Copy !req
67. MoroboshiCopy !req
68. Hey!Copy !req
69. Welcome home, boyo!Copy !req
70. Oni!Copy !req
71. Begone demon! Begone demon!Copy !req
72. Whoa, simmer down.
Begone demon! Begone demon!Copy !req
73. 'Fraid I'm not going anywhere, boyo.
We're invaders, ya see!Copy !req
74. Come have a seat.
We got somethin' to talk to ya about.Copy !req
75. S-sure...Copy !req
76. We'll be positioned over
the target momentarily.Copy !req
77. Prepare the transporter for
energy-matter conversion.Copy !req
78. We've just gotten word that contact has
been established with the target.Copy !req
79. You're saying I gotta fight
against alien invaders?Copy !req
80. As part of their invasion of Earth,Copy !req
81. these aliens have asked us
to agree to one condition.Copy !req
82. We wanna compete in a showdown against
a random human that our computer picks.Copy !req
83. And if we happen to lose...Copy !req
84. then we'll give up and go home!Copy !req
85. And I'm the human the computer picked?Copy !req
86. That's right!Copy !req
87. No way!Copy !req
88. Ataru doesn't stand a chance
fighting against Oni!Copy !req
89. He would end up dead!Copy !req
90. Wh-what she said! Begone demon!Copy !req
91. Oh pshaw! It's time to take the Oni
by the horns, boyo!Copy !req
92. Because we're challenging you...
to an old fashioned game of tag!Copy !req
93. Tag? Like the kid's game?Copy !req
94. What's the big idea?Copy !req
95. Hey! We been waitin' for ya!Copy !req
96. So...Copy !req
97. I take it this guy is my opponent?Copy !req
98. Hi. The name's Lum.Copy !req
99. This here is my daughter!Copy !req
100. Ain't she just a beaut?Copy !req
101. Anywho, let me explain
the rules of the game.Copy !req
102. You're gonna be "it" and you've got 10 days to
beat Lum by grabbing both of her horns.Copy !req
103. So, I have to play tag with her?Copy !req
104. Okay then.Copy !req
105. But I'm not gonna be able to grab her horns
without grabbing her body first...Copy !req
106. Hey!Copy !req
107. You're not gonna get your
hands on me that easily.Copy !req
108. That's what you think!Copy !req
109. I'm gonna be holding you tight
in my arms by the time we're done!Copy !req
110. Ataru, a moment please?Copy !req
111. You degenerate!Copy !req
112. Young Moroboshi!
The fate of the Earth is in your hands!Copy !req
113. This is serious business.
Everyone's counting on me.Copy !req
114. I'll do it!Copy !req
115. Woohoo! Now we're talkin'!Copy !req
116. The game will start tomorrow!Copy !req
117. A big ol' showdown with Earth on the line!Copy !req
118. And it's gonna be an absolute blast!Copy !req
119. Okay, folks! Humanity is about to
face aliens in a game of tagCopy !req
120. Young Love on the RunCopy !req
121. that will decide the fate of the planet!Copy !req
122. The time limit is 10 days.
From sunup to sundown!Copy !req
123. Representing Earth is high schooler
Ataru Moroboshi from Tokyo.Copy !req
124. Humanity will emerge victorious if he manages to
grab hold of the horns on Invader Lum's head.Copy !req
125. Earth Rules!Copy !req
126. Give It All You've GotCopy !req
127. Beat Those AliensCopy !req
128. You Can Do ItCopy !req
129. But if Lum can keep him at bay until
time runs out, then Earth will be invaded!Copy !req
130. PLAYING TAGCopy !req
131. Tokyo High Schooler vsCopy !req
132. Ataru MoroboshiCopy !req
133. Wind SpeedCopy !req
134. Time Until Sundown:Copy !req
135. DAY 1Copy !req
136. InvaderCopy !req
137. LumCopy !req
138. WeatherCopy !req
139. SunnyCopy !req
140. No WindCopy !req
141. On your marks.Copy !req
142. Get set!Copy !req
143. Its hugging time!Copy !req
144. Gotcha!Copy !req
145. S-she can fly?Copy !req
146. BIFF!Copy !req
147. That's cheating!
Nobody told me you could FLY!Copy !req
148. Well then, you should've done your research.Copy !req
149. Come and get me if you can!Copy !req
150. Wait!Copy !req
151. You can do it!Copy !req
152. Man, this is freakin' impossible!Copy !req
153. Go, Moroboshi! We believe in you!Copy !req
154. But all I have to do is catch her
and I'll become a hero the world over.Copy !req
155. Then ladies will throw themselves at me!Copy !req
156. Neener-neener!Copy !req
157. Come on, Earthling! That all you've got?Copy !req
158. You ain't seen nothing yet, Invader.Copy !req
159. I'll have my hands on you
before day two is done!Copy !req
160. And then, four days later...Copy !req
161. FWUMPCopy !req
162. There's only 5 days left now!Copy !req
163. We're doomed!Copy !req
164. Get it together, kid!Copy !req
165. Why are you so damn slow?Copy !req
166. We've already used up half of the time,Copy !req
167. but you haven't even managed to graze me.Copy !req
168. Crap!Copy !req
169. Oh, Ataru...Copy !req
170. More time goes byCopy !req
171. And just like thatCopy !req
172. Goddammit!Copy !req
173. And yet another day ends
without him being able to catch her.Copy !req
174. Ugh, there's only one day left now...Copy !req
175. Quit being so lazy!
No luck again today, huh, Moroboshi?Copy !req
176. The Earth is doomed because of you!
How can you screw up a simple game of tag?Copy !req
177. Argh! Just stuff it!Copy !req
178. SnapCopy !req
179. FlashCopy !req
180. I kinda feel bad for him.
Argh! Just stuff it!Copy !req
181. SnapCopy !req
182. FlashCopy !req
183. I kinda feel bad for him.
I don't gotta take this crap from you people!Copy !req
184. I don't gotta take this crap from you people!Copy !req
185. But this is a competition.Copy !req
186. And tomorrow, the Earth will be all ours!Copy !req
187. Oh Ataru...
I swear I'm gonna catch her!Copy !req
188. I swear I'm gonna catch her!Copy !req
189. Welp! Earth is gonna be
under new ownership soon!Copy !req
190. Invader Family DeclaresCopy !req
191. World DominationCopy !req
192. If they actually do invade the Earth,Copy !req
193. then Ataru will be treated like
a social outcast forever!Copy !req
194. How am I going to explain this
to the neighbors...Copy !req
195. It seems that your son
had the incredible misfortuneCopy !req
196. of being born under a star of suffering.Copy !req
197. At this rate, his streak of bad luck
will continue until the day he dies.Copy !req
198. Do you have any idea
what could have caused it?Copy !req
199. Oh my!Copy !req
200. Now that I think about it, Ataru was
actually born on Friday the 13th.Copy !req
201. Isn't that right, dear?Copy !req
202. Yes, and it was also the unluckiest day
in the Buddhist calendar, too...Copy !req
203. Oh yeah! And there was an earthquake
right after I delivered him!Copy !req
204. Not to mention a black cat
walked across the room!Copy !req
205. So he's literally bad luck incarnate.Copy !req
206. I wish I'd never given birth to him...Copy !req
207. I got careless...Copy !req
208. And now the weight of the Earth
is on my shoulders.Copy !req
209. She may be hot,
but she's still the enemy.Copy !req
210. They'll seize control of the Earth
after tomorrow,Copy !req
211. and then I'm going to live the rest of my life
ostracized by everyone on the planet...Copy !req
212. Ataru? You gonna be okay, man?Copy !req
213. You only have yourself to blame.Copy !req
214. You accepted the game
without a second thought,Copy !req
215. because you were too busy ogling Lum.Copy !req
216. How is anyone supposed to beat that freak?Copy !req
217. RIPCopy !req
218. Ataru!Copy !req
219. Uh oh, the stress has sent him off the deep end!Copy !req
220. SCRATCHCopy !req
221. This is bad.
We gotta find a way to motivate him!Copy !req
222. I mean, I didn't think she could fly!Copy !req
223. I thought all I had to do wasCopy !req
224. wrap my arms around a bombshell babe
and then call it a day!Copy !req
225. Listen, Ataru! I'll give you my
hand in marriage if you win tomorrow!Copy !req
226. Marriage?Copy !req
227. Yeah, right!Copy !req
228. You're lying!Copy !req
229. I can tell you're just desperate to find
a way out of this mess!Copy !req
230. I'm being honest, you dummy!Copy !req
231. It's too much. I just can't bear
the thought of youCopy !req
232. being forced to live shut off from
everyone like some hermit!Copy !req
233. You promise you're not lying?Copy !req
234. I'm gonna kick serious ass tomorrow!Copy !req
235. Ataru! Keep your voice down, it's late!
Women sure have a lot of sway.Copy !req
236. Especially on a simpleton like him...Copy !req
237. The clock is running down on
the final day of the competition!Copy !req
238. PLAYING TAGCopy !req
239. Tokyo High Schooler vsCopy !req
240. Moroboshi is full of more energy than usual!Copy !req
241. Ataru MoroboshiCopy !req
242. Wind SpeedCopy !req
243. Time Until Sundown:Copy !req
244. FINAL DAYCopy !req
245. InvaderCopy !req
246. LumCopy !req
247. WeatherCopy !req
248. SunnyCopy !req
249. No WindCopy !req
250. And Invader Lum is starting to run out of gas!Copy !req
251. Marriage! Marriage!Copy !req
252. Marriage!Copy !req
253. Why do you keep shouting that?Copy !req
254. Enough about marriage already, cut it out!Copy !req
255. Marriaaaaaage!Copy !req
256. I've got you now, there's no escape!Copy !req
257. Huh?Copy !req
258. You don't know who you're messing with!Copy !req
259. An electric shock!Copy !req
260. Apparently Lum can control electricity, folks!Copy !req
261. Stay there and enjoy
being paralyzed for awhile.Copy !req
262. MARRIAGE!Copy !req
263. He stood up!Copy !req
264. Huh? You can still move?Copy !req
265. I'm not done yet!Copy !req
266. Get back here!Copy !req
267. Go! You've almost got her!Copy !req
268. I'm getting married!Copy !req
269. This way! Better keep up!Copy !req
270. Oh Ataru...Copy !req
271. Shinobu...Copy !req
272. We're getting married, baby!Copy !req
273. LUUUUM!Copy !req
274. G-get your hands off me, darn it!Copy !req
275. How dare you!Copy !req
276. Ow, that smarts...Copy !req
277. Hah. Lookie what I got.Copy !req
278. You give that back right now, mister!Copy !req
279. Now she's gonna come to me instead!Copy !req
280. All right! I've got this in the bag!Copy !req
281. Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame...Copy !req
282. over!Copy !req
283. Aw yeah, now it's time to get married!Copy !req
284. Amazing!Copy !req
285. Ataru Moroboshi did it!Copy !req
286. He saved the Earth from alien invasion!Copy !req
287. Let's give a hearty round of applause
for our two competitorsCopy !req
288. Congrats, Moroboshi!
Let's give a hearty round of applause
for our two competitorsCopy !req
289. Congrats, Moroboshi!
who both showed
incredible skill and dedication!Copy !req
290. who both showed
incredible skill and dedication!Copy !req
291. Oh Ataru!Copy !req
292. Gosh, I'm finally gonna be a married man!Copy !req
293. All right.Copy !req
294. Huh?Copy !req
295. If you absolutely insist...Copy !req
296. then I'll marry you.Copy !req
297. Yay!Copy !req
298. Hey Moroboshi!
Are you really gonna marry Lum?Copy !req
299. Is that why you kept shouting
"marriage" during the game?Copy !req
300. Is this for real, Lum?Copy !req
301. Yes, Daddy!Copy !req
302. He actually proposed to me!Copy !req
303. Well, they do say "the winner takes it all"!Copy !req
304. Fine then!Copy !req
305. You better treat my girl right, Son-in-law!Copy !req
306. Well, Ataru.Copy !req
307. Huh?Copy !req
308. Shinobu!Copy !req
309. Just keep clinging to her, why don't you?Copy !req
310. Seems like you're better off
having Lum for a wife instead.Copy !req
311. Don't be like that!
Not after all I went through!Copy !req
312. I wish you two all the happiness in the world!Copy !req
313. It's just a misunderstanding, Shinobu!
I wish you two all the happiness in the world!Copy !req
314. It's just a misunderstanding, Shinobu!
Shut it, you two-timing jerk!Copy !req
315. Shut it, you two-timing jerk!Copy !req
316. MoroboshiCopy !req
317. What a hunk!Copy !req
318. Moroboshi is so hot right now!Copy !req
319. A report on Ataru MoroboshiCopy !req
320. The man who saved the Earth!Copy !req
321. I'm swooning already!Copy !req
322. Thanks for saving the planet, Moroboshi!Copy !req
323. I'm a world famous hero!
Thanks for saving the planet, Moroboshi!Copy !req
324. Okay!
Thanks for saving the planet, Moroboshi!Copy !req
325. Celebrating Earth's HeroCopy !req
326. Time to get out there and pick up some chicks!Copy !req
327. Celebrating Earth's HeroCopy !req
328. What's the big idea?Copy !req
329. Cheating on me is a no-no!Copy !req
330. Huh?Copy !req
331. Oh, Lum.Copy !req
332. I thought you went back to your planet?Copy !req
333. Nope! I'm going to live here!Copy !req
334. A-are you serious?Copy !req
335. Of course I am, silly!Copy !req
336. What kind of married couple
doesn't live together?Copy !req
337. Out of the frying pan and into the fire...
Do you honestly think we're getting married?Copy !req
338. I really regret giving birth to him.
Do you honestly think we're getting married?Copy !req
339. I really regret giving birth to him.Copy !req
340. I'm all yours now, darling!Copy !req
341. Zap! Zap! Zap! Zap! Zap!Copy !req
342. ZAPCopy !req
343. I'm not letting you cheat on me!Copy !req
344. Ugh, I can't take this anymore!Copy !req
345. You always butt in whenever I'm trying to
talk with Shinobu on the phone!Copy !req
346. Leave already!Copy !req
347. FWAP!Copy !req
348. Let me make it crystal clear for you.Copy !req
349. Shinobu is the one I love!Copy !req
350. Huh?Copy !req
351. Y-you can cry all you want, I don't care.Copy !req
352. Consider this our divorce!
Now get the hell out!Copy !req
353. You jerkface!Copy !req
354. Between a Rock and a Hard PlaceCopy !req
355. Between a Rock and a Hard PlaceCopy !req
356. Must be one of those feral cats!
They're in heat this time of year, you know!Copy !req
357. Ah... of course!Copy !req
358. Now I should be totally free...Copy !req
359. I can date Shinobu all I want!Copy !req
360. Huh? Lum actually left?Copy !req
361. Great, now nobody will
get in our way anymore!Copy !req
362. Yeah! Let's plan our next date right now!Copy !req
363. Just kidding with you!Copy !req
364. I'm still right here with him!Copy !req
365. She's lying!
Lum isn't anywhere near me!Copy !req
366. And we're gonna do some
baby making on Saturday night!Copy !req
367. That's it! I'm breaking up with you forever!Copy !req
368. KERSLAMCopy !req
369. Shinobu! You gotta believe me!Copy !req
370. Oh... your son is so amusing!
Shinobu! You gotta believe me!Copy !req
371. I almost wish he was mine!
Dammit! Why does she have to
ruin everything for me?Copy !req
372. I will gladly let you have him.
Dammit! Why does she have to
ruin everything for me?Copy !req
373. STUPID LUM!Copy !req
374. Dumb darling!Copy !req
375. He's always trying to flirt with Shinobu,
when he already has a lovely wife like me!Copy !req
376. It's time for all out war!Copy !req
377. God! That was so mortifying!Copy !req
378. The woman who was visiting
is infamous for being a rumor mill!Copy !req
379. And now I'm going to become
a laughingstock with everyoneCopy !req
380. because my son is a helpless idiot!Copy !req
381. Shaddup!Copy !req
382. You're dumber than a fish
that flopped onto a dinner plate!Copy !req
383. FLOPCopy !req
384. Fresh SashimiCopy !req
385. Ataru MorobfishCopy !req
386. Wh-what do you mean by that?Copy !req
387. Are you saying you'd catch and serve
your own son like sushi?Copy !req
388. Oh please!Copy !req
389. New SpeciesCopy !req
390. of Eel DiscoveredCopy !req
391. As head of the household,
I have to find a way to settle them down.Copy !req
392. Breaking news.Copy !req
393. At around 10 AM this morning,Copy !req
394. an aircraft that was flying over
Tomobiki Town mysteriously disappeared.Copy !req
395. Look, everyone! There's breaking news!Copy !req
396. It happened very close to here!Copy !req
397. Why are you so excited about it?Copy !req
398. I'm more concerned with finding a way
to cure Ataru of his chronic stupidity!Copy !req
399. Aw jeez...Copy !req
400. Screw it! I'm not gonna let anything
stop me from calling!Copy !req
401. Hello, who's calling?Copy !req
402. It's me, Shinobu!Copy !req
403. Oh Darling! You really should stop
playing around with Shinobu's feelings!Copy !req
404. Hold on, Shinobu!Copy !req
405. Don't hang up the phone yet!Copy !req
406. Just forget about Lum!Copy !req
407. Have some faith in me! Please!Copy !req
408. My darling said you were
the worst girlfriend ever, you know!Copy !req
409. Don't let her provoke you!Copy !req
410. All right.Copy !req
411. Huh?
I'll put my faith in you, Ataru.Copy !req
412. I'll put my faith in you, Ataru.Copy !req
413. Thank you, Shinobu!Copy !req
414. You don't know how long
I've waited for this day!Copy !req
415. EXCUSE ME, I'M RIGHT HERE!Copy !req
416. Lum isn't here right now.Copy !req
417. She sure isn't. I can't hear
Lum's voice at all! Nope!Copy !req
418. Then have a taste of my
jamming signal at max power!Copy !req
419. Damn it, Lum!
How underhanded can you get?Copy !req
420. Huh? What's that? I can't hear you!Copy !req
421. Keep it down out there, will ya?Copy !req
422. POOFCopy !req
423. Huh?Copy !req
424. Onto our next story...Copy !req
425. Another helicopter has disappeared
while over the skies of Tomobiki Town.Copy !req
426. EVENING NEWSCopy !req
427. We have a picture here from
the exact moment it happened.Copy !req
428. Please take a close look over here!Copy !req
429. It appears to be the famous Ataru Moroboshi.Copy !req
430. Provided by a viewerCopy !req
431. He was apparently on the phone
with his girlfriend at the time.Copy !req
432. But more importantly...Copy !req
433. We've confirmed that
Lum's UFO was transmittingCopy !req
434. some sort of odd signal
between their two houses.Copy !req
435. And here's the real kicker:Copy !req
436. the triangle between them
has formed a black hole!Copy !req
437. Okay, so they just have to stop
calling each other, right?
That sounds like a troublesome triangle indeed!Copy !req
438. Fine then. I'll just go see Shinobu in person!Copy !req
439. I'll be waiting for you!Copy !req
440. Go right ahead!Copy !req
441. I'd like to see you try!Copy !req
442. KACHUNK!Copy !req
443. ZAPCopy !req
444. Nobody will be able to go outside now!Copy !req
445. This won't stop me!Copy !req
446. I have to see Shinobu at any cost!Copy !req
447. Hey, Ataru!Copy !req
448. Dad! Don't try and stop me!Copy !req
449. This is for you.Copy !req
450. It's a raincoat that I used
back when I was a kid.Copy !req
451. Wear it outside.Copy !req
452. It's made of rubber,
so it won't conduct any lightning.Copy !req
453. Aw dad...Copy !req
454. Put your minds at ease, gentlemen.Copy !req
455. Whoa, Cherry?Copy !req
456. I shall accompany the young boy
and watch over his final moments.Copy !req
457. FWAP!Copy !req
458. I'm going now!Copy !req
459. SHINOBUUUU!
Praise be Buddha.Copy !req
460. Ataru!Copy !req
461. Rest assured that I'm gonna give you
the best damn funeral ever!Copy !req
462. Praise be Buddha. Praise be Buddha.Copy !req
463. Stop following me!
Praise be Buddha. Praise be Buddha.Copy !req
464. CRACKCopy !req
465. Look out!Copy !req
466. SHOVE!Copy !req
467. CRASH!Copy !req
468. Such a pitiful end for a pitiful boy.Copy !req
469. May you rest in peace.Copy !req
470. I ain't dead!Copy !req
471. WHAM!Copy !req
472. I... I'm not biting the dust
until I see Shinobu!Copy !req
473. Ataru!Copy !req
474. Shinobu!Copy !req
475. Nuh-uh!Copy !req
476. Not on my watch, you won't!Copy !req
477. The power's gone out!Copy !req
478. Ataru!Copy !req
479. Shinobu!Copy !req
480. Shinobu!Copy !req
481. Ataru!Copy !req
482. Shinobu!Copy !req
483. Ataru!Copy !req
484. Shinobu...Copy !req
485. You braved your way through that
awful lightning just to come and see me?Copy !req
486. Nothing is strong enough to
stand in the way of true love.Copy !req
487. Shinobu!Copy !req
488. Ataru!Copy !req
489. We're going out in a blaze of glory!Copy !req
490. It's time to bury this love triangle
once and for all!Copy !req
491. It's nice and quiet no-Copy !req
492. Yeowch!Copy !req
493. Shinobu! Speak to me!Copy !req
494. Where are you?Copy !req
495. I'll come find you, right now!Copy !req
496. Ataru!Copy !req
497. I'm glad you're safe!Copy !req
498. Huh?
Oh, I'm so happy!Copy !req
499. I just knew that you'd be
worried about me, darling!Copy !req
500. You're unbelievable.Copy !req
501. No! It's not what you think!Copy !req
502. You were both trying to make
a fool out of me this whole time!Copy !req
503. Wait! Let me expl-Copy !req
504. KERSMASH!Copy !req
505. Shinobuuuuuuuuu!Copy !req
506. You owe us the price of two helicopters!Copy !req
507. I'm on the city council, and we expect you
to help fund the town's reconstruction!Copy !req
508. We promise to make our son
pay you all back, no matter what!
I'm on the city council, and we expect you
to help fund the town's reconstruction!Copy !req
509. We promise to make our son
pay you all back, no matter what!Copy !req
510. You better! But how long will that take?Copy !req
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512. Shinobu! It's just a misunderstanding!Copy !req
513. Darling! You dirty cheater!
Come on! Just hear me out!Copy !req
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515. Why does all this crap happen to me?Copy !req
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What's your address?Copy !req