1. Hank, what are you
doin' there, bud?Copy !req
2. Oh Mark deli-gated
the signs to me.Copy !req
3. The hell Mark?Copy !req
4. I told you to add
one sign that saysCopy !req
5. "Fourth of July Baloney Sale."Copy !req
6. Nobody cares about baloney, Dad.Copy !req
7. I like baloney.Copy !req
8. It's like eating slices
from a giant hot dog.Copy !req
9. Yeah, Hank gets it.Copy !req
10. Our brand is quality,
not gimmicks.Copy !req
11. I'm telling you Dad,Copy !req
12. you're leaving
money on the table.Copy !req
13. Yeah, by paying
you to dick around.Copy !req
14. Did you prep the fixings?Copy !req
15. Nah, I delegated it to Hank.Copy !req
16. Hank, did you prep the fixings?Copy !req
17. Uh. Not yet.Copy !req
18. Mark had me drive to VinelandCopy !req
19. to pick up the liquid nitrogen.Copy !req
20. Liquid nitrogen?Copy !req
21. What'd you do?Copy !req
22. What the?Copy !req
23. Yo, how phat is that?Copy !req
24. Frickin' Derpin Dots machine!Copy !req
25. How much did this
monstrosity cost?Copy !req
26. I'm telling you,
man, in the future,Copy !req
27. everybody's gonna be eating
futuristic ice cream.Copy !req
28. I'm gonna ask you one more time:Copy !req
29. How much did this cost?Copy !req
30. Sixteen thousand dollars.
That's it.Copy !req
31. “Sixteen Thous— ”!Copy !req
32. How!Copy !req
33. Where did you ev—Copy !req
34. You better return
that thing right now!Copy !req
35. You know Dad, it wouldn't
hurt to at least sayCopy !req
36. you're proud of your son
for setting up a liquidCopy !req
37. nitrogen thermal
chamber by himselfCopy !req
38. without even reading
the instructions.Copy !req
39. What the hell—Copy !req
40. Ah!Copy !req
41. Damnit Dad.Copy !req
42. I'm gonna kill you.Copy !req
43. How the hell are we
gonna pay for this?Copy !req
44. Well I just so happen
to be in the process ofCopy !req
45. 10x-ing our savings so.Copy !req
46. What does that mean?Copy !req
47. What did you do?Copy !req
48. Yeah, let's just say I did
a little... re-allocating.Copy !req
49. I'm about to
re-allocate your ass!Copy !req
50. Dad, chill okay.Copy !req
51. All I did was reinvest
in a low risk,Copy !req
52. high yield
"soft asset speculation."Copy !req
53. What does that mean, Marcus!Copy !req
54. Check the store room.Copy !req
55. Thank me later.Copy !req
56. Y-y-you liquidated our savings
to buy stuffed animals?Copy !req
57. Yo these aren't just
stuffed animals, Dad.Copy !req
58. These are Teenie Floofs,Copy !req
59. highly sought
after collectibles.Copy !req
60. Woah woah woah Dad come on!Copy !req
61. That was a limited
edition Misty the Unicorn.Copy !req
62. That alone cost $2700.Copy !req
63. Twenty se—?Copy !req
64. That's it. You're fired.Copy !req
65. What? How are you
gonna fire your own son?Copy !req
66. Because all you do
is cockamamie stunts.Copy !req
67. You don't do any real work.Copy !req
68. You just delegate
to your brother.Copy !req
69. Pfft, yo that's ridiculous.Copy !req
70. Now would ya call 9-1-1?Copy !req
71. I think I'm having
a heart attack.Copy !req
72. I got you, Dad.Copy !req
73. Hank, call 9-1-1.Copy !req
74. Ugh. It's truly
the end of summerCopy !req
75. when the ol' water
ice shoppe shuts down.Copy !req
76. You'll live.Copy !req
77. Andrea, this place
is a treasure.Copy !req
78. It's one of the few perks
of living in South Jersey.Copy !req
79. I bet our Humantis robots
could easily make this stuff.Copy !req
80. How dare you?Copy !req
81. Barry is a master craftsman.Copy !req
82. It's like getting
sushi made by JiroCopy !req
83. or a macaron made by
Pierre Desfontaines.Copy !req
84. It's just sugar and water David.Copy !req
85. Probably why half this
town has diabetes.Copy !req
86. Hey, Mark.Copy !req
87. 'Sup guys.Copy !req
88. Ah crap. Come onnnn.Copy !req
89. Ugh. Why does this stupid
place have to closeCopy !req
90. for the whole season?Copy !req
91. It's ridiculous.Copy !req
92. Hey yo! Yo!Copy !req
93. Yo! Please!Copy !req
94. Gary, just look at him.Copy !req
95. No.Copy !req
96. Oh come on, poor guy just wantsCopy !req
97. one last little ole'
water ice for the season.Copy !req
98. What's the big deal?Copy !req
99. Barry! What the heck!Copy !req
100. What can I do you for?Copy !req
101. Thanks so much dude.
Really appreciate it.Copy !req
102. Let me get a... uh...Copy !req
103. five gallon tub of the
chocolate peanut butter cup.Copy !req
104. Um...Copy !req
105. No. It's a slippery slope.Copy !req
106. It's just one tub, Gary.Copy !req
107. Gotta agree with
Barry on this one.Copy !req
108. Uh excuse me?Copy !req
109. Why do you need a five
gallon tub so bad anyway?Copy !req
110. I gotta stock up for the winter.Copy !req
111. You know, since you guys are
closed for fricken six months.Copy !req
112. I don't know what you
guys are thinking,Copy !req
113. you know you're leaving
money on the table.Copy !req
114. No it's not about the money.
I know my brother.Copy !req
115. Well I know business.
And what I see right here isCopy !req
116. the next fricken Wolfgang Puck,
but of water ice.Copy !req
117. You gotta let this
dude spread his wings.Copy !req
118. You hear that, Gary?Copy !req
119. Somebody sees my potential.Copy !req
120. I'm doing this for you!Copy !req
121. You're a delicate
little butterflyCopy !req
122. that needs to be protected.Copy !req
123. Don't you patronize me.Copy !req
124. Maybe I want to spread my wings!Copy !req
125. Maybe I want to make this
man a tub of water ice!Copy !req
126. Yeah now that's what
I'm talking about!Copy !req
127. Oh you'd better not.
We just cleaned those machines.Copy !req
128. Oh no. I broke one of Gary's
precious "rules."Copy !req
129. If you turn that thing on,
I am done.Copy !req
130. You can go "spread your wings"
with this ding-dong.Copy !req
131. Woah there. I got news for you.Copy !req
132. This "ding-dong" could make
more money over the winterCopy !req
133. than you could make all summer.Copy !req
134. Okay, yeah. My butt.Copy !req
135. Listen Barry,
you really want to beCopy !req
136. on your deathbed thinking,
what would my life look likeCopy !req
137. if I'd said "Yes"
to making that tub?Copy !req
138. C'mon Bar.Copy !req
139. Don't be stupid.Copy !req
140. Oh yeaaah. Let's go!Copy !req
141. Not only did I get the tub,Copy !req
142. the place is now gonna
be open all year round.Copy !req
143. Woah! How'd you manage that?Copy !req
144. Oh I'll tell you
how I managed that.Copy !req
145. You bought a hat?Copy !req
146. No Tam.Copy !req
147. I'm their new business
manager, baby!Copy !req
148. Oh. Wow.Copy !req
149. You sure you're, uh...Copy !req
150. qualified to run a
business like that?Copy !req
151. Pfft absolutely.
I got tons of experienceCopy !req
152. in the family
restaurant business.Copy !req
153. Yeah...
and how'd that turn out?Copy !req
154. You gotta think
of the perks, Tam.Copy !req
155. Not only do we get
unlimited water ice,Copy !req
156. but if you have any
feedback or ideas,Copy !req
157. I'm all ears.Copy !req
158. You know, I've always thoughtCopy !req
159. the chocolate chip ratio
was a little off...Copy !req
160. If only you knew the manager...Copy !req
161. So obviously,Copy !req
162. you're gonna handle product
development and production,Copy !req
163. while I focus on ideation,Copy !req
164. long term strategy
and promotions.Copy !req
165. You're the engine.
I'm the GPS.Copy !req
166. Now what about
inventory and accountingCopy !req
167. and all the other
stuff that Gary did?Copy !req
168. Yeah so that now falls
under your vertical.Copy !req
169. Well he also kept
the kitchen organizedCopy !req
170. and cleaned the bathroom.Copy !req
171. Maybe you could help
with some of that?Copy !req
172. Totally hear you, Bar.Copy !req
173. I can absolutely help with that.Copy !req
174. Okay Hank. So you've got
the most important jobCopy !req
175. in the whole place.Copy !req
176. President?Copy !req
177. No.
You clean the bathrooms.Copy !req
178. Oh.Copy !req
179. Let me tell you,
the first thing peopleCopy !req
180. judge a restaurant byCopy !req
181. is how clean their
bathrooms are.Copy !req
182. You could be the
fricken French LaundryCopy !req
183. but if you got skid
marks on the toilet,Copy !req
184. forget it.Copy !req
185. Woah. That's a serious
responsibility.Copy !req
186. Sure is, pal.
Can we entrust youCopy !req
187. to be the guardian
of the throne?Copy !req
188. It would be my honor.Copy !req
189. Also, Hank,
bathroom's for customers only.Copy !req
190. We've had some problems
with the homeless peopleCopy !req
191. camping out in there, so.Copy !req
192. Got it.Copy !req
193. Hello.Copy !req
194. Hey, would it be cool
if I use the bathroom?Copy !req
195. Oh, uh,Copy !req
196. the bathrooms are
for customers only.Copy !req
197. Are you gonna buy water ice?Copy !req
198. Uh... yeah.Copy !req
199. Oh. Okay then.Copy !req
200. So I'm thinking we could
convert the store closetCopy !req
201. into an upscale
speakeasy offering, like,Copy !req
202. high-end custom
water-ice cocktails.Copy !req
203. What do you think of that?Copy !req
204. Uhhh... I should
really get startedCopy !req
205. on today's batches.Copy !req
206. Bar, you gotta make
time for blue-skying.Copy !req
207. If you're always
focused on today,Copy !req
208. you're never cooking
up tomorrow's big idea.Copy !req
209. Hm.Copy !req
210. Oh you know what,Copy !req
211. I have always flirted
with the idea of doingCopy !req
212. a seasonal pumpkin flavor,Copy !req
213. of course Gary always said no.Copy !req
214. Mm, pumpkin spice.Copy !req
215. I love it Bar.Copy !req
216. Or no... just pumpkin.Copy !req
217. No spices.Copy !req
218. Ah whatever.Copy !req
219. Go make it happen!Copy !req
220. Go create baby!Copy !req
221. Oh boy. Okay.Copy !req
222. Well this is exciting!Copy !req
223. Yo yo.Copy !req
224. Got some good news.Copy !req
225. You know James "Jelly" Martin?Copy !req
226. The influencer guy who
does those dessert reviews?Copy !req
227. Bingo.
He's gonna be doing aCopy !req
228. review of your new flavor.Copy !req
229. How bout that?Copy !req
230. Well that's amazing!Copy !req
231. Yep. He's gonna
pop by on Friday.Copy !req
232. Woah.Copy !req
233. Well that's in two days!Copy !req
234. I won't be ready by then.Copy !req
235. I... I just started
experimenting.Copy !req
236. Barry, did you ever hear the
story about how Gordon RamsayCopy !req
237. became the best
chef in the world?Copy !req
238. I mean,Copy !req
239. I don't know
if he's the best chefCopy !req
240. in the world, but.Copy !req
241. He outworks all the other guys.Copy !req
242. It's all about the grindset.Copy !req
243. If you wanna take things
to the next level,Copy !req
244. you gotta put in the hours, dudeCopy !req
245. You're right.
I got this.Copy !req
246. Yo, there we go.
That's the spirit.Copy !req
247. Okay I'm heading out.
Have a good one!Copy !req
248. Occupied.Copy !req
249. Oh, we're actually closed now.Copy !req
250. Okay well, I'll just let
myself out when I'm done.Copy !req
251. Well it's just, you know,Copy !req
252. if you don't buy water ice,
you can't use the bathroom so.Copy !req
253. Okay, well,
I bought water ice.Copy !req
254. Oh, you got a receipt that
I couldCopy !req
255. just take a look at real quick?Copy !req
256. No.
I bought it a long time ago.Copy !req
257. Oh.Copy !req
258. Yeah once you're a customer,
you're a customer forever.Copy !req
259. Everyone knows that.Copy !req
260. Oh. Okay.Copy !req
261. Yo, today's the big day.Copy !req
262. How we feeling, bud?Copy !req
263. I did it.Copy !req
264. Oh baby. Yo, I gotta hit this.Copy !req
265. Not bad. Not bad.Copy !req
266. Could maybe use a
little more spice,Copy !req
267. but nice work, Bar.Copy !req
268. Oh my god. Is Jelly...Copy !req
269. what time is Jelly coming?Copy !req
270. Oh he left about two hours ago.Copy !req
271. Wait what!
Why didn't you wake me?Copy !req
272. You were taking a power nap.Copy !req
273. Sleep is crucial to
the creative process,Copy !req
274. I didn't want to disturb you.Copy !req
275. But I...Copy !req
276. did he...?Copy !req
277. Oh boy.
He just posted a review.Copy !req
278. Check it out.Copy !req
279. Hey! I'm here at Glantontown'sCopy !req
280. famous "Barry's Water Ice"Copy !req
281. with the shop's
creative visionary,Copy !req
282. Mark Hoagies.Copy !req
283. So we've been working
'round-the-clockCopy !req
284. on the shop's first
new flavor in decades:Copy !req
285. Pumpkin Spice!Copy !req
286. Well it's not pumpkin spice.Copy !req
287. Shhh! Just watch.Copy !req
288. Mmmm. Not bad.
Not bad at all.Copy !req
289. I'm going 8.7.Copy !req
290. 8.7Copy !req
291. Wow. That's a really
high rating for him!Copy !req
292. I know right!
Okay watch.Copy !req
293. Thanks Jelly.Copy !req
294. Just want to tell
everyone to come on downCopy !req
295. to Barry's Water Ice in
Glantontown this SundayCopy !req
296. for “Free Pumpkin
Spice Water Ice Day! ”Copy !req
297. Free water ice day?Copy !req
298. This guy has like a
million followers Mark!Copy !req
299. I know! It's great, right?Copy !req
300. Oh no. Oh boy.Copy !req
301. Mark, you advertised free water
ice to millions of people.Copy !req
302. You need to run these
kind of promotions by me!Copy !req
303. Barry, we either grow or we die.Copy !req
304. Don't you want to show Gary
that he was holding you back?Copy !req
305. There is just no wayCopy !req
306. I can make that much
water ice by Sunday!Copy !req
307. I make every batch by hand!Copy !req
308. Well then it sounds like what
you need is more hands...Copy !req
309. Barry, I want you to
meet our new VP team!Copy !req
310. First up I want to introduce
you to David Jinglebells.Copy !req
311. You might know me as
the guy who always tips.Copy !req
312. David here will be our
new Executive Sous Chef,Copy !req
313. supporting you with whatever
you need in the kitchen.Copy !req
314. I'm merely a spongeCopy !req
315. ready to soak in
your culinary genius.Copy !req
316. Oh... uh... thank you.Copy !req
317. And this is Tammy,Copy !req
318. our new VP of product.Copy !req
319. I thought I was in
charge of product.Copy !req
320. 100%.Copy !req
321. She's just here to
support your vision bud.Copy !req
322. As a lifelong
water ice consumer,Copy !req
323. Tammy has a refined palateCopy !req
324. and can provide
valuable insightsCopy !req
325. from a consumer perspective.Copy !req
326. Isn't she your wife?Copy !req
327. Like I said,
she has great taste.Copy !req
328. And this here is Darren,Copy !req
329. our new Associate VP
of Customer Relations.Copy !req
330. Darren here not
only brings a bit ofCopy !req
331. much-needed diversity
to the shop,Copy !req
332. but his youthful exuberance can
help us tap into a younger demo.Copy !req
333. You gave a VP title
to a fifteen year old?Copy !req
334. He's sixteen actually.Copy !req
335. Fourteen.Copy !req
336. Well listen,Copy !req
337. as long as you have
passion for water ice,Copy !req
338. you'll be fine.Copy !req
339. I don't.Copy !req
340. Uh. So my boss said that you
aren't a customer forever,Copy !req
341. and that if you're not
gonna buy water ice,Copy !req
342. you gotta leave. I'm sorry.Copy !req
343. He said that, eh?Copy !req
344. News to me.
Well, okay.Copy !req
345. Ah... I guess I'll have to
buy some “More ” water ice.Copy !req
346. Can I borrow four dollars?Copy !req
347. Uh...Copy !req
348. I'm good for it I swear.Copy !req
349. Okay, sure.Copy !req
350. Here you go.Copy !req
351. Thanks.Copy !req
352. Okay, here, can you bring me
a small water ice?Copy !req
353. You got it.Copy !req
354. Chef, is there a ritual
for hand washing?Copy !req
355. I just wash them
when they're dirty.Copy !req
356. Ah, brilliant.Copy !req
357. I was thinkingCopy !req
358. a peppermint eggnog
flavor could be fun.Copy !req
359. Okay before we get
into new flavors,Copy !req
360. I need help with
the basic flavors.Copy !req
361. First up,Copy !req
362. chocolate peanut butter cup.Copy !req
363. Okay.
Cup of cocoa powder,Copy !req
364. four heaping scoops
of peanut butter—Copy !req
365. You should probably
use an electric mixer.Copy !req
366. It'd be a lot easier.Copy !req
367. No no no. The key to the
textural balanceCopy !req
368. is mixing by hand.Copy !req
369. Ugh I love it.Copy !req
370. Like the old
vignerons of Burgundy.Copy !req
371. Oh and what is the intention
behind choosing a wooden spoonCopy !req
372. over say, a metal spoon?Copy !req
373. To add notes of oak
to the flavor profile?Copy !req
374. Uh... The metal spoon's
in the dishwasher.Copy !req
375. Ah.Copy !req
376. Alright you know what?Copy !req
377. You're gonna go prep
the strawberries.Copy !req
378. Thank you, chef.
This is a great honor.Copy !req
379. Hmm... Yo what's better,
the Tropical MangoCopy !req
380. or the Hammonton Blueberry?Copy !req
381. Ah... I don't know.
I don't really like water ice.Copy !req
382. Excuse me for just one second...Copy !req
383. HR! HR!Copy !req
384. Can you just act like
you like water ice?Copy !req
385. Come on, man.Copy !req
386. Oh, you want me to just
lie to the customers?Copy !req
387. That's messed up.Copy !req
388. One small mango, please.Copy !req
389. Hank. You don't have to
pay for water ice.Copy !req
390. You work here, bud.Copy !req
391. Oh, it's not for
me. It's for Vern.Copy !req
392. Vern?Copy !req
393. The guy in the bathroom.Copy !req
394. Hey! You got my water ice?Copy !req
395. So I was told you gotta pay
for it with your own money.Copy !req
396. Okay listen, Hank.Copy !req
397. I want to buy water
ice, I really do.Copy !req
398. But I've hit kind of
a rough patch in life.Copy !req
399. And you know, I'm working
my way back though.Copy !req
400. In fact, I've been
applying for jobs.Copy !req
401. And I promise you,
the minute I'm back on my feet,Copy !req
402. I'm gonna buy water ice.Copy !req
403. Please?Copy !req
404. Oh I'm sorry to hear that, Vern.Copy !req
405. Is there anything
I can do to help?Copy !req
406. Actually, yeah.Copy !req
407. I just need a few
things from the kitchen.Copy !req
408. No problem.Copy !req
409. Oh yeah, completely agree.Copy !req
410. Healthcare, Web3
I mean those are growth spacesCopy !req
411. that we're definitely exploring.Copy !req
412. Oh hey Bar,Copy !req
413. I want you to meet
Lil Jawn Dice here.Copy !req
414. He's a local influencer
and hip-hop artist.Copy !req
415. Little Jaundice?Copy !req
416. Nah. Jawn Dice.Copy !req
417. Mr. Dice here is actually
interested in a collab:Copy !req
418. an exclusive sizzurp flavor dropCopy !req
419. for anyone who owns
a Ganja Skunk NFT.Copy !req
420. Uh... What?Copy !req
421. Hey Barry!Copy !req
422. Where's the maple syrup?Copy !req
423. Wait maple syrup?Copy !req
424. Never mind! I found it.Copy !req
425. Excuse me for just one second.Copy !req
426. Oh yeah that's the good stuff.Copy !req
427. Um excuse me.
What's all this?Copy !req
428. Experimenting with a new flavor:
maple bacon.Copy !req
429. No.
We do not do tacky fad flavors.Copy !req
430. We use simple,
fresh ingredients—Copy !req
431. and we mix everything by hand.Copy !req
432. What the hell is this!Copy !req
433. Oh. Those are all the rejects.Copy !req
434. Hold up.Copy !req
435. That's all you did in an hour!Copy !req
436. Well, I know you have
such high standards.Copy !req
437. Oh my god, alright.Copy !req
438. You got this Barry.
Just do it yourself.Copy !req
439. Oh also, I need you
to pick up my medicineCopy !req
440. from my uh... the pharmacist.Copy !req
441. Uh yeah, okay.Copy !req
442. What in the hell?Copy !req
443. He's right behind
the Burrito BellCopy !req
444. on Harrison street,
you can't miss him.Copy !req
445. Oh my god.Copy !req
446. Oh hey, Barry.Copy !req
447. Mark we need to—Copy !req
448. What the hell are you doing!Copy !req
449. Ice bath.Copy !req
450. Why!Copy !req
451. Helps me quickly recover
after a hard day ofCopy !req
452. thinking about
innovating, you know.Copy !req
453. Listen Mark.
There is no fricken wayCopy !req
454. I'm gonna have enough
water ice ready for Sunday!Copy !req
455. Well, let's not make perfect
the enemy of good here, Bar.Copy !req
456. Mark, do you understand
that I pride myselfCopy !req
457. on making the best water
ice in South Jersey?Copy !req
458. You have got to
call off this event.Copy !req
459. Okay, you're clearly
stressed and overworked here.Copy !req
460. Why don't you take
a mental health day?Copy !req
461. Go to the Spa.
Reset and recharge.Copy !req
462. So you'll call off the
free water ice day?Copy !req
463. Don't worry.
I'll handle it.Copy !req
464. Thank you.Copy !req
465. Hey, Vern. Got the
succulents you asked for.Copy !req
466. Oh no.Copy !req
467. He didn't buy water ice.Copy !req
468. What. The. Hell!Copy !req
469. Thank you very much.Copy !req
470. Yo! There he is.
Looking rejuvenated.Copy !req
471. Hey! You said you
called off this stunt!Copy !req
472. No. I said I'd handle it.
And it's handled!Copy !req
473. Boom.Copy !req
474. Yuck. Tastes like a
cheap scented candle.Copy !req
475. Honestly I'd rather just
pay for good water ice.Copy !req
476. This is garbage.
Who made this!Copy !req
477. Hey there, Barry!
You feeling refreshed?Copy !req
478. Oh my,Copy !req
479. oh,Copy !req
480. oh my—Copy !req
481. Uh,Copy !req
482. Yo Hank, can you call 9-1-1?Copy !req
483. Ugh, it was my strawberries.
I could see it in his eyes.Copy !req
484. One of the ones
I prepped was lopsided,Copy !req
485. I saw it.Copy !req
486. Yeah probably, but don't beat
yourself up about it.Copy !req
487. Well, he's not dead.Copy !req
488. Oh, thank God.Copy !req
489. He had a severe
stress-related heart attack.Copy !req
490. Oh, just like Dad!
That's a weird coincidence.Copy !req
491. Oh god. That's it.
It's over.Copy !req
492. The water ice shoppe is done.Copy !req
493. No it's not.Copy !req
494. I came here to take this
business to the next levelCopy !req
495. and that, by darn it,
is what I'm gonna do.Copy !req
496. Without Barry,
this business is nothing.Copy !req
497. So we got a sub-par product?Copy !req
498. There's lots of
successful businessCopy !req
499. that I can't name for legal
reasons have sub-par products.Copy !req
500. It isn't always about quality.Copy !req
501. Sometimes,
it's about gimmicks.Copy !req
502. So uh...Copy !req
503. what flavors do
you have for dogs?Copy !req
504. All of our normal flavors.Copy !req
505. We just serve them in a bowl.Copy !req
506. Even the chocolate?Copy !req
507. Yeah.Copy !req
508. I thought dogs can't
have chocolate.Copy !req
509. Then don't get chocolate.Copy !req
510. Did you enjoy your
water ice bath sir?Copy !req
511. Do you feel rejuvenated?Copy !req
512. I feel sticky.Copy !req
513. “ I want to play a game. ”Copy !req
514. “In order to escape this room,Copy !req
515. you must finish the
entire tub of water ice. ”Copy !req
516. My tummy hurts.Copy !req
517. Congratulations!
You completed the escape room!Copy !req
518. So that's gonna be
$80 for the water ice.Copy !req
519. You're lucky I didn't
call the police.Copy !req
520. I'm not sure this
business model is working.Copy !req
521. Vern?Copy !req
522. Hey Hank.Copy !req
523. Wow you look... uh...
not homeless.Copy !req
524. Well, thanks to you providing me
with a safe home,Copy !req
525. reliable meals,Copy !req
526. and my mood
stabilizer medication,Copy !req
527. I was able to get
back on my feet.Copy !req
528. Now I'm the Regional Associate
Buyer for Weggler's Grocery.Copy !req
529. Woah, that's awesome!
So does that mean...Copy !req
530. Yes, Hank.Copy !req
531. I'm finally ready to
buy that water ice.Copy !req
532. And a lot of it.
I want to put Barry's Water IceCopy !req
533. in freezers across South Jersey.Copy !req
534. Oh wow!Copy !req
535. Awesome!Copy !req
536. No!Copy !req
537. Barry?Copy !req
538. I'm Gary.Copy !req
539. Well Gary,Copy !req
540. I'd like to make
you and your brotherCopy !req
541. the next Ben & Jerry.Copy !req
542. No. We are done.Copy !req
543. We're selling this place.Copy !req
544. Gary, an order like this
could save the business.Copy !req
545. Even with BarryCopy !req
546. we couldn't fulfill
an order this big,Copy !req
547. let alone guarantee quality.Copy !req
548. Gary, just say "yes"
and we'll figure it out.Copy !req
549. No. It's not humanly possible.Copy !req
550. You can't just delegate
your way out of this.Copy !req
551. Hmm.Copy !req
552. Not humanly possible...Copy !req
553. I think I know how to
save this business.Copy !req
554. Not another cheap gimmick.Copy !req
555. Listen, maybe my
gimmicks are whatCopy !req
556. gave my dad a heart attack,Copy !req
557. destroyed his business,
gave Barry a heart attackCopy !req
558. and are currently
destroying this business,Copy !req
559. but now I realize...Copy !req
560. I was just doing
the wrong gimmicks!Copy !req
561. Yo this is the one, I promise.Copy !req
562. Oh god. What are you doing here?Copy !req
563. I brought you a
little something...Copy !req
564. Ta da!Copy !req
565. What is this?Copy !req
566. Give it a try, Bar.
I think you might be surprised.Copy !req
567. Woah.Copy !req
568. This is actually
pretty darn good.Copy !req
569. But how did you...?Copy !req
570. Oh my god.Copy !req
571. Yo Bar!Copy !req
572. Meet the BarryBots.Copy !req
573. I tried to stop them.Copy !req
574. I told them it's not the same.Copy !req
575. Yeah. Actually it's better.Copy !req
576. They work around the clock,
at double speed,Copy !req
577. so we can stay open
all year round,Copy !req
578. no problem.Copy !req
579. And they make all kinds
of crazy flavors...Copy !req
580. at Barry quality of course.Copy !req
581. Yes but it lacks
his je ne sais quoi!Copy !req
582. That Barry magic.Copy !req
583. I don't understand.
But how did they learn to—Copy !req
584. We trained them on samples
from Mark and Tammy's tub,Copy !req
585. security camera footageCopy !req
586. and my husband's extensive
and weirdly detailed notes.Copy !req
587. Oh god, I just feel so violated.Copy !req
588. I can't believe you
said "Yes" to this.Copy !req
589. Well now we can relax,
we can live stress-freeCopy !req
590. while the Barrybots bring
joy to countless generations.Copy !req
591. Oh, totally.Copy !req
592. Until they turn on us and
make us human water ice.Copy !req
593. Yeah but until then,Copy !req
594. we're gonna be making
a crap ton of money.Copy !req
595. Well... we are.Copy !req
596. Yeah.
You're all fired.Copy !req
597. Yo Hank, you wanna grill up
these dogs, watch the Phillies?Copy !req
598. Actually, Mark.Copy !req
599. I got something I
wanna show you...Copy !req
600. I've been saving up my UBI
money and thanks to you,Copy !req
601. I finally realized what
I want to spend it on.Copy !req
602. Oh my god, Hank, you didn't!Copy !req
603. You got the Rocky statue?Copy !req
604. Ta da!Copy !req
605. Holy crap.Copy !req
606. Hello.Copy !req
607. What can I get you?Copy !req
608. Baloney sandwich?Copy !req
609. Aw you know it, Dad-robot.Copy !req
610. Marcus?Copy !req
611. Dad?Copy !req
612. What is that?Copy !req
613. A crossbow?Copy !req
614. Why do you have
the jaws of life?Copy !req
615. Is that a cannon?Copy !req
616. Mark, you moron!Copy !req
617. Dammit, Hank.Copy !req