1. Nice
to
meet
you
UglyCopy !req
2. IdiotCopy !req
3. 4 LyfeCopy !req
4. TrashCopy !req
5. Learning is
fundamentalCopy !req
6. I'm the strongest InvincibleCopy !req
7. TakuroCopy !req
8. Bald
BossCopy !req
9. FurinkazanCopy !req
10. Demon For RealCopy !req
11. Dumb
assCopy !req
12. Don't fuck with me!Copy !req
13. Ugh, this is really bad...Copy !req
14. I'm actually at Yankii High.Copy !req
15. Eita-kun.Copy !req
16. Hand.Copy !req
17. Huh?Copy !req
18. Oh, sure.Copy !req
19. Okay, here goes.Copy !req
20. Huh?Copy !req
21. Help!Copy !req
22. Someone! Help me!Copy !req
23. What the hell is happening right now?!Copy !req
24. Settle down, Eita. Keep your cool, Eita!Copy !req
25. I've got a very unique
situation going on here.Copy !req
26. Let's compartmentalize
while also avoiding reality...Copy !req
27. If I focus purely on the positives
for me, then right now...Copy !req
28. the fact remains that I am groping the boobs
of the school's hottest girl, Yamada-san.Copy !req
29. Someone!Copy !req
30. Huh... Feels funny, though.Copy !req
31. Yeah, I was expecting something
like Kawado-san's boobs...Copy !req
32. Not that I've touched them, but I expected
something like... the softness of rich soil.Copy !req
33. But these aren't like that!Copy !req
34. They're hard! Like rocks!Copy !req
35. I feel a tension, like I'm
rock-climbing without a lifeline.Copy !req
36. These things are my only hope for survival!Copy !req
37. Not that I've ever gone rock-climbing.Copy !req
38. What's this?Copy !req
39. Hey, kid! What are you doing?Copy !req
40. Uh, well, this is actually...Copy !req
41. Help!Copy !req
42. I can't shake the feeling that I've stuck my
nose into something extremely dangerous.Copy !req
43. Episode 9: "I'm Gonna Go Down in Shinobi History"Copy !req
44. The sun feels so distant...Copy !req
45. It really is a subterranean fortress.Copy !req
46. They play up the Nin-Nin theme by
claiming 22 basement levels, but...Copy !req
47. The truth is, nobody knows
how deep it actually goes.Copy !req
48. I wonder how many ninja will
be delving into this hellholeCopy !req
49. to endure nightmare missions today...Copy !req
50. Working overnight?Copy !req
51. Hey, Manager Taira.
This'll be night three for me.Copy !req
52. Gotta say, things are already looking bad.Copy !req
53. Their gear outperforms our
Marishiten in every way.Copy !req
54. Considering our latest model is 4.0,Copy !req
55. I'd say they're on 5.0.Copy !req
56. I don't get technobabble. Any weaknesses?Copy !req
57. Nope.Copy !req
58. First of all, the latest
model of Marishiten, 4.0,Copy !req
59. was designed with a focus on mobility,
with domestic usage in mind.Copy !req
60. It's a lightly armed model.Copy !req
61. Its bullet- and blade-proofing
aren't that strong.Copy !req
62. Compared to the 3.5, a heavy-armor
type developed for use during war,Copy !req
63. its design principles are different.Copy !req
64. And then there's the enemy's new model,Copy !req
65. which has all the strengths of both,
and none of the weaknesses.Copy !req
66. I find myself once again wondering
how their tech manages to outdo ours.Copy !req
67. Break it down in simple terms.Copy !req
68. Look here.Copy !req
69. It took analysis from the
Ninja Lab's Rappa supercomputerCopy !req
70. to get us something more substantial.Copy !req
71. The suit takes a blow from a
super-high-strength NIN ninja sword,Copy !req
72. but its impact protection
system is strong enoughCopy !req
73. that it doesn't even leave a scratch.Copy !req
74. It even maintains its invisibility.Copy !req
75. What else?Copy !req
76. Manger Taira... If we're going to do this,
we should head to the nap room.Copy !req
77. And you're gonna update
the front lines with this intel?Copy !req
78. Yep. About to send the data
to Chief Ninja Kato...Copy !req
79. Actually, I might not be lucky enough
to send it in time for the UN attack.Copy !req
80. Or maybe a portion of the
data could be corrupted...Copy !req
81. What do you think?Copy !req
82. Go ahead and send everything to him.Copy !req
83. If he still dies, then that's that.Copy !req
84. Sure, by your command.Copy !req
85. I don't mind Chief Ninja Kato,
but I really hope Onikobe dies.Copy !req
86. That said... something about this is bugging me.Copy !req
87. UN's invisibility suit is clearly over-spec.Copy !req
88. Like it has some other purpose...Copy !req
89. Hey, Hachiya-kun? Ozu here.Copy !req
90. Sorry to bug you during a mission.
You good to talk?Copy !req
91. Nurse's OfficeCopy !req
92. It's nice to hear from you, Master.Copy !req
93. I'm good. I was just
finishing morning practice.Copy !req
94. There's a NIN Alert,Copy !req
95. so Kodan High School is about
to become a combat zone.Copy !req
96. I know.Copy !req
97. Normally, you wouldn't be on
the scene for something like this.Copy !req
98. I'd rather pull you out ASAP, but...Copy !req
99. Considering whose grandson I am...Copy !req
100. It's important that I show up in the field
so the other genin don't get unruly.Copy !req
101. Well, if you do encounter an enemy,
be sure to run for it.Copy !req
102. Push comes to shove,Copy !req
103. use the Rear Support Maneuvers
Division 2 girl you're with as a shield.Copy !req
104. You don't have to tell me. I know.Copy !req
105. And I fully intend to, Master.Copy !req
106. You gotta survive, kid.
You're my ticket to getting promoted.Copy !req
107. The grandson of Tara,
one of the seven NIN leaders.Copy !req
108. Yo, Ninja Lab's loosest &@*$$^,
what the hell kept you?Copy !req
109. What the fuck am I dealing with here?Copy !req
110. Your message? Yeah, I read it. It was bullshit.Copy !req
111. All you did was yap about how
good the enemy's weapons are.Copy !req
112. I want weaknesses, damn it.Copy !req
113. The fuck you mean, "there are none"?!Copy !req
114. You there!Copy !req
115. The use of smartphones on
school grounds is prohibited.Copy !req
116. What did you say?Copy !req
117. He's not quite Yoshida-sensei,
but he's rugged, too!Copy !req
118. His old man smell isn't bad, either.Copy !req
119. Come on, now...Copy !req
120. I'm so sorry, Sensei.Copy !req
121. My maternal grandmother doesn't have
long left... and I just had to talk to her.Copy !req
122. Well, in that case, I guess...Copy !req
123. I really appreciate it.Copy !req
124. Just don't make it obvious.Copy !req
125. Okay.Copy !req
126. Come on, &@*$$^ cheese,
you gotta have something for me.Copy !req
127. This is why everyone thinks
the Ninja Lab is useless!Copy !req
128. Come on, Senpai, don't be mean.Copy !req
129. I don't have any &@*$$^ cheese.
I'll even let you smell to make sure.Copy !req
130. I hate to say it, but NIN is at a
complete technological disadvantage.Copy !req
131. You're the only one who's ever fought
that new UN suit and survived.Copy !req
132. I don't think it was a coincidence
you dodged that first strike.Copy !req
133. Is there anything that you noticed about it?Copy !req
134. Maybe in terms of smell?Copy !req
135. Smell, huh?Copy !req
136. I wasn't really paying attention,
since it didn't smell like old man.Copy !req
137. By the way, Senpai,
is Onikobe-senpai with you?Copy !req
138. Yeah, she's right next to me.Copy !req
139. This school will be your tomb!Copy !req
140. Die, Onikobe!Copy !req
141. Does she hate me or something?Copy !req
142. Considering you're the one who popped
her eye, I doubt she likes you.Copy !req
143. I only did it because she was annoying.Copy !req
144. Chief Ninja Kato
CallCopy !req
145. Onikobe. Suzuki. Are you in position?Copy !req
146. Yes, Chief Ninja Kato. We're ready.Copy !req
147. Good. Don't even consider trying
to take the enemy alive.Copy !req
148. Their death is our top priority.Copy !req
149. During the operation,
you will not be accountable for anythingCopy !req
150. that you do in front of a Ninja Tribunal.Copy !req
151. The ROE have been lifted.Copy !req
152. In addition, for this mission,
I will be joining you.Copy !req
153. Damn it, Eita, you little shit...Copy !req
154. My dad is Azuma, the former
Nerima assemblyman!Copy !req
155. Don't think you'll get away
with what you did.Copy !req
156. The bullying begins anew today.Copy !req
157. I wonder what I should do to him...Copy !req
158. Maybe for... a start...Copy !req
159. Huh?Copy !req
160. Why...Copy !req
161. Why can I see... my own... back?Copy !req
162. Wha...Copy !req
163. All good. I killed someone and kept my cool.Copy !req
164. Hell, I enjoyed it.Copy !req
165. Nekohira... I'm gonna go
down in shinobi history.Copy !req
166. Will I be able to collect a hundred heads?Copy !req
167. I've been standing here this whole
time and he hasn't said a thing.Copy !req
168. It's so awkward.Copy !req
169. Come on... Gotta talk about something...Copy !req
170. H-Hey, Director, you've been
working here for a long time, right?Copy !req
171. I have.Copy !req
172. I heard rumors about some caves
in the woods behind the school.Copy !req
173. Sorry!Copy !req
174. Well.Copy !req
175. It looks like both NIN and Rear Support
Maneuvers Division 2 have given up on this place.Copy !req
176. U-Um...Copy !req
177. There are caves, but the entrance
is on school grounds.Copy !req
178. Huh?Copy !req
179. You should use them to escape.Copy !req
180. The campus is already surrounded.
It'd be dangerous to leave any other way.Copy !req
181. Don't get swept up
with the other students.Copy !req
182. Survive, and tell people about this disaster.Copy !req
183. What the hell?
Both the director and Kuro-kun...Copy !req
184. What's going to happen?Copy !req
185. Suzuki-senpai!Copy !req
186. UN's on the scene.Copy !req
187. I need to know the situation, now.Copy !req
188. 'Kay!Copy !req
189. Tengen, our surveillance satellite,
has the footage.Copy !req
190. There's a decapitated male student.Copy !req
191. Looks like he's already on school grounds.Copy !req
192. Caution advised.Copy !req
193. Roger.Copy !req
194. If either of youCopy !req
195. can land a GPS marker on UN during battle,Copy !req
196. Escape will be able to kill them
via a saturated bombing attack.Copy !req
197. And if we can't?Copy !req
198. In that case, we'll use the GPS coordinates
for the two of you as targets.Copy !req
199. This will also be the case
if you two are incapacitated.Copy !req
200. So we'd better kill UN ourselves, then.Copy !req
201. Time for work, Onikobe.Copy !req
202. Lunch break is over!Copy !req
203. Anyone still out here?Copy !req
204. Man, they don't actually roll that well.Copy !req
205. School, huh? Never did like it.Copy !req
206. Whole place is suffocating.Copy !req
207. I remember during ninja school,
on my way to class,Copy !req
208. I'd kick any stones in the road...Copy !req
209. Always had my gaze downcast.Copy !req
210. Hey, Fatty-take!Copy !req
211. How the hell do you come back with a somen bunCopy !req
212. when I specifically asked for a yakisoba bun?Copy !req
213. You see the problem?Copy !req
214. It's just... when lunch break is almost over...Copy !req
215. the most popular stuff is sold out—Copy !req
216. Did I ask you for excuses, Fatty-take?Copy !req
217. She's been in a real mood ever since
Mako-chan took up with that NIN guy.Copy !req
218. This creep looks like he'd
love it if I slugged him.Copy !req
219. N-No, not at all! Be my guest!Copy !req
220. Is this NIN?Copy !req
221. What's going on here?Copy !req
222. Marishiten that are used domestically
shouldn't be able to go fully invisible!Copy !req
223. Don't move, Fatty-take.Copy !req
224. R-Right!Copy !req
225. Contact Mako-chan right now!Copy !req
226. Right!Copy !req
227. H-Huh? You... don't weigh much, do you?Copy !req
228. You get a ten-second head start.Copy !req
229. If I catch you again, you're dead.Copy !req
230. That should kick the panic off.Copy !req
231. First step is to sow chaos in the school.Copy !req
232. They used to have me running errands, too...Copy !req
233. Y'know, when I become a jonin,Copy !req
234. I'm gonna ban the use of cats as weapons.Copy !req
235. Nekohira... do you honestly
think you can make jonin?Copy !req
236. What's the harm in talking
about our... dreams?Copy !req
237. Ow!Copy !req
238. Saruta. Nekohira.Copy !req
239. Didn't I tell you guys to go buy
hyorogan at the school store?Copy !req
240. You've got thirty seconds
to buy it and get back here.Copy !req
241. If you can't manage that...Copy !req
242. you're dead.Copy !req
243. I'll never forget those eyes.Copy !req
244. This calls for more... louder... chaos.Copy !req
245. Okay, everyone in your seats!Copy !req
246. Oh, I guess you're already sitting.Copy !req
247. Before class starts, your teacher
has something to tell you.Copy !req
248. It turns out he left his body
in the shoe lockers!Copy !req
249. Well, shit. Is this conformity in action?Copy !req
250. Not gonna react? Even a little?Copy !req
251. Are your brains working?Copy !req
252. Do these kids not know how to
think or act for themselves?Copy !req
253. Oh, well. I blame the system.Copy !req
254. Something's there! Something is in there!Copy !req
255. This is bad!Copy !req
256. Tae-chan!Copy !req
257. Get a move on already! Go!Copy !req
258. Shut the fuck up!Copy !req
259. Down we go...Copy !req
260. Aw, man. The boys' restroom?Copy !req
261. You're not a lucky kid, are you?Copy !req
262. Well, it is what it is.Copy !req
263. Never mind. You get to live.Copy !req
264. You won't have to eat in the can anymore.Copy !req
265. Hell, as the sole survivor, the press
is gonna be banging down your door.Copy !req
266. I don't think I'm getting any signal.Copy !req
267. Faculty RoomCopy !req
268. You, too?Copy !req
269. Excuse me...Copy !req
270. Come on, Fatty-take!Copy !req
271. Class is already—Copy !req
272. It's just... I-I think an invisible man...
is killing everybody.Copy !req
273. Don't move, Fatty-take!Copy !req
274. No more!Copy !req
275. I don't wanna die!
I don't wanna die!Copy !req
276. Shit. The panic's already set in.Copy !req
277. This is the vice principal
with a message for all students.Copy !req
278. I've been informed that there is
an intruder on school grounds.Copy !req
279. For safety's sake, all students are
to evacuate to the courtyard.Copy !req
280. That's just what he wants.Copy !req
281. Please, do not rush,
follow your teachers' directions and—Copy !req
282. This message is for all students.Copy !req
283. The intruder on school grounds
was a false report.Copy !req
284. Wh-Who is that talking?!Copy !req
285. Please remain in your classrooms.Copy !req
286. I repeat, the reporters
of an intruder were false.Copy !req
287. What the hell?Copy !req
288. Please remain in your classrooms.Copy !req
289. Who made the report?Copy !req
290. What a pain in the ass...Copy !req
291. This message is for NIN.
The UN has moved to a different building.Copy !req
292. If you don't pincer him, he'll get away.Copy !req
293. If you're interested in working together,Copy !req
294. head to the blackboard eraser
cleaning station in the hall.Copy !req
295. You'll be able to reply from there.Copy !req
296. I guess you want us to
team up, Clairaudience?Copy !req
297. We don't really have a choice.Copy !req
298. It's been twenty years since
he was sent out on loanCopy !req
299. from NIN to the Ministry of Welfare's
Rear Support Maneuvers Division 2.Copy !req
300. I can't even tell whose side he's on anymore.Copy !req
301. Your ability to search for the enemy
on school grounds is going to be limited,Copy !req
302. and he knows that.Copy !req
303. Tell me one thing.Copy !req
304. You're an extremely rare case:
a nukenin who's been allowed live in public.Copy !req
305. You've been here for twenty years. Why?Copy !req
306. What's your reason?Copy !req
307. Watching out for children as they grow up
became my reason for living.Copy !req
308. Is that a good enough answer?Copy !req
309. Honestly, hearing about ancient history
from you is a waste of time.Copy !req
310. Will you be handling the pincer attack?Copy !req
311. I'll be backing you up with my ears.Copy !req
312. You've got that troublemaker
for a boss, haven't you?Copy !req
313. Bring him in as soon as you can.Copy !req
314. So he says.Copy !req
315. You heard him.
What do you say, Chief Ninja Kato?Copy !req
316. I'm already headed there.Copy !req
317. Seems like Clairaudience is just
going to be listening from on high...Copy !req
318. Sounds like the clairaudience user
and the NIN agents have linked up.Copy !req
319. I expected as much.Copy !req
320. Hey, you.Copy !req
321. Kuro-san? Hibi-san?Copy !req
322. What was your name again?Copy !req
323. You mean you didn't know?!Copy !req
324. No.Copy !req
325. You didn't seem important,
so I didn't think I'd need to.Copy !req
326. Damn, man...Copy !req
327. I'm Noheji!Copy !req
328. Noheji?Copy !req
329. That's a weird name...Copy !req
330. How's Kuro gonna play this?Copy !req
331. Noheji... 10,895th place...Copy !req
332. There are approximately 670 in the country,
most of which are in Tohoku.Copy !req
333. To think I'd meet one in Nerima...Copy !req
334. Can I please shake your hand?Copy !req
335. Uh, sure...Copy !req
336. You coulda told me sooner!Copy !req
337. W-Well, I kinda thought you
were already in the school.Copy !req
338. Why?Copy !req
339. Well... uh... I saw someone knocked out.Copy !req
340. That's Kawarada, the guidance counselor.Copy !req
341. He's a second-dan in karate.Copy !req
342. Hey!Copy !req
343. It's me, Eita!Copy !req
344. Save me!Copy !req
345. Episode 10: "A Maiden's Chest Is a Precious Thing"Copy !req
346. Onikobe is rare enough
that it doesn't even rankCopy !req
347. among the most common
Japanese family names.Copy !req
348. Which do you think is better,
a rare name or a common one?Copy !req
349. No clue.Copy !req
350. If rare ones are worse,
I'd be extremely weak.Copy !req
351. Maybe I should start going by Sato?Copy !req
352. You really shouldn't.Copy !req