1. Welcome...Copy !req
2. Well.Copy !req
3. You think a cheap little toy
like that is gonna get me off?Copy !req
4. Whip it out, sonny. Let's have some fun.Copy !req
5. Multiple enemies... no, only one presence.Copy !req
6. Maybe I should go back to being a shut-in.Copy !req
7. I finally get to see
Yoshida Akikazu-sensei again...Copy !req
8. I can't wait to give him
a lot of negative criticism.Copy !req
9. Episode 7: "Meow Meow, Meow Meow, Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow?"Copy !req
10. Damn, this is a lot of blood!Copy !req
11. Pretty impressive, though.Copy !req
12. I guess if you're old-school enough a ninja,Copy !req
13. you try to fulfill your duty to the very end.Copy !req
14. The voice I heard from the other
direction wasn't an illusion...Copy !req
15. but from a speaker installed in the shuriken.Copy !req
16. Come on now, granny, no spoilers.Copy !req
17. Expanding your invisibility
suit for a moment...Copy !req
18. to blow the blood I got on it off...
and restore its complete invisibility...Copy !req
19. probably also... can neutralize some attacks...Copy !req
20. Commander Sasama... Big Sis Takachiho...Copy !req
21. I'll be... passing on... first...Copy !req
22. That's one down.Copy !req
23. One Month AgoCopy !req
24. Already?!Copy !req
25. You seem to be surprised.Copy !req
26. I know you're a failure, but you were trying
to flee your shinobi organization,Copy !req
27. without a means to escape overseas.Copy !req
28. Did you really think you could survive?Copy !req
29. True enough...Copy !req
30. But I... was betting on a rumor I heard.Copy !req
31. And what might that rumor be?Copy !req
32. Defecting to UN?Copy !req
33. Working for us?Copy !req
34. You're really with UN?Copy !req
35. You've got the wrong idea here.Copy !req
36. I didn't run because I wanted to survive.Copy !req
37. The idea of living long enough for
my ninja skills to fade with age...Copy !req
38. I'd rather die than go through that.Copy !req
39. I'll be blunt with you:Copy !req
40. As long as I get to fight,
I'll side with anyone!Copy !req
41. Put me on a battlefield!Copy !req
42. Give me a place where I can die fighting!Copy !req
43. Very well.Copy !req
44. I know the perfect place for you.Copy !req
45. Gonna kill, and kill, and kill...Copy !req
46. And keep killing until the day I die!Copy !req
47. Now, who dies next?Copy !req
48. I finally finished my manuscript, so I'm
going to get a good night's sleep for once.Copy !req
49. Nobunaga, oh how he died, at Honnoji...Copy !req
50. That Akechi, he went rogue,
and it was such bad news!Copy !req
51. Along came Hideyoshi and...Copy !req
52. I think I had some strawberry
milk in my fridge.Copy !req
53. Oh, Yoshida-sensei.Copy !req
54. This manuscript is wonderfu—Copy !req
55. Eek! Sensei, what are you doing?!
We don't know each other that well yet!Copy !req
56. Whoa, hang on! I was just in the bath!Copy !req
57. What are you even doing here
in the first place, Suzuki-san?Copy !req
58. I came to pick up your manuscript.Copy !req
59. The door was unlocked.Copy !req
60. What? I'm pretty sure I locked it.Copy !req
61. And I thought I had a different editor now?Copy !req
62. No,Copy !req
63. I'm going to be your editor
until the day I die.Copy !req
64. U-Until death?Copy !req
65. You know the lady from the convenience store?Copy !req
66. I think she knows me, too.Copy !req
67. She was the one who went to the
"child welfare center" or whatever.Copy !req
68. I see.Copy !req
69. So she's not a bad person.Copy !req
70. Question, though: why are you at my place?Copy !req
71. Mom is late getting home,Copy !req
72. and you're the only one I know
who can take me to the store.Copy !req
73. You already know I just got back from there.Copy !req
74. Plus, you don't have any money.
You just wanna use mine.Copy !req
75. You're so cheap!Copy !req
76. I'm gonna go by myself and
when the police take me in,Copy !req
77. I'm gonna tell them the weird high school
kid in my building messed with me!Copy !req
78. Don't! They might actually come after me!Copy !req
79. I rejected the majority of the manuscript.Copy !req
80. Now I can visit him on the way
home from school tomorrow!Copy !req
81. Emergency Shinobi NoticeCopy !req
82. An emergency shinobi notice?Copy !req
83. Emergency Shinobi NoticeCopy !req
84. There was an attack at a convenience store...Copy !req
85. A shinobi was killed.Copy !req
86. She was one of our teachers...Copy !req
87. I honestly thought the old bat was immortal.Copy !req
88. Complete invisibility...Copy !req
89. Does this mean UN is behind the attack?Copy !req
90. And if they targeted a kunoichi...Copy !req
91. If the attacker left the storeCopy !req
92. and then immediately ran into another
kunoichi walking around at night...Copy !req
93. Bingo!Copy !req
94. They really are invisible...
And they're concealing their presence.Copy !req
95. It really is different from the downgraded
Marishiten they let us use domestically.Copy !req
96. Yoshida-sensei... I might die today.Copy !req
97. Huh? It's the violent lady.Copy !req
98. What'cha doing?Copy !req
99. Junna, run!Copy !req
100. Hey, it's Stitches! Where've you been?Copy !req
101. I was worried about you.Copy !req
102. Okay... I'm putting my weapon
down, so let the girl go.Copy !req
103. Damn it... I lost track of them when
Junna showed up and caught my attention.Copy !req
104. The Ninja Lab came up with
this poison. D9-49-9386.Copy !req
105. If I can tag them, they'll die in two seconds.Copy !req
106. But that's long enough
for Junna to be killed...Copy !req
107. Is that cat talking?Copy !req
108. Is that you, Saruta?Copy !req
109. Are you... Nekohira?!Copy !req
110. Violent lady...Copy !req
111. This cat is talking funny!Copy !req
112. And I can hear a man
behind me for some reason.Copy !req
113. Just don't move!Copy !req
114. The enemy's a male...
And what's with that cat?Copy !req
115. This is kinda scary!Copy !req
116. Ow, ow, ow!Copy !req
117. Don't hurt her! She's a civilian!
What do you want?Copy !req
118. Good. As long as he's got a hold
on her, I can buy more time.Copy !req
119. Hey, Saruta. That kunoichi...Copy !req
120. Isn't that Suzuki?Copy !req
121. No way! Her face and voice
are totally different.Copy !req
122. This is the girl they've got
infiltrating Kodan High School.Copy !req
123. It's easy to change your appearance.Copy !req
124. You know this already,
but I've got a real smell fetish.Copy !req
125. And becoming a cat
has given it a huge boost.Copy !req
126. I still remember the smell
of Suzuki's sweat vividly!Copy !req
127. U-Um... Would you please...
I mean, do you wanna... well...Copy !req
128. g-go out with me?Copy !req
129. I'm sorry!Copy !req
130. I know exactly how you feel, Saruta-kun.Copy !req
131. I feel the same way.Copy !req
132. Suzuki-san...Copy !req
133. But when we graduate,Copy !req
134. there's no telling what kind of ninja
duty we'll be assigned to, right?Copy !req
135. Onikobe is going to be an overseas operator,
and who knows what'll happen to me?Copy !req
136. I saw her shoulders heaving as she walked
away, and all I could do was watch...Copy !req
137. Hey, Saruta! I came up with a cat language!Copy !req
138. Check it!Copy !req
139. Ninja Technical School - Day of GraduationCopy !req
140. The Kunoichi Program has
two valedictorians this year:Copy !req
141. Suzuki and Onikobe.Copy !req
142. The two of them have used the seduction
arts over the last three years,Copy !req
143. resulting in 24 confessions for each
of them, numbering a total of 48.Copy !req
144. And none of those 48 idiots realized
they were in a honey trap.Copy !req
145. O-Onikobe... You're kidding me.Copy !req
146. I'll never forget the smug look on her face!Copy !req
147. Please, Saruta.Copy !req
148. Kill me while I've still got my memories!Copy !req
149. Come on, Saruta! Are you listening?Copy !req
150. Oh, sorry.Copy !req
151. Oh, no... Hurry... My memories...Copy !req
152. Stitches ran off...Copy !req
153. Now what do I do?Copy !req
154. This isn't where you die.Copy !req
155. It'll be at Kodan High School.Copy !req
156. Are you okay?Copy !req
157. Not even a little!Copy !req
158. Suzuki...Copy !req
159. Dying in a school suits you perfectly.Copy !req
160. Well?Copy !req
161. "Well" nothing. It doesn't even
show up on the footage.Copy !req
162. See? Magazines fall over.
Plastic bottles, too.Copy !req
163. They're not even being careful.Copy !req
164. After this is when the lady gets cut down,
but you can't see the blade, either.Copy !req
165. Just get to the point.Copy !req
166. Was that thing built by the Ninja Lab?Copy !req
167. Unfortunately, nothing exists
in my departmentCopy !req
168. that can erase visibility for
a sword quite so perfectly.Copy !req
169. This tech would have every
mouth back at the lab watering.Copy !req
170. Ninja Chief Kato, it's dangerous
to operate individually.Copy !req
171. Who do you think you're talking to?Copy !req
172. But, sir, this emergency
summons is suspicious.Copy !req
173. Might it be a trap?Copy !req
174. I should attend as your guard.Copy !req
175. You'll be on standby.Copy !req
176. My Marishiten's sensors are
picking up multiple readings.Copy !req
177. There are people in Marishiten 3.5s,
and they've already surrounded us.Copy !req
178. Did you not hear me when I said
you're on standby, Onikobe?Copy !req
179. Sir!Copy !req
180. Come to think of it,
there was that overseas mission...Copy !req
181. We were cleaning up a drug cartel after a
crackdown by the Navy SEALs, but it went south,Copy !req
182. and we were trapped in wetlands just
like these with Commander Sasama.Copy !req
183. I think the Marishiten model
at the time was 2.0?Copy !req
184. They were so damn heavy,
on the fritz from the humidity...Copy !req
185. Then the drug trafficking tunnels we were
hiding in got lit up with a flamethrower.Copy !req
186. Everyone died but the three of us.Copy !req
187. You and I got cooked pretty bad
protecting Chief Sasama.Copy !req
188. Granted, that led to the Ninja Lab
giving me my old face back,Copy !req
189. so I could finally come back to Japan.Copy !req
190. And yet I find myself bored.Copy !req
191. Maybe in the end, we've got an urge
to seek out conflict after all!Copy !req
192. Could you can the chitchat?Copy !req
193. Relax. I mean, they might
think they're hidden,Copy !req
194. but you can tell how much bloodlust
we're surrounded by, right?Copy !req
195. Yeah.Copy !req
196. The Rainbow Hound is around, too.Copy !req
197. Which means... Well, you know.Copy !req
198. The Rainbow Hound...Copy !req
199. Kumogakure Nijiro is nearby.Copy !req
200. And if the Rainbow Hound is part of security,
then there must be jonin class around...Copy !req
201. Hey, there you are.Copy !req
202. Sasama...san?Copy !req
203. Kato, have you lost some weight?Copy !req
204. Could it be?!Copy !req
205. Hey. Been a while, Kato.Copy !req
206. Why's Onikobe in Japan, working with you?Copy !req
207. And can you explain how, as soon as
she gets back, there was a killing?Copy !req
208. Lower the sword, Taira.Copy !req
209. Hey, Onikobe.Copy !req
210. I know you're in there. Come on out.Copy !req
211. I haven't seen you since graduation.
Let's chat.Copy !req
212. Wow, going invisible? What's up?Copy !req
213. I'm putting myself out here.
Are you that scared of losing to me?Copy !req
214. Relax. The people who are
hiding won't make a move.Copy !req
215. So fast—Copy !req
216. Okay, stop.Copy !req
217. You really are a lot stronger.Copy !req
218. I guess I don't stand a
chance against someoneCopy !req
219. who's been fighting on the front lines...Copy !req
220. I got attacked last night.Copy !req
221. By someone with complete invisibility.Copy !req
222. You think that was me?Copy !req
223. Hardly. You would've kept
going until I was dead.Copy !req
224. But the bigwigs suspect you and your boss.Copy !req
225. The attacker knew that I was
infiltrating a school on a mission.Copy !req
226. This is speculation,Copy !req
227. but I think it might be one of the classmates
we caught with our honey trap project.Copy !req
228. Can you think of anyone who'd hate us?Copy !req
229. Too many to remember specifics, but...Copy !req
230. I'll kill them if they come at me.Copy !req
231. I bet you will! Welcome home, Onikobe.Copy !req
232. Hard to tell with everyone wearing masks.Copy !req
233. All the guys in our class
asked you out, right?Copy !req
234. A few of the girls, too.Copy !req
235. Yeah, you always were a hit with the girls.Copy !req
236. I can understand why they'd be mad,
but who'd go as far as murder?Copy !req
237. There was a guy who confessed in cat talk.Copy !req
238. Oh, I remember!Copy !req
239. I cracked up when he tried that with me.Copy !req
240. Just kept meowing, and I had
no idea what he was saying.Copy !req
241. It was annoying enough
that I considered killing him.Copy !req
242. SarutaCopy !req
243. NekohiraCopy !req
244. What was his name? Nekota?Copy !req
245. No. Nekohira.Copy !req
246. Neko... Saru...Copy !req
247. There was that Saruta guy, too.Copy !req
248. I don't remember him too well,
but he had a real cowardly look to his eyes.Copy !req
249. Don't really remember anything else...Copy !req
250. I'm thinking, if things move fast,Copy !req
251. there'll be an attack at the school
before the end of the week.Copy !req
252. The Ninja Lab's looking into it, but...Copy !req
253. According to a kouhai who works there,Copy !req
254. this might've been a new suit deployed by UN.Copy !req
255. Newer than your Marishiten 3.5
or the latest 4.0, even.Copy !req
256. Isn't that exciting?Copy !req
257. I really wanna fight UN.Copy !req
258. Wanna kill him together?Copy !req
259. Yeah.Copy !req
260. Oh my God... That baby is adorable!Copy !req
261. The Ninja Lab thinks that the killingCopy !req
262. was carried out by someone in a
new model of suit deployed by UN.Copy !req
263. Kato, whose orders are you under?Copy !req
264. Okay, I understand.Copy !req
265. That explains why you have someone
higher-ranked than a jonin with you.Copy !req
266. You're exactly right, Kato.Copy !req
267. You're looking at one of the
seven chief NIN officers, Tara.Copy !req
268. Seriously?!Copy !req
269. I thought he was Commander Sasama's
kid and gave him head pats!Copy !req
270. It hasn't been long since the surgery,Copy !req
271. and we'll have to wait a while
before he's able to converse,Copy !req
272. but he's here in order to establish
the lines of communication.Copy !req
273. A brain transplant...Copy !req
274. I had heard there was a success
with animals, but even humans now?Copy !req
275. Wait.Copy !req
276. What happened to
Commander Sasama's kid, then?Copy !req
277. Did they—Copy !req
278. So cute! Like a little dumpling!Copy !req
279. All right, Kato.Copy !req
280. Either you've been under orders from
someone else without my knowledge...Copy !req
281. Or maybe you've been acting
on your own, without any orders.Copy !req
282. All I need to do is ask the functional
head of NIN, Tara, to learn the truth.Copy !req
283. By all means, then.Copy !req
284. I know better than most that you
wouldn't crack under NIN torture.Copy !req
285. But I'm willing to overlook this string
of unilateral calls you've made.Copy !req
286. In exchange, I want you to
demonstrate your loyalty to NIN.Copy !req
287. Crawl between the Rainbow Hound's legs.Copy !req
288. Hey!Copy !req
289. Now they're suspecting me because of you!Copy !req
290. Should I take her hostage...
or fight with her help?Copy !req
291. What now?Copy !req
292. Do I let myself get taken hostage,
or fight with OnikobeCopy !req
293. and try to get injured enough
to take tomorrow off school?Copy !req
294. If UN really does attack the school,
regardless of how the fight turns out,Copy !req
295. there's a chance NIN will use Escape.Copy !req
296. And if that happens, I die either way.Copy !req
297. Oh, Yoshida-sensei...Copy !req
298. I can't die. He'd be so sad.Copy !req
299. A shinobi's true job is to survive.Copy !req
300. Wait for me, Yoshida-sensei!Copy !req
301. Episode 8: "Every Last Ninja on the Surface Will Be Annihilated"Copy !req
302. Noguchi is ranked in the 90s for most
common Japanese family names.Copy !req
303. For real? You're not lying again?Copy !req
304. Come on, now. I've got an
"I die if I lie" disease.Copy !req
305. If that's a lie, then you're dead.Copy !req
306. I am? Why?Copy !req
307. I don't know! And you probably won't!Copy !req