1. Okay, what is this?
Who are you supposed to be?Copy !req
2. Kuro-san... Has he come to save me?Copy !req
3. Hey, Noheji. Who do you think this is?Copy !req
4. ...is how I make a feint before one of these!Copy !req
5. Huh? He didn't even budge.Copy !req
6. That's a sanchin stance...Copy !req
7. This dude must do karate.Copy !req
8. Might wanna watch yourself, Azuma.Copy !req
9. Hey! Don't hide in there. Come on out.Copy !req
10. You want some of this?!Copy !req
11. A tactical baton?
Were they gonna use that on me?!Copy !req
12. But... I have my assassin that I paid to—Copy !req
13. Why is he behind me?!Copy !req
14. Listen up, Eita.Copy !req
15. Right hand is rock, left hand is paper.Copy !req
16. Right and left... What?Copy !req
17. What the hell are you talking about?!Copy !req
18. Now, relax for me.Copy !req
19. Wh-What the?!Copy !req
20. Ow!Copy !req
21. The invisibility's worn off.
I guess a charge really doesn't last long.Copy !req
22. You can take it from here.
Finish them off if you want.Copy !req
23. You did it, so it's your call.Copy !req
24. I'm not sure what I should do...Copy !req
25. One thing.Copy !req
26. Where's the director's office?Copy !req
27. He's usually in the boiler room.Copy !req
28. Episode 6: "The Lid on This Hellish Cauldron Has Come Off"Copy !req
29. This must be it.Copy !req
30. I guess I'm impressed.Copy !req
31. Heading straight into
enemy territory like this...Copy !req
32. The invisibility you ninja love
so much won't work on me.Copy !req
33. I didn't think you'd come here quite
so soon, Kumogakure Kuro-kun.Copy !req
34. I can come back later, then.Copy !req
35. Come on, why don't you relax
and have a cup of tea?!Copy !req
36. Impressive.Copy !req
37. To blow that dart with such precise timing...Copy !req
38. And the latest NIN armor.
It lives up to its reputation.Copy !req
39. The blade resistance has improved
almost as much as the invisibility.Copy !req
40. With an older model, your arm
would be on the ground right now.Copy !req
41. Give up now.
Escape has already targeted you.Copy !req
42. Attack again and your arm will evaporate.Copy !req
43. It's an honor to be in the cross hairs
of NIN's ultimate weapon, Escape.Copy !req
44. On the roof before, it was
Hachiya-kun's laser pointer...Copy !req
45. But I'd be thrilled if the
real deal was aimed at me.Copy !req
46. Care to find out?Copy !req
47. Ew, you can see their insides...Copy !req
48. Weird how fast you get used to it, though.Copy !req
49. I know, right?Copy !req
50. If you watch it all the time,
it stops being stimulating enough.Copy !req
51. Pardon me.Copy !req
52. Sit.Copy !req
53. Sir.Copy !req
54. I was wondering...Copy !req
55. What is it?Copy !req
56. The popular show from the
Ninja Broadcast Company,Copy !req
57. Me and Old Dudes, was airing on regular TV.Copy !req
58. Normally, the signal is scrambled
so that civilian TVs can't pick it up.Copy !req
59. But there's a selection of households
that can view it normally.Copy !req
60. Is it part of the support offered
to victims of the Ninja Disaster?Copy !req
61. There are times when the aims of shinobi
and the government don't align.Copy !req
62. Should it come to that, our last bastionCopy !req
63. will be the support we
have among the citizenry.Copy !req
64. One of our jobs as shinobi is to see
that public resentment doesn't fall on us.Copy !req
65. "What the people don't know won't hurt them."Copy !req
66. I didn't bring you in for chitchat.Copy !req
67. Command has decided to
provide you additional gearCopy !req
68. for your infiltration of Kodan High School.Copy !req
69. The mission's danger rating
has increased, then?Copy !req
70. Choose whatever you like.Copy !req
71. This is a drone shuriken.Copy !req
72. It's the latest model, and automatically
follows a target until it connects.Copy !req
73. There's also a folding handgun.
The foreigner we took in the other day—Copy !req
74. Then...Copy !req
75. Can I have what's in the boxes?Copy !req
76. These are mine.Copy !req
77. Sorry...Copy !req
78. What else?Copy !req
79. Is that a weapon, too?Copy !req
80. It's an Italian self-driving motorcycle
with onboard AI, Teo.Copy !req
81. Hey, Teo. Wake up.Copy !req
82. I said wake up!Copy !req
83. Huh? Uh, right!Copy !req
84. What's up?Copy !req
85. Looks like you've finally got a partner.Copy !req
86. Oh, shit! For real?!Copy !req
87. So is it, like... remote-controlled, or...Copy !req
88. No, man! I'm talking to you
of my own free will.Copy !req
89. And come on, seriously? That's not a girl!Copy !req
90. Sorry, buddy, but only chicks
are allowed to straddle me.Copy !req
91. I'll take him.Copy !req
92. Come on! Listen when I talk to you!Copy !req
93. The plan was to scrap him
due to difficulty of use.Copy !req
94. Wait, seriously?!Copy !req
95. Pipe down.Copy !req
96. What else?Copy !req
97. Anything else you're
comfortable parting with...Copy !req
98. And the targeting device for Escape.Copy !req
99. If they actually authorized
a lowly genin to use Escape,Copy !req
100. then Nerima is going to be set ablaze again,
like during the 22-2-22 incident.Copy !req
101. Escape Unit ZeroCopy !req
102. It seems the lid on this hellish
cauldron has just come off...Copy !req
103. Kuro-kun.Copy !req
104. Looks like the hoodie has GPS
and a mic installed, too.Copy !req
105. Hmph.Copy !req
106. I didn't think you'd actually receive authorization.Copy !req
107. It saved my life.Copy !req
108. You could've been hit.Copy !req
109. It's not that precise.Copy !req
110. I am a cat.Copy !req
111. One without a name yet.Copy !req
112. Or... I had one?Copy !req
113. There was some crass woman on the first
floor who called me... Shinobu? I think.Copy !req
114. Wait... I have awareness that I'm a cat?Copy !req
115. Actually, the fact that I know the word
"awareness" makes me one amazing cat.Copy !req
116. Some kinda super cat?Copy !req
117. Wait, no, the real issue is the fact that
I understand Japanese in the first place.Copy !req
118. What was I thinking again?Copy !req
119. I'm actually kinda hungry.Copy !req
120. There she is. She even sleeps seedy.Copy !req
121. Defenseless, too.Copy !req
122. Okay, rise and shine!Copy !req
123. That tickles!Copy !req
124. Oh, Shinobu.Copy !req
125. You woke me up at the perfect time.Copy !req
126. Good boy, Shinobu.Copy !req
127. Me and Old DudesCopy !req
128. All right, you good little old dudes!
How are you doing?Copy !req
129. It's me, Miss Takachiho!Copy !req
130. This is when the Me and Old Dudes rerun airs.Copy !req
131. Wanna watch with me?Copy !req
132. Ow! Help! Mommy!Copy !req
133. Huh... Something about this is familiar.Copy !req
134. What the hell?!Copy !req
135. Actually, I think I was there...Copy !req
136. Is this for real?! Or a prank?!Copy !req
137. Now then, everyone, let's all quiet down!Copy !req
138. Today, we're going to keep playing
until there's only one of you left.Copy !req
139. I fought there, and then... those ninja...Copy !req
140. killed me!Copy !req
141. But... why am I a cat?Copy !req
142. If I remember right...Copy !req
143. Hello there, son. I take it you're awake?Copy !req
144. It's quite impressive that
you managed to surviveCopy !req
145. against our Rainbow Hound
until the very end.Copy !req
146. Out of respect for your tenacity,
we've kept a portion of your brain intact.Copy !req
147. We've had real trouble with
mortality rates post-transplant...Copy !req
148. So we have big hopes for you!Copy !req
149. So my brain...Copy !req
150. was transplanted into this cat?Copy !req
151. Huh? Kuro-kun?Copy !req
152. Aren't you back kinda early?Copy !req
153. I was sleepy, so I left early.Copy !req
154. On your first day?!Copy !req
155. Look, I get how you feel,
but don't get kicked out, okay?Copy !req
156. Well, who knows what'll happen?Copy !req
157. This guy...Copy !req
158. He's the one who killed me!Copy !req
159. Huh? Shinobu, what's got you so upset?Copy !req
160. Oh, Kuro-kun, if you're bored,
why don't we drink in Ono-san's room?Copy !req
161. Wait, I could've sworn
I was thinking something...Copy !req
162. Kuro-kun?Copy !req
163. Oh... Sure.Copy !req
164. You've made it home safely,Copy !req
165. Onikobe.Copy !req
166. Sir! The new recruit relieved me of duty.Copy !req
167. What battlefield am I to be sent to next?Copy !req
168. Your next battlefield...Copy !req
169. is right here.Copy !req
170. The first day since the
bullies were dealt with...Copy !req
171. It's like a whole new world.Copy !req
172. Azuma made some excuse about being
hospitalized, like a politician would...Copy !req
173. And I don't see Noheji, either.Copy !req
174. Kuro-san also isn't here, for some reason...Copy !req
175. And everyone believes I kicked their asses.Copy !req
176. I think my life might
actually be turning around!Copy !req
177. Maybe I'll become popular?!Copy !req
178. Ow...Copy !req
179. Hey. Mind if I have a word?Copy !req
180. This has gotta be payback
for yesterday, right?Copy !req
181. Eita.Copy !req
182. Please! You've gotta bring that
transfer student, Kuro-san, around.Copy !req
183. It's like... I know he's the
one who actually hit me,Copy !req
184. and he... Kuro-san...Copy !req
185. is one of those folks you're not
supposed to talk about in this country.Copy !req
186. He's a ninja, isn't he?!Copy !req
187. You just said it out loud.Copy !req
188. And he's probably staying at
your house for some reason, right?Copy !req
189. Not exactly...Copy !req
190. Please! You've gotta help me meet Kuro-san!Copy !req
191. Come on, I don't know
what you expect me to—Copy !req
192. What's up?Copy !req
193. You were here?!Copy !req
194. You kicked my ass like it was nothing!
And I have a request!Copy !req
195. Not happening...Copy !req
196. Will you help me in a fight against
some guys from another school?!Copy !req
197. Kuro-san's got an exclusive contract with me.Copy !req
198. What are the details?Copy !req
199. You're gonna hear him out?Copy !req
200. Kuro-kun's actually at school.Copy !req
201. Aw, that's a problem.
This package is actually perishable.Copy !req
202. Oh, I can hold it for him, then.Copy !req
203. He doesn't have a refrigerator, anyway.Copy !req
204. You're a lifesaver!Copy !req
205. Can I get your stamp?Copy !req
206. Uh, one second...Copy !req
207. I really appreciate it.Copy !req
208. Now, where did I put that thing?Copy !req
209. You've been living here longer than
anyone else in the building, right?Copy !req
210. Hate to admit it, but it
really is like home to me...Copy !req
211. I'm curious, when did Kumogakure-san move in?Copy !req
212. Kuro-kun kinda forced his way in...Copy !req
213. Huh? Feels kinda like it was pretty recent,
but also like he's always been there...Copy !req
214. Huh?Copy !req
215. He's been hypnotized.Copy !req
216. Controlled so that his memories
of Kumogakure are hazy.Copy !req
217. Thanks to my dad, I grew up reading
Gorillaman and Be-Bop, stuff like that.Copy !req
218. I read those, too.Copy !req
219. Really?! They're pretty great, right?Copy !req
220. So, I've always looked up
to Yankee-style punks...Copy !req
221. But as I'm sure you know,
they're kind of an endangered species.Copy !req
222. A brawl with guys from another school...
I figured that was just a dream.Copy !req
223. So I was picking on weaklings instead,
which is in no way satisfying.Copy !req
224. That was the reason I was being bullied?Copy !req
225. So, where's this going?Copy !req
226. It turns out there's a
missing link here in Nerima.Copy !req
227. A regular coelacanth high school!Copy !req
228. And where is it?Copy !req
229. The Nerima Ward School...Copy !req
230. Yankii High!Copy !req
231. Onikobe, what did you find
in Kumogakure's room?Copy !req
232. Sir, the tea table he had was
an auto-deploying defense shield.Copy !req
233. Also, installed beneath his floorCopy !req
234. was a shelter capable of
withstanding a bunker buster.Copy !req
235. I believe the building itself
still has more secrets.Copy !req
236. Escape would be able to destroy it.
I don't think it poses any real threat.Copy !req
237. What about the other residents?Copy !req
238. They're normal civilians, sir.Copy !req
239. I'd have them under control in three minutes.Copy !req
240. You think that too, huh?Copy !req
241. I'll admit, going into that building,
even I tend to lower my guard.Copy !req
242. Rather, it's set up in a way
to make me lower it.Copy !req
243. They're so easygoing, it's unnatural.Copy !req
244. They don't betray any kind of presence...Copy !req
245. The same way a jonin would.Copy !req
246. You think they're Kumogakure's bodyguards?Copy !req
247. Can't tell. But we're at war.Copy !req
248. There's no telling what might happen.Copy !req
249. What? You need something?Copy !req
250. Hey, Hibi.Copy !req
251. We're gonna go pick a fight with
Yankii High School for no reason. You in?Copy !req
252. Oh, hell yeah.Copy !req
253. So casual?!Copy !req
254. More importantly, did the school
get hit with a laser yesterday?Copy !req
255. It was Escape. I called in fire support.Copy !req
256. Are you shitting me?Copy !req
257. That's top secret ninja tech,
and you made the call?Copy !req
258. I can dodge lightning, but not that bad boy.Copy !req
259. The lightning did hit you, though.Copy !req
260. I hate to interrupt, but...Copy !req
261. Are you the legendary delinquent
who single-handedly beatCopy !req
262. the ass of every punk in Nerima
and eastern Tokyo,Copy !req
263. Thunder Hibi-san?!Copy !req
264. So you've heard of me.Copy !req
265. This is awesome!Copy !req
266. You were my hero in elementary school!Copy !req
267. Wait... What are you doing
in this school, though?Copy !req
268. You'd have to be a fair bit older...Copy !req
269. It's part of the job.Copy !req
270. I wouldn't ask any more questions.Copy !req
271. Right! You got it!Copy !req
272. What is with these people?Copy !req
273. They're making it super obvious
that they're ninja.Copy !req
274. But Kuro, if they let you use Escape,Copy !req
275. then this mission is probably a lot
more dangerous than we thought.Copy !req
276. What's going on?Copy !req
277. I have no clue, but command
wouldn't give a second thoughtCopy !req
278. to blowing the whole school away.Copy !req
279. We're looking at a second
22-2-22 incident, then...Copy !req
280. You know, though,Copy !req
281. I wish we had a reason to raid these guys
rather than it being totally random.Copy !req
282. In terms of motivation for brawls,
someone's girl being stolen is a big one.Copy !req
283. I was wondering, who's that girl
who had you carrying the box, Eita?Copy !req
284. Yamada-san?Copy !req
285. That's her.Copy !req
286. She's the prettiest girl in school,
but she's kinda... Well, just look at her.Copy !req
287. Makes people tend to keep their distance.Copy !req
288. Ew, she's eating her boogers.Copy !req
289. Boogers are actually a natural
supplement, rich in vitamin D.Copy !req
290. I'm impressed.Copy !req
291. You're lying. I know you're lying.Copy !req
292. Do you really think she'll cooperate?Copy !req
293. By letting those punks get on her case.Copy !req
294. She says it's okay.Copy !req
295. That was fast!Copy !req
296. They said to put my hair in a pompadour
since we're going to Yankii High...Copy !req
297. But I don't wanna.Copy !req
298. Ei-chan! How's your mom been?Copy !req
299. I heard you're going back to school!Copy !req
300. Yeah...Copy !req
301. Oh, pomade, huh?Copy !req
302. Back in school, feeling saucy...
Got a date or something?Copy !req
303. Well, you make sure to take care
of your mother, Ei-chan!Copy !req
304. Thanks, come again!Copy !req
305. I seriously have no idea what
that lady's deal is.Copy !req
306. I've asked Mom about her
and she says she doesn't know.Copy !req
307. Just who is she?Copy !req
308. Episode 7: "Meow Meow, Meow Meow, Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow?"Copy !req
309. Yours is somewhere around the 6800s for
common family names in Japan, Ozu-san.Copy !req
310. That's a shockamole!Copy !req
311. A... shocka-what?Copy !req
312. I'm saying it's a shock, obviously.Copy !req
313. It's a regular holy guacamole
shockamole, you see.Copy !req
314. I'm sorry, could you speak Japanese?Copy !req