1. Lunch is taking forever.Copy !req
2. I had no idea being on
the outs sucked this hard.Copy !req
3. And it's not like I can get the groups
I used to look down on to accept me...Copy !req
4. I can't think of anyone.Copy !req
5. But I really wanna talk to someone...Copy !req
6. A boy with no torso.Copy !req
7. I wanna tell someone about it. But...Copy !req
8. If they think I'm some kinda occult maniac,Copy !req
9. I'll be even more of an outcast
than I already am.Copy !req
10. That plain girl from class...Copy !req
11. That flashy girl from class...Copy !req
12. What're you up to?Copy !req
13. Uh, well, outside...Copy !req
14. I mean, not right now, but before...Copy !req
15. Huh? Kuro-kun?Copy !req
16. Oh, Kumogakure-kun?Copy !req
17. You call the transfer
student by his given name?Copy !req
18. Do you know him?Copy !req
19. No, not exactly!Copy !req
20. I mean, I guess you could
say that, technically...Copy !req
21. September 9thCopy !req
22. July 27thCopy !req
23. Transfer exams, huh?Copy !req
24. I really hate having to go to school.Copy !req
25. Maybe I'm better off getting ready to die.Copy !req
26. A teacher was supposed to be waiting,
but I don't see anyone.Copy !req
27. 'Kay, better leave, then.Copy !req
28. Excuse me. You're in the way.Copy !req
29. Episode 5: "Kumogakure Is Within the Top 10 Common Family Names in Japan "Copy !req
30. Hey, isn't it kinda hot to wear
a hoodie underneath your blazer?Copy !req
31. Yeah, it is.Copy !req
32. Then why not take it off?Copy !req
33. Don't wanna.Copy !req
34. Man, you're kinda annoying.Copy !req
35. Are you—Copy !req
36. Oh, Noguchi.Copy !req
37. Let's start your extra lessons.Copy !req
38. And you must be the transfer student...
Kamikakushi, was it?Copy !req
39. Kumogakure, actually.Copy !req
40. Kumogakure? Never met someone
with that name before.Copy !req
41. It's not that rare.Copy !req
42. They make a ranking of the most
common family names every year,Copy !req
43. and it's always in the top ten.Copy !req
44. What? It is?!Copy !req
45. It's common knowledge. Ask anyone.Copy !req
46. Oh, come on, now...Copy !req
47. You can't just lie about stuff like that.Copy !req
48. It was a lie?! That is so annoying!Copy !req
49. Wait, it was a lie?Copy !req
50. You're asking me?Copy !req
51. Noguchi, the teacher says not to lie.Copy !req
52. I was telling you that, actually.Copy !req
53. Can we drop this subject?
I'm getting confused.Copy !req
54. One other thing...Copy !req
55. If you end up enrolling here,
you'll need to shave your facial hair.Copy !req
56. I actually would like to, sir...Copy !req
57. But my mother works in
the "hospitality" industry,Copy !req
58. and she has a monopoly on all our
devices for removing body hair.Copy !req
59. She never lets me use them.Copy !req
60. Uh... I-I see.Copy !req
61. What's your mom do? I've been thinking
about getting into that stuff.Copy !req
62. Whoa, now...Copy !req
63. She does outcalls.Copy !req
64. She's pretty open about her work,
so you can ask her about it.Copy !req
65. Noguchi, you need to focus on your extra
lessons so you can improve your test scores,Copy !req
66. or you might actually get held back.Copy !req
67. Your livelihood is on the line.Copy !req
68. How am I supposed to know what I wanna
do with my life when I'm not even 18?Copy !req
69. Uh, Kumogakure-kun? Go ahead and sit down.Copy !req
70. Dude, you're creeping me out.Copy !req
71. Don't mind me.Copy !req
72. This'll do.Copy !req
73. After all that?! Why so close?Copy !req
74. Okay, Noguchi, let's get
your lessons taken care of.Copy !req
75. As for you, feel free to start
with English, Japanese, or math.Copy !req
76. Let me know when you're done.Copy !req
77. Okay.Copy !req
78. Just like Hachiya said...Copy !req
79. Pardon me.Copy !req
80. Who in the world are you?!Copy !req
81. My name's Hachiya Shion.Copy !req
82. It's a pleasure to make your acquie—
er, your acquaintance.Copy !req
83. Hey! No shoes in here!Copy !req
84. "Shut up, dickhead!"Copy !req
85. These are for all of you.Copy !req
86. Hey, how thoughtful!Copy !req
87. That'll be 500 yen apiece.Copy !req
88. You're charging? And highway robbery...Copy !req
89. So. You need something?Copy !req
90. Th-That's right!
What are you even doing here?Copy !req
91. "Pipe down, dickhead!"Copy !req
92. I was at the scene of the encounter
with the foreigner yesterday.Copy !req
93. During your exam tomorrow,
pay attention to the floor.Copy !req
94. I actually did sense
someone else was around.Copy !req
95. And I appreciate the help.Copy !req
96. My intention was to finish off the foreignerCopy !req
97. after he was exhausted from the fight
at the apartment building...Copy !req
98. But because of you, my first
battle never came to be,Copy !req
99. causing my master embarrassment,
which I deeply regret.Copy !req
100. Oh, that'll be 2,500 yen.Copy !req
101. Wait, I have to pay?!Copy !req
102. Kumogakure Kuro-kun.Copy !req
103. I'll be waiting at Kodan High School.Copy !req
104. The answers are on the floor.Copy !req
105. "Japanese"... This must cover that section.Copy !req
106. After the fall of the Kamakura shogunateCopy !req
107. Guess I'll fill in the answers,
and with the leftover time,Copy !req
108. came the Kenmu era and its
new governing structure.Copy !req
109. I'll go back and add enough mistakes
to make it seem natural.Copy !req
110. The samurai class at the time
rebelled against this,Copy !req
111. and that became known as the Nakasendai War.Copy !req
112. Then...Copy !req
113. Ew! Ew!Copy !req
114. What is it, Noguchi?Copy !req
115. Bugs! Everywhere!Copy !req
116. Are those eggs or something?Copy !req
117. There are so many and they're
different colors and it's nasty!Copy !req
118. I think they might be rice grains, not eggs...Copy !req
119. Oh, those things will give
you the nastiest rash.Copy !req
120. The Japanese name for them is "Pseudo-Rice."Copy !req
121. Pretty rare, actually,
and their eggs are crazy toxic.Copy !req
122. They're set up like that, two at a time,Copy !req
123. so that right after birth,
the male and female pairsCopy !req
124. can start reproducing immediately.Copy !req
125. That's somehow even worse!Copy !req
126. D-Do bugs like that really exist?Copy !req
127. It's a big world, you know.Copy !req
128. Much bigger than what we cover in class.Copy !req
129. There are all kinds of bugs like that,
which may or may not exist.Copy !req
130. Well, better safe than sorry.Copy !req
131. Noguchi, grab a broom.Copy !req
132. Roger that!Copy !req
133. Oh, my eraser fell.Copy !req
134. Let's see...Copy !req
135. Somebody touched my ass!Copy !req
136. Settle down, Noguchi! There's no one
close enough to you to have done that!Copy !req
137. Easy now, Noguchi! Deep breaths! Come on!Copy !req
138. That'll buy me a few seconds.
Let's fill in the Japanese answers first...Copy !req
139. Augh, I stepped on the eggs!Copy !req
140. Honestly, why'd they have to be laid
in the middle of a classroom?Copy !req
141. There go my English answers.Copy !req
142. I need to protect the math answers
at my feet, at least...Copy !req
143. Ninpo: Water Escape Technique.Copy !req
144. Sensei, I think maybe we
should wrap it up for the...Copy !req
145. Sensei! The floor! Look!Copy !req
146. Kumogakure-kun?!Copy !req
147. He totally just pissed himself!Copy !req
148. I'm gonna grab a rag!Copy !req
149. Th-The truth is...Copy !req
150. I've been so nervous since yesterday...Copy !req
151. And it made me so thirsty,
I drank a bunch of deep ocean water...Copy !req
152. And now, because of all the salt...Copy !req
153. Ocean water?Copy !req
154. And you didn't seem nervous at all before.Copy !req
155. Here. Sensei, take him to the bathroom.Copy !req
156. R-Right, I guess I should.Copy !req
157. Buck up! You're a man, aren't you?Copy !req
158. Didn't they used to say,
"Boys, be ambidextrous"?Copy !req
159. Okay, okay...Copy !req
160. And it was "be ambitious."Copy !req
161. Sensei... I think... after what's happened...Copy !req
162. I don't know if I'll be able to handle
the English and math tests...Copy !req
163. But I did finish the Japanese language portion...Copy !req
164. So is it okay if I get a bare
minimum passing score?Copy !req
165. It's fine! Just go to the bathroom and—Copy !req
166. I'll take that as an affirmative, then.Copy !req
167. I've got your word.Copy !req
168. You scare me, son.Copy !req
169. What a freak.Copy !req
170. I have to keep coming here?Copy !req
171. What a pain.Copy !req
172. I'll be looking forward to seeing you
during the new semester!Copy !req
173. Kumogakure-kun!Copy !req
174. Who was that?Copy !req
175. Let's walk partway back together.Copy !req
176. Are those...Copy !req
177. My "used" underwear.Copy !req
178. Wanna buy them?Copy !req
179. Why would I?!Copy !req
180. Well, wanna come in?Copy !req
181. We had basically no conversation on
the way here, and now you drop that?!Copy !req
182. Welcome home!Copy !req
183. How was school?Copy !req
184. Is this...Copy !req
185. My mother.Copy !req
186. So young! Ma'am, you're
really young and really cute!Copy !req
187. Uh... so do the two of you live together?Copy !req
188. Why do you ask?Copy !req
189. It's just... I only saw one futon, so...Copy !req
190. What is this pause supposed to mean?!Copy !req
191. Does it surprise you?
A young, beautiful mother like meCopy !req
192. and her son, at the peak of puberty,
sleeping in the same room?Copy !req
193. No, not really! Families come in all kinds.Copy !req
194. Also, I never said "beautiful."Copy !req
195. Don't worry. Kuro sleeps on the second floor.Copy !req
196. So, how's the class I'm about to join?Copy !req
197. What do you mean, "how"?Copy !req
198. Like... the number of cliques, their hierarchy...Copy !req
199. Individual remarkables and deplorables...Copy !req
200. The landscape of any bullying,
any romantic situations...Copy !req
201. Any shoplifters, smokers,
drinkers, fighters...Copy !req
202. An outline of any good blackmail material...Copy !req
203. Also, rumors. Basically anything you know.Copy !req
204. Now, spill, please.Copy !req
205. What the hell? You are so scary.Copy !req
206. I don't know how things are with the guys,
but the girls have four main groups.Copy !req
207. And where do you fit in?Copy !req
208. Well, before, I was in
the most popular group...Copy !req
209. But lately, a bunch of stuff has happened,
and I'm kinda floating around.Copy !req
210. Was any part of that funny?Copy !req
211. Any rumors about the school in general?Copy !req
212. I'm trying to remember...Copy !req
213. Stuff like, "Someone showed porn
to a statue of Ninomiya KinjiroCopy !req
214. and it started looking hunched over."Copy !req
215. Damn TV won't turn on!Copy !req
216. Oh, the school apparently used
to be, like... a military base?Copy !req
217. And there's a tunnel leading underground
in the woods behind the campus.Copy !req
218. Some students who went in there
on a lark ended up going missing.Copy !req
219. Also, the director is scary.Copy !req
220. Director?Copy !req
221. He does all kinds of odd
jobs around the school.Copy !req
222. A director...Copy !req
223. Hey, it's on!Copy !req
224. This show has been so wild lately.
Hate to miss it!Copy !req
225. Me and Old DudesCopy !req
226. All right, you good little old dudes!
How are you doing?Copy !req
227. It's me, Miss Takachiho!Copy !req
228. Where are we?Copy !req
229. Old dudes?Copy !req
230. How the fuck do you think we're doing?
Where even is this?Copy !req
231. Oh, you're the boy who's been
a shut-in for ten years.Copy !req
232. But lately, you've been getting violent
with your mother, haven't you?Copy !req
233. Do you realize how, while we waste time
here, my anime backlog is growing?!Copy !req
234. Let me go home already!Copy !req
235. Unfortunately for you, this isn't
an intervention or anything.Copy !req
236. Although your mother did ask for my help.Copy !req
237. You've been abusing animals,Copy !req
238. and lately, you've even been getting
violent with neighborhood kids.Copy !req
239. So she asked me to deal with you.Copy !req
240. You wanna "deal" with me?! What the fuck
is your wrinkly ass talking about?!Copy !req
241. I'm untouchable!Copy !req
242. My dad's a government big shot! I can do
whatever I want, and he'll cover it up!Copy !req
243. Even if I kill you!Copy !req
244. Ow!Copy !req
245. Help! Mommy!Copy !req
246. What the hell?!Copy !req
247. Is this for real?! Or a prank?!Copy !req
248. Now then, everyone, let's all quiet down!Copy !req
249. Today, we're going to keep playing
until there's only one of you left.Copy !req
250. Ew, you can see their insides...Copy !req
251. Weird how fast you get used to it, though.Copy !req
252. I know, right?Copy !req
253. If you watch it all the time,
it stops being stimulating enough.Copy !req
254. That's a popular show from the Ninja
Broadcast Company, Me and Old Dudes.Copy !req
255. They take criminals and accomplices that
the police can't touch from Japan and abroadCopy !req
256. and execute them publically.Copy !req
257. Why's it airing on civilian TV?Copy !req
258. Get in.Copy !req
259. School, huh?Copy !req
260. Kuro-san... You're serious
about protecting me, right?Copy !req
261. Yeah. Five hundred yen a pop.Copy !req
262. You want me to pay?!
I thought this was... a friend thing.Copy !req
263. But this is work.Copy !req
264. It's... work?Copy !req
265. Hey, it's the shut-in guy!Copy !req
266. Finally going back to school? Have fun!Copy !req
267. Shut up!Copy !req
268. You must be pretty cheery
about not getting beaten anymore.Copy !req
269. Aw, shut up!Copy !req
270. Whose house is that?Copy !req
271. How do you know where I live?Copy !req
272. What do you mean?Copy !req
273. Don't you remember how I followed you home
without you noticing the other day?Copy !req
274. Gross! Don't do that kind of thing!Copy !req
275. Why are we walking to school
together? Seriously.Copy !req
276. And Eita-kun's coming back to class, huh?Copy !req
277. Y-Yeah. Because Kuro-kun
said he'd protect me...Copy !req
278. Well, aren't you two chummy?Copy !req
279. We went to the same schools
our whole lives, that's all!Copy !req
280. He's been bullied by the guys,
which is, y'know, bad and all...Copy !req
281. But because he tried to plant
a camera in the girls' bathroom,Copy !req
282. none of them will take his side.Copy !req
283. I keep saying, that was all
a big misunderstanding!Copy !req
284. When I snuck into the girls' bathroom
to set up the camera,Copy !req
285. there was already a microphone.Copy !req
286. And when I told the teacher about it...Copy !req
287. But you did go into the girls'
bathroom with a camera.Copy !req
288. Well...Copy !req
289. A microphone. Likely planted
by an ally or an enemy.Copy !req
290. Better be careful what I say
on school grounds.Copy !req
291. Huh? It's the director.Copy !req
292. What's he doing here?Copy !req
293. So that's him...Copy !req
294. Three hundred twenty-one yen.Copy !req
295. He can use clairaudience, huh?Copy !req
296. Okay, I'm going to introduce
the transfer student now.Copy !req
297. This is Kumogakure Kuro-kun,
who will be joining us from today on.Copy !req
298. He's barefoot?Copy !req
299. He's barefoot...Copy !req
300. And then... come on, Eita!Copy !req
301. You're not a transfer student!
What're you standing up for?Copy !req
302. Oh, that's, er...Copy !req
303. Go on! Both of you, sit down.Copy !req
304. How about you leave and then
come back in through the rear door?Copy !req
305. 'Cause if you step over my leg, you're dead.Copy !req
306. Ow! You little—Copy !req
307. Wait, that wasn't me!Copy !req
308. My leg just...Copy !req
309. This isn't over, Eita.Copy !req
310. Did you pull that shit knowing my dad
was an assemblyman for Nerima Ward?Copy !req
311. I thought he lost the last election, though.Copy !req
312. Well... I mean, he did, but...Copy !req
313. Well, this is off to a great start!Copy !req
314. Do you want me to become a shut-in again?Copy !req
315. Don't worry about him.Copy !req
316. Kuro-san!Copy !req
317. Who's that?Copy !req
318. I'll be back later.Copy !req
319. Sorry to ask for your help.Copy !req
320. It's fine! This box is really light!Copy !req
321. Well, would you look at this?Copy !req
322. I've been in the same class as her
for the past two years,Copy !req
323. and Yamada Mitsuki-san
has finally spoken to me.Copy !req
324. She's the prettiest girl in our year,
she's cheerful and sensible,Copy !req
325. she treats everybody equally,
and she's beloved by guys and girls.Copy !req
326. And now I'm walking alone with her
in a deserted part of the campus...Copy !req
327. Could this be...Copy !req
328. Can you think of an affectionate way someone
might refer to a sweet-natured adult cat?Copy !req
329. Um... A pussycat?Copy !req
330. I might even end up losing my virgnity!Copy !req
331. I need to prepare mentally!Copy !req
332. Hey, it's Eita!Copy !req
333. Fancy running into you back here.Copy !req
334. You asked me to bring him, Azuma-kun.Copy !req
335. Yamada-san?!Copy !req
336. Good luck, Eita-kun!Copy !req
337. See ya!Copy !req
338. I actually had some questions for you.Copy !req
339. U-Uh...Copy !req
340. I'm trying to talk here.Copy !req
341. Lately I've been seeingCopy !req
342. a bunch of nasty anonymous postings
on social media, targeted at yours truly.Copy !req
343. You know anything about that?Copy !req
344. N-No...Copy !req
345. No? 'Cause when I looked it up,
some of these posts...Copy !req
346. were from a day when we had class.
A pop quiz, in fact.Copy !req
347. So it couldn't be anyone from our class.Copy !req
348. With the exception of you, Eita-kun,
who didn't come in that day.Copy !req
349. You were talking all that shit
about me, weren't you?Copy !req
350. N-No! No! It wasn't me!Copy !req
351. Eita, it has to be you.Copy !req
352. Ah... um...Copy !req
353. Who the hell are you?Copy !req
354. Episode 6: "The Lid on This Hellish Cauldron Has Come Off"Copy !req
355. I notice you don't have a family name, Eita.Copy !req
356. That is obviously untrue.
I have one like anyone else.Copy !req
357. Let's hear it, then.Copy !req
358. My family name is... Huh?Copy !req
359. Wait, what is this?!
Why can't I say my family name?!Copy !req
360. I'll tell you why. Because it hasn't
come up in the source material yet.Copy !req
361. What source material?!Copy !req