1. Yeah, I know.
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2. I'll take those yankees down with me.
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3. Hm?
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4. Hey. What's going on?
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5. Hey!
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6. Shit!
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7. Freeze!
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8. Shit, what the hell is this?
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9. It's a sword.
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10. Look carefully.
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11. His thumb for pressing the phone's
detonation button and his head
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12. got slashed off by a sword.
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13. Nobody else can do this but ninja.
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14. Good to hear from you again,
Ninja Chief Kato.
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15. Sorry to bother you mid-mission.
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16. Not at all. I just finished.
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17. I'll get right to the point.
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18. What version of Marishiten
are you currently outfitted with?
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19. Sir. It's a Marishiten 3.5,
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20. official designation: Custom Powered
Active Camouflage Mk 10, Ninja Chief Kato.
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21. I see. Very good.
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22. Yes, sir. If you'll excuse me.
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23. Then the Marishiten that Kumogakure
has is the latest model...
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24. Does that mean this is where
the front line for this war is?
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25. Damn, you both look like shit.
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26. Well, the star's here now.
So where's my applause?
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27. Another one?
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28. Good!
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29. He can shoot me in the rear,
but that won't be a fatal shot.
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30. Better to regroup.
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31. Well, it's one-on-one now,
so how about you—
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32. What was I gonna say again?
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33. What are these ninja fully capable of?!
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34. Episode 4: "Do You Know What the Ninja Code Says?"
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35. Mr. Foreigner!
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36. Multiple shinobi on the same mission...
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37. What's command trying to do
by having us compete here?
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38. Well, speculation won't get me anywhere.
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39. And if the alternative is getting
chewed out by my teacher...
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40. I'd rather help the target.
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41. You look wiped already.
Might as well give up.
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42. What now? Is the chick from
before flying that thing?
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43. Who's flying it? The woman?
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44. Then they aren't working together?
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45. Well, whatever.
Two-on-one's funner odds anyway.
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46. I'll smash the drone while I'm at it.
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47. No!
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48. Please don't do that!
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49. Who the hell are you?
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50. Nishiki-cho 2-chome Neighborhood Association
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51. Huh? You're on this, too, Taira-san?
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52. Y'know, you're not supposed to
smoke on the street in Nerima ward.
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53. I don't get what the bosses
are thinking here, Ozu.
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54. Do you really need to know?
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55. We're better off just busying
ourselves with the work.
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56. You two need to realize that if you
turn your back on the enemy in war,
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57. it will cost you your life.
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58. Captai—
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59. Er, Sasama-san.
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60. You runts want some breast milk?
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61. Sasama-san, are you trying to say that
this is a war... and you're our enemy?
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62. Ozu, have you forgotten that in our world,
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63. "to know" and "to die" may
as well mean the same thing?
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64. Sasama-san, we're just grunts.
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65. We can't go through life
without getting curious.
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66. If nothing else, you punks
talk a big game now...
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67. Huh? It's going into an
apartment building's lot.
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68. Aw, what the fuck is this?!
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69. Junna! Why are you outside?! Huh?!
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70. I... I...
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71. This man is her father?
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72. I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
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73. Civilians, huh? That's a pain.
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74. I told you to stay your ass inside
when you get home from school!
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75. Don't you see this masked freak
and this foreigner out here?!
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76. How many times do I have to tell you
to stop making me worry like this?!
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77. Do you need another lesson, is that it?!
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78. One shot!
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79. Two shots!
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80. Three shots!
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81. Four shots!
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82. I'm sorry... I'm sorry...
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83. Who the hell is this guy?
Maybe I should just take him down, too.
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84. You listening to me, damn it?!
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85. Huh? What? What the...
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86. This is...
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87. Junna!
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88. Hands off the civvies, okay?
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89. That was Kuro.
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90. Come on! Show yourself!
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91. Damn it, that hurt, man!
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92. Wh-What the hell?!
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93. You really do deserve to die.
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94. I... I don't know what you're saying!
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95. Daddy!
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96. Go and live.
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97. Ninja...
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98. So, who took him down?
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99. Already gone?
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100. Are you sure about this? You need
to be on the scene to claim the credit.
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101. Well... it seems like a pain, so...
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102. September 9th 12:46 p.m.
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103. Yamada-san...
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104. Did you just hear a scream
coming from up above?
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105. Yamada-san?
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106. Huh? Did you say something?
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107. Surrender already.
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108. Or the next one's aimed at your face.
That'll leave a nasty scar.
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109. The whole group's been subdued.
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110. Wait. I didn't get to do anything.
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111. Nurse's Office
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112. There. That should do it.
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113. Sorry about this. Those people
I'm with are kind of crazy...
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114. I don't really know how to deal with them.
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115. Why'd you help me? I'm your enemy.
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116. I've been... curious about you for a while now.
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117. You always wear that makeup...
and you're always on your own, right?
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118. I don't need friends.
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119. That's kumadori makeup, right? From kabuki?
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120. You know about kumadori?
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121. Well, yeah!
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122. The other two just had ganguro-style
makeup... but not you.
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123. I think you have a complex
about the way you look.
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124. I don't want a lecture from you.
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125. You want people to believe the kumadori
makeup is meant to show you're the leader...
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126. But I think otherwise.
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127. We infiltrated the school, but you
made really obvious contact...
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128. and lost on purpose, right?
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129. The fact that you lost isn't what I care about.
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130. It's your makeup that I find interesting.
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131. Is it okay if I come over there?
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132. It's fine...
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133. What?
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134. You have such pretty, straight hair.
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135. Mine's naturally curly. When it
gets humid, it's just the worst.
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136. I've always wished I had straight hair.
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137. I-It's not that great.
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138. You're wearing red kumadori makeup.
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139. Villains wear blue.
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140. Oni and yokai wear brown.
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141. But red... is the color for the protagonist.
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142. You might not realize it,
but you want to be the star.
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143. I think maybe you want people
to pay more attention to you.
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144. Sorry, I didn't mean to get so analytical.
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145. I just want to get to know you better, so...
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146. "It's true!"
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147. "This runt loves to run his mouth!"
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148. "Better watch yourself.
He's trying to be slick and win you over!"
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149. S-Stupid! Don't say weird stuff like that.
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150. "It's the truth, though!"
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151. Stop it!
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152. "Hey, you smiled for the first time!"
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153. "I'm this guy's master."
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154. You've got that backwards!
Sorry for all the weirdos around me.
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155. "I'm not a weirdo!"
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156. So, as you can see, I can barely
talk without a teddy bear.
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157. I'm like you. Trapped inside my own shell.
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158. I'm sure you know this already,
but in my organization,
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159. they kidnap small children
and call it "recruitment,"
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160. turning them into completely
loyal killing machines.
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161. I'm no different.
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162. The only thing I have from before
I was kidnapped is this teddy bear.
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163. He's like a part of me.
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164. But... I'm willing to put him down...
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165. if you're willing to take your makeup off.
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166. "Aw, come on."
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167. You don't need to do that...
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168. I want...
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169. to see the real you.
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170. Okay...
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171. This student of yours, Hachiya Shion...
He didn't engage the foreigner.
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172. Seems to have just sat back and watched.
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173. Hachiya-kun isn't exactly a typical genin.
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174. So, how exactly was the dick-slicing
foreigner dealt with, anyway?
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175. That's right, you weren't there...
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176. September 9th
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177. July 25th
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178. Out of the three you fought,
who was the strongest?
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179. The conditions were different each time,
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180. so it's hard to make a generalization.
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181. But the one at the end, who was waiting
inside the vehicle, was the scariest.
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182. I sensed another, too, but they never showed.
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183. I wonder what that was about...
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184. He actually realized my
student was there, too.
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185. Gotta say, you can walk pretty well,
what with the bag and all.
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186. Okay. You can take it off him now.
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187. And help me out of this thing, would you?
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188. You sure?
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189. It's hot, damn it!
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190. What was the passcode again?
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191. It's 0355. It sounds like
"old man go go" out loud.
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192. Let's see... 0355.
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193. I should've said so earlier, but...
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194. The name's Sasama. It's a pleasure.
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195. If it's too hot, why wear that thing at all?
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196. Oh, come on.
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197. The Ninja Lab has been on my ass
about testing a new Marishiten beta.
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198. You're already an urban legend, y'know.
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199. Folks on the Internet were posting
about an old man with no torso.
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200. Though I'm sure intel has
already deleted the videos...
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201. He vanished?!
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202. But just the torso?!
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203. It's the lab's fault for making
a buncha half-baked crap.
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204. We're not supposed to use any full-spec
Marishiten inside Japan's borders.
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205. It's part of our deal with the police.
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206. We've got plenty of enemies,
at home and abroad.
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207. Yeah, if someone had a full-spec model,
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208. they could waltz in through the front door
of the Prime Minister's residence
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209. and do whatever they wanted.
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210. Our already limited freedom in Japan
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211. is the result of the trust
we've built with the police.
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212. Part of that is limiting
the arsenal we utilize.
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213. Is the Ministry of Defense
the problem, then?
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214. Ministry of
Defense
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215. On the surface, at least, we're in a honeymoon
phase with the current administration.
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216. They're working with the Ninja Lab
to co-develop weapons, even.
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217. The issue is the faction descended from the
old Imperial Army's Nakano Military School...
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218. That'd be the Ministry of Health, Labour and
Welfare's Rear Support Maneuvers Division 2.
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219. They're the ones called
the Rear-Enders, right?
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220. That's what they publicly
call their action teams, yeah.
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221. And you think the prime minister
is giving them orders in secret?
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222. Do I really need to spell it out?
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223. If you sit in the central seat of power,
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224. you're gonna resent a secondary
layer being out there.
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225. Which is an opportunity for our true enemy,
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226. who is encouraging these rivalries,
and plotting the government's downfall...
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227. And that's Under Ninja.
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228. To go underground for the 70-plus years since
the war while dodging our intel network,
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229. you'd need the resources of an
organization bigger than ours.
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230. You think they're making their move?
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231. I'd say it's our job to find that out.
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232. The old Imperial Army Nakano School had
two branch schools: the Futamata School and...
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233. The Egota School in Nerima.
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234. And where the Egota School used to stand...
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235. is Kodan High School.
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236. I get it now. This ties
the whole thing together.
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237. And that's why the genin
are being sent to infiltrate it.
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238. What is it? You look like
you've got something to say.
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239. Why would you talk about
all of this in front of me?
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240. Even if you're going to kill me,
it seems careless.
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241. You don't seem to understand.
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242. We're talking about it because
you're already one of us.
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243. Even if they weren't armed
with lethal weapons,
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244. you still managed to fight on
even terms against two genin.
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245. Our international department wants you.
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246. As of today, you are shinobi.
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247. And do you know what the shinobi code says?
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248. Your employers, your family, your old life...
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249. You must cast it all away.
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250. Oh, it's you.
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251. I'm surprised you're alive.
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252. Huh?
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253. You were able to infiltrate the ninja?
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254. No one has ever managed that before.
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255. Excellent!
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256. Whoa.
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257. You all right?
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258. Y-You... betrayed us...
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259. Hey, hey,
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260. these are gonna be your last words.
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261. Better choose them carefully.
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262. Aw, he's done for already...
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263. This is Shimada with the
international department.
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264. Your daughter is safe.
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265. We're going to dismantle your organization.
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266. If you want to see your daughter,
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267. you need to rendezvous ASAP
and participate in the operation.
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268. That is all.
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269. What's the matter?
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270. You've got a mission, right? Then get going.
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271. Yes, ma'am!
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272. Episode 5: "Kumogakure Is Within the Top 10 Common Family Names in Japan "
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273. Looks like Hibi is somewhere around the 1500s
for the most common family names in Japan.
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274. You giving me shit about my name?
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275. Of course not.
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276. "Miracle" being written
with the kanji "Kiseki"
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277. is something I tell people about when
I drink with them, and they love it.
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278. So my name's gone viral, huh?
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279. Wow, he has no idea
they were laughing at him.
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