1. An eye gouge and an arm break...
Kuro-san is pretty ruthless.Copy !req
2. From the sound of it,
I think her arm's shattered.Copy !req
3. Nah. He had her joint over the rail,
so it's probably dislocated.Copy !req
4. If he was serious,
he'd have snapped her neck.Copy !req
5. Well, I'm going to take her
to the nurse's office.Copy !req
6. You know Seduction Arts?Copy !req
7. That's so dated.Copy !req
8. The term is "Grade-2 Operator
in Romantic Entanglement Actions."Copy !req
9. Yamada-san... Did you just hear
a scream coming from up above?Copy !req
10. That voice...Copy !req
11. September 9thCopy !req
12. Eita?Copy !req
13. July 24thCopy !req
14. On that summer evening,Copy !req
15. the boy found himself standing in a daze
in front of the apartment building.Copy !req
16. What he saw had lulled him into a trance.Copy !req
17. The bra he had failed to steal
was hanging from the wall.Copy !req
18. He could sense that it was a trap.Copy !req
19. But at the same time, adolescent
fantasies were stirring in his mind.Copy !req
20. If the woman this bra had
belonged to was responsible...Copy !req
21. Could she be waiting on the other side
of the window, with no bra on at all?Copy !req
22. Pretty effective.Copy !req
23. But the batteries on
this thing don't last long.Copy !req
24. Gonna be tricky figuring out
when to use the invisibility.Copy !req
25. Episode 3: "Boobs: So Close, Yet So Far"Copy !req
26. What just happened to me?Copy !req
27. Oh, I collapsed after grabbing the bra.Copy !req
28. This must be a room in
that run-down building...Copy !req
29. The question is who it belongs to.Copy !req
30. Hurry and put it on me.Copy !req
31. Excuse me? Did you just sigh?Copy !req
32. I was nice enough to bring you
inside after I saw you out coldCopy !req
33. with that bra in your hands!Copy !req
34. Okay, you just clicked your tongue at me!Copy !req
35. I know you're the underwear thief, y'know!Copy !req
36. I'm remaining silent.
I want legal defense present.Copy !req
37. Until then, I'm not saying another word.Copy !req
38. What, did they teach you
about that at school yesterday?Copy !req
39. Better not sit up yet.Copy !req
40. You might've hit your head when you fell.Copy !req
41. Why'd you collapse? Does that happen often?Copy !req
42. No... I remember there was this pain
in my left shoulder, and then I passed out.Copy !req
43. Sounds like anemia.Copy !req
44. I may or may not have heard something
about pickled eggplant being good for that.Copy !req
45. Eat.Copy !req
46. That sounds made-up.Copy !req
47. I don't really like pickled foods.
Especially eggplant.Copy !req
48. I hear you.Copy !req
49. Ever since I tried the stuff Ono-san's mom
sends him, I don't like it anymore, either.Copy !req
50. Come on, Kuro-kun, that's just rude!Copy !req
51. Anyone home?Copy !req
52. Hey, you're drinking!Copy !req
53. I want in!Copy !req
54. Oh, right.Copy !req
55. Here, Ono-san. I got you
a beer, so now we're even!Copy !req
56. Er, you actually drank more than one, but...Copy !req
57. Aw, quit whining!Copy !req
58. So, what's with the kid?Copy !req
59. W-Well... He's...Copy !req
60. He actually...Copy !req
61. found this bra, and went
out of his way to deliver it.Copy !req
62. You did?! Well, thanks!Copy !req
63. It's fine...Copy !req
64. Ooh, pickled eggplant!Copy !req
65. Hey, kid.Copy !req
66. You don't want the bra anymore?Copy !req
67. Uh, no.Copy !req
68. I think I'm okay now.
Considering I almost became a criminal...Copy !req
69. I appreciate you all not saying anything.Copy !req
70. Yeah, you already did break the law, though.Copy !req
71. What middle school do you go to, anyway?Copy !req
72. Er, I'm actually in high school.Copy !req
73. At Kodan High.Copy !req
74. Seriously? You're that old?Copy !req
75. You ought to know better, then.
Maybe I should call the cops.Copy !req
76. Wait! Please don't! I'll do anything!Copy !req
77. Your school... Kodan High. What's it like?Copy !req
78. I'm not sure what you mean by that.Copy !req
79. Plus, I haven't been going to class lately...Copy !req
80. Cutting classes, huh?Copy !req
81. Yeah.Copy !req
82. You've got time to spare, then.Copy !req
83. I'm looking for a blond foreigner
wearing a blue hoodie and glasses.Copy !req
84. You find him... and I'll send you this pic.Copy !req
85. At that timeCopy !req
86. Om anichi...Copy !req
87. Marishiei...Copy !req
88. Sowaka.Copy !req
89. That must be ninjutsu...Copy !req
90. A camouflage technique, maybe.Copy !req
91. Hey, welcome home, drone guy.Copy !req
92. Where'd you get that from?Copy !req
93. 'Cuz you're always flying
your drone, drone guy.Copy !req
94. Hey, let me borrow it!Copy !req
95. Not happening.Copy !req
96. Anyway, did they lock you out again?Copy !req
97. Hang on...Copy !req
98. If you can find the blond foreigner with
glasses, I'll let you borrow my drone.Copy !req
99. Really?!Copy !req
100. Hey, free skateboard!Copy !req
101. Nice...Copy !req
102. Looks like it's still good, too.Copy !req
103. Hey, kid.Copy !req
104. That's mine.Copy !req
105. It's mine now. I picked it out of the trash.Copy !req
106. Easy there. I'm not asking you to give it away.Copy !req
107. How about we trade?Copy !req
108. It belongs to a college student.Copy !req
109. Dude, we're in elementary school!
Why would we care?Copy !req
110. Y-Yeah!Copy !req
111. Is that right? Because it sounds like bull.Copy !req
112. You're old enough to get kicked out
of the women's area at the public bath.Copy !req
113. That makes boobs seem so close,
yet so far away.Copy !req
114. Someday, you're gonna need to unhook a bra.Copy !req
115. It would only benefit you to
figure out how ahead of time.Copy !req
116. Wh-What do you think?Copy !req
117. I-It's your call.Copy !req
118. You can enjoy that skateboard right now...Copy !req
119. or invest in your future with this bra.Copy !req
120. Which is better in the long run?Copy !req
121. At that timeCopy !req
122. I found the foreigner!Copy !req
123. Are you a ninja?Copy !req
124. This is my house.Copy !req
125. It's okay. They're gone.Copy !req
126. They'd get mad if they found out.Copy !req
127. I'm not actually supposed to be in here.Copy !req
128. Then where do you sleep?Copy !req
129. In here.Copy !req
130. This is... the bathroom, though.Copy !req
131. That's right. I'm not his daughter,
so I have to sleep here.Copy !req
132. Child abuse...Copy !req
133. In a country as wealthy as this?Copy !req
134. Junna-san, isn't it hard
sleeping in the bath?Copy !req
135. Not really. I'm used to it by now.Copy !req
136. I bet you're hungry, huh?Copy !req
137. Here! Have a cucumber.Copy !req
138. Thank you.Copy !req
139. I hate them, myself.Copy !req
140. Knock it off!Copy !req
141. What the hell? That's you, isn't it, Kuro-kun?!Copy !req
142. Kawado-san?Copy !req
143. Care to join me?Copy !req
144. Come on, lift me up!Copy !req
145. You're as heavy... as I figured.Copy !req
146. If you knew beforehand,
then shut up about it.Copy !req
147. Well, let's drink up!Copy !req
148. Wait, are you treating me?Copy !req
149. You bring that up after opening it?Copy !req
150. Sure, it's my treat.Copy !req
151. This is like one of those bier gardens!
Tastes better this way!Copy !req
152. No work today?Copy !req
153. That's right. It's my time of the month, so...Copy !req
154. I see. I'd say you earned the rest.Copy !req
155. You're basically in your
apartment all the time, huh?Copy !req
156. Yeah. Haven't really gone
anywhere since I moved in.Copy !req
157. You're a shut-in! What do
you do for food and stuff?Copy !req
158. Early on, the landlady would feed me
lunch when checking in on things...Copy !req
159. But she's been bedridden,
which means I've had to improvise.Copy !req
160. I eat hyorogan and wild grass,Copy !req
161. and treat myself to small
portions of Ono-san's rice.Copy !req
162. Just get a job!Copy !req
163. It's not as bad as "if I get a job, I lose," but...Copy !req
164. I do feel like I'd rather die than get a job.Copy !req
165. That's even worse!Copy !req
166. What do you do about rent and stuff, then?Copy !req
167. Y'know how my room's connected
to Ono-san's through the closet?Copy !req
168. I'm technically staying in his guest room.Copy !req
169. I was looking for somewhere to move,Copy !req
170. when I came upon him getting mugged by
middle schoolers in front of the station.Copy !req
171. I saved him, and it ended with me moving in.Copy !req
172. You sure sound like you've
got enough energy for a job.Copy !req
173. When I think about working,
I start feeling tired.Copy !req
174. So I sleep.Copy !req
175. Don't sleep!Copy !req
176. Don't you have that entrance exam
coming up? You gonna be okay?Copy !req
177. Studying also makes me tired,
so... I'm not sure.Copy !req
178. In that case, why do
you want to go to school?Copy !req
179. Well, I guess... you could say I've got
a nosy relative who got on my case.Copy !req
180. Ugh, I know what that's like.Copy !req
181. When I dropped out, this egghead relative
of mine would not shut up about it!Copy !req
182. Why'd you drop out, Kawado-san?Copy !req
183. Well...Copy !req
184. Most people don't remember it,Copy !req
185. but my parents died in that mess
near the end of February, in 2010.Copy !req
186. I didn't really have time
for school after that.Copy !req
187. The end of February 2010...Copy !req
188. February 22 on the 22nd year of Heisei...Copy !req
189. Ni-Ni Ni Ni-Ni IncidentCopy !req
190. The Nin-Nin-Ni Ni-Nin Incident.
The ninja disaster.Copy !req
191. I gotta pee. Need to change my pad, too.Copy !req
192. Okay.Copy !req
193. Be careful on your way down.Copy !req
194. I know.Copy !req
195. I'm not gonna fall or anything!Copy !req
196. Easy does it...Copy !req
197. What the heck?Copy !req
198. Kuro-kun?!Copy !req
199. Kuro-kun! Don't move! I'll call an ambulance!Copy !req
200. What about the bathroom, Kawado-san?Copy !req
201. Too late now!Copy !req
202. It's got an airbag installed? I see.Copy !req
203. Well, our leader's being dragged
off by the teddy bear guy.Copy !req
204. What do we do now?Copy !req
205. What do you mean?
The enemy is still in front of us.Copy !req
206. Come to think of it,
wasn't there a girl with them?Copy !req
207. Hey, are you okay?Copy !req
208. Surrender already.Copy !req
209. Or the next one's aimed at your face.
That'll leave a nasty scar.Copy !req
210. Suzuki was the first to engage
the dick-chopping foreigner, right?Copy !req
211. Yeah. She's got a ton of ninja handles.Copy !req
212. Like your student, Onikobe,Copy !req
213. she graduated from the Ninja Technical
School's Kunoichi Program...Copy !req
214. September 9thCopy !req
215. at the top of her class.Copy !req
216. July 25thCopy !req
217. Drone guy! Hey, drone guy!Copy !req
218. Seriously, why do you call... me... that?Copy !req
219. Gimme that drone!Copy !req
220. Come on, the drone!Copy !req
221. It's flying! It really flies!Copy !req
222. I'll let you go next!Copy !req
223. Do you know how to use it?Copy !req
224. I've flown a few suicide drones before.Copy !req
225. The blond foreigner in a
blue hoodie and glasses...Copy !req
226. I gotta call Kuro-san.Copy !req
227. Just when I thought it
had quieted down some...Copy !req
228. There's that drone again.Copy !req
229. Yoshida-sensei.Copy !req
230. Oh, right, right.Copy !req
231. Thank you so much for letting
me see your manuscript.Copy !req
232. Your depiction of the grief these ninja go
through was so vivid. I was honestly touched.Copy !req
233. Excellent work!Copy !req
234. I'm glad to hear that. It's quite a relief.Copy !req
235. This scene where the ninja
are all wiped out, especially,Copy !req
236. had me holding my sides in laughter.Copy !req
237. Uh, that's supposed to be a tragic scene...Copy !req
238. Now, I'd like to talk to you about
a few edits I was thinking of.Copy !req
239. R-Right.Copy !req
240. Hey!Copy !req
241. Crossing up upon the bypass,
heading to paradise in first class!Copy !req
242. With an eye looking on the
future, and even the past!Copy !req
243. And then...Copy !req
244. Shut the fuck up and walk, baldo.Copy !req
245. Oh, sure.Copy !req
246. That's my master for you.Copy !req
247. He's bald himself, but he calls me,
with my long hair, baldo.Copy !req
248. First, I'd cut this part. It's just repeating
what was on the previous page.Copy !req
249. B-But that's...Copy !req
250. Let's drop this entire chapter, too.Copy !req
251. Wh-Whoa, that's basically
a rewrite at that point!Copy !req
252. Oh, this can go, too.Copy !req
253. And this scene at the beginning...
I'd like you to rewrite that.Copy !req
254. What happened to all that praise?Copy !req
255. Oh, sorry, the office is calling.Copy !req
256. Capture the foreigner.
2-X-X Nishiki-cho in Nerima City.
Murayama Flats.Copy !req
257. UnderstoodCopy !req
258. Sensei, a question...Copy !req
259. Roger thatCopy !req
260. Roger thatCopy !req
261. What's the name of this slu—
I mean, apartment building?Copy !req
262. It's Murayama Flats.Copy !req
263. Capture the foreigner.
2-X-X Nishiki-cho in Nerima City.
Murayama Flats.Copy !req
264. Sorry, my boss has urgent business for me.Copy !req
265. Please have the corrections ready
before 3:00 PM tomorrow.Copy !req
266. W-W-Wait! There's no way!Copy !req
267. If you'll excuse me.Copy !req
268. W-Wait...Copy !req
269. Yoshida-sensei.Copy !req
270. He's so anxious and hunched over.Copy !req
271. He'll probably be up all night
with those corrections.Copy !req
272. Good luck. I'll see you again tomorrow.Copy !req
273. CigarettesCopy !req
274. Pops, gimme some smokes and matches.Copy !req
275. Store's not even open anymore.
You should head on out of here.Copy !req
276. Don't be like that! Help a guy out.Copy !req
277. Who the hell gets their orders from
color-coded matches in this day and age?Copy !req
278. These days, there's those Marishitens
and that Escape thing...Copy !req
279. A buncha fancy gizmos with
old-fashioned names stuck on 'em.Copy !req
280. Which leaves guys like us
treated like antiques!Copy !req
281. I happen to like antiques, myself.Copy !req
282. The thing about tech is you can't
rely on it in the heat of the moment,Copy !req
283. when your life is on the line.Copy !req
284. I hear the cheers, they come at me for years!Copy !req
285. Come on, Hibi, let's go.Copy !req
286. Where to?Copy !req
287. Time for your first mission
at Murayama Flats.Copy !req
288. Consider everyone you run into an enemy.Copy !req
289. Hell yeah. Finally some combat.Copy !req
290. The target is on the shared balcony
on the second floor...Copy !req
291. Hey, let me see it already!Copy !req
292. Pardon me!Copy !req
293. Ow...Copy !req
294. Hey! What the heck was that?Copy !req
295. You okay? Any injuries?Copy !req
296. Yeah! I skinned my knee!Copy !req
297. Sorry about that. But civilian
casualties come with the job.Copy !req
298. If you want to file a complaint,Copy !req
299. submit it to the local
courthouse within 30 days.Copy !req
300. Not that it'll matter.Copy !req
301. You're a high schooler, so you ought
to understand what's going on.Copy !req
302. If you want to avoid trouble,
keep that mouth zipped.Copy !req
303. I-I won't say a word!Copy !req
304. That drone of yours has
really complicated things.Copy !req
305. And I had an appointment
at the beautician later...Copy !req
306. Now I'm gonna be late.Copy !req
307. I-I'm sorry, but... I also
have no idea what's going on.Copy !req
308. Well, I'll still win in the end.Copy !req
309. She vanished?!Copy !req
310. Damn it!Copy !req
311. He's had electrocution conditioning.Copy !req
312. I screwed up.Copy !req
313. Was there bulletproof gel in her shirt?Copy !req
314. Is that enough to block .22 LR rounds?Copy !req
315. If hitting his heart with the taser won't
work, I'll have to aim for his head.Copy !req
316. I'll intercept his shot with my hand and
then redirect it to avoid a critical wound.Copy !req
317. I am not dying here.Copy !req
318. Her movements... She's not begging for mercy.Copy !req
319. Are ninja that fixated on survival?Copy !req
320. Yo, yo, is someone playing with my yo-yo?Copy !req
321. Damn, you both look like shit.Copy !req
322. You pick a fight with the wrong person?Copy !req
323. Well, the star's here now.
So where's my applause?Copy !req
324. Episode 4: "Do You Know What the Ninja Code Says?"Copy !req
325. Suzuki is the second most common family
name in Japan. You got me beat.Copy !req
326. Do you really care that much?Copy !req
327. Isn't it nice to be highly ranked?Copy !req
328. There are 1,700,000 Suzukis across the—Copy !req
329. Let me stop you right there!Copy !req
330. And damn, you must really love Jump.Copy !req