1. My unluck always gets people killed.Copy !req
2. So I felt I didn't deserve to live.Copy !req
3. But I met an undead who found me amusing.Copy !req
4. At first, I hated it, but...Copy !req
5. Being with him helped me feel like I
could keep living a bit longer.Copy !req
6. At least, that's what I thought.Copy !req
7. How did things wind up like this?Copy !req
8. If a kiss did that...Copy !req
9. If we have ***... then an even bigger stroke
of unluck'll happen!Copy !req
10. A massive stroke of unluck ignoring
the basic rules about contact area and duration!Copy !req
11. Let's jump on this theory while it's hot!Copy !req
12. He's the worst! It's like he only thinks
of me as a tool for dying!Copy !req
13. What do I do?
I need to get out of this somehow.Copy !req
14. My first time will be taken by this jerk!Copy !req
15. I need to figure this out before
he actually makes a move on me!Copy !req
16. All he cares about is tasting the best
of what death has to offer!Copy !req
17. There has to be something.Copy !req
18. Oh! I know! The key is likability!Copy !req
19. Huh?Copy !req
20. Aside from Mom, Dad, and you,
I have also kissed my granddad,Copy !req
21. who had these dentures that scared the crap out of me.Copy !req
22. GYAAAAAAA!Copy !req
23. But at the time,
all he got were sprained legs.Copy !req
24. He passed away three years later,Copy !req
25. but there was too much of a time lag for it to be my fault.Copy !req
26. My point is-the more I like a person,
the bigger the unlucky event becomes!Copy !req
27. So, if you were to try and force me
into some funny business right now...Copy !req
28. ...I'd end up hating you! Forever!Copy !req
29. Are you really okay with that?Copy !req
30. I mean it.
Forever and ever!Copy !req
31. That means you'd get crummy unluck
and lose your shot at a proper death!Copy !req
32. You don't say...
Pretty clear what the plan is, then.Copy !req
33. Huh?Copy !req
34. Basically... I can't let you die till it happens.Copy !req
35. Huh? Till what happens?Copy !req
36. Follow me.Copy !req
37. AUGUST 2NDCopy !req
38. Is this... an armory?Copy !req
39. I've set up places like this all over the globe so I
can have it out with those guys whenever I need to.Copy !req
40. “Those guys”?Copy !req
41. Now, let's get crackin'.Copy !req
42. Okay, you're all set.Copy !req
43. Bulletproof, stab-proof...
and resistant to chemical weapons.Copy !req
44. What's with all this heavy armor?Copy !req
45. It's a countermeasure against those guys from yesterday.Copy !req
46. Yesterday...Copy !req
47. Who were they, anyway?Copy !req
48. An organization that polices
unidentified mysteries like ourselves.Copy !req
49. To them, we're the ones they gotta keep in check.Copy !req
50. You can count on a second group
of ‘em showing up today.Copy !req
51. B-But we really socked it to them good yesterday.
I bet they're too freaked out to even-Copy !req
52. Fat chance. Those guys are packing
some head of their own. Folks like us.Copy !req
53. Guys and gals who negate
the rules of this world. Negators.Copy !req
54. Yesterday, they got a front row seat to our abilities.Copy !req
55. But theirs are unknown.
We don't stand a chance.Copy !req
56. All we can do now is run.Copy !req
57. You know, 50 years ago, those Negators caught me
and really did a number on me.Copy !req
58. - Fifty?
- I spent the next ten years in a labCopy !req
59. gettin' my body prodded to hell ‘n' back.Copy !req
60. What? Just how old are you?Copy !req
61. Makes me wonder what they do
to you if you got caught.Copy !req
62. There's no tellin' how many people would die just
to confirm the rules of your unluck.Copy !req
63. They might even cut your fingers off
to see if they still work when detached, or...Copy !req
64. Eek! No way!Copy !req
65. We've got to get out of here!
Right now!Copy !req
66. Ooh, baby!
You're getting terrified now!Copy !req
67. Hurry up!Copy !req
68. ROAD CLOSED - EXIT HERE - ROAD CLOSURE DUE
TO BUILDING DEMOLITION BY IMPLOSIONCopy !req
69. Time to kick off our “caught-and-we're-done”
motorcycle trip for two! Hit it!Copy !req
70. But... where're we going?
Do you have somewhere in mind?Copy !req
71. Whazzat? Heck no.
We're just gonna keep on runnin'.Copy !req
72. Huh? That sounds like it's only
a matter of time before we get caught.Copy !req
73. And I'm already a liability to you.
If you get captured again like yesterday, then...Copy !req
74. Calm that li'l head of yours.Copy !req
75. Till you fall for me and give me
the biggest stroke of unluck you got...Copy !req
76. ...you better believe I ain't gonna let you die.Copy !req
77. “Fall for you”...?
Y-You still haven't given up on that?Copy !req
78. I appreciate you protecting me,
but there's no way I'd fall for you!Copy !req
79. Tut-tut, you will.
After all, you're such a pushover.Copy !req
80. I-I am not a pushover!Copy !req
81. Quit rubbing my head!
Geez, that's another thing I don't like about you!Copy !req
82. Here they come.Copy !req
83. Huh? What is that?Copy !req
84. It's how they warp.Copy !req
85. The folks who nabbed me 50 years ago shot out
from one of those, too.Copy !req
86. Hit the deck!Copy !req
87. Something's heading right for us!Copy !req
88. Yeah.Copy !req
89. It's the Union!Copy !req
90. What in the...Copy !req
91. Andy!Copy !req
92. Are you o... kay?Copy !req
93. Huh?Copy !req
94. Wow, you're something!
You still head out there in this state!Copy !req
95. Do ya like him?Copy !req
96. Who is this guy?
An enemy?Copy !req
97. My legs... won't move...Copy !req
98. Hey, I've nabbed this one!Copy !req
99. Then kill her. We capture Undead
and dispose of Unluck, remember?Copy !req
100. Aww, but I want to chat with her for a bit.Copy !req
101. Hey, how old are ya?
What're you into? Got a type?Copy !req
102. Who is this goofball?Copy !req
103. You flirtatious fool.Copy !req
104. Ooh. What a nifty undead trick.Copy !req
105. Get him, Andy!Copy !req
106. Now you're all...Copy !req
107. ...mine?Copy !req
108. What, why?
He just suddenly stopped mov-Copy !req
109. Sorry, but that wasn't me.Copy !req
110. No, really!
I swear it wasn't me!Copy !req
111. My body won't budge.Copy !req
112. Specifically, my arms, legs, and torso.Copy !req
113. Andy!Copy !req
114. I can move now.
So the reason my body froze up back there...Copy !req
115. ...wasn't because I numbed my nerves
and ruptured my muscles.Copy !req
116. This guy, he's-Copy !req
117. Andy!Copy !req
118. This is your guy!
He's the movement stopper!Copy !req
119. CULPRIT
I can't move right now because
of him, in fact!Copy !req
120. CULPRIT
Focus your attacks on this guy!Copy !req
121. Uh, you know you're moving your hands, right?Copy !req
122. I know that!
It's my legs that aren't moving!Copy !req
123. Then they ain't related.Copy !req
124. Both of these guys are External-Targeting
Restrainer-Type Negators.Copy !req
125. They seem similar,
but their ranges and abilities aren't.Copy !req
126. The big guy over here paralyzed my body.Copy !req
127. And the brat over there has your will,
I take it.Copy !req
128. Though I don't know what exactly
they're negating to pull this off.Copy !req
129. Well, dang. Guess you haven't lived all
this time for nothing!Copy !req
130. But simply knowing that doesn't mean a thing.Copy !req
131. That's why they put us up for the job.Copy !req
132. Look at that,
I can move after I get hit.Copy !req
133. All I gotta do now is get hit,
fix myself up, and slug ya.Copy !req
134. What an idiot.Copy !req
135. He's taking it pretty well considering
he's still able to feel pain.Copy !req
136. What an outrageous way to fight.Copy !req
137. Hey...Copy !req
138. Are we going to get chased
by people like you forever?Copy !req
139. Well... that's only if you manage
to give us the slip.Copy !req
140. That meteorite yesterday didn't do you any favors.Copy !req
141. Because of that, your capture priority levels rose
to eight on a scale of ten.Copy !req
142. And to think you were just
a five when you were discovered.Copy !req
143. So now, no matter how many hunters you avoid...Copy !req
144. ...there will always be other
menacing people gunning for you.Copy !req
145. Menacing people?Copy !req
146. Yup. Negators, just like us.
You've got my condolences.Copy !req
147. Negators, the same as...Copy !req
148. Wait...?Copy !req
149. Then why aren't you guys being hunted?Copy !req
150. Ah-hah, so we've piqued your interest?Copy !req
151. Hey. Shen.Copy !req
152. Lay off. Where's the harm?
She has a right to know!Copy !req
153. There're ten members.Copy !req
154. Ten?Copy !req
155. The Anti-Unidentified Phenomena Control Organization,
A.K.A. “Union”.Copy !req
156. Within its ranks,
there's a special team made up of ten Negators.Copy !req
157. Once in, you're exempt from pursuit on
the condition that you commit to carrying out missions.Copy !req
158. Ya need to pass a few tests to get in, though.Copy !req
159. U-Um... so that means...Copy !req
160. If we become members,
then they will stop chasing us-Copy !req
161. Sorry, kid.
All the seats are taken!Copy !req
162. C-Can't move...Copy !req
163. As long as there are no vacancies,
the roster sees no additions or changes.Copy !req
164. Any Negator who isn't a member
is a UMA who throws the world into chaos... a monster!Copy !req
165. Now I get it!Copy !req
166. Instead of gettin' hunted,
we join the hunting party!Copy !req
167. Sick! Let's do it!Copy !req
168. We'll bust those two asses
to make some space, and...Copy !req
169. ...we'll be part of those ten!Copy !req
170. Who knows what they'll have us do once we're in,
but don't you worry.Copy !req
171. So long as I'm around,
letting you die ain't an option.Copy !req
172. And neither is handing you over to anyone else.Copy !req
173. Y-Yeah.Copy !req
174. Hey, they just had direct contact.Copy !req
175. They did, but it was a small area,
so the unluck isn't gonna be all that...Copy !req
176. Um, listen up!Copy !req
177. I think... a huge stroke of unluck is on the way!Copy !req
178. But it's not because I'm in love with you or anything!Copy !req
179. - I only like you out of gratitude...
- Hey, get out there after herCopy !req
180. Yeah, okay, I'm going!Copy !req
181. Then go!Copy !req
182. Get out there!Copy !req
183. What? I'm not feeling it.Copy !req
184. Just get out there.Copy !req
185. But you know...Copy !req
186. Quit your whining!Copy !req
187. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
188. That won't make me fall in love with you!Copy !req
189. So don't get the wrong idea!Copy !req
190. Welp, there ya have it, boys.Copy !req
191. Give us your two seats.Copy !req
192. Unscathed, eh?Copy !req
193. That was close!Copy !req
194. Now, then...Copy !req
195. Negators either negate their own Rules
or those of others.Copy !req
196. When fighting against External-Targeting Negators...Copy !req
197. ...you gotta figure out what they're negating ASAP!Copy !req
198. When Jumbotron gets in an attack stance,
he negates my movements.Copy !req
199. So maybe his power is...Copy !req
200. ...“Unavoidable”.Copy !req
201. But I ain't got enough intel on the brat.Copy !req
202. He restrained the Unluck kid without any kind
of specific movement.Copy !req
203. Just what does this guy negate?Copy !req
204. I'd better stay hidden and use some
hit-and-run tactics till I've got ‘em figured out.Copy !req
205. Dynamite?Copy !req
206. Is this my fault, too?
Or just a coincidence?Copy !req
207. That's a level eight for you.
Just look at this mess.Copy !req
208. If it weren't for this crazy old coot's suit,
I'd be a goner.Copy !req
209. Unless you can predict what will happen,
it's not a weapon. It's a disaster.Copy !req
210. I'll dispose of her.Copy !req
211. But first, I'll take care of you... Undead.Copy !req
212. Shen, are you all right?Copy !req
213. I've secured Undead.
That just leaves killing Unluck.Copy !req
214. You want that thing?Copy !req
215. Huh?Copy !req
216. Go on, I don't mind.Copy !req
217. You see, a body part that I lose...
disappears in 30 seconds, anyway.Copy !req
218. Or, I should say it lasts for 30 seconds.Copy !req
219. Adios, Unavoidable.Copy !req
220. I call it Parts Bullet.Copy !req
221. I use my regenerative power
to shoot my half-torn body parts like projectiles.Copy !req
222. Each time you get in an attack stance,
you negate your opponent's ability to “avoid”.Copy !req
223. Strictly speaking, you're only stopping
muscle movements while it's in effect.Copy !req
224. You can't stop my regeneration.Copy !req
225. Ya should've read up more
on your own rules, bud.Copy !req
226. That's one down.Copy !req
227. What was that weird sound just now?
Hey, Void?Copy !req
228. You're next.Copy !req
229. Huh? Are you serious?
But your seat's already secured.Copy !req
230. Did you not hear me before?Copy !req
231. I need two seats.
I need to join, too.Copy !req
232. You're a real gentleman, I see.Copy !req
233. What does this guy negate?
Guess I'll have to die until I find out, just like always!Copy !req
234. I'll get that opening in his stance!Copy !req
235. On the right side of this waist!Copy !req
236. Hit ‘em with a right kick!Copy !req
237. What?Copy !req
238. My left leg?Copy !req
239. WONDERFUL!
Jīngcai.Copy !req
240. Wow, you're incredible, Mr. Andy!Copy !req
241. I never thought anyone'd be able
to lay a hand on me!Copy !req
242. Oh, what I'd give to spar against you
on a regular basis!Copy !req
243. You... befriended him?Copy !req
244. Don't be such a dope!
He's clearly screwin' with me!Copy !req
245. Oh, you brought the katana!
Toss it this way!Copy !req
246. Toss? Are you sure you'll catch it?Copy !req
247. Just toss it!Copy !req
248. I may not know exactly what it is you negate...Copy !req
249. ...but your power is all about opposites!Copy !req
250. You purposely tease a gap in your defenses
and prepare a defense on the opposite side!Copy !req
251. Right goes left!
Up goes down!Copy !req
252. Annoying, for sure,
but that's about all there is to it, right?Copy !req
253. Okay, fine!Copy !req
254. But...Copy !req
255. Whaddaya do when faced with
an attack you can't parry?Copy !req
256. I gotcha now!Copy !req
257. Ah... it was only for a split second, but...Copy !req
258. ...you hesitated on whether or not
to cut me down.Copy !req
259. Despite being alive for nearly 200 years,
you still hesitate when it comes to killing people, huh?Copy !req
260. Or maybe you just didn't want Little Miss Unlucky here
to see you murder someone?Copy !req
261. But I doubt you're that soft.Copy !req
262. Now then, all that's left is...Copy !req
263. I won't reveal my Rule to you, but I'll tell you this-
you won't be able to run away or touch me.Copy !req
264. My power works on your deep psyche,
so it's no use trying to resist.Copy !req
265. Hey, you...Copy !req
266. Why the hell didja come over here?Copy !req
267. SHIVER SHIVER
I-I-I'm sorry!Copy !req
268. SHIVER SHIVER
I thought it would work!Copy !req
269. Now we're both in his line of sight!Copy !req
270. I was only trying to help!
I swear!Copy !req
271. Well? Which of you will be joining us?Copy !req
272. That's a no-brainer-she is.Copy !req
273. - You can ship me off to a lab or whatever for all I care.
- Hold on, you can't make such a big decision on your own!Copy !req
274. They ran you ragged for ten years, didn't they?
Why would you voluntarily...Copy !req
275. You wouldn't last a day without losin' your mind.Copy !req
276. But...Copy !req
277. No “but”s. Hitting on a chick that ain't right in
the head is back-breakin' work.Copy !req
278. This is fine.Copy !req
279. You're still on that?
What if you never break free?Copy !req
280. Don't worry.Copy !req
281. I'll slip out before you die,
even if it kills me.Copy !req
282. Even if you've become a hunchbacked old bag,
I'll win your heart and give ya a night to remember.Copy !req
283. You got that?
Now scram. See ya.Copy !req
284. UNDERSTOOD.
Zhīdàole.Copy !req
285. In that case,
I'll be taking Little Miss Unlucky and-Copy !req
286. Wait!Copy !req
287. You! Look away for ten minutes!Copy !req
288. Huh? Oh, I'm afraid I can't.
It'll undo the restraint.Copy !req
289. I don't care!
Just turn away!Copy !req
290. I-I'm about to do some...Copy !req
291. ...t-totally x-rated stuff with this fool!Copy !req
292. Wait, why?Copy !req
293. Hey, I gotta get you
to fall head over heels for me first-Copy !req
294. Oh, just shut up!Copy !req
295. Because of this body,
I've never experienced even a lick of romance!Copy !req
296. So I don't know if I've fallen for you or not!Copy !req
297. But... no matter what the reason may be,
if there's someone...Copy !req
298. ...willing to fight for my pitiful sake
until they're a bloody mess...Copy !req
299. ...then I can't just abandon them
without giving up something-anything!Copy !req
300. So we do this right here, right now!Copy !req
301. I've never done it before,
so I dunno what to do...Copy !req
302. ...but it just might give you the unluck you need to die!Copy !req
303. I'm sorry I can't do more... to repay you.Copy !req
304. Now that's some relationship!
Didn'tcha guys only meet yesterday?Copy !req
305. I-It's not funny!Copy !req
306. Whew... okay, sorry.
Boy, you guys are rich.Copy !req
307. Splitting you two up would be a capital offense.Copy !req
308. All righty!
Here's what I'm gonna do!Copy !req
309. Let's have you two kill another one
of our members.Copy !req
310. If you do, I'll put in a good word for you both.Copy !req
311. In three days,
on August 5th, at Lake Baikal...Copy !req
312. ...one member will make a move
to investigate a UMA.Copy !req
313. Kill the member that shows up there,
and you're golden.Copy !req
314. Look for a red necktie and an emblem.Copy !req
315. That said...Copy !req
316. Of course, there will be people hunting you along the way.Copy !req
317. Here's hoping you both make
it over there in one piece.Copy !req
318. Well... that's all I've got.Copy !req
319. I'll see you two in the Roundtable Room.Copy !req
320. Huh?Copy !req
321. H-H-He spared us?Copy !req
322. Yeah, thanks to your deviant behavior.Copy !req
323. Deviant? I wasn't just...Copy !req
324. I wasn't just playing...Copy !req
325. I ain't rotten enough to bang
a chick just ‘cause she's desperate.Copy !req
326. Don't ever pull a stunt like that again.Copy !req
327. Yes. Won't happen again.Copy !req
328. No time to waste!
Let's hit the road!Copy !req
329. Huh? Russia?
But I don't have a passport or anything.Copy !req
330. Don't need one! Public transportation's too dangerous!
We're gonna take my route!Copy !req
331. First, we drive top speed to Niigata!Copy !req
332. Next, we hop on my yacht and book it
to the Russian port of Vladivostok!Copy !req
333. Then we'll swap to a jet plane
and head to Irkutsk!Copy !req
334. There, I'll hire some of my old war buds
to give us some combat support!Copy !req
335. Then we lie in wait for our target
at the lake... and off ‘em!Copy !req
336. Russia... vodka!Copy !req
337. How old are ya?Copy !req
338. I-I'm 18.Copy !req
339. You're legal over there!
When we're done, it's bottoms up!Copy !req
340. TO BE CONTINUEDCopy !req
341. TO BE CONTINUED
He looks like he's enjoying this.Copy !req
342. TO BE CONTINUEDCopy !req
343. PREVIEWCopy !req
344. The girl heads north with the undead man.Copy !req
345. Overcoming predicaments,
they arrive at lake's shore where the girl meets... her.Copy !req
346. Next episode of Undead Unluck,
Episode 3-How to Use My Unluck.Copy !req
347. In search of the greatest death ever.Copy !req