Uncle Grandpa 1x8

Directed by

Audie Harrison as Beary Nice (voice)

Gus and Pizza Steve have plans to go out for the night, but UG can't be left alone in the RV, so they need a babysitter. But when none are available, they turn to UG to babysit himself.

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1. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!

2. GOOD MORNING.

3. GOOD MORNING.

4. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.

5. GOOD MORNING!

6. IT'S ICE-CREAM TIME!

7. Pizza Steve: I'VE ALREADY

8. PICKED OUT THE FLAVORS I'M GONNA

9. GET — STRAWBERRY, CHOCOLATE,

10. DOUBLE CHOCOLATE, FUDGE,

11. CHOCOLATE FUDGE, AND GORGONZOLA!

12. WHAT ABOUT YOU, MR. GUS?

13. Mr. I'M GONNA GET MY

14. FAVORITE — PLAIN VANILLA.

15. Pizza Steve: BORING!

16. WHAT ABOUT YOU, MS. THANG?

17. Pizza Steve: SHERBET?

18. UGH!

19. YOU GUYS ARE WEIRD.

20. Uncle Grandpa: WELL, I KNOW

21. WHAT FLAVOR I'M GONNA GET!

22. ALL OF THEM!

23. AND I'M GONNA GET IT IN BOTH A

24. REGULAR CONE...

25. ANDA WAFFLE CONE.

26. HOORAY!

27. IT'S ICE-CREAM TIME!

28. Mr. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO

29. SAY THIS, BUT YOU CAN'T GO.

30. Uncle Grandpa: BUT WHY NOT?

31. Mr. REMEMBER THE LAST

32. TIME YOU WENT TO GET ICE CREAM?

33. THIS HAPPENED.

34. Uncle Grandpa: OH, YEAH.

35. GOOD POINT.

36. AT LEAST I GOT BELLY BAG TO

37. KEEP ME COMPANY.

38. Belly Bag: UM, ACTUALLY,

39. UNCLE GRANDPA, I'M GOING WITH

40. THEM.

41. Mr. UGH!

42. Belly Bag: I WANT SPRINKLES!

43. Mr. WAIT A MINUTE.

44. WHO'S GONNA BABYSIT

45. UNCLE GRANDPA WHILE WE'RE GONE?

46. Uncle Grandpa: HEY!

47. NO ONE NEEDS TO BABYSIT ME!

48. I'M OLDER THAN ALL OF YOU!

49. Mr. I GUESS YOU DON'T

50. REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME

51. WE LEFT YOU ALONE.

52. Uncle Grandpa: OH, YEAH.

53. THAT AGAIN.

54. BUT I DON'T WANT A BABYSITTER!

55. I GOT TO THINK OF SOMETHING.

56. HMM.

57. HEY! I'VE GOT AN IDEA!

58. I COULD BABYSIT MYSELF!

59. WELL?

60. Mr. I GUESS THAT COULD

61. WORK.

62. Pizza Steve: YEAH, BUT WHICH

63. ONE'S THE BABYSITTER?

64. Uncle Grandpa: VOILà!

65. INSTANT BABYSITTER!

66. Mr. JUST MAKE SURE

67. NOTHING GETS DESTROYED.

68. AND WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T EAT

69. THAT CHILI DOG.

70. YOU MEAN THIS CHILI DOG?

71. Mr. YES, I MEAN THAT

72. CHILI DOG.

73. NO PROBLEM!

74. Uncle Grandpa: I PROMISE

75. NOTHING WILL BE DESTROYED AND NO

76. CHILI DOGS WILL BE CONSUMED.

77. AND I WILL PROVE THAT I'LL NEVER

78. NEED A BABYSITTER AGAIN!

79. Mr. OKAY.

80. AND IF YOU CAN DO ALL THAT, YOU

81. GET AN ICE-CREAM TREAT WHEN WE

82. GET BACK.

83. Pizza Steve: SPEAKING OF

84. WHICH, LET'S ROLL!

85. BYE-BYE!

86. SO, WHAT FUN THINGS DO YOU

87. WANT TO DO FIRST?

88. Uncle Grandpa: FUN THINGS?

89. OH, BOY! OH, BOY!

90. WAIT A MINUTE.

91. NO! NO FUN THINGS!

92. Uncle Grandpa: HEY!

93. I SAID NO FUN!

94. COME ON!

95. LET'S BATTLE SEA CREATURES AND

96. TEACH THEM WHO'S BOSS!

97. Uncle Grandpa:

98. SO FUN!

99. NO! NO FUN!

100. LET'S JUMP ON THIS TRAMPOLINE

101. AND BASH HOLES IN THE CEILING

102. WITH OUR HEAD!

103. Uncle Grandpa: YES!

104. NO!

105. I SAID NO FUN!

106. WHEE!

107. Uncle Grandpa: ARE YOU

108. LISTENING TO WHAT I'M TELLING

109. YOU?

110. LET'S PRANK-CALL THE

111. PRESIDENT AND TRICK HIM INTO

112. BLOWING UP THE WHOLE PLANET!

113. Uncle Grandpa: I DO LIKE IT

114. WHEN THE EARTH EXPLODES.

115. WAIT A MINUTE!

116. IF THE WHOLE PLANET EXPLODES,

117. THE RV COULD BE DESTROYED!

118. AND THEN THE GUYS WILL KNOW FOR

119. SURE THAT I CAN'T BE TRUSTED!

120. UNH!

121. LEAVING ME STUCK WITH A

122. BABYSITTER FOREVER.

123. SO WE'RE JUST GONNA SIT HERE AND

124. BE QUIET!

125. AND WELL-BEHAVED!

126. SHEESH!

127. I BET THE REST OF THE GANG'S

128. HAVING FUN.

129. Belly Bag: AAH!

130. BOY, OH, BOY!

131. THIS SURE IS FUN!

132. Mr. THRILLING.

133. Pizza Steve: I'D LIKE ANOTHER

134. FREE SAMPLE OF DOUBLE CHOCOLATE,

135. IF YOU PLEASE.

136. UH, THAT'S LIKE YOUR 50th

137. FREE SAMPLE.

138. I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU TO

139. ORDER OR GET OUT!

140. Pizza Steve: OH, TIGER.

141. ONE FREE SAMPLE OF DOUBLE

142. CHOCOLATE COMING RIGHT UP!

143. Pizza Steve: MAKE THAT TWO

144. FREE SAMPLES.

145. Uncle Grandpa: MAN!

146. RESISTING HAVING FUN IS HARD

147. WORK.

148. I COULD REALLY USE A BITE TO

149. EAT.

150. Mr. WHATEVER YOU DO,

151. DON'T EAT THIS CHILI DOG.

152. HERE, HAVE A CHILI DOG.

153. Uncle Grandpa: THANKS.

154. WAIT A MINUTE.

155. NO CHEESE?

156. THANKS.

157. MMM.

158. WAIT A MINUTE!

159. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

160. YOU DIDN'T TELL ME IT WAS THAT

161. CHILI DOG!

162. WHEN SOMETHING BAD IS GONNA

163. HAPPEN, JUST COVER UP YOUR EYES,

164. 'CAUSE DANGER DOESN'T SEEM AS

165. BAD WHEN YOU ARE IN DISGUISE.

166. LOOK, YOU ATE THE CHILI DOG

167. AND NOTHING HAPPENED.

168. Uncle Grandpa: YEAH.

169. I GUESS YOU'RE —

170. I AM A DEMOLITION ROBOT.

171. Uncle Grandpa: D-DEMOLITION?

172. FUN!

173. WHO ATE MY CHILI DOG?

174. HE DID.

175. I WAS SAVING IT FOR LATER.

176. THIS ENRAGES ME.

177. I WILL NOW DESTROY THIS RV.

178. Uncle Grandpa: THAT'S EXACTLY

179. WHAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!

180. DESTRUCTION DANCE PARTY!

181. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

182. Uncle Grandpa: THANK YOU FOR

183. CALLING UNCLE GRANDPA.

184. UNCLE GRANDPA SPEAKING.

185. Mr. HEY, UNCLE GRANDPA,

186. WE'RE ON OUR WAY BACK.

187. SHOULD BE THERE IN A FEW

188. MINUTES.

189. Pizza Steve: TELL HIM I GOT

190. HIS CONE.

191. Mr. PIZZA STEVE HAS YOUR

192. CONE.

193. IS EVERYTHING COOL?

194. Uncle Grandpa: UH...

195. EVERYTHING'S FINE.

196. Mr. HEY, WHAT'S ALL THAT

197. NOISE?

198. Uncle Grandpa: UH, THE

199. BABYSITTER IS JUST, UH, COOKING

200. FOOD.

201. GOT TO GO! BYE!

202. STOP COOKING THAT FOOD!

203. WE GOT TO STOP THIS ROBOT FROM

204. DESTROYING THE WHOLE RV.

205. WAIT!

206. PLEASE STOP DESTROYING STUFF,

207. MR. DESTRUCTION DEMOLITION ROBOT

208. PERSON, SIR!

209. I'M SORRY I ATE YOUR CHILI DOG.

210. BUT I CAN JUST GET YOU A NEW

211. ONE.

212. IT'S THE PRINCIPLE.

213. WHOO!

214. FINALLY HAVING SOME FUN AROUND

215. HERE!

216. Uncle Grandpa: THIS ISN'T

217. FUN.

218. THIS IS — HEY! THAT'S IT!

219. SO, YOU WANT TO HAVE SOME REAL

220. BIG FUN, RIGHT?

221. YEAH!

222. Uncle Grandpa: DOES

223. DESTROYING A ROBOT SOUND LIKE

224. REAL BIG FUN?

225. YES.

226. Uncle Grandpa: OKAY.

227. YOU DESTROY THE ROBOT, AND I'LL

228. MAKE SURE NOTHING GETS

229. DESTROYED.

230. EXCEPT FOR THAT LAMP.

231. LET'S DO THIS!

232. WHAT THE...?

233. Uncle Grandpa: I TRIED TO

234. REASON WITH YOU,

235. DEMOLITION ROBOT.

236. THIS DOES NOT COMPUTE.

237. I WILL DESTROY YOU.

238. DANG IT.

239. Uncle Grandpa: WHERE DID YOU

240. LEARN TO USE A SWORD LIKE THAT?

241. I HAVE NO IDEA.

242. TASTE MY LASER CANNON.

243. HA. HA. HA.

244. HEY, ROBOT — UP HERE!

245. GOT YOUR EYE!

246. REMOVE YOURSELF.

247. NOW, THIS IS FUN!

248. TIME TO BE DESTROYED.

249. Uncle Grandpa:

250. BABYSITTER!

251. CATCH!

252. THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN!

253. WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO DEFLECT A

254. LASER BEAM LIKE THAT?

255. Uncle Grandpa: I HAVE NO

256. IDEA.

257. THANKS FOR HELPING ME,

258. UNCLE GRANDPA.

259. NO PROBLEM, KID!

260. Uncle Grandpa: NOW LET'S GET

261. THIS PLACE BACK TO NORMAL BEFORE

262. THEY GET BACK.

263. Pizza Steve: MAN, I CAN'T

264. BELIEVE THEY DIDN'T HAVE MY

265. FAVORITE TOPPING.

266. Mr. THAT'S BECAUSE GOLD

267. AND DIAMONDS AREN'T A REAL

268. TOPPING.

269. Uncle Grandpa: OKAY, WE JUST

270. GOT TO COVER THIS HOLE UP.

271. ALL DONES!

272. OH, NO!

273. WHAT ABOUT THE CHILI DOG?

274. THEY'LL SEE IT'S MISSING!

275. DON'T WORRY.

276. HOLD STILL.

277. GOOD AS NEW!

278. Mr. WOW.

279. GOOD JOB, UNCLE GRANDPA.

280. YOU OBVIOUSLY BEHAVED YOURSELF,

281. YOU DIDN'T DESTROY THE RV, AND

282. YOU DIDN'T EAT GARY THE ROBOT'S

283. CHILI DOG.

284. Belly Bag: LOOKS LIKE YOU

285. DON'T NEED TO HAVE A BABYSITTER

286. EVER AGAIN!

287. Uncle Grandpa: OH, I DON'T

288. KNOW.

289. IT WASN'T THAT BAD.

290. MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE A BABYSITTER

291. NEXT TIME.

292. JUST TO PLAY IT SAFE, YOU KNOW?

293. Pizza Steve: HERE'S YOUR

294. ICE-CREAM CONE, UNCLE GRANDPA,

295. JUST HOW YOU —

296. AAH!

297. Uncle Grandpa: HOW DID THAT

298. GET THERE?

299. "NEW EXPERIENCES" WITH

300. BEARY NICE...

301. THAT'S ME!

302. AND HOTDOG PERSON...

303. THAT'S ME.

304. WOW!

305. I'VE NEVER CLIMBED A TREE

306. BEFORE.

307. HAVE YOU, HOTDOG PERSON?

308. NO, I HAVE—

309. I'M SO EXCITED TO CLIMB A

310. TREE FOR THE FIRST TIME!

311. I'M GONNA CLIMB ALL OVER YOU,

312. TREE!

313. BE CAREFUL, BEARY.

314. CLIMBING A TREE IS BEARY NICE.

315. WAIT!

316. THAT'S ME!

317. HOTDOG PERSON, WHY AREN'T YOU

318. CLIMBING YOUR TREE?

319. BECAUSE I'M AFRAID OF TREES.

320. BUT CLIMBING A TREE IS

321. BEARY NICE!

322. WAIT!

323. THAT'S ME!

324. YEAH.

325. YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT.

326. HAVING FUN YET?

327. YEAH.

328. I WAS WRONG TO BE AFRAID OF

329. TREES.

330. I'M VERY SURPRISED AT WHAT A

331. GOOD TREE-CLIMBER HOTDOG PERSON

332. IS.

333. ALMOST THERE.

334. OHH! AAH! AAH!

335. NOW, THAT'S WHAT I CALL A NEW

336. EXPERIENCE.

337. AAH!