Uncle Grandpa 1x7

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Pamela Adlon as Additional Voices (voice)

When a girl has trouble passing her driving test, Uncle Grandpa shows up to help her. But when they accidentally set a Crazy Baby loose in the city, it's up to Uncle Grandpa to stop it... by teaching the girl how to drive!

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1. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!

2. GOOD MORNING.

3. GOOD MORNING.

4. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.

5. GOOD MORNING!

6. SO, UH, DO I, UH, GET MY

7. DRIVER'S LICENSE NOW?

8. WELL, LET ME SEE.

9. NO!

10. BUT — BUT...

11. YOU WILL NEVER GET A LICENSE,

12. BECAUSE YOU ARE TERRIBLE AT

13. DRIVING A CAR!

14. YOU FAILED, MARY!

15. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!

16. AAH!

17. Uncle Grandpa: AAH!

18. AAH!

19. Uncle Grandpa: AAH!

20. AAH!

21. OH, IT'S YOU, UNCLE GRANDPA.

22. Uncle Grandpa: HEY, MARY,

23. WHAT'S GOING ON?

24. Uncle Grandpa: YEAH, ME TOO.

25. SO, WHAT ELSE IS GOING ON?

26. ALL OF MY FRIENDS PASSED

27. THEIR DRIVER'S TEST, AND I JUST

28. FAILED MINE FOR THE 10th TIME.

29. I GUESS I'LL NEVER GET THE

30. FREEDOM AND INDEPENDENCE THAT

31. COMES WITH DRIVING A CAR.

32. Uncle Grandpa: FREEDOM AND

33. INDEPENDENCE, HUH?

34. SAY NO MORE.

35. I'LL TEACH YOU HOW TO DRIVE.

36. BUT I KNOW HOW TO DRIVE.

37. I JUST GET REALLY NERVOUS, AND

38. THEN I MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES.

39. Uncle Grandpa: YOU MAY KNOW

40. HOW TO DRIVE, BUT DO YOU KNOW

41. HOW TO DRIVE THE UNCLE GRANDPA

42. WAY?

43. YOU MEAN, LIKE, ON TOP OF

44. BUILDINGS AND IN OUTER SPACE AND

45. STUFF?

46. Uncle Grandpa: NO.

47. OKAY, YEAH.

48. COME WITH ME.

49. THIS LOOKS REALLY

50. COMPLICATED, UNCLE GRANDPA.

51. Uncle Grandpa: JUST PUT THE

52. KEY IN THE IGNITION.

53. TURN IT.

54. OKAY, NOW PUT IT INTO DRIVE.

55. VERY GOOD, VERY GOOD.

56. NOW, WHY DON'T WE TRY SOME

57. PARALLEL PARKING?

58. B-BUT I'M NERVOUS,

59. UNCLE GRANDPA.

60. Uncle Grandpa: STOP IT.

61. I-I CAN'T HELP IT.

62. Uncle Grandpa: NO, I MEAN,

63. COME TO A COMPLETE STOP.

64. NOW GO AHEAD AND PUT IT INTO

65. REVERSE.

66. I THINK THE SHIFTER'S STUCK.

67. Uncle Grandpa: LET ME GIVE IT

68. A WIGGLE.

69. OH, NO!

70. GOO-GOO, GAH-GAH!

71. WHAT IS THAT?

72. Uncle Grandpa: I JUST WENT

73. PAST REVERSE AND UNLEASHED A

74. CRAZY BABY INTO THE UNIVERSE

75. THAT'S OUT TO DESTROY US!

76. SO I GUESS IT'S UP TO YOU TO

77. DEFEAT THAT CRAZY BABY WITH YOUR

78. MAD DRIVING SKILLS.

79. BUT — BUT I GET NERVOUS

80. UNDER PRESSURE LIKE THIS!

81. Uncle Grandpa: WE JUST NEED

82. TO FIND A COOL RADIO STATION TO

83. CALM YOUR NERVES.

84. YEAH, THAT'S NICE.

85. NOW, STEP ON IT!

86. OH!

87. I THINK WE LOST HIM.

88. Uncle Grandpa: NICE DRIVING,

89. MARY!

90. Belly Bag: LOOK OUT!

91. AAAH!

92. AAAH!

93. GOO-GOO GAH-GAH?

94. GOO-GOO GAH-GAH GOO-GOO.

95. GOO-GOO!

96. HE FOUND US!

97. I DON'T KNOW HOW, BUT HE

98. FOUND US!

99. Uncle Grandpa: CALM DOWN, AND

100. TAKE A LONG DRIVE OFF THAT

101. SHORT PIER.

102. THE PIER IS ABOUT TO END!

103. Uncle Grandpa:

104. Belly Bag: WE'RE SAFE!

105. NEVER MIND.

106. Uncle Grandpa: BUT AT LEAST

107. THERE'S NO WAY THAT CRAZY BABY

108. IS CRAZY ENOUGH TO FOLLOW US

109. DOWN HERE.

110. Uncle Grandpa: NEVER MIND.

111. QUICK! DRIVE INTO THE MOUTH OF

112. THAT BIG, FAT, DISGUSTING WHALE

113. OVER THERE!

114. Uncle Grandpa: I THINK WE

115. LOST HIM.

116. WOW!

117. ARE WE IN OUTER SPACE?

118. Uncle Grandpa: NO.

119. WE'RE IN MY RV.

120. WE'RE GOING DOWN. TIME TO EJECT.

121. WHAT ABOUT PARACHUTES?

122. Uncle Grandpa: WHAT ABOUT A

123. GIANT, REALISTIC...

124. FLYING TIGER?

125. WE'RE SAVED!

126. Uncle Grandpa: NOT YET. LOOK!

127. GOO-GOO GAH-GAH!

128. GOO-GOO GAH-GAH!

129. NOW THAT CRAZY BABY IS

130. DRIVING THE RV!

131. Uncle Grandpa: IT'S TIME WE

132. TURN THE TABLES ON THAT

133. CRAZY BABY.

134. IT'S TIME THE HUNTER BECOMES

135. THE HUNTED.

136. IT'S TIME WE MAKE A DOUBLE

137. U-TURN AT THAT CLOUD THAT LOOKS

138. LIKE A HOT DOG.

139. AND DON'T FORGET TO PUT ON

140. YOUR BLINKER.

141. IT WORKED.

142. NOW WE'RE CHASING HIM!

143. Uncle Grandpa: OH, NO!

144. A BIRD FLEW IN THE ENGINE!

145. WE'RE GOING DOWN!

146. EVERYTHING'S RUINED!

147. IF I CAN'T EVEN DRIVE A

148. REALISTIC FLYING TIGER, HOW AM I

149. EVER GONNA GET A LICENSE LIKE

150. ALL MY FRIENDS AND GAIN MY

151. FREEDOM AND INDEPENDENCE?

152. Uncle Grandpa: STOP IT!

153. YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY!

154. SORRY.

155. Uncle Grandpa: NO, I MEAN...

156. YOU'RE DRIVING ME!

157. CRAZY!

158. BUT I'M NERVOUS.

159. I'VE NEVER DRIVEN AN

160. UNCLE GRANDPA BEFORE.

161. Uncle Grandpa: IT'S EASY.

162. JUST STEP ON MY GAS.

163. NO, I MEAN MY GAS PEDAL.

164. OH, NO!

165. LOOKS LIKE THAT CRAZY BABY IS

166. HEADED FOR THAT VOLCANO!

167. GOO-GOO GAH-GAH!

168. Uncle Grandpa: OKAY, WHILE I

169. DISTRACT THAT CRAZY BABY, YOU

170. TAKE THE WHEEL AND STEER US AWAY

171. FROM THAT VOLCANO!

172. EH?

173. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!

174. HIS ADORABLE BABY LEGS ARE TOO

175. STRONG!

176. Uncle Grandpa: DON'T WORRY.

177. UNCLE GRANDPA WILL SAVE US.

178. Uncle Grandpa #2: HERE YOU

179. GO, CRAZY BABY.

180. BUNNY!

181. EW!

182. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD JOB,

183. MARY!

184. YOU JUST SAVED US ALL FROM

185. CERTAIN DEATH IN THAT VOLCANO!

186. NOW ALL THAT'S LEFT IS FOR YOU

187. TO PARALLEL-PARK.

188. P-PARALLEL-PARK?

189. BUT I'M STILL NERVOUS,

190. UNCLE GRANDPA.

191. Uncle Grandpa: IF YOU CAN

192. OPERATE THIS RECREATIONAL

193. VEHICLE ON LAND, UNDERWATER, AND

194. OUTER SPACE, CHASE DOWN A

195. CRAZY BABY ON A GIANT REALISTIC

196. FLYING TIGER, AND DRIVE AN

197. UNCLE GRANDPA CRAZY, THEN I KNOW

198. YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO

199. PARALLEL-PARK AND GAIN THE

200. FREEDOM AND INDEPENDENCE THAT

201. COMES WITH DRIVING A CAR.

202. YEAH, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.

203. ALL I HAVE TO DO IS BELIEVE IN

204. MYSELF AND THEN CHECK MY MIRROR

205. AND THEN PUT IT IN REVERSE AND

206. THEN, UM, STEP ON IT!

207. I DID IT, UNCLE GRANDPA!

208. YOUNG LADY!

209. I KNOW.

210. I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE DRIVING

211. WITHOUT A LICENSE.

212. EXACTLY!

213. WHICH IS WHY I'M GIVING YOU A

214. LICENSE!

215. REALLY?

216. THAT WAS SOME OF THE MOST

217. AMAZING DRIVING I'VE EVER SEEN!

218. PLUS, YOU MANAGED TO BRING MY

219. BABY BACK IN ONE PIECE!

220. CONGRATULATIONS, MARY!

221. YOU'VE PASSED YOUR DRIVER'S

222. TEST!

223. AWESOME!

224. I GOT MY LICENSE!

225. Uncle Grandpa: AND FOR

226. OVERCOMING YOUR NERVOUSNESS AND

227. PASSING YOUR DRIVER'S TEST, I

228. GOT YOU A LITTLE PRESENT —

229. YOUR VERY OWN FREEDOM AND

230. INDEPENDENCE...

231. TRUCK.

232. PERFECT!

233. THANKS, UNCLE GRANDPA!

234. WAIT TILL MY FRIENDS SEE THIS!

235. Uncle Grandpa: DRIVE SAFELY

236. AND OBEY ALL TRAFFIC LAWS!

237. THEY GROW UP SO FAST.

238. Uncle Grandpa #2: OOPS!

239. WRONG PLANET.

240. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!

241. Pizza Steve: AND NOW...

242. SLICE OF LIFE WITH PIZZA STEVE!

243. MR. GUS!

244. HOW'S THE WEATHER UP THERE?

245. Mr. CLOUDY, WITH A

246. CHANCE OF —

247. Pizza Steve: SOUNDS GREAT.

248. COULD YOU DO ME A BIG FAT SOLID

249. AND LET ME BORROW YOUR

250. HAIRBRUSH?

251. Mr. WHY?

252. Pizza Steve: SO THAT I CAN

253. BRUSH MY THICK, LUXURIOUS

254. HAIR.

255. HAIRBRUSH, PLEASE!

256. Mr. YOU DON'T HAVE

257. THICK, LUXURIOUS HAIR.

258. YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE HAIR.

259. Pizza Steve: DOES PIZZA STEVE

260. HAVE TO PROVE YOU WRONG...

261. AGAIN?

262. Mr. YOU SAY A LOT OF

263. THINGS I DON'T BELIEVE, BUT THIS

264. TIME I'M CALLING YOU OUT.

265. WHERE DID YOU GO?

266. I CAN'T SEE YOU.

267. Pizza Steve: OVER HERE, IN

268. FRONT OF THE WINDOW.

269. Mr. HEY, IT LOOKS LIKE

270. YOU HAVE THICK, LUXURIOUS HAIR.

271. Pizza Steve: WHAT HAVE I BEEN

272. TELLING YOU THIS WHOLE TIME?

273. Mr. IS THAT A MOP?

274. Pizza Steve: NO.

275. MY THICK AND LUXURIOUS HAIR IS

276. FEATURED PROMINENTLY IN THIS

277. DOCUMENTARY ABOUT MYSELF.

278. PIZZA STEVE!

279. CRUST AND ALL.

280. Pizza Steve: HEY! HEY! HEY!

281. HEY!

282. HYAH!

283. OH, NOW, THAT'S WHAT I CALL

284. THICK, LUXURIOUS HAIR!

285. Mr. I DIDN'T SEE ONE

286. HAIR IN THAT VIDEO.

287. Pizza Steve: OH, YEAH, I

288. FORGOT.

289. THIS IS THE DIRECTOR'S CUT.

290. THEY CUT MY THICK, LUXURIOUS

291. HAIR.

292. I DIDN'T WANT TO DO THIS, BUT I

293. GUESS I HAVE TO.

294. WITH THESE SPECIAL GLASSES, YOU

295. WILL DEFINITELY SEE MY THICK,

296. LUXURIOUS HAIR.

297. Mr. BUT THESE GLASSES

298. MAKE EVERYTHING LOOK LIKE IT HAS

299. THICK, LUXURIOUS HAIR.

300. Uncle Grandpa: QUICK!

301. PIZZA STEVE!

302. I NEED TO BORROW YOUR HAIR!

303. Pizza Steve: COMING RIGHT UP.

304. Mr. YOU KNOW HE DOESN'T.

305. REALLY HAVE —

306. Uncle Grandpa: Shh.

307. WE'RE WAITING FOR PIZZA STEVE.

308. Pizza Steve: HERE YOU GO,

309. UNCLE GRANDPA.

310. Uncle Grandpa: WOW!

311. SUCH A THICK AND LUXURIOUS

312. HARE!

313. Mr. SO, ALL THIS TIME

314. TALKING ABOUT YOUR HAIR, YOU

315. ACTUALLY MEANT YOUR PET RABBIT?

316. Pizza Steve: OF COURSE!

317. WHAT DID YOU THINK I MEANT?

318. Mr. ARE YOU SURE?

319. Pizza Steve: MM-HMM.

320. Mr.

321. HMM-MM-MM-MM-MM-MM-MM-MM...

322. MM-MM-MM.

323. OKAY, I BELIEVE YOU.

324. SORRY ABOUT CALLING YOU OUT LIKE

325. THAT.

326. Uncle Grandpa #2:

327. AH.

328. Uncle Grandpa: EXCUSE YOU.

329. THAT WAS QUITE DELICIOUS.