Uncle Grandpa 1x50

Directed by

Tom Kenny as Additional Voices (voice) • Dee Bradley Baker as Additional Voices (voice) • Dina Sherman as Additional Voices (voice)

In prehistoric times, Uncle Grandpa must save his new friend, Mr. Gus, from a number of hungry cavemen.

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1. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!

2. GOOD MORNING.

3. GOOD MORNING.

4. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.

5. GOOD MORNING!

6. Uncle Grandpa: CHINESE-FOOD

7. DELIVERY DAY, MR. GUS!

8. Mr. OH, YEAH, THAT'S

9. TODAY.

10. Pizza Steve:

11. Uncle Grandpa: CHINESE-FOOD

12. DELIVERY DAY, PIZZA STEVE!

13. Pizza Steve: WHY DO YOU THINK

14. I GOT OUT OF BED?

15. Uncle Grandpa: CHINESE-FOOD

16. DELIVERY DAY, GIANT REALISTIC

17. FLYING TIGER!

18. Uncle Grandpa: CHINESE-FOOD

19. DELIVERY DAY, CHINESE-FOOD

20. DELIVERY GUY!

21. YOU CALLED IT, UNCLE GRANDPA.

22. THAT'LL BE $20 EVEN.

23. Uncle Grandpa: OKEYDOKEY.

24. HANG ON. IT'S IN MY WALLET.

25. THERE YOU GO!

26. COOL, THANKS.

27. OKAY.

28. I'VE GOT PEPPERONI EGG ROLLS.

29. Pizza Steve: RIGHT HERE!

30. THANK YOU!

31. Uncle Grandpa: CLASSIC

32. PIZZA STEVE.

33. GOT TERIYAKI CATFISH

34. DUMPLINGS.

35. I'VE GOT STEAMED WHITE RICE.

36. Pizza Steve: BORING!

37. Mr. THAT'S MINE.

38. THANK YOU.

39. AND I'VE GOT GARLIC NOODLES

40. WITH SWEET-N-SOUR HOT-DOG MEAT.

41. Uncle Grandpa: THAT'S ME!

42. MMM!

43. WHA— HEY!

44. AREN'T YOU GONNA LEAVE ME A TIP?

45. Uncle Grandpa: [ MUFFLED

46. SPEAKING ]

47. THE BEST PART ABOUT CHINESE-FOOD

48. DELIVERY DAY IS EATING ALL THIS

49. DELICIOUS CHINESE FOOD WITH MY

50. CLOSEST FRIENDS.

51. Pizza Steve: MMM.

52. YOU SAID IT, UNCLE G.

53. ALWAYS GREAT TO EAT TAKE-OUT

54. WITH FRIENDS.

55. AND MR. GUS.

56. Mr. HUH?

57. Uncle Grandpa: ANYBODY KNOW

58. THE SECOND-BEST PART ABOUT

59. CHINESE-FOOD DELIVERY DAY?

60. Pizza Steve: DESSERT.

61. Uncle Grandpa: NOPE.

62. FORTUNE COOKIES!

63. Mr. WHILE I'M OKAY WITH

64. ENJOYING THE COOKIE ASPECT, I

65. FIND IT'S A GOOD RULE TO NOT

66. TAKE THESE FORTUNES TOO

67. SERIOUSLY.

68. Uncle Grandpa: SILLY,

69. MR. GUS.

70. I DIDN'T MOVE INTO AN RV WITH

71. ALL MY CLOSEST FRIENDS TO FOLLOW

72. A BUNCH OF RULES.

73. OH, NO!

74. "SOMEONE CLOSE TO

75. YOU IS AN ENEMY IN DISGUISE."

76. ENEMY IN DISGUISE?

77. Mr. JUDGING BY YOUR

78. REACTION, I'M GONNA GUESS YOUR

79. FORTUNE HAS YOU CONCERNED ABOUT

80. SOMETHING.

81. SO YOU SHOULD PROBABLY JUST

82. IGNORE IT.

83. Pizza Steve: UH, YEAH.

84. GUS HAS A POINT.

85. THESE FORTUNES CAN BE NONSENSE.

86. "DEEP DOWN YOU ARE

87. INSECURE."

88. TOTAL NONSENSE.

89. Uncle Grandpa: OH, REALLY?

90. AND WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE ANY OF YOU?

91. Mr. 'CAUSE WE'RE ALL

92. FRIENDS.

93. YEAH, UNCLE GRANDPA.

94. I DON'T THINK THOSE FORTUNES ARE

95. ALWAYS TRUE.

96. Uncle Grandpa: COOKIES DON'T

97. LIE, ESPECIALLY FORTUNE COOKIES!

98. THE LAST ONE I HAD SAID, "HAVE A

99. NICE DAY," AND THEN I DID.

100. HUNH!

101. I'M NOT GONNA TRY TO CONVINCE

102. YOU GUYS FORTUNE COOKIES ARE REAL!

103. YOU'LL SEE FOR YOURSELVES WHEN I

104. REVEAL THE TRUTH!

105. Mr. I KNEW WE SHOULD'VE

106. ORDERED PIZZA.

107. Uncle Grandpa: SOMEONE CLOSE

108. TO ME IS MY ENEMY.

109. WHO CAN IT BE?

110. BELLY BAG HAS BEEN ACTING A BIT

111. SUSPICIOUS LATELY.

112. Belly Bag: I CAN HEAR

113. EVERYTHING YOU'RE SAYING,

114. UNCLE GRANDPA.

115. AND HOW AM I BEING SUSPICIOUS?

116. I NEVER LEAVE YOUR BELLY!

117. Uncle Grandpa: WHAT ABOUT

118. THAT TIME LAST WEEK?

119. BELLY BAG, WHERE ARE YOU?

120. Belly Bag: YOU ASKED ME TO

121. WAIT OUT HERE WHILE YOU TRIED ON CLOTHES!

122. Uncle Grandpa: OH, YEAH!

123. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS ONE?

124. Belly Bag: MM, NOT YOUR

125. COLOR.

126. Uncle Grandpa: I REALLY VALUE

127. YOUR OPINION, BELLY BAG.

128. MAYBE YOU'RE NOT THE ENEMY IN

129. DISGUISE.

130. BUT I'M GONNA FIND OUT WHO

131. IT IS!

132. Pizza Steve:

133. IT'S COMPLETE!

134. THIS DOLL SHOULD DO THE TRICK

135. PERFECTLY!

136. Uncle Grandpa: PIZZA STEVE IS

137. PLANNING TO HURT ME WITH A

138. VOODOO DOLL.

139. I KNEW IT!

140. HE'S THE ENEMY!

141. Belly Bag: I DON'T KNOW,

142. UNCLE GRANDPA.

143. MAYBE YOU'RE JUMPING TO

144. CONCLUSIONS.

145. Uncle Grandpa: WELL, LET'S

146. SEE WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON THEN!

147. HUH?

148. Pizza Steve: "OH, MAN.

149. YOU ARE SO CRAZY COOL,

150. PIZZA STEVE!

151. SO CRAZY COOL I CAN HARDLY

152. STAND IT.

153. DO YOU EVEN KNOW YOUR LEVEL OF

154. COOLNESS?"

155. "YEAH, BUT GO AHEAD AND TELL ME

156. ANYWAYS."

157. Uncle Grandpa: PIZZA STEVE?

158. Pizza Steve: YAAAH!

159. Uncle Grandpa: ARE YOU

160. PLAYING WITH DOLLS?

161. Pizza Steve: WHAT? NO!

162. I WAS JUST HOLDING THEM FOR,

163. UH... BELLY BAG.

164. Belly Bag: WHAT?

165. THOSE AREN'T MY —

166. Uncle Grandpa: SO YOU DON'T

167. PLAN ON KILLING ME WITH VOODOO

168. MAGIC?

169. Pizza Steve: NO!

170. COME ON! YOU KNOW ME!

171. Uncle Grandpa: I THOUGHT I

172. KNEW YOU BETTER.

173. I'LL BE WATCHING YOU.

174. Uncle Grandpa: TIGER SEEMS TO

175. BE GETTING HER CLAWS AWFULLY

176. SHARP.

177. AND SHE HAS A SHOVEL NEXT TO

178. HER!

179. SHE WANTS TO KILL ME AND THEN

180. BURY ME!

181. TIGER!

182. WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA WITH YOU

183. TRYING TO KILL ME AND THEN BURY

184. ME?

185. HUH?

186. Uncle Grandpa: NO?

187. THEN WHAT'S WITH THE EXTRA-SHARP

188. CLAWS AND THE SHOVEL, THEN?

189. SEEMS LIKE SOMETHING AN ENEMY

190. MIGHT DO!

191. Uncle Grandpa:

192. "TO UNCLE GRANDPA, WITH LOVE,

193. TIGER."

194. YOU GOT ME A NEW SHOVEL WITH A

195. CUSTOM INSCRIPTION I'VE BEEN WANTING.

196. Uncle Grandpa: BUT IF IT'S

197. NOT YOU, AND IT'S NOT

198. PIZZA STEVE OR BELLY BAG, THAT

199. MEANS IT'S MR. GUS!

200. AND IF MY PERFECT MEMORY SERVES

201. ME CORRECTLY, HE TRIED TO TALK

202. ME OUT OF BELIEVING THE FORTUNE

203. COOKIE.

204. Mr. THOSE FORTUNES ARE

205. JUST MADE UP, UNCLE GRANDPA.

206. NOBODY HERE IS AN ENEMY.

207. WE'RE ALL FRIENDS.

208. Uncle Grandpa: YEP.

209. DEFINITELY, MR. GUS.

210. Mr. OH, YEAH.

211. GETTIN' SOME.

212. Uncle Grandpa:

213. MY ENEMY IN DISGUISE — MR. GUS.

214. HE'S PROBABLY GETTING STRONGER

215. JUST TO SMASH MY FACE IN HARDER.

216. I'D BETTER BEAT HIM TO IT.

217. Mr. OH, YEAH.

218. AAH!

219. HUH?

220. WHAT THE —

221. Uncle Grandpa: WHY? WHY?

222. WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?

223. UNH!

224. WHY?

225. WHY?

226. WHY?

227. WHY, WHY, WHY, WHY, WHY?

228. WHY?

229. WHY CAN'T I TIE MY SHOELACES?

230. Mr. BECAUSE... YOU DON'T

231. HAVE ANY?

232. Uncle Grandpa: OH, YEAH.

233. GOOD POINT.

234. HMM.

235. BUT CAN YOU ANSWER ME THIS?

236. WHY ARE YOU MY ENEMY IN

237. DISGUISE, MR. GUS?

238. Mr. BUT I'M NOT!

239. Uncle Grandpa: SO YOU ADMIT

240. IT — YOU'RE NOT MR. GUS!

241. WHO ARE YOU?

242. YOU IMPOSTER!

243. Mr. HAVE YOU GONE

244. CRAZY?

245. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!

246. Uncle Grandpa: OH, SO YOU'RE

247. PLAYING DUMB, HUH?

248. WELL, I'VE GOT SOMETHING IN HERE

249. THAT'LL MAKE YOU TALK!

250. Mr.

251. Uncle Grandpa: IT'S IN HERE

252. SOMEPLACE.

253. IS THIS THAT THING?

254. NO.

255. HOW ABOUT THIS THING?

256. NO.

257. HOW ABOUT THIS?

258. "TO UNCLE GRANDPA WITH LOVE."

259. NO.

260. AW, YEAH!

261. Mr.

262. Uncle Grandpa: NOPE.

263. Mr.

264. Uncle Grandpa: HERE IT IS!

265. YES!

266. COOCHIE-COOCHIE COO!

267. HUH?

268. Mr. UNH! UNH!

269. Uncle Grandpa: I CAN'T LET MY

270. ENEMY-IN-DISGUISE GET AWAY!

271. Mr. DID I LOSE HIM?

272. NYAH-AH-AH-AH-AH!

273. UH...

274. Uncle Grandpa: FIRE TORPEDO!

275. GOOD MORNIN'!

276. Mr.

277. MR. GUS?

278. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU LIKED FISHING.

279. Uncle Grandpa: UNH!

280. Mr. AAAAAAH!

281. THERE'S A MONSTER ON THE WING!

282. UNCLE GRANDPA, LOOK!

283. Uncle Grandpa: HI, ENEMY!

284. Mr. AAAAAAAH!

285. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

286. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

287. THERE GOES A PERFECTLY GOOD

288. EXERCISE BIKE.

289. Uncle Grandpa: EXCUSE ME.

290. HAVE YOU SEEN A BIG GREEN

291. PHONEY-PANTS AROUND HERE?

292. OH, YEAH.

293. HE WENT THATAWAY.

294. Uncle Grandpa: THANKS!

295. Mr. AAAAAH!

296. Uncle Grandpa: THERE'S

297. NOWHERE LEFT TO RUN!

298. I'VE GOT YOU NOW, MR. FAKE GUS!

299. Pizza Steve: WHAT'S GOING ON,

300. UNCLE G?

301. Uncle Grandpa: THE FORTUNE

302. COOKIE SAID THAT SOMEONE CLOSE

303. TO ME IS AN ENEMY IN DISGUISE!

304. Belly Bag: AND WE'VE FIGURED,

305. THROUGH THE PROCESS OF

306. ELIMINATION, THAT IT MUST BE-

307. MR. GUS!

308. Uncle Grandpa: LET'S SEE

309. WHO'S UNDER THE MASK!

310. HUH?

311. OOPS. UH, I GUESS THAT'S NOT YOU

312. AFTER ALL.

313. THEN IT MUST BE...

314. YOU, PIZZA STEVE!

315. OR SHOULD I SAY, MY ENEMY STEVE!

316. Pizza Steve: AAH!

317. Uncle Grandpa: OH.

318. I GUESS IT'S NOT YOU, EITHER.

319. SORRY ABOUT THAT.

320. THAT MEANS MY ENEMY IN DISGUISE

321. MUST BE YOU!

322. COME OUT OF THERE, YOU GIANT

323. REALISTIC FLYING ENEMY!

324. Mr. UNCLE GRANDPA, IT'S

325. JUST A COOKIE!

326. Pizza Steve: YEAH, MAN!

327. STOP THIS MADNESS!

328. Uncle Grandpa: WHY WON'T YOUR

329. HEAD COME OFF?

330. Uncle Grandpa: THAT'S ME!

331. I'MTHE ENEMY IN DISGUISE!

332. LET'S SEE WHO I AM.

333. THE DELIVERY BOY?

334. YEAH, IT'S ME.

335. Uncle Grandpa: BUT WHY?

336. WHY'D YOU DO IT?

337. BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T TIP!

338. BIG CHEAPSKATE!

339. OH.

340. Uncle Grandpa: OH.

341. Belly Bag: BLAAH!

342. Uncle Grandpa: A TIP, HUH?

343. I'VE GOT A TIP FOR YOU.

344. TRY TO TAKE LIFE A LITTLE MORE

345. IN STRIDE!

346. AND DON'T LET LITTLE THINGS LIKE

347. PERCEIVED SLIGHTS RUIN YOUR DAY

348. AND CAUSE YOU TO HIJACK OTHER

349. PEOPLE'S BODIES TO USE IN SOME

350. SORT OF WEIRD REVENGE PLOT THAT

351. MAKES NO LITERAL SENSE

352. WHATSOEVER!

353. OH, YEAH.

354. THANKS FOR THE FOOD.

355. EEEE!

356. RIGHT ON, DUDE!

357. SEE YA NEXT WEEK.

358. Uncle Grandpa: HE'S NOT SO

359. BAD.

360. THAT KID'S GOT A GOOD HEAD ON MY

361. SHOULDERS.

362. Uncle Grandpa: HI, LITTLE

363. CHICKEN!

364. WHAT'S UP?

365. Uncle Grandpa: OH!

366. YOU WANT TO CROSS THE ROAD?

367. NO PROBLEMO.

368. LET'S MAKE SURE THE COAST IS

369. CLEAR.

370. LOOKS GOOD, LOOKS GOOD.

371. NOW LET'S CHECK THE OTHER WAY.

372. NO TRAFFIC IN SIGHT.

373. YEP! WE'RE GOOD TO GO.

374. Uncle Grandpa: HEH HEH,

375. ROAD HOGS.

376. THAT SEEMS TO BE THE LAST OF

377. THEM.

378. DON'T WORRY. I GOT THIS.

379. I'M THE CROSSING GUARD!

380. STOP!

381. STOP, I SAY!

382. AAH!

383. I KNOW WHAT'LL GET THEIR

384. ATTENTION.

385. HOLD ON!

386. WE NEED A LITTLE AMPLIFICATION.

387. HMM.

388. OKAY, THIS IS RIDICULOUS!

389. OH, YEAH!

390. I'VE GOT THIS THING HERE.

391. THIS SHOULD DO THE TRICK.

392. WHOOPSY!

393. AND VOILà!

394. FOLLOW ME.

395. RIGHT THIS WAY.

396. THERE YOU GO.

397. BY THE WAY, WHY DID YOU WANT TO

398. CROSS THE ROAD ANYWAY?

399. TACO STORE.

400. Uncle Grandpa: OH.

401. WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY THAT BEFORE?

402. THEY MOVED TO THE OTHER SIDE.

403. COOL!

404. A CAN OPENER!