Uncle Grandpa 1x5

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Grey DeLisle as Additional Voices (voice)

When UG and the gang are in a rush to purchase some emergency moustache cream, they face a formidable foe: Mart Mart.

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1. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!

2. GOOD MORNING.

3. GOOD MORNING.

4. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.

5. GOOD MORNING!

6. OOH, A SPOT RIGHT IN FRONT.

7. IT MUST BE MY LUCKY DAY.

8. Uncle Grandpa: WE MADE IT.

9. Pizza Steve: NICE PARKING

10. SPOT, UNCLE G.

11. Uncle Grandpa: MUST BE MY

12. LUCKY DAY.

13. NOW WE GOT TO GET IN THERE!

14. Mr. UNCLE GRANDPA, I

15. KNOW WE'RE ALL IN A HURRY, BUT

16. YOU PARKED IN A HANDICAPPED

17. SPOT.

18. Uncle Grandpa: OH, YEAH.

19. I HAVE A BAD BACK.

20. WELCOME TO MART-MART, THE

21. PLACE TO GO WHEN YOU NEED THINGS

22. FOR STUFF.

23. WELCOME TO MART-MART, THE PLACE

24. TO GO WHEN YOU NEED THINGS FOR

25. STUFF.

26. WELCOME TO MART—

27. Uncle Grandpa: SIR, WE NEED

28. MOUSTACHE CREAM, AND WE NEED IT

29. FAST!

30. IF WE DON'T GET MOUSTACHE CREAM,

31. THE ENTIRE WORLD WILL BE

32. DESTROYED!

33. UH, IT'S AISLE 13.

34. BUT HOW CAN MOUSTACHE CREAM SAVE

35. THE WORLD?

36. Uncle Grandpa: NO TIME TO

37. EXPLAIN!

38. Pizza Steve: YEAH, WE'RE ON

39. AN IMPORTANT MISSION.

40. Uncle Grandpa: OKAY,

41. MOUSTACHE CREAM,

42. MOUSTACHE CREAM.

43. BELLY BAG, I NEED MY TELESCOPE.

44. Belly Bag: HERE YOU GO!

45. Uncle Grandpa: NOPE.

46. NOPE.

47. NOPE.

48. NOPE.

49. NOPE.

50. NOPE.

51. AH-HA! OVER THERE!

52. DUMB, CLUMSY CUSTOMERS,

53. ALWAYS MAKING A MESS.

54. FINALLY!

55. PHEW!

56. Uncle Grandpa: DO YOU HAVE

57. THIS IN CHILI-CHEESE FLAVOR?

58. Mr. HEY, CAN I GET THE

59. LATEST ISSUE OF

60. NON-VERBAL RESPONSE WEEKLY?

61. I MADE THE COVER AGAIN.

62. Uncle Grandpa: NO.

63. THERE'S NO TIME.

64. Mr.

65. Pizza Steve: HEY, CAN I GET

66. THIS PIZZA STEVE COSTUME?

67. Uncle Grandpa: NO!

68. THERE'S NO TIME!

69. Belly Bag: HEY, CAN I GET

70. THIS BELLY-HOOP?

71. Uncle Grandpa: NO!

72. THERE'S NO TIME!

73. HEY, CAN I GET THIS

74. MOUSTACHE CREAM?

75. NO! THERE'S NO TIME!

76. WE GOT TO GET MOUSTACHE CREAM

77. AND —

78. OH, RIGHT. THANKS.

79. GREAT!

80. NOW, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

81. Mr. BUT, UNCLE GRANDPA,

82. WE CAN'T JUST LEAVE.

83. WE'VE GOT TO GET IN LINE AND

84. PAY FIRST.

85. OH, DEAR.

86. I'M ALL OUT OF CHECKS.

87. DO YOU TAKE PENNIES?

88. Uncle Grandpa: NOOOOOOOOOOO!

89. OH, ROSIE, WILL YOU MARRY ME?

90. Uncle Grandpa: NOOOOOOOOOOO!

91. Uncle Grandpa: AW, THIS IS

92. TERRIBLE.

93. IF WE DON'T GET THIS

94. MOUSTACHE CREAM BACK TO THE R. V.

95. SOON, IT'LL BE CATASTROPHIC.

96. ATTENTION, MART-MART

97. CUSTOMERS.

98. TO ACCOMMODATE THE LONG LINES,

99. WE'LL BE CHECKING SHOPPERS OUT

100. AT THE PERFUME COUNTER.

101. Uncle Grandpa: WE GOT TO GET

102. TO THE PERFUME COUNTER BEFORE

103. EVERYONE ELSE.

104. WE NEED A DIS— A DIS—

105. Uncle Grandpa: WE NEED A

106. DISTRACTION!

107. Pizza Steve: RELAX, GUYS.

108. I'VE GOT THIS.

109. Uncle Grandpa: WOW.

110. PIZZA STEVE IS SO AWESOME.

111. UH, PRICE CHECK FOR

112. CANNED DIAPERS?

113. EXTRA LARGE CANNED DIAPERS.

114. PRICE CHECK —

115. Pizza Steve: MOVE IT,

116. PIZZA FACE!

117. ATTENTION, ALL SHOPPERS.

118. APPARENTLY WE HAVE A

119. MEGA-CELEBRITY IN MART-MART

120. TODAY.

121. THE WORLD-FAMOUS

122. PIZZA STEVE-E-E HAS GRACED US

123. WITH HIS PRESENCE AND WILL BE

124. SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS.

125. IF EVERYBODY CAN JUST FORM A

126. LINE AROUND THE —

127. SECURITY GUARDS?

128. UH-OH!

129. GET BACK HERE!

130. Pizza Steve: GET AWAY FROM

131. ME!

132. STOP, PIZZA MAN!

133. Uncle Grandpa: WHOA.

134. PIZZA STEVE IS HERE.

135. I GOT TO GET HIS AUTOGRAPH.

136. Mr. FOCUS,

137. UNCLE GRANDPA.

138. Uncle Grandpa: RIGHT.

139. THE MOUSTACHE CREAM.

140. Uncle Grandpa: MR. GUS, TO

141. THE PERFUME COUNTER!

142. Mr.

143. Pizza Steve:

144. Uncle Grandpa: PIZZA STEVE,

145. HOP IN.

146. CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?

147. FINALLY!

148. OW!

149. EXCUSE ME, MA'AM.

150. HAVE YOU SEEN A LITTLE PIZZA

151. DUDE RUNNING AROUND HERE?

152. Pizza Steve: UH, HE WENT THAT

153. WAY.

154. Uncle Grandpa: WHERE'S

155. MR. GUS?

156. MR. GUS!

157. THERE'S NO TIME FOR FREE

158. SAMPLES!

159. WE GOTTA GET TO THE PERFUME

160. COUNTER AND PAY FOR THE

161. MOUSTACHE CREAM.

162. Mr. OKAY.

163. BLAAAHG!

164. Uncle Grandpa: HURRY UP,

165. GUYS.

166. WE'RE ALMOST THERE.

167. CAN'T SEEM TO GET AROUND.

168. DANG IT.

169. MR. GUS, CAN YOU DO SOMETHING?

170. Mr. DON'T WORRY.

171. I GOT IT.

172. QUICK, JUMP ON!

173. Uncle Grandpa: HERE COMES THE

174. PERFUME COUNTER!

175. JUMP!

176. LOOK, GUYS, THE REGISTER!

177. AND NOTHING STANDS IN OUR WAY.

178. YUGH!

179. Pizza Steve: GOT TO BE

180. CAREFUL.

181. CAN'T LET THESE FUMES MASK MY

182. NATURAL PIZZA MUSK!

183. MY MUSK!

184. Mr. GOOD THING I'M SAFE

185. UP HERE.

186. PEEKABOO!

187. Mr.

188. AURGH, AUGH!

189. Belly Bag: GOOD THING I DON'T

190. HAVE A NOSE.

191. Uncle Grandpa: HERE, TRY

192. MINE.

193. Belly Bag: NO!

194. I SAID, GOOD THING I DON'T —

195. BLARGH!

196. HELLO, MA'AM.

197. I WOULD LIKE TO PURCHASE THIS

198. TUBE OF MOUSTACHE CREAM, WHICH

199. IS THE ONLY THING THAT WILL SAVE

200. THE ENTIRE WORLD FROM BEING

201. DESTROYED!

202. AND HOW WILL THAT PARTICULAR

203. HYGIENE PRODUCT SAVE THE WORLD?

204. Belly Bag: NO TIME FOR

205. EXPLANATION!

206. BLARGH!

207. NOW RING US UP, LADY!

208. OKAY, THANK YOU. HERE YOU GO.

209. Belly Bag: BLAAAHHHH!

210. Uncle Grandpa: THANK YOU.

211. COME AGAIN.

212. WE'VE GOT THE CREAM!

213. NOW WE'VE GOT TO GET BACK TO

214. THE R. V., AND SAVE THE WORLD.

215. TO THE R. V.!

216. GET THEM!

217. Uncle Grandpa: UH-OH,

218. PISTACHIO.

219. UH, WELL, I GUESS THAT COULD'VE

220. GONE SMOOTHER.

221. Uncle Grandpa: TIGER!

222. WE GOT THE MOUSTACHE CREAM!

223. HOW'S IT GOING IN HERE?

224. TIGER?

225. Mr. YOU LET THAT KITTY

226. ALONE, MOUSTACHE!

227. OKAY, MY TURN!

228. GIVE ME THE CREAM!

229. Uncle Grandpa: HERE YOU GO.

230. AND REMEMBER, MR. GUS, WE CAN'T

231. LET THAT HAIRY BEAST ESCAPE THE

232. R. V., OR IT'LL DESTROY THE WORLD

233. WITH ITS HAIRY WAYS.

234. Mr. NO PROBLEM,

235. UNCLE GRANDPA.

236. CONSIDER THAT 'STACHE TAMED!

237. Uncle Grandpa:

238. Mr. YAGH! GET IT OFF!

239. HURGH!

240. MUST... RESIST... MOUSTACHE!

241. FIGHT... INCREDIBLE URGE... FOR

242. FLANNEL!

243. Y'ALL WANT TO HEAR ME PLUCK OUT

244. A TUNE ON MY UKE?

245. Uncle Grandpa: NO!

246. HUP!

247. Uncle Grandpa: HUP HUP!

248. YEE-HAW! YIP! YIP!

249. TOSS ME... THE MOUSTACHE...

250. CREAM!

251. GOT IT! YES!

252. NO!

253. Mr. GET IT!

254. Mr. WE GOT

255. IT!

256. Pizza Steve: NOW WHAT?

257. Mr. HECK IF I KNOW!

258. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!

259. IT'S CREAM TIME!

260. LET'S TAME THAT 'STACHE!

261. NOPE. THAT'S NOT IT.

262. Mr. HURRY,

263. UNCLE GRANDPA!

264. I CAN'T HOLD IT MUCH LONGER!

265. Uncle Grandpa: OH, THAT WON'T

266. WORK.

267. Pizza Steve: DON'T WORRY.

268. PIZZA STEVE'S GOT THIS.

269. UH, BUT YOU SHOULD HURRY

270. ANYWAYS!

271. FOR MR. GUS' SAKE!

272. Uncle Grandpa: HOORAY!

273. I GOT IT!

274. THERE, THERE.

275. THAT'S A GOOD 'STACHE.

276. EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE JUST FINE.

277. YOU JUST NEEDED A LITTLE

278. MANSCAPING.

279. HEY, DANNY!

280. WE GOT YOUR MOUSTACHE BACK TO

281. NORMAL.

282. HERE YOU GO, GOOD AS NEW.

283. THANKS, UNCLE GRANDPA!

284. Uncle Grandpa: REMEMBER, JUST

285. BECAUSE YOU WANT A MOUSTACHE TO

286. LOOK OLDER, YOU SHOULDN'T EXPOSE

287. IT TO TOXIC WASTE OR IT'LL TURN

288. INTO A MOUSTACHE MONSTER THAT'LL

289. TERRORIZE

290. GIANT REALISTIC FLYING TIGER AND

291. EVENTUALLY DESTROY THE WORLD.

292. BUT I DIDN'T EXPOSE IT TO

293. TOXIC WASTE, YOU DID.

294. HUH?

295. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!

296. STAY IN SCHOOL!

297. DON'T PLAY IN TRAFFIC.

298. WHEW!

299. Uncle Grandpa: I CHANGED MY

300. MIND.

301. THIS THING IS EVIL.

302. GOOD MORNING!

303. ONE, TWO... WAIT.

304. DO YOU GUYS KNOW HOW TO PLAY

305. YOUR INSTRUMENTS?

306. NO.

307. Uncle Grandpa: COOL.

308. ONE, TWO, THREE!

309. HANG ON!

310. Pizza Steve: SO, HOW MANY

311. UNCLE GRANDPAS DID IT TAKE TO

312. CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?

313. Uncle Grandpa:

314. ONE.

315. YOU GUYS LIED TO ME.

316. YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY YOUR

317. INSTRUMENTS.