Uncle Grandpa 1x49

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The consequences are terrifying when Pizza Steve keeps Uncle Grandpa awake all night.

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1. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!

2. GOOD MORNING.

3. GOOD MORNING.

4. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.

5. GOOD MORNING!

6. HUH?

7. HUH? HUH?

8. ME HUNGEE!

9. OOH!

10. UNH! NO YUM-NUM!

11. OH!

12. HUH?

13. YUM-NUM!

14. YUM-NUM!

15. Uncle Grandpa: HMM?

16. Uncle Grandpa:

17. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD...

18. MORNING!

19. GOOD MOR... NING!

20. OH!

21. THAT FEELS MUCH BETTER.

22. GOOD MORNING, YOU HAPPY,

23. FRIENDLY CAVE FELLOWS, YOU.

24. ME HUNGEE!

25. Uncle Grandpa: SO, YOU GUYS

26. ARE HUNGRY.

27. WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?

28. I'VE GOT JUST THE THING.

29. BELLY BONE, THREE OF YOUR FINEST

30. ROASTED GIANT WEASEL HAUNCHES,

31. PLEASE.

32. Belly Bag: YOU GOT IT,

33. UNCLE CAVEMAN.

34. BLAH!

35. Uncle Grandpa: TASTY STUFF.

36. MMM.

37. AHH, I CAN'T HELP THE HUNGRY ON

38. AN EMPTY STOMACH, RIGHT, BOYS?

39. Uncle Grandpa: WHOA!

40. EASY, GUYS.

41. I'M SURE BELLY BONE HAS MORE OF

42. THAT WEASEL HAUNCH.

43. Belly Bag: ACTUALLY,

44. UNCLE "C," I'M ALL OUT.

45. Uncle Grandpa: UH-OH!

46. DON'T WORRY, GUYS.

47. I'LL COOK UP A NICE BREAKFAST

48. FOR YOU.

49. HMM.

50. WHAT'S THIS?

51. AN EGG!

52. THE MOST PERFECT BREAKFASTY FOOD

53. OF ALL, AND IT'S RIGHT THERE ON

54. THAT BUSH.

55. HMM. JUST OUT OF REACH.

56. PBHT!

57. Uncle Grandpa #2: YEAH?

58. Uncle Grandpa: CAN YOU HAND

59. ME THAT EGG?

60. Uncle Grandpa #2: NO PROBLEM,

61. UNCLE CAVEMAN.

62. Uncle Grandpa: THANKS,

63. GIANT UNCLE CAVEMAN.

64. NOW TO CRACK THIS AND SIZZLE UP

65. SOME BREAKFAST.

66. Mr. OKAY, WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

67. Uncle Grandpa: YOU'VE BEEN

68. BORN!

69. CONGRATULATIONS!

70. Mr. YAY.

71. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.

72. I'M YOUR UNCLE CAVEMAN, AND YOUR

73. NAME IS BREAKFAST.

74. Mr. BREAKFAST?

75. Uncle Grandpa: YEAH.

76. DON'T YOU SMELL ALL THOSE

77. FLAVORS?

78. THAT'S THE SWEET SCENT OF YOUR

79. FLESH ROASTING UP THOSE FOR

80. HUNGRY GENTS.

81. Mr. WHAT THE...?

82. Uncle Grandpa: NOW WE'RE

83. COOKING.

84. JUST SIT TIGHT, BREAKFAST.

85. IT'S TIME TO FLIP YOU OVER.

86. Mr. OH, NO.

87. HUH?

88. Uncle Grandpa: BREAKFAST,

89. COME BACK!

90. Mr. STOP CALLING ME

91. THAT!

92. Uncle Grandpa: THAT BREAKFAST

93. SURE MAKES A FAST BREAK.

94. Uncle Grandpa: UH, UH, OKAY,

95. GUYS, I'LL CATCH YOUR MEAL.

96. Belly Bag: AAH!

97. Uncle Grandpa: PROMISE!

98. Mr. THESE SQUARE TIRES

99. DON'T MAKE FOR A VERY SMOOTH

100. RIDE.

101. Uncle Grandpa: YOU KNOW, IT'S

102. A SHAME YOU'RE GONNA BE SAVAGELY

103. DEVOURED BY HUNGRY CAVEMEN

104. 'CAUSE YOU'D MAKE A FANTASTIC

105. R. V. DRIVER.

106. Mr. WELL, PERHAPS I'D BE

107. ABLE TO DRIVE BETTER IF I COULD

108. ACTUALLY SEE THROUGH THE

109. WINDSHIELD!

110. Uncle Grandpa: PERHAPS.

111. Mr. UGH!

112. Uncle Grandpa: WOW!

113. Mr. HUH?

114. Uncle Grandpa: YOU RUN PRETTY

115. FAST FOR A NEWBORN.

116. Mr. WHAT IS THAT THING?

117. Uncle Grandpa: OH, THIS SWEET PUPPY?

118. THIS IS MY GIANT REALISTIC

119. FLYING SABER-TOOTHED TIGER.

120. Mr. WHY CHASE ME WHEN

121. YOU CAN JUST COOK THAT?

122. Uncle Grandpa: WHAT?

123. YOU CRAZY?

124. SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND.

125. I ONLY HAVE ONE RULE THAT I LIVE

126. BY — I DO NOT COOK MY FRIENDS.

127. Mr. WELL, THEN, WHY

128. DON'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS?

129. Uncle Grandpa: FRIENDS WITH FOOD?

130. THAT'S RICH!

131. THAT'S LIKE IF I MADE FRIENDS

132. WITH A SLICE OF PIZZA OR

133. SOMETHING.

134. HEY, MAN, WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM

135. WITH GETTING EATEN?

136. IT'S THE CYCLE OF LIFE!

137. DEAL WITH IT!

138. Mr. AAH!

139. UGH!

140. Pizza Steve: CAMEO!

141. Uncle Grandpa: YOU CAN SWIM,

142. TOO?

143. I'M IMPRESSED.

144. OOH, I CAUGHT A FAT, JUICY ONE!

145. AAH!

146. Mr. AAH!

147. Uncle Grandpa: NOW, STAY

148. RIGHT THERE.

149. I'M GONNA CATCH YOU NOW.

150. SORRY, BUT I GAVE MY WORD TO

151. THOSE CAVEMEN I JUST MET.

152. Mr.

153. Uncle Grandpa: HMM.

154. BREAKFAST, RIGHT HERE! LOOK!

155. HEY, WAIT!

156. WHERE THE HECK IS THAT GUY?

157. HEY, IT'S NOT PERSONAL.

158. IT'S JUST BUSINESS.

159. Mr. GET OUT OF MY HAIR,

160. WILL YOU?

161. PHEW!

162. Uncle Grandpa: [ CLEARS

163. THROAT ]

164. GOING UP?

165. Mr. AAH!

166. Uncle Grandpa: BREAKFAST?

167. WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF US BEING ON

168. THE SAME FLIGHT?

169. I'M SORRY, SIR.

170. WE'RE ALL OUT OF PRETZELS.

171. Uncle Grandpa: AW, MAN.

172. EVERY TIME!

173. Mr. LISTEN, THERE'S

174. GOT TO BE SOMETHING ELSE YOU CAN

175. FEED THOSE DUMB CAVEMEN.

176. Uncle Grandpa: OH, YEAH?

177. LIKE WHAT?

178. Mr. WELL, I'M NOT QUITE

179. SURE, BUT IF YOU STOP CHASING

180. ME, I CAN HELP YOU THINK OF

181. SOMETHING.

182. Uncle Grandpa: REALLY?

183. YOU'D DO THAT FOR ME?

184. WOW, BREAKFAST.

185. YOU'RE REALLY A STAND-UP GUY.

186. I COULD JUST KISS YOU.

187. Mr. COME ON, NOW.

188. GET OFF ME.

189. STOP IT.

190. EW.

191. AAH!

192. Uncle Grandpa: UGH!

193. Mr. UGH!

194. Uncle Grandpa: HEY,

195. BREAKFAST, GET UP, LAZYBONES.

196. Mr. HEY!

197. WHAT WAS THAT FOR?

198. Uncle Grandpa: DON'T LOOK AT

199. ME.

200. LOOK AT THOSE HUNGRY CAVEMEN.

201. Mr. UNCLE CAVEMAN, DUCK!

202. Uncle Grandpa: WHOA!

203. YOU REALLY HAD MY BACK THERE!

204. YOU'D MAKE A SUPER-TOUGH

205. BODYGUARD.

206. Mr. NOT IF THEY EAT ME

207. FIRST.

208. WE NEED TO MAKE A RUN FOR IT!

209. THIS SHOULD DO.

210. Uncle Grandpa: WOW.

211. I HAD NO IDEA DINOSAURS COULD

212. BREATH FIRE.

213. Mr. THIS DECOY SHOULD

214. BUY US SOME TIME IN ORDER TO ESCAPE.

215. MEANWHILE, I'LL POSE AS A

216. CAVEMAN WHICH WILL DISTRACT

217. CUSTOMS LONG ENOUGH TO GET OUR

218. PASSPORTS.

219. THEN WE SKIP TOWN FOR SIX

220. MONTHS AND —

221. WHAT THE...?

222. Uncle Grandpa: MMM, SO

223. DELICIOUS.

224. I'M SORRY, BREAKFAST.

225. I STILL HAVE SOME SMALLER

226. CHUNKS LEFT.

227. THINK YOU CAN MAKE ANOTHER DINO

228. DECOY?

229. Mr. GREAT!

230. NOW THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO TO

231. GET OUT OF THIS MESS!

232. Uncle Grandpa: OR IS THERE?

233. Mr. WELL, IS THERE?

234. Uncle Grandpa: I DON'T KNOW.

235. I WAS ASKING YOU.

236. Mr.

237. ACTUALLY, THERE MIGHT STILL BE A

238. WAY OUT OF THIS.

239. Uncle Grandpa: OR IS THERE?

240. Mr. YES!

241. Uncle Grandpa: COWABUNGA!

242. UGH!

243. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!

244. Uncle Grandpa: I KNOW I

245. PROMISED YOU A DELICIOUS

246. DINOSAUR EARLIER, BUT I GOT

247. YOU SOMETHING EVEN BETTER —

248. AND WHOLE LOT SWEETER.

249. I PRESENT DELICIOUS DINO

250. NUGGETS, A HEALTHY ALTERNATIVE

251. TO DINOSAUR MEAT.

252. AND TO ADD A LITTLE FLAVOR, YOU

253. CAN DIP IT IN SPECIAL TAR-TAR

254. SAUCE.

255. OKAY, HERE COMES THE BIG BAD

256. DINOSAUR!

257. GOOD, RIGHT?

258. MMM!

259. [ GRUNTING

260. HAPPILY ]

261. Uncle Grandpa: DIG IN, FELLAS.

262. Mr. YOU THINK THEY'LL

263. MIND THAT THERE'S NO NUTRITIONAL

264. VALUE IN THIS STUFF?

265. Uncle Grandpa: NAH.

266. THE MORE THEY EAT, THE LESS

267. THEY'LL THINK ABOUT IT.

268. WAIT — THAT GIVES ME A GREAT

269. IDEA.

270. HOW MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER, SIR?

271. TWO OF DINO NUGGETS.

272. HERE YOU GO.

273. UGH.

274. Uncle Grandpa: NOW THAT WE'RE

275. FRIENDS FOR LIFE, I'M REALLY

276. GLAD YOU CONVINCED ME NOT TO

277. COOK YOU, BREAKFAST.

278. Mr. AH, AH, AH.

279. I TOLD YOU THAT'S NOT MY NAME.

280. CHECK THE NAME TAG.

281. Uncle Grandpa: MR. GUS?

282. I HAD NO IDEA THAT WAS YOUR

283. NAME, BUDDY.

284. Mr. THAT'S RIGHT.

285. ALWAYS HAS BEEN...

286. GOOD MORNING, BREAKFAST.

287. WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP

288. CALLING ME THAT?

289. Mr. ... ALWAYS WILL BE.

290. Uncle Grandpa: THAT'S A

291. RELIEF.

292. IT'S A LOT EASIER TO TAKE YOU

293. SERIOUSLY NOW THAT YOU'RE NOT

294. NAMED AFTER A MEAL, WHICH IS WHY

295. I'VE DECIDED TO LET YOU MAKE ALL

296. THE IMPORTANT DECISIONS AROUND HERE.

297. Mr. THANKS,

298. UNCLE CAVEMAN.

299. AS A MATTER OF FACT, I WAS

300. THINKING WE SHOULD EXPAND OUR

301. MENU.

302. Uncle Grandpa: ALREADY MADE

303. THAT DECISION WITHOUT YOU,

304. MR. GUS, BY INSTALLING A SUPER

305. COOL SNOW-CONE MACHINE.

306. IT'S THE MOST POWERFUL ONE ON

307. THE MARKET.

308. OOPS.

309. Mr. WAIT!

310. [ WHOOSH! WHOOSH! WHOOSH!

311. WHOOSH! WHOOSH! ]

312. GOOD MORNING!

313. Uncle Grandpa: HEY, FELLAS.

314. IT'S THE WEIRDEST DAY OF THE

315. MONTH BECAUSE THE NEW ISSUE OF

316. "WEIRDMAN" IS OUT.

317. WHO'S GONNA GET WEIRD WITH ME,

318. HUH?

319. LOOKS LIKE IT'S JUST YOU AND ME,

320. BELLY BAG.

321. Belly Bag: TIME TO GET WEIRD!

322. OUR STORY BEGINS WITH WEIRDMAN

323. ENJOYING A TYPICAL SUNNY SUNDAY.

324. HUP! HUP!

325. AHH!

326. THAT'S ENOUGH BASKETBALL FOR

327. TODAY.

328. WEIRDMAN SPEAKING.

329. OH, MR. PRESIDENT!

330. A GIANT ASTEROID HEADED STRAIGHT

331. FOR EARTH THAT WILL KILL

332. BILLIONS OF PEOPLE? HMM.

333. I'LL NEED TWO OF YOUR FINEST

334. SPACE SHUTTLES AND SOME SUPER

335. GLUE.

336. NO TIME TO EXPLAIN.

337. ALL RIGHT, BOYS, I'M READY.

338. STAND BY FOR LIFT-OFF IN

339. FIVE, FOUR...

340. COME ON, WEIRDMAN.

341. AMERICA'S COUNTING ON YOU.

342. ONE, LIFT-OFF.

343. I'M GOING TO SPA-A-A-CE!

344. HUMINA, HUMINA, HUMINA, HUMINA,

345. HUMINA, HUMINA.

346. GENERAL, ASTEROID APPROACHING

347. IN 60 SECONDS.

348. AAH!

349. 10 SECONDS.

350. WOW, WEIRDMAN, AMERICA OWES

351. YOU A GREAT DEAL OF THANKS.

352. WE WILL NEVER FORGET YOUR

353. HEROIC DEED.

354. BUT I HAVE TO ASK YOU — WHY DID

355. YOU STRETCH OUT YOUR LEGS WITH

356. TWO OF OUR FINEST SPACE

357. SHUTTLES?

358. Come here.

359. Because if I didn't, it wouldn't

360. have been... weird.

361. OH RIGHT.

362. OF COURSE.

363. TO AMERICA, LAND OF THE FREE,

364. HOME OF THE WEIRD!

365. UNTIL NEXT TIME, BOYS!

366. Belly Bag: I GUESS YOU COULD

367. SAY THAT WEIRDMAN ALWAYS HAS A

368. "LEG UP" ON DANGER, RIGHT,

369. UNCLE GRANDPA?

370. UNCLE GRANDPA?

371. Uncle Grandpa:

372. WEIRDMAN, WEIRDMAN, WEIRDMAN.