Uncle Grandpa 1x47

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Tom Kenny as Tiny Miracle / Additional Voices (voice) • Steve Blum as Additional Voices (voice)

Tiny Miracle allows the gang to take advantage of his generosity at the expense of his own health.

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1. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!

2. GOOD MORNING.

3. GOOD MORNING.

4. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.

5. GOOD MORNING!

6. DON'T BE SO NERVOUS ABOUT IT,

7. TOMMY.

8. I KNOW IT'S HARD TO BE THE NEW

9. KID AT A NEW SCHOOL, BUT WHEN

10. YOU HAVE LUNCH IN THE CAFETERIA,

11. IT'S THE PERFECT TIME TO MAKE

12. ALL KINDS OF NEW FRIENDS.

13. UH, I DON'T KNOW, DAD.

14. I'M NOT THAT GOOD AT MAKING

15. FRIENDS.

16. I'M JUST NOT REALLY THAT COOL.

17. HEY, JUST BECAUSE YOUR

18. GRANDMA SAID THAT DOES NOT MEAN

19. IT'S TRUE.

20. HEY! OUR BIKES!

21. DAD!

22. LOOKS LIKE WE'RE HERE!

23. NOW GOOD LUCK MAKING ALL THOSE

24. NEW FRIENDS, SPORT!

25. H-H-HI, FELLAS.

26. WELL, WE DEFINITELY AIN'T

27. SITTING WITH THIS BIKE CRUSHER

28. AT LUNCH.

29. COME ON, GUYS.

30. OKAY.

31. NOW... WHERE TO SIT?

32. WELL, HERE GOES NOTHIN'.

33. HEY, DUDES.

34. ROOM FOR ONE MORE DUDE TO SIT

35. WITH YOU?

36. NO? OKAY.

37. SO, I WAS LIKE, "NO, NO.

38. GO, LIKE, REALLY LONG."

39. HEY, GANG.

40. ANYONE SITTING HERE?

41. YEAH — MY FOOTBALL.

42. OKAY.

43. AH, SWEET.

44. WIZARD POWER CARD.

45. HEY, GUYS.

46. ANYONE SITTING HERE?

47. YEAH — MY GREEN ORACLE CARD.

48. OKAY.

49. OH, MAN.

50. Uncle Grandpa: HEY, TOMMY!

51. HUH?

52. Uncle Grandpa: DOWN HERE.

53. UNCLE GRANDPA?

54. Uncle Grandpa: HAVING TROUBLE

55. MAKING FRIENDS, HUH

56. YEAH.

57. I DON'T REALLY FIT IN WITH

58. ANYONE.

59. I'M JUST NOT COOL.

60. THAT WEIRD NEW KID IS TALKING

61. TO HIS MILK.

62. LET'S GO HANG SOMEWHERE ELSE.

63. SEE WHAT I MEAN?

64. THIS WHOLE "MAKING FRIENDS" IS

65. THING IS JUST SO STRESSFUL AND

66. HARD AND WORRISOME AND —

67. Uncle Grandpa: WHOA, WHOA.

68. I THINK I GET IT.

69. I HAD TROUBLE MAKING FRIENDS

70. WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, TOO.

71. YOU DID?

72. Uncle Grandpa: YEAH.

73. WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, I DIDN'T

74. HAVE A SINGLE FRIEND.

75. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!

76. UM, YOU KNOW THIS IS AN

77. ALL-GIRLS SCHOOL, RIGHT?

78. Uncle Grandpa: YEAH.

79. BUT DON'T STRESS, TOMMY.

80. UNCLE GRANDPA WILL HELP YOU MAKE

81. FRIENDS.

82. WELL, HOW ARE YOU GONNA DO

83. THAT?

84. Uncle Grandpa: BY MAKING YOU

85. COOL!

86. NOW LET ME SEE.

87. YOU GOT PRETTY COOL SNEAKERS,

88. COOL SHORTS, COOL GENERIC

89. T-SHIRT, COOL FRECKLES.

90. BORING HAIR!

91. THAT'S IT!

92. WE'LL GIVE YOU CRAZY-COOL HAIR!

93. IT'S THE PERFECT ICE BREAKER.

94. YOU COULD TOTALLY BE MAKING

95. FRIENDS RIGHT NOW.

96. WELL, OKAY. FINE.

97. GIVE ME CRAZY-COOL HAIR, THEN.

98. Uncle Grandpa: HAVE A SEAT.

99. HMM. CRAZY-COOL.

100. CRAZY-COOL.

101. ARE YOU SURE YOU KNOW WHAT

102. YOU'RE DOING?

103. Uncle Grandpa: YEAH.

104. JUST RELAX.

105. CLIP, CLIP.

106. HMM. LOOKING GOOD.

107. LOOKING GOOD. OKAY.

108. UH, UNCLE GRAND—

109. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

110. UH, IT LOOKS EXACTLY THE SAME.

111. Uncle Grandpa: OH, WAIT.

112. I FORGOT ABOUT THE MOUSSE.

113. HEY, MOOSE, CAN I BORROW SOME OF

114. YOUR HAIR GEL?

115. SURE, UNCLE G.

116. Uncle Grandpa: THANKS.

117. UNCLE GRANDPA, MY SCALP IS

118. TINGLING!

119. Uncle Grandpa: YEAH, THAT

120. MEANS IT'S WORKING.

121. BUT IT STILL LOOKS EXACTLY

122. THE —

123. WHOA! COOL, UNCLE GRANDPA!

124. NOW EVERYONE WILL WANT TO BE MY

125. FRIEND, THANKS TO THIS

126. CRAZY-COOL HAIR!

127. Uncle Grandpa: ANOTHER

128. SATISFIED CUSTOMER.

129. THAT PLACE IS WACK.

130. HEY, DUDES.

131. WANT TO HANG OUT WITH A FELLOW

132. COOL GUY?

133. HEY! YOUR HAIR TOTALLY JUST

134. ATE OUR LUNCHES!

135. SORRY! NEW 'DO.

136. UNCLE GRANDPA, IT'S NOT WORKING!

137. Uncle Grandpa: TRY SOME OTHER

138. KIDS, TOMMY.

139. MY TALENT IS TOTALLY ALL

140. NATURAL.

141. HEY. ANYBODY GOING TO THE

142. SPORTS GAME TONIGHT?

143. HUH?

144. HEY! WHAT GIVES?

145. SORRY. I'M GOING.

146. UNCLE GRANDPA, I DON'T THINK

147. THIS HAIR IS WORKING OUT FOR ME.

148. Uncle Grandpa: IT WON'T WITH

149. THAT ATTITUDE.

150. TRY USING SOME MORE CONFIDENCE,

151. TOMMY.

152. OKAY.

153. YOU CAN'T USE BLUE MAGIC TO

154. ESCAPE A WOLF SPIRIT.

155. HEY. YOU GUYS LOOK LIKE YOU

156. COULD USE ANOTHER PLAYER.

157. HEY! THAT WAS A

158. LIMITED-EDITION THIRD-SERIES

159. DECK!

160. SORRY! SORRY!

161. Uncle Grandpa: MY PAL

162. PIZZA STEVE ONCE KARATE'd A

163. GIANT BEAR JUST 'CAUSE HE WAS

164. BORED.

165. UNCLE GRANDPA, THIS IS BAD —

166. REALLY BAD!

167. I CAN'T MAKE FRIENDS IF MY CRAZY

168. HAIR KEEPS ATTACKING PEOPLE!

169. Uncle Grandpa: HMM.

170. LET'S TRY GETTING TO THE ROOT OF

171. THE PROBLEM AND GIVE YOU A

172. LITTLE TRIM.

173. HEY!

174. UGH!

175. I'M OUTTA HERE!

176. AAH! OH, NO!

177. Uncle Grandpa: UH-OH.

178. OH, NO!

179. MY HAIR'S COMPLETELY OUT OF

180. CONTROL!

181. NO ONE'S SAFE!

182. UGH!

183. AAH! NO!

184. NOT THE MYSTERY MEAT!

185. Uncle Grandpa: OH, NO!

186. I'VE MADE YOUR HAIR TOO COOL —

187. TOO COOL FOR THIS PARTICULAR

188. SCHOOL!

189. ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, IT IS

190. BRINGING YOU CLOSER TO THE OTHER

191. STUDENTS.

192. BY HOLDING THEM HOSTAGE?

193. THANKS A LOT, UNCLE GRANDPA!

194. NOW I'LL NEVER MAKE FRIENDS!

195. ALL THIS STRESS IS MAKING MY

196. HEAD HURT!

197. AAAAAAAH!

198. Uncle Grandpa: THAT'S IT!

199. WE CAN'T CUT THE HAIR, BUT WE

200. CAN MAKE IT FALL OUT.

201. YOU JUST NEED TO KEEP STRESSING,

202. TOMMY.

203. WELL, THAT SHOULDN'T BE TOO

204. HARD.

205. WE'RE GONNA DIE!

206. Uncle Grandpa: HOW DOES THAT

207. MAKE YOU FEEL, TOMMY?

208. PRETTY STRESSED OUT, I'D

209. IMAGINE.

210. WHY DON'T YOU THINK ABOUT WHAT

211. YOUR LIFE'S GONNA BE LIKE WITH

212. NO FRIENDS AT ALL?

213. WELL, OKAY.

214. HERE GOES NOTHIN'.

215. Uncle Grandpa: HEY, WHAT'S

216. HAPPENING?

217. OH, NO! I HATE RIPPLE DISSOLVES!

218. OH! WHOA!

219. IF I DON'T MAKE FRIENDS NOW,

220. I MIGHT NEVER MAKE FRIENDS.

221. AND WITHOUT FRIENDS, MY GRADES

222. WOULD SUFFER, AND I'D MISS OUT

223. ON A COLLEGE EDUCATION AND END

224. UP WITH A CRUMMY JOB AND A

225. CRUMMY LIFE, ALONE AND

226. MISERABLE!

227. ALONE AND MISERABLE?

228. OH, MAN! STRESSFUL PRESSURE!

229. Uncle Grandpa: DON'T STOP

230. THERE.

231. IMAGINE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF WE

232. DON'T DEFEAT YOUR HAIR.

233. WELL, OKAY, UNCLE GRANDPA.

234. I'LL TRY.

235. Uncle Grandpa: OH, NO!

236. ANOTHER RIPPLE DISSOLVE!

237. THESE THINGS ALWAYS HURT!

238. OWW!

239. IF WE NEVER DEFEAT MY

240. CRAZY-COOL HAIR, IT'LL CONTINUE

241. TO TAKE OVER!

242. EARTH'S ENTIRE CIVILIZATION WILL

243. STOP, AND THE PLANET WILL JUST

244. BE COVERED WITH MY AWESOME HAIR!

245. MAN, THAT'S A STRESSFUL

246. THOUGHT!

247. Uncle Grandpa: OW! OW!

248. I'M STUCK IN MID-RIPPLE!

249. THAT'S ALSO STRESSFUL!

250. Uncle Grandpa: WE'VE GOT IT

251. ON THE RUN.

252. ONE MORE STRESS ATTACK SHOULD DO IT.

253. BUT, UNCLE GRANDPA, WHAT'S

254. MORE STRESSFUL THAN THE END OF

255. THE WORLD?

256. Uncle Grandpa: HMM.

257. I'VE GOT IT!

258. I KNOW SOMETHING THAT'LL STRESS

259. YOU OUT WORSE THAN THE WORLD

260. ENDING.

261. Uncle Grandpa: HEY, EVERYONE,

262. CHECK OUT TOMMY'S TIGHTY-WHITES!

263. HUH?

264. UNCLE GRANDPA, NOT YOU, TOO!

265. HOW AM I EVER GONNA LIVE THIS

266. DOWN?

267. SO... STRESSFUL!

268. YAY!

269. OHH! UGH!

270. WOW, UNCLE GRANDPA!

271. THAT REALLY WORKED!

272. WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT STRESSING

273. OUT COULD BE SO HELPFUL?

274. Uncle Grandpa: OH, I HAD A

275. FEELING IT WOULD WORK.

276. I STRESS DAILY.

277. UH-OH! I THINK YOU'RE GONNA HAVE

278. TO STRESS OUT ONE MORE TIME.

279. LOOKS LIKE WE MISSED YOUR KILLER

280. RAT TAIL!

281. UNCLE GRANDPA!

282. Uncle Grandpa: GET THAT BRAIN

283. A-WORRYING, OR YOUR HAIR'S GONNA

284. DESTROY ME!

285. DESTROY UNCLE GRANDPA?

286. NO MORE UNCLE GRANDPA?

287. Uncle Grandpa: TRY A THOUGHT

288. BALLOON THIS TIME!

289. AAAAH!

290. OH, OKAY.

291. A WORLD WITHOUT UNCLE GRANDPA.

292. WAIT A MINUTE.

293. THIS DOESN'T SEEM SO BAD!

294. Uncle Grandpa: WAIT FOR IT!

295. AAH!

296. I WISH UNCLE GRANDPA WAS HERE!

297. HELP, UNCLE GRANDPA!

298. WE NEED YOU!

299. Uncle Grandpa: SORRY.

300. NO CAN DO. I'M DEAD.

301. N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!

302. UNCLE GRANDPA!

303. Uncle Grandpa: HI, TOMMY!

304. UH-UH-UH! UGH!

305. YAY! YOU DID IT!

306. NOT A SINGLE HAIR...

307. LEFT.

308. THAT'S GREAT, UNCLE GRANDPA!

309. BUT NOW EVERYONE'S GONNA HATE ME

310. FOR SURE!

311. WAY TO GO, CUE BALL!

312. THAT WAS AWESOME — THE WAY YOU

313. KICKED YOUR HAIR'S BUTT.

314. THANKS, UNCLE GRANDPA!

315. I GUESS THAT CRAZY-COOL HAIR YOU

316. GAVE ME WAS THE PERFECT ICE

317. BREAKER!

318. Uncle Grandpa: TOLD YOU SO.

319. WELL, MY WORK HERE IS DONE.

320. BYE, UNCLE GRANDPA!

321. HEY, WAIT — WHAT IF MY HAIR

322. NEVER GROWS BACK?

323. OH, NO!

324. STRESSFUL PRESSURE!

325. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING,

326. KIDS!

327. WELCOME TO TODAY'S EPISODE OF

328. "DRAWING WITH UNCLE GRANDPA."

329. TODAY WE'RE GONNA LEARN HOW TO

330. DRAW ME — UNCLE GRANDPA.

331. FIRST YOU'LL NEED TO MAKE SURE

332. YOUR PENCIL IS SHARP.

333. HMM.

334. IT LOOKS LIKE I NEED TO USE MY

335. PENCIL SHARPENER.

336. HUH? UH! UH!

337. AAH! AAAAH!

338. PERFECT!

339. REMEMBER, KIDS, YOU SHOULD NEVER

340. STICK YOUR HAND IN THE PENCIL

341. SHARPENER.

342. ALWAYS USE A PENCIL HOLDER.

343. LET'S GET STARTED, SHALL WE?

344. FIRST WE'LL NEED TO DRAW A BASIC

345. HEAD SHAPE.

346. AS YOU CAN SEE, MY HEAD LOOKS

347. KIND OF LIKE A LUMPY STAIRCASE.

348. NEXT, ADD A TRIANGLE FOR THE

349. NOSE, A RHOMBUS FOR THE EAR, AND

350. A PARALELLOCOPTER FOR THE

351. MUSTACHE.

352. NEXT WE'LL DRAW THE EYES, WHICH

353. ARE VERY IMPORTANT.

354. THEY'RE THE DIRTY WINDOWS TO

355. YOUR STINKIN' SPLEEN HOLE!

356. SO, WE'LL NEED SOMETHING TO

357. TRACE TO MAKE THEM PERFECTLY

358. ROUND.

359. HERE WE GO!

360. SOMETHING ROUND.

361. SOMETHING ROUND.

362. AH! THIS'LL WORK!

363. GUS, I NEED TO BORROW THIS

364. FOR A SEC.

365. Mr. MY EYE!

366. Uncle Grandpa: THANKS,

367. MR. GUS!

368. CATCH!

369. Mr. HEY!

370. Uncle Grandpa: FINALLY, WE

371. ADD THE FINISHING TOUCHES — THE

372. TOOTH, MY PROPELLER, AND A FEW

373. MORE LITTLE DETAILS.

374. BUT WE'RE HEADING INTO THE HOME

375. STRETCH HERE.

376. AND — UGH! — PERFECT!

377. VOILà!

378. THAT'S HOW YOU DRAW

379. UNCLE GRANDPA!

380. NOT A BAD LIKENESS, IF I

381. SAY SO MYSELF.