Uncle Grandpa 1x45

Directed by

Tom Kenny as Tiny Miracle (voice) • Grey DeLisle as Additional Voices (voice) • Kelley Jakle as Additional Voices (voice)

When PS's diary winds up in the hands of MG, PS goes to great lengths to get it back before MG can read all of his deepest, darkest secrets.

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1. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!

2. GOOD MORNING.

3. GOOD MORNING.

4. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.

5. GOOD MORNING!

6. Mr. AH, MUCH BETTER.

7. THIS PLACE IS A MESS.

8. DOESN'T ANYONE FOLLOW THE RV

9. RULES?

10. Pizza Steve: WHOO!

11. Mr. PIZZA STEVE, YOU

12. SHOULDN'T BE RIDING YOUR AWESOME

13. SPEED CYCLE WITHOUT WEARING A

14. HELMET.

15. YOU KNOW THE RULES.

16. A PARKING CITATION FROM JANUARY

17. OF LAST YEAR?

18. Pizza Steve: WHOO!

19. Mr. PIZZA STEVE!

20. I HATE THAT SPEED CYCLE.

21. Pizza Steve: WHOO!

22. HEY! WHAT GIVES?

23. Mr. WHAT DO YOU KNOW

24. ABOUT THESE PARKING TICKETS?

25. Pizza Steve: BEATS ME.

26. I JUST USE THEM TO PAT DOWN MY

27. EXCESS GREASE, AND TIGER'S BEEN

28. USING THEM TO LINE HER

29. KITTY-LITTER BOX.

30. Mr.

31. STILL, YOU SHOULD BE WEARING A

32. HELMET.

33. OTHERWISE, YOU'RE GONNA BUST

34. YOUR CRUST.

35. Pizza Steve: WHATEVER, DUDE.

36. NEVER BEEN IN AN ACCIDENT IN MY

37. ENTIRE LIFE.

38. Mr. WHO COULD POSSIBLY

39. GET THIS MANY PARKING TICKETS?

40. UNCLE GRANDPA.

41. Uncle Grandpa: ♪ DRIVING DOWN

42. Mr. UNCLE GRANDPA.

43. Uncle Grandpa: YES, MR. GUS?

44. Mr. YOU SHOULD BE

45. DRIVING WITH BOTH HANDS ON THE

46. WHEEL, YOU KNOW.

47. Uncle Grandpa: RIGHT YOU ARE,

48. MR. GUS.

49. WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU, MR. GUS?

50. Mr. I'M ASSUMING ALL

51. THOSE PARKING TICKETS ARE YOURS?

52. Uncle Grandpa: PARKING

53. TICKETS?

54. WHAT'S A PARKING TICKET?

55. Mr. THIS IS A PARKING

56. TICKET.

57. THESEARE PARKING TICKETS.

58. THOSEARE PARKING TICKETS.

59. Uncle Grandpa: OHH!

60. RIGHT.

61. FOR SOME REASON, I GET THESE

62. EVERY TIME I STOP THE RV.

63. I'M SORT OF JUST USED TO THEM

64. NOW.

65. Mr. UNCLE GRANDPA, DON'T

66. YOU KNOW THE RULES?

67. IF YOU DON'T PAY ALL THESE

68. PARKING TICKETS, THEY'RE GONNA

69. IMPOUND THE RV.

70. Uncle Grandpa: IMPOUND?

71. THAT SOUNDS PAINFUL.

72. I CAN'T BEAR THE THOUGHT OF

73. SOMEONE TAKING MY PRECIOUS RV.

74. PLEASE, MR. GUS, WHO DO I HAVE

75. TO BRIBE IN ORDER TO KEEP MY RV?

76. Mr. WELL, IT SAYS HERE

77. IN THE RULES SECTION ABOUT THE

78. QUICKEST WAY TO PAY YOUR FINES

79. IS TO GO TO CITY COURT.

80. Uncle Grandpa: THEN BUCKLE

81. UP, MR. GUS, 'CAUSE

82. TEAM UNCLE GRANDPA IS GOING TO

83. WHEREVER YOU JUST SAID.

84. HERE WE ARE!

85. SO, WHO DO I MAKE THIS CHECK OUT

86. TO?

87. Pizza Steve: CITY COURT,

88. SPELLED P-I-Z-Z-A S-T—

89. Mr. UH, YOU GUYS, THIS

90. IS A BASKETBALL COURT.

91. THE CITY COURT IS OVER THERE.

92. Uncle Grandpa: HMM.

93. COULD HAVE FOOLED ME.

94. NO WORRIES.

95. LET'S JUST HOP BACK IN THE RV

96. AND —

97. JUST WHERE DO YOU THINK

98. Y'ALL ARE GOING?

99. Uncle Grandpa: JUST GONNA

100. REPARK MY RV ACROSS THE STREET,

101. IF YOU DON'T MIND.

102. WHAT DO YOU SAY, G DOG?

103. SHOULD WE LET THEM REPARK THE

104. RV?

105. I DON'T KNOW, KID COUSIN.

106. YOU TALKING ABOUT THE RV PARKED

107. IN OUR COURT?

108. YEAH, THAT'S THE ONE.

109. WHAT DO YOU THINK,

110. TONY PEPPERONI?

111. I DON'T KNOW, KID COUSIN.

112. I DON'T THINK THESE CHUMPS KNOW

113. ABOUT THE RULES OF OUR COURT.

114. Uncle Grandpa: OH, I KNOW THE

115. RULES OF THE COURT.

116. I HAVE TO PAY FOR MY TICKETS.

117. MR. GUS SAID SO.

118. WRONG!

119. THE RULES IS, WHAT'S ON OUR

120. COURT BELONGS TO US, AND THE

121. ONLY WAY YOU GETTING THE RV BACK

122. IS BY BEATING US IN A GAME OF

123. STREET BALL.

124. OUR COURT — OUR RULES.

125. Mr. I BELIEVE THIS IS A

126. PUBLIC COURT THAT BELONGS TO THE

127. TAXPAYERS, LIKE OURSELVES.

128. Pizza Steve: YOU ARE ON!

129. Mr. OKAY, GUYS, WE ALL

130. KNOW HOW TO PLAY BASKETBALL, SO,

131. REMEMBER, JUST PLAY BY THE

132. RULES, AND WE MIGHT HAVE A

133. CHANCE OF BEATING THESE DUDES.

134. Uncle Grandpa: WELL, I

135. HAVEN'T PLAYED IN AWHILE, SO I

136. MIGHT BE A LITTLE RUSTY.

137. Pizza Steve: JUST PASS THE

138. ROCK TO PIZZA STEVE, AND I'LL

139. DUNK ALL OVER THESE FOOLS.

140. PIZZA MVP!

141. Mr. JUST PLAY BY THE

142. RULES — NO FUNNY STUFF.

143. HEY, DUMMIES!

144. Y'ALL READY TO LOSE, OR WHAT?

145. ALL RIGHT, FIRST TEAM TO 21

146. WINS.

147. SCARY REALISTIC GROWLING

148. PIT-BULL IS KEEPING SCORE.

149. LET'S DO THIS! CHECK!

150. Uncle Grandpa:

151. A LITTLE HELP?

152. Mr. YOU OKAY,

153. UNCLE GRANDPA?

154. Uncle Grandpa: OF COURSE.

155. NO HARM, NO FOUL.

156. HERE YOU GO, BUDDY.

157. OH! OH! OH! OH! OH! OH!

158. SPIN MOVE!

159. HA!

160. YEAH, BOY!

161. Uncle Grandpa: SO, DID THE

162. GAME START YET?

163. Uncle Grandpa: OKAY, GUYS,

164. LET'S SHOW 'EM.

165. MR. GUS, I'M KICKING YOU THE

166. ROCK.

167. AND I'M JUST GONNA KICK YOU.

168. Mr.

169. HEY! THAT AIN'T A LEGAL MOVE!

170. NOTHING BUT SWOOSH.

171. Uncle Grandpa: COMING AT YOU,

172. PIZZA STEVE!

173. Pizza Steve: OOH, YEAH!

174. WIDE OPEN FOR THE TOUCHDOWN!

175. MORE LIKE TOUCH-GROUND!

176. Pizza Steve:

177. YOU CAN'T SCORE ON THIS "D"!

178. Uncle Grandpa: WE'LL JUST SEE

179. ABOUT THAT, KID COUSIN!

180. WHOA! I DID IT!

181. I DID THE SPINNY-MOVE THINGY!

182. TIME FOR THIS "D" TO GO

183. ATOMIC!

184. Uncle Grandpa:

185. HUH?

186. YEAH, SON!

187. OOH!

188. Mr.

189. Pizza Steve:

190. Uncle Grandpa:

191. AAH!

192. OUT OF THE WAY, PIZZA FACE!

193. Mr.

194. Uncle Grandpa: OKAY, GUYS,

195. LET'S TRY TO STICK TOGETHER.

196. BALLER FOR LIFE!

197. GAME POINT.

198. AND WE ONLY NEED ONE MORE BASKET

199. TO WIN.

200. SHOULDN'T BE TOO HARD, HUH,

201. GUYS?

202. Mr. TIME OUT.

203. Uncle Grandpa: I DON'T GET

204. IT.

205. WE'RE PLAYING BY THE RULES, AND

206. THEY'RE STILL BEATING US.

207. CALL ME CRAZY, BUT I DON'T THINK

208. THEY'RE PLAYING FAIR.

209. Pizza Steve: IF YOU PASSED TO

210. PIZZA STEVE MORE, WE WOULDN'T BE

211. IN THIS MESS.

212. Mr. THIS MESS WAS CAUSED

213. BY A CERTAIN SOMEONE WHO CAN'T

214. PAY HIS PARKING TICKETS, LET

215. ALONE PARK.

216. Uncle Grandpa: WELL, MR. GUS,

217. THE ONLY WAY WE'RE GONNA GET OUT

218. OF THIS IS IF WE TRY SOMETHING

219. DIFFERENT.

220. I SUGGEST WE BEND THE RULES A

221. LITTLE, IF YOU CATCH MY DRIGGITY

222. DRIFT.

223. Mr. NO.

224. BREAKING THE RULES IS WRONG.

225. WE COULD EVEN —

226. Uncle Grandpa: WIN BACK THE

227. RV?

228. HEY, HOMIES, THIS IS A

229. PRETTY SWEET RIDE.

230. CAN'T WAIT TILL IT'S OURS.

231. Uncle Grandpa: WHAT DO YOU

232. SAY, MR. GUS?

233. HOW ABOUT YOU STOP YOUR HATING

234. AND START DEVIATING?

235. Mr. ALL RIGHT,

236. UNCLE GRANDPA.

237. IT'S TIME TO PLAY... OUR WAY.

238. Uncle Grandpa: NOW WE'RE

239. TALKING!

240. Pizza Steve:

241. A LITTLE HELP, GUYS?

242. GO TEAM UNCLE GRANDPA!

243. Pizza Steve: PIZZA STEVE!

244. I THOUGHT WE WERE CALLED THE

245. PIZZA STEVES.

246. Uncle Grandpa:

247. YOU READY TO LOSE YOUR RV?

248. Uncle Grandpa: I DON'T KNOW.

249. MR. GUS, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

250. Mr. I DON'T THINK THESE

251. FOOLS KNOW WHO THEY'RE DEALING

252. WITH.

253. AIN'T THAT RIGHT, PIZZA STEVE?

254. Pizza Steve: SO RIGHT, MR. G.

255. KA-CHA!

256. Uncle Grandpa:

257. AIR BALL!

258. Mr.

259. FIREBALL.

260. Pizza Steve: HYAH!

261. KICKBALL!

262. Uncle Grandpa: LAY-IN.

263. Mr. BANK SHOT.

264. Pizza Steve: TOP OF THE KEY.

265. JUST TRY GETTING OVER THIS

266. WALL.

267. Uncle Grandpa: OKAY.

268. FADEAWAY.

269. HUH?

270. OHH! WHOA! WHOA!

271. Pizza Steve: GREASY-PEASY.

272. WHAT'S GOING ON?

273. THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING.

274. Uncle Grandpa:

275. SHOT CLOCK!

276. CANNONBALL!

277. Pizza Steve:

278. SLAM SHOT!

279. Uncle Grandpa: FROM UP TOP!

280. Pizza Steve: HOOK SHOT!

281. Uncle Grandpa: AROUND THE

282. WORLD!

283. Uncle Grandpa: LOOKS LIKE

284. WE'RE ALL TIED UP.

285. YOUR BALL.

286. YOU BETTER GET OUT OF THE

287. WAY, OLD MAN.

288. Uncle Grandpa:

289. Uncle Grandpa:

290. SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR RV.

291. Uncle Grandpa: I DON'T THINK

292. SO!

293. HUH?

294. THIS ISN'T AN OFFICIAL GAME

295. BALL.

296. Uncle Grandpa: FORGET

297. SOMETHING?

298. DRIBBLE, DRIBBLE, DRIBBLE,

299. DRIBBLE, DRIBBLE.

300. DRIBBLE, DRIBBLE, DRI—

301. I'M A BASKETBALL!

302. WE DID IT!

303. Pizza Steve: I DID IT!

304. WOW, OLD MAN.

305. I NEVER SEEN SKILLS LIKE THAT

306. BEFORE.

307. YOU A TRUE BALLER.

308. Uncle Grandpa: I DON'T KNOW

309. WHAT THAT MEANS, BUT THANKS.

310. NOW IF YOU'LL PLEASE EXCUSE US,

311. WE HAVE SOME BUSINESS TO TAKE

312. CARE OF.

313. HEY.

314. YOU GUYS ARE ALL RIGHT.

315. YOU CAN PLAY ON OUR COURT ANY

316. TIME.

317. Uncle Grandpa: AND WHAT A

318. FINE COURT SHE IS.

319. WELP, GOT TO BE GOING NOW.

320. NOW THAT THAT'S ALL PAID OFF, WE

321. CAN ENJOY THE RV WORRY-FREE.

322. Mr. YEP.

323. AND NOW YOU KNOW WHEN TO FOLLOW

324. THE RULES.

325. Pizza Steve: AND WHEN TO

326. BREAK 'EM.

327. Uncle Grandpa: YEAH, I GUESS

328. WE ALL LEARNED A VALUABLE LESSON

329. TODAY — NEVER PARK YOUR RV IN A

330. BASKETBALL COURT.

331. OH, NO!

332. Mr. NOT AGAIN!

333. Uncle Grandpa:

334. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYONE!

335. GOOD MORNING!

336. ♪ SMILE, SMILE JUICE

337. Mr. ♪ AS YOU ALL

338. MAY KNOW,

339. Pizza Steve: ♪ TAKE IT

340. FROM ME, YOUR BELOVED

341. WITH THE SMOOTHEST FLOW,

342. ♪ SMILE, SMILE JUICE

343. Uncle Grandpa: SMILE!

344. SMILE!

345. Uncle Grandpa: JUICE!

346. JUICE!

347. Belly Bag: ♪ WHEN YOU NEED

348. A SMILE,

349. AND YOU WILL FIND

350. Uncle Grandpa: ♪ I HOPE YOU

351. ALL ARE READY FOR SOME HEALTHY

352. DO, LIKE SKIP AND BOUNCE

353. THE MOST IS SHOW

354. ♪ SMILE, SMILE JUICE

355. WHEN YOU STOP MAKING EXCUSES,

356. AND YOU LET YOUR SMILE JUICE

357. THAT WAS QUITE DELICIOUS.