Uncle Grandpa 1x42

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Santa and Uncle Grandpa must work through their personal differences order to save Christmas.

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1. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!

2. GOOD MORNING.

3. GOOD MORNING.

4. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.

5. GOOD MORNING!

6. NO, NO, NO!

7. BUT, DAD, I CAN TAKE CARE OF

8. A DOG!

9. YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE

10. HAVE PETS?

11. THAT HAPPENS!

12. BUT, DAD, IT'LL BE DIFFERENT

13. THIS TIME.

14. I PROMISE!

15. PLEASE?

16. NO... MEANS... NO!

17. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?

18. NOW I'M GONNA GO CHOP DOWN A

19. TREE.

20. ONE DAY, I'LL HAVE A REAL

21. DOG INSTEAD OF A STUFFED ANIMAL

22. LIKE YOU.

23. HEY, SANDY, WHAT'S GOING ON?

24. YOU CAN TALK?

25. OF COURSE I CAN TALK.

26. OH, FLUFFERZ!

27. I KNEW YOU WOULD MAKE MY DREAMS

28. COME TRUE!

29. Uncle Grandpa: THAT'S A

30. PRETTY COOL STUFFED ANIMAL,

31. SANDY.

32. HUH?

33. AAH!

34. UNCLE GRANDPA, WHAT ARE YOU

35. DOING HERE?

36. Uncle Grandpa: OH, YOU KNOW.

37. JUST DROPPING IN UNEXPECTEDLY.

38. DON'T YOU NORMALLY CRASH

39. INTO HOUSES WITH YOUR RV?

40. Uncle Grandpa: YEAH, I DO,

41. EXCEPT I CRASHED INTO YOUR

42. NEIGHBOR'S ON ACCIDENT.

43. Mr.

44. Uncle Grandpa: SO ANYWAY,

45. WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?

46. YOU TALK TO STUFFED ANIMALS?

47. BECAUSE THAT ISN'T SO BAD.

48. I LIKE TO TALK TO THE TINY

49. MARSHMALLOW THAT LIVES IN MY

50. MUSTACHE.

51. HELLO, GARY.

52. LONG TIME NO SEE.

53. YOU'RE HILARIOUS, GARY.

54. WHAT'S THAT, GARY?

55. SANDY HAS ANOTHER PROBLEM?

56. HER DAD WON'T LET HER HAVE A PET

57. DOG BECAUSE HE THINKS SHE CAN'T

58. TAKE CARE OF IT?

59. SANDY!

60. WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?

61. ME AND GARY HAVE THE PERFECT

62. PLAN TO GET YOU A DOG THAT YOUR

63. DAD WILL APPROVE OF.

64. YOU DO?

65. Uncle Grandpa: YEAH!

66. TELL HER, GARY!

67. UH, UNCLE GRANDPA, I CAN'T

68. HEAR ANYTHING.

69. UNCLE GRAND—

70. AAH!

71. Uncle Grandpa: BOW WOW!

72. UNCLE GRANDPA?

73. IS THAT YOU?

74. Uncle Grandpa: YEAH, YOU CAN

75. CALL ME UNCLE GRANDPOOCH.

76. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TRAIN ME

77. TO PROVE TO YOUR DAD THAT YOU

78. CAN BE A RESPONSIBLE DOG OWNER.

79. THEN HE'LL LET YOU HAVE A DOG.

80. HEY! THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!

81. THANKS, UNCLE GRANDPOOCH.

82. DOWN, BOY, DOWN!

83. OKAY. LET'S SEE HERE.

84. "HOW TO MAKE YOUR DOG SIT.

85. TO SIT THE DOG MUST BEND

86. HINDQUARTERS UNTIL DOG REAR IS

87. PLACED FIRMLY ON GROUND."

88. SOUNDS SIMPLE ENOUGH.

89. Uncle Grandpa: OH, YEAH, I

90. KNOW HOW TO SIT.

91. LIKE THIS.

92. WAIT. NO, NO!

93. NOT MY DAD'S FAVORITE CHAIR!

94. Uncle Grandpa: JUST GOT TO

95. GET IT AT THE RIGHT ANGLE.

96. HUH?

97. DARN THING'S STUCK!

98. ARE YOU OKAY?

99. Uncle Grandpa: YEAH.

100. "THE ROLL OVER IS A TRICK

101. THAT IS SURE TO IMPRESS ALL YOUR

102. FRIENDS.

103. TO START, ORDER THE DOG TO LIE

104. ON HIS BACK, THEN GESTURE HIM TO

105. ROLL OVER AWAY FROM YOU."

106. OKAY, UNCLE GRANDPOOCH, LAY

107. DOWN!

108. Uncle Grandpa: OKAY!

109. NOW WHAT?

110. ROLL OVER, SILLY!

111. Uncle Grandpa: OKAY.

112. OKAY, OKAY, YOU CAN STOP NOW!

113. Uncle Grandpa: YOU DIDN'T

114. TEACH ME HOW.

115. WH-O-O-O-O-O-OA!

116. UNCLE GRANDPOOOOOOOCH!

117. Uncle Grandpa: I CAN'T STOP!

118. WH-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-OA!

119. YAAAAH!

120. Uncle Grandpa: HEY, I STOPPED

121. ROLLING!

122. WH-O-O-O-O-O-O-OA!

123. "GIMME PAW AND SHAKE HANDS."

124. WE'LL SEE HOW THIS ONE GOES.

125. OKAY, UNCLE GRANDPOOCH, GIVE ME PAW.

126. Uncle Grandpa: OKAY!

127. YOU DID IT!

128. OKAY.

129. NOW SHAKE HANDS!

130. Uncle Grandpa: LIKE THIS?

131. YEAH! THAT'S IT!

132. YOU GOT IT!

133. Uncle Grandpa: SAY, THIS IS

134. PRETTY FUN!

135. STOP! STOP!

136. YOU... CAN... STOP... NOW!

137. Uncle Grandpa: SO, HOW'D I

138. DO?

139. BANG-UP JOB.

140. "GO FETCH IS ONE OF THE

141. EASIEST THINGS FOR A DOG TO

142. LEARN AND REQUIRES LITTLE IF ANY

143. TRAINING."

144. THE WAY THIS IS GOING, I'LL

145. NEVER PROVE TO MY DAD I CAN HAVE

146. A DOG.

147. Uncle Grandpa: OH, COME ON.

148. YOU'RE DOING GREAT!

149. OKAY.

150. YOU KNOW THE DRILL.

151. GO FETCH.

152. Uncle Grandpa:

153. THAT'S NOT THE STICK!

154. THAT'S WHAT I SAID.

155. "HOUSEBREAKING, ONE OF THE

156. MOST DIFFICULT THINGS TO TRAIN

157. YOUR DOG."

158. Uncle Grandpa: WHAT ARE YOU

159. TALKING ABOUT?

160. THIS IS EASY.

161. UNCLE GRANDPOOCH, NO!

162. NOT THAT KIND OF HOUSEBREAKING!

163. THE KIND WHERE YOU — YOU KNOW,

164. YOU GO OUTSIDE IN THE YARD AND

165. DO YOUR DOGGY BUSINESS.

166. Uncle Grandpa: I THINK I

167. USED TOO MUCH TOILET PAPER.

168. AW, MAN.

169. Uncle Grandpa: HEY, SANDY,

170. WHAT'S WRONG?

171. I DON'T THINK I'M CUT OUT

172. FOR THIS DOG STUFF.

173. MY DAD WAS RIGHT.

174. Uncle Grandpa: OH, COME ON.

175. I WOULDN'T SAY THAT.

176. MMM! MMM!

177. I THINK YOU'RE AN EXCELLENT DOG

178. TRAINER.

179. HELP!

180. MY DAD!

181. HE'S IN TROUBLE!

182. DADDY!

183. AAAAAH!

184. SANDY, PLEASE HELP!

185. AAAAAH!

186. I'M COMING, DADDY!

187. WHAT HAPPENED?

188. THIS TREE FELL ON ME.

189. WAIT A SECOND.

190. WHAT'S HE DOING IN HERE?

191. WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT DOGS?

192. I CAN'T BELIEVE MY OWN DAUGHTER

193. WOULD BETRAY ME!

194. BUT, DAD, I'VE BEEN TRAINING

195. HIM.

196. YOU? TRAIN?

197. I'LL BELIEVE IT WHEN I SEE IT!

198. OH, GEEZ! MY LEGS!

199. WHAT SHOULD I DO?

200. Uncle Grandpa: SHOW HIM THE

201. TRICKS YOU TAUGHT ME.

202. UH, OKAY.

203. HERE GOES NOTHING.

204. UNCLE GRANDPOOCH, SIT!

205. WHAT?

206. YOU DID IT!

207. Uncle Grandpa: NOW WHAT?

208. UH, ROLL OVER?

209. YEAH! GOOD BOY!

210. EH. NOT BAD.

211. BUT DO YOU KNOW THIS ONE?

212. GIVE ME PAW.

213. Uncle Grandpa: OKAY!

214. NOW SHAKE HANDS.

215. UH-OH.

216. Uncle Grandpa: IF YOU SAY SO.

217. WHO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-OA!

218. FETCH!

219. Uncle Grandpa: I'M ON IT!

220. MY BOYS!

221. Uncle Grandpa:

222. HE DID IT!

223. WHAT THE...?

224. WHERE'D THAT DOG LEARN HOW TO

225. CHOP WOOD LIKE THAT?

226. Uncle Grandpa: SHE TAUGHT ME.

227. THAT'S AMAZI—

228. OHHHHH!

229. DADDY, WE GOT TO GET YOU TO

230. A HOSPITAL.

231. BUT I CAN'T DRIVE WITH MY

232. LEGS LIKE THEY ARE.

233. Uncle Grandpa: NEED A LIFT?

234. WHERE'D YOU LEARN TO DRIVE?

235. Uncle Grandpa: SHE TAUGHT ME.

236. UH-OH.

237. LOOKS LIKE TRAFFIC IS PRETTY BAD

238. RIGHT NOW.

239. DON'T WORRY, GUYS.

240. I KNOW A SHORTCUT.

241. ARE YOU SURE YOU KNOW WHERE

242. YOU'RE GOING?

243. Uncle Grandpa: OH, YEAH.

244. TRUST ME — I'M A DOG.

245. Uncle Grandpa: I'LL HANDLE

246. THIS BOZO.

247. Uncle Grandpa: OH, YEAH?

248. HEY, BUDDY, YOUR SHOELACE IS UNTIED.

249. HUH?

250. Uncle Grandpa: THAT'S RIGHT.

251. SORRY ABOUT THAT.

252. BUH-BUH...

253. BUH-BUH-BUH-BUH-BUH...

254. Uncle Grandpa: SHE TAUGHT ME.

255. YOU'RE HEADED FOR A CLIFF!

256. HOW IN THE —

257. LET ME GUESS — YOU TAUGHT HIM?

258. OH, NO!

259. Uncle Grandpa:

260. HOLD IT! READ THE SIGN!

261. NO DOGS!

262. BUT THIS ISN'T ANY ORDINARY

263. DOG.

264. HE SAVED MY LIFE!

265. YOU FOLLOW THE RULES OR YOU

266. ARE DENIED SERVICE!

267. Uncle Grandpa: IT'S OKAY.

268. GO ON WITHOUT ME.

269. I'LL WAIT OUTSIDE LIKE A GOOD

270. BOY.

271. WE HAVE COMPOUND FRACTURE OF

272. THE METATARSALS, SHATTERED

273. FEMUR, LOOKS LIKE DOUGLAS FIR

274. SPLINTERS IN THE BUTTOCKS,

275. PATIENT GOING INTO SHOCK!

276. IMMEDIATE SURGERY!

277. DOC, GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT.

278. DO I HAVE A CHANCE?

279. Uncle Grandpa: OH, YEAH.

280. I'D DEFINITELY SAY SO.

281. WHAT?

282. A DOG CAN'T PERFORM SURGERY!

283. Uncle Grandpa: DON'T WORRY.

284. SHE TAUGHT ME THAT, TOO.

285. ALL RIGHT, BOYS, LET'S GET TO

286. WORK.

287. THIS SHOULD BE A WALK IN THE

288. PARK.

289. GET IT, GUYS?

290. 'CAUSE I'M A DOG?

291. SANDY?

292. DADDY!

293. YOU'RE OKAY!

294. YEAH, DOCTORS SAY I SHOULD

295. BE ABLE TO WALK AGAIN IN

296. 2 YEARS.

297. HERE'S YOUR BILL, SIR.

298. 80 GRAND?

299. HOW AM I GONNA PAY THAT?

300. Uncle Grandpa: DON'T WORRY.

301. I GOT THIS ONE.

302. KEEP THE CHANGE.

303. SANDY, WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT

304. THIS DOG BUSINESS.

305. I KNOW.

306. I-I'M SORRY I DISOBEYED YOU AND

307. GOT A DOG EVEN WHEN YOU TOLD ME

308. NOT TO.

309. SANDY, WHAT I SAW TODAY WAS

310. SO AMAZING, YOU HAVE MORE THAN

311. PROVEN TO ME THAT YOU ARE

312. CAPABLE OF BEING A DOG OWNER.

313. YES!

314. THANK YOU, DAD!

315. I PROMISE I'LL DO A GOOD JOB!

316. NOW YOU TWO STAY OUT OF

317. TROUBLE.

318. I'M GONNA GO FOR A HIKE!

319. THANKS SO MUCH,

320. UNCLE GRANDPA.

321. BUT YOU CAN'T BE MY DOG FOREVER.

322. DON'T YOU HAVE OTHER KIDS TO

323. HELP?

324. Uncle Grandpa: DON'T WORRY.

325. I HAVE A PLAN.

326. BE BACK IN TWO SHAKES OF A TAIL.

327. HEY, SANDY.

328. CHECK THIS OUT!

329. FLUFFERZ! YOU'RE REAL!

330. BUT HOW'D YOU DO IT?

331. Uncle Grandpa: A LITTLE

332. SOMETHING I CALL FRANKENSTEIN

333. JUICE.

334. AIN'T THAT RIGHT, FRANKIE?

335. WOW! SO COOL!

336. ISN'T THAT COOL, FLUFFERZ?

337. UNCLE GRANDPA, I JUST WANNA TELL

338. YOU HOW THANKFUL I AM FOR YOUR

339. HELP.

340. I LEARNED THAT TAKING CARE OF A

341. DOG IS A LOT OF WORK BUT TOTALLY

342. WORTH IT.

343. Uncle Grandpa: UH, I THINK I

344. USED TOO MUCH TOILET PAPER

345. AGAIN.

346. INTERPRETATIVE HOT-DOG DANCE.

347. Mr.

348. Pizza Steve: OOOOH!

349. WORKOUT TIME, FOR MR. GUS!

350. Mr. YEAH.

351. Pizza Steve: DUDE, LIFTING

352. SOME SERIOUS IRON I SEE.

353. NOT AS MUCH AS ME, OF COURSE.

354. BREAKIN' A SWEAT YET, BUDDY?

355. NOT ME.

356. I'M JUST GETTING STRAIGHT

357. RIPPED, JACKED, YOKED!

358. AND FROM THE LOOKS OF THINGS, AT

359. ABOUT TWICE YOUR RATE.

360. I GUESS YOU COULD SAY...

361. I'M RAISING THE BAR.

362. Mr. YEAH?

363. WHY DON'T YOU RAISE IT HIGHER?

364. Pizza Steve: YOU MEAN LIKE

365. THIS?

366. Mr. HIGHER.

367. Pizza Steve: LIKE THIS?

368. Mr. HIGHER.

369. Pizza Steve: GUESS

370. PIZZA STEVE HAS TO SHOW YOU HOW

371. IT'S DONE!

372. AAAAAAAAAAH!

373. AAH! HELP!

374. OOF!

375. HELP!

376. Mr. THANKS FOR SHOWING

377. ME HOW IT'S DONE, BUDDY.