1. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!Copy !req
2. GOOD MORNING.Copy !req
3. GOOD MORNING.Copy !req
4. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.Copy !req
5. GOOD MORNING!Copy !req
6. ♪ WE LOVE MAKING TOYS ATCopy !req
7. HEY, LOOK AT THIS SPOON.Copy !req
8. ♪ LA, LA-LA-LA,Copy !req
9. LA, LA-LA-LA,Copy !req
10. OW! MY LEG!Copy !req
11. OH, MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS!Copy !req
12. THIS IS BAD.Copy !req
13. THIS IS VERY BAD.Copy !req
14. CHRISTMAS IS IN THREE HOURS.Copy !req
15. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?Copy !req
16. Mr. HEY, PIZZA STEVE,Copy !req
17. MIND GIVING ME A HAND WITH THESECopy !req
18. CHRISTMAS LIGHTS?Copy !req
19. Pizza Steve: SORRY, BRO.Copy !req
20. REALLY BUSY DECORATING THECopy !req
21. CHRISTMAS TREE OVER HERE.Copy !req
22. Mr.Copy !req
23. UNCLE GRANDPA, CAN YOU GIVE ME ACopy !req
24. HAND WITH THESE LIGHTS?Copy !req
25. Uncle Grandpa: ABSOLUTELYCopy !req
26. NOT, MR. GUS.Copy !req
27. I DON'T CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS.Copy !req
28. Mr. REALLY?Copy !req
29. THEN WHY ARE YOU WEARING THATCopy !req
30. CHRISTMAS SWEATER?Copy !req
31. Uncle Grandpa: OH, I THOUGHTCopy !req
32. IT SAID "CHEESE MASH."Copy !req
33. DOESN'T MATTER — I STILL HATECopy !req
34. CHRISTMAS.Copy !req
35. Pizza Steve: WHAT ABOUTCopy !req
36. SANTA CLAUS?Copy !req
37. EVERYBODY LOVES SANTA CLAUS.Copy !req
38. Uncle Grandpa:Copy !req
39. YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
40. SANTA IS A CRAZY PERSON!Copy !req
41. HE'S A CREEPY OLD MAN WHO FLIESCopy !req
42. AROUND THE WORLD BREAKING INTOCopy !req
43. CHILDREN'S HOMES AND CLAIMING TOCopy !req
44. MAKE THEM "HAPPY."Copy !req
45. THAT'S ALL PRETTY STUPID IF YOUCopy !req
46. ASK ME.Copy !req
47. Mr. UH...Copy !req
48. Uncle Grandpa: THAT WASCopy !req
49. LUCKY.Copy !req
50. WAIT. WHERE AM I?Copy !req
51. UM... MERRY CHRISTMAS?Copy !req
52. Uncle Grandpa: NO!Copy !req
53. STOP LAUGHING!Copy !req
54. WHAT IS HE DOING HERE?Copy !req
55. Uncle Grandpa:Copy !req
56. WELL, I ACTUALLY WOULDN'T HAVECopy !req
57. COME HERE BY CHOICE.Copy !req
58. HMM!Copy !req
59. Uncle Grandpa: BROTHER.Copy !req
60. Mr. WAIT. WHAT?Copy !req
61. Pizza Steve: TEXT ME LATER,Copy !req
62. "K," BABE?Copy !req
63. Gave her a fake number.Copy !req
64. SO... WHAT I MISS?Copy !req
65. Mr. UNCLE GRANDPA ANDCopy !req
66. SANTA ARE BROTHERS!Copy !req
67. Pizza Steve: SAY WHAT?Copy !req
68. Uncle Grandpa: YEAH.Copy !req
69. YOU GUYS NEVER SAW THECopy !req
70. RESEMBLANCE?Copy !req
71. Mr. BUT IF SANTA CLAUSCopy !req
72. IS YOUR BROTHER, THEN WHY DO YOUCopy !req
73. HATE CHRISTMAS?Copy !req
74. Uncle Grandpa: BECAUSE IT'SCopy !req
75. THE ONE TIME OF YEAR THATCopy !req
76. REMINDS ME OF MY LOUSY BROTHER,Copy !req
77. WHO LIKES TO MAKE ME FEEL DUMB.Copy !req
78. THAT'S BECAUSE YOU ARE DUMB.Copy !req
79. ALL YOU EVER DO IS MESS THINGSCopy !req
80. UP, JUST LIKE THAT ONE DAY.Copy !req
81. Uncle Grandpa: HUH?Copy !req
82. TAKE THAT BACK!Copy !req
83. THAT WAS YOUR FAULT.Copy !req
84. IT WASN'T MY FAULT.Copy !req
85. OH, YOU ARE SUCH A DUNDERHEAD!Copy !req
86. YOU DO THIS EVERY TIME!Copy !req
87. Uncle Grandpa: LET'S JUST CUTCopy !req
88. TO A FLASHBACK SO WE CAN ALL SEECopy !req
89. FOR OURSELVES.Copy !req
90. THE YEAR WAS 1983.Copy !req
91. I SPENT ALL SUMMER WRITING ANDCopy !req
92. CHOREOGRAPHING A RAP ROUTINE TOCopy !req
93. PERFORM AT THE USA TALENT TIMECopy !req
94. CELEBRITY SEARCH.Copy !req
95. AAH! HEY! WATCH IT!Copy !req
96. OHH! COME ON, UNCLE GRANDPA!Copy !req
97. PAY ATTENTION!Copy !req
98. OHH!Copy !req
99. HEAD 'CAUSE YOU CAN'T THINKCopy !req
100. Uncle Grandpa:Copy !req
101. Uncle Grandpa: THOSE AREN'TCopy !req
102. THE LYRICS I WROTE.Copy !req
103. 'CAUSE YOU THINK YOUR SHOE IS ONCopy !req
104. Uncle Grandpa: HUH? WHAT?Copy !req
105. HUH?Copy !req
106. NEED I GO ON?Copy !req
107. I WAS SCARRED FOR YEARS BECAUSECopy !req
108. OF SANTA, AND WHENEVER ANYONECopy !req
109. MENTIONS CHRISTMAS, ALL I HEARCopy !req
110. IS LAUGHTER.Copy !req
111. OH, GIVE ME A BREAK WITH THATCopy !req
112. "TORTURED SIBLING" ROUTINE.Copy !req
113. OH, NO! IT'S CHRISTMAS!Copy !req
114. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?Copy !req
115. WHO'S GONNA DELIVER ALL OFCopy !req
116. OUR PRESENTS?Copy !req
117. Pizza Steve:Copy !req
118. HEY, UNCLE G, ONE OF THE ELVESCopy !req
119. WAS JUST SAYING HOW KIDS ARECopy !req
120. ALWAYS LEAVING MILK AND COOKIESCopy !req
121. OUT FOR SANTA.Copy !req
122. IF WE VOLUNTEER, THAT'S LIKE ACopy !req
123. LOT OF FREE MILK AND COOKIES FOR US.Copy !req
124. Uncle Grandpa: AND HELP MYCopy !req
125. UNGRATEFUL BROTHER AND THESECopy !req
126. DISGUSTING LITTLE FREAKS?Copy !req
127. FORGET IT, PIZZA STEVE.Copy !req
128. I'M PUTTING MY FOOT DOWN.Copy !req
129. AAH!Copy !req
130. Pizza Steve: YO, MR. GUS.Copy !req
131. WHY DON'T YOU WEIGH IN ON THIS?Copy !req
132. Uncle Grandpa: YEAH, GET UPCopy !req
133. HERE, BUDDY.Copy !req
134. DON'T BE SHY.Copy !req
135. THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM.Copy !req
136. AAH!Copy !req
137. Uncle Grandpa: DO YOU MIND?Copy !req
138. WE'RE TRYING TO HAVE A PRIVATECopy !req
139. MEETING HERE.Copy !req
140. WHAT DO YOU THINK, MR. GUS?Copy !req
141. SHOULD WE FILL IN FOR MY MEANIECopy !req
142. BROTHER AND DELIVER ALL THESECopy !req
143. PRESENTS OR WHAT?Copy !req
144. Mr. SURE. WHY NOT?Copy !req
145. YOU LIKE HELPING KIDS.Copy !req
146. Uncle Grandpa: YOU'RE RIGHT!Copy !req
147. I D LIKE HELPING KIDS!Copy !req
148. YAY!Copy !req
149. Uncle Grandpa: BUT I'M NOTCopy !req
150. WEARING THAT RIDICULOUS OUTFIT.Copy !req
151. I HAVE SOMETHING MUCH BETTER INCopy !req
152. MIND.Copy !req
153. Mr. I CAN'T BELIEVE WECopy !req
154. HAVE TO WEAR THESE DUMBCopy !req
155. COSTUMES.Copy !req
156. Uncle Grandpa: WELL, WHAT DOCopy !req
157. YOU GUYS THINK?Copy !req
158. EVERYTHING IS 100% PRACTICAL FORCopy !req
159. EFFICIENT PRESENT-DELIVERING PURPOSES.Copy !req
160. Mr. ARE THOSE COTTONCopy !req
161. BALLS GLUED TO YOUR FACE?Copy !req
162. Uncle Grandpa: YEAH, ANDCopy !req
163. THESE EXTRA-LONG FINGERNAILSCopy !req
164. HELP WITH GRIPPING PRESENTS.Copy !req
165. THEY ALSO COME EQUIPPED WITHCopy !req
166. NIGHT VISION.Copy !req
167. KIDS ARE GONNA LOVE THE NEWCopy !req
168. LOOK.Copy !req
169. Mr. UH... MAYBE WE SHOULDCopy !req
170. KEEP THINGS TRADITIONAL,Copy !req
171. UNCLE GRANDPA.Copy !req
172. Uncle Grandpa: NAH, I THINKCopy !req
173. I'M STICKING WITH THIS.Copy !req
174. THANKS.Copy !req
175. Pizza Steve:Copy !req
176. WHEW!Copy !req
177. OKAY, BELLY BAG IS READY TO GO.Copy !req
178. Belly Bag: ICopy !req
179. DON'T FEEL SO GOOD.Copy !req
180. Uncle Grandpa: JUST TOSS THATCopy !req
181. FAT SACK IN THE BACK.Copy !req
182. YOU READY, GIRL?Copy !req
183. MAKE SURE YOU LISTEN TO SANTACopy !req
184. FOR INSTRUCTIONS THROUGH YOURCopy !req
185. WRIST COMMUNICATOR,Copy !req
186. UNCLE GRANDPA.Copy !req
187. Uncle Grandpa: LISTEN FOR THECopy !req
188. THING IN THE THING. GOT IT.Copy !req
189. AND TRY NOT TO MESS THIS UPCopy !req
190. LIKE YOU DO EVERYTHING ELSE.Copy !req
191. Uncle Grandpa: I THINK YOU'LLCopy !req
192. BE SURPRISED AS TO HOW GOOD I AM.Copy !req
193. OKAY, GIANT REALISTIC FLYING TIGER,Copy !req
194. CHRISTMAS HO!Copy !req
195. AAH!Copy !req
196. Uncle Grandpa: OKAY, WHAT'SCopy !req
197. THE FIRST STOP?Copy !req
198. YOUR FIRST STOP IS THECopy !req
199. JOHNSONS' HOUSE.Copy !req
200. THEY HAVE TWO GIRLS AND ONECopy !req
201. BO-OUCH!Copy !req
202. Uncle Grandpa: WHAT IN HOTCopy !req
203. DOG'S NAME IS A "BO-OUCH"?Copy !req
204. Mr. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
205. BUT THERE'S THE HOUSE.Copy !req
206. REMEMBER TO GO THROUGH THECopy !req
207. CHIMNEY GENTLY AND QUIETLY.Copy !req
208. Uncle Grandpa: THIS ISN'T MYCopy !req
209. FIRST TIME ENTERING A HOUSE, YOUCopy !req
210. KNOW?Copy !req
211. ALSO, I STILL HATE YOU.Copy !req
212. YOU HEARD HIM, TIGER — GENTLYCopy !req
213. AND QUIETLY. GO!Copy !req
214. AAH!Copy !req
215. WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON INCopy !req
216. HERE?Copy !req
217. Uncle Grandpa: MERRY MORNING.Copy !req
218. GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!Copy !req
219. Uncle Grandpa: OKAY, THATCopy !req
220. WASN'T SO BAD.Copy !req
221. WHAT'S NEXT?Copy !req
222. LITTLE TIMMY DOWN THE STREET.Copy !req
223. HIS TOYS ARE CLEARLY LABELED INCopy !req
224. THE BAG.Copy !req
225. AND IF YOU MESS THIS ONE UP, ICopy !req
226. SWEAR I WILL RIP OFF YOURCopy !req
227. MUSTACHE AND EAT IT!Copy !req
228. Mr. FOUND IT.Copy !req
229. Uncle Grandpa:Copy !req
230. THERE'S THE HOUSE!Copy !req
231. CAREFUL NOW.Copy !req
232. IT'S VERY DARK IN HERE.Copy !req
233. Mr. YEAH, I CAN SEECopy !req
234. THAT.Copy !req
235. Pizza Steve: OH, YEAH, SON.Copy !req
236. NOW, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKINGCopy !req
237. ABOUT.Copy !req
238. GLUTEN-FREE VEGAN RAISINCopy !req
239. COOKIES?Copy !req
240. NO THANKS.Copy !req
241. FAT-FREE ALMOND MILK?Copy !req
242. GIVE ME A BREAK, KID.Copy !req
243. Uncle Grandpa: MR. GUS,Copy !req
244. THERE'S NO ROOM DOWN HERE.Copy !req
245. THIS CHRISTMAS TREE ALREADY GAVECopy !req
246. BIRTH TO A BUNCH OF PRESENTS.Copy !req
247. HMM. I HAVE AN IDEA.Copy !req
248. THERE WE GO!Copy !req
249. AND AS FOR YOU...Copy !req
250. BOOFA, BABY!Copy !req
251. CAREFUL, NOW.Copy !req
252. IT'S VERY DARK IN HERE.Copy !req
253. UH, SANTA? IS THAT YOU?Copy !req
254. Uncle Grandpa: OH, HI, TIMMY.Copy !req
255. UGH!Copy !req
256. GIVE ME A HUG.Copy !req
257. GIVE ME A HUG.Copy !req
258. Uncle Grandpa: UM, UH...Copy !req
259. AAAAAAAAAHH!Copy !req
260. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD JOBCopy !req
261. BLOWING THAT ONE, SANTA.Copy !req
262. YOU HAVE SOME NERVE BLAMINGCopy !req
263. ME FOR ALL THAT, ESPECIALLYCopy !req
264. SINCE YOU DON'T LISTEN TO ME.Copy !req
265. Uncle Grandpa: DON'T LISTENCopy !req
266. TO YOU?Copy !req
267. THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!Copy !req
268. I GUESS I'LL GO WITH MYCopy !req
269. INSTINCTS ON THIS NEXT ONE.Copy !req
270. HMM.Copy !req
271. THAT HOUSE LOOKS APPROPRIATE —Copy !req
272. 1450 NORTH CHERRY LANE.Copy !req
273. WHAT? NO!Copy !req
274. UNCLE GRANDPA, THAT HOUSE ISCopy !req
275. COMPLETELY OFF-LIMITS!Copy !req
276. Uncle Grandpa: I SAID I'M NOTCopy !req
277. LISTENING TO YOU ANYMORE!Copy !req
278. I THINK I'M GONNA HANDLE THISCopy !req
279. ONE ALONE, YOU GUYS.Copy !req
280. SO DON'T COME IN AFTER ME.Copy !req
281. NO MATTER HOW LONG I TAKE, JUSTCopy !req
282. ASSUME EVERYTHING IS A-OKAY.Copy !req
283. WHEE!Copy !req
284. SO, HOW DOES IT FEEL ALWAYSCopy !req
285. BEING WRONG?Copy !req
286. HUH? WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
287. Uncle Grandpa:Copy !req
288. HEY! WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME?Copy !req
289. I TRIED TO WARN YOU.Copy !req
290. THIS HOUSE IS OFF-LIMITS.Copy !req
291. LITTLE SALLY SMITH HAS BEENCopy !req
292. NAUGHTY FOR YEARS!Copy !req
293. FINALLY MY COLLECTION ISCopy !req
294. COMPLETE.Copy !req
295. Uncle Grandpa: COLLECTION?Copy !req
296. THE EASTER BUNNY?Copy !req
297. ST. PATRICK'S DAY LEPRECHAUN?Copy !req
298. THANKSGIVING DAY TURKEY?Copy !req
299. THE VETERAN'S DAY VELOCIRAPTOR?Copy !req
300. Uncle Grandpa: B-BUT I'M NOT —Copy !req
301. YOU'RE NOT SANTA!Copy !req
302. I WAS EXPECTING SANTA!Copy !req
303. OH, WELL.Copy !req
304. I'LL STILL CUT YOU ACopy !req
305. PIECE OF PIE.Copy !req
306. BE RIGHT BACK!Copy !req
307. Uncle Grandpa: UH, GUYS?Copy !req
308. I ACTUALLY DO NEED YOUR HELP.Copy !req
309. HELP! HELP!Copy !req
310. HELP!Copy !req
311. Pizza Steve: ANOTHER ONE.Copy !req
312. ANOTHER NUTCRACKER.Copy !req
313. THESE ARE THE WORST TOYS EVER.Copy !req
314. Mr.Copy !req
315. WAKE ME UP WHEN YOU FIND ARGYLECopy !req
316. SOCKS.Copy !req
317. Uncle Grandpa: THANKS A LOT,Copy !req
318. BROTHER!Copy !req
319. YOU GOT ME INTO THE WORST MESSCopy !req
320. POSSIBLE, ALL BECAUSE OF YOURCopy !req
321. DUMB-DUMB CHRISTMAS HOLIDAY!Copy !req
322. CALM DOWN!Copy !req
323. I KNOW THE LAYOUT OF HER HOUSE.Copy !req
324. I CAN GET YOU OUT OF THERE, BUTCopy !req
325. YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW MYCopy !req
326. INSTRUCTIONS.Copy !req
327. Uncle Grandpa: WHAT'S THE POINT?Copy !req
328. YOU'LL PROBABLY MAKE ME MESS ITCopy !req
329. UP LIKE YOU DID OUR RAPCopy !req
330. COMPETITION.Copy !req
331. THAT'S IT!Copy !req
332. ELFIE, DROP A BEAT AND MAKE ITCopy !req
333. EXTRA RAPPY COOL.Copy !req
334. AYE, AYE.Copy !req
335. UNCLE GRANDPA, LISTEN TO ME.Copy !req
336. Uncle Grandpa: ♪ OH, COOL,Copy !req
337. Uncle Grandpa: ♪ SO MANYCopy !req
338. Uncle Grandpa: ♪ I THINKCopy !req
339. Uncle Grandpa: ♪ WOULD YOUCopy !req
340. LOOK AT THAT?Copy !req
341. WE'RE RIGHT BELOW THECopy !req
342. DANCE BREAK!Copy !req
343. WHOA!Copy !req
344. YOU'RE EVEN BETTER THAN MR. GUS.Copy !req
345. NO MORE DANCING WITH THECopy !req
346. YOU NEED TO MOVE A LITTLECopy !req
347. Uncle Grandpa: ♪ I'M ALMOSTCopy !req
348. HEY! I GOT YOU A SLICE!Copy !req
349. Uncle Grandpa: I GIVE UP!Copy !req
350. PLEASE!Copy !req
351. ALL I ASK IS THAT YOU STILL GIVECopy !req
352. ME THAT PIE.Copy !req
353. WAIT A SECOND.Copy !req
354. YOU'RE UNCLE GRANDPA!Copy !req
355. I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU WITH THATCopy !req
356. COSTUME ON.Copy !req
357. SORRY IF I SCARED YOU EARLIER.Copy !req
358. HOW DID YOU ESCAPE?Copy !req
359. Uncle Grandpa: OOH!Copy !req
360. GIMME!Copy !req
361. BY USING THE INFLUENTIAL POWERCopy !req
362. OF HIP-HOP.Copy !req
363. MM-MMM.Copy !req
364. ALSO BY LEARNING THAT IN ORDERCopy !req
365. TO MOVE FORWARD AS A PERSON, YOUCopy !req
366. HAVE TO LET GO OF THE PAST.Copy !req
367. OH, I GET IT.Copy !req
368. SO YOU'RE SAYING I SHOULD LET GOCopy !req
369. OF ALL MY FAVORITE HOLIDAYCopy !req
370. MASCOTS TO BECOME A HEALTHY,Copy !req
371. WELL-ROUNDED INDIVIDUAL?Copy !req
372. Uncle Grandpa: UH.Copy !req
373. WELL, I WASN'T REALLY TRYING TOCopy !req
374. RELATE TO YOUR SITUATION.Copy !req
375. I WAS MOSTLY FOCUSING ON MYSELF.Copy !req
376. YES! YES!Copy !req
377. THAT'S WHAT HE'S SAYING!Copy !req
378. YEAH, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT,Copy !req
379. UNCLE GRANDPA.Copy !req
380. Uncle Grandpa: ASIDE FROMCopy !req
381. THAT LOUSY PIE, YOU'RE NOT SOCopy !req
382. BAD, LITTLE SALLY.Copy !req
383. SEE YOU LATER!Copy !req
384. BYE!Copy !req
385. LATER!Copy !req
386. GOODBYE, VETERAN'S DAYCopy !req
387. VELOCIRAPTOR.Copy !req
388. AND THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE.Copy !req
389. AMERICA!Copy !req
390. Uncle Grandpa: WELL, LOOKSCopy !req
391. LIKE I SAVED CHRISTMAS AFTERCopy !req
392. ALL.Copy !req
393. HARDLY!Copy !req
394. IT TOOK YOU FOREVER TO DELIVERCopy !req
395. THE REST OF THOSE PRESENTS.Copy !req
396. IT'S ALREADY SPRING.Copy !req
397. Uncle Grandpa: OH, RIGHT.Copy !req
398. GUESS I SHOULD LISTEN TO MYCopy !req
399. BROTHER MORE OFTEN.Copy !req
400. EH, SORRY FOR LOSING MYCopy !req
401. TEMPER ALL THE TIME.Copy !req
402. WE DO MAKE A PRETTY GOOD TEAM.Copy !req
403. Uncle Grandpa: WE SURE DO.Copy !req
404. WHICH MEANS WE FINALLY CAN BURYCopy !req
405. THE HATCHET.Copy !req
406. WHY?Copy !req
407. WHY?Copy !req
408. THANK YOU, UNCLE GRANDPA.Copy !req
409. Uncle Grandpa:Copy !req
410. SEE YOU AROUND, HUH?Copy !req
411. Uncle Grandpa: WHERE ARE YOUCopy !req
412. GOING, SNOW BUDDY?Copy !req
413. SNOW BUDDY?Copy !req
414. Pizza Steve: SO BY THE TIME ICopy !req
415. SLAYED THE DRAGON AND FINISHEDCopy !req
416. SAVING THE REST OF THE ORPHANS,Copy !req
417. I HAD BUILT UP QUITE THECopy !req
418. APPETITE.Copy !req
419. SO I DID WHAT ANY AMAZING PERSONCopy !req
420. WOULD DO, AND I COOKED ACopy !req
421. DELICIOUS SEVEN-COURSECopy !req
422. CHRISTMAS EVE DINNER FOR ME ANDCopy !req
423. ALL 500 ORPHANS.Copy !req
424. IT WAS UNBELIEVABLE.Copy !req
425. Mr. YEAH, THAT SOUNDSCopy !req
426. UNBELIEVABLE.Copy !req
427. 'CAUSE I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.Copy !req
428. Pizza Steve: HEY, IF UNCLE GCopy !req
429. HADN'T INSISTED ON COOKINGCopy !req
430. CHRISTMAS EVE DINNER FOR USCopy !req
431. TONIGHT, PIZZA STEVE COULD HAVECopy !req
432. SHOWED YOU HIS HOLIDAYCopy !req
433. MEAL-MAKING SKILLS.Copy !req
434. OH, WELL.Copy !req
435. NEXT YEAR, I GUESS.Copy !req
436. Mr. YEAH, SPEAKING OFCopy !req
437. DINNER, YOU ALMOST READY WITHCopy !req
438. THAT FOOD, UNCLE GRANDPA?Copy !req
439. WE'RE STARVING OVER HERE.Copy !req
440. Uncle Grandpa: JUST APPLYINGCopy !req
441. THE LAST FINISHING TOUCHES.Copy !req
442. DONE!Copy !req
443. Mr. ALL RIGHT!Copy !req
444. Pizza Steve:Copy !req
445. ABOUT TIME!Copy !req
446. Uncle Grandpa: HOPE YOU'RECopy !req
447. ALL HUNGRY.Copy !req
448. Mr. WOW!Copy !req
449. YOU OUTDID YOURSELF,Copy !req
450. UNCLE GRANDPA.Copy !req
451. Pizza Steve: YEAH!Copy !req
452. I CAN'T WAIT TO EAT THIS.Copy !req
453. Uncle Grandpa: WAIT!Copy !req
454. I SHOULD TAKE A PICTURE OF THISCopy !req
455. GORGEOUS FEAST SO I'LL ALWAYSCopy !req
456. REMEMBER IT.Copy !req
457. CAN I HAVE MY CAMERA, BELLY BAG?Copy !req
458. Belly Bag: OKAY, BUT TRY TOCopy !req
459. MAKE IT QUICK.Copy !req
460. WE'RE ALL PRETTY HUNGRY HERE.Copy !req
461. Uncle Grandpa: NO PROBLEM.Copy !req
462. SAY "CHEESE!"Copy !req
463. WHOOPS.Copy !req
464. FORGOT TO TAKE THE LENS CAP OFF.Copy !req
465. Mr. OH, COME ON,Copy !req
466. UNCLE GRANDPA.Copy !req
467. LET'S JUST USE OUR MINDS TOCopy !req
468. REMEMBER THIS MEAL.Copy !req
469. THE FOOD'S GETTING COLD.Copy !req
470. Uncle Grandpa: DON'T WORRY.Copy !req
471. I JUST GOT TO GET THE RIGHTCopy !req
472. ANGLE.Copy !req
473. ALMOST GOT IT.Copy !req
474. Pizza Steve: NO!Copy !req
475. DON'T STEP ON THE CREAM CHEESE!Copy !req
476. Uncle Grandpa: THAT'S BUTTER,Copy !req
477. NOT CREAM CHEESE.Copy !req
478. WHOA!Copy !req
479. I THINK THEY LIKED IT.Copy !req
480. Mr. I HOPE THAT PICTURECopy !req
481. WAS WORTH IT, 'CAUSE YOU JUSTCopy !req
482. RUINED CHRISTMAS EVE DINNER ANDCopy !req
483. MY MOOD.Copy !req
484. Pizza Steve: AT LEAST THOSECopy !req
485. STRAY DOGS GOT A NICE HOLIDAYCopy !req
486. MEAL OUT OF THIS.Copy !req
487. UNBELIEVABLE.Copy !req
488. Uncle Grandpa: ARE YOU MAD ATCopy !req
489. ME, TOO, BELLY BAG?Copy !req
490. Belly Bag: UGH.Copy !req
491. MORE DISAPPOINTED THAN UPSET.Copy !req
492. Uncle Grandpa: AW, MAN.Copy !req
493. I RUINED EVERYTHING AND ICopy !req
494. DISAPPOINTED MY FRIENDS.Copy !req
495. I'M THE WORST.Copy !req
496. MAYBE IT WILL BE BETTER IF ICopy !req
497. JUST DISAPPEAR.Copy !req
498. UH-OH.Copy !req
499. YOU GUYS HEAR THAT?Copy !req
500. YEAH, SOUNDS LIKECopy !req
501. UNCLE GRANDPA IS PRETTYCopy !req
502. DISCOURAGED DOWN THERE.Copy !req
503. LAWRENCE, YOU WANT TO HANDLE THIS ONE?Copy !req
504. SURE.Copy !req
505. I LIKE HIS SHOW.Copy !req
506. WHY NOT?Copy !req
507. YOU'D BETTER HURRY.Copy !req
508. HE'S MAKING HIS WAY TOWARD THECopy !req
509. TOWN BRIDGE.Copy !req
510. Uncle Grandpa:Copy !req
511. GUESS THE ONLY THING I CAN DO TOCopy !req
512. NOT LET ANY OF MY FRIENDS DOWNCopy !req
513. AGAIN IS TO BLAST MYSELF INTOCopy !req
514. FAR AWAY OUTER SPACE USING THISCopy !req
515. CONVENIENTLY PLACED JET PACKCopy !req
516. SOMEONE LEFT ON THE BRIDGE.Copy !req
517. OH, MY.Copy !req
518. WHAT DO YOU PLAN ON DOING WITHCopy !req
519. THAT JET PACK?Copy !req
520. Uncle Grandpa: GONNA LAUNCHCopy !req
521. MYSELF INTO SPACE AND FLOATCopy !req
522. AIMLESSLY FOREVER SO I WON'TCopy !req
523. DISAPPOINT MY FRIENDS ANYMORE.Copy !req
524. OH, DEAR.Copy !req
525. WELL, THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE ACopy !req
526. PLEASANT IDEA.Copy !req
527. MAYBE YOU SHOULD COME WITH MECopy !req
528. INSTEAD.Copy !req
529. Uncle Grandpa: WHO ARE YOU?Copy !req
530. I'M LAWRENCE, YOUR GUARDIANCopy !req
531. LOBSTER.Copy !req
532. Uncle Grandpa: HOW COME I GOTCopy !req
533. PAIRED WITH A LOBSTER?Copy !req
534. JUST A RANDOM COMPATIBILITYCopy !req
535. THING.Copy !req
536. NO WORRIES.Copy !req
537. Uncle Grandpa: OH.Copy !req
538. COME WITH ME.Copy !req
539. I NEED TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING.Copy !req
540. Uncle Grandpa: THAT'S ACopy !req
541. LITTLE WEIRD, BUT OKAY.Copy !req
542. Uncle Grandpa: HEY, WHAT'S MYCopy !req
543. PAL FRANKENSTEIN DOING WITH THATCopy !req
544. ANGRY MOB?Copy !req
545. AND WHY IS HE SO SAD LOOKING?Copy !req
546. I'M SHOWING YOUCopy !req
547. FRANKENSTEIN'S LIFE IF YOUCopy !req
548. DIDN'T EXIST.Copy !req
549. YOU WERE THE ONLY PERSON WHOCopy !req
550. UNDERSTOOD HIM.Copy !req
551. Uncle Grandpa: BUT I DOCopy !req
552. EXIST.Copy !req
553. WELL, YEAH, TECHNICALLY YOUCopy !req
554. DO, BUT I'M SHOWING YOU ACopy !req
555. HYPOTHETICAL WORLD OF LIFECopy !req
556. WITHOUT UNCLE GRANDPA.Copy !req
557. Uncle Grandpa: HYPO-THERMACopy !req
558. COOL?Copy !req
559. UH... YEAH. COME ON.Copy !req
560. LET'S KEEP GOING.Copy !req
561. Uncle Grandpa: HANG IN THERE,Copy !req
562. BUDDY!Copy !req
563. Uncle Grandpa: HEY!Copy !req
564. I RECOGNIZE THAT RAINBOW.Copy !req
565. THAT'S GIANT REALISTIC FLYINGCopy !req
566. TIGER.Copy !req
567. HEY, GET THAT TIGER OUT OFCopy !req
568. HERE!Copy !req
569. WE NEED A DEFENSE, NOT A MASCOT.Copy !req
570. NOW THA A HIT!Copy !req
571. Uncle Grandpa: WHY DOESN'TCopy !req
572. TIGER JUST QUIT THIS JOB AND GOCopy !req
573. HANG OUT BACK AT THE R. V.?Copy !req
574. BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T EXIST,Copy !req
575. THERE IS NO R. V.Copy !req
576. Uncle Grandpa: BUT I DO EXIST.Copy !req
577. HYPOTHETICAL, REMEMBER?Copy !req
578. Uncle Grandpa: OH, YEAH.Copy !req
579. NOW FINISH UP YOUR HOT DOG.Copy !req
580. THERE'S MORE.Copy !req
581. Uncle Grandpa: OKAY.Copy !req
582. TIME TO, LIKE, PICK OUT ANCopy !req
583. ACCESSORY FOR THIS HOLIDAY PARTY.Copy !req
584. HMM...Copy !req
585. Belly Bag: OOH!Copy !req
586. HOW ABOUT ME TODAY?Copy !req
587. I WANT TO GO OUT!Copy !req
588. I MATCH WITH ANYTHING RED, I'MCopy !req
589. VERY HANDY, I'M —Copy !req
590. OOH!Copy !req
591. THIS WRIST BANDS ARE CUTE!Copy !req
592. LIKE, ALL RIGHT!Copy !req
593. Belly Bag: NO, WAIT! PLEASE!Copy !req
594. Uncle Grandpa: BELLY BAG?Copy !req
595. Belly Bag: WH-WH-WHO SAID THAT?Copy !req
596. WHO KNOWS ME?Copy !req
597. Uncle Grandpa: IT'S ME!Copy !req
598. YOUR BEST PAL AND RIGHTFULCopy !req
599. OWNER, UNCLE GRANDPA.Copy !req
600. I CAN'T STAND TO SEE YOUCopy !req
601. NEGLECTED LIKE THIS.Copy !req
602. Belly Bag: UH, I DON'T KNOWCopy !req
603. ANY UNCLE GRANDPAS, BUT I'D BECopy !req
604. HAPPY TO COME AND ACCESSORIZECopy !req
605. YOUR OUTFIT...Copy !req
606. OR CARRY ANY OF YOUR BELONGINGS.Copy !req
607. JUST GET ME OUT OF THIS DRAWER!Copy !req
608. Uncle Grandpa: CAN I PLEASECopy !req
609. BRING HIM WITH ME?Copy !req
610. SORRY, IT DOESN'T WORK LIKECopy !req
611. THAT.Copy !req
612. LIKE, WHAT ARE YOU STRANGERSCopy !req
613. DOING IN MY ROOM?Copy !req
614. Uncle Grandpa: GOT TO GO.Copy !req
615. SORRY, BELLY BAG.Copy !req
616. STAY POSITIVE.Copy !req
617. Belly Bag: NO!Copy !req
618. DON'T GO! DON'T GO! WAIT!Copy !req
619. Uncle Grandpa: DINNER WAS ACopy !req
620. GOOD IDEA, LAWRENCE.Copy !req
621. I THINK I'M GONNA HAVE THECopy !req
622. LOBSTER.Copy !req
623. NO OFFENSE.Copy !req
624. I DIDN'T TAKE US HERE TO EAT.Copy !req
625. Uncle Grandpa: PIZZA STEVE?Copy !req
626. Pizza Steve: AHOY, MATEYS.Copy !req
627. WHAT BE YAR ORDER TODAY?Copy !req
628. HEY, PIZZACopy !req
629. WHATEVER-YOUR-NAME-IS.Copy !req
630. HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TOCopy !req
631. REMIND YOU TO WEAR THE EYE PATCHCopy !req
632. WHILE SERVING CUSTOMERS?Copy !req
633. Pizza Steve: SORRY, SIR.Copy !req
634. Uncle Grandpa: HEY, YOU BECopy !req
635. NICE TO PIZZA STEVE.Copy !req
636. HE'S THE COOLEST GUY IN THE UNIVERSE.Copy !req
637. HA!Copy !req
638. IF HE'S SO COOL, WHERE ARE HISCopy !req
639. SUNGLASSES?Copy !req
640. COOLEST GUY IN THE UNIVERSE...Copy !req
641. Uncle Grandpa:Copy !req
642. PIZZA STEVE'S NOT COOL?Copy !req
643. YOUR PIZZA STEVE'S BIGGESTCopy !req
644. FAN.Copy !req
645. IF YOU DIDN'T EXIST, PIZZA STEVECopy !req
646. WOULD HAVE NOBODY TO BE COOL FOR.Copy !req
647. SO HE WORKS HERE INSTEAD OFCopy !req
648. HAVING A COOL LIFESTYLE.Copy !req
649. Pizza Steve: SO, CAN I STARTCopy !req
650. YE OFF WITH AN APPETIZ-ARR?Copy !req
651. Uncle Grandpa: NO!Copy !req
652. I CAN'T BEAR TO SEE YOU LIKECopy !req
653. THIS, PIZZA STEVE!Copy !req
654. Pizza Steve: HOW DID THAT GUYCopy !req
655. EVEN KNOW MY NAME?Copy !req
656. Uncle Grandpa: I DON'T KNOWCopy !req
657. ABOUT ALL THISCopy !req
658. HIPPO-THEORY-SCHOOL STUFF,Copy !req
659. LAWRENCE.Copy !req
660. IT'S STARTING TO BRING ME DOWN.Copy !req
661. SOMETIMES, THE TRUTH CAN BECopy !req
662. DIFFICULT.Copy !req
663. IF YOU DIDN'T EXIST, THINK OFCopy !req
664. HOW DIFFICULT IT WOULD BE FORCopy !req
665. YOUR FRIEND MR. GUS.Copy !req
666. Uncle Grandpa:Copy !req
667. OH, NO!Copy !req
668. MR. GUS IS DEAD!Copy !req
669. OH, NO, NO!Copy !req
670. NO, NO!Copy !req
671. Mr. I'M NOT DEAD.Copy !req
672. Uncle Grandpa: MR. GUS?Copy !req
673. YOU'RE NOT DEAD?Copy !req
674. Mr. NO.Copy !req
675. BUT ALL MY RELATIVES ARE.Copy !req
676. ME, I'M JUST DEAD ON THE INSIDE.Copy !req
677. Uncle Grandpa: BUT YOU'RE THECopy !req
678. BEST, STRONGEST DINOSAUR BUDDY I'VE GOT.Copy !req
679. Mr. YOU MUST BE IN SOMECopy !req
680. HYPOTHETICAL REALITY, 'CAUSE ICopy !req
681. DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS.Copy !req
682. NOW I'M GONNA GO BACK TO MOPPINGCopy !req
683. THIS SAME SPOT OVER AND OVER.Copy !req
684. MAN, YOU MEET THE STRANGESTCopy !req
685. PEOPLE HERE AFTER HOURS, BOY.Copy !req
686. Uncle Grandpa: POOR MR. GUS.Copy !req
687. THIS IS TERRIBLE.Copy !req
688. WHY ARE YOU SHOWING ME THIS,Copy !req
689. LAWRENCE?Copy !req
690. WHY?Copy !req
691. BECAUSE AS YOUR GUARDIANCopy !req
692. LOBSTER, I NEED TO HELP YOU SEECopy !req
693. HOW MUCH YOUR FRIENDS NEEDCopy !req
694. UNCLE GRANDPA.Copy !req
695. BUT IT'S UP TO YOU WHETHER ORCopy !req
696. NOT YOU WANT TO LAUNCH YOURSELFCopy !req
697. INTO SPACE TO FLOAT AIMLESSLYCopy !req
698. FOREVER OR... STAY WITH YOURCopy !req
699. FRIENDS.Copy !req
700. Uncle Grandpa: I DEFINITELYCopy !req
701. KNOW WHAT I MUST CHOOSE.Copy !req
702. Uncle Grandpa: I CHOOSE MYCopy !req
703. FRIENDS!Copy !req
704. I'M SORRY I LEFT WITHOUT MAKINGCopy !req
705. THINGS BETTER.Copy !req
706. I'M SORRY I ALMOST LAUNCHEDCopy !req
707. MYSELF INTO SPACE TO FLOAT AWAYCopy !req
708. FOREVER.Copy !req
709. AND I'M SORRY I RUINED DINNERCopy !req
710. AND SAW HOW UNFORTUNATE YOURCopy !req
711. LIVES WOULD BE WITHOUT ME.Copy !req
712. Pizza Steve: OH, SO THAT'SCopy !req
713. WHERE YOU WERE.Copy !req
714. Belly Bag: WHY DIDN'T YOUCopy !req
715. JUST COME BACK INSIDE?Copy !req
716. WE'RE YOUR FRIENDS,Copy !req
717. UNCLE GRANDPA.Copy !req
718. WE WOULD HAVE FORGIVEN YOU FORCopy !req
719. MESSING UP DINNER.Copy !req
720. Uncle Grandpa: I JUST NEEDEDCopy !req
721. A MYSTERIOUS GUARDIAN LOBSTER TOCopy !req
722. REMIND ME THAT NO MAN WITHCopy !req
723. FRIENDS IS A FAILURE.Copy !req
724. Pizza Steve: OH, DON'T BE SOCopy !req
725. HARD ON YOURSELF NEXT TIME,Copy !req
726. UNCLE G.Copy !req
727. Mr. YEAH, IT'S ALL GOOD.Copy !req
728. WE JUST ORDERED TAKEOUT FROM THECopy !req
729. CHICKEN WING JOINT DOWN THECopy !req
730. STREET INSTEAD.Copy !req
731. Uncle Grandpa: AWW, YOU GUYSCopy !req
732. ARE THE BEST!Copy !req
733. Pizza Steve: CHICKEN WINGSCopy !req
734. ARE HERE!Copy !req
735. WHOO!Copy !req
736. Belly Bag: EVERYBODY KNOWSCopy !req
737. EVERY TIME THAT BELL RINGS,Copy !req
738. PIZZA STEVE GETS HIS WINGS.Copy !req
739. Uncle Grandpa: I DON'T GET IT.Copy !req
740. MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYBODY!Copy !req