Uncle Grandpa 1x40

Directed by

Grey DeLisle as Additional Voices (voice) • Tom Kenny as Additional Voices (voice)

A trip to the mall turns into a national disaster when Uncle Grandpa and Pizza Steve become stranded on a broken escalator.

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1. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!

2. GOOD MORNING.

3. GOOD MORNING.

4. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.

5. GOOD MORNING!

6. Mr.

7. Uncle Grandpa: HEY, MR. GUS,

8. REMEMBER WHEN I SAID I WAS GONNA

9. SHOP TILL I DROP?

10. Mr. YEAH.

11. Uncle Grandpa: I DROP.

12. Pizza Steve: YO, THAT

13. SHOPPING SPREE WAS RIGHT!

14. Uncle Grandpa: YEP!

15. WE'RE ALL STOCKED UP.

16. Mr. FINALLY.

17. Pizza Steve: OKAY, GENTS.

18. LET'S HAUL OUT OF THIS MALL.

19. Uncle Grandpa: SOUNDS LIKE A

20. PLAN, PIZZA MAN.

21. Pizza Steve: AW, YEAH!

22. Mr. HANG ON, NOW.

23. WE'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE UNTIL I

24. VISIT MY FAVORITE STORE —

25. THE WHITE MUSCLE TEE HUT.

26. Pizza Steve: PSH! LAME-O!

27. Mr. OH, COME ON, GUYS.

28. I'VE BEEN WAITING TO GO TO MY

29. STORE FOR HOURS.

30. Uncle Grandpa: OKAY, MR. GUS.

31. WE'LL MEET YOU DOWNSTAIRS AT THE

32. FOUNTAIN IN 10 MINUTES.

33. Mr. HOT DOG!

34. THANKS, UNCLE G!

35. WHITE MUSCLE TEE SHIRT.

36. WHITE MUSCLE TEE SHIRT.

37. Uncle Grandpa: THAT DINOSAUR

38. LOVES HIS WHITE MUSCLE TEE's.

39. Pizza Steve: TOO BAD HE

40. DOESN'T LOVE MAKING SMART

41. DECISIONS.

42. THAT GENIUS TOOK THE STAIRS WHEN

43. HE COULD HAVE TAKEN THIS

44. PERFECTLY CONVENIENT ESCALATOR

45. HERE.

46. Uncle Grandpa:

47. WHAT A SILLY DINOSAUR PERSON!

48. Pizza Steve: THIS IS

49. PRICELESS!

50. JUST LOOK AT HIM, NEEDLESSLY

51. USING HIS LEGS WHEN HE COULD BE

52. GLIDING DOWN THE ESCALATOR.

53. I MEAN, LEAVE IT TO THE GUY

54. WHO'S OLD AS A FOSSIL TO NOT

55. REALIZE THAT THERE'S NEWER FORMS

56. OF TRANSPORT.

57. Mr. NO.

58. Uncle Grandpa: SHALL WE?

59. Pizza Steve: UNCLE G, LET'S

60. ESCALATE!

61. Uncle Grandpa: THIS IS

62. LIVING.

63. Pizza Steve: YEAH!

64. SURE BEATS USING YOUR LEGS.

65. Uncle Grandpa: YOU CAN SAY

66. THAT AGAIN, LITTLE SLICE.

67. HUH?

68. WE STOPPED ESCALATORING!

69. Pizza Steve: THIS AIN'T

70. SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN, BRO.

71. Uncle Grandpa: DON'T WORRY.

72. JUST GIVE IT A COUPLE OF

73. SECONDS.

74. OR MINUTES.

75. OH, WAIT! HOLD UP, HONEY!

76. THIS ESCALATOR IS NOT MOVING.

77. OH, MY GOODNESS!

78. THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE!

79. WAIT, HONEY. LOOK!

80. THERE ARE PEOPLE ON THAT

81. ESCALATOR!

82. OH, DEAR!

83. HOW ARE THEY EVER GOING TO GET

84. DOWN?

85. I DON'T KNOW, HONEY!

86. THIS ESCALATOR IS

87. BROKEN!

88. Uncle Grandpa: HUH?

89. DID YOU HEAR THAT, PIZZA STEVE?

90. THE ESCALATOR IS BROKEN!

91. Pizza Steve: SAY WHAT?

92. Uncle Grandpa: I SAID THE

93. ESCALATOR IS BROKEN!

94. Mr. HMM.

95. HMM.

96. AH, YES.

97. PALE SNOWFLAKE — GOOD CHOICE.

98. BUT HAVE YOU SEEN OUR LATEST?

99. I GIVE YOU NEUTRAL CREAM.

100. Mr. AW, YEAH!

101. I REALLY LIKE THE FLAT IVORY,

102. THOUGH.

103. LET ME GET YOU A FITTING

104. ROOM.

105. Uncle Grandpa: WHAT ARE WE

106. GONNA DO, PIZZA STEVE?

107. WE COULD BE STUCK HERE FOR

108. HOURS!

109. Pizza Steve: NO WAY!

110. WE GOT TO TAKE ACTION, UNCLE G!

111. BUT HOW?

112. HOW DO WE GET OFF AN ESCALATOR

113. THAT'S NOT MOVING?

114. THERE! UNCLE G, LOOK!

115. EMERGENCY RESCUE GRAPPLING HOOK

116. STORE!

117. THAT PLACE HAS JUST WHAT WE NEED

118. TO ESCAPE!

119. Uncle Grandpa: MAYBE TO GET

120. DOWN THERE, WE GOT TO USE WHAT'S

121. IN HERE.

122. Pizza Steve: NOW YOU'RE

123. THINKING, UNCLE G!

124. WHAT YOU GOT?

125. Uncle Grandpa: HMM.

126. LET ME SEE.

127. I GOT GIANT SUNGLASSES, A

128. FEATHER BOA, A CAT PUZZLE, A

129. MECHANICAL GRABBER CLAW

130. AND A CONCRETE HAND FROM THE

131. HAND STORE.

132. YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN THIS WILL

133. COME IN HANDY.

134. Pizza Steve: I HAVE A "XARNA"

135. DVD, A DIAMOND-STUDDED GRILLE,

136. FRESH NEW KICKS, AND —

137. CHECK IT — A REMOTE-CONTROL

138. HELICOPTER.

139. DUDE!

140. WE COULD USE THIS TO GET INTO

141. THE STORE!

142. Uncle Grandpa: YOU'RE A

143. BRAINIAC MANIAC, PIZZA STEVE.

144. NOW WE JUST PATCH IN THE

145. MECHANICAL GRABBER CLAW LIKE

146. SO...

147. AND WE'RE READY TO GO.

148. Pizza Steve: COME ON,

149. UNCLE G.

150. YOU CAN DO THIS.

151. STEADY, UNCLE G.

152. DUDE! WE'RE IN!

153. Uncle Grandpa: SLOW AND

154. STEADY WINS THE SPAGHETTI!

155. Pizza Steve: WATCH IT, BRO!

156. Pizza Steve: THIS MAY BE OUR

157. ONLY CHANCE TO ESCAPE.

158. FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION.

159. Uncle Grandpa: OKAY.

160. TIME TO BRING IT ON HOME TO

161. GRANDPA.

162. WE'RE IN POSITION.

163. NOW TO GRAB OUR TICKET OUT OF

164. HERE.

165. YES! WE GOT IT!

166. Pizza Steve: HELP!

167. HELP WANTED!

168. Uncle Grandpa: HELP WANTED!

169. GOOD EVENING.

170. I'M JAW HAIRLINE WITH BREAKING

171. NEWS.

172. UNCLE GRANDPA IS STUCK ON A

173. SHOPPING-MALL ESCALATOR.

174. WE GO NOW LIVE TO NOSEY PANTSUIT

175. AT THE SCENE.

176. WELL, JAW, THIS SITUATION IS

177. STILL UNFOLDING.

178. WHAT WE KNOW RIGHT NOW IS THAT

179. THE ESCALATOR UNCLE GRANDPA IS

180. RIDING ON STOPPED HALFWAY DOWN.

181. I'VE BEEN TOLD THAT A RESCUE

182. TEAM IS HEADED THIS WAY.

183. Uncle Grandpa: I HOPE WE GET

184. THE HELP THAT WE WANT,

185. PIZZA STEVE.

186. Pizza Steve: WHAT'S THAT

187. SOUND, UNCLE G?

188. Uncle Grandpa: IT'S A RESCUE

189. HELICOPTER!

190. EVERYONE STAND BACK!

191. STAND BACK!

192. Uncle Grandpa: WE'RE SAVED!

193. GIVE ME YOUR HAND!

194. Uncle Grandpa: ONE HAND

195. COMING UP.

196. Pizza Steve: WAIT.

197. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

198. Uncle Grandpa: THEY WANT THE

199. BIG NOVELTY CEMENT HAND

200. THAT I PURCHASED AT

201. THE HAND STORE.

202. Pizza Steve: ARE YOU

203. SURE, BRO?

204. Uncle Grandpa: I'VE NEVER

205. BEEN MORE SURE OF ANYTHING IN MY

206. ENTIRE LIFE.

207. AAH!

208. Uncle Grandpa: FLIPPIN' FROG

209. LEGS!

210. FLIPPIN' FROG LEGS — THREE

211. SIMPLE WORDS WHICH HAVE

212. ELOQUENTLY JUST DEFINED WHAT

213. APPEARS TO BE THE WORST

214. SITUATION IN THE HISTORY OF THE

215. UNIVERSE.

216. Pizza Steve:

217. WE COULD HAVE BEEN IN THE R. V.

218. RIGHT NOW, PLAYING WITH ALL THE

219. COOL STUFF WE BOUGHT, BUT YOU

220. HAD TO GO TAKE DOWN THE RESCUE

221. HELICOPTER.

222. Uncle Grandpa: IT WAS AN

223. ACCIDENT, PIZZA STEVE.

224. Pizza Steve: OH, YEAH?

225. Uncle Grandpa: OW, OW, OW!

226. WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT FOR?

227. Pizza Steve: IT WAS AN

228. ACCIDENT.

229. Uncle Grandpa: THAT'S IT!

230. I'M DIVIDING THE STEP!

231. UGH! THERE.

232. NOW YOU STAY ON YOUR SIDE, AND

233. I'LL STAY ON MY SIDE.

234. HMPH!

235. GEEZ LOUISE.

236. FOLKS, IT IS NOT LOOKING GOOD

237. OUT THERE.

238. EXCUSE ME, SIR.

239. ARE YOU A DOCTOR?

240. WHY, YES.

241. UNCLE GRANDPA AND PIZZA STEVE

242. HAVE BEEN STUCK ON THIS

243. ESCALATOR FOR OVER FIVE MINUTES NOW.

244. YOUR REACTION?

245. UH, IT'S NOT GOOD.

246. I'D SAY THEY CAN HANG IN THERE

247. FOR A COUPLE MORE MINUTES, BUT

248. IF AN AIRPLANE DOESN'T DROP THEM

249. SOME FOOD, AND SOON, THINGS ARE

250. GONNA START LOOKING GRIM.

251. Uncle Grandpa: I'M HUNGRY.

252. IF ONLY THERE WAS SOMETHING TO

253. EAT UP HERE.

254. Pizza Steve: YEAH.

255. WINNER, WINNER, CHICKEN DINNER.

256. Uncle Grandpa: HEY!

257. COOL IT, PIZZA STEVE!

258. Pizza Steve: HUH? COOL IT?

259. I AM COOLIN' IT. I'M COOL.

260. PIZZA STEVE'S CHEESE DOESN'T

261. MELT UNDER PRESSURE, BRO.

262. Uncle Grandpa: MELTED CHEESE?

263. Pizza Steve: UH... UNCLE G?

264. Uncle Grandpa: PIZZA.

265. PIZZA STEVE.

266. PIZZA STEVE DINNERTIME.

267. DINNER PIZZA STEVE.

268. PANCAKES.

269. NYAH. NYAH.

270. HUH?

271. PIZZA STEVE, LOOK!

272. OH, BOY, OH, BOY, OH, BOY,

273. OH, BOY!

274. TWO CHEESEBURGERS!

275. ONE FOR YOU AND ONE FOR ME!

276. IT'S CHEESEBURGER TIME!

277. Pizza Steve: WHOA!

278. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

279. NO. HANG ON A SEC, UNCLE G.

280. THESE MOUTHWATERING BURGERS

281. CLEARLY LANDED ON PIZZA STEVE'S

282. SIDE OF THE STEP!

283. Uncle Grandpa: WAIT. WHAT?

284. Pizza Steve: HEY, DON'T LOOK

285. AT PIZZA STEVE.

286. PIZZA STEVE DIDN'T MAKE THE

287. RULES.

288. DIVIDING THE STEP WAS YOUR IDEA.

289. 'MEMBER THAT?

290. Uncle Grandpa: BUT,

291. PIZZA STEVE —

292. Pizza Steve: ANYWAY, TALK

293. ABOUT LUCK.

294. AM I RIGHT, UNCLE G?

295. MM-MM-MM-MM-MM-MM-MMM!

296. JUST LOOK AT THESE SCRUMPTIOUS

297. PUPPIES — TOASTED SESAME-SEED

298. BUNS, EXTRA FANCY KETCHUP,

299. PICKLES — OH, THE PICKLES —

300. PREMIUM FLAME-BROILED KOBE BEEF

301. PATTIES.

302. Uncle Grandpa: TASTY BURGERS.

303. Pizza Steve: OH, AND LOOKY

304. HERE!

305. LET'S NOT FORGET THE ONION!

306. WAIT, ONIONS?

307. OH, GROSS! BLECH!

308. Uncle Grandpa: PIZZA STEVE!

309. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

310. CHECK IT OUT, DUDE —

311. AIR BURGERS!

312. ALL RIGHT!

313. Uncle Grandpa: PIZZA STEVE,

314. YOU JUST THREW AWAY OUR LAST

315. CHANCE AT SURVIVAL.

316. OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

317. NOW WE'RE GONNA...

318. STARVE TO DEATH!

319. THIS SITUATION HAS JUST TAKEN

320. A TURN FOR THE WORSE, FOLKS.

321. WE'RE NOW RECEIVING LIVE

322. PICTURES FROM ALL CORNERS OF THE

323. GLOBE AND DISPLAYS OF

324. SOLIDARITY.

325. THE PEOPLE OF THE WORLD STANDING

326. TOGETHER WITH HOPE THAT

327. UNCLE GRANDPA AND HIS CHEESY

328. LITTLE BUDDY WILL LIVE TO SEE

329. ANOTHER DAY.

330. Uncle Grandpa:

331. IT'S ALL OVER.

332. Pizza Steve: OHH.

333. Uncle Grandpa: YOU KNOW WHAT

334. THE WORST PART OF THIS WHOLE

335. THING IS?

336. Pizza Steve: WHAT?

337. Uncle Grandpa: MY BEST BUDDY

338. IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD DOESN'T

339. LIKE ME ANYMORE!

340. I LOVE YOU, PIZZA STEVE!

341. Pizza Steve: YEAH. I KNOW.

342. WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE?

343. PIZZA STEVE IS AN "A"-LIST

344. CELEBRITY.

345. HOW ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE

346. POSSIBLY GONNA FUNCTION IN THE

347. WORLD WITHOUT PIZZA STEVE?

348. Uncle Grandpa: THERE, THERE,

349. LITTLE BUDDY.

350. Mr. I HAVE COME TO A

351. DECISION — BRIGHT PEARL.

352. YOU CAN RING ME UP, BUDDY.

353. "DUE TO TODAY'S TRAGIC EVENTS,

354. WHITE MUSCLE TEE HUT IS CLOSED"?

355. TRAGIC EVENTS?

356. HMM. HMM.

357. EXCUSE ME.

358. WHAT IN THE —

359. UNCLE GRANDPA, WHAT THE HECK

360. Y'ALL DOING UP THERE?

361. Uncle Grandpa:

362. MR. GUS, IS THAT YOU?

363. Mr. YEAH.

364. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

365. Uncle Grandpa: NO.

366. IT'S ALL OVER FOR US.

367. THE ESCALATOR STOPPED WORKING.

368. WE'RE GOING TO DIE UP HERE.

369. I'M SORRY, MR. GUS.

370. WE TRIED EVERYTHING.

371. Mr. UH... DID YOU TRY

372. WALKING DOWN?

373. Uncle Grandpa: OHH.

374. GEEZ LOUISE!

375. LET'S GET A BLANKET ON YOU,

376. UNCLE GRANDPA!

377. Uncle Grandpa: THANKS.

378. GEEZ LOUIS.

379. Uncle Grandpa: MR. GUS, BEING

380. STUCK ON THAT ESCALATOR WAS THE

381. MOST HARROWING EXPERIENCE OF MY LIFE.

382. Mr. WELL, I'M GLAD I

383. COULD HELP.

384. YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES IN LIFE —

385. Pizza Steve: BOO-YAH!

386. PIZZA STEVE'S ALIVE!

387. FOLKS, TODAY THE SUN SHINES A

388. LITTLE BRIGHTER AND THE FLOWER

389. SMELL A LITTLE SWEETER.

390. UNCLE GRANDPA HAS SAFELY

391. DESCENDED THE ESCALATOR.