Uncle Grandpa 1x39

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Dee Bradley Baker as Additional Voices (voice)

When Mr. Gus and Pizza Steve's prank calling lands them in an intergalactic prison, they must work together to escape.

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1. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!

2. GOOD MORNING.

3. GOOD MORNING.

4. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.

5. GOOD MORNING!

6. Mr.

7. Pizza Steve: Okay, get ready!

8. YES, HELLO.

9. THIS IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE

10. UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

11. Now!

12. I'M JUST MAKING MY ROUNDS,

13. CALLING EVERY CITIZEN IN THE

14. COUNTRY JUST TO SAY HI AND SEE

15. HOW EVERYTHING'S GOING.

16. Mr. [ High-pitched

17. voice ] O-M-G!

18. MR. PRESIDENT, HELP!

19. Pizza Steve: OH, NO!

20. THE WHITE HOUSE IS SURROUNDED BY

21. UFOs!

22. Mr.

23. Pizza Steve: WE'RE BEING

24. ATTACKED!

25. HELP!

26. THE WHITE HOUSE IS UNDER ATTACK

27. BY SPACE ALIENS!

28. AAH!

29. OH, NO, THEY'RE BREAKING DOWN

30. THE DOORS!

31. AND NOW THEY'RE SHOOTING LASERS

32. AT US!

33. Pizza Steve: I SAID THEY'RE

34. SHOOTING LASERS AT US!

35. Pizza Steve: Improvise!

36. IT'S CATACLYSMIC!

37. EVERYTHING'S ON FIRE!

38. AAAAAH!

39. Pizza Steve: ACTUALLY, WE'RE

40. ALL DEAD NOW.

41. THANKS. BYE.

42. OH, WAY TO GO, HOTSHOT.

43. YOU RUINED A PERFECTLY GOOD

44. PRANK CALL.

45. Mr. HOW WAS I SUPPOSED

46. TO KNOW YOU WERE GONNA SAY

47. "LASER GUNS."

48. I STUCK TO THE SCRIPT YOU GAVE

49. ME, WHICH, BY THE WAY, IS

50. STRUCTURALLY FLAWED.

51. Pizza Steve: IT'S A PRANK

52. CALL!

53. THEY'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO MAKE

54. SENSE!

55. THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!

56. FOR ONCE, I THOUGHT YOU AND I

57. COULD WORK TOGETHER AS A TEAM,

58. BUT I GUESS I WAS WRONG, WHICH

59. IS RARE 'CAUSE I'M NEVER WRONG.

60. Uncle Grandpa: PRANK CALLING,

61. EH?

62. I WAS QUITE THE PRANK-CALLING

63. SCOUNDREL BACK IN MY DAY.

64. THEY USED TO CALL ME

65. "UNCLE PRANK CALL."

66. EVEN WON THE BEST PRANKY AWARD

67. FOR CONVINCING THIS WOMAN HER

68. CAT WAS ON FIRE.

69. ANYWAY, HAVE FUN, BUT KEEP IT

70. CLEAN.

71. OH, AND MAKE SURE YOU DON'T USE

72. ANY PRANK CALLS.

73. OTHERWISE, YOU'LL BE ASKING FOR

74. A LOT OF TROUBLE!

75. OKAY, BYE.

76. Mr. YOU GOT TO BE

77. KIDDING ME!

78. FREEZE!

79. YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR CALLING

80. ON AN INTERGALACTIC PHONE!

81. Mr. OOPS.

82. Pizza Steve: UH, OOPS.

83. NEXT!

84. LET'S SEE HERE.

85. WHAT?

86. PRANK CALLING ON AN

87. INTERGALACTIC PHONE?

88. YOU MONSTERS!

89. YOU HUMANS ARE ALL THE SAME

90. WITH YOUR SCALY, GREEN SKIN AND

91. YOUR GREASY CHEESE EXTERIORS.

92. I SENTENCE YOU BOTH TO 5,000

93. QUANDRONS IN A MAXIMUM-SECURITY,

94. INTERGALACTIC PRISON!

95. TAKE THEM AWAY!

96. Mr.

97. Pizza Steve: I WANT MY MOMMY!

98. Mr. PLEASE!

99. UNH!

100. Pizza Steve: YOU CAN'T DO

101. THIS TO ME!

102. I'M PIZZA STEE-E-E-E-E-E-E-VE!

103. REAL SMOOTH, MISTER, REAL

104. SMOOTH.

105. Mr. DON'T YOU TRY TO

106. BLAME THIS ON ME!

107. Pizza Steve: WELL, YOU'RE THE

108. ONE WHO GUSSED UP THE PRANK.

109. IF YOU DID IT RIGHT, WE WOULD'VE

110. GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT GREASY

111. CLEAN!

112. Mr. I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M

113. STUCK IN HERE WITH YOU ALL

114. CALL!

115. Pizza Steve: GOOD POINT,

116. MR. GUS.

117. HEY, GUARD, I WANT MY ONE FREE

118. PHONE CALL!

119. ALL RIGHT, BUT MAKE IT

120. SNAPPY, YOU SICK HUMAN SCUM!

121. Uncle Grandpa: THANK YOU FOR

122. CALLING UNCLE GRANDPA.

123. UNCLE GRANDPA SPEAKING.

124. Uncle Grandpa: MR. PRESIDENT,

125. YOU FINALLY RETURNED MY CALL!

126. Pizza Steve: UNCLE GRANDPA,

127. AS THE PRESIDENT, I AM ASKING

128. FOR YOUR HELP.

129. SPACE ALIENS ARE —

130. Mr. WHAT DO YOU THINK

131. YOU'RE DOING?

132. Pizza Steve: SHH!

133. SO, YES, UNCLE GRANDPA —

134. Mr. ARE YOU TRYING TO

135. PRANK CALL UNCLE GRANDPA?

136. Pizza Steve: I TOTALLY HAVE

137. HIM GOING!

138. Mr. GIMME THAT!

139. UNCLE GRANDPA, IT'S GUS.

140. WE'RE IN AN INTERGALACTIC —

141. Pizza Steve: THE PRESIDENT!

142. IT'S THE PRESIDENT!

143. WE NEED YOUR HELP!

144. Uncle Grandpa: HEY, WAIT A

145. SECOND!

146. I KNOW A PRANK CALL WHEN I HEAR

147. ONE!

148. NICE TRY, HOTSHOT!

149. YOU CAN'T OUT-PRANK CALL,

150. UNCLE PRANK CALL.

151. THAT'S RIGHT — 10-TIME WORLD

152. CHAMPION.

153. AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT.

154. Mr. ARE YOU CRAZY?

155. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?

156. Pizza Steve: CHILL, MR. GUS.

157. I HAVE THE PERFECT PLAN.

158. SAW IT IN A MOVIE ONCE.

159. Mr.

160. WHAT MOVIE DID YOU SEE THIS FROM

161. AGAIN?

162. Pizza Steve: "FernGully."

163. Mr. THAT'S NOT A

164. PRISON-BREAK MOVIE!

165. HUH?

166. OHH!

167. HEY, GUYS, CHECK OUT

168. SLORPGORP'S NEW PRISON UNIFORM!

169. YEAH, GUYS, IT FITS GREAT!

170. MINE'S A LITTLE SMALL, BUT,

171. OH, THAT'S HOW I LIKE IT.

172. Pizza Steve:

173. Mr. OF ALL THE STUPID

174. PLANS!

175. THAT'S IT!

176. WE'RE DOING IT MY WAY!

177. Pizza Steve: SO, THIS IS

178. SUPPOSED TO BE A BETTER PLAN?

179. Mr. JUST KEEP YOUR PIZZA

180. PIE HOLE SHUT AND LET ME TAKE

181. CARE OF THIS.

182. GOOD NIGHT, SEBASTIAN.

183. GOOD NIGHT.

184. HEY, WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE

185. GOING?

186. IT'S SCUM LIKE YOU THAT THINK

187. THEY CAN GET AWAY WITH THIS!

188. IT'S YOUR TURN TO BRUSH THE

189. GUARD DOG'S TEETH!

190. NOW HOP TO IT!

191. HEY, YOU!

192. YEAH, YOU!

193. WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE

194. GOING?

195. IT'S SCUM LIKE YOU THAT THINK

196. THEY CAN GET AWAY WITH THIS!

197. IT'S YOUR TURN TO GO IN MY

198. MOUTH.

199. Mr. HMM, THIS SHOULDN'T

200. TAKE LONG.

201. Pizza Steve: IS THIS PART OF

202. THE PLAN?

203. Mr.

204. LISTEN, IF WE'RE EVER GONNA GET

205. OUT OF HERE, WE GOT TO WORK AS A

206. TEAM.

207. Pizza Steve: I DON'T KNOW,

208. MAN.

209. I'VE BEEN MAKING A LOT OF

210. FRIENDS.

211. Mr. I THINK WE CAN

212. ACTUALLY ESCAPE IF WE WORK

213. TOGETHER.

214. Pizza Steve:

215. I DON'T KNOW IF I'M CONVINCED

216. YET.

217. HEY, HUMANS!

218. Pizza Steve: WELL, MR. GUS,

219. I'VE BEEN GIVING IT A LOT OF

220. THOUGHT.

221. I THINK WE CAN ACTUALLY ESCAPE

222. IF WE WORK TOGETHER.

223. Mr. GOOD CHOICE.

224. Pizza Steve: OKAY, NOW, HOW

225. DO WE FLY THIS THING?

226. Mr. JUST NEED TO FIND

227. THE IGNITION BUTTON.

228. Pizza Steve: MAYBE THIS

229. BUTTON.

230. This is Prison Air Control

231. Sector Five.

232. You have not been cleared for

233. immediate takeoff.

234. Mr.

235. OH, WELL, WE TRIED.

236. Pizza Steve: WAIT, MR. GUS,

237. FOLLOW MY LEAD.

238. HELLO!

239. THIS IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE

240. UNITED SPACE OF THE UNIVERSE!

241. I AM CLEAR FOR TAKEOFF BECAUSE I

242. HAVE A-A, UH, UHHHHH...

243. A BABY ON BOARD WHO, UH...

244. A BABY WHO NEEDS HIS DIAPER

245. CHANGED AT THE NEAREST

246. BABY-CHANGING STATION!

247. Mr. WAH! WAH!

248. Pizza Steve: HE WENT POOPY.

249. Oh!

250. Uh, Mr. President, I didn't even

251. know you were on the premises.

252. Uh, you're clear for takeoff,

253. Alpha Tango.

254. Pizza Steve: GOOD WORK,

255. SOLDIER.

256. YOU CAN EXPECT A TOP-LEVEL

257. PROMOTION IN YOUR VERY NEAR

258. FUTURE.

259. Oh, really? Well, hot dog!

260. Thank you, Mr. President!

261. Pizza Steve: WHAT?

262. HE CAN USE A PROMOTION.

263. WE DID IT!

264. GREAT WORK BACK THERE.

265. Pizza Steve: AND NICE

266. IMPROVISING, TOO!

267. DIDN'T THINK YOU HAD IT IN YOU.

268. Uncle Grandpa: OH, YEAH, SON!

269. LANDED A LUNAR.

270. OH, NO! ALIEN INVASION!

271. Pizza Steve: HYAH!

272. Mr. HI, UNCLE GRANDPA!

273. Uncle Grandpa: WEIRD!

274. ALIENS LOOK JUST LIKE HUMANS!

275. Mr. UNCLE GRANDPA, IT'S

276. US!

277. WE'RE BACK AFTER A CRAZY

278. ADVENTURE ACROSS THE GALAXY.

279. Pizza Steve: WE LEARNED A LOT

280. ABOUT EACH OTHER, DEVELOPED OUR

281. CHARACTER ARCS, AND OVERCAME

282. CHALLENGING OBSTACLES ALL WITHIN

283. THE ALLOTTED AMOUNT OF TIME.

284. Uncle Grandpa: AW, MAN!

285. I WISH THIS EPISODE WAS ABOUT

286. ME.

287. Mr. AND NOW PIZZA STEVE

288. AND I TOTALLY GET ALONG.

289. Uncle Grandpa: WONDERFUL!

290. HELLO?

291. REALLY?

292. PIZZA STEVE, IT'S FOR YOU!

293. Pizza Steve: HELLO?

294. Pizza Steve: MR. PRESIDENT?

295. WOW I'M A HUGE FAN!

296. Mr. HEY, LET ME TALK TO

297. HIM!

298. Pizza Steve: YEAH, SO, I HAVE

299. A FEW SUGGESTIONS ABOUT THE

300. COUNTRY.

301. Mr. LET ME TALK TO HIM,

302. LET ME TALK TO HIM, LET ME TALK

303. TO HIM!

304. COME ON, HAND IT OVER!

305. Pizza Steve: MORE PIZZA

306. SERVED IN CLASSROOMS.

307. Mr. I GOT SUGGESTIONS,

308. TOO!

309. Uncle Grandpa: I STILL GOT

310. IT!

311. HUH?

312. GREAT!

313. THAT DUMB LIGHT'S ON AGAIN.

314. Belly Bag: THAT'S THE R. V.

315. CHECK-UP LIGHT, UNCLE GRANDPA.

316. IT MEANS SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH

317. THE R. V.!

318. Uncle Grandpa: WELL, YOU

319. KNOW WHAT THEY SAY.

320. YOU BETTER CHECK YOURSELF...

321. BEFORE YOU RIGGIDY WRECK

322. YOURSELF.

323. Belly Bag: UH, O-OKAY.

324. Uncle Grandpa: WELL, THE

325. ENGINE WORKS.

326. PIZZA FLAG WORKS.

327. SPARE TIRE WORKS.

328. TOOTHBRUSH WORKS.

329. THIS STUPID THING WORKS.

330. DIAPERS WORK.

331. WHATEVER THIS ROOM IS WORKS.

332. TIRE PRESSURE WORKS!

333. TUBE WORKS!

334. SWORD WORKS.

335. FROYO MACHINE WORKS.

336. HIGH BEAMS WORK.

337. Pizza Steve: MWAH!

338. OOH, YOU'RE HANDSOME.

339. Uncle Grandpa: PERISCOPE

340. WORKS.

341. FROYO MACHINE STILL WORKS.

342. DISCO BALL WORKS.

343. Belly Bag:

344. Uncle Grandpa: WEREWOLF

345. WORKS!

346. CAR HORN WORKS.

347. TANNING BED WORKS.

348. TRANSMISSION WORKS.

349. Belly Bag: UNCLE GRANDPA!

350. Uncle Grandpa: TOILET WORKS!

351. Belly Bag: UNCLE GRANDPA!

352. Uncle Grandpa: WATER SLIDE

353. WORKS.

354. Belly Bag: UNCLE GRANDPA,

355. UNCLE GRANDPA!

356. Uncle Grandpa: WHAT'S WRONG

357. WITH THE RV?

358. WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE RV?

359. Belly Bag: UNCLE GRANDPA!

360. Uncle Grandpa: BELLY BAG,

361. CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY FREAKING

362. OUT?

363. Belly Bag: BUT,

364. UNCLE GRANDPA, THE PROBLEM'S

365. RIGHT THERE!

366. Uncle Grandpa: A RECORD FROM

367. MY RECORD COLLECTION WAS OUT OF

368. PLACE?

369. HOW DID THAT GET PAST MY

370. CRIPPLING NEAT FREAKINESS?

371. OH, WHAT A CLASSIC!

372. HAVEN'T LISTENED TO THIS BAD BOY

373. IN YEARS.

374. BACK YOU GO!

375. YAY!

376. THE CHECK LIGHT STOPPED

377. BLINKING!

378. BUT, BELLY BAG, IF YOU KNEW WHAT

379. WAS WRONG WITH THE R. V. THIS

380. WHOLE TIME, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY

381. ANYTHING?

382. Belly Bag: I'M SORRY,

383. UNCLE GRANDPA.

384. EVER SINCE I GOT MAULED BY THAT

385. WEREWOLF, I HAVEN'T BEEN FEELING

386. MYSELF.

387. Uncle Grandpa: WELL, I KNOW

388. WHAT'LL GET YOU BACK ON TRACK —

389. SOME DELICIOUS FROYO!

390. FOLLOW ME, LITTLE BUDDY!

391. Belly Bag: [ LAUGHING

392. EVILLY ]