Uncle Grandpa 1x39

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Dee Bradley Baker as Additional Voices (voice)

When Mr. Gus and Pizza Steve's prank calling lands them in an intergalactic prison, they must work together to escape.

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1. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!

2. GOOD MORNING.

3. GOOD MORNING.

4. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.

5. GOOD MORNING!

6. Mr.

7. Pizza Steve: Okay, get ready!

8. YES, HELLO.

9. THIS IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE

10. UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

11. Now!

12. I'M JUST MAKING MY ROUNDS,

13. CALLING EVERY CITIZEN IN THE

14. COUNTRY JUST TO SAY HI AND SEE

15. HOW EVERYTHING'S GOING.

16. Mr. [ High-pitched

17. voice ] O-M-G!

18. MR. PRESIDENT, HELP!

19. Pizza Steve: OH, NO!

20. THE WHITE HOUSE IS SURROUNDED BY

21. UFOs!

22. Mr.

23. Pizza Steve: WE'RE BEING

24. ATTACKED!

25. HELP!

26. THE WHITE HOUSE IS UNDER ATTACK

27. BY SPACE ALIENS!

28. AAH!

29. OH, NO, THEY'RE BREAKING DOWN

30. THE DOORS!

31. AND NOW THEY'RE SHOOTING LASERS

32. AT US!

33. Pizza Steve: I SAID THEY'RE

34. SHOOTING LASERS AT US!

35. Pizza Steve: Improvise!

36. IT'S CATACLYSMIC!

37. EVERYTHING'S ON FIRE!

38. AAAAAH!

39. Pizza Steve: ACTUALLY, WE'RE

40. ALL DEAD NOW.

41. THANKS. BYE.

42. OH, WAY TO GO, HOTSHOT.

43. YOU RUINED A PERFECTLY GOOD

44. PRANK CALL.

45. Mr. HOW WAS I SUPPOSED

46. TO KNOW YOU WERE GONNA SAY

47. "LASER GUNS."

48. I STUCK TO THE SCRIPT YOU GAVE

49. ME, WHICH, BY THE WAY, IS

50. STRUCTURALLY FLAWED.

51. Pizza Steve: IT'S A PRANK

52. CALL!

53. THEY'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO MAKE

54. SENSE!

55. THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!

56. FOR ONCE, I THOUGHT YOU AND I

57. COULD WORK TOGETHER AS A TEAM,

58. BUT I GUESS I WAS WRONG, WHICH

59. IS RARE 'CAUSE I'M NEVER WRONG.

60. Uncle Grandpa: PRANK CALLING,

61. EH?

62. I WAS QUITE THE PRANK-CALLING

63. SCOUNDREL BACK IN MY DAY.

64. THEY USED TO CALL ME

65. "UNCLE PRANK CALL."

66. EVEN WON THE BEST PRANKY AWARD

67. FOR CONVINCING THIS WOMAN HER

68. CAT WAS ON FIRE.

69. ANYWAY, HAVE FUN, BUT KEEP IT

70. CLEAN.

71. OH, AND MAKE SURE YOU DON'T USE

72. MY INTERGALACTIC TELEPHONE FOR

73. ANY PRANK CALLS.

74. OTHERWISE, YOU'LL BE ASKING FOR

75. A LOT OF TROUBLE!

76. OKAY, BYE.

77. Mr. YOU GOT TO BE

78. KIDDING ME!

79. FREEZE!

80. YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR CALLING

81. ON AN INTERGALACTIC PHONE!

82. Mr. OOPS.

83. Pizza Steve: UH, OOPS.

84. NEXT!

85. LET'S SEE HERE.

86. WHAT?

87. PRANK CALLING ON AN

88. INTERGALACTIC PHONE?

89. YOU MONSTERS!

90. YOU HUMANS ARE ALL THE SAME

91. WITH YOUR SCALY, GREEN SKIN AND

92. YOUR GREASY CHEESE EXTERIORS.

93. I SENTENCE YOU BOTH TO 5,000

94. QUANDRONS IN A MAXIMUM-SECURITY,

95. INTERGALACTIC PRISON!

96. TAKE THEM AWAY!

97. Mr.

98. Pizza Steve: I WANT MY MOMMY!

99. Mr. PLEASE!

100. UNH!

101. Pizza Steve: YOU CAN'T DO

102. THIS TO ME!

103. I'M PIZZA STEE-E-E-E-E-E-E-VE!

104. REAL SMOOTH, MISTER, REAL

105. SMOOTH.

106. Mr. DON'T YOU TRY TO

107. BLAME THIS ON ME!

108. Pizza Steve: WELL, YOU'RE THE

109. ONE WHO GUSSED UP THE PRANK.

110. IF YOU DID IT RIGHT, WE WOULD'VE

111. GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT GREASY

112. CLEAN!

113. Mr. I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M

114. STUCK IN HERE WITH YOU ALL

115. BECAUSE OF ONE STUPID PHONE

116. CALL!

117. Pizza Steve: GOOD POINT,

118. MR. GUS.

119. HEY, GUARD, I WANT MY ONE FREE

120. PHONE CALL!

121. ALL RIGHT, BUT MAKE IT

122. SNAPPY, YOU SICK HUMAN SCUM!

123. Uncle Grandpa: THANK YOU FOR

124. CALLING UNCLE GRANDPA.

125. UNCLE GRANDPA SPEAKING.

126. Uncle Grandpa: MR. PRESIDENT,

127. YOU FINALLY RETURNED MY CALL!

128. Pizza Steve: UNCLE GRANDPA,

129. AS THE PRESIDENT, I AM ASKING

130. FOR YOUR HELP.

131. SPACE ALIENS ARE —

132. Mr. WHAT DO YOU THINK

133. YOU'RE DOING?

134. Pizza Steve: SHH!

135. SO, YES, UNCLE GRANDPA —

136. Mr. ARE YOU TRYING TO

137. PRANK CALL UNCLE GRANDPA?

138. Pizza Steve: I TOTALLY HAVE

139. HIM GOING!

140. Mr. GIMME THAT!

141. UNCLE GRANDPA, IT'S GUS.

142. WE'RE IN AN INTERGALACTIC —

143. Pizza Steve: THE PRESIDENT!

144. IT'S THE PRESIDENT!

145. WE NEED YOUR HELP!

146. Uncle Grandpa: HEY, WAIT A

147. SECOND!

148. I KNOW A PRANK CALL WHEN I HEAR

149. ONE!

150. NICE TRY, HOTSHOT!

151. YOU CAN'T OUT-PRANK CALL,

152. UNCLE PRANK CALL.

153. THAT'S RIGHT — 10-TIME WORLD

154. CHAMPION.

155. AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT.

156. Mr. ARE YOU CRAZY?

157. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?

158. Pizza Steve: CHILL, MR. GUS.

159. I HAVE THE PERFECT PLAN.

160. SAW IT IN A MOVIE ONCE.

161. Mr.

162. WHAT MOVIE DID YOU SEE THIS FROM

163. AGAIN?

164. Pizza Steve: "FernGully."

165. Mr. THAT'S NOT A

166. PRISON-BREAK MOVIE!

167. HUH?

168. OHH!

169. HEY, GUYS, CHECK OUT

170. SLORPGORP'S NEW PRISON UNIFORM!

171. YEAH, GUYS, IT FITS GREAT!

172. MINE'S A LITTLE SMALL, BUT,

173. OH, THAT'S HOW I LIKE IT.

174. Pizza Steve:

175. Mr. OF ALL THE STUPID

176. PLANS!

177. THAT'S IT!

178. WE'RE DOING IT MY WAY!

179. Pizza Steve: SO, THIS IS

180. SUPPOSED TO BE A BETTER PLAN?

181. Mr. JUST KEEP YOUR PIZZA

182. PIE HOLE SHUT AND LET ME TAKE

183. CARE OF THIS.

184. GOOD NIGHT, SEBASTIAN.

185. GOOD NIGHT.

186. HEY, WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE

187. GOING?

188. IT'S SCUM LIKE YOU THAT THINK

189. THEY CAN GET AWAY WITH THIS!

190. IT'S YOUR TURN TO BRUSH THE

191. GUARD DOG'S TEETH!

192. NOW HOP TO IT!

193. HEY, YOU!

194. YEAH, YOU!

195. WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE

196. GOING?

197. IT'S SCUM LIKE YOU THAT THINK

198. THEY CAN GET AWAY WITH THIS!

199. IT'S YOUR TURN TO GO IN MY

200. MOUTH.

201. Mr. HMM, THIS SHOULDN'T

202. TAKE LONG.

203. Pizza Steve: IS THIS PART OF

204. THE PLAN?

205. Mr.

206. LISTEN, IF WE'RE EVER GONNA GET

207. OUT OF HERE, WE GOT TO WORK AS A

208. TEAM.

209. Pizza Steve: I DON'T KNOW,

210. MAN.

211. I'VE BEEN MAKING A LOT OF

212. FRIENDS.

213. Mr. I THINK WE CAN

214. ACTUALLY ESCAPE IF WE WORK

215. TOGETHER.

216. Pizza Steve:

217. I DON'T KNOW IF I'M CONVINCED

218. YET.

219. HEY, HUMANS!

220. Pizza Steve: WELL, MR. GUS,

221. I'VE BEEN GIVING IT A LOT OF

222. THOUGHT.

223. I THINK WE CAN ACTUALLY ESCAPE

224. IF WE WORK TOGETHER.

225. Mr. GOOD CHOICE.

226. Pizza Steve: OKAY, NOW, HOW

227. DO WE FLY THIS THING?

228. Mr. JUST NEED TO FIND

229. THE IGNITION BUTTON.

230. Pizza Steve: MAYBE THIS

231. BUTTON.

232. This is Prison Air Control

233. Sector Five.

234. You have not been cleared for

235. immediate takeoff.

236. Mr.

237. OH, WELL, WE TRIED.

238. Pizza Steve: WAIT, MR. GUS,

239. FOLLOW MY LEAD.

240. HELLO!

241. THIS IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE

242. UNITED SPACE OF THE UNIVERSE!

243. I AM CLEAR FOR TAKEOFF BECAUSE I

244. HAVE A-A, UH, UHHHHH...

245. A BABY ON BOARD WHO, UH...

246. A BABY WHO NEEDS HIS DIAPER

247. CHANGED AT THE NEAREST

248. BABY-CHANGING STATION!

249. Mr. WAH! WAH!

250. Pizza Steve: HE WENT POOPY.

251. Oh!

252. Uh, Mr. President, I didn't even

253. know you were on the premises.

254. Uh, you're clear for takeoff,

255. Alpha Tango.

256. Pizza Steve: GOOD WORK,

257. SOLDIER.

258. YOU CAN EXPECT A TOP-LEVEL

259. PROMOTION IN YOUR VERY NEAR

260. FUTURE.

261. Oh, really? Well, hot dog!

262. Thank you, Mr. President!

263. Pizza Steve: WHAT?

264. HE CAN USE A PROMOTION.

265. WE DID IT!

266. GREAT WORK BACK THERE.

267. Pizza Steve: AND NICE

268. IMPROVISING, TOO!

269. DIDN'T THINK YOU HAD IT IN YOU.

270. Uncle Grandpa: OH, YEAH, SON!

271. LANDED A LUNAR.

272. OH, NO! ALIEN INVASION!

273. Pizza Steve: HYAH!

274. Mr. HI, UNCLE GRANDPA!

275. Uncle Grandpa: WEIRD!

276. ALIENS LOOK JUST LIKE HUMANS!

277. Mr. UNCLE GRANDPA, IT'S

278. US!

279. WE'RE BACK AFTER A CRAZY

280. ADVENTURE ACROSS THE GALAXY.

281. Pizza Steve: WE LEARNED A LOT

282. ABOUT EACH OTHER, DEVELOPED OUR

283. CHARACTER ARCS, AND OVERCAME

284. CHALLENGING OBSTACLES ALL WITHIN

285. THE ALLOTTED AMOUNT OF TIME.

286. Uncle Grandpa: AW, MAN!

287. I WISH THIS EPISODE WAS ABOUT

288. ME.

289. Mr. AND NOW PIZZA STEVE

290. AND I TOTALLY GET ALONG.

291. Uncle Grandpa: WONDERFUL!

292. HELLO?

293. REALLY?

294. PIZZA STEVE, IT'S FOR YOU!

295. Pizza Steve: HELLO?

296. Pizza Steve: MR. PRESIDENT?

297. WOW I'M A HUGE FAN!

298. Mr. HEY, LET ME TALK TO

299. HIM!

300. Pizza Steve: YEAH, SO, I HAVE

301. A FEW SUGGESTIONS ABOUT THE

302. COUNTRY.

303. Mr. LET ME TALK TO HIM,

304. LET ME TALK TO HIM, LET ME TALK

305. TO HIM!

306. COME ON, HAND IT OVER!

307. Pizza Steve: MORE PIZZA

308. SERVED IN CLASSROOMS.

309. Mr. I GOT SUGGESTIONS,

310. TOO!

311. Uncle Grandpa: I STILL GOT

312. IT!

313. HUH?

314. GREAT!

315. THAT DUMB LIGHT'S ON AGAIN.

316. Belly Bag: THAT'S THE R. V.

317. CHECK-UP LIGHT, UNCLE GRANDPA.

318. IT MEANS SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH

319. THE R. V.!

320. Uncle Grandpa: WELL, YOU

321. KNOW WHAT THEY SAY.

322. YOU BETTER CHECK YOURSELF...

323. BEFORE YOU RIGGIDY WRECK

324. YOURSELF.

325. Belly Bag: UH, O-OKAY.

326. Uncle Grandpa: WELL, THE

327. ENGINE WORKS.

328. PIZZA FLAG WORKS.

329. SPARE TIRE WORKS.

330. TOOTHBRUSH WORKS.

331. THIS STUPID THING WORKS.

332. DIAPERS WORK.

333. WHATEVER THIS ROOM IS WORKS.

334. TIRE PRESSURE WORKS!

335. TUBE WORKS!

336. SWORD WORKS.

337. FROYO MACHINE WORKS.

338. HIGH BEAMS WORK.

339. Pizza Steve: MWAH!

340. OOH, YOU'RE HANDSOME.

341. Uncle Grandpa: PERISCOPE

342. WORKS.

343. FROYO MACHINE STILL WORKS.

344. DISCO BALL WORKS.

345. Belly Bag:

346. Uncle Grandpa: WEREWOLF

347. WORKS!

348. CAR HORN WORKS.

349. TANNING BED WORKS.

350. TRANSMISSION WORKS.

351. Belly Bag: UNCLE GRANDPA!

352. Uncle Grandpa: TOILET WORKS!

353. Belly Bag: UNCLE GRANDPA!

354. Uncle Grandpa: WATER SLIDE

355. WORKS.

356. Belly Bag: UNCLE GRANDPA,

357. UNCLE GRANDPA!

358. Uncle Grandpa: WHAT'S WRONG

359. WITH THE RV?

360. WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE RV?

361. Belly Bag: UNCLE GRANDPA!

362. Uncle Grandpa: BELLY BAG,

363. CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY FREAKING

364. OUT?

365. Belly Bag: BUT,

366. UNCLE GRANDPA, THE PROBLEM'S

367. RIGHT THERE!

368. Uncle Grandpa: A RECORD FROM

369. MY RECORD COLLECTION WAS OUT OF

370. PLACE?

371. HOW DID THAT GET PAST MY

372. CRIPPLING NEAT FREAKINESS?

373. OH, WHAT A CLASSIC!

374. HAVEN'T LISTENED TO THIS BAD BOY

375. IN YEARS.

376. BACK YOU GO!

377. YAY!

378. THE CHECK LIGHT STOPPED

379. BLINKING!

380. BUT, BELLY BAG, IF YOU KNEW WHAT

381. WAS WRONG WITH THE R. V. THIS

382. WHOLE TIME, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY

383. ANYTHING?

384. Belly Bag: I'M SORRY,

385. UNCLE GRANDPA.

386. EVER SINCE I GOT MAULED BY THAT

387. WEREWOLF, I HAVEN'T BEEN FEELING

388. MYSELF.

389. Uncle Grandpa: WELL, I KNOW

390. WHAT'LL GET YOU BACK ON TRACK —

391. SOME DELICIOUS FROYO!

392. FOLLOW ME, LITTLE BUDDY!

393. Belly Bag: [ LAUGHING

394. EVILLY ]