Uncle Grandpa 1x38

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Jackie Buscarino as Jackie (voice)

A young girl's suppressed sense of humor breeds evil that can only be defeated with the help of Uncle Grandpa.

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1. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!

2. GOOD MORNING.

3. GOOD MORNING.

4. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.

5. GOOD MORNING!

6. Uncle Grandpa: NOW, THIS IS

7. WHAT I CALL A HEADSTAND!

8. UNCLE GRANDPA STYLE!

9. Mr. I CAN'T BREATHE, I

10. CAN'T BREATHE.

11. Uncle Grandpa: ALLEY-OOP!

12. AND NOW FOR SOME BUBBLEGUM

13. BALLOON ANIMALS.

14. A GIRAFFE!

15. Uncle Grandpa: A FAT, SMELLY

16. RHINO!

17. Pizza Steve: [ SPIT! ]

18. Uncle Grandpa: A GRUMPY

19. DINOSAUR!

20. Mr. HEH, HEH.

21. GOT TO ADMIT THAT'S PRETTY

22. FUNNY.

23. Uncle Grandpa: A GIANT,

24. REALISTIC, FLYING TIGER!

25. Uncle Grandpa: WELL, GUYS,

26. I'D LIKE TO STAY HERE AND KEEP

27. THE LAUGHS GOING, BUT I HAVE TO

28. CUT THINGS SHORT.

29. AW!

30. Uncle Grandpa: OTHERWISE, I'M

31. GONNA BE LATE FOR MY APPOINTMENT

32. WITH LITTLE JACKIE.

33. AND I'M NEVER LATE WHEN IT COMES

34. TO HELPING KIDS!

35. IT'S KIND OF MY POLICY.

36. Pizza Steve: HEY, I'M

37. SUPPOSED TO BE DRIVING THE R. V.

38. RIGHT NOW, BUT YOU DON'T SEE ME

39. MAKING A BIG DEAL ABOUT THAT

40. POLICY.

41. Uncle Grandpa: LOOKS LIKE

42. THIS GLASS SAVED MY —

43. UH-OH.

44. UNCLE GRANDPA?

45. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING,

46. JACKIE!

47. WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM

48. THAT I CAN PROVIDE A SOLUTION

49. TO?

50. I DON'T GO BY JACKIE.

51. I PREFER JACQUELINE.

52. Uncle Grandpa: OH, OKAY,

53. JACQUELINE.

54. GLAD TO BE OF SERVICE.

55. THAT WAS A QUICK FIX.

56. AND WITH ENOUGH TIME TO WAX MY

57. COIN COLLECTION.

58. ACTUALLY, SOME BOZO DECIDED

59. TO THROW BUBBLE GUM ALL OVER MY

60. BOOK BAG WHILE I WAS WALKING

61. HOME FROM SCHOOL.

62. NOW I CAN'T OPEN IT UP TO DO MY

63. HONORS ALGEBRA HOMEWORK.

64. Uncle Grandpa: WELL, LET ME

65. TAKE A LOOK-SEE SO YOU CAN GET

66. TO YOUR BOOKSIES!

67. HERE YOU GO.

68. UH, THANKS.

69. Uncle Grandpa: AND YOUR

70. BUBBLE GUM.

71. YUCK!

72. Uncle Grandpa: GUESS I GOT

73. YOU OUT OF THAT STICKY

74. SITUATION?

75. IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY?

76. Uncle Grandpa: SURE.

77. WHAT'S WRONG?

78. YOU DON'T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR?

79. HUMOR IS A SIGN OF

80. IMMATURITY, AND I'M TOO OLD FOR

81. THAT KID STUFF.

82. NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE

83. SOME MATH PROBLEMS TO WORK ON.

84. Uncle Grandpa: WAIT A SECOND.

85. BUT I THOUGHT EVERYONE LOVES TO

86. LAUGH.

87. UH, NOT ME.

88. Uncle Grandpa: SO YOU DON'T

89. HURT OR YOUR BELLY'S SORE OR

90. YOUR EYES WATER?

91. NO. LAUGHING'S NOT MY THING.

92. KIND OF MY POLICY.

93. Uncle Grandpa: WELL THAT'S

94. BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T HAD ANYTHING

95. REALLY SUPER-DUPER FUNNY TO

96. LAUGH AT.

97. Uncle Grandpa #2: AND THAT'S

98. WHERE I COME IN.

99. I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE,

100. UNCLE GRANDPA.

101. Uncle Grandpa: THANKS,

102. UNCLE GRANDPA.

103. Uncle Grandpa #2: ANYTIME,

104. BUD.

105. NOW PREPARE TO LAUGH!

106. IS THIS REALLY NECESSARY?

107. Uncle Grandpa: OF COURSE.

108. LIFE!

109. EVERYBODY LIKES STAND-UP COMEDY,

110. ESPECIALLY FROM A STAND-UP GUY

111. LIKE ME.

112. Belly Bag: UH, UNCLE GRANDPA,

113. YOU'RE SITTING DOWN.

114. Uncle Grandpa: PRETTY IRONIC,

115. HUH?

116. DO YOU SEE ME LAUGHING?

117. Uncle Grandpa: HOW ABOUT SOME

118. GOOD, OLD-FASHIONED

119. VENTRILOQUISM?

120. Uncle Grandpa #2: GOOD

121. MORNING!

122. I CAN TOTALLY SEE YOUR MOUTH

123. MOVING.

124. Uncle Grandpa #2: AW, REALLY?

125. Uncle Grandpa: OKAY, OKAY.

126. WELL, UH, I GOT IT.

127. IMPRESSIONS!

128. EVERYONE LOVES IMPRESSIONS.

129. OKAY, OKAY.

130. HERE'S AN IMPRESSION OF — GET

131. THIS — JACK "DICKLESON" HAVING

132. A CONVERSATION WITH THE

133. PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

134. GOOD MORNING!

135. I GUESS IMPRESSIONS AREN'T ONE

136. OF MY STRONG SUITS.

137. BUT THIS IS. EH?

138. MNH-MNH.

139. Uncle Grandpa: PRATFALLS?

140. HECK.

141. Uncle Grandpa:

142. EAR FARTS?

143. BUSH LEAGUE.

144. Uncle Grandpa:

145. [ WHIP! ] AAH!

146. BANANA SPLITS?

147. LAME.

148. Uncle Grandpa:

149. TONGUE TWISTER?

150. KID STUFF.

151. Uncle Grandpa: BEE TRAINING?

152. NOPE.

153. Uncle Grandpa: ♪ FALSETTO R&B

154. NO.

155. Uncle Grandpa: JAZZ MUSIC?

156. NO.

157. Uncle Grandpa: HOW ABOUT

158. THIS?

159. NO!

160. Uncle Grandpa: TURTLE

161. SURFING?

162. NO.

163. Uncle Grandpa: BIRD-WATCHING?

164. NO!

165. NO.

166. Uncle Grandpa: THIS THING?

167. NO.

168. Uncle Grandpa:

169. NO.

170. NO!

171. Uncle Grandpa:

172. NO!

173. Uncle Grandpa:

174. NOT ONE LAUGH?

175. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

176. THAT WAS MY BEST MATERIAL!

177. Belly Bag: MAYBE SHE JUST

178. ISN'T FEELING WELL.

179. Uncle Grandpa: HMM.

180. YOU'VE GOT A POINT, BELLY BAG.

181. REALLY SERIOUS MEDICAL ISSUE.

182. I'M GONNA HAVE TO TAKE A LOOK

183. INSIDE WITH ONE OF THESE BAD

184. BOYS!

185. A PORTABLE X-RAY MACHINE?

186. IS THAT EVEN SAFE?

187. Uncle Grandpa: OF COURSE IT

188. IS!

189. AS YOU CAN SEE, ALL MY

190. LAUGHTER'S KEPT ME IN TIP-TOP

191. SHAPE!

192. Belly Bag: EVERYTHING'S

193. A-OKAY HERE!

194. Uncle Grandpa: HMM?

195. SEE? I'M FINE.

196. NOW CAN I GET BACK TO MY

197. HOMEWORK?

198. Uncle Grandpa: IT'S VERY

199. DIFFICULT TO MAKE THINGS OUT AT

200. THIS RESOLUTION.

201. GONNA NEED TO ZOOM IN A BIT.

202. ENHANCE IMAGE 20%.

203. PAN RIGHT. TRACK 45 LEFT.

204. ENHANCE 15 TO 23.

205. HUH? WAIT A SECOND.

206. OKAY, ARE YOU DONE YET?

207. Uncle Grandpa: HANG ON!

208. THERE! I KNEW IT!

209. WHAT?

210. IS THIS ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR

211. STUPID JOKES?

212. Uncle Grandpa: OH, THEY'RE

213. EVERYWHERE!

214. YOU'VE GOT A CASE OF LAUGH

215. GREMLINS!

216. LAUGH GREMLINS?

217. THAT'S THE DUMBEST THING I'VE

218. EVER HEARD.

219. Uncle Grandpa: NO, LAUGH

220. GREMLINS ARE REAL, AND THEY

221. DEVELOP IN YOUR BODY WHEN YOU

222. HOLD BACK YOUR LAUGHTER!

223. HOLDING BACK MY LAUGHTER?

224. Uncle Grandpa: YEAH. YOU'VE

225. BEEN LAUGHING ON THE INSIDE.

226. AND FROM THE LOOKS OF IT, YOU

227. GREMLINS CRAWLING INSIDE OF YOU!

228. Belly Bag: UNCLE GRANDPA, DO

229. YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?

230. Uncle Grandpa: THAT I REALLY

231. AM FUNNY!

232. Belly Bag: NO!

233. IT MEANS THAT IF YOU MAKE JUST

234. ONE MORE JOKE, SHE'LL BLOW!

235. Uncle Grandpa: OH, MY GOSH,

236. YOU'RE RIGHT!

237. NOBODY MAKE A SINGLE JOKE!

238. I MEAN IT! NO FUNNY STUFF!

239. UNCLE GRANDPA, YOU'RE THE

240. ONLY ONE WHO'S BEEN CRACKING

241. JOKES.

242. Uncle Grandpa: BETTER THAN

243. CRACKING YOLKS!

244. I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD.

245. WHAT'S HAPPENING?

246. Uncle Grandpa: OH, NO!

247. TOO MANY...

248. JO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-KES!

249. Uncle Grandpa: OH, NO!

250. MY ICE CREAM!

251. OH, DEAR!

252. WHOA!

253. MY PACEMAKER CAN'T HANDLE THIS.

254. HUH?

255. AAH!

256. GET OUT OF THERE!

257. UNCLE GRANDPA, THESE GREMLINS

258. ARE DESTROYING THE NEIGHBORHOOD.

259. MY MOM IS GONNA GET SO MAD AT

260. ME.

261. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.

262. Uncle Grandpa: NOT AS FUNNY

263. AS YOU LOOK WITH A GREMLIN IN

264. YOUR HAIR.

265. HUH?

266. Uncle Grandpa: WAIT A SECOND!

267. DID YOU JUST LAUGH?

268. YEAH, I-I THINK SO.

269. Uncle Grandpa: THAT'S IT!

270. THE GREMLINS!

271. BUT I CAN'T POSSIBLY LAUGH

272. LONG ENOUGH TO DESTROY THEM ALL.

273. THERE'S TOO MANY!

274. Uncle Grandpa: THERE'S ONLY

275. NONSTOP — LAUGHING GAS!

276. LAUGHING GAS?

277. BUT WHERE ARE YOU GONNA FIND

278. THE — WHA!

279. Uncle Grandpa: I NEED YOU TO

280. INHALE THIS.

281. BUT THAT'S NOT —

282. Uncle Grandpa: I DON'T HAVE

283. TIME TO EXPLAIN.

284. UGH!

285. IT SMELLS LIKE SOCKS AND

286. BROCCOLI.

287. Uncle Grandpa: YEAH.

288. I HAD SOCKS AND BROCCOLI FOR

289. LUNCH.

290. THAT'S DISGUSTING!

291. [ SLURP! SLURP! SLURP! ]

292. THAT'S MUCH BETTER.

293. IT'S WORKING!

294. I HATE MY JOB.

295. Uncle Grandpa: YOU DID IT!

296. I DID!

297. Uncle Grandpa: I'M SO PROUD

298. OF YOU, JACQUELINE!

299. THANKS, UNCLE GRANDPA.

300. NATURAL PART OF LIFE AND THAT

301. IT'S NOT NECESSARILY A SIGN OF

302. IMMATURITY AND CAN ACTUALLY SAVE

303. PEOPLE'S LIVES!

304. NO?

305. WELL, I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE

306. LESSON I WAS SUPPOSED TO LEARN.

307. [ CHOMP! ]

308. UNCLE GRANDPA, QUICK!

309. I NEED SOME LAUGHING GAS.

310. Uncle Grandpa:

311. Uncle Grandpa: I'M ALL OUT!

312. WELL, THEN, TELL A JOKE OR

313. SOMETHING — SOMETHING

314. HILARIOUS!

315. Uncle Grandpa: I DON'T REALLY

316. DO WELL UNDER PRESSURE, UH, BUT

317. OKAY.

318. SOMETHING HILARIOUS. UH...

319. WHAT DO YOU CALL A FISH WITH NO

320. EYE?

321. I DON'T KNOW! WHAT?

322. Uncle Grandpa: A F-SH!

323. I DON'T GET IT.

324. Uncle Grandpa: THINK ABOUT

325. IT.

326. F-SH!

327. OH! I GET IT!

328. F-SH!

329. A FISH WITHOUT AN "I."

330. THAT'S FUNNY.

331. UH-OH.

332. WE DID IT!

333. THANKS TO YOUR LAUGHING GAS.

334. Uncle Grandpa: ACTUALLY, IT

335. WAS ALL YOU, JACKIE — I MEAN

336. JACQUELINE.

337. ACTUALLY, I PREFER JACKIE.

338. WACKY JACKIE!

339. Uncle Grandpa: AW YEAH!

340. GOOD MORNING.

341. WELCOME TO A REVOLUTIONARY

342. FITNESS PROGRAM KNOWN AS

343. GRANDPA CIZE, STARRING EVERYONE

344. IN THE WORLD'S UNCLE AND

345. GRANDPA, UNCLE GRANDPA!

346. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD

347. MORNING!

348. HEY, GUYS, HOPE YOU'RE READY TO

349. GET FIT WITH ME.

350. YEAH, YEAH! LET'S DO IT!

351. UH-HUH.

352. THAT'S RIGHT.

353. OKAY. YEAH!

354. 2, 3, 4, 1, 2, 3, 4.

355. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.

356. UH... OKAY!

357. UH-HUH!

358. Mr.

359. Uncle Grandpa:

360. YEAH!

361. Mr.

362. Uncle Grandpa: HERE'S WHERE

363. IT GETS HARD, BUT I BELIEVE IN

364. YOU.

365. Mr.

366. Uncle Grandpa:

367. THAT'S THE WAY TO SWEAT, BOYS.

368. Mr.

369. Uncle Grandpa:

370. YEAH!

371. Mr.

372. Uncle Grandpa: YEAH!

373. FEEL THE BURN!

374. Mr.

375. Uncle Grandpa: SWEAT IT OUT,

376. BOYS, SWEAT IT OUT!

377. Mr.

378. Uncle Grandpa: FEEL THE BUR—

379. Pizza Steve: MR. GUS!

380. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?

381. HOW DARE YOU START GRANDPA CIZE

382. WITHOUT ME?

383. Uncle Grandpa: 3, 4.

384. YEAH!

385. NOW GO HIT THE SHOWERS!

386. GOOD MORNING!

387. [ GULP! ] AHH!

388. GOOD MORNING!