Uncle Grandpa 1x37

Directed by

Audie Harrison as Beary Nice (voice) • Paul Rugg as Troll (voice)

Uncle Grandpa and Mr. Gus venture into cyberspace to defeat an Internet troll.

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1. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!

2. GOOD MORNING.

3. GOOD MORNING.

4. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.

5. GOOD MORNING!

6. Pizza Steve: OKAY, MR. GUS, I

7. HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR THE

8. REAL-ESTATE-OPOLY TRADE OF THE

9. CENTURY, 'CAUSE I WANT TO TRADE

10. Y-O-O-O-O-OU...

11. THE LIGHT BULB COMPANY FOR...

12. DOWNTOWN BURBANK.

13. Mr. WHAT?

14. NO WAY!

15. DOWNTOWN BURBANK IS HEAVEN ON

16. EARTH!

17. LITTLE CHEESE, YOU CRAZY.

18. Uncle Grandpa: WHOA!

19. WHOA! LOOK OUT! LOOK OUT!

20. HOT VIDEO!

21. HOT VIDEO COMING THROUGH!

22. HOT VIDEO!

23. Mr. OKAY. MY TURN.

24. Pizza Steve: OW!

25. Uncle Grandpa: H-O-O-O-O-OT

26. VIDE-O-O-O-O-O-O!

27. YOU GUYS, I JUST MADE THE

28. GREATEST VIDEO OF ALL TIME.

29. Mr. OH, YEAH?

30. WHAT'S IT ABOUT?

31. Pizza Steve: WHO CARES?

32. JUST GET THAT THING ON THE

33. INTERNET, STAT!

34. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD CALL,

35. PIZZA STEVE.

36. TO THE COMPUTER!

37. YUH!

38. YEH!

39. A-A-A-A-AND...

40. UPLOAD.

41. IT'S GO TIME.

42. I HOPE THE PEOPLE OF THE WORLD

43. CAN HANDLE HOW AWESOME MY VIDEO

44. IS.

45. Pizza Steve: CHECK THE

46. COMMENTS, UNCLE G.

47. Uncle Grandpa: OKAY.

48. UNH!

49. HERE WE GO — FOUR COMMENTS.

50. "PRETTY COOL."

51. "AWESOME."

52. "NICE."

53. "WORST VIDEO EVER."

54. "WORST VIDEO EVER"?

55. THAT COMMENT HURT.

56. Mr. I WOULDN'T GET TOO

57. WORKED UP ABOUT IT,

58. UNCLE GRANDPA.

59. IT'S JUST ONE NEGATIVE COMMENT.

60. Uncle Grandpa: WELL, MAYBE

61. YOU'RE RIGHT.

62. THREE NEW COMMENTS.

63. Uncle Grandpa:

64. ALL RIGHT. I'M GONNA FORGET

65. ABOUT THAT ONE BAD COMMENT BY

66. FOCUSING ON THESE THREE NEW

67. COMMENTS.

68. "LAME TOWN U. S. A."?

69. "UNCLE GRANDPA JUST RUINED THE

70. INTERNET"?

71. "WALKING ON HOT DOGS IS

72. STUPID"?

73. IT'S THAT SAME GUY AGAIN!

74. WHAT'S HIS NAME?

75. CHEESEPUFF MIKE.

76. WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS?

77. Mr. HE PROBABLY THINKS

78. HE'S THE GREATEST THING SINCE

79. SLICED BREAD, BUT, ALAS, HE'S

80. JUST A TROLL.

81. Uncle Grandpa: A TROLL, HUH?

82. WELL, THERE'S ONLY ONE SOLUTION

83. FOR THAT — DESTROY ALL THE

84. BRIDGES IN THE WORLD.

85. Mr. UNCLE GRANDPA, I'M

86. NOT TALKING ABOUT THE KIND OF

87. TROLL WHO LIVES UNDER BRIDGES.

88. I'M TALKING ABOUT AN INTERNET

89. TROLL.

90. YOU KNOW, SOMEONE WHO TRIES TO

91. UPSET PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET BY

92. POSTING MEAN COMMENTS AND

93. WHATNOT.

94. Uncle Grandpa: WELL, ANY WAY

95. YOU SLICE IT, WE GOT A TROLL

96. PROBLEM.

97. WE'RE GOING TO SOLVE THAT TROLL

98. PROBLEM RIGHT NOW.

99. Pizza Steve: WHAT THE HECK

100. ARE YOU DOING UNCLE G?

101. Uncle Grandpa: I'M GOING

102. INSIDE THE INTERNET.

103. Pizza Steve: BUT THAT'S...

104. IMPOSSIBLE.

105. Uncle Grandpa: AHA!

106. UNH!

107. HYAH! YAH!

108. OO-YAH!

109. MR. GUS, YOU'RE COMING WITH ME!

110. Mr. I AM?

111. Uncle Grandpa: YOU'RE GONNA

112. HELP ME TRACK DOWN THAT INTERNET

113. TROLL.

114. HERE — PUT THESE ON.

115. Mr. RUBBER KITCHEN

116. GLOVES AND A COWBOY HAT?

117. Uncle Grandpa: NO, NO, NO,

118. NO, NO.

119. TROLL HANDLING GLOVES AND AN

120. INTERNET SAFETY HELMET.

121. COME ON. LET'S GO.

122. Pizza Steve: PIZZA STEVE!

123. Uncle Grandpa: ALL RIGHT,

124. WE'RE INSIDE THE INTERNET!

125. NOW TO TRACK DOWN THAT INTERNET

126. TROLL AND DEMAND AN APOLOGY!

127. Mr. UNCLE GRANDPA, WE

128. AIN'T EVER GONNA FIND THAT TROLL

129. IN A PLACE THIS CRAZY AND

130. COMPLICATED.

131. Uncle Grandpa: WATCH AND

132. LEARN.

133. Mr. WHAT YOU DOING,

134. UNCLE GRANDPA?

135. Uncle Grandpa: CHEESEPUFF

136. DUST, MR. GUS.

137. Mr. SAY WHAT?

138. Uncle Grandpa: CHEESEPUFF

139. DUST!

140. DON'T YOU SEE?

141. IF WE FOLLOW THIS CHEESE DUST

142. TRAIL, IT'LL LEAD US RIGHT TO

143. CHEESEPUFF MIKE, A. K. A. THE

144. TROLL.

145. Mr. WHATEVER YOU SAY,

146. UNCLE GRANDPA.

147. Uncle Grandpa: COME ON!

148. WAIT. HOLD UP.

149. Mr. WHAT'S WRONG?

150. Uncle Grandpa: TIME FOR A

151. SQUISHY-BEAR BREAK.

152. AHH.

153. Mr.

154. UNCLE GRANDPA, NO OFFENSE, BUT

155. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THE

156. HECK YOU'RE DOING?

157. Uncle Grandpa: PATIENCE,

158. MR. GUS.

159. TROLL TRACKING IS A PRECISE

160. SCIENCE.

161. Mr. SO, WHAT NOW?

162. JUST KEEP ON WALKING IN CIRCLES?

163. Uncle Grandpa: NAH. MY LEGS

164. ARE GETTING TIRED.

165. LET'S TAKE THIS CYBER CYCLE.

166. DANG.

167. THIS IS ONE SMOOTH RIDE.

168. Mr. HEY, HEY!

169. Uncle Grandpa: HEY, LET'S SEE

170. HOW THIS BABY HANDLES WHEELIES.

171. Mr. I DON'T THINK THAT'S

172. SUCH A GOOD ID—

173. Uncle Grandpa: YEAH!

174. Mr. WHOA!

175. Uncle Grandpa: WHEELIES!

176. WHEELIES! WHEELIES!

177. PRETTY AWESOME, HUH, MR. GUS?

178. Mr. WHERE AM I?

179. Uncle Grandpa: THE WORLD WIDE

180. WEB.

181. Mr. AAH!

182. Uncle Grandpa: HEY, MR. GUS,

183. NO TIME FOR NAPS!

184. WE'RE AT THE END OF THE

185. CHEESEPUFF DUST TRAIL.

186. Mr. YOU SAID THIS

187. CHEESE TRAIL WOULD LEAD US TO A

188. TROLL, BUT I DON'T SEE A TROLL.

189. ALL I SEE IS A WALL.

190. Uncle Grandpa: THE TROLL'S

191. BEHIND THIS WALL.

192. WE'RE GONNA NEED SHEER BRUTE

193. STRENGTH TO BREAK THROUGH THIS

194. THING.

195. AND THAT'S WHERE YOU COME IN.

196. ON THE COUNT OF THREE.

197. 1, 2, 3!

198. Mr. UNH! UNH! UNH!

199. Uncle Grandpa: THIS ISN'T

200. WORKING.

201. BELLY BAG, I'M GONNA NEED MY

202. LASER HAMMER.

203. Belly Bag: YOU GOT IT,

204. UNCLE GRANDPA!

205. BLUGH!

206. Uncle Grandpa: THANK YOU.

207. HEY, MR. GUS, I SAID NO NAPS!

208. LET'S GO!

209. Mr.

210. Uncle Grandpa: THERE IT IS.

211. Uncle Grandpa: THE INTERNET

212. TROLL.

213. NO!

214. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

215. I WAS JUST ABOUT TO LEAVE

216. ANOTHER COMMENT ON YOUR VIDEO

217. PAGE.

218. "UNCLE GRANDPA... IS A

219. SIMPLETON."

220. Uncle Grandpa: HEY!

221. YOU BETTER APOLOGIZE FOR ALL THE

222. MEAN COMMENTS!

223. NO!

224. HOW'S THIS FOR AN APOLOGY?

225. "UNCLE GRANDPA'S MUSTACHE IS A

226. STUPID!"

227. Uncle Grandpa: YOU WISH YOU

228. COULD GROW A MUSTACHE LIKE THIS.

229. "UNCLE GRANDPA IS —"

230. Uncle Grandpa: GONNA DESTROY

231. THAT TROLL!

232. Mr. UNCLE GRANDPA, ARE

233. YOU NUTS?

234. HE'S JUST A KID!

235. Uncle Grandpa: NO, HE'S A

236. DIRTY LITTLE TROLL!

237. LET GO, MR. GUS!

238. Mr. DANG IT,

239. UNCLE GRANDPA!

240. Uncle Grandpa: LET GO!

241. WHOA! UNH!

242. Mr. AAH!

243. Uncle Grandpa:

244. IT'S TROLL-TOAST TIME.

245. UH-OH.

246. THE BATTERIES ARE DEAD!

247. RAAR!

248. HYAH!

249. WE'RE HEADED STRAIGHT FOR AN OAK

250. TREE.

251. AND THAT TROLL'S GONNA KILL US!

252. UNLESS WE CAN DESTROY HIM FIRST.

253. Mr. HOW?

254. BY EXPOSING HIM TO SUNLIGHT AND

255. TURNING HIM INTO STONE?

256. Uncle Grandpa: MR. GUS, THIS

257. IS AN INTERNET TROLL.

258. WE EXPOSE HIM TO THE INTERNET

259. AND TURN HIM TO STONE.

260. DUH.

261. BELLY BAG, IT'S TIME TO LAY DOWN

262. SOME HOT DOGS.

263. Belly Bag: GOT IT!

264. ALL RIGHT, IT'S GO TIME.

265. Mr. AND THE HOT DOGS ON

266. THE GROUND ARE SUPPOSED TO DO

267. WHAT, EXACTLY?

268. Uncle Grandpa: THEY CAME

269. INTERNET FAMOUS.

270. ANY LAST WORDS, UNCLE GRANDPA?

271. Uncle Grandpa: YEAH. YOU JUST

272. WALKED ON HOT DOGS.

273. WHAT?

274. Uncle Grandpa: WE GOT TO GET

275. THIS ON THE INTERNET, FAST!

276. OH, NO, YOU DON'T!

277. Uncle Grandpa: YIKES!

278. ALL RIGHT, MR. GUS, SPLIT UP!

279. HUH?

280. Uncle Grandpa: BELLY BAG, I

281. GOT A BOGEY ON MY TAIL.

282. Belly Bag: WELL, THAT'S

283. NOTHING A FEW OF BELLY BAG'S

284. FAMOUS KNUCKLE SANDWICHES CAN'T

285. FIX.

286. Uncle Grandpa: OH, MAN, GREAT

287. IDEA!

288. Belly Bag: OPEN WIDE!

289. HUH?

290. OHH!

291. AAAAAAAH!

292. Belly Bag: ALL RIGHT!

293. THAT TROLL JUST GOT —

294. Uncle Grandpa: YEAH. HEY,

295. WHERE ARE THE SANDWICHES?

296. Belly Bag: UH, WHAT? HUH?

297. Uncle Grandpa: THE KNUCKLE

298. SANDWICHES.

299. I'M REALLY HUNGRY.

300. Belly Bag: "KNUCKLE

301. SANDWICHES" IS JUST A FIGURE OF

302. SPEECH, UNCLE GRANDPA.

303. Uncle Grandpa: OH! WELL, UH,

304. YOU GOT ANY PEANUT-BUTTER AND

305. JELLY IN THERE?

306. Belly Bag: HERE YOU GO!

307. Uncle Grandpa: THANKS.

308. MMM!

309. THAT'S A GOOD SANDWICH.

310. AAH!

311. WHOA.

312. Uncle Grandpa: OH!

313. MR. GUS!

314. AND UPLOAD!

315. NO!

316. "HOTDOG WALK 2"?

317. N-O-O-O-O-O!

318. THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!

319. Uncle Grandpa: OH, IT'S

320. HAPPENING.

321. NOW LET'S CHECK OUT THE COMMENTS

322. SECTION, SHALL WE?

323. "UNCLE GRANDPA DID THIS

324. ALREADY."

325. WELL, HE'S GOT THAT RIGHT.

326. HUH?

327. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

328. Uncle Grandpa: THERE'S A

329. FROWNY-FACE EMOTICON, TOO.

330. HMM. LET'S READ ANOTHER ONE.

331. "TROLLS ARE GROSS."

332. Mr. HMM.

333. NO!

334. NO, NO, NO!

335. Uncle Grandpa: "INFINITE

336. FROWNY FACES," FOLLOWED BY THREE

337. FROWNY-FACE EMOTICONS.

338. NO!

339. Uncle Grandpa: HEY, KIDS,

340. DON'T BE A JERK ON THE INTERNET

341. OR YOU MIGHT END UP LIKE OUR

342. FRIEND HERE.

343. PEACE OUT.

344. "NEW EXPERIENCES," WITH

345. BEARY NICE...

346. THAT'S ME!

347. AND HOT DOG PERSON.

348. THAT'S ME.

349. WE'RE ABOUT TO GET OUR VERY

350. FIRST HAIRCUTS, AND, BOY, DO I

351. NEED ONE.

352. JUST LOOK AT THIS RAT'S NEST.

353. BUT, BEARY, I DON'T HAVE ANY

354. HAIR, ONLY HOT-DOG SKIN.

355. HMM.

356. DON'T WORRY.

357. YOU WON'T FEEL A THING.

358. OKAY.

359. I BELIEVE YOU.

360. GOODBYE, OUTSIDE!

361. ME FIRST!

362. JUST A LITTLE OFF THE TOP.

363. AND I'M KEEPING THE SIDEBURNS.

364. WOW!

365. I LOOK LIKE A MOVIE STAR.

366. YOUR TURN, HOT DOG PERSON.

367. BUT — BUT — BUT —

368. DON'T WORRY.

369. YOU WON'T FEEL A THING.

370. OKAY. I —

371. AAAAAAAH!

372. AAH! AAH!

373. OW!

374. HMM.

375. TOO WAVY.

376. AAAAAAH!

377. TOO NOT WAVY.

378. AAAAAH! AAH!

379. TOO NUMBER 2.

380. AAH!

381. AAH!

382. AAH!

383. AAH!

384. AAH!

385. AAH!

386. AAH!

387. AAH!

388. AAH!

389. AAH!

390. AAH!

391. AAH!

392. AAH!

393. OHH!

394. PERFECT!

395. SO, WHAT DID YOU THINK OF YOUR

396. FIRST HAIRCUT, HOT DOG PERSON?

397. I GUESS YOU WERE RIGHT,

398. BEARY.

399. I REALLY DON'T FEEL A THING.