Uncle Grandpa 1x34

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Grey DeLisle as Additional Voices (voice) • Tom Kenny as Tiny Miracle / Additional Voices (voice) • Lena Headey as Aunt Grandma (voice)

The gang must stop a nefarious imposter from rendering Uncle Grandpa obsolete.

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1. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!

2. GOOD MORNING.

3. GOOD MORNING.

4. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.

5. GOOD MORNING!

6. WHOO HOO!

7. DOO, DO-DO DO-DO DOO DO DOO!

8. YEAH!

9. HUH?

10. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING,

11. ZACH!

12. UNCLE GRANDPA?

13. WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY MIRROR?

14. Uncle Grandpa: I WAS JUST

15. REFLECTING ON THE POSSIBILITIES

16. OF HELPING YOU BECOME A

17. ROCK STAR.

18. SO STOP PLUCKING AROUND ON THAT

19. AXE, 'CAUSE WE'RE GOING TO

20. SPACE.

21. SPACE?

22. Uncle Grandpa: ALL ROCK STARS

23. COME FROM SPACE.

24. THAT'S WHY THEY'RE SPACED OUT

25. ALL THE TIME.

26. SO, FIRST WE GET OUR SPACE SUITS

27. ON, THEN WE FLY TO THE NEAREST

28. STAR — NOT THE SUN.

29. UH, I'M KIND OF BANNED FROM THAT

30. FOR A WHILE.

31. BUT UNCLE GRANDPA, I'VE

32. ALREADY GOT WHAT I NEED — A

33. SWEET ELECTRIC GUITAR!

34. Uncle Grandpa: MAPLE TOP,

35. HUMBUCKER PICK-UPS, ROSEWOOD

36. FINGERBOARD, PEARL INLAYS,

37. ANGLED HEADSTOCK WITH

38. GOLD-PLATED HARDWARE?

39. IMPRESSIVE.

40. BUT HOW DID YOU GET IT?

41. Aunt Grandma: IT WAS A GIFT.

42. Uncle Grandpa: AND IT CAN TALK?

43. Aunt Grandma: OVER HERE, OLD

44. MAN.

45. Uncle Grandpa: WHA—?

46. Aunt Grandma: I'M YOUR

47. AUNT GRANDMA.

48. Uncle Grandpa: WHOA!

49. IT'S LIKE LOOKING IN A MIRROR.

50. Aunt Grandma: THAT'S RIGHT.

51. I'M EVERYONE IN THE WORLD'S

52. PRACTICAL AUNT AND GRANDMA.

53. MUCH LIKE YOU, I HELP KIDS WITH

54. THEIR PROBLEMS.

55. EXCEPT I'M FASTER, SMARTER, AND,

56. LET'S FACE IT, CUTER.

57. Uncle Grandpa: HEY, I'M CUTE!

58. Aunt Grandma: I GAVE LITTLE

59. ZACHY JUST WHAT HE WANTED

60. WITHOUT DRAGGING HIM ON SOME

61. POINTLESS ADVENTURE.

62. I DIDN'T HAVE TO LEARN

63. A THING.

64. Uncle Grandpa: AW, COME ON,

65. ZACH.

66. WHY GOT TO DO ME LIKE THAT?

67. Aunt Grandma: WELL, I'M OFF

68. TO HELP MORE KIDS.

69. BEAUTIFUL MORNING.

70. BYE, AUNT GRANDMA!

71. THANKS FOR THE GUITAR!

72. Pizza Steve: WHO WAS THAT?

73. AUNT GRANDMA.

74. Mr. THAT NAME DOESN'T

75. MAKE ANY SENSE.

76. HOW CAN YOU BE SOMEONE'S AUNT

77. AND GRANDMA?

78. Uncle Grandpa: I FEEL LIKE

79. I'VE MET HER BEFORE.

80. Belly Bag: NO TIME FOR

81. FORESHADOWING, UNCLE GRANDPA!

82. YOU HAVE A TWO O'CLOCK WITH

83. LITTLE HELGA IN SWEDEN.

84. OH, MAN.

85. I WISH I COULD PLAY.

86. Uncle Grandpa: HEY THERE,

87. HELGA!

88. I HEARD YOU WANT TO BE A HOCKEY STAR!

89. WELL, NOT REALLY A

90. STAR.

91. I JUST NEED SOME EQUIPMENT SO I

92. CAN JOIN IN AND PLAY A GAME WITH

93. THEM.

94. GOAL!

95. Uncle Grandpa:

96. WELL, LUCKY FOR YOU,

97. UNCLE GRANDPA HAS THE PERFECT

98. PLAN TO GET YOU WHAT YOU NEED!

99. AN OVERSIZED CANDY CANE?

100. Uncle Grandpa: NO WAY.

101. A SUPER-FUN ADVENTURE!

102. SO, FIRST WE'LL CLIMB TO THE TOP

103. OF THE TALLEST ICE MOUNTAIN.

104. AAAH!

105. THEN FIGHT A

106. PROFESSIONAL-HOCKEY-STAR

107. POLAR BEAR.

108. Uncle Grandpa: SO, YOU READY

109. TO START THIS AWESOME — HUH?

110. Aunt Grandma: HERE YOU GO,

111. HELGA.

112. COURTESY OF AUNT GRANDMA.

113. THAT'S ME.

114. WHOA, AWESOME!

115. THANKS, AUNT GRANDMA!

116. Aunt Grandma: SIMPLE PROBLEM,

117. SIMPLE SOLUTION.

118. SOMETHING A SIMPLE-MINDED MAN

119. LIKE YOU JUST DOESN'T

120. UNDERSTAND.

121. Uncle Grandpa: WELL, I

122. WOULDN'T SAY YOU SOLVED HER PROBLEM.

123. I MEAN...

124. YES!

125. THANKS AGAIN, AUNT GRANDMA!

126. Aunt Grandma: YOU WERE

127. SAYING?

128. NOW, PLEASE EXCUSE ME.

129. I HAVE SOME MORE KIDS TO HELP.

130. Mr. DON'T WORRY,

131. UNCLE GRANDPA.

132. WE'LL MAKE UP FOR IT WITH LITTLE

133. GREGORY.

134. A PERFECT FISH BOWL WITH NO PET

135. FISH.

136. Uncle Grandpa: AHOY, GREGORY!

137. ARE YOU READY TO HOP ABOARD ME

138. SHIP, THE S. S. U. G., SAIL AS MY

139. FIRST MATE, AND MAKE THE CATCH

140. OF THE CENTURY?

141. UH...

142. Uncle Grandpa: ♪ IT'S TIME TO

143. ♪ LET'S SET SAIL FOR THE

144. Mr. HUH?

145. Uncle Grandpa: ♪ WE'LL LURE

146. Uncle Grandpa #2: AND ME!

147. ♪ DON'T YOU WORRY,

148. WE'LL FIND YOU A NEW FISH

149. TODA-A-A-A-A-A-Y!

150. Aunt Grandma: GREGORY, IS

151. THIS WHAT YOU WERE LOOKING FOR?

152. WOW!

153. THANKS, AUNT GRANDMA.

154. I'M GONNA NAME HIM AUNT GRANDMA.

155. AFTER YOU, AUNT GRANDMA.

156. Aunt Grandma: ANYTHING FOR MY

157. FAVORITE NEPHEW.

158. OH, HEY, UNCLE GRANDPA.

159. DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE.

160. Uncle Grandpa: OH, NO. NOT AGAIN.

161. Aunt Grandma: WELL, WELL,

162. WELL.

163. LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE PUT ON QUITE

164. THE SHOW.

165. BUT SHOWS DON'T SOLVE PROBLEMS.

166. AUNT GRANDMA DOES.

167. OH, WHOOPS!

168. DID I DO THAT?

169. TA-TA, UNCLE LAME-PA!

170. Uncle Grandpa: IT'S NO USE.

171. I JUST CAN'T COMPETE WITH HER.

172. JUST THE THOUGHT OF HELPING KIDS

173. WEIGHS ME DOWN, BECAUSE, KNOWING

174. ME, I'LL PROBABLY JUST SCREW IT UP.

175. WHAT'S THE POINT ANYMORE?

176. I CAN'T SOLVE ANYONE'S PROBLEMS.

177. I'M A TANGLED, KNOTTED MESS

178. INSIDE.

179. IT'S TIME FOR ME TO HANG UP MY

180. SUSPENDERS.

181. Belly Bag: BUT UNCLE GRANDPA,

182. YOU JUST FIXED EVERYONE'S

183. PROBLEMS IN THE R. V.

184. SEE FOR YOURSELF.

185. Mr. THANKS,

186. UNCLE GRANDPA!

187. Pizza Steve: YOU'RE A REAL

188. LIFESAVER, BRO.

189. Tiny Miracle: NOT TO MENTION

190. A MATHEMATICAL GENIUS.

191. Uncle Grandpa: I DID ALL

192. THAT?

193. Belly Bag: YEAH!

194. YOU CAN'T HELP BUT HELP PEOPLE.

195. IT'S IN YOUR NATURE.

196. Uncle Grandpa: AND FOR ME TO

197. DENY MY NATURE WOULD MEAN I

198. WOULD NO LONGER BE

199. UNCLE GRANDPA.

200. AND UNCLE GRANDPA IS WHO I AM.

201. SO IF YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH

202. THAT, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DEAL

203. WITH UNCLE GRANDPA.

204. AND I HELP KIDS THE ONLY WAY I

205. KNOW HOW, AND THAT IS THE

206. UNCLE GRANDPA WAY!

207. NOW WATCH OUT, WORLD, 'CAUSE I'M

208. GONNA HELP SOME KIDS!

209. LET'S SEE HERE...

210. NO! HORRIBLE!

211. Aunt Grandma: OH, HI, TOMMY.

212. HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE?

213. MAYBE YOUR AUNT GRANDMA CAN HELP

214. YOU OUT TODAY.

215. I REALLY WANT TO BE A FAMOUS

216. NOVELIST LIKE MY HEROES.

217. BUT I'VE BEEN TRAPPED INSIDE

218. THIS ROOM MY ENTIRE LIFE, AND

219. I'M AFRAID I'VE HIT A WRITER'S

220. BLOCK.

221. WHAT I NEED IS SOME INSPIRATION

222. AND ADVENTURE.

223. Aunt Grandma: WELL, FIRST

224. OFF, LET'S GET RID OF THOSE

225. CAVEMAN TOOLS YOU'RE USING AND

226. GET YOU WRITING ON THIS

227. BRAND-NEW, POWERMAX PRO LAPTOP.

228. OKAY, BUT I DON'T SEE WHAT

229. THIS HAS TO DO WITH ADVENTURE.

230. Uncle Grandpa: DID SOMEBODY

231. SAY ADVENTURE?

232. WELL, THAT JUST HAPPENS TO BE MY

233. MIDDLE NAME.

234. TOMMY, YOU READY FOR THE MOST

235. AMAZING EXPEDITION WITH YOUR

236. FAVORITE UNCLE GRANDPA?

237. H-H-HECK YEAH!

238. Uncle Grandpa: OKAY!

239. Aunt Grandma: WHAT DO YOU

240. THINK YOU'RE DOING?

241. Uncle Grandpa: GOING ON AN ADVENTURE.

242. YOU CAN COME IF YOU WANT.

243. Aunt Grandma: BUT WHERE —

244. URGH, FINE!

245. I'M GOING TO LOVE WATCHING YOU FAIL.

246. Uncle Grandpa: EVERYONE HAVE

247. THEIR SEAT BELTS ON?

248. YES.

249. Uncle Grandpa: OKAY.

250. HERE WE GO.

251. SO, YOU SEE, TOMMY, ADVENTURE

252. ALL STARTS WITH IMAGINATION.

253. THERE IS THE WORLD YOU LIVE IN,

254. AND THE WORLD INSIDE YOUR MIND.

255. WHY BE AN ORDINARY ROCK STAR

256. WHEN YOU CAN ROCK ON A STAR

257. ROCK, ROCK STAR IN OUTER SPACE?

258. HUH?

259. OH, YEAH!

260. WOW, AMAZING!

261. I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT LIKE THAT.

262. Uncle Grandpa: YEAH, I KNOW.

263. THAT'S WHY I BROUGHT YOU HERE.

264. AND HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN A HOCKEY

265. GAME BETWEEN A GIRL AND A

266. PROFESSIONAL-HOCKEY-PLAYER

267. POLAR-BEAR MAN?

268. YES!

269. Uncle Grandpa: BECAUSE THAT

270. IS DEFINITELY POSSIBLE, TOO,

271. WITH THE POWER OF UNCLE GRANDPA.

272. YOU'RE SO RIGHT!

273. Uncle Grandpa: AND WHEN IT

274. COMES TO PETS THAT LIVE IN

275. WATER, WHY THINK SMALL WHEN YOU

276. COULD HAVE THE BIGGEST FISH IN

277. THE SEA?

278. Uncle Grandpa: SO REMEMBER,

279. TOMMY, SOMETIMES ALL IT TAKES

280. IS A LITTLE MIND-BENDING

281. EXPERIENCE TO SEE THE WORLD IN A

282. WHOLE NEW WAY.

283. AND THAT'S THE UNCLE GRANDPA

284. WAY.

285. THANKS SO MUCH FOR YOUR HELP,

286. UNCLE GRANDPA.

287. Uncle Grandpa: SEE?

288. I AM GOOD AT HELPING PEOPLE!

289. Aunt Grandma: WELL YOU NEVER

290. HELPED ME.

291. Uncle Grandpa:

292. IT'S YOU!

293. LITTLE PRISCILLA JONES!

294. WHAT DO YOU MEAN I NEVER HELPED YOU?

295. Aunt Grandma: WHEN I NEEDED

296. YOUR MAGIC THE MOST, YOU

297. REJECTED ME.

298. THE YEAR WAS 1993.

299. I WAS PUTTING THE FINISHING

300. TOUCHES ON MY SCIENCE-FAIR

301. PROJECT, WHEN SUDDENLY I WAS

302. VISITED BY YOU.

303. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING,

304. PRISCILLA!

305. YOU HACKY SACK?

306. IT'S MAD TIGHT.

307. A LITTLE HELP?

308. Aunt Grandma: THAT'S WHEN YOU

309. SHATTERED MY LIFE INTO A MILLION PIECES.

310. MY PROJECT!

311. YOU RUINED IT.

312. Uncle Grandpa: IT'S ALL GOOD,

313. PRISCILLA.

314. NO, IT'S NOT.

315. YOU HAVE TO HELP ME FIX IT,

316. UNCLE GRANDPA.

317. Uncle Grandpa: DON'T WORRY,

318. LITTLE MISSY.

319. UNCLE G KNOWS EXACTLY HOW TO

320. HELP YOU.

321. COME ON!

322. Aunt Grandma: BUT YOU DIDN'T HELP ME.

323. INSTEAD, YOU TOOK ME ON ONE OF

324. YOUR POINTLESS ADVENTURES,

325. PLAYING HACKY SACK WITH

326. MARTIANS.

327. WHICH LEFT ME WITH NO TIME TO

328. FIX MY PROJECT, RESULTING IN A

329. SECOND-PLACE FINISH AT THE

330. SCIENCE FAIR.

331. AND IT WAS ALL YOUR FAULT AND I

332. HATED YOU FOR IT.

333. WHICH IS WHY I CHOSE TO ACTUALLY

334. HELP KIDS AS AUNT GRANDMA, SO

335. THEY WOULDN'T HAVE TO GO ON YOUR

336. POINTLESS ADVENTURES.

337. Uncle Grandpa: BUT PRISCILLA,

338. I WAS HELPING YOU.

339. I WAS TRYING TO SHOW YOU THAT

340. ALL WORK AND NO FUN IS NO WAY TO

341. LIVE A LIFE.

342. OR WAS I JUST TEACHING HER

343. HACKY SACK?

344. I WAS REALLY INTO HACKY SACK.

345. THE POINT IS, YOU SHOULD HAVE

346. SOME FUN ONCE IN A WHILE, OR YOU

347. JUST MIGHT SNAP.

348. Aunt Grandma: YEAH?

349. HEH, I'LL SHOW YOU SOME SNAPS.

350. Uncle Grandpa: WHAAAAAA!

351. OOF!

352. THAT DOES IT!

353. TIME TO UNLEASH THE BEAST.

354. AAAAH!

355. TIME OUT.

356. THIS KID'S GOT A VENDING MACHINE

357. IN HIS BEDROOM?

358. Aunt Grandma:

359. Uncle Grandpa: I SAID TIME

360. OUT!

361. SHE'S SO FAST!

362. PROTECT ME, DELICIOUS SNACKS!

363. Uncle Grandpa: HERE, LOOK.

364. Aunt Grandma: AAAGH!

365. Uncle Grandpa: OLDEST TRICK

366. IN THE BOOK.

367. Aunt Grandma: HYAH!

368. Aunt Grandma: NO MORE

369. GRANDMA NICE GUY.

370. Uncle Grandpa:

371. BRING IT ON! UGH!

372. BRING IT — UGH!

373. BRI— UGH!

374. ALL RIGHT ALREADY!

375. YOU WANT TO HIT MY FACE?

376. HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS?

377. Mr. SOMEONE REALLY

378. SHOULD STOP THIS FIGHT.

379. Pizza Steve: YEAH, SOMEBODY

380. SHOULD.

381. Uncle Grandpa: AH! AH! AH!

382. Aunt Grandma: AAAAH!

383. UNCLE! UNCLE! UNCLE!

384. Uncle Grandpa: THAT'S RIGHT!

385. UNCLE GRANDPA!

386. Aunt Grandma: OKAY.

387. OKAY, YOU WIN.

388. SHAKE ON IT?

389. Uncle Grandpa: WELL, WE'VE

390. BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH, I DON'T

391. SEE WHY NOT.

392. Aunt Grandma: HA!

393. Uncle Grandpa: HUH?

394. NO!

395. Aunt Grandma: I'VE GOT YOUR

396. MUSTACHE!

397. NOW I'M UNCLE GRANDPA.

398. VICTORY IS MINE!

399. Uncle Grandpa: THERE GOES A

400. TROUBLED WOMAN.

401. Mr. I HAVE A FEELING

402. THIS WON'T BE THE LAST TIME

403. WE'LL SEE HER.

404. Pizza Steve: WELL, ONE

405. THING'S FOR CERTAIN — UNCLE G

406. TOTALLY KICKED HER BUTT!

407. UP TOP, UNCLE G.

408. Uncle Grandpa: YOU KNOW I'D

409. NEVER PASS UP A HIGH FIVE,

410. PIZZA STEVE, BUT UNFORTUNATELY,

411. EVERY SINGLE BONE IN MY BODY IS

412. BROKEN.