Uncle Grandpa 1x33

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Uncle Grandpa goes on vacation only to discover that being Uncle Grandpa is a full time job.

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1. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!

2. GOOD MORNING.

3. GOOD MORNING.

4. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.

5. GOOD MORNING!

6. Uncle Grandpa: KIDS!

7. KIDS, I'M SORRY.

8. I CAN'T HELP ANYONE ELSE TODAY.

9. ARE YOU GUYS GONE?

10. AW, GEE WHIZ!

11. WHOA!

12. I'M DONE HELPING TODAY!

13. COME BACK TOMORROW!

14. FOR SERIOUS, GUYS!

15. AWW!

16. Uncle Grandpa:

17. Mr. YOU EXPECT ME TO

18. BELIEVE THAT?

19. Pizza Steve: YEAH, MAN.

20. IT WAS ELVES.

21. I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY GOT IN.

22. BUT, UH, BETWEEN YOU AND ME, IT

23. WAS PROBABLY UN—

24. OH! THERE HE IS — UNCLE G!

25. Uncle Grandpa: WHEW!

26. I'M HAVING A ROUGH DAY.

27. Pizza Steve: WHAT'S WRONG,

28. UNCLE G?

29. Uncle Grandpa: I HELPED 190

30. PEOPLE JUST THIS MORNING.

31. IT'S TOO MUCH.

32. I HELPED JON RIDE A PONY, I

33. HELPED LIZ DO HER HOMEWORK, I

34. HELPED ANNA LEARN TO

35. INTERPRETIVE-DANCE, I HELPED

36. MIKE HAWK LOOGIES, AND THEN I

37. HELPED SARAH BATTLE A HILL

38. GIANT.

39. I'M BURNT OUT.

40. Mr. IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU

41. COULD USE A VACATION.

42. Uncle Grandpa: A VACATION?

43. I'VE NEVER HAD TIME FOR ONE.

44. Pizza Steve: I TOTALLY GET

45. WHERE YOU'RE COMING FROM,

46. BECAUSE I HAVE ACTUALLY NEVER...

47. NOTBEEN ON VACATION!

48. I'M ON ONE RIGHT NOW.

49. OOOH! IT'S GOING GREAT!

50. Mr. YEAH, UNCLE GRANDPA,

51. IT'S EASY.

52. GO TO THE BEACH.

53. JUST RELAX AND TAKE A BREAK FROM

54. HELPING.

55. Pizza Steve: AND, UH, IF YOU

56. NEED SOME EXTRA MONEY, JUST SELL

57. SOME OF MR. GUS' STUPID

58. CERAMIC-BIRD COLLECTION.

59. Mr. WHOA! WHAT?

60. IS THAT WHAT'S BEEN HAPPENING TO

61. MY GLASS MENAGERIE?

62. YOU SAID WE WERE ROBBED BY

63. ELVES.

64. Pizza Steve: OH, YEAH.

65. IT WAS ELVES.

66. THEY LOVE THAT STUFF.

67. LISTEN, MR. GUS, THIS IS ABOUT

68. UNCLE G, OKAY?

69. NOT EVERYTHING CAN BE ABOUT YOU

70. AND YOUR BIRD TOYS ALL THE TIME!

71. Mr. WHAT?

72. Pizza Steve: YOU'D BETTER GET

73. GOING, UNCLE G, BEFORE BIRDMAN

74. OVER HERE GOES INTO ONE OF HIS

75. FITS.

76. SPEAKING OF WHICH, HERE'S A

77. LITTLE BIRD MONEY FOR THE ROAD.

78. Uncle Grandpa: THANKS.

79. A VACATION, HUH?

80. Mr. TRUST ME,

81. UNCLE GRANDPA — YOU NEED TO

82. RELAX.

83. Uncle Grandpa: BUT HOW DO I

84. DO THAT?

85. Mr. OH, YOU COULD GO

86. WATER-SKIING, ZIP-LINING, OR

87. EVEN SCUBA DIVING.

88. THE POSSIBILITIES ARE VIRTUALLY

89. ENDLESS.

90. Pizza Steve: PLUS, YOU CAN

91. EAT AS MANY HOT DOGS AS YOU

92. WANT, MAN.

93. Uncle Grandpa: SOLD!

94. BELLY BAG, MY LUGGAGE, PLEASE!

95. Belly Bag: SURE THING,

96. UNCLE GRANDPA.

97. BLEH!

98. Uncle Grandpa: OKAY, SEE YOU

99. GUYS LATER.

100. I'M GOING ON VACATION.

101. THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST

102. VACATION EVER!

103. Mr. NOW, YOU'RE NOT

104. GONNA HELP ANYBODY WHILE YOU'RE

105. ON VACATION, RIGHT,

106. UNCLE GRANDPA?

107. Uncle Grandpa: NO, MR. GUS, I

108. PROMISE.

109. THIS LOOKS LIKE A GOOD VACATION

110. SPOT.

111. AND WITH NO SIGNS OF

112. CIVILIZATION, I WON'T HAVE TO

113. HELP ANYBODY.

114. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

115. GOT MY HAMMOCK ALL SET UP.

116. NOW TO SIT BACK, CHILLAX, AND

117. ENJOY ALL 10,000 OF THESE

118. DELICIOUS HOT DOGS.

119. MMMM. MM. MM.

120. OH!

121. Uncle Grandpa: HMM?

122. OH! OH! OH! OH!

123. YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE!

124. I BOW DOWN BEFORE YOU, O GREAT

125. ONE.

126. JUST AS THE PROPHECY HAS

127. FORETOLD, YOU HAVE COME TO SAVE

128. THE ISLAND.

129. Uncle Grandpa: UH, SORRY.

130. YOU MUST HAVE ME CONFUSED WITH

131. SOMEONE ELSE.

132. I'M JUST HERE TO ENJOY MY

133. VACATION.

134. MMMMM.

135. DON'T BE SILLY.

136. YOU ARE HERE TO HELP.

137. Uncle Grandpa: WHOA, WHOA

138. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

139. NORMALLY, I LOVE HELPING PEOPLE

140. OUT WITH STUFF, BUT, UH...

141. MMMMM-MMMMM-MMMMM.

142. I'M ON VACATION.

143. NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, IT'S

144. TIME FOR MY WATER-SKIING

145. SESSION.

146. ALL RIGHT, UNCLE GRANDPA, GUN

147. IT!

148. Uncle Grandpa #2: YOU GOT IT,

149. UNCLE GRANDPA.

150. AAH! AAH!

151. I MUST RUN AND TELL THE

152. OTHERS THAT THE CHOSEN ONE IS

153. HERE!

154. Uncle Grandpa: MMMM. MMM.

155. HOT-DOG ZIP-LINING.

156. THIS IS LIVING.

157. THE CHOSEN ONE!

158. YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE!

159. Uncle Grandpa: I HAVE NO IDEA

160. WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

161. MY PEOPLE HAVE BEEN WAITING

162. FOR YOU.

163. YOU WILL JOIN US AT THE BASE OF

164. THE MOUNTAIN, AND THEN —

165. Uncle Grandpa: LET ME GUESS.

166. THEN YOU'RE GONNA NEED MY HELP

167. WITH SOMETHING.

168. YES.

169. YOU WILL DRINK FROM THE

170. CEREMONIAL COCONUT AND SAVE THE

171. ISLAND!

172. Uncle Grandpa: NO WAY!

173. ABSOLUTELY UNH-UNH!

174. I PROMISED MR. GUS I WASN'T

175. GONNA HELP ANYBODY ON MY

176. VACATION!

177. BUT THE ANCIENT ISLAND

178. PROPHECY SAYS THAT YOU, THE

179. CHOSEN ONE, WILL HELP —

180. Uncle Grandpa: SORRY.

181. I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

182. I'M ON VACATION.

183. IF I KNEW THIS VACATION WAS

184. GONNA TURN INTO A NON-VACATION,

185. THEN I WOULDN'T HAVE TAKEN A

186. VACATION IN THE FIRST PLACE.

187. HOPEFULLY, I CAN GET THROUGH THE

188. NEXT FIVE MINUTES WITHOUT BEING

189. ASKED FOR HELP.

190. NO ONE WILL FIND ME IN THIS

191. UNDERWATER CAVE.

192. HUH?

193. NO TIME FOR FOOD.

194. WE NEED HELP NOW.

195. THIS ANCIENT SCROLL DEPICTS THE

196. CHOSEN ONE PROTECTING THE ISLAND

197. FROM CERTAIN DOOM, YEAH?

198. FOR 5,000 YEARS, WE'VE WAITED

199. FOR YOU.

200. YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE!

201. Uncle Grandpa: DANG.

202. I WISH I COULD DRAW LIKE THAT.

203. BUT, ANYWAY, IF THAT GUY IS

204. SUPPOSED TO BE ME, THEN HOW COME

205. HE WASN'T DRAWN ENJOYING A

206. VACATION?

207. AGAIN, I'M ONLY HERE TO ENJOY A

208. VACATION.

209. VACATION LATER. HELP NOW.

210. DRINK FROM THE CEREMONIAL

211. COCONUT, AND THE ISLAND SPIRIT

212. WILL STOP THE IMPENDING

213. DESTRUCTION.

214. ONLY YOU CAN HELP US.

215. Uncle Grandpa: NOW, HANG ON,

216. CHIEF!

217. SORRY YOU DIDN'T GET THE MEMO,

218. BUT I'M NOT HELPING ANYONE WITH

219. ANYTHING, 'CAUSE I'M ON

220. VACATION!

221. VACATION!

222. VACATION!

223. I'M ON VACATION!

224. WE'RE DOOMED.

225. Uncle Grandpa: WHAT THE HECK

226. IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?

227. I DON'T SEE WHAT POSSIBLY COULD

228. BE SO IMPORTANT.

229. OH, COOL! CAVE COMICS!

230. LET'S SEE, HERE.

231. SMOKING VOLCANO...

232. UNCLE GRANDPA DRINKS FROM A

233. SPECIAL COCONUT...

234. VOLCANO STOPS SMOKING...

235. ISLAND PEOPLE REJOICE.

236. HUH. I DON'T GET IT.

237. WHOA!

238. A SMOKING VOLCANO — JUST LIKE

239. THE ONE IN THE CAVE SUNDAY

240. FUNNIES!

241. HUH. WHAT A STRANGE COINCIDENCE.

242. DRINK FROM THE COCONUT!

243. QUICK!

244. THERE'S STILL A FEW SECONDS

245. LEFT!

246. Uncle Grandpa: AND IF I

247. DON'T?

248. WHY?

249. ALL OF MY PEOPLE ARE GOING TO

250. DIE!

251. WHY DIDN'T YOU DRINK FROM THE

252. COCONUT?

253. Uncle Grandpa: UH, VACATION,

254. VACATION, VACATION, VACATION?

255. THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO SAVE THE

256. ISLAND NOW.

257. IF THE CHOSEN ONE WERE TO THROW

258. HIMSELF INTO THE VOLCANO, THE

259. LAVA WILL STOP.

260. Uncle Grandpa:

261. PLEASE, CHOSEN ONE.

262. YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SAVE

263. US.

264. Uncle Grandpa:

265. PLEASE HELP!

266. Uncle Grandpa: FINE!

267. YAAAH!

268. I'LL DO IT — IF IT'LL GET YOU

269. ALL OFF MY BACK!

270. MMMM.

271. UH-OH!

272. OH!

273. OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!

274. Uncle Grandpa: I CAME HERE

275. FOR A PEACEFUL VACATION, AND I'M

276. NOT LEAVING UNTIL I GET ONE.

277. GOOD MORNING.

278. WE'RE SAVED!

279. AND WE OWE IT ALL TO THE

280. CHOSEN ONE — THE GREATEST HERO

281. THIS ISLAND HAS EVER SEEN.

282. Uncle Grandpa:

283. HEY! IT'S LIKE A SAUNA IN HERE!

284. AND IT'S PEACEFUL AND QUIET.

285. WOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS PLACE!

286. IT'S LIKE A PRIVATE DREAM

287. VACATION OASIS.

288. THE NEXT TIME I TAKE A VACATION,

289. I'M JUMPING STRAIGHT INTO A

290. VOLCANO.

291. ANYWAY, IT'S TIME TO PUT ON SOME

292. HOT TUNES AND GET THIS PARTY

293. STARTED!

294. YEAH!

295. Uncle Grandpa: CANNONBALL!

296. Uncle Grandpa:

297. Uncle Grandpa: HOLE IN ONE!

298. Uncle Grandpa: MAN, THIS IS

299. LIVING.

300. I'M BACK, YOU GUYS!

301. AND YOU WERE RIGHT.

302. THAT VACATION WAS JUST WHAT I

303. NEEDED.

304. YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK I'VE

305. EVER LOOKED OR FELT BETTER.

306. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.

307. Belly Bag: AND NOW IT'S TIME

308. FOR "TIGER TALK"!

309. WITH YOUR HOST,

310. GIANT REALISTIC FLYING TIGER!

311. GET READY FOR ANOTHER

312. INSTALLMENT OF "COOKING WITH

313. FRANKENSTEIN"!

314. Pizza Steve: NOT COOL!

315. OW!

316. HEY!

317. Belly Bag: TASTE TEST!

318. Uncle Grandpa: MMMMMM...

319. HMMMMMMMMMMM.

320. EH.

321. Uncle Grandpa: AAAH!

322. Uncle Grandpa: MMM-MMM-MMM.

323. MY BABY!

324. AAAH!