Uncle Grandpa 1x31

Directed by

Ric Flair as Ric Flair (voice) • Dee Bradley Baker as Additional Voices (voice) • Audie Harrison as Beary Nice / Additional Voices (voice) • Jon Heder as Additional Voices (voice)

A look back on The Nuttiest Match Ever, a historic wrestling event revolving around legends Chicken Man, The Best, and Mysterious Gus.

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1. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!

2. GOOD MORNING.

3. GOOD MORNING.

4. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.

5. GOOD MORNING!

6. IT WAS THE NUTTIEST

7. MATCH EVER.

8. ALL BECAUSE OF THESE TWO NUTS.

9. AND THESE NUTS.

10. I'M TELLING YOU, THAT MATCH

11. WAS NUTS.

12. YES. YES, IT WAS.

13. Mr. SOME PEOPLE WONDER

14. IF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING IS

15. REAL.

16. WELL, I'LL TELL YOU THIS —

17. WHAT HAPPENED THAT NIGHT IS AS

18. REAL AS THIS TALKING DINOSAUR.

19. IT ALL BEGAN AS A

20. SIMPLE GRUDGE MATCH BETWEEN

21. CHICKEN MAN AND THE BEST.

22. IN THE LONG HISTORY OF THIS

23. SPORT, PERHAPS NO ONE HAS

24. RUFFLED AS MANY FEATHERS AS

25. CHICKEN MAN.

26. Chicken Man:

27. BAWK!

28. AAH!

29. Chicken Man:

30. OHHH!

31. HE BEGAN HIS CAREER

32. THE SAME WAY MOST WRESTLERS DO.

33. Chicken Man: I WANT TO BE A

34. WRESTLER.

35. WHAT ARE YOU, CRAZY OR SOMETHING?

36. Chicken Man: YEAH.

37. YOU'RE HIRED!

38. YOU SEE, YOU HAVE TO BE CRAZY TO

39. BE A WRESTLER.

40. BUT HIS ILLUSTRIOUS

41. CAREER WOULD ALL COME TO AN END

42. THE NIGHT OF THE NUTTIEST MATCH

43. EVER.

44. A LOT OF WRESTLERS ARE PRIDEFUL.

45. SOME ARE OVERCONFIDENT.

46. I AM NOT

47. AFRAID OF YOU.

48. OR JUST PLAIN IN

49. LOVE WITH THEMSELVES.

50. I LOVE YOU.

51. I LOVE YOU MORE.

52. BUT ONLY ONE IN THE

53. HISTORY OF THIS SPORT WAS

54. PRESUMPTUOUS ENOUGH TO CALL

55. HIMSELF THE BEST.

56. The Best: I'LL HAVE 10 ORDERS

57. OF YOUR VERY BEST BOLOGNA

58. POCKETS.

59. NOTHING BUT THE BEST FOR

60. THE BEST, 'CAUSE I'M THE BEST.

61. CHICKEN MAN vs. THE BEST?

62. WAIT — IS THAT THE MATCH THAT

63. ENDED MY LEGENDARY CAREER IN

64. PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING?

65. MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO ASK

66. MYSTERIOUS GUS ABOUT THAT ONE!

67. Mr. ALL MY LIFE, I

68. DREAMED OF BEING A PROFESSIONAL

69. WRESTLER.

70. HE CRAWLED FROM THE

71. SWAMPS OF PARTS UNKNOWN.

72. Mr. WHASSUP?

73. A CREATURE OF

74. UNKNOWN DESTINY.

75. FOR A MILLION YEARS, HE TRAINED

76. AND PERFECTED HIS SCALY BODY SO

77. THAT ONE DAY, HE MIGHT FIND A

78. CAREER IN PROFESSIONAL

79. WRESTLING.

80. Mr. NUTS.

81. GET YOUR FRESH ROASTED NUTS.

82. THE MATCH HAD A LOT

83. OF BUZZ LEADING UP TO IT.

84. The Best: NOTHING BUT THE

85. BEST FOR THE BEST, 'CAUSE I'M THE BEST.

86. THE BEST SPEAKING.

87. The Best: OH, HEY.

88. HOW'S IT GOING, CHICKEN MAN?

89. Chicken Man: NOBODY — I SAID

90. NOBODY — CALLS ME CHICKEN, MAN!

91. The Best: BUT THAT'S YOUR NAME.

92. YOUR NAME IS THE CHICKEN MAN.

93. Chicken Man: GOOD POINT.

94. IT WASN'T A VERY GOOD STORY LINE.

95. Chicken Man: I DON'T KNOW,

96. LET ME ASK THE BEST.

97. GIANT REALISTIC INTERVIEWING

98. TIGER WANTS TO KNOW IF WE'RE

99. STILL GONNA FIGHT EACH OTHER.

100. The Best:

101. I GUESS.

102. AND WHAT WOULD

103. BECOME THE NUTTIEST MATCH EVER

104. BEGAN LIKE ANY OTHER.

105. Chicken Man: CHICKEN MAN!

106. The Best: TO BE THE BEST, YOU

107. GOT TO BEAT THE BEST, AND THAT'S

108. ME!

109. I'M THE BEST!

110. WHOO!

111. BUT THE BEST WASN'T A VERY

112. GOOD WRESTLER.

113. The Best: WH-O-O-O-OA! AAH!

114. STOP IT!

115. UNH! WHAAAAAA!

116. WOULD YOU GET OFF ME?

117. OKAY, MR. FLAIR.

118. IF I'M SUCH A LOSER, THEN WHY DO

119. I LIVE IN THAT AWESOME MANSION?

120. OR SWIM IN THAT RADICAL POOL?

121. OR PET THIS GOLDEN COBRA STATUE?

122. NO! PLEASE!

123. CHICKEN MAN READIES HIS

124. DEVASTATING TICKLE TORTURE MOVE!

125. The Best: AAAAAAAH!

126. CHICKEN MAN WAS AT

127. THE TOP OF HIS GAME.

128. AND THE FANS WERE EATING IT UP.

129. Chicken Man:

130. AN EGG DROP BY THE

131. CHICKEN MAN!

132. OFF THE TOP ROPE —

133. THE VERY TOP ROPE!

134. THIS IS INCREDIBLE, FOLKS!

135. The Best: UH, HOW ABOUT A

136. TIMEOUT OR SOMETHING?

137. Chicken Man:

138. The Best: I'LL TAKE THAT AS A NO.

139. Mr. EVERYONE THOUGHT IT

140. WAS OVER FOR THE BEST.

141. BUT THAT NIGHT WAS ANYTHING BUT

142. PREDICTABLE.

143. THE BEST IS LOOKING MORE LIKE

144. THE WORST, FOLKS!

145. Mr. NUTS.

146. GET YOUR FRESH ROASTED NUTS.

147. The Best: THE BEST JUST GOT

148. THE BEST IDEA EVER!

149. Chicken Man:

150. Turnbuckle Bag: HEY!

151. THAT'S REALLY ANNOYING!

152. Chicken Man: SORRY,

153. TURNBUCKLE BAG.

154. Turnbuckle Bags: THAT'S OKAY,

155. CHICKEN MAN.

156. THAT'S WHEN THINGS STARTED TO

157. GET WEIRD.

158. Mr. GET YOUR FRESH

159. ROASTED —

160. The Best: OH, GARON.

161. THE BEST REQUIRES SOME OF YOUR

162. VERY BEST ROASTED NUTS.

163. NOTHING BUT THE BEST FOR

164. THE BEST, 'CAUSE I'M THE BEST!

165. Mr. FRESH ROASTED NUTS

166. ARE FOR WRESTLING FANS ONLY.

167. The Best: AND JERKY ATTITUDES

168. ARE FOR PROFESSIONAL WRESTLERS

169. ONLY.

170. Mr. LISTEN HERE,

171. PEPPERONI FACE.

172. IF I HAD THE CHANCE, I COULD

173. OUT-WRESTLE ANY OF YOU.

174. The Best: WOWWWWW!

175. Mr. HEY, YOU TOOK ALL OF MY —

176. The Best: WOW!

177. Mr. ... NUTS.

178. Chicken Man: WHERE'D THE BEST

179. GO?

180. I'M SUPPOSED TO BE HITTING HIM

181. WITH THIS CHAIR RIGHT NOW.

182. The Best: OKAY, HERE'S THE

183. DEAL.

184. YOU STOP WINNING SO MUCH...

185. AND I'LL LET YOU EAT SOME OF

186. MY FRESH ROASTED NUTS!

187. GENIUS.

188. HEY!

189. WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY CAR?

190. The Best: UH...

191. AND WITH MY HAIR?

192. IT WAS THE BEST'S

193. BEST MOVE, BRIBING HIS OPPONENT

194. INTO SUBMISSION.

195. BUT WOULD CHICKEN MAN FALL FOR

196. THIS TRICKERY?

197. Chicken Man: NO WAY!

198. AM I GONNA PASS UP THAT SWEET

199. DEAL!

200. The Best: YESSSSSS!

201. THAT'S WHEN THINGS

202. TOOK A TURN.

203. HEY, FRESH ROASTED NUTS GUY

204. WHO WISHES HE WAS A PRO

205. WRESTLER, GIMME SOME NUTS!

206. Mr. I'M SORRY, BUT I —

207. YOU BETTER NOT TELL ME THAT

208. YOU'RE OUT OF NUTS!

209. Mr. UH... ONE SECOND.

210. UH, GUYS, IF YOU TWO DON'T STOP

211. EATING THOSE NUTS, THOSE

212. WRESTLING FANS ARE LIABLE TO GET

213. UGLY.

214. "UGLIER."

215. Chicken Man: NO PROBLEM,

216. MYSTERIOUS GUS.

217. MMM!

218. THERE. WE STOPPED EATING THEM.

219. The Best:

220. Chicken Man:

221. WHAT?

222. SINCE THE DAWN OF

223. TIME, WRESTLING FANS HAVE SAT

224. POLITELY IN THEIR SEATS AND

225. ENJOYED THEIR FAVORITE PASTIME

226. FROM A SAFE DISTANCE.

227. BUT THOSE LOUSY WRESTLERS ATE

228. OUR NUTS!

229. HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO WATCH

230. WRESTLING WITHOUT NO FRESH

231. ROASTED NUTS?

232. WHAT ARE WE — SAVAGES?

233. IT'S TIME WE RISE UP OUT OF

234. OUR SEATS AND TAKE A STAND

235. AGAINST THOSE WHO DONE US WRONG!

236. ARE YOU WITH ME?

237. YEAH!

238. The Best: UH-OH.

239. THAT'S WHEN THE BEST GOT ANOTHER

240. BEST IDEA EVER!

241. YOU CAN TALK LIKE ME AND WALK

242. LIKE ME, BUT TO BE THE MAN —

243. WHOO! — YOU GOT TO BEAT THE

244. MAN!

245. Mr. I TOLD YOU GUYS NOT

246. TO EAT ALL THOSE RICH, SAVORY,

247. SALTY NUTS.

248. The Best: MYSTERIOUS GUS!

249. Chicken Man: YOU KNOW HOW YOU

250. ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A WRESTLER?

251. Mr. YEAH.

252. The Best: WELL, NOW'S YOUR

253. CHANCE.

254. Chicken Man: I GUESS I REALLY

255. AMA CHICKEN MAN.

256. IT WAS ONE DINOSAUR

257. PERSON AGAINST 10,000 WRESTLING

258. FANS.

259. Turnbuckle Bag: IT WAS

260. IMPOSSIBLE ODDS.

261. IT WAS PAYBACK TIME!

262. IT WASN'T IN THE SCRIPT!

263. Chicken Man: IT WAS KIND OF

264. MY FAULT.

265. IT WAS THE NUTTIEST MATCH

266. EVER!

267. Mr. IT'S SHOWTIME.

268. I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE

269. THIS!

270. THOSE WRESTLING FANS ARE NO

271. MATCH FOR CHICKEN MAN!

272. OR IS THAT THE BEST?

273. WELL, WHOEVER IT IS, THIS HAS

274. GOT TO BE THE NUTTIEST MATCH

275. EVER!

276. HE FOUGHT LIKE THE

277. HORRIBLE CREATURE HE WAS BORN TO BE.

278. HE FOUGHT LIKE A PROFESSIONAL

279. WRESTLER.

280. AAH!

281. Mr.

282. ONE! TWO! THREE!

283. AND MYSTERIOUS GUS

284. WON THE NUTTIEST MATCH EVER.

285. Chicken Man: YAY!

286. The Best: AWESOME!

287. Mr. MY DREAM HAD COME

288. TRUE.

289. I WAS A PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER.

290. Chicken Man: WAY TO GO,

291. MYSTERIOUS GUS.

292. EXCEPT FOR ONE THING!

293. NOW THAT YOU'VE BEATEN UP ALL

294. OUR FANS, WE DON'T HAVE ANY MORE

295. FANS.

296. AND WITHOUT FANS, I CAN'T MAKE

297. ANY MONEY!

298. I'M A VERY SERIOUS BUSINESSMAN.

299. SO YOU'RE ALL FIRED!

300. Mr. WELL, IT WAS FUN

301. WHILE IT LASTED.

302. Chicken Man: AND I GOT TO BE

303. ON TV!

304. AND THIS WAS THE VERY BEST

305. SLICE OF PIZZA RIC FLAIR HAS

306. EVER HAD.

307. WHOO!

308. Uncle Grandpa:

309. BLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBL!

310. BL-LL-LL-LL-LL-LL-LL!

311. HEH HEH HEH!

312. "NEW EXPERIENCES" WITH

313. BEARY NICE.

314. THAT'S ME!

315. AND HOT DOG PERSON.

316. THAT'S ME.

317. GUESS WHAT WE'RE DOING TODAY.

318. SHOPPING FOR TURTLES?

319. NO, SILLY HOT DOG PERSON.

320. WE'RE GOING TO USE OUR

321. IMAGINATIONS FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME!

322. AND WHAT BETTER PLACE TO USE OUR

323. IMAGINATIONS THAN AT THE MALL?

324. BUT WHAT IF I DON'T HAVE AN

325. IMAGINATION?

326. HMM.

327. JUST USE YOUR IMAGINATION!

328. I GUESS I COULD GIVE IT A —

329. STAND BACK, EVERYONE.

330. BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO LET MY

331. IMAGINATION RUN WILD!

332. A FLOWER DRIVING A CAR?

333. MY IMAGINATION IS QUITE

334. IMAGINATIVE.

335. WHAT'S IN YOUR IMAGINATION,

336. HOT DOG PERSON?

337. I KEEP TRYING, BUT...

338. I HAVE NO IMAGINATION!

339. HEY, BEARY, WHY DON'T YOU

340. INVITE HOT DOG PERSON INTO YOUR

341. IMAGINATION?

342. THAT'S A GREAT IDEA,

343. FLOWER DRIVING A CAR.

344. HOT DOG PERSON, YOU ARE HEREBY

345. INVITED INTO THE REALM OF MY

346. IMAGINATION.

347. REALLY?

348. A HOT DOG PERSON DRIVING A CAR?

349. MY IMAGINATION IS QUITE —

350. JIMINY BISCUITS!

351. THERE'S A SALE ON BLUE JEANS!

352. MALLS ARE DUMB.

353. HUH?

354. I NEVER COULD HAVE IMAGINED

355. THAT I'D BE DRIVING A CAR.

356. UH... BEARY?

357. W-W-WHOA! WHOA!

358. W-W-W-WHOA!

359. WHOA!

360. AAAAAAAAAAAAH!

361. YEAH, MAYBE I WILL GO GET A

362. HOT DOG AT THE FOOD COURT.

363. SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

364. I DON'T THINK I LIKE YOUR

365. IMAGINATION.

366. NO, SILLY HOT DOG PERSON.

367. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY NEW BLUE

368. JEANS?

369. THEY'RE... PRETTY NICE.

370. Uncle Grandpa:

371. WHOA!