Uncle Grandpa 1x30

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Henry Rollins as Skeletony (voice)

A game of hide and seek uncovers a neglected remnant from Uncle Grandpa's past.

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1. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!

2. GOOD MORNING.

3. GOOD MORNING.

4. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.

5. GOOD MORNING!

6. Mr. [ GROANING

7. NERVOUSLY ]

8. Mr. AAH!

9. NICE ONE, TIGER.

10. YOU FOUND ME QUICK, GIRL!

11. BUT YOU STILL GOT TO FIND THAT

12. GREASY PIZZA SLICE.

13. Uncle Grandpa: YOU GUYS

14. LOOKING FOR PIZZA STEVE?

15. Pizza Steve: UNCLE GRANDPA,

16. DON'T GIVE UP MY HIDING PLACE.

17. Uncle Grandpa: THAT'S NOT A

18. HIDING PLACE.

19. THAT'S CALLED THE SIDE OF MY

20. FACE.

21. Pizza Steve: AW, MAN!

22. YOU TOTALLY BLEW MY COVER.

23. Mr. SO, WHAT'S SHAKING,

24. UNCLE GRANDPA?

25. Uncle Grandpa: I'M TAKIN' A

26. LITTLE BREAK, SIPPIN' AN

27. ICE-COLD GLASS OF PUDDIN'.

28. WHAT'RE YOU GUYS UP TO?

29. Mr. THE THREE OF US ARE

30. IN THE MIDST OF A NICE FRIENDLY

31. GAME OF HIDE-AND-SEEK.

32. Uncle Grandpa: [ MUFFLED

33. SHOUTING, GULPS ]

34. DID YOU SAY HIDE-AND-SEEK?

35. Mr. YEAH. YOU SHOULD

36. JOIN US, UNCLE GRANDPA.

37. IT'S FUN.

38. Uncle Grandpa: FUN?

39. YOU THINK HIDE-AND-SEEK IS FUN?

40. Mr. YEAH.

41. Uncle Grandpa: IT'S A

42. HORRENDOUS GAME, MR. GUS!

43. IT'S A DANGEROUS, DANGEROUS

44. GAME!

45. ALSO, IT'S EVIL.

46. Uncle Grandpa:

47. Mr. WHAT'S THE MATTER,

48. UNCLE GRANDPA?

49. Uncle Grandpa: I'LL TELL YA!

50. IT'S ABOUT MY DEAR OLD FRIEND

51. TONY.

52. TONY?

53. Uncle Grandpa: MANY, MANY

54. YEARS AGO, WE WOULD PLAY

55. HIDE-AND-SEEK TOGETHER.

56. BUT ONE TIME, WHEN IT WAS TONY'S

57. TURN TO HIDE, I COULDN'T FIND

58. HIM!

59. I TRIED SO HARD!

60. I SEARCHED EVERYWHERE — UP,

61. DOWN, ALL AROUND.

62. BUT — BUT I NEVER FOUND THE

63. POOR GUY!

64. FROM THAT DAY FORWARD, I VOWED

65. NEVER TO PLAY THAT WICKED GAME

66. AGAIN!

67. Mr. AW, COME ON,

68. UNCLE GRANDPA, YOU NEED TO GET

69. OVER YOUR FEAR OF HIDE-AND-SEEK.

70. AND THERE'S NO BETTER WAY THAN

71. PLAYING WITH YOUR BEST BUDS.

72. Uncle Grandpa: NO, MR. GUS!

73. IT'S YOU THAT MUST LEARN —

74. LEARN TO FEAR IT!

75. I JUST CAN'T LOSE YOU GUYS LIKE

76. I LOST MY DEAR OL' TONY!

77. Mr. BUT TONY PROBABLY

78. JUST GOT TIRED OF HIDING AND

79. WENT HOME.

80. Belly Bag: I'M SURE HE'S

81. FORGOTTEN ABOUT THE GAME BY NOW,

82. SO YOU SHOULD JUST FORGET ABOUT HIM.

83. Uncle Grandpa: OH, NO.

84. NOT TONY.

85. HE'D NEVER GIVE UP IN THE MIDDLE

86. OF HIDIN' AND SEEKIN'.

87. HE HAD A REAL LOVE FOR THE GAME.

88. HE COULD BE SUCH A BONEHEAD

89. ABOUT IT SOMETIMES.

90. FOR THE LAST TIME, I WILL NEVER,

91. EVER PLAY A SINGLE GAME OF

92. HIDE-AND-SEEK FOR THE REST OF MY

93. LIFE!

94. AND NOTHING YOU CAN SAY WILL

95. EVER CHANGE MY MIND!

96. Pizza Steve: BUT, UNCLE G,

97. YOU GOT TO PLAY IT TO SLAY IT,

98. BRO.

99. Uncle Grandpa: I'M IN!

100. Mr. OKAY, YOU'RE THE

101. SEEKER, UNCLE GRANDPA.

102. YOU REMEMBER WHAT TO DO, RIGHT?

103. Uncle Grandpa: YOU JUST WORRY

104. ABOUT FINDING A HIDING PLACE,

105. MR. GUS.

106. I THINK YOUR UNCLE GRANDPA

107. REMEMBERS HOW TO COUNT TO 10.

108. 1, 2, POTATO, DISHWASHER, 611,

109. 8, 20-CAT, 7...

110. Mr. AH, YEAH.

111. Pizza Steve: UH, MR. GUS,

112. THIS IS MY HIDING PLACE.

113. Belly Bag: ACTUALLY, YOU BOTH

114. NEED TO LEAVE.

115. I WAS HERE FIRST.

116. Pizza Steve: AW, MAN!

117. TIGER, TOO?

118. Uncle Grandpa: 17, HOT DOG,

119. 10!

120. READY OR NOT, HERE COMES

121. GRANDPA!

122. HMM.

123. BUT WHICH WAY DID THEY GO?

124. OH, THATAWAY, HUH?

125. THANKS, HAND CHAIR.

126. PIZZA STEVE?

127. BELLY BAG, IS THAT YOU?

128. HOLD IT.

129. VERY CLEVER HIDING SPOT,

130. MR. GUS, BUT YOU CAN'T FOOL YOUR

131. OLD UNCLE GRANDPA!

132. I HAPPEN TO KNOW THAT YOU LIKE

133. SALTY FOODS, WHICH MEANS...

134. YOU'RE HIDING IN THE SALT

135. SHAKER!

136. MR. GUS?

137. MR. GUS?

138. WELL, HE'S NOT IN THE SALT

139. SHAKER.

140. MUST BE IN THIS BOTTLE OF

141. MONGOLIAN FIRE-PUNCH HOT JUICE.

142. AAAAAAAAAAAAH!

143. Mr. SOUNDS LIKE

144. UNCLE GRANDPA IS HAVING A HARD TIME.

145. Belly Bag: GIVE HIM A CHANCE,

146. GUYS.

147. I KNOW HE'S GONNA FIND US.

148. Uncle Grandpa: GUYS?

149. MR. GUS?

150. PIZZA STEVE?

151. WHERE COULD THEY BE?

152. TIGER?

153. HAVE YOU SEEN BELLY BAG?

154. Mr. MAYBE THIS WAS A BAD

155. IDEA.

156. Pizza Steve: THIS IS TAKING

157. WAY TOO LONG.

158. Belly Bag: BUT THIS IS THE

159. ONLY WAY WE CAN HELP

160. UNCLE GRANDPA GET OVER HIS FEAR

161. OF HIDE-AND-SEEK.

162. YOU GUYS JUST WATCH.

163. I BET HE FINDS US IN A MATTER OF

164. MINUTES.

165. Uncle Grandpa: GUYS?

166. GUYS?

167. GUYS?

168. I CAN'T FIND THEM!

169. I LOST MY FRIENDS JUST LIKE I

170. LOST TONY!

171. THIS IS TERRIBLE!

172. HOW COULD I HAVE LET THIS

173. HAPPEN?

174. HUH?

175. WHAT'S THIS?

176. T-T-T-T-T-TONY?

177. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!

178. YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED A BIT,

179. BUDDY.

180. GOOD OL' SKELETONY.

181. OH, BUDDY!

182. I'M SO HAPPY I FINALLY FOUND

183. YOU!

184. DOESN'T SEEM LIKE YOU'VE

185. BEEN LOOKING, UNCLE GRANDPA.

186. I'VE BEEN DOWN HERE FOR DECADES!

187. Uncle Grandpa: NOW THAT

188. YOU MENTION IT, I GUESS I HAVE

189. MOVED ON WITH MY LIFE, BUT I'M

190. GLAD I FOUND YOU ANYWAY.

191. YOU'RE GLAD YOU FOUND ME

192. ANYWAY?

193. YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF NERVE.

194. I'VE WASTED MY LIFE WAITING FOR

195. YOU TO FIND ME!

196. AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA PAY, BUDDY.

197. Uncle Grandpa: TONY, NO!

198. I HATE HIDE-AND-SEEK!

199. UNCLE GRANDPA, YOU'D BETTER

200. HOPE I NEVER FIND YOU!

201. Uncle Grandpa:

202. THE SEEKER HAS BECOME THE HIDER!

203. I GOT TO FIND A PLACE TO HIDE!

204. THERE YOU ARE!

205. Uncle Grandpa:

206. HOLD THE DOOR, OLD FRIEND! HUH?

207. Uncle Grandpa: SORRY, TONY.

208. ELEVATOR'S FULL.

209. GOOD MORNIN'!

210. Uncle Grandpa: WHERE TO HIDE?

211. WHERE TO HIDE?

212. UNCLE GRANDPA!

213. Mr. YOU FOUND US!

214. Uncle Grandpa: UH, YEAH, I

215. GUESS I DID.

216. Belly Bag: SOUNDS LIKE YOU'VE

217. FINALLY OVERCOME YOUR FEAR OF

218. HIDE-AND-SEEK!

219. Uncle Grandpa: NOT EXACTLY.

220. I FINALLY FOUND TONY, AND HE

221. WANTS TO KILL ME!

222. Shh!

223. HE'S RIGHT THERE.

224. UNCLE GRANDPA?

225. YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME.

226. I REMEMBER ALL YOUR FAVORITE

227. HIDING SPOTS!

228. GOTCHA!

229. HUH? WHAT THE —

230. STAY OUT OF THE HAIR!

231. FEAR NOT, OLD BUDDY.

232. I WON'T GIVE UP AS EASILY AS YOU

233. DID.

234. Uncle Grandpa: I'M A GONER.

235. UNDER THE CUSHIONS.

236. CLASSIC GRANDPA MOVE.

237. HMM.

238. GUESS I'M GONNA HAVE TO TEAR

239. APART EVERYTHING IN THIS RV

240. UNTIL I FIND YOU!

241. Uncle Grandpa: WE'RE ALL

242. DOOMED!

243. UNCLE GRANDPA!

244. COME OUT, COME OUT, WHEREVER YOU

245. ARE!

246. WHAT THE —

247. AHA!

248. I FOUND YOU!

249. AND NOW I'M GONNA HIDE YOU!

250. I'M GONNA HIDE YOU FOREVER.

251. Uncle Grandpa: OOF!

252. NOW THAT THAT GAME IS ANCIENT

253. HISTORY, WHO ELSE WANTS TO PLAY?

254. Uncle Grandpa: ANCIENT

255. HISTORY?

256. SOUNDS LIKE TONY'S GIVING UP ON

257. OUR GAME!

258. WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO HIM?

259. Uncle Grandpa: HEY, BONEHEAD!

260. HUH?

261. Uncle Grandpa: I THOUGHT YOU

262. HAD A LOVE FOR THE GAME.

263. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

264. I LOVE HIDE-AND-SEEK.

265. Uncle Grandpa: WELL, YOU JUST

266. GAVE UP ON OUR GAME, AND THAT

267. SOUNDS LIKE HIDE-AND-SEEK HATER

268. BEHAVIOR TO ME!

269. BUT I DON'T HATE THE GAME.

270. Uncle Grandpa: OH, YEAH?

271. PROVE IT BY PUTTING MY FRIENDS

272. DOWN AND FINDING A SWEET HIDING

273. SPOT!

274. YOU'RE ON, UNCLE GRANDPA!

275. I'M GONNA PROVE THAT NO ONE

276. LOVES HIDE-AND-SEEK MORE THAN

277. GOOD OL' SKELETONY!

278. Belly Bag: WAY TO GO,

279. UNCLE GRANDPA!

280. Pizza Steve: PLAYED AND

281. SLAYED.

282. Mr. YEAH, THAT WAS

283. REALLY CLEVER HOW YOU USED

284. TONY'S LOVE OF THE GAME AGAINST

285. HIM SO THAT HE'D GO HIDE AWAY

286. FOREVER, HUH?

287. UNCLE GRANDPA?

288. Uncle Grandpa: HOT DOG,

289. HOT DOG, 7, 10!

290. READY OR NOT, TONY, HERE COMES

291. GRANDPA!

292. NO! NO! NO! NO!

293. Mr.

294. Uncle Grandpa: OKAY,

295. BELLY BAG, READY TO HIT THE OPEN

296. ROAD?

297. Belly Bag: I CAN ALREADY

298. TASTE THE EXHAUST FUMES!

299. ARE YOUR MIRRORS IN PLACE?

300. Uncle Grandpa: YEP, LOOKIN' GOOD!

301. Belly Bag: HOW'S THE

302. STEERING?

303. Uncle Grandpa: VERY

304. RESPONSIVE.

305. Belly Bag: C. B. RADIO?

306. Uncle Grandpa: OH, I

307. DEFINITELY SEE BEES.

308. Belly Bag: ALWAYS BUCKLE

309. YOUR SNAKE BELT!

310. Uncle Grandpa: HUH?

311. Belly Bag: IGNITION!

312. AND DON'T FORGET TO BRING AN

313. AMPLE SUPPLY OF CHEWING GUM FOR

314. THE LONG DRIVE.

315. Uncle Grandpa: GOT IT RIGHT

316. ON THE DASH, BUDDY.

317. HEY, WAIT.

318. I DON'T HAVE A QUARTER!

319. HEY, MR. GUS, CAN I BORROW SOME

320. CHANGE?

321. Mr. AW, NO,

322. UNCLE GRANDPA, NOT AFTER WHAT

323. HAPPENED THE LAST TIME.

324. Uncle Grandpa: HOW ABOUT YOU,

325. PIZZA STEVE?

326. YOU GOT A QUARTER?

327. Pizza Steve: MM, YEAH, SORRY,

328. UNCLE G, BUT I'M BROKE AND IT

329. AIN'T NO JO— OUCH!

330. Uncle Grandpa: FOUND ONE!

331. Mr. NO JOKE, HUH?

332. Uncle Grandpa: THANKS FOR THE

333. QUARTER, PIZZA STEVE.

334. I'LL PAY YOU BACK NEXT PAYCHECK.

335. OKAY, BELLY BAG, LET'S ROLL!

336. YO, CHECK THIS OUT!

337. Belly Bag: PRETTY COOL,

338. UNCLE GRANDPA!

339. Uncle Grandpa: OH, MAN, THIS

340. IS A GOOD ONE!

341. WHOA!

342. HEY, GUYS!

343. CHECK IT OUT!

344. Mr. UH-OH.

345. UNCLE GRANDPA'S BLOWIN' BUBBLES

346. AGAIN!

347. Pizza Steve: RUN!

348. Pizza Steve: STAY BACK!

349. STAY BACK!

350. NOT THE HEADSHOTS!

351. PLEASE, NOT THE HEADSHOTS!

352. Mr.

353. UNCLE GRANDPA —

354. UH-OH!

355. UNCLE GRANDPA?

356. Uncle Grandpa: I WISH THE

357. GANG WAS CATCHING THIS!

358. MAN, WHO BUSTED MY BUBBLE?

359. GUYS, GUYS!

360. YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT JUST

361. HAPPENED.

362. Mr. OH, I THINK I COULD

363. HAZARD A GUESS!

364. YOU BLEW A BUBBLE SO BIG, IT

365. RIPPED APART THE RV, WHICH

366. CARRIED US INTO DEEP SPACE, THEN

367. BLEW UP IN ALL OUR FACE AND

368. STRANDED US OUT HERE ON THE

369. RINGS OF SATURN!

370. Uncle Grandpa: WOW!

371. THAT WAS A REALLY GOOD GUESS,

372. MR. GUS!

373. Pizza Steve: IT WAS A LUCKY

374. GUESS, IF YOU ASK ME.

375. NOW, MORE IMPORTANTLY, HOW ARE

376. WE GETTING BACK TO EARTH?

377. I GOT TO REPLACE MY PIZZA STEVE

378. HEADSHOTS ASAP!

379. Uncle Grandpa: WE'LL BE BACK

380. IN NO TIME.

381. WE JUST GOT TO GET CHEWIN'!

382. GOOD MORNIN'!