Uncle Grandpa 1x3

Jarid Root as Melvin/Spaghetti Legs

When UG mistakes a kid in a costume for an evil space emperor, he sends him to another dimension where he becomes an actual evil space emperor and UG must figure out some way to bring him home.

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1. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!

2. GOOD MORNING.

3. GOOD MORNING.

4. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.

5. GOOD MORNING!

6. YOU, THERE — GIVE ME YOUR

7. SPACE ORC GOLD.

8. WHY SHOULD I?

9. BECAUSE YOU ARE A MINION, AND

10. I AM THE SPACE EMPEROR.

11. THAT IS WHY.

12. WHAT ABOUT YOU, STINKY MINION?

13. HAND OVER YOUR LASER-FUEL

14. RESERVES, PRONTO!

15. HOW COME WE ALWAYS HAVE TO

16. PLAY THE MINIONS AND YOU ALWAYS

17. GET TO PLAY THE SPACE EMPEROR?

18. BECAUSE I'M THE SPACE

19. EMPEROR, AND I GET TO DECIDE WHO

20. DOES WHAT.

21. NOW, WHICH ONE OF YOU MINIONS IS

22. GOING TO MAKE ME A DINNER

23. SANDWICH?

24. YOU'RE BEING TOO BOSSY, AND

25. THIS ISN'T FUN ANYMORE.

26. YOU CAN PLAY SPACE FRONTIERS ALL

27. BY YOURSELF.

28. COME ON, NATHAN. LET'S GO HOME.

29. WHOA!

30. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!

31. THAT'S RIGHT — EVERYONE IN THE

32. WORLD'S UNCLE AND GRANDPA IS

33. HERE.

34. INTRUDER!

35. I AM THE SPACE EMPEROR OF THE

36. VORTRON DIMENSION, AND YOU ARE

37. AN INTRUDER!

38. Uncle Grandpa: OH, NO!

39. A SINISTER SPACE EMPEROR!

40. HE MUST HAVE GOTTEN STRANDED

41. HERE ON OUR PLANET SOMEHOW.

42. I BETTER SEND HIM BACK TO HIS

43. DIMENSION, ASAP!

44. BELLY BAG, CAN YOU PLEASE FETCH

45. MY TELEPORTATION LASER?

46. Belly Bag: SURE THING,

47. UNCLE GRANDPA.

48. Uncle Grandpa: THANKS,

49. BELLY BAG.

50. HOW LONG MUST THE EMPEROR

51. WAIT FOR HIS DINNER SANDWICH?

52. Uncle Grandpa: EASY-PEASY,

53. CANTONEZEY.

54. MELVIN!

55. IT'S TIME FOR YOUR DINNER

56. SANDWICH!

57. OH, HI, UNCLE GRANDPA.

58. I'M BABYSITTING THIS KID, AND HE

59. SEEMS TO HAVE VANISHED.

60. Uncle Grandpa: OH, YEAH?

61. WHAT DID HE LOOK LIKE?

62. OH, HE'S ABOUT THIS TALL,

63. BLOND HAIR, AND WEARING A TOWEL

64. FOR A CAPE.

65. MELVIN WAS JUST OUT HERE, AND

66. NOW HE'S GONE.

67. I FEEL LIKE THE WORLD'S WORST

68. BABYSITTER EVER IN THE WORLD.

69. I'VE NEVER LOST A KID BEFORE.

70. Uncle Grandpa: HMM.

71. COME TO THINK OF IT, NEITHER

72. HAVE I.

73. I PROMISE YOU THIS, BABYSITTER

74. LADY — AS GOD AS MY WITNESS,

75. I'M GONNA FIND MELVIN AND BRING

76. HIM BACK, EVEN IF I HAVE TO

77. TRAVEL THROUGH EVERY SINGLE

78. DIMENSION TILL I LOCATE THE

79. SPECIFIC ONE THAT HE'S LOST IN.

80. PBHT!

81. WAIT, WHAT?

82. DIMENSIONS?

83. I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T

84. SEE HIM.

85. Uncle Grandpa: UH, CAN'T HEAR

86. YOU.

87. GOING THROUGH A PORTAL.

88. UH, SORRY.

89. Uncle Grandpa: ALL RIGHT.

90. NOW TO FIND MELVIN AND BRING HIM

91. HOME!

92. INTRUDER!

93. YOU ARE UNDER ARREST, FILTHY

94. INTRUDER.

95. Uncle Grandpa: OH, BOY.

96. WHAT LUCK.

97. I'M SO GLAD I BUMPED INTO NATIVE

98. TOWNFOLK.

99. BE QUIET.

100. LET'S TAKE HIM TO THE MUDDY

101. PRISON DUNGEON, INTRODUCE HIM TO

102. GORNAK.

103. Uncle Grandpa: MELVIN!

104. Uncle Grandpa: MELVIN!

105. MAN, I REALLY GOT TO FIND THAT

106. KID.

107. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.

108. Uncle Grandpa: YOU MUST BE

109. GORNAK.

110. [ GRUNTS, GROWLS ]

111. Uncle Grandpa: LISTEN,

112. GORNAK — IT'S VERY NICE TO MEET

113. YOU, BUT I'M AFRAID I CAN'T PLAY

114. WITH YOU RIGHT NOW.

115. SO, IF YOU'LL KINDLY EXCUSE ME,

116. I MUST BE ON MY WAY.

117. ARE YOU OKAY, UNCLE GRANDPA?

118. WELL, I THINK GORNAK MUST HAVE

119. MISUNDERSTOOD ME WHEN I TOLD HIM

120. I CAN'T PLAY WITH HIM RIGHT NOW.

121. MIND IF I TRY TALKING TO HIM?

122. BY ALL MEANS, UNCLE GRANDPA.

123. Uncle Grandpa: GORNAK, I

124. DON'T MEAN TO BE RUDE, BUT,

125. HONESTLY, I DON'T HAVE TIME TO

126. PLAY RIGHT NOW.

127. THERE'S A BOY OUT THERE WHOSE

128. NAME IS MELVIN, AND HE NEEDS ME

129. TO FIND HIM.

130. Uncle Grandpa: YOU SEE, I'VE

131. NEVER LOST A KID BEFORE, AND I'M

132. NOT GONNA LOSE ONE NOW.

133. SO I MUST BID YOU FAIRLY WELL.

134. Belly Bag: UM, UNCLE GRANDPA,

135. COULD YOU STOP GETTING PUNCHED

136. IN THE BELLY BAG?

137. Uncle Grandpa: WHY,

138. CERTAINLY, MY TRUSTY POUCH

139. FRIEND.

140. Uncle Grandpa: HEY, GORNY.

141. I'M NOT SURE IF YOU'RE AWARE,

142. BUT YOU GOT A LOT OF CROWDING

143. BACK THERE.

144. HAVE YOU CONSIDERED GETTING

145. BRACES?

146. Uncle Grandpa: ALL RIGHT,

147. GORNAK, I DIDN'T WANT IT TO COME

148. TO THIS, BUT YOU LEAVE ME NO

149. CHOICE.

150. YOU JUST EARNED YOURSELF ONE

151. ORDER OF UNCLE GRANDPA'S SPANK

152. BOTTOM SPECIAL.

153. THIS WARRIOR IS MOST

154. IMPRESSIVE.

155. Uncle Grandpa:

156. GOOD MORNING, MINIONS.

157. HE MUST BE SHOWN TO THE

158. EMPEROR.

159. Uncle Grandpa: THE EMPEROR?

160. PERFECT.

161. I COULD ASK HIM WHERE MELVIN IS.

162. THANK YOU.

163. NOW, DON'T GO SPENDING THAT ALL

164. IN ONE DIMENSION.

165. [ CHOMP! ]

166. EMPEROR ZORTH, I PRESENT TO YOU

167. THE INTERSTELLAR WARRIOR WHO

168. BESTED GORNAK.

169. Uncle Grandpa: HEY, THERE,

170. EMPEROR ZORTH.

171. YOU!

172. Uncle Grandpa: OH, THERE YOU

173. ARE.

174. COME ON, MELVIN.

175. LET'S GET YOU HOME.

176. THE NAME ISN'T "MELVIN."

177. IT'S "EMPEROR ZORTH"!

178. AND I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

179. BACK ON EARTH, NO ONE LISTENED

180. TO ME, BUT HERE...

181. WATCH THIS.

182. GO MAKE ME A DINNER SANDWICH.

183. Uncle Grandpa: WHY ARE YOU

184. FOLLOWING HIS ORDERS?

185. BECAUSE HE'S THE EMPEROR.

186. Uncle Grandpa: OH, NO.

187. AFTER I ACCIDENTALLY SENT HIM

188. HERE, MELVIN DOESN'T WANT TO GO

189. HOME.

190. WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

191. IT'S LIKE HE'S TAKEN DRESSING

192. UP LIKE AN EMPEROR TOO FAR.

193. HEY, THAT GIVES ME AN...

194. IDEA!

195. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

196. UNCLE GRANDPA, WHAT

197. ARE YOU DOING?

198. I COMMAND YOU TO TAKE THAT

199. RIDICULOUS COSTUME OFF.

200. Uncle Grandpa: I'M NOT

201. UNCLE GRAN—

202. Emperor Krell: [ Aristocratic

203. voice ] I AM NOT UNCLE GRANDPA.

204. I'M EMPEROR KRELL!

205. I GO ON A LOVELY COSMIC CRUISE

206. OF THE NETHERVERSE FOR TWO

207. WEEKS, ONLY TO COME HOME TO FIND

208. MY THRONE'S BEEN TAKEN OVER BY A

209. KID!

210. WHY ARE YOU JUST FOLLOWING HIS

211. ORDERS?

212. HI, AGAIN, UNCLE GRANDPA.

213. Uncle Grandpa: I AM NOT

214. UNCLE GRANDPA!

215. AND I AM NOT JUST SOME KID

216. SITTING ON A THRONE!

217. I AM EMPEROR ZORTH!

218. NO MAYO! MAKE IT AGAIN!

219. Emperor Krell: BELAY THAT

220. ORDER, MINION.

221. THERE IS ONLY ONE EMPEROR, AND

222. THAT IS ME.

223. NOW GET OFF MY THRONE, KID!

224. IT'S MY THRONE, AND THE

225. MINION DOES MY BIDDING!

226. BECAUSE I'M THE EMPEROR!

227. Emperor Krell: I'M THE

228. EMPEROR!

229. I'M THE EMPEROR!

230. Emperor Krell: I'M THE

231. EMPEROR!

232. I'M THE EMPEROR!

233. I'M OKAY.

234. Emperor Krell: MAKE ME A

235. DINNER SANDWICH.

236. YOU THINK YOU CAN

237. JUST MAKE ME MAKE YOU A —

238. WHAT?

239. WHAT'S GOING ON?

240. WHY AM I DOING THIS?

241. Emperor Krell: BECAUSE I'M

242. THE EMPEROR.

243. AND NOW SHOOT FIRE OUT OF YOUR

244. MOUTH.

245. THAT'S INSANE.

246. I'M NOT GOING TO — AAH!

247. AAH!

248. STOP MAKING ME DO THIS!

249. THAT'S AN ORDER!

250. AAH!

251. PLEASE?

252. Emperor Krell: NEVER!

253. AND NOW I ORDER YOU TO BECOME MY

254. DINNER-SANDWICH-MAKING,

255. FIRE-BREATHING PET POGNOG...

256. FOREVER!

257. POGNOG?

258. WHAT'S A POGNOG?

259. NO, NOT THE MAYONNAISE!

260. Emperor Krell: WHO'S THE

261. EMPEROR NOW, KID?

262. YOU'RE THE EMPEROR!

263. YOU ARE!

264. YOU'RE THE EMPEROR,

265. UNCLE GRANDPA!

266. I'M SO SORRY.

267. I JUST GET CARRIED AWAY WHEN I

268. PUT ON THAT STUPID COSTUME.

269. I LEARNED HOW ANNOYING IT IS TO

270. BE BOSSED AROUND, AND I'LL NEVER

271. DO IT AGAIN.

272. I HATE BEING SPACE EMPEROR.

273. I JUST WANT TO GO HOME!

274. Uncle Grandpa: THAT'S JUST

275. WHAT I WANTED TO HEAR.

276. WHAT?

277. Uncle Grandpa: HUH? OH.

278. I WAS JUST SAYING, "THAT'S JUST

279. WHAT I WANTED TO HEAR."

280. BUT — WHAT?

281. Emperor Krell: WHO IS THAT

282. HANDSOME DEVIL?

283. OH, NEVER MIND.

284. PREPARE TO DIE!

285. Uncle Grandpa: NOT THIS

286. MORNING!

287. Emperor Krell: HA!

288. YOU MISSED ME!

289. AAH!

290. Uncle Grandpa: I TOTALLY

291. MEANT TO DO THAT.

292. Uncle Grandpa: I NEVER LOST A

293. KID YET.

294. READY TO GO HOME, MELVIN?

295. SO, DID YOU KNOW THERE WAS AN

296. EVIL EMPEROR DUDE WHO LOOKED

297. EXACTLY LIKE YOU, OR WAS THAT

298. JUST A COINCIDENCE?

299. Uncle Grandpa: UH, CAN'T HEAR

300. YOU.

301. GOING THROUGH A PORTAL.

302. MELVIN!

303. THANK YOU, UNCLE GRANDPA.

304. COME ON INSIDE, MELVIN.

305. I'LL MAKE YOU A DINNER SANDWICH.

306. HOW ABOUT I MAKE YOU

307. A DINNER SANDWICH?

308. OKAY.

309. THANKS, MELVIN.

310. DON'T THANK ME.

311. THANK — UNCLE GRANDPA?

312. Uncle Grandpa: ♪ GOOD...

313. MOR...

314. Belly Bag: IT'S TIME FOR

315. "TIGER TALK," WITH YOUR HOST,

316. GIANT REALISTIC FLYING TIGER!

317. Mr. THAT'S A GOOD

318. QUESTION, TIGER.

319. I'D SAY ABOUT THREE OR FOUR

320. TIMES A WEEK.

321. OOH!

322. Mr. NO.

323. AW!

324. [ GROWLS, ROARS ]

325. Mr. MY FAVORITE FOOD IS

326. TOAST.

327. Belly Bag: THAT'S ALL THE

328. TIME WE HAVE FOR "TIGER TALK"

329. TODAY.

330. TUNE IN TOMORROW WHEN

331. PIZZA STEVE MODELS THE HOTTEST

332. FALL TOPPINGS.

333. Uncle Grandpa: [ SNAP! ]

334. AAH-AAH-AAH—

335. CHOO!