Uncle Grandpa 1x28

Directed by

Tone Loc as Moonman (voice)

Uncle Grandpa goes to extreme measures to surpass Pizza Steve as Pizza Steve's best friend.

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1. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!

2. GOOD MORNING.

3. GOOD MORNING.

4. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.

5. GOOD MORNING!

6. AND AFTER YOU LET 'EM SIT A

7. WHILE, YOU POKE 'EM A BIT.

8. BUT THE REAL SECRET IS IN THE

9. ROTATION.

10. Mr. UNCLE GRANDPA, YOUR

11. FAVORITE SHOW IS ON!

12. Uncle Grandpa: BE RIGHT

13. THERE!

14. JUST FINISHING SOMETHING!

15. PERFECT!

16. ATTENTION, EVERYBODY!

17. I'VE MADE YOU ALL SPECIAL

18. FRIENDSHIP NECKLACES TO SHOW

19. WE'RE BEST FRIENDS.

20. FOR MY BEST FRIEND.

21. Uncle Grandpa: FOR MY BEST

22. FRIEND.

23. Mr. WOW! AAH!

24. WHAT'S THAT BURNING MY NECK?

25. Uncle Grandpa: PROBABLY THE

26. BACON GREASE.

27. BELLY BAG, CAN I SEE YOUR NECK?

28. Belly Bag: SURE!

29. Uncle Grandpa: FOR MY BEST

30. FRIEND.

31. Belly Bag: THANKS,

32. UNCLE GRANDPA!

33. Uncle Grandpa: AND LAST BUT

34. CERTAINLY NOT LEAST, FOR MY BEST

35. FRIEND.

36. Pizza Steve: OH-HO-HO-HO.

37. OH, I CANNOT ACCEPT THAT.

38. Uncle Grandpa: YOU CAN'T?

39. WHY NOT?

40. Pizza Steve: 'CAUSE I ALREADY

41. GOT A BEST FRIEND.

42. Uncle Grandpa: YOU DO?

43. HOW'S YOUR BEST FRIEND?

44. Pizza Steve: PIZZA STEVE'S

45. BEST FRIEND IS...

46. PIZZA STEVE!

47. NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I'LL

48. BE TAKING MY DAILY SIESTA.

49. IN TIGER'S BED.

50. Pizza Steve: WHAT'S GOING ON,

51. PIZZA STEVE?

52. Pizza Steve #2: NOT MUCH,

53. PIZZA STEVE.

54. JUST GLAD I'VE GOT A BEST FRIEND

55. AS AWESOME AS I AM.

56. Pizza Steve: YOU SAID IT,

57. BEST FRIEND.

58. BOOYAH!

59. Uncle Grandpa: I'VE GOT TO

60. GET RID OF THE OTHER PIZZA STEVE

61. SO I CAN BE PIZZA STEVE'S BEST FRIEND.

62. Mr. UH, UNCLE GRANDPA,

63. YOU GONNA SIT WITH US OR JUST

64. KEEP BLOCKING THE TV?

65. Uncle Grandpa: I'M GONNA GO

66. GET RID OF PIZZA STEVE.

67. Mr. AHHH.

68. Pizza Steve:

69. Uncle Grandpa: I GOT TO LEAVE

70. HIM SOMEWHERE HE CAN'T COME BACK

71. FROM.

72. Pizza Steve: [ SNORING

73. CONTINUES ]

74. Uncle Grandpa: THAT WAS EASY.

75. STOP LITTERING.

76. Pizza Steve: [ SNORING

77. CONTINUES ]

78. STOP LITTERING.

79. Uncle Grandpa: FINALLY!

80. STOP LITTERING!

81. Uncle Grandpa: THAT TEARS IT.

82. I'VE GOT TO TAKE PIZZA STEVE

83. SOMEWHERE HE CAN NEVER GET BACK FROM.

84. THEN I CAN BE PIZZA STEVE'S BEST

85. FRIEND FOREVER.

86. Pizza Steve: [ SNORING

87. CONTINUES ]

88. Uncle Grandpa: SO LONG,

89. PIZZA STEVE!

90. NOW THAT PIZZA STEVE'S GONE, I

91. CAN BE PIZZA STEVE'S BEST

92. FRIEND.

93. I'D BETTER GO FIND HIM AND TELL

94. HIM.

95. PIZZA STEVE!

96. PIZZA STEVE?

97. PIZZA STEVE?

98. Uncle Grandpa: HMM.

99. HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN PIZZA STEVE?

100. I GOT RID OF PIZZA STEVE SO THAT

101. I CAN BE BEST FRIENDS WITH

102. PIZZA STEVE.

103. BUT NOW I CAN'T FIND HIM.

104. Mr. WAIT.

105. YOU GOT RID OF PIZZA STEVE BUT

106. NOW YOU WANT HIM TO BE YOUR BEST FRIEND?

107. Uncle Grandpa: PIZZA STEVE

108. SAID HIS BEST FRIEND WAS

109. PIZZA STEVE, NOT ME, SO I

110. THOUGHT IF I GOT RID OF

111. PIZZA STEVE'S BEST FRIEND, THEN

112. I COULD BE HIS BEST FRIEND.

113. Mr. UH... SOUNDS LIKE

114. PIZZA STEVE WAS TALKING IN THE

115. THIRD PERSON, UNCLE GRANDPA.

116. Uncle Grandpa:

117. THERE'S A THIRD PIZZA STEVE?

118. Mr.

119. BELLY BAG, WANT TO HELP ME WITH

120. THIS ONE?

121. Belly Bag: SURE!

122. WHEN YOU REFER TO YOURSELF IN

123. THE THIRD PERSON, INSTEAD OF

124. SAYING, "I" OR "ME," YOU SAY

125. YOUR OWN NAME — FOR EXAMPLE,

126. "BELLY BAG IS RED."

127. MAKE SENSE?

128. Uncle Grandpa: NO.

129. Mr. SO, SOMETIMES WORDS

130. THAT ARE SPOKEN AREN'T ALWAYS

131. TRUE.

132. NOW YOU UNDERSTAND?

133. Uncle Grandpa: OHHHHHHHHHH.

134. OH, NO!

135. UNCLE GRANDPA SENT PIZZA STEVE

136. TO THE MOON!

137. NOW I'M NEVER GONNA BE HIS BEST

138. FRIEND!

139. WE'VE GOT TO GO TO THE MOON TO

140. SAVE PIZZA STEVE!

141. TO DO THAT, WE'RE GONNA NEED

142. SOME TIGER POWER.

143. Uncle Grandpa: A-A-A-A-A-ND

144. WE'RE HERE.

145. PIZZA STEVE!

146. LOOK! THERE'S HIS ROCKET!

147. HE MUST BE NEARBY.

148. PIZZA... STE-E-E-E-E-VE!

149. OOF! I CAN'T SEE HIM ANYWHERE.

150. HE MUST BE IN ONE OF THESE

151. HOLES.

152. LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO

153. FLUSH HIM OUT.

154. OKAY, HONEY. LET 'ER RIP.

155. Uncle Grandpa: THAT'S THE STUFF!

156. Pizza Steve: AAAAAAAAH!

157. Uncle Grandpa: THERE HE IS!

158. HUT! UHH!

159. PIZZA STEVE, I FOUND YOU!

160. HOORAY!

161. I'M SO SORRY I GOT YOU MIXED UP

162. AND ACCIDENTALLY SENT YOU TO THE

163. MOON.

164. I JUST DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THAT

165. YOU WERE YOUR OWN BEST FRIEND.

166. Pizza Steve: NO WORRIES,

167. UNCLE G.

168. UGH!

169. IN FACT, CHILLING UP HERE MADE

170. PIZZA STEVE REALIZE THAT

171. PIZZA STEVE ISN'T PIZZA STEVE'S

172. BEST FRIEND AFTER ALL.

173. Uncle Grandpa: REALLY?

174. SO, WHILE YOU WERE UP HERE ALL

175. BY YOURSELF, YOU REALIZED THAT I

176. WAS YOUR BEST FRIEND ALL ALONG?

177. Pizza Steve: NOT AT ALL,

178. UNCLE G.

179. WHILE I WAS UP HERE, I MET MY

180. MAIN MAN MOONMAN, AND WE BECAME

181. BEST BROS INSTANTLY.

182. WHAT'S UP, AIR BREATHERS?

183. Uncle Grandpa: WHAT?

184. BUT YOU JUST MET MOONMAN!

185. Pizza Steve: WHAT CAN I SAY?

186. THIS GUY REALLY GETS ME.

187. COOL, BRO BUMP?

188. Pizza Steve: UH, YEAH, DAWG.

189. TINGLY, TINGLY, TINGLY!

190. BOOM!

191. YEAH!

192. Uncle Grandpa: IT'S NOT FAIR!

193. I KNOW MORE ABOUT PIZZA STEVE

194. THAN ANYONE!

195. MOONMAN, I CHALLENGE YOU TO A

196. PIZZA STEVE TRIVIA BATTLE!

197. WE'LL SEE WHO KNOWS HIM BEST.

198. Pizza Steve: THAT'S A GREAT

199. IDEA — A CONTEST FOR AND ABOUT ME!

200. Uncle Grandpa: WINNER GETS TO

201. BE YOUR BEST FRIEND.

202. ONE MOMENT WHILE I SET THE

203. STAGE.

204. PERFECT.

205. ONE LAST DETAIL.

206. I'M READY.

207. Pizza Steve: HELLO, AND

208. WELCOME TO

209. "WHO REALLY KNOWS PIZZA STEVE,"

210. THE GAME WHERE YOU PLAY FOR THE

211. FRIENDSHIP OF THE ONE AND ONLY

212. PIZZA STEVE!

213. OKAY.

214. THE FIRST QUESTION IS, WHAT IS

215. PIZZA STEVE'S FAVORITE MARTIAL

216. ART?

217. Uncle Grandpa: OOH, OOH-OOH, OOH-OOH!

218. I KNOW THIS! OOH-OOH-OOH-OOH!

219. THAT ONE'S EASY —

220. ITALIAN KARATE.

221. Pizza Steve: EXCUSE ME, BUT

222. YOU DIDN'T LET ME FINISH.

223. WHAT IS PIZZA STEVE'S FAVORITE

224. MARTIAL ART BESIDES ITALIAN

225. KARATE?

226. Uncle Grandpa: HUH?

227. NOW, THAT WOULD BE MOONJITSU.

228. Pizza Steve: CO-O-O-RRECT-A!

229. HYAH! YAH! CHAH!

230. Pizza Steve: HEY! YAH! YAH!

231. YAH! CHAH!

232. MOONJITSU!

233. AHHH!

234. MOONJITSU.

235. Pizza Steve: NEXT QUESTION —

236. WHAT IS THE CORRECT NUMBER OF

237. DEGREES OF SHADE TIPPING?

238. Uncle Grandpa: OOH, OOH-OOH,

239. OOH-OOH, OOH!

240. IS IT 37?

241. Pizza Steve: BZZT! WRONG!

242. I BELIEVE THE CORRECT NUMBER

243. OF DEGREES FOR SHADE TIPPING

244. IS...

245. ALL OF THEM.

246. Pizza Steve: YOU ARE CORRECT.

247. INDEED.

248. Pizza Steve: NEXT QUESTION —

249. WHAT IS PIZZA STEVE'S FAVORITE

250. MODE OF TRANSPORTATION?

251. Uncle Grandpa: I KNOW THIS ONE!

252. UGH!

253. UNCLE GRANDPA PIGGYBACK RIDES!

254. AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT IT USED TO

255. BE.

256. Pizza Steve: PFFT! NO.

257. I'M AFRAID THAT IS INCORRECT.

258. MOONMAN?

259. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT ALL COOL

260. DUDES RIDE AWESOME SPEED CYCLES.

261. Pizza Steve: OKAY!

262. FINAL QUESTION — AND THIS ONE'S

263. FOR ACTUAL POINTS, RENDERING ALL

264. OTHER QUESTIONS WORTHLESS!

265. WHO IS THE COOLEST GUY IN THE

266. UNIVERSE?

267. MAN, THAT'S TOO EASY.

268. THERE'S NO ONE COOLER IN THIS

269. WIDE UNIVERSE THAN A LITTLE GUY

270. I KNOW WHO WEARS THE COOLEST

271. SHADES.

272. I'M TALKIN' 'BOUT NONE OTHER

273. THAN MOONMAN.

274. Pizza Steve: [ IMITATES

275. BUZZER SOUNDING ]

276. WRONG!

277. Uncle Grandpa: OOH! OOH!

278. I DEFINITELY KNOW THIS ONE!

279. THE COOLEST GUY IN THE WHOLE

280. UNIVERSE IS THIS SUPER SLICE

281. RIGHT HERE — MY BEST FRIEND

282. PIZZA STEVE.

283. Pizza Steve: THAT IS 110%

284. CORRECT, BEST FRIEND!

285. Uncle Grandpa: ARE YOU READY

286. TO COME HOME NOW, LITTLE BUDDY?

287. Pizza Steve: YOU KNOW IT,

288. BEST BRO.

289. Uncle Grandpa: SO LONG,

290. MOONMAN!

291. LOOK US UP IF YOU'RE EVER ON EARTH.

292. BUMMER, DUDE.

293. WELL, GUESS I'M GONNA HAVE TO

294. HANG OUT WITH MY OLD BEST BRO,

295. MOONMAN.

296. Uncle Grandpa: SO, NOW THAT

297. WE'RE BEST FRIENDS AGAIN, I

298. GUESS YOU WANT TO WEAR THIS.

299. Pizza Steve: MIGHT AS WELL.

300. UM... WHAT'S THAT BURNING

301. SENSATION?

302. Uncle Grandpa: THAT'S

303. PROBABLY THE BACON GREASE.

304. Pizza Steve: HEY,

305. UNCLE GRANDPA!

306. CAN YOU HELP EVEN THIS OUT A

307. BIT?

308. Uncle Grandpa: WH-E-E-E-EE!

309. STICK CLOSE, KID.

310. THIS COULD GET EERIE.

311. UM... OKAY.

312. Uncle Grandpa: YOO-HOO!

313. ANYBODY HOME?

314. COME ON.

315. AAAAAAAH!

316. Uncle Grandpa: STAND BACK,

317. KID.

318. I'LL HANDLE THIS.

319. Uncle Grandpa: EAT HOT

320. RAINBOW, YOU SPOOKY SPIRIT.

321. GOT HIM!

322. WAIT UP, UNCLE GRANDPA!

323. Uncle Grandpa: GET READY FOR

324. SOME CREEPY STUFF.

325. MAMA.

326. Uncle Grandpa: WHAT'D I TELL YOU?

327. CREEPY!

328. MAMA.

329. MAMA.

330. MAMA!

331. Uncle Grandpa: NO!

332. IT'S GRANDPA — UNCLE GRANDPA!

333. LET'S SEE WHAT'S COOKING IN THE

334. KITCHEN.

335. WHO WANTS SOME...

336. SALAD?

337. AAAAAAAAH!

338. Uncle Grandpa: OH, NO!

339. I MISSED!

340. NEXT! HEY, YOU!

341. DON'T YOU KNOW TV ROTS YOUR

342. BRAIN?

343. STOP SLOUCHING.

344. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD SHOOTIN'.

345. I GUESS I DON'T NEED YOU

346. ANYMORE.

347. YOU'RE FREE, LITTLE FELLA.

348. UM, UNCLE GRANDPA, WHAT ABOUT

349. MY MATH PROBLEM?

350. Uncle Grandpa: OH, YEAH!

351. LET'S SEE.

352. THERE'S 10 GHOSTS TOTAL, AND WE

353. JUST BLASTED 6 AWAY, SO HOW MANY

354. GHOSTS ARE LEFT IN THE HOUSE?

355. 4 GHOSTS.

356. Uncle Grandpa: 4?

357. HUH! YOU NEED TO CHECK YOUR

358. MATH, KID.

359. I THINK YOU'LL FIND THE ANSWER

360. IS ZERO.

361. UH... I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S 4.

362. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

363. Uncle Grandpa: WHAT AM I

364. DOING IN HERE?