Uncle Grandpa 1x27

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Grey DeLisle as Additional Voices (voice) • Ken Marino as Christopher Columbus (voice)

Uncle Grandpa travels back to the year 1992 to retrieve a pair of pants.

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1. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!

2. GOOD MORNING.

3. GOOD MORNING.

4. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.

5. GOOD MORNING!

6. Mr. MM-HMM.

7. Uncle Grandpa: AIN'T NOTHIN'

8. GONNA TAKE THE GOOD OUT OF THIS

9. MORNIN'.

10. Pizza Steve:

11. HEY, UNCLE G!

12. Uncle Grandpa: YEAH, WHAT?

13. Pizza Steve: 1992 CALLED AND

14. WANTS THOSE RIDICULOUS PANTS

15. BACK.

16. Uncle Grandpa: OH.

17. WELL, ALL RIGHT.

18. DESTINATION YEAR — 1992.

19. BACK TO 1992 YOU GO, OUTRAGEOUS

20. PATTERN PANTS.

21. WELL, THAT'S THAT.

22. HEY, REMEMBER THAT TIME I WORE

23. THOSE WILD PANTS FROM THE '90s?

24. Mr. UH-HUH.

25. THAT JUST HAPPENED.

26. Uncle Grandpa: UNFORGETTABLE.

27. Pizza Steve: I'LL GET IT!

28. Y'ELLO!

29. HEY, MAN, AM I GETTING MY

30. PANTS BACK OR WHAT?

31. Pizza Steve: OH, HEY.

32. TOTALLY, BRO.

33. UNCLE GRANDPA JUST SENT THEM

34. THROUGH THE TIME PORTAL.

35. WELL, THEN WHERE THEY AT?

36. Pizza Steve: I DON'T KNOW.

37. JUST GIVE IT A MINUTE, WILL YOU?

38. TIME TRAVEL TAKES TIME!

39. YO, PUT UNCLE GRANDPA ON THE

40. LINE.

41. Pizza Steve: OH...

42. ALL RIGHT. HANG ON.

43. 1992 CALLED AGAIN.

44. HE DIDN'T GET THE PANTS.

45. Uncle Grandpa: THAT'S

46. IMPOSSIBLE!

47. HELLO?

48. LISTEN UP, UNCLE GRANDPA.

49. I DON'T HAVE TIME TO PLAY GAMES

50. HERE.

51. IF I DON'T GET MY PANTS BACK BY

52. THE END OF THE DAY, I'M CALLIN'

53. THE TIME POLICE!

54. Uncle Grandpa:

55. TIME POLICE?

56. BUT I SENT THE PANTS BACK!

57. Mr. WELL, YOU SENT THE

58. PANTS BACK, ALL RIGHT — BACK TO

59. 1492.

60. Uncle Grandpa: WHOOPS.

61. Mr. YOU DO REALIZE THAT

62. A CARELESS MISTAKE LIKE THIS

63. COULD VERY WELL RIP APART THE

64. FABRIC OF THE SPACE-TIME

65. CONTINUUM AND DESTROY THE

66. UNIVERSE?

67. Uncle Grandpa: I'M MORE

68. WORRIED ABOUT SPENDING THE NIGHT

69. IN TIME JAIL.

70. Mr. WELL, WHAT ARE WE

71. GONNA DO NOW?

72. Uncle Grandpa: I'LL TELL YOU

73. WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO!

74. WE'RE GONNA GET THE PANTS FROM

75. 1492 AND SEND THEM BACK TO 1992,

76. AND THEN WE'RE GOING OUT FOR

77. ICE-CREAM SUNDAES, WITH

78. SPRINKLES.

79. WHO WANTS TO GO WITH ME?

80. Mr. I DO.

81. Pizza Steve: WELL, NOW THAT

82. THERE'S ICE CREAM INVOLVED...

83. Uncle Grandpa: OKAY, I CAN

84. ONLY TAKE ONE OF YOU.

85. REMEMBER, WE COULD ONLY AFFORD

86. THE TWO-MAN TIME PORTAL.

87. SO, LISTEN — MY TIME-TRAVEL

88. PARTNER HAS GOT To BE SOMEONE

89. WHO'S STRONG AND SMART AND

90. POSSESSES AN INTRICATE KNOWLEDGE

91. OF THE PAST, SOMEONE WHO'S BEEN

92. AROUND SINCE THE DINOSAUR AGE

93. SOMEONE WHO'S GREEN, SCALY,

94. COLD-BLOODED, AND LAST BUT NOT

95. LEAST, SOMEONE WHO'S...

96. Pizza Steve: Covered in

97. pepperonis.

98. Uncle Grandpa: SOMEONE WHO'S

99. COVERED IN PEPPERONIS!

100. I CHOOSE PIZZA STEVE.

101. Pizza Steve: DON'T WAIT UP,

102. MR. GUS.

103. Uncle Grandpa: MR. GUS!

104. I JUST REALIZED I MADE A

105. TERRIBLE MISTAKE!

106. GIANT REALISTIC FLYING TIGER'S

107. LITTER BOX HASN'T BEEN CHANGED

108. ALL WEEK!

109. Uncle Grandpa: SO, I'M GONNA

110. NEED YOU TO BE A DEAR AND TAKE

111. CARE OF THAT FOR ME.

112. K? THANKS.

113. WE MADE IT.

114. NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS FIND

115. THE PANTS AND GET THE HECK OUT

116. OF HERE.

117. FLIPPIN' FROG LEGS!

118. Uncle Grandpa:

119. THE PANTS!

120. HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

121. YOU SEE THIS-A MAP-A, HUH?

122. THIS IS-A LAND.

123. NOW LOOKIT OUT OVER THERE-A!

124. NO LAND IN SIGHT-A!

125. OKAY, NO LAND MEANS NO RESPECT

126. FOR CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS!

127. Uncle Grandpa:

128. HE'S CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS!

129. NOW GET ON-A YOUR KNEES AND

130. KISS-A MY AWESOME-A PANTS-A!

131. Pizza Steve: I THINK THOSE

132. PANTS MAY HAVE GONE TO HIS HEAD.

133. Uncle Grandpa: I NEVER FELT

134. MORE ALIVE WHEN I WAS WEARING 'EM.

135. THAT'S-A RIGHT-A!

136. KISS-A MY OUTRAGEOUS PANTS-A IN

137. FRONT OF THE WHOLE-A CREW!

138. LOOK AT MY PANTS-A!

139. OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH-A!

140. IT IS A-SLEEPY TIME FOR ME-A.

141. Uncle Grandpa: THIS IS NOT

142. GONNA BE EASY.

143. WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO SNEAK THE

144. PANTS OFF OF HIM WITHOUT

145. VIOLATING TIME LAW.

146. THAT MEANS WE HAVE TO BLEND INTO

147. THE YEAR 1492 IN A 100%

148. HISTORICALLY ACCURATE WAY.

149. Pizza Steve: HISTORICALLY

150. ACCURATE.

151. GOT IT.

152. THIS, THAT'S GOOD.

153. NO, DON'T GO THAT WAY.

154. GO THAT WAY — TO THE LAND.

155. WHAT THE —

156. AH! WHAT DO YOU WANT-A?

157. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNIN'!

158. I GOT THE PIZZA YOU ORDERED,

159. MR. COLUMBUS.

160. EXTRA PEPPERONI, JUST THE WAY

161. YOU LIKE IT.

162. THANKS FOR CHOOSING

163. PIZZERIA STEVE'S!

164. [ ENGINE TURNS OVER, TIRES

165. SCREECH ]

166. Pizza Steve:

167. FRESH PEPPER?

168. AAH!

169. MY EYES-A!

170. MY EYES!

171. Pizza Steve: AAH!

172. OH! AY-YAH!

173. AY-YI-YI!

174. AAAAAAAAH!

175. I GOT 'EM!

176. I GOT 'EM!

177. I GOT 'EM!

178. AAH!

179. Uncle Grandpa: HOW'D IT GO?

180. Pizza Steve: NOT GOOD.

181. I THINK WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO WAIT

182. TILL HE FALLS ASLEEP BEFORE WE

183. TRY ANYTHING ELSE.

184. Uncle Grandpa: OKAY.

185. Shh!

186. HE'S OUT LIKE A LIGHT.

187. LET'S GO.

188. HE TURNED INTO PILLOWS!

189. AND THE PANTS ARE GONE!

190. NO!

191. THE PANTS, THEY NOT-A GONE.

192. THEY NOT-A GOIN' ANYWHERE-A.

193. OKAY?

194. NOW TAKE THE TWO-A THEM

195. OUTSIDE-A AND TIE THEM UP-A!

196. NO ONE STEALS

197. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS' PANTS-A!

198. NO ONE!

199. OKAY?

200. WHO DO YOU THINK-A YOU ARE-A?

201. Uncle Grandpa: I'M

202. UNCLE GRANDPA.

203. AND THIS IS MY LITTLE BUDDY

204. PIZZA STEVE.

205. Pizza Steve:

206. Uncle Grandpa: WE'RE HERE TO

207. TAKE YOUR PANTS BACK TO THE

208. FUTURE, WHERE THEY BELONG.

209. OH-HO-HO!

210. NOT-A WITHOUT A FIGHT, YOU'RE

211. NOT-A!

212. Uncle Grandpa: ARE YOU SURE?

213. 'CAUSE PIZZA STEVE KNOWS

214. ITALIAN KARATE.

215. DON'T YOU, PIZZA STEVE?

216. Pizza Steve: YEAH.

217. AND IF YOU'RE SMART, YOU WON'T

218. FORCE ME TO USE IT!

219. ITALIAN KARATE?

220. Pizza Steve: THAT'S RIGHT,

221. BRO!

222. ITALIAN KARATE!

223. HYAH!

224. ITALIAN KARATE.

225. I INVENTED ITALIAN KARATE.

226. Pizza Steve: SAY WHAT?

227. HYAH! HA!

228. HYAH!

229. HYAH!

230. Pizza Steve: AAH!

231. OHH!

232. UNH!

233. OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!

234. OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!

235. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

236. OHH!

237. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

238. Uncle Grandpa: PIZZA STEVE!

239. HEY, GRANDPA, YOU WANT SOME

240. OF THIS-A?

241. Uncle Grandpa: NO, THANK YOU.

242. HERE I COME-A!

243. AAAAAAAAH!

244. Uncle Grandpa:

245. Pizza Steve: AAAAAAAAH!

246. Uncle Grandpa: UGH!

247. YOU HAD ENOUGH-A?

248. Uncle Grandpa: YEAH.

249. OH, WELL THAT'S TOO BAD-A,

250. BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO KILL YOU

251. RIGHT NOW-A!

252. Uncle Grandpa: GREAT!

253. WE'LL NEVER GET THE PANTS BACK

254. TO 1992 IF WE'RE DEAD.

255. WE MIGHT AS WELL CALL THE

256. TIME POLICE ON OURSELVES RIGHT

257. NOW.

258. WAIT A MINUTE.

259. THAT'S IT!

260. HELLO, TIME POLICE?

261. YEAH, HI.

262. I'D LIKE TO REPORT A TIME CRIME.

263. UH, I'M IN 1492, AND THERE'S A

264. GUY HERE WEARING PANTS FROM

265. 1992.

266. GOT TO GO!

267. HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!

268. WHAT THE —

269. YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR

270. TIME LAW VIOLATION Z-67X —

271. WEARING FUTURE PANTS IN THE

272. PAST.

273. NO, NO, NO, YOU DON'T GET IT!

274. I'M-A CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS!

275. TELL IT TO THE TIME JUDGE.

276. Uncle Grandpa: REUNITED, AND

277. IT FEELS SO GOOD.

278. UNH!

279. Pizza Steve: HEY, THIS PLACE

280. IS PRETTY COOL.

281. Uncle Grandpa: YEAH, BUT NOT

282. AS COOL AS THESE PANTS.

283. SPEAKING OF PANTS, WE'D BETTER

284. GET THESE PANTS BACK TO 1992.

285. HERE'S YOUR PANTS BACK.

286. YO, THESE PANTS ARE

287. FUNKY-FRESH, YO!

288. Uncle Grandpa: AHH.

289. THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE NOW.

290. HEY, MR. GUS, WE'RE BACK!

291. Mr. WELL, I HOPE YOUR

292. ANTICS IN THE PAST HAVEN'T

293. ALTERED THE PRESENT IN ANY WAY.

294. Uncle Grandpa: NAH, WE WERE

295. PRETTY CAREFUL.

296. I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

297. AND WHO DISCOVERED AMERICA IN

298. 1492, CLASS?

299. UNCLE GRANDPA!

300. THAT'S RIGHT!

301. NOW LET'S PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO

302. THE FLAG.

303. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNIN'!

304. HMM...

305. DISGUSTING.

306. SHAVE TIME!

307. HMM, LET ME SEE HERE...

308. HEY! LOOKIN' GOOD!

309. Mr. OH, HEY,

310. UNCLE GRANDPA.

311. NOT BAD.

312. Pizza Steve: WHAT IS GOING

313. ON, UNCLE G?

314. WAIT.

315. WHAT IS ACTUALLY GOING ON HERE?

316. AAH! OHH! AAH! OHH! AAH!

317. AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

318. AAH! OHH! AAH! OHH! AAH! OHH!

319. BETTER, CLOSER, WARMER.

320. I'M A PINEAPPLE, AREN'T I?

321. THANK YOU FOR THE SHAVE,

322. UNCLE GRANDPA!

323. Uncle Grandpa: ANYTIME,

324. UNIVERSE.