Uncle Grandpa 1x23

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A series of shorts starring everyone's favorite uncle and grandpa!

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1. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!

2. GOOD MORNING.

3. GOOD MORNING.

4. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.

5. GOOD MORNING!

6. Uncle Grandpa: YO, YO, YO, YO, YO!

7. WHAT UP?

8. IT'S YOUR BOY, UNCLE GRANDPA!

9. WELCOME TO MY CRIB AND MY RIDE!

10. MY LIFESTYLE IS CRAZY-FAT

11. AWESOME!

12. YO, BELLY BAG!

13. READY TO HELP ME MAKE ALL THE

14. PEOPLE WATCHING AT HOME FEEL

15. MAD-JEALOUS ABOUT HOW WE LIVE?

16. Belly Bag: YEAH, BOY!

17. Uncle Grandpa: YO, YO,

18. ALL RIGHT!

19. LET'S GO INSIDE!

20. SO, UH, THIS RIGHT HERE IS THE

21. LIVIN' ROOM!

22. THE LIVIN' ROOM IS WHERE I

23. LIVE IT UP!

24. YO!

25. JUST LOOK AT ALL THE STUFF THAT

26. I HAVE THAT YOU DON'T HAVE.

27. AM FM DVD VCR TV ENTERTAINMENT

28. CENTER.

29. GIANT REALISTIC FLYING TIGER.

30. Uncle Grandpa: PIPE WITH A

31. LADDER STICKIN' OUT OF IT.

32. SIX — COUNT 'EM, 1, 2, 3 — SIX

33. DIFFERENT KINDS OF MUSTARD!

34. FRANKENSTEIN!

35. RAH!

36. Uncle Grandpa: ABE LINCOLN

37. POSTER SIGNED BY

38. GEORGE WASHINGTON.

39. BUT YOU ALL AIN'T SEEN NOTHIN'

40. UNTIL YOU'VE SEEN MY MOST PRIZED

41. POSSESSION — THIS TOASTER!

42. IT MAKES TOAST.

43. AW, YEAH!

44. SO, UH, THIS IS THE U. G. RV

45. COCKPIT.

46. ALMOST EVERY FUNCTION OF THE

47. U. G. RV IS CONTROLLED RIGHT HERE

48. ON THIS DASHBOARD.

49. YO! YO YO!

50. CHECK OUT ALL THE AWESOME

51. FEATURES, YO!

52. FRESHWATER FISH FINDER.

53. HAM RADIO!

54. DICE IN THE MIRROR.

55. FESTIVE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS.

56. CARROT JAMMED IN THE IGNITION.

57. WITH TECHNOLOGY LIKE THIS, THE

58. U. G. RV PRACTICALLY DRIVES

59. ITSELF.

60. BUT RIGHT NOW, MY BOY

61. PIZZA STEVE IS HANDLIN' THE

62. WHEEL.

63. SO, WHERE WE HEADED, HOMESLICE?

64. Pizza Steve: ITALY, BRO!

65. Uncle Grandpa: LEANING TOWER

66. OF PIZZA?

67. Pizza Steve: YOU KNOW IT,

68. UNCLE G.!

69. Uncle Grandpa: WORD UP!

70. THIS IS MR. GUS'S ROOM!

71. HE DOESN'T WANT US FILMIN' IN

72. HERE, BUT I WANT TO SHOW Y'ALL

73. SOMETHING.

74. Shh!

75. THIS IS MR. GUS'S SECRET

76. COLLECTION OF PRICELESS GEMMILL

77. FIGURINES.

78. MR. GUS PAYS TOP DOLLAR FOR

79. THESE AT ANTIQUE SHOWS.

80. EACH FIGURINE IS

81. PAINSTAKINGLY...

82. OOPS!

83. HANDCRAFTED IN SCANDINAVIA...

84. LIMITED EDITION —

85. UNH!

86. HOPEFULLY, MR. GUS WON'T NOTICE.

87. Belly Bag: YEAH, BOY!

88. Uncle Grandpa:

89. Mr. MORNIN',

90. UNCLE GRANDPA.

91. Uncle Grandpa: OH, UH...

92. GOOD MORNIN', MR. GUS.

93. Mr. WHAT ARE Y'ALL DOING

94. WITH THAT CROWBAR?

95. Uncle Grandpa: OH, UH,

96. NOTHING.

97. GOT TO GO!

98. RAISE THE ROOF, Y'ALL!

99. THIS HERE IS THE U. G. RV

100. BATHROOM!

101. AND CHECK IT OUT — I GOT THE

102. MAIN ATTRACTION RIGHT HERE —

103. THE TOILET!

104. THIS IS THE XW-2000 MODEL S.,

105. OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE

106. WHITE DIAMOND.

107. YOU WISH YOU HAD THIS KIND OF

108. WATER PRESSURE!

109. Belly Bag: UNCLE GRANDPA, WHY

110. ARE WE WASTING TIME IN THE

111. BATHROOM?

112. THE SHOW'S ALMOST OVER!

113. Uncle Grandpa: OH!

114. WE BETTER SHOW OFF ALL THE OTHER

115. ROOMS QUICK, THEN!

116. CAMPFIRE ROOM!

117. GAME ROOM!

118. MY ROOM!

119. CITY ROOM!

120. ISLAND ROOM!

121. UNDERWATER ROOM!

122. IGLOO ROOM!

123. WE NOW RETURN TO

124. "HOMEZ," FEATURING OUR SPECIAL

125. GUEST, UNCLE GRANDPA!

126. Uncle Grandpa: DANG.

127. I WISH I LIVED LIKE THAT GUY.

128. AND DIGGIN' A HOLE...

129. EAT YOUR VEGETABLES, KIDS.

130. Uncle Grandpa: WEIRD MAN!

131. WEIRD MAN!

132. HE'S THE WEIRDEST MAN!

133. WEIRD MAN!

134. GUYS, GUYS! LOOK, LOOK!

135. THE NEW ISSUE OF "WEIRD MAN"

136. IS OUT!

137. YOU GUYS WANT TO READ IT

138. WITH ME?

139. WEIRD MAN! WEIRD MAN!

140. THE WEIRDEST WEIRDO WEIRD MAN!

141. Mr. NOT RIGHT NOW,

142. UNCLE GRANDPA.

143. WE'RE WATCHING OUR FAVORITE

144. SHOW.

145. Pizza Steve: YEAH.

146. YOU'RE TOTALLY BLOCKING OUR

147. VIEW, UNCLE G.!

148. Uncle Grandpa: OH, UH, I AM?

149. WHOOPZILLA.

150. Belly Bag: I'LL READ IT WITH

151. YOU, UNCLE GRANDPA!

152. I LOVE WEIRD MAN!

153. Uncle Grandpa: REALLY? OKAY!

154. WHOO-HOO!

155. AND NOW BACK TO

156. "AMERICA'S WEIRDEST VIDEOS."

157. Uncle Grandpa: WEIRD MAN!

158. WEIRD MAN!

159. WHOO HOO! WEIRD MAN!

160. YEAH, YEAH, WEIRD MAN!

161. PAGE ONE.

162. "WEIRD MAN IS LOOKING FOR

163. CRIMINALS."

164. OOH! EXCITING!

165. GOLLY GOOBERS!

166. THAT MAN IS BEING ROBBED!

167. LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME TO GET

168. WEIRD!

169. PLEASE, SIR, DON'T HURT ME!

170. JUST HAND OVER YOUR MONEY.

171. HERE — 500 BUCKS IS ALL THE

172. CASH I HAVE.

173. WHAT ELSE?

174. MY WEDDING RING, MY $7,000

175. WATCH, AND SOME SILK POCKET

176. LINT.

177. JACKPOT!

178. HEY! YOU THERE!

179. DO YOU KNOW IT'S A CRIME IN THE

180. PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF CHINA TO

181. OWN A KNIFE WITH A BLADE LENGTH

182. OVER 3 INCHES?

183. BUT THIS IS NEW YORK CITY.

184. EXACTLY!

185. NOW, WHY DON'T YOU BE A GOOD

186. LAW-ABIDING CITIZEN AND PUT THE

187. KNIFE IN MY HANDS?

188. YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE ME GET

189. REALLYWEIRD, DO YOU?

190. OKAY! OKAY!

191. JUST STOP BREATHING ON ME.

192. IT FEELS REALLY WEIRD!

193. THERE WE GO!

194. HYAH!

195. NOW, I BELIEVE YOU HAVE SOME

196. THINGS THAT BELONG TO THIS MAN.

197. GO ON — RETURN THEM.

198. NOW, WHAT DO WE SAY?

199. HMM?

200. I'M — I'M SORRY?

201. HOORAY!

202. RUN ALONG NOW.

203. COME ON.

204. GET OUT OF HERE.

205. I'M OUT OF HERE!

206. IS EVERYTHING OKAY NOW, SIR?

207. UH, YES.

208. THANK YOU.

209. I'LL JUST... BE ON MY WAY.

210. WORK ISN'T GONNA FINISH ITSELF.

211. AAH! HE'S SO WEIRD!

212. ALL IN A DAY'S WORK FOR

213. WEIRD MAN!

214. Uncle Grandpa: "THE END."

215. Belly Bag: WOW,

216. UNCLE GRANDPA!

217. THAT WAS AWESOME!

218. Uncle Grandpa: I KNOW! RIGHT?

219. WEE!

220. WEE!

221. Mr. HUH?

222. Pizza Steve: SO, THERE I WAS,

223. AT THE SEMI-ANNUAL WORLD-FAMOUS

224. ITALIAN KARATE TOURNAMENT.

225. I MADE MY SIGNATURE SAUCE

226. ENTRANCE.

227. HYAH!

228. HOO! HA! HOO! HA! HOO!

229. HYAH!

230. OF COURSE, MY FANS WENT WILD.

231. THEN MY OPPONENT, SPAGHETTI AND

232. MEATBALLS, CAME OUT.

233. HE ONLY HAD THREE GRUMPY

234. DINOSAURS CHEERING FOR HIM.

235. AND SO IT BEGAN.

236. I WENT UP FOR A FLYING PEPPERONI

237. PUNCH!

238. THIS DUDE TRIED TO PUNCH ME?

239. BUT I TOTALLY AVOIDED IT, AND

240. BAM! — KARATE KICK TO THE

241. MEATHEAD!

242. THAT'S WHEN HOMIE GOT ANGRY!

243. HE JUMPED LIKE 40,000 MILES INTO

244. THE AIR TO DO SOME CRAZY SMASHER

245. PUNCH, BUT I TOTALLY AVOID IT

246. WITH MY PIZZA ROLL.

247. THIS DUMB-DUMB GOT HIS MEATHAND

248. STUCK IN THE GROUND, SO I RAN UP

249. HIS SPAGHETTI ARM, PULLED A

250. QUADRUPLE TRIPLE MEGA COMBO

251. NUMBER 7 WITH A SIDE OF

252. SAUCE-OME!

253. BABES WENT WILD!

254. GRUMPY DINOS WERE HATIN', AS

255. USUAL.

256. I DID SOME COOL HAND MOVEMENT I

257. SAW IN A MOVIE ONCE...

258. HOO!

259. AND FOR SOME REASON, HE GOT

260. FURIOUS.

261. HE WAS ALL TRYING TO RAPID-FIRE

262. PUNCH ME, BUT IT WAS NO MATCH

263. FOR MY NIMBLE PIZZA REFLEXES.

264. THEN HE WAS GONNA TRY TO SWEEP

265. KICK ME.

266. HA HA HA!

267. BUT I BLOCKED IT.

268. NOW THAT I HAD HIM TOTALLY OFF

269. GUARD, I TRIED THIS COOL MOVE I

270. LEARNED IN A VIDEO GAME — SOME

271. COOL BLUE FIRE FIST!

272. AND POW!

273. TOTAL K. O.!

274. BABES WENT WILD, AGAIN.

275. GRUMPSTERS WERE HATIN', AS USE.

276. BUT IT WASN'T OVER.

277. 'CAUSE HE TRIED A SNEAK ATTACK!

278. A CRAZY SONIC BOOM!

279. AND CRASHED INTO THE WALL.

280. THIS DUDE DID A NUMBER ON ME.

281. AT THIS POINT, I THOUGHT IT WAS

282. PRETTY MUCH OVER.

283. HE WAS ABOUT CRUSH ME WITH HIS

284. MEATBALL FOOT!

285. BUT JUST THEN, I REMEMBERED WHAT

286. MY DOJO MASTER SAID TO ME THREE

287. DAYS AGO.

288. REMEMBER, PIZZA STEVEN, IN

289. ORDER TO DEFEAT YOUR OPPONENT,

290. YOU MUST EAT YOUR OPPONENT.

291. Pizza Steve: OF COURSE!

292. IT MADE PERFECT SENSE.

293. NOW I WAS READY TO TAKE ON

294. MR. FOOD WITH ATTITUDE.

295. I LEAPT UP, GRABBED A STRING OF

296. SPAGHETTI, AND SLURPED UP THAT

297. BAD BOY!

298. PASTA LA VISTA, BABY.

299. HYAH!

300. I FINISHED HIM OFF.

301. EVERYONE LOVED ME.

302. AND THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED.

303. Mr. SO YOU DIDN'T JUST

304. EAT MY PLATE OF SPAGHETTI AND

305. MEATBALLS WHILE I WAS IN THE

306. BATHROOM?

307. Pizza Steve: NOPE.

308. I WAS AT AN ITALIAN KARATE

309. TOURNAMENT, BRO.

310. YOU GUYS WERE THERE, TOO.

311. ASK UNCLE G.

312. Mr. UNCLE GRANDPA, SET

313. THIS FOOL STRAIGHT.

314. WERE WE JUST AT AN ITALIAN

315. KARATE TOURNAMENT?

316. Uncle Grandpa: I DON'T KNOW.

317. PIZZA STEVE, WERE WE JUST AT AN

318. ITALIAN KARATE TOURNAMENT?

319. Pizza Steve: TOTALLY,

320. UNCLE G.

321. Uncle Grandpa: I GUESS WE

322. WERE, MR. GUS.

323. Pizza Steve: SEE?

324. I TOLD YOU! AND IT WAS EPIC!

325. YEAH, WELL, I STILL DON'T

326. BELIEVE IT.

327. LUCKY FOR YOU, I GOT SOME

328. LEFTOVER LASAGNA.

329. Uncle Grandpa:

330. AAH!

331. Uncle Grandpa #2: AAH!

332. Uncle Grandpa #3:

333. UNH!

334. OUCH!

335. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.

336. Belly Bag: GOOD NIGHT.