Uncle Grandpa 1x22

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When Uncle Grandpa travels back through time with a warning that Pizza Steve will do something to offend him in the next five minutes, Pizza Steve begins to obsess over what he could possibly do to offend Uncle Grandpa.

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1. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!

2. GOOD MORNING.

3. GOOD MORNING.

4. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.

5. GOOD MORNING!

6. Pizza Steve: HY-A-A-A-AH!

7. HYAH! HYAH!

8. HEY-OOH!

9. Uncle Grandpa: WHOO-HOO!

10. PIZZA STEVE, THAT WAS AWESOME!

11. Pizza Steve: YEAH, WELL, IT

12. TOOK ME YEARS OF PRACTICE TO

13. MASTER THE FINE MARTIAL ART

14. KNOWN AS, I-TA-LIAN KARATE!

15. Uncle Grandpa: AMAZING.

16. SAY, CAN YOU, LIKE, BREAK STUFF

17. WITH YOUR BARE HANDS?

18. Pizza Steve: HYAH, HYAH,

19. HYAH, HYAH, HYAH!

20. OH, YEAH.

21. I'VE BROKEN BRICKS, CINDER

22. BLOCKS, THE WORLD RECORD FOR

23. BEING AWESOME.

24. YOU NAME IT, I'VE BROKEN IT.

25. HY-A-A-AH!

26. Uncle Grandpa: SWEET!

27. CAN YOU BREAK MY POPSICLE STICK?

28. Pizza Steve: YOU BETCHA.

29. OF COURSE, IT MIGHT BE TOO EASY

30. FOR ME.

31. Uncle Grandpa: I'VE NEVER

32. BROKEN ANYTHING BEFORE, EXCEPT

33. WIND.

34. Pizza Steve: HYAH! HYAH!

35. HYA-CH!

36. HYAH!

37. Uncle Grandpa: WHOO!

38. AMAZING!

39. YOU, LIKE, TOTALLY BROKE IT!

40. Pizza Steve: YEAH, I KNOW.

41. Uncle Grandpa: I'VE NEVER

42. SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT BEFORE

43. IN MY LIFE.

44. THAT RIGHT THERE IS WHY I BRING

45. YOU ON ALL MY SUPER-COOL

46. ADVENTURES!

47. I HAVE THE MOST RESPECT FOR YOU,

48. PIZZA STEVE.

49. THE MOST.

50. Pizza Steve: AW, COME ON,

51. UNCLE GRANDPA.

52. THAT WAS NOTHING.

53. WAIT TILL YOU SEE MY SUPERKICK!

54. Uncle Grandpa: WELL, ALL THIS

55. WATCHING YOU WORK OUT HAS MADE

56. ME THIRSTY.

57. I NEED A WATER BREAK, BUT I'LL

58. BE BACK TO SEE YOUR SUPERKICK IN

59. A MINUTE.

60. UNH!

61. PIZZA STEVE!

62. Pizza Steve: UNCLE GRANDPA?

63. Uncle Grandpa: I'M NOT

64. UNCLE GRANDPA.

65. I'M UNCLE GRANDPA FROM THE

66. FUTURE.

67. Pizza Steve: NO WAY.

68. Uncle Grandpa: YEAH WAY, AND

69. IN THE NEXT 5 MINUTES AND

70. 39 SECONDS, YOU'RE GONNA DO

71. SOMETHING THAT WILL TOTALLY MAKE

72. ME LOSE RESPECT FOR YOU.

73. Pizza Steve: HOLD UP, BRO.

74. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

75. 'CAUSE YOU WERE JUST IN AWE OF

76. MY AWESOME KARATE SKILLS.

77. WHAT COULD I POSSIBLY DO THAT

78. WOULD BE SO LAME TO MAKE YOU

79. LOSE RESPECT FOR ME?

80. Uncle Grandpa: I CAN'T TELL YOU.

81. THAT WOULD VIOLATE TIME LAW.

82. Pizza Steve: NO, WAIT.

83. STOP PLAYING ME, UNCLE G.!

84. WHAT IS IT?

85. Uncle Grandpa: NO.

86. I CAN'T EVEN TALK TO YOU RIGHT NOW.

87. I'M SO DISAPPOINTED.

88. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU.

89. I USED TO RESPECT YOU.

90. Pizza Steve: OH, MAN.

91. WHAT COULD I HAVE DONE TO MAKE

92. UNCLE G. SO UPSET?

93. WHAT IF HE DOESN'T LET ME GO ON

94. ANY OF HIS SUPER-COOL ADVENTURES

95. ANYMORE BECAUSE OF THIS?

96. PIZZA STEVE'S GOT TO BE OUT

97. THERE SHOWING HOW AWESOME

98. PIZZA STEVE IS!

99. DON'T WORRY, PIZZA STEVE.

100. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.

101. JUST DON'T DISAPPOINT

102. UNCLE GRANDPA, AND HE CAN'T

103. POSSIBLY LOSE RESPECT FOR YOU.

104. Uncle Grandpa: PIZZA STEVE,

105. I GOT AN IDEA OF HOW TO MAKE

106. YOUR SUPERKICK EVEN SUPER-ER!

107. SO, YOU SEE THIS TARGET?

108. I WANT YOU TO SUPERKICK ME AS

109. HARD AS YOU CAN!

110. Pizza Steve: ALL RIGHT, BUT

111. REMEMBER — YOU ASKED FOR IT.

112. WAIT.

113. MAYBE THIS IS WHAT

114. FUTURE UNCLE G. WAS WARNING ME

115. ABOUT.

116. Uncle Grandpa: READY WHEN YOU

117. ARE.

118. Pizza Steve: GET READY FOR

119. THE MOST AWESOME SUPERKICK EVER!

120. HY-A-A-A-A-A-A-AH!

121. Uncle Grandpa:

122. Pizza Steve: UNCLE GRANDPA!

123. ARE YOU OKAY?

124. Uncle Grandpa: PIZZA STEVE,

125. HOW COULD YOU?

126. I'VE LOST ALL RESPECT FOR YOU.

127. Pizza Steve: OH,

128. MAN.

129. I CAN'T DO THIS.

130. Uncle Grandpa: WHAT'S WRONG,

131. PIZZA STEVE?

132. AREN'T YOU GONNA DO THE

133. SUPERKICK?

134. Pizza Steve: EH!

135. IT'S COOL, UNCLE G.

136. I'M... A LITTLE BORED OF BEING A

137. KARATE MASTER.

138. Uncle Grandpa: WELL, I KNOW

139. SOMETHING ELSE YOU CAN IMPRESS

140. ME WITH!

141. HUAH! HUAH!

142. WHY DON'T YOU PLAY ME THAT

143. AWESOME SONG YOU'VE BEEN WORKING ON?

144. Pizza Steve: OH, YEAH.

145. THIS ONE IS PRETTY MUCH

146. CERTIFIED PLATINUM TITANIUM.

147. I ALREADY HAVE LIKE 94 MILLION

148. PREORDERS FOR THE SINGLE.

149. Uncle Grandpa: OH, WOW,

150. PIZZA STEVE!

151. I CAN'T WAIT TO BE BLOWN AWAY BY

152. YOUR AWESOME GUITAR-PLAYING

153. SKILLS!

154. Pizza Steve: BLOWN AWAY IS

155. RIGHT! HA HA!

156. NO, WAIT.

157. WHAT IF...

158. Uncle Grandpa:

159. TOO AWESOME!

160. AAH! AAH! AAH!

161. AAH! WAAAH!

162. Pizza Steve: UNCLE G., ARE

163. YOU OKAY?

164. Uncle Grandpa: PIZZA STEVE,

165. HOW COULD YOU?

166. I'VE LOST ALL RESPECT FOR YOU.

167. Pizza Steve: OH,

168. NO.

169. I CAN'T PLAY THIS.

170. Uncle Grandpa: WHAT'S WRONG,

171. PIZZA STEVE?

172. AREN'T YOU GONNA PLAY IT?

173. Pizza Steve: ON SECOND

174. THOUGHT, I JUST DON'T THINK IT'S

175. READY FOR THE PUBLIC YET.

176. PLUS, I WANT TO REWORK THE

177. BRIDGE, ADD A LITTLE SLOW

178. ALLEGRO PART AND SOME FLATTED

179. SHARPS TO REALLY RAMP UP THE

180. ENDING.

181. Uncle Grandpa: OH, YEAH.

182. I TOTALLY AGREE.

183. SPEAKING OF RAMPING UP...

184. WHY DON'T YOU SHOW ME THAT

185. AWESOME SPEED-CYCLE JUMP YOU'VE

186. BEEN TALKING ABOUT?

187. Pizza Steve: NOW WE'RE TALKING.

188. Uncle Grandpa: DON'T FORGET

189. YOUR HELMET.

190. Pizza Steve: THANKS.

191. Uncle Grandpa: OH, MAN, THIS

192. IS GONNA BE A HUGE JUMP!

193. I BETTER BACK UP.

194. DON'T WANT TO RISK GETTING HIT.

195. Pizza Steve: YEAH, STAND BACK

196. IS RIGHT!

197. WAIT A SECOND.

198. Pizza Steve: I'M GOING FOR

199. IT!

200. Uncle Grandpa: HE REALLY

201. JUMPED OVER THE SUN?

202. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

203. Pizza Steve: AWESOME LANDING,

204. HUH, UNCLE G.?

205. UNCLE G.?

206. UNCLE G., ARE YOU OKAY?

207. Uncle Grandpa: PIZZA STEVE,

208. HOW COULD YOU?

209. I'VE LOST ALL RESPECT FOR YOU.

210. COME ON, PIZZA STEVE.

211. AREN'T YOU GONNA DO YOUR AWESOME

212. JUMP?

213. Pizza Steve: I'M SORRY,

214. UNCLE G.

215. I JUST CAN'T DO IT!

216. Uncle Grandpa: PIZZA STEVE!

217. Pizza Steve: LEAVE ME ALONE,

218. UNCLE G.!

219. I CAN'T DO ALL THIS AWESOME

220. STUFF ANYMORE!

221. Uncle Grandpa: BUT,

222. PIZZA STEVE, ALL THAT AWESOME

223. STUFF YOU DO IS WHAT MAKES ME

224. RESPECT YOU SO MUCH.

225. Pizza Steve:

226. HOLD ON.

227. IS THIS WHAT FUTURE UNCLE G. WAS

228. TALKING ABOUT?

229. FANS, FOLLOWERS, AFICIONADOS,

230. DEVOTEES — WITH A HEAVY HEART,

231. PIZZA STEVE MUST ANNOUNCE THAT,

232. FROM THIS DAY FORWARD,

233. PIZZA STEVE HAS RETIRED FROM

234. DOING AWESOME THINGS!

235. Uncle Grandpa: HUH?

236. NO! NOOOOO!

237. UNH! UNH!

238. NO, NO!

239. UNH! UNH!

240. N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O.

241. Pizza Steve: UNCLE G.?

242. UNCLE G., ARE YOU OKAY?

243. Uncle Grandpa: PIZZA STEVE,

244. HOW COULD YOU?

245. I'VE LOST ALL RESPECT FOR YOU!

246. Pizza Steve: OH, MAN!

247. WHAT WAS I THINKING?

248. PIZZA STEVE CAN'T STOP DOING

249. AWESOME THINGS.

250. HE'S GOT TO KEEP DOING ALL THE

251. STUFF YOU RESPECT HIM FOR SO YOU

252. TAKE HIM ON YOUR SUPER-COOL

253. ADVENTURES!

254. HY-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-AH!

255. HYAZAH! OOF!

256. YO! CHECK IT, UNCLE G.!

257. WHOO!

258. WHAT YOU THINK OF THAT,

259. UNCLE G?

260. NONE OF THAT DISAPPOINTED YOU,

261. DID IT?

262. Uncle Grandpa: DISAPPOINTED?

263. PIZZA STEVE, HOW COULD YOU SAY

264. THAT?

265. THE ONLY WAY I COULD EVER BE

266. DISAPPOINTED IN YOU IS IF YOU

267. EVER THOUGHT I COULD EVER BE

268. DISAPPOINTED IN YOU!

269. Pizza Steve: WHAT? BUT I —

270. Uncle Grandpa: I DON'T WANT

271. TO HEAR YOUR EXCUSES,

272. PIZZA STEVE!

273. Pizza Steve: UNCLE GRANDPA,

274. WAIT!

275. Uncle Grandpa: I CAN'T TALK

276. TO YOU RIGHT NOW.

277. I GOT TO GO BACK IN TIME TO WARN

278. YOU NOT TO DO THIS.

279. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU.

280. I USED TO RESPECT YOU.

281. UNH! UNH! UNH, UNH, UNH!

282. Pizza Steve #2: PIZZA STEVE!

283. FUTURE PIZZA STEVE HERE!

284. I'VE COME FROM THE FUTURE TO

285. GIVE YOU A MESSAGE.

286. Pizza Steve: YEAH?

287. WHAT IS IT, MAN?

288. Pizza Steve #2: I'VE COME TO

289. TELL YOU THAT IN THE NEXT

290. 12 SECONDS, YOU WILL CONTINUE TO

291. BE, AWESOME!

292. PUT 'ER THERE, PIZZIE!

293. Pizza Steve: YEAH!

294. DON'T YOU KNOW IT, SON!

295. YEAH!

296. Uncle Grandpa:

297. MUSTACHE DOG!

298. Uncle Grandpa: IT'S

299. BOARD-GAME NIGHT!

300. IT'S BOARD-GAME NIGHT!

301. IT'S BOARD-GAME NIGHT!

302. IT'S BOARD-GAME NIGHT!

303. YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT TONIGHT IS?

304. Mr. BOARD-GAME NIGHT?

305. Uncle Grandpa: NO!

306. IT'S BOARD-GAME NIGHT!

307. Pizza Steve: OKAY, UNCLE G.,

308. BUT WHAT GAME CAN WE PLAY?

309. WE'VE PRACTICALLY DESTROYED ALL

310. THE OTHER BOARD GAMES FROM

311. PREVIOUS GAME NIGHTS.

312. Uncle Grandpa: THERE'S STILL

313. ONE GAME WE HAVEN'T PLAYED

314. YET — THE SUPER DELUXE ULTRA

315. MEGA FUN TIME BOARD GAME!

316. ITS CRAZY COOL.

317. Mr. UH, NO, THANKS,

318. UNCLE GRANDPA.

319. Uncle Grandpa: CHECK IT OUT!

320. HERE, I'LL GO FIRST TO SHOW YOU

321. HOW IT'S PLAYED.

322. GRANDPA NEEDS A BRAND-NEW BAG!

323. Belly Bag: HEY!

324. Uncle Grandpa: 1, 2, 3, 4...

325. COLLECT $50!

326. Pizza Steve: ARE YOU SERIOUS?

327. Uncle Grandpa: SEE?

328. PRETTY FUN, RIGHT?

329. FREE CAR?

330. MUST BE MY LUCKY DAY!

331. SO, YOU GUYS WANT TO PLAY?

332. Mr. YEAH, WE DO!

333. Pizza Steve: I WANT COOL FREE

334. STUFF!

335. Mr. OH, YEAH.

336. DADDY NEEDS A NEW TANK TOP.

337. Uncle Grandpa: OOOOH!

338. GO STRAIGHT TO JAIL.

339. Mr. OH, MAN.

340. Uncle Grandpa: LOOKS LIKE

341. SOMEONE GOT BIT BY THE BAD-LUCK BUG.

342. Mr.

343. BUT IT'S JUST A GAME, RIGHT?

344. N-NO, NO, NO, WAIT!

345. Uncle Grandpa: YOUR TURN,

346. PIZZA STEVE!

347. Pizza Steve: SEE YA, BUDDY.

348. LET PIZZA STEVE SHOW YOU HOW

349. IT'S DONE.

350. Belly Bag: MARRIED, THREE

351. KIDS, AND A MORTGAGE.

352. SORRY, BUDDY.

353. Pizza Steve: WAIT. WHAT?

354. PIZZA STEVE CAN'T BE MARRIED

355. WITH KIDS!

356. DADDY, DADDY!

357. Pizza Steve: I'M STILL ON THE

358. MARKET!

359. THIS IS WORSE THAN JAIL!

360. Uncle Grandpa: OKAY, GIRL,

361. YOUR TURN.

362. Uncle Grandpa: OKAY,

363. BELLY BAG, YOU READY TO ROLL?

364. Belly Bag: UNH!

365. Uncle Grandpa: OOH!

366. LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO

367. GARBAGE LAND!

368. Belly Bag: SOUNDS FUN.

369. NO. NO! I WAS BEING SARCASTIC!

370. PLEASE DON'T GO THROUGH MY WEB HISTORY!

371. Uncle Grandpa: I GUESS IT'S

372. MY TURN NOW!

373. UNNECESSARY SURGERY!

374. I WIN!

375. Uncle Grandpa:

376. MUSTACHE GRANDPA.