Uncle Grandpa 1x20

Directed by

Jessika Van as Akira / Additional Voices (voice)

When Uncle Grandpa and the gang help a kid make a giant monster movie, they cast Mr. Gus as the monster.

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1. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!

2. GOOD MORNING.

3. GOOD MORNING.

4. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.

5. GOOD MORNING!

6. RAWR!

7. SMASH!

8. CRASH!

9. BASH!

10. RAAAAWR!

11. HI, FRIEND.

12. HOW ABOUT A BIG HUG?

13. CUT!

14. YOU REALLY DON'T MAKE FOR THE

15. BIG, TALL, AND SCARY TYPE.

16. THIS IS NO WAY TO MAKE A

17. GIANT-MONSTER MOVIE!

18. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING,

19. JAPAN!

20. BREATHTAKING.

21. Uncle Grandpa:

22. AKIRA!

23. WHAT'S GOING ON, BUDDY?

24. OH, HEY, UNCLE GRANDPA!

25. WELCOME TO JAPAN.

26. IT'S SO COOL TO FINALLY MEET YOU.

27. Uncle Grandpa: I'M REALLY

28. SORRY, SON...

29. BUT I DON'T SPEAK JAPANESE!

30. Mr. UNCLE GRANDPA, THE

31. KID'S SPEAKING ENGLISH.

32. Pizza Steve: IT'S DEFINITELY

33. JAPANESE, BUT DON'T WORRY.

34. PIZZA STEVE CAN TRANSLATE.

35. HE SAID, "WELCOME TO JAPAN"

36. AND THAT IT'S SO COOL TO FINALLY

37. MEET HIS ALL-TIME GREATEST HERO,

38. PIZZA STEVE!

39. Uncle Grandpa: WELL, NOW WE

40. KNOW HE'S GOT GOOD TASTE.

41. SORRY ABOUT BURYING YOU UNDER

42. A PILE OF RUBBLE, AKIRA.

43. OH, THAT'S NO BIG DEAL,

44. UNCLE GRANDPA.

45. THIS IS EXACTLY THE KIND OF

46. DESTRUCTION I WANT TO SEE IN

47. THE ACTION-PACKED, GIANT-MONSTER

48. MOVIE I'M MAKING.

49. Uncle Grandpa: WHOA, WHOA,

50. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

51. YOU'RE MAKING AN ACTION-PACKED

52. G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-

53. GIANT-MONSTER MOVIE?

54. OH, MR. DIRECTOR, SIR, MAY I

55. HELP YOU MAKE YOUR MOVIE?

56. SURE.

57. I JUST NEED SOMEONE TO PLAY THE

58. GIANT GREEN MONSTER.

59. Uncle Grandpa: YOU NEED A

60. GIANT GREEN MONSTER FOR YOUR

61. MOVIE?

62. WHERE ARE YOU GONNA FIND SOMEONE

63. LIKE THAT?

64. Mr.

65. I CAN DO IT.

66. Uncle Grandpa: YOU, MR. GUS?

67. I DON'T THINK SO.

68. Mr. I CAN, AND I'LL TELL

69. YOU WHY — ACTING.

70. YOU'RE IN LUCK, KID.

71. I HAPPEN TO BE AN ACCOMPLISHED

72. ACTOR.

73. Uncle Grandpa: ACTOR?

74. YOU'RE NOT AN ACTOR, MR. GUS.

75. Pizza Steve: YEAH, YOU'RE

76. ABOUT AS GOOD AT ACTING AS I AM

77. AT BRAIN SURGERY. WAIT.

78. I'M TOTALLY REALLY GOOD AT BRAIN

79. SURGERY.

80. Mr. YEAH?

81. WELL, I CAN ACT.

82. I DON'T KNOW.

83. YOU DON'T LOOK GIANT ENOUGH.

84. Uncle Grandpa: HE'S RIGHT,

85. MR. GUS.

86. YOU'RE TINY ENOUGH TO FIT

87. BETWEEN MY FINGERS.

88. WE NEED TO MAKE YOU GIANTER!

89. NOW SWALLOW THIS GIANT-MAKING

90. PILL!

91. Mr.

92. Uncle Grandpa: THERE HE IS,

93. MR. DIRECTOR, SIR — YOUR GIANT

94. GREEN MONSTER.

95. THANKS, UNCLE GRANDPA.

96. HEY, MONSTER, CAN YOU STOMP

97. AROUND AND FRIGHTEN THE

98. RESIDENTS OF TOKYO?

99. Mr. YOU WANT THE MONSTER

100. TO STOMP AROUND?

101. HMM, BUT WHY IS HE BEHAVING THIS

102. WAY?

103. I KNOW.

104. I'LL ACT OUT A MONOLOGUE TO

105. BETTER DEMONSTRATE THE MONSTER'S

106. MOTIVATION.

107. Uncle Grandpa: MR. GUS,

108. YOU'RE NOT AN ACTOR, BUT THAT'S

109. OKAY.

110. ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS STOMP

111. AROUND LIKE A BIG, DUMB MONSTER.

112. HERE, LET US HELP YOU.

113. Mr. G-GUYS, WHAT ARE YOU

114. DOING?

115. STOP IT! THAT TICKLES!

116. WHOA! WHOA!

117. AAH! AAH! AAH!

118. A-A-A-A-AAH!

119. PERFECT!

120. THANKS, UNCLE GRANDPA.

121. Uncle Grandpa: OH, BOY!

122. THIS MOVIE'S GONNA BE THE

123. COOLEST.

124. SEE, MR. GUS?

125. PLAYING A MONSTER IS A CINCH.

126. IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT YOU CAN'T

127. ACT.

128. Mr. I CAN ACT.

129. YOU'LL SEE.

130. OKAY, THIS IS THE SCENE WHERE

131. THE MONSTER BREATHES FIRE ON ALL

132. OF TOKYO.

133. Mr. HMM. FIRE.

134. YES!

135. I MUST SHOW THE MONSTER'S

136. PASSION, THE PART OF HIM WHERE

137. THE FIRE LIVES.

138. Uncle Grandpa: OR WE COULD

139. JUST FILL YOU UP WITH THIS FIRE SAUCE.

140. CUT! THAT WAS AMAZING!

141. OKAY, HERE'S YOUR BIG SCENE —

142. THE MONSTER DEATH SCENE.

143. Mr. THE DEATH SCENE,

144. HUH?

145. NOW YOU GUYS ARE GONNA ACTUALLY

146. TAKE MY ACTING SERIOUSLY THIS TIME?

147. Uncle Grandpa: DON'T WORRY,

148. MR. GUS.

149. ALL YOUR SCENES ARE COMING OUT

150. REALLY GREAT.

151. Mr. OKAY.

152. THIS WILL BE A PERFORMANCE SO

153. DRAMATIC, IT WILL MOVE THE

154. AUDIENCE TO TEARS.

155. Pizza Steve: OH, THIS SCENE

156. IS GONNA BE DRAMATIC, 'CAUSE

157. PIZZA STEVE'S IN IT!

158. TASTE SOME ROCKET,

159. GIANT GREEN MONSTER.

160. Mr. THAT LOOKS LIKE

161. IT'LL HURT.

162. NO, NO, NO!

163. CUT!

164. Uncle Grandpa: DID YOU GET

165. ALL THAT, AKIRA?

166. I THINK THAT'S A WRAP,

167. UNCLE "G."

168. Uncle Grandpa: YOU HEAR THAT,

169. MR. GUS?

170. THAT'S A WRAP.

171. Pizza Steve: UH, MR. GUS

172. AIN'T LOOKING SO GOOD.

173. Uncle Grandpa: MR. GUS!

174. HELLO?

175. OH, NO.

176. WHAT HAVE WE DONE?

177. THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING.

178. WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY NOT

179. TO CELEBRATE DEATH...

180. Uncle Grandpa: ... BUT RATHER

181. TO CELEBRATE LIFE.

182. TODAY, WHEN WE LOOK AT MR. GUS,

183. ALL WE SEE IS A DEAD DINOSAUR IN

184. A PINE BOX.

185. BUT MR. GUS USED TO BE SO MUCH

186. MORE THAN THAT.

187. MR. GUS USED TO BE ALIVE.

188. AND MR. GUS USED TO BE...

189. A GREAT FRIEND.

190. WHENEVER I LOOKED INTO MR. GUS'

191. EYES, I SAW A KIND, WARM SOUL

192. STARING BACK AT ME.

193. THAT, AND EYE BOOGERS.

194. MR. GUS ALWAYS HAD BIG, CRUSTY

195. EYE BOOGERS IN HIS EYES.

196. IT WAS PRETTY GROSS.

197. AND MR. GUS WAS STRONG.

198. WE COULD ALWAYS COUNT ON HIM TO

199. MUSCLE THAT JAR OF TACOS OPEN

200. JUST IN TIME FOR DINNER.

201. AND WHENEVER HE WORKED OUT, HE

202. SMELLED REALLY BAD.

203. HE SMELLED LIKE GARBAGE.

204. AND NOW

205. GIANT REALISTIC FLYING TIGER

206. WOULD LIKE TO SAY SOMETHING.

207. Mr.

208. Uncle Grandpa: YOU'RE UP,

209. PIZZA STEVE.

210. Pizza Steve: TODAY IS A

211. REALLY SAD DAY.

212. I WENT DOWN TO THE ICE-CREAM

213. STORE EARLIER.

214. FELT LIKE HAVING SOME

215. TRIPLE-CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM.

216. I'M SORRY.

217. BUT WHEN I PLACED MY ORDER, THE

218. ICE-CREAM-STORE DUDE WAS ALL,

219. "SORRY, WE'RE ALL OUT OF

220. TRIPLE-CHOCOLATE."

221. Uncle Grandpa:

222. WHAT?

223. Pizza Steve:

224. HOW COULD THERE NOT BE A SPECIAL

225. RESERVE FOR CELEBRITIES?

226. I'M PIZZA STEVE, FOR CRYING OUT

227. LOUD!

228. SO, ANYWAY, I HAD NO CHOICE BUT

229. TO SETTLE...

230. FOR DOUBLE-CHOCOLATE!

231. Uncle Grandpa:

232. Pizza Steve: UNCLE "G," GET

233. UP HERE AND WRAP THIS THING UP.

234. I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE.

235. HYAH!

236. Uncle Grandpa: THAT WAS

237. BEAUTIFUL, PIZZA STEVE.

238. THANK YOU.

239. IN CLOSING, I HAVE JUST A FEW

240. MORE WORDS BEFORE WE PUSH THE

241. COFFIN INTO THE FURNACE.

242. Mr.

243. Uncle Grandpa: MR. GUS WAS A

244. LARGE GUY.

245. Mr.

246. Uncle Grandpa: MR. GUS WAS SO

247. LARGE, WHEN HE SAT AROUND THE

248. RV, HE LITERALLY SAT AROUND THE RV.

249. Pizza Steve:

250. Uncle Grandpa: MR. GUS WAS

251. SO LARGE, WHEN HE BACKED UP, HE

252. WENT, "BEEP, BEEP, BEEP!"

253. Mr. ALL RIGHT!

254. THAT'S QUITE ENOUGH!

255. I'M NOT LARGE, I DON'T SMELL

256. LIKE GARBAGE, AND I'M NOT DEAD,

257. EITHER.

258. I JUST WANTED YOU GUYS TO TAKE

259. ME SERIOUSLY AS AN ACTOR AND

260. PROVE THAT MY PERFORMANCE COULD

261. MOVE AN AUDIENCE TO TEARS.

262. AND JUDGING FROM ALL YOUR

263. REACTIONS...

264. IT LOOKS LIKE I ACHIEVED THAT.

265. Pizza Steve: THE UNDEAD WALKS

266. THE EARTH!

267. AAH!

268. Uncle Grandpa: MR. GUS IS A

269. ZOMBIE!

270. ATTACK! ATTACK!

271. Mr. IT'S ME! IT'S ME!

272. AWESOME!

273. Uncle Grandpa: COOL MOVIE,

274. MR. DIRECTOR.

275. AND I'M SORRY, MR. GUS.

276. I'M SORRY I DIDN'T TAKE YOUR

277. ACTING SERIOUSLY.

278. YOU'RE A GREAT ACTOR.

279. Mr.

280. REALLY?

281. YOU REALLY LIKE MY PERFORMANCE?

282. Uncle Grandpa: ARE YOU

283. KIDDING, MR. GUS?

284. ANYONE WHO CAN PRETEND TO BE SO

285. INJURED AFTER BEING ATTACKED BY

286. A CHAIN-SAW-WIELDING,

287. ZOMBIE-DESTROYING MOB IS A

288. MASTER ACTOR!

289. Mr.

290. Uncle Grandpa: UH-OH!

291. Pizza Steve: AND NOW

292. "SLICE OF LIFE WITH

293. PIZZA STEVE."

294. 'SUP, BRAH?

295. YOUR RADIO WAS BROKEN, BUT I

296. FIXED IT.

297. Mr. I WAS LISTENING TO

298. THAT.

299. Pizza Steve: SORRY, BRO.

300. IT'S JUST THAT I'M ALLERGIC TO

301. CLASSICAL MUSIC.

302. Mr.

303. IT'S MY TURN TO DRIVE, SO I PICK

304. THE MUSIC.

305. HANDS OFF.

306. Pizza Steve: NO HANDS?

307. NO PROBLEM.

308. BETTER KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF,

309. MR. GUS.

310. MINE NOW!

311. Mr. DISGUSTING.

312. WHY YOU GOT TO TEST ME,

313. PIZZA STEVE?

314. Pizza Steve: MR. GUS, YOU

315. BROKE IT AGAIN.

316. Mr. I'D LIKE TO BREAK

317. YOU.

318. Pizza Steve: YEAH!

319. Mr. NO!

320. DON'T YOU TOUCH THAT DIAL AGAIN.

321. HEY, RELAX, DUDE.

322. I WAS JUST ADJUSTING THIS AIR

323. VENT.

324. SEE? NO TOUCHY.

325. WHOA, NOW, M. G.

326. YOU NEED TO CHILL OUT.

327. Mr.

328. FINE.

329. YOU WANT TO LISTEN TO YOUR

330. ANNOYING MUSIC?

331. YOU CAN DRIVE!

332. Pizza Steve: FINALLY!

333. GEEZ. THANKS, DAD.

334. CLASSICAL MUSIC.

335. OKAY, MR. GUS.

336. YOUR TURN TO DRIVE NOW.

337. Uncle Grandpa: UH-OH!

338. NOTHING'S WORKING.

339. HELP!

340. THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE HERE.

341. ALL MY CATS GOT OUT.