Uncle Grandpa 1x19

Directed by

Shaquille O'Neal as Shaquille O'Neal (voice) • Carlos Alazraqui as Austin (voice)

Uncle Grandpa helps a kid become perfect by turning him into a robot. But when the robot tries to destroy him for being imperfect, Uncle Grandpa goes on the run

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1. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!

2. GOOD MORNING.

3. GOOD MORNING.

4. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.

5. GOOD MORNING!

6. EASY DOES IT NOW.

7. THERE! ALL DONE!

8. OH, WAIT A SECOND.

9. AW, MAN!

10. I MADE MY BED WRONG AGAIN!

11. I CAN NEVER DO IT RIGHT!

12. OOH! OWWW!

13. OHH.

14. I CAN'T DO ANYTHING CORRECTLY!

15. MAN, I'M TERRIBLE AT LIFE.

16. WHA? WHA?

17. Uncle Grandpa: HUH.

18. GOTTA REMEMBER TO FIX THAT

19. E-BRAKE.

20. HUH? HEY, WAIT A SECOND.

21. THIS ISN'T THE SUBBY SANDWICH SHOP.

22. AND YOU'RE NOT THE SANDWICH

23. CREATOR WHO MAKES MY TUNA-FISH

24. SANDWICH.

25. NO. I'M AUSTIN.

26. AND YOU JUST BUSTED INTO MY

27. ROOM, UNCLE GRANDPA!

28. Uncle Grandpa: YOU'RE

29. WELCOME.

30. SO, AUSTIN, HOW CAN

31. UNCLE GRANDPA HELP YOU TODAY?

32. WELL, I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT

33. ANYTHING, AND I AIN'T NEVER

34. DONE NOTHING RIGHT.

35. Uncle Grandpa: I BELIEVE YOU

36. MEAN, "I'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING

37. RIGHT."

38. WATCH THOSE DOUBLE NEGATIVES!

39. YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN?

40. I WISH I WAS GOOD AT STUFF!

41. I WISH I WAS PERFECT!

42. Uncle Grandpa: THEN THERE'S

43. ONLY ONE THING TO DO!

44. YOU MEAN I HAVE TO BUCKLE

45. DOWN AND COMMIT TO BEING A

46. BETTER PERSON?

47. Uncle Grandpa: WHAT? PFFT! NO!

48. I'M GONNA TURN YOU INTO THE MOST

49. PERFECT THING EVER.

50. A ROBOT.

51. UH, UNCLE GRANDPA, WHY ARE

52. YOU LOOKING OVER THERE?

53. Uncle Grandpa: LET'S GET

54. PERFECT!

55. DON'T WORRY, AUSTIN.

56. THIS WON'T HURT A BIT.

57. THERE WE GO!

58. SO, AUSTIN, WHAT DO YA THINK?

59. I AM

60. AUSTIN 2.0, THE MOST PERFECT

61. ROBOT.

62. MISSION TO DESTROY ALL

63. IMPERFECTIONS AND MAINTAIN

64. MAXIMUM PERFECTION LEVELS FOREVER.

65. Uncle Grandpa: WELL, MY WORK

66. HERE IS DONE.

67. LOOKS LIKE IT'S

68. TUNA SANDWICH O'CLOCK FOR ME.

69. SCANNING FOR IMPERFECTIONS.

70. SCAN COMPLETE.

71. YOU ARE MOST IMPERFECT!

72. Uncle Grandpa: HEY, I RESENT THAT!

73. MUST DESTROY!

74. Uncle Grandpa:

75. WHOA, WATCH IT!

76. YOU ALMOST HIT ME!

77. Belly Bag: UM, UNCLE GRANDPA,

78. SOMETHING TELLS ME HE IS TRYING

79. TO HIT YOU!

80. AAAAH!

81. MAIN PRIORITY —

82. IMPERFECTION.

83. MUST BE RECTIFIED.

84. MAXIMUM ARTILLERY TRAINED ON

85. TARGET.

86. Uncle Grandpa: OH, BOY, SO

87. MANY BIG WORDS!

88. OH! OH! OH! OH!

89. ME NO LIKEY!

90. ALL I WANTED WAS A TUNA-FISH

91. SANDWICH!

92. IMPERFECT HIDING PLACE.

93. Uncle Grandpa:

94. THAT WAS A CLOSE CALL.

95. LUCKY NO ONE GOT HURT.

96. Belly Bag: UNCLE GRANDPA,

97. AHEM?

98. Uncle Grandpa: HUH?

99. KEEP AWAY!

100. UNCLE GRANDPA!

101. I REALLY NEED HELP WITH MY

102. SCIENCE-FAIR PROJECT.

103. YOU THINK YOU CAN GIVE ME A

104. HAND?

105. Uncle Grandpa: HI, HENRY.

106. ACTUALLY, I'M KINDA BUSY AT THE

107. MOMENT.

108. CAN YOU TAKE A RAIN CHECK?

109. WHATEVER.

110. Uncle Grandpa:

111. SEE? THIS IS WHY I HATE TREES.

112. AAH!

113. ALL I WANTED WAS A TUNA

114. SANDWICH!

115. Belly Bag: WE'VE GOT COMPANY!

116. Uncle Grandpa: YEAH, I KNOW.

117. I BROUGHT HER WITH US 'CAUSE SHE

118. SO LOOKED BORED IN THE BARN.

119. Belly Bag: I'M TALKING ABOUT

120. THE ROBOT HUNTING YOU DOWN!

121. Uncle Grandpa: WE'RE GOING

122. DOWN!

123. I REALLY SHOULD GET THAT

124. FIXED.

125. Uncle Grandpa: OOH!

126. I SHOULD GET THAT FIXED, TOO.

127. Uncle Grandpa: AH!

128. PFFFFFFT!

129. HUH?

130. AM I RIGHT, FOLKS?

131. AND I REALLY HATE IT WHEN I SIT

132. DOWN ON MY COUCH, GET ALL COMFY,

133. AND THEN REALIZE THE TV REMOTE

134. CONTROL IS ALL THE WAY ACROSS

135. THE ROOM.

136. I MEAN, SOMEONE SHOULD INVENT A

137. SEPARATE REMOTE CONTROL THAT

138. FETCHES YOUR REMOTE CONTROL.

139. AM I RIGHT?

140. Uncle Grandpa:

141. WHAT THE —

142. Uncle Grandpa: THAT'S WHAT MY

143. FRIEND MR. GUS SAYS ALL THE

144. TIME!

145. HE'S A DINOSAUR.

146. UNCLE GRANDPA, IS THAT YOU?

147. Uncle Grandpa: HI,

148. SHAQUILLE O'NEAL.

149. HOW'S THE COMEDY THING GOING?

150. EVERYBODY, IT'S

151. UNCLE GRANDPA!

152. HE HELPED ME REALIZE MY LIFELONG

153. DREAM OF BEING A STAND-UP

154. COMEDIAN.

155. NOW I'M NOT JUST AN INCREDIBLY

156. HANDSOME AND SUCCESSFUL

157. BASKETBALL PLAYER, BUT AN

158. INCREDIBLY HANDSOME AND

159. SUCCESSFUL COMEDIAN.

160. AND I OWE IT ALL TO HIM.

161. SO, WHAT'S CRACKA-LACKIN',

162. UNCLE GRANDPA?

163. Uncle Grandpa: OH, YOU KNOW.

164. A LITTLE OF THIS, A LITTLE OF THAT.

165. UH...

166. YOU ALL RIGHT, UNCLE GRANDPA?

167. Uncle Grandpa: WELL, ASIDE

168. FROM TURNING A CHILD INTO A

169. GIANT ROBOT THAT'S TRYING TO

170. DESTROY ME FOR NOT BEING

171. PERFECT, ALL BECAUSE I WANTED A

172. TUNA SANDWICH, YEAH, I'M ALL

173. RIGHT.

174. IMPERFECT!

175. Uncle Grandpa:

176. LOOKS LIKE YOU COULD USE AN ASSIST.

177. Uncle Grandpa: MAYBE A

178. LITTLE.

179. YOU HEARD HIM, EVERYONE.

180. LET'S HELP UNCLE GRANDPA GIVE

181. THIS ROBOT A CRAZY SHAQ ATTACK!

182. YEAH!

183. COME ON, UNCLE GRANDPA!

184. LET'S KICK SOME ROBOT BUTT!

185. OR RO-BUTT! OR ROBO BUTT!

186. OR WHATEVER YOU THINK IS THE

187. FUNNIEST!

188. Uncle Grandpa: THEY'RE ALL FUNNY!

189. WHEE!

190. WHOA! TOUGH CROWD!

191. PREPARE TO BE PERFECTLY

192. DESTROYED.

193. LET'S SHOW HIM WHAT WE'RE

194. MADE OF.

195. Uncle Grandpa: YEAH!

196. A BUNCH OF AUDIENCE MEMBERS!

197. READY! FIGHT!

198. Uncle Grandpa:

199. PERFECT COMBO!

200. I THINK I SWALLOWED SOME

201. CHAMPIONSHIP RINGS.

202. Uncle Grandpa: I THINK I

203. SWALLOWED MY SPINE.

204. TARGET HINDERED.

205. REMAINS MOST IMPERFECT.

206. Uncle Grandpa: STILL FIXATED

207. ON THE WHOLE "PERFECT" THING, HUH?

208. MUST DESTROY.

209. Uncle Grandpa: OKAY, OKAY.

210. YOU WIN. I'M MOST IMPERFECT.

211. JEEZ.

212. BUT BEFORE YOU DESTROY ME, WILL

213. YOU GRANT ME ONE FINAL REQUEST?

214. I SURE COULD USE A DELICIOUS

215. TUNA SANDWICH.

216. I CAN EQUIP YOU WITH A

217. PERFECT TUNA SANDWICH.

218. Uncle Grandpa: AAH!

219. I PRESENT YOU WITH A PERFECT

220. TUNA SANDWICH.

221. Uncle Grandpa: HMM.

222. COMPOSITION IS DECENT.

223. CONSISTENCY'S A BIT

224. QUESTIONABLE.

225. WEIGHT IS RATHER SUSPECT.

226. EH. I'VE HAD BETTER.

227. IMPOSSIBLE!

228. YOU ARE INCORRECT IN YOUR

229. EVALUATION.

230. IT WAS BY ALL LOGICAL ACCOUNTS A

231. PERFECT TUNA SANDWICH.

232. Uncle Grandpa: SORRY TO BURST

233. YOUR BUBBLE, BUT IN ALL HONESTY,

234. THE SANDWICH JUST WASN'T THAT GOOD.

235. IT WASN'T PERFECT.

236. INCORRECT!

237. IT IS PERF— DOES NOT COMPUTE!

238. ROBOT IS IMPERFECT!

239. ROBOT IS IMPERFECT!

240. Uncle Grandpa: IT WAS JUST

241. CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM.

242. OHHH! MY HEAD!

243. Uncle Grandpa: WHOA, AUSTIN,

244. WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?

245. Belly Bag: UNCLE GRANDPA, HE

246. WAS THE ROBOT, REMEMBER?

247. Uncle Grandpa: OH. RIGHT.

248. DUH!

249. W-W-WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?

250. Uncle Grandpa: LET'S JUST

251. PRETEND AT THIS MOMENT I SAY

252. SOMETHING REALLY PROFOUND AND

253. IMPORTANT THAT JUSTIFIES

254. EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED.

255. UH, I GUESS WHAT YOU MEAN IS

256. THAT TRYING TO BE THE PERFECT

257. KID IS PRETTY MUCH IMPOSSIBLE

258. AND THAT OUR IMPERFECTIONS ARE

259. WHAT MAKE US WHO WE ARE!

260. AND, IN A WAY, JUST TO BE

261. YOURSELF IS THE PERFECT

262. SOLUTION!

263. RIGHT, UNCLE GRANDPA?

264. UNCLE GRANDPA? HUH?

265. Uncle Grandpa: IS THIS THING

266. ON?

267. HEY, YOU EVER NOTICE WHEN YOU'RE

268. FLYING A PLANE AND YOU CRASH

269. INTO THE BACK OF A SEMI-TRUCK

270. THAT YOU SOMETIMES END UP

271. FIGHTING A GIANT ROBOT WITH

272. SHAQUILLE O'NEAL AT A COMEDY CLUB?

273. UNCLE GRANDPA PROBLEMS.

274. AM I RIGHT?

275. HEY, HE STOLE MY JOKE!

276. Uncle Grandpa:

277. THAT'S A PRETTY COOL BEAT,

278. TIGER.

279. ♪ YO, IT'S

280. Pizza Steve: ♪ AND PIZZA

281. Belly Bag: ♪ BELLY BAG, YO,

282. Uncle Grandpa: ♪ WE COME TO

283. BRING THE HEAT WHILE WE POP

284. Pizza Steve: ♪ YO, IT'S

285. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!

286. Belly Bag: ♪ IT'S YOUR

287. Mr. ♪ YO, IT'S