Uncle Grandpa 1x18

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A collection of shorts where Uncle Grandpa and the gang host a news program that goes awry, two turtles decide whether things are cool or dumb, and Uncle Grandpa goes on an accidental rampage trying to hit a piñata.

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1. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!

2. GOOD MORNING.

3. GOOD MORNING.

4. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.

5. GOOD MORNING!

6. NOW FROM U. P. P. STUDIOS, THIS

7. IS THE "GOOD MORNIN' NEWS"

8. GOOD EVENING EDITION WITH

9. UNCLE GRANDPA AND

10. GIANT REALISTIC FLYING TIGER...

11. MR. GUS WITH SPORTS, AND

12. PIZZA STEVE WITH THE EXCLUSIVE

13. ACCU-GRANDPA FORECAST, AND THE

14. ENTIRE "GOOD MORNIN' NEWS" TEAM

15. WITH THE GOOD MORNING NEWS THAT

16. MATTERS TO YOU, THE VIEWERS OF

17. "GOOD MORNIN' NEWS."

18. NOW THE "GOOD MORNIN' NEWS."

19. Uncle Grandpa: HUH?

20. Uncle Grandpa:

21. DON'T BE SILLY,

22. GIANT REALISTIC FLYING TIGER.

23. WE ARE DOING IT LIVE.

24. AND CAREFUL WITH THAT LANGUAGE.

25. GOOD MORNING, EVERYONE!

26. THERE'S BEEN A LOT OF TALK

27. AROUND TOWN, AND THE VERDICT IS

28. FINALLY IN.

29. THE STAIN ON MY SHIRT IS, IN

30. FACT, MUSTARD FROM A HOT DOG I

31. HAD EARLIER TODAY.

32. MEANWHILE, RECENT STUDIES SHOW

33. THAT WEARING A BIB REDUCES THE

34. NUMBER OF STAINS THAT COULD

35. ACCUMULATE ON ONE'S ATTIRE.

36. OH, THIS JUST IN!

37. OFFICIALS SAY THE MUSTARD STAIN

38. HAS BEEN DECLARED... IMPOSSIBLE

39. TO REMOVE?

40. THIS IS PRETTY SERIOUS.

41. LET'S HEAR FROM OUR ON-THE-SPOT

42. CORRESPONDENT, BELLY BAG.

43. BELLY BAG, CAN YOU FILL US IN?

44. Belly Bag: YES,

45. UNCLE GRANDPA.

46. I'M HERE IN THE U. G.-RV UNDER

47. THE SINK CABINET, WHERE WE'VE

48. TRIED DOZENS — LITERALLY DOZENS

49. OF CLEANING PRODUCTS BUT WITH

50. LITTLE SUCCESS.

51. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD TO KNOW

52. WE HAVE PEOPLE LIKE YOU OUT

53. THERE ON THE FRONT LINES,

54. BELLY BAG.

55. PLEASE KEEP US UPDATED ON ANY

56. NEW DEVELOPMENTS.

57. Belly Bag: BACK TO YOU,

58. UNCLE GRANDPA.

59. Uncle Grandpa: YES, UH,

60. THANKS, BELLY BAG.

61. WE'RE BACK AT —

62. Belly Bag: YES, T-THAT'S

63. RIGHT, UNCLE GRANDPA.

64. BACK TO YOU IN THE STUDIO.

65. Uncle Grandpa: HEH-HEH.

66. UH, JUST A LITTLE DELAY IN THE

67. OLD, UH —

68. Belly Bag: YES, TOTALLY.

69. DEFINITELY KEEP YOU UPDATED.

70. NOW BACK TO YOU, UNCLE GRANDPA.

71. Uncle Grandpa: WHILE WE TRY

72. TO FIGURE OUT SOME OF OUR, UH,

73. TECHNICAL ISSUES, LET'S PASS IT

74. OVER TO MR. GUS IN THE SPORTS

75. CORNER.

76. MR. GUS, YOU CAN TAKE IT FROM

77. HERE.

78. Mr. WELL, IT'S THAT TIME

79. OF YEAR AGAIN WHERE OUR

80. ROLLER CHAIR DERBY GEARS UP FOR

81. THE FINAL SPIN OFF —

82. Uncle Grandpa: HOLD THE PHONE!

83. Mr. GUH!

84. Uncle Grandpa: WE HAVE A

85. SPECIAL REPORT!

86. SORRY TO INTERRUPT

87. SPORTS CORNER, BUT WE HAVE A

88. SPECIAL BULLETIN COMING THOUGH

89. TO ME ON MY EAR THINGY.

90. WE'VE BEEN INFORMED OF A

91. HIGH-SPEED CHASE CURRENTLY IN

92. PROGRESS.

93. LET'S GO TO A LIVE FEED OF THE

94. CHASE.

95. AS YOU CAN SEE, OUR

96. "GOOD MORNIN' NEWS" 'COPTER IS

97. ON HIS TAIL.

98. Uncle Grandpa: HUH?

99. HOLY SMOKES!

100. YOU'RE RIGHT!

101. IT IS THE U. G.-RV!

102. BELLY BAG, YOU'RE IN THE RV.

103. CAN YOU GIVE US ANY DETAILS AS

104. TO WHAT'S HAPPENING AT THIS

105. MOMENT?

106. Belly Bag: YES,

107. UNCLE GRANDPA.

108. AS YOU KNOW, I'M CURRENTLY IN

109. THE U. G.-RV, AND WE HAVE YET TO

110. UNCOVER WHO IS AT THE DRIVER'S SEAT.

111. HOWEVER, ON A BRIGHTER NOTE,

112. WE'VE BEEN ABLE TO FIND THE

113. RIGHT CLEANING PRODUCT TO REMOVE

114. THE STAIN ON YOUR JACKET!

115. AS YOU CAN SEE, YOU'RE AS GOOD

116. AS CLEAN!

117. Uncle Grandpa: WOW!

118. THANKS, BELLY BAG!

119. Belly Bag: BACK TO YOU,

120. UNCLE GRANDPA.

121. Uncle Grandpa: YOU'RE RIGHT,

122. GIANT REALISTIC FLYING TIGER.

123. WHILE WE TRY TO UNCOVER THE

124. IDENTITY OF THE MYSTERIOUS

125. U. G.-RV DRIVER, LET'S PICK UP

126. WHERE WE LEFT OFF WITH THE

127. SPORTS CORNER.

128. Mr. YEAH, THANKS.

129. AS WE GEAR UP FOR THE WINTER

130. PLAYOFFS, THERE'S BEEN A LOT OF

131. BUZZ ABOUT THIS YEAR'S

132. BUBBLE-BLOWING CHAMPIONSHIP.

133. TEAMS HAVE BEEN POPPING OFF TO A

134. GREAT START IN THE FIRST QUARTER

135. WHERE WE CAN EXPECT BIG RESULTS

136. WITH A PLAY-BY-PLAY BLOW-OFF,

137. REACHING AN ALL NEW —

138. Pizza Steve: HEY, SORRY I'M

139. LATE.

140. I WAS BEING CHASED BY SOME CRAZY

141. HELICOPTERS.

142. ALSO, I DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW TO

143. DRIVE.

144. Belly Bag: WE'RE LIVE ON THE

145. SPOT WHERE THE DRIVER OF THE

146. VEHICLE HAS BEEN IDENTIFIED AS

147. LONG-TIME UNCLE GRANDPA

148. COMPANION AND MR. GUS AGITATOR,

149. PIZZA STEVE!

150. BACK TO YOU, UNCLE GRANDPA.

151. Uncle Grandpa: WHEEEEEE!

152. WHA!

153. THANKS, BELLY BAG.

154. NOW PIZZA STEVE WITH THE

155. WEATHER!

156. Pizza Steve: HEY, EVERYBODY!

157. WE'VE HAD SOME PRETTY CRAZY

158. WEATHER ALL WEEK.

159. AND IT'S ONLY GETTING CRAZIER!

160. BE EXPECTING A PREHEAT OF

161. 425 DEGREES FOR ABOUT 12 TO 15

162. MINUTES.

163. 20 MINUTES IF YOU'RE IN THE MOOD

164. FOR A CRISPIER CRUST.

165. LET THINGS COOL DOWN FOR ABOUT

166. 10 MINUTES BEFORE SERVING, AND

167. MAKE SURE TO WEAR THE PROPER

168. ATTIRE FOR ADDITIONAL TOPPINGS.

169. Uncle Grandpa: I GUESS YOU

170. CAN SAY WE'RE IN FOR SOME CHEESY

171. WEATHER, HUH, PIZZA STEVE?

172. Pizza Steve: I DON'T GET IT.

173. Belly Bag: BACK TO YOU,

174. UNCLE GRANDPA!

175. Uncle Grandpa: YES, THANKS,

176. BELLY BAG.

177. WAIT A SEC.

178. MY FINGERS ARE STUCK IN MY EAR!

179. HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?

180. Mr.

181. Pizza Steve: UH, WHAT ARE —

182. Uncle Grandpa: DIGGING A

183. HOLE!

184. HEY, BEN!

185. IS THIS COOL?

186. OR IS IT DUMB?

187. DUMB.

188. HEY, BEN!

189. IS THIS COOL?

190. OR IS IT DUMB?

191. DUMB.

192. HEY, BEN!

193. IS THIS COOL?

194. OR IS IT DUMB?

195. DUMB.

196. HEY, BEN!

197. IS THIS COOL?

198. OR IS IT DUMB?

199. DUMB.

200. HEY, BEN!

201. IS THIS COOL?

202. OR IS IT DUMB?

203. DUMB.

204. DUMB.

205. DUMB.

206. DUMB.

207. DUMB.

208. DUMB.

209. DUMB.

210. DUMB.

211. DUMB.

212. DUMB.

213. DUMB.

214. DUMB.

215. DUMB.

216. DUMB.

217. HEY, GOOBER!

218. I THINK THESE TURTLES ARE

219. TALKING TO EACH OTHER.

220. COOL!

221. Uncle Grandpa:

222. SLOUCHIN' ON THE COUCH,

223. SLOUCHIN' ON THE COUCH.

224. SLOUCHIN' ON THE COUCH,

225. SLOUCHIN' ON THE COUCH.

226. SLOUCHIN' ON THE COUCH,

227. SLOUCHIN' ON THE COUCH.

228. SLOUCHIN' ON THE COUCH,

229. SLOUCHIN' ON THE COUCH.

230. SLOUCHIN' ON THE COUCH,

231. SLOUCHIN' ON THE COUCH.

232. SLOUCHIN' ON THE COUCH,

233. SLOUCHIN' ON THE COUCH.

234. SLOUCHIN' ON THE COUCH,

235. SLOUCHIN' ON THE COUCH.

236. SLOUCHIN' ON THE FLOOR.

237. SLOUCHIN' ON THE FLOOR.

238. SLOUCHIN' ON THE FLOOR.

239. SLOUCHIN' ON THE FLOOR.

240. I BROKE THRO-O-O-O-UGH!

241. I'M GONNA KILL HIM!

242. I'M GONNA KILL HIM!

243. I'M GONNA KNOCK HIS CLOCK OFF!

244. Pizza Steve: N-N-NOW, TAKE IT

245. EASY, UNCLE G!

246. Uncle Grandpa: I'M GONNA BEAT

247. THE STUFFING OUT OF THAT CLOWN!

248. HUHH!

249. YAAH!

250. Pizza Steve: YOU'RE GOING

251. ABOUT IT ALL WRONG, DUDE!

252. Uncle Grandpa: GET OUT OF MY

253. WAY, PIZZA STEVE!

254. Pizza Steve: BUT, UNCLE G!

255. YOU GOT TO WEAR A BLINDFOLD IF

256. YOU'RE GONNA HIT THE PIÑATA!

257. Mr. THEM'S THE RULES!

258. Uncle Grandpa: OH, YEAH!

259. Belly Bag:

260. Pizza Steve: HOLD STILL,

261. BELLY BAG!

262. Belly Bag: BUT THAT'S JUST

263. IT!

264. I'M BELLY BAG, NOT A BLINDFOLD!

265. Pizza Steve:

266. HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO GO

267. OVER THIS?

268. HOW MANY?

269. THE BLINDFOLD STORE IS CLOSED!

270. AND THE SOONER UNCLE G CRACKS

271. THE PIÑATA, THE SOONER WE ALL

272. EAT CANDY!

273. Uncle Grandpa: I CALL DIBS ON

274. THE BUTTERSCOTCH DOORKNOBS!

275. Belly Bag: ALL RIGHT,

276. UNCLE GRANDPA.

277. TAKE FOUR STEPS FORWARD AND

278. SWING!

279. Uncle Grandpa: GOT IT!

280. ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, AND

281. SWING!

282. Belly Bag: UNCLE GRANDPA, I

283. SAID STEP FORWARD!

284. Pizza Steve: OOF!

285. AAH!

286. Belly Bag: NOW STOP!

287. SLOW DOWN, UNCLE GRANDPA!

288. Mr.

289. Belly Bag: UNCLE GRANDPA!

290. 27 STEPS BACK!

291. Uncle Grandpa: I SMELL LEMON

292. CANDY!

293. HI, UNCLE GRANDP—

294. AAAH!

295. Uncle Grandpa:

296. CANDY! CANDY! CANDY! CANDY!

297. CANDY! CANDY! CANDY!

298. THERE BETTER BE SOME

299. KRAZYBERRY LOLLY LOGS IN THIS

300. THING!

301. Belly Bag: 723 STEPS

302. BACKWARDS, UNCLE GRANDPA!

303. Uncle Grandpa: BUT THE PIÑATA

304. IS RIGHT HERE, BELLY BAG!

305. Belly Bag: OOH, I HOPE YOU

306. KNOW A GOOD LAWYER,

307. UNCLE GRANDPA!

308. Uncle Grandpa: WHY?

309. YOU GONNA SUE ME IF I EAT ALL

310. THE CANDY?

311. JUST CHILLAX!

312. THERE'S PLENTY OF CANDY IN THIS

313. THING FOR EVERYBODY.

314. UH-OH.

315. I THINK I LOST MY BASHING STICK!

316. WAIT, NEVER MIND.

317. I GOT IT.

318. DID ANY CANDY FALL OUT YET?

319. Belly Bag: UM, NO.

320. BUT I'M SURE WE'LL GET SOME

321. FALLOUT ANY SECOND NOW.

322. Uncle Grandpa: OH, BOY!

323. HOT ATOMIC CHERRY BALLS!

324. BASHING STICK!

325. BRING ON THE CANDY, CANDY,

326. CANDY!

327. Mr.

328. Pizza Steve: YOU GOT THAT

329. RIGHT.

330. Belly Bag: YOU DID IT,

331. UNCLE GRANDPA!

332. Uncle Grandpa:

333. WELL, ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL!

334. Uncle Grandpa: OOOOOOOH!

335. Mr. WERE YOU DIGGING A

336. HOLE AGAIN?

337. Uncle Grandpa: MAYBE.