Uncle Grandpa 1x15

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Uncle Grandpa calls on Pizza Steve, the self-proclaimed master of video games, to help a kid beat a game. Only problem: Pizza Steve is terrible at video games.

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1. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!

2. GOOD MORNING.

3. GOOD MORNING.

4. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.

5. GOOD MORNING!

6. Pizza Steve: AW, MAN.

7. Uncle Grandpa: DID YOU BEAT

8. THE GAME ALREADY, PIZZA STEVE?

9. Pizza Steve: THIS STUPID

10. GAME?

11. ARE YOU KIDDING ME, BRO?

12. IT ONLY TOOK LIKE FIVE MINUTES.

13. AND I HAD MY EYES CLOSED THE

14. WHOLE TIME.

15. Uncle Grandpa: NO WAY!

16. Pizza Steve: HERE.

17. I'LL PROVE IT.

18. Uncle Grandpa: WHOA!

19. HIGH FIVE FOR BEING THE BEST

20. NUMBER-ONE VIDEO-GAME CHAMPION,

21. PIZZA STEVE.

22. Pizza Steve:

23. ALL RIGHT!

24. Uncle Grandpa: I SHOULD LET

25. YOU DRIVE THE R. V. ONE DAY.

26. Mr. YOU NEVER LET ME

27. DRIVE THE R. V.

28. WHY —

29. Uncle Grandpa #2: PLEASE, MR. GUS.

30. PIZZA STEVE WAS PROBABLY JUST

31. ABOUT TO SAY SOMETHING.

32. Pizza Steve: MR. GUS, MAYBE

33. YOU SHOULD SPEND MORE TIME BEING

34. A WINNER AND LESS TIME PUTTING

35. UP LOSER BIRDHOUSES.

36. 'CAUSE LAST TIME I CHECKED, I

37. DIDN'T SEE ANY BIRDS IN HERE.

38. UNCLE G, DO YOU SEE ANY BIRDS IN

39. HERE?

40. Uncle Grandpa: NOPE.

41. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!

42. NEAT!

43. HEY!

44. Uncle Grandpa: WHOA!

45. LOOK OUT, LOOK OUT, LOOK OUT!

46. OH... YOU JUST LOST.

47. UNCLE GRANDPA!

48. Uncle Grandpa: HEY, ADAM.

49. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

50. I'VE BEEN DOWN HERE FOR WEEKS

51. TRYING TO BEAT THIS VIDEO GAME.

52. I CAN'T EVEN GET PAST THE FIRST

53. LEVEL.

54. Uncle Grandpa: I KNOW HOW TO

55. HELP YOU.

56. YOU... DO?

57. Uncle Grandpa: YEP.

58. NOW, LISTEN.

59. THAT GAME'S A TOUGH ONE, BUT

60. YOU'VE GOT A BRAIN, SO ALL WE

61. HAVE TO DO IS MAKE THAT BRAIN

62. AWESOME AT VIDEO GAMES.

63. AND YOU'RE IN LUCK, 'CAUSE I

64. KNOW THE MASTER OF VIDEO

65. GAMES — PIZZA STEVE.

66. Pizza Steve: MASTER OF VIDEO GAMES?

67. UH... BUT I, UH —

68. Uncle Grandpa: OKAY,

69. PIZZA STEVE.

70. WE'RE GONNA GET INSIDE ADAM'S

71. HEAD, TAKE OVER ADAM'S BRAIN,

72. AND THEN USE YOUR AWESOME

73. VIDEO-GAME SKILLS TO MAKE ADAM

74. GOOD AT VIDEO GAMES.

75. Pizza Steve: MY... AWESOME

76. VIDEO-GAME SKILLS?

77. BUT I, UH — I DON'T HAVE MY

78. LUCKY CONTROLLER WITH ME.

79. Uncle Grandpa: THAT'S OKAY.

80. I GOT IT RIGHT HERE.

81. HEY, UNCLE GRANDPA!

82. CAN YOU MAKE US TEENY-TINY?

83. Uncle Grandpa #2: OKAY,

84. UNCLE GRANDPA.

85. Uncle Grandpa: NOW PUT US ON

86. ADAM'S FACE.

87. THANKS.

88. WAIT.

89. NOW ADD SOME LENS FLARES.

90. AWESOME.

91. ALL RIGHT.

92. LET'S MOVE.

93. OKAY, PIZZA STEVE.

94. THE PRESSURE'S ON, AND THE

95. STAKES HAVE NEVER BEEN HIGHER.

96. THIS GAME WILL DETERMINE WHETHER

97. ADAM WILL BECOME SUCCESSFUL IN

98. LIFE OR SPIRAL OUT OF CONTROL

99. INTO THE DEPTHS OF DEPRESSION

100. AND FAILURE.

101. HERE'S THE CONTROLLER.

102. Pizza Steve: YOU GO FIRST,

103. UNCLE G.

104. Uncle Grandpa: BUT,

105. PIZZA STEVE, YOU'RE THE

106. VIDEO-GAME MASTER.

107. Pizza Steve: BUT, UH... I'VE

108. GOT PIZZA ALL OVER MY HANDS.

109. YOU HANDLE THE CONTROLLER.

110. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT TO DO IF YOU

111. NEED HELP.

112. Uncle Grandpa: OKAY.

113. I'LL GIVE IT A SHOT.

114. WHAT DO I DO? WHAT DO I DO?

115. WHAT DO I DO?

116. Pizza Steve: HIT "START,"

117. BRO.

118. Uncle Grandpa: OKAY. GOT IT.

119. NOW WHAT?

120. Pizza Steve: UH...

121. FIRST, YOU SHOULD START LOOKING

122. AROUND.

123. Uncle Grandpa: INTERESTING

124. FIRST LEVEL WE GOT HERE.

125. SIR LANCELOT'S BATTLE AX!

126. Pizza Steve: OH, SWEET!

127. PICK IT UP, UNCLE G.

128. Uncle Grandpa: HECK, YEAH, I

129. WILL.

130. Uncle Grandpa: OKAY.

131. NOW WHAT, PIZZA STEVE?

132. Pizza Steve: DUDE, TREASURE

133. CHEST STRAIGHT AHEAD.

134. Uncle Grandpa: SWEET.

135. ALL RIGHT. LET'S KEEP MOVING.

136. IT'S A CREEPY TORTURE DUNGEON!

137. Pizza Steve: WE BETTER GET

138. OUT OF HERE.

139. Uncle Grandpa: THERE'S NO WAY OUT.

140. WHAT DO WE DO, PIZZA STEVE?

141. Pizza Steve: UH... USUALLY

142. WHEN I CAN'T FIND A DOOR, UM, I

143. JUST MAKE ONE?

144. Uncle Grandpa: OKAY, MASTER

145. OF ALL VIDEO GAMES.

146. Uncle Grandpa: ARE YOU SURE

147. WE CAN MAKE OUR OWN DOOR IN THIS GAME?

148. Pizza Steve: TOTALLY.

149. UH, YOU JUST GOT TO GIVE IT MORE

150. JUICE, DUDE.

151. Uncle Grandpa: ALL RIGHT.

152. AAH!

153. SWEET. IT WORKED.

154. Pizza Steve: TOLD YOU.

155. Uncle Grandpa: WHOA!

156. IT'S A SKATEBOARD RAIL SLIDE

157. BONUS LEVEL.

158. YOU GOT TO DO IT, PIZZA STEVE.

159. Pizza Steve: NO!

160. I MEAN, YEAH... I REALLY WANT TO

161. PLAY BUT... YOU'RE

162. KILLING IT, UNCLE G!

163. YOU GOT TO KEEP GOING.

164. Uncle Grandpa: OKAY.

165. BUT IF THIS WASN'T A VIDEO GAME,

166. IT WOULD BE A DEATH WISH.

167. I THINK WE BOTCHED THE LANDING.

168. WE GOT TO GET OUT OF THIS STUPID LEVEL.

169. YOU HAVE ANY MORE GOOD MOVES?

170. Pizza Steve: SURE I DO.

171. UM, HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF

172. THE, UH... PIZZA STEVE 2000 MOVE?

173. Uncle Grandpa: 2000?

174. THAT SOUNDS WAY TOO HARD.

175. YOU — YOU BETTER DO IT,

176. PIZZA STEVE.

177. Pizza Steve: NO, MAN.

178. IT'S EASY, AND, UH, WE CAN

179. TOTALLY BEAT THE WHOLE GAME

180. RIGHT NOW IF YOU DO IT.

181. ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS, UH, SLAP

182. ALL THE BUTTONS AND MOVE THE

183. JOYSTICK ALL OVER THE PLACE.

184. IT'S PURE WIN, DUDE.

185. Uncle Grandpa: REALLY?

186. OKAY. LET'S GIVE IT A WHIRL.

187. MY NUTS!

188. Uncle Grandpa: AWESOME

189. GRAPHICS!

190. I THOUGHT YOU SAID THAT MOVE

191. WOULD BEAT THE GAME.

192. Pizza Steve: I, UH —

193. Uncle Grandpa: HMM...

194. WAIT A MINUTE.

195. THIS IS BAD.

196. THIS IS REALLY BAD.

197. WE'RE IN JAIL.

198. WITH A COUNTRY-MUSIC SUPERSTAR!

199. FLIPPIN' FROG LEGS! WE LOST!

200. HUH?

201. WHERE AM I?

202. AAH! WHAT THE —

203. Uncle Grandpa: YOU SAID THE

204. SUPER PIZZA STEVE 2000 MOVE

205. WOULD BEAT THE GAME.

206. AND NOW WE'RE IN JAIL?

207. UNCLE GRANDPA, PIZZA STEVE,

208. HELP!

209. HELP!

210. Uncle Grandpa: DID YOU HEAR

211. THAT?

212. Pizza Steve: UH... YEAH.

213. Uncle Grandpa: I THINK ADAM'S

214. IN TROUBLE.

215. UH-OH.

216. UNCLE GRANDPA, WHAT THE HECK

217. IS GOING ON?

218. Uncle Grandpa: HUH?

219. OH, UH... JUST BEATING THE GAME.

220. UH, WE'RE BEATING THE GAME.

221. WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

222. Uncle Grandpa: BEATING THE

223. GAME!

224. UNCLE GRANDPA!

225. Uncle Grandpa: PIZZA STEVE,

226. ADAM'S IN REAL DANGER OUT THERE.

227. I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE THE

228. MASTER OF VIDEO GAMES.

229. Pizza Steve: I AM.

230. Uncle Grandpa: I'M BEGINNING

231. TO WONDER IF YOU'RE TELLING ME

232. THE TRUTH ABOUT YOUR VIDEO-GAME

233. SKILLS.

234. IN FACT, I'M BEGINNING TO WONDER

235. IF YOU'VE BEEN TELLING ME THE

236. TRUTH ABOUT ANYTHING.

237. Pizza Steve: UNCLE G, I DON'T

238. NEED TO SIT HERE AND TAKE THIS.

239. Uncle Grandpa: WAIT.

240. IF YOU'RE NOT LYING TO ME, THEN

241. YOU'RE GONNA PROVE IT.

242. Pizza Steve:

243. AH! NO, NO, NO.

244. UNCLE GRANDPA!

245. Pizza Steve:

246. ALL RIGHT. HERE GOES NOTHING.

247. Uncle Grandpa: GEE WHIZ!

248. AMAZING!

249. Pizza Steve: OH, WHO AM I

250. KIDDING?

251. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.

252. Uncle Grandpa: PIZZA STEVE,

253. YOU DID IT!

254. Pizza Steve: HUH?

255. YEAH.

256. THAT'S RIGHT.

257. I DID IT.

258. NOT SURPRISING AT ALL WHEN

259. YOU'RE THE MASTER OF VIDEO

260. GAMES.

261. Uncle Grandpa: WELL, I HOPE

262. YOU LEARNED SOMETHING TODAY,

263. ADAM.

264. NOT AT ALL.

265. Uncle Grandpa: GREAT!

266. PIZZA STEVE, I OWE YOU AN

267. APOLOGY.

268. YOU PROVED THAT YOU REALLY ARE

269. THE MASTER OF VIDEO GAMES.

270. Pizza Steve: NOT GONNA LIE,

271. I'M A LITTLE HURT, UNCLE G.

272. BUT I'LL CONSIDER ACCEPTING YOUR

273. APOLOGY IF I CAN USE YOUR CREDIT

274. CARD TO ORDER SOME PIZZAS

275. TONIGHT.

276. Uncle Grandpa: YOU GOT IT,

277. PIZZA STEVE.

278. NOW LET'S GO HOME.

279. WAIT! WAIT!

280. BUT I'M STILL A LOSER AT VIDEO

281. GAMES.

282. Pizza Steve: BRO!

283. YOU WANT TO KNOW THE MOTHER OF

284. ALL VIDEO-GAME TIPS?

285. YEAH.

286. Pizza Steve: JUST CLOSE YOUR

287. EYES AND HIT ALL THE BUTTONS

288. RANDOMLY.

289. WORKS EVERY TIME, DUDE.

290. HIT ALL THE BUTTONS RANDOMLY.

291. YEAH.

292. THANKS, YOU GUYS.

293. OW!

294. TEARS OF JOY WELL UP BEHIND

295. MY SHADES AS I GAZE UPON A TRUE

296. MASTER OF VIDEO GAMES.

297. Uncle Grandpa: WHOA!

298. WHAA! WHO-O-A!

299. THE CAMPFIRE IS RIP-ROARING, AND

300. THAT CAN MEAN ONLY ONE THING.

301. Uncle Grandpa:

302. SILLY, GIANT REALISTIC FLYING TIGER.

303. THE MART MART FIRE WAS AN

304. ACCIDENT.

305. THIS FIRE IS FOR...

306. "UNCLE GRANDPA'S STORY TIME

307. STORYBOOK OF STORIES."

308. NOW, PAY ATTENTION, GANG.

309. YOU JUST MIGHT LEARN A VERY

310. IMPORTANT LESSON ABOUT LIFE.

311. "CHAPTER ONE — THE LEGEND OF

312. THE BEARDMAN, THE NIGHTTIME

313. TICKLER."

314. MM-MMM.

315. ONCE UPON A...

316. MMM.

317. TIME.

318. MMM. MMM.

319. THERE WAS A MYSTERIOUS BEARD,

320. COVERED FROM HEAD TO TOE IN

321. BEARD, KNOWN ONLY AS THE

322. BEARDMAN.

323. Uncle Grandpa: THIS BEARDMAN

324. CHARACTER WAS A NOCTURNAL

325. TRICKSTER...

326. TICKLING NOSES WITH HIS WISPY

327. BEARD.

328. Uncle Grandpa: HE WAS A REAL

329. RASCAL.

330. BUT ONE FATEFUL NIGHT, THE

331. BEARDMAN LEARNED A VERY

332. IMPORTANT LESSON ABOUT LIFE.

333. Uncle Grandpa: HE LEARNED A

334. LESSON ABOUT LIFE WHICH LANDED

335. HIM IN JAIL.

336. THE END.

337. MMM. YUM. YUM.

338. SUCH A TASTY STORY.

339. Mr. SO... THE BIG,

340. IMPORTANT LIFE LESSON HE LEARNED

341. WAS, DON'T SNEAK INTO OTHER

342. PEOPLE'S HOUSES AND TICKLE THEM

343. WITH YOUR BEARD WHILE THEY SLEEP

344. OR YOU'LL GO TO JAIL.

345. Uncle Grandpa: YEP.

346. WHO WANTS THE COVER?

347. Pizza Steve: UH... THAT'S ALL

348. YOU, UNCLE G.

349. Uncle Grandpa: OKAY.

350. YOUR LOSS.

351. MM-MMM.

352. Mr.

353. Uncle Grandpa: MR. GUS!

354. A LITTLE HELP!

355. PLEASE!

356. Mr.

357. THAT WAS QUITE DELICIOUS.