Uncle Grandpa 1x14

Directed by

Tom Kenny as Tiny Miracle (voice)

When Mr. Gus gets stuck in an embarrassingly super tight pair of jorts, he has to somehow get out of them in order to save his friends.

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1. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!

2. GOOD MORNING.

3. GOOD MORNING.

4. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.

5. GOOD MORNING!

6. Uncle Grandpa: WHOA!

7. IS THAT A SPACE ALIEN?

8. Belly Bag: NO, UNCLE GRANDPA.

9. IT'S A CACTUS.

10. Uncle Grandpa: CACTUSES ARE

11. COOL.

12. HMM.

13. HEY, GUYS, CAN I GET SOME HELP

14. PULLING THIS CACTUS OUT?

15. Mr. HMM...

16. NO.

17. UM...

18. NAH.

19. Pizza Steve: HEY, THERE,

20. MR. GUS.

21. UNCLE GRANDPA NEEDS SOME HELP

22. PULLING A CACTUS.

23. Mr. OKAY.

24. JUST CLEANING SOME STUFF OUT.

25. BE RIGHT THERE.

26. WOW. I THINK THE LAST TIME I HAD

27. THESE ON WAS 1993.

28. NICE JORTS!

29. HEY, WE'RE ALL GOING FOR A SWIM

30. IN THOSE NEW TAR PITS.

31. WANT TO COME?

32. Mr. MAYBE LATER.

33. THEM WERE SOME GOOD TIMES.

34. I WONDER IF THESE STILL FIT.

35. THESE ARE WAY TOO SMALL.

36. I LOOK RIDICULOUS.

37. Uncle Grandpa: MR. GUS, GET

38. OUT HERE!

39. Mr. OH, NO!

40. IF I GO OUT THERE LOOKING LIKE

41. THIS...

42. YOU GUYS NEED SOME HELP PULLING

43. A CACTUS?

44. GOOD THING NOBODY'S SEEN ME IN

45. THESE YET.

46. I'D BE A LAUGHINGSTOCK.

47. Uncle Grandpa: MR. GUS, WHAT

48. ARE YOU DOING IN THERE?

49. WE NEED YOUR MUSCLES TO PULL

50. THIS CACTUS OUT!

51. Pizza Steve: YEAH.

52. I CAN'T DO IT ALL MYSELF THIS

53. TIME, 'CAUSE I'VE GOT AN

54. IMPORTANT CALL TO MAKE.

55. HI. MR. PRESIDENT?

56. Uncle Grandpa: MAN,

57. PIZZA STEVE KNOWS EVERYBODY.

58. Mr. UH, ONE SECOND!

59. OH, NO!

60. MY JORTS ARE STUCK!

61. WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

62. I CAN'T GO OUT THERE.

63. I'LL LOOK LIKE A FOOL!

64. I'LL NEED A TINY MIRACLE TO GET

65. THESE OFF.

66. DID SOMEBODY SAY, "TINY

67. MIRACLE"?

68. Mr. TINY MIRACLE —

69. UNCLE GRANDPA'S ROBOT HELPER.

70. THANK GOODNESS!

71. HELP ME GET THESE JORTS OFF!

72. Mr. WHAT?

73. OH, NOTHING.

74. PERHAPS I CAN BE OF ASSISTANCE.

75. ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET THIS

76. STARTED.

77. Mr. THIS IS TAKING WAY

78. TOO LONG.

79. I BET I CAN JUST STRETCH THESE

80. OUT TO GET THEM OFF.

81. WHAT'S HAPPENING TO YOUR

82. LEGS, MR. GUS?

83. Mr. ALMOST... THERE.

84. YOU BETTER HOPE ALL THAT

85. PRESSURE DOESN'T MAKE THOSE

86. JORTS...

87. SNAP.

88. Pizza Steve: UH-HUH. UH-HUH.

89. Uncle Grandpa: I WISH MR. GUS

90. WOULD GET OUT HERE.

91. MR. GUS, HURRY UP AND HELP US!

92. Mr. WELL, THAT DIDN'T WORK.

93. I GOT TO GET OUT THERE AND HELP THEM.

94. OH, BUT THEY'LL LAUGH AT ME

95. LOOKING LIKE THIS.

96. WAIT A MINUTE!

97. I CAN JUST GREASE THESE JORTS UP.

98. THEY'LL SLIDE OFF LIKE A LAYER

99. OF SKIN IN THE SUMMER.

100. DON'T WORRY. ALMOST DONE.

101. Mr. "AUNTIE GRANDPA'S

102. BUTTER FLAVORED SOY SQUEEZINS.'"

103. AS LONG AS IT'S SLIPPERY.

104. YUCK!

105. Uncle Grandpa: HEY, TIGER,

106. YOU HEAR SOMETHING?

107. Uncle Grandpa: YEAH, ME NEITHER.

108. Mr. DARN IT!

109. THAT WAS CLOSE!

110. REMOVING THESE JORTS IS GONNA

111. TAKE AN EXTREME SOLUTION.

112. AND I'D BETTER DO IT QUICK

113. BEFORE THEY SEE ME.

114. THIS BETTER WORK, 'CAUSE I'M

115. RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS.

116. Uncle Grandpa: ONE MORE TUG

117. SHOULD DO IT.

118. HEAVE... HO!

119. AAAH!

120. Belly Bag: YOU WERE RIGHT,

121. UNCLE GRANDPA.

122. THAT IS A SPACE ALIEN.

123. Uncle Grandpa: SPACE ALIENS

124. ARE COOL!

125. AAH!

126. Pizza Steve:

127. FUZZY WUZZLES.

128. MWAH!

129. WHAT THE... AAH!

130. Mr.

131. WHAT AM I DOING?

132. NOT WANTING TO BE LAUGHED AT IS

133. PUTTING MY FRIENDS IN DANGER.

134. YOU GUYS NEED SOME HELP PICKING

135. A CACTUS!

136. Uncle Grandpa: MR. GUS!

137. YEAH, WE DID, BUT IT TURNS OUT

138. THAT IT REALLY WASN'T A CACTUS

139. AT ALL, BUT A SPACE ALIEN FROM

140. OUTER SPACE.

141. FROM UNDERGROUND.

142. Mr. WELL, WHATEVER YOU

143. ARE...

144. I SUGGEST YOU LET GO OF MY

145. FRIENDS.

146. HUH?

147. HUH?

148. WHAT?

149. Uncle Grandpa: WHOA, MR. GUS.

150. YOU'RE REALLY CRACKING HIM UP.

151. HUH?

152. Uncle Grandpa: YEAH, I GUESS

153. I AM.

154. HEY, UGLY!

155. YOU LIKE THESE JORTS?

156. Mr. YOU THINK THEY'RE

157. FUNNY?

158. Mr. DO THEY MAKE YOU

159. LAUGH?

160. Uncle Grandpa: OH, I GET IT.

161. THIS ALIEN IS CRACKING UP

162. BECAUSE YOU'RE CRACKING HIM UP

163. WITH YOUR SKIN-TIGHT JORTS.

164. Belly Bag: KEEP IT COMING,

165. MR. GUS!

166. Pizza Steve: UH-HUH. UH-HUH.

167. THE PRESIDENT SAYS YOUR COUNTRY

168. IS BEHIND YOU.

169. Mr. WELL, I DON'T CARE

170. WHAT YOU THINK, BECAUSE I WEAR

171. THESE JORTS WITH PRIDE!

172. Uncle Grandpa: THE CACTUS!

173. Mr. UNCLE GRANDPA?

174. WE'RE ALIVE!

175. Uncle Grandpa: AND IT'S ALL

176. THANKS TO THOSE FINE-LOOKING

177. JORTS YOU'RE WEARING, MR. GUS.

178. Mr. WELL, I WAS JUST

179. DOING MY JOB, UNCLE — WAIT A

180. MINUTE.

181. DID YOU SAY "FINE-LOOKING

182. JORTS"?

183. Uncle Grandpa: CALM DOWN,

184. GIRL.

185. I KNOW MR. GUS LOOKS REALLY

186. HANDSOME RIGHT NOW IN HIS JORTS,

187. BUT —

188. I AGREE.

189. AND THEY FIT SO PERFECTLY.

190. Pizza Steve: YEAH, MAN.

191. LOOKIN' GOOD.

192. OF COURSE, I'VE GOT LIKE 10,000

193. PAIRS OF JORTS EXACTLY LIKE

194. THOSE, BUT I, UH, LENT THEM ALL

195. TO MR. GUS.

196. Uncle Grandpa: YOU'RE SUCH A

197. NICE GUY, PIZZA STEVE.

198. Mr. SO, UH, YOU GUYS

199. AREN'T GONNA LAUGH AT HOW

200. RIDICULOUS I LOOK IN THESE?

201. Belly Bag: WHAT?

202. Uncle Grandpa: WHY WOULD I DO

203. THAT?

204. Mr. GOOD, BECAUSE I'M

205. PLANNING ON WEARING THESE JORTS

206. FOREVER!

207. OKAY, READY FOR JORTS

208. REMOVAL.

209. Uncle Grandpa: MR. GUS IS

210. NOT WEARING PANTS!

211. Mr. BUT I NEVER WEAR

212. PANTS.

213. NEVER MIND.

214. Pizza Steve: AND NOW,

215. "A SLICE OF LIFE" WITH...

216. PIZZA STEVE!

217. 'SUP, BRO-A-SAURUS GUS?

218. Mr. MAKIN' TOAST.

219. Pizza Steve: NICE, NICE.

220. SO, ANYWAY...

221. YEAH, ALL OF MY CRAZY-AWESOME

222. FRIENDS ARE COMING TO VISIT.

223. Mr. MM.

224. Pizza Steve: YEP, I HAVE A

225. LOT OF FRIENDS, AND THEY ALL

226. LOVE LOUD NOISES, PRACTICING

227. ITALIAN KARATE AT MIDNIGHT,

228. SCHOOLIN' FOOLS, CHEWING WITH

229. THEIR MOUTHS OPEN, AND LOOKIN'

230. BEAUTIFUL.

231. THEY'RE BASICALLY JUST LIKE ME.

232. AND BY THAT, I MEAN, AWESOME!

233. LET'S SEE. THERE'S PIZZA PETE.

234. HE'S ALL INTO PYROTECHNICS AND

235. SETTING STUFF ABLAZE AND

236. WHATNOT.

237. THEN THERE'S PIZZA WAYNE —

238. HANDLES AIR HORNS LIKE NOBODY'S

239. BIZ-NASS.

240. OH, AND PIZZA CHAD.

241. FOOL LIKES TO CHAINSAW STUFF.

242. AND PIZZA BEEF SUPREME THE

243. MIGHTY IS COOL, PLAYS GUITAR IN

244. A DEATH-METAL BAND!

245. AND PIZZA BAZERKER IS THE

246. CRAZIEST SLICE EVER.

247. Mr. OH. YEAH? UH HUH.

248. Pizza Steve: YEAH, SO MANY

249. AWESOME FRIENDS.

250. SHOULD BE HERE ANY MINUTE.

251. Mr. YOU DON'T HAVE ALL

252. THOSE FRIENDS.

253. YOU JUST SAID THAT TO GET UNDER

254. MY SKIN.

255. Pizza Steve: THAT'S PROBABLY

256. THEM NOW.

257. Mr. YOU DON'T HAVE ANY

258. FRIENDS.

259. SOMEBODY ORDER A

260. PIZZA?

261. Pizza Steve: THANKS, M. G.

262. I OWE YOU A 20-SPOT.

263. COME ON, BROS, TO MR. GUS' ROOM.

264. THIS PARTY'S GONNA BE A RAGER!

265. WHOO!

266. Mr. NOW, THAT'S JUST

267. SAD.

268. Pizza Steve: YO, WHAT'S

269. SHAKIN', FELLAS?

270. Mr. HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY

271. FRIENDS, SO HE ORDERS A PIZZA.

272. Pizza Steve: WHOA-HO!

273. COOL GUITAR SOLO, BRO!

274. Mr. THIS CAN'T BE FOR

275. REAL.

276. HUH? "OCCUPIED"?

277. Pizza Steve: YEAH!

278. PARTY DOWN, FELLAS.

279. Mr. NAH, NAH, NAH, NAH.

280. I GOT TO SEE THIS.

281. Pizza Steve: NICE

282. PYROTECHNICS, DUDE!

283. Pizza Steve: OH!

284. WAY TO HANDLE THAT AIR HORN!

285. Mr. NICE PARTY.

286. Pizza Steve: OH, HEY, M. G.

287. YOU JUST MISSED IT.

288. YEAH, THE BROS HAD TO BAIL EARLY

289. THIS TIME, BUT, MAN, WHAT A

290. RAGER.

291. Mr. NOW, THAT'S JUST

292. SAD

293. Uncle Grandpa: WE BETTER CALL

294. AN EXTERMINATOR.

295. WE GOT ANTS!