Uncle Grandpa 1x12

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Grey DeLisle as Additional Voices (voice)

Uncle Grandpa and the gang don't have money to pay for their meal at a restaurant. But when they discover a treasure map, it could be the answer to all their problems. Too bad the treasure map is actually a restaurant activity placemat.

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1. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!

2. GOOD MORNING.

3. GOOD MORNING.

4. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.

5. GOOD MORNING!

6. Uncle Grandpa: THIS PLACE HAS

7. GOT THE BEST SPAGHETTI IN TOWN!

8. Pizza Steve: HMM.

9. NEEDS MORE HABANERO SAUCE.

10. OOH! THAT'S NICE.

11. Mr. ONLY YOU GUYS COULD

12. GO TO A SEAFOOD RESTAURANT AND

13. NOTEAT SEAFOOD.

14. SO WEIRD.

15. YAR. HERE BE YE CHECK.

16. SHIVER ME TIMBERS.

17. Mr. THANKS.

18. YAR WELCOME.

19. Mr. HOW DO YOU GUYS WANT

20. TO SPLIT THE CHECK?

21. Pizza Steve: SORRY, MAN.

22. MY MONEY'S ALL TIED UP IN THE

23. STOCK MARKET.

24. Mr. HMM.

25. CAN'T SEEM TO FIND MY WALLET.

26. Pizza Steve: OH, YEAH.

27. YOU LEFT IT IN YOUR BACK POCKET.

28. BUT, JUST SO YOU KNOW, IT WAS

29. EMPTY WHEN I FOUND IT.

30. Uncle Grandpa: I'LL TAKE CARE

31. OF THE BILL.

32. BELLY BAG, CAN YOU PLEASE HAND

33. ME MY PENNY POUCH?

34. Belly Bag: SORRY,

35. UNCLE GRANDPA, BUT YOU LEFT IT

36. IN YOUR OTHER BODY.

37. Mr. SOUNDS LIKE WE'LL

38. HAVE TO WASH DISHES TO PAY FOR

39. THIS MEAL.

40. Pizza Steve: PFFT!

41. NO WAY!

42. PIZZA STEVE CAN'T DIRTY HIS

43. HANDS WITH GREASY FOODS!

44. IT'S BAD FOR MY HEALTH.

45. Mr.

46. WELL, THEN, HOW ELSE DO YOU

47. PROPOSE WE PAY FOR THIS BILL?

48. Uncle Grandpa: MR. GUS IS

49. RIGHT.

50. WE HAVE TO — —

51. WASH DISHES.

52. HOLD THE MAYO!

53. WHAT'S THIS?

54. COULD IT BE?

55. OH!

56. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

57. DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT THIS IS?

58. Mr. UH-HUH.

59. THAT'S A CHILDREN'S ACTIVITY

60. PLACE MAT.

61. Uncle Grandpa: EXACTLY!

62. IT'S A TREASURE MAP.

63. THIS IS THE ANSWER TO ALL OUR

64. PROBLEMS!

65. WE CAN FOLLOW IT AND PAY FOR OUR

66. MEAL!

67. Pizza Steve: WE'LL HAVE

68. ENOUGH MONEY TO HIRE PEOPLE TO

69. WASH DISHES FOR US!

70. WHOO!

71. WE'RE RICH!

72. Uncle Grandpa: WAITRESS!

73. THREE OF YOUR FINEST SHOVELS,

74. PLEASE!

75. Mr. SERIOUSLY?

76. WE CAN'T JUST HAVE ONE NORMAL

77. NIGHT?

78. DOES EVERYTHING ALWAYS HAVE TO

79. GET WEIRD?

80. Uncle Grandpa: LET'S START

81. DIGGING OUR PATH FROM UNDER THE

82. TABLE.

83. JUST TELL THE WAITRESS WE WENT

84. TO THE BATHROOM.

85. TREASURE!

86. Pizza Steve: COME ON,

87. MR. GUS!

88. WE'RE GONNA NEED YOUR HELP

89. CARRYING ALL THE HEAVY

90. TREASURES!

91. Mr. STOP GIVING ME THAT

92. LOOK.

93. I WON'T BE GONE FOR LONG.

94. AND DON'T TOUCH MY FISH!

95. Uncle Grandpa: ♪ DIGGIN' A

96. Mr. I'M TELLING YOU

97. GUYS, IT'S JUST AN ACTIVITY

98. PLACE MAT.

99. YOU'RE DIGGING FOR NO REASON.

100. UGH!

101. EVERYONE'S GONNA THINK WE'RE

102. BEING WEIRD.

103. Belly Bag: WHAT'S YOUR BEEF

104. WITH BEING WEIRD, MR. GUS?

105. IT'S WHO WE ARE!

106. Uncle Grandpa: COME ON,

107. MR. GUS!

108. TREASURE!

109. Pizza Steve: LAST ONE IN IS A

110. MR. GUS!

111. Mr. THAT DON'T MAKE ANY

112. SENSE.

113. I AM THE LAST ONE IN.

114. UNCLE GRANDPA...

115. MAYBE WE SHOULD TRY SOMETHING...

116. MORE PRACTICAL...

117. INSTEAD OF THIS NONSENSE!

118. Uncle Grandpa: MORE

119. PRACTICAL...

120. YOU'RE RIGHT, MR. GUS!

121. PIZZA STEVE, IF YOU PLEASE.

122. Mr. WHAT ARE YOU GUYS

123. DOING?

124. Uncle Grandpa: HA HA!

125. JUST LIKE THE MAP SAYS —

126. ROOT BEER RIVER!

127. Mr.

128. DOESN'T SMELL LIKE ROOT BEER.

129. Uncle Grandpa: WHOO!

130. REALLY, MR. GUS?

131. FEELS LIKE ROOT BEER TO ME!

132. Pizza Steve: MMM.

133. TASTES LIKE ROOT BEER, TOO.

134. Belly Bag:

135. AHH.

136. COME ON, MR. GUS!

137. TRY IT OUT!

138. Mr. I DON'T KNOW, GUYS.

139. THIS DEFINITELY LOOKS LIKE A

140. SEWER TO ME.

141. Uncle Grandpa: MR. GUS, WE

142. DON'T HAVE TIME TO ARGUE.

143. WE HAVE A TREASURE TO FIND.

144. NOW HOP ABOARD THE

145. ROOT-BEER FLOAT!

146. Mr.

147. FINE.

148. Uncle Grandpa: ONWARD TO

149. CAPTAIN BLOWHOLE'S SECRET

150. HIDEOUT!

151. WHEE!

152. HA HA!

153. WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW.

154. WE'RE RIGHT ON TRACK, GUYS!

155. THE LOST CITY OF FISHLANTIS.

156. Mr. UH, NO.

157. WE'RE IN THE SUBWAY.

158. WHAT THE — UGH!

159. Uncle Grandpa: WHAT ARE YOU

160. DOING DOWN THERE, MR. GUS?

161. THE SECRET TREASURE IS THIS WAY.

162. Mr. BU— W-WHAT?

163. Pizza Steve: LAST ONE UP IS A

164. GRUMPY DINOSAUR.

165. Uncle Grandpa: WOW, GUYS!

166. WE FOUND CAPTAIN BLOWHOLE'S

167. UNDERWATER LASER LIGHT SHOW!

168. Mr. YOU GOT TO BE

169. KIDDING ME.

170. Uncle Grandpa: WHOO-HOO!

171. COME ON, PIZZA STEVE!

172. TOUCH EVERY LASER!

173. Mr. OKAY, GUYS, THAT'S

174. ENOUGH!

175. Pizza Steve: OH, SNAP!

176. YOU GUYS HEAR THAT?

177. THAT IS MY JAM!

178. Belly Bag: FOG MACHINE?

179. MY FAVORITE!

180. Mr.

181. THAT'S TEAR GAS!

182. Pizza Steve: WHAT'S WRONG,

183. MR. GUS?

184. AFRAID I'LL OUT-DANCE YOU?

185. OH, WAIT. I ALREADY HAVE.

186. THIS IS THE POLICE!

187. WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED!

188. COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS IN THE

189. AIR!

190. Uncle Grandpa: WHAT'D HE SAY?

191. Pizza Steve: PUT YOUR HANDS

192. IN THE AIR!

193. Uncle Grandpa: WHOO-HOO!

194. WHOO, HOO, HOO, HOO!

195. WHOO, HOO!

196. YEAH, YEAH! YEAH!

197. WHOA! WHOO!

198. WHOO-HOO-HOO! WHOO!

199. YOUR FRIENDS STILL IN THE

200. BATHROOM?

201. YOU SURE I CAN'T GET YOU

202. ANYTHING ELSE?

203. NOT EVEN A STEAK SMOOTHIE?

204. Uncle Grandpa: BOY, GUYS,

205. THAT LIGHT SHOW SURE WAS CRAZY!

206. Mr. OKAY, GUYS, I'VE HAD

207. ENOUGH FUN FOR ONE DAY!

208. CAN WE PLEASE HEAD BACK AND JUST

209. WASH DISHES TO PAY OUR BILL?

210. Uncle Grandpa: BUT, MR. GUS!

211. WE'RE SO CLOSE!

212. LET ME SHOW YOU ON THE TRUSTY

213. DUSTY MAP.

214. WAIT A SECOND.

215. SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS

216. MAP.

217. Mr. THAT'S WHAT I'VE

218. BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!

219. Uncle Grandpa: WAIT, MR. GUS.

220. JUST ONE SECOND.

221. THERE WE GO!

222. SO, ACCORDING TO THE MAP, THE

223. TREASURE IS ABOUT 300 FEET DOWN,

224. TO THE LEFT.

225. WE'LL PASS THE SHRIMPDILLY WILLY

226. ROOM, THEN THROUGH DAVEY JONES

227. LOBSTER LOCKER, AND BEFORE YOU

228. KNOW IT, WE'LL BE AT THE

229. TREASURE!

230. Mr.

231. GIVE ME THAT!

232. I KEEP TELLING YOU!

233. THIS IS NOT A MAP!

234. IT'S A STUPID CHILDREN'S

235. ACTIVITY PLACE MAT!

236. Uncle Grandpa: BUT — BUT —

237. Mr. NO!

238. IT'S NOT A TREASURE MAP!

239. Uncle Grandpa: STAND BACK,

240. PIZZA STEVE.

241. Mr. STUPID... PLACE...

242. MAT... FOR KIDS!

243. Uncle Grandpa: OH, NO!

244. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITH NO

245. MAP?

246. WELL, NICE WORK, MR. GUS.

247. NOW HOW ARE WE GONNA GET TO THE

248. TREASURE?

249. AHOY, MATEYS!

250. YOU FOUND CAPTAIN BLOWHOLE'S

251. SECRET HIDEOUT!

252. Uncle Grandpa: SEE, MR. GUS?

253. HE IS REAL!

254. Mr. HUH?

255. SO, YE THREE BE AFTER ME

256. TREASURE?

257. Uncle Grandpa: YE!

258. WE BE THREE!

259. CAN WE PLEASE "HEEVE" IT?

260. I MEAN, HAVE IT?

261. AYE.

262. NOT SO FAST, MATEY.

263. YOU SEE, IN ORDER TO GET ME

264. TREASURE, YOU MUST ANSWER ME

265. RIDDLE!

266. Uncle Grandpa: OH, GREAT!

267. I LOVE RIDDLES.

268. WELL, SO DO I.

269. BUTIF YOU ANSWER INCORRECTLY,

270. YOU'LL BE FORCED TO WALK THE

271. PLANK TO YOUR CERTAIN DEMISE.

272. Uncle Grandpa: OKAY!

273. WE'LL ANSWER IT.

274. Mr. BUT —

275. GREAT!

276. NOW, WHERE DID I PUT THAT

277. PLACE MAT?

278. AH, HERE WE GO.

279. WHAT HAS NO BEGINNING, MIDDLE,

280. OR END, BUT TOUCHES EVERY

281. CONTINENT?

282. Pizza Steve: OH, THAT'S EASY.

283. - >> Uncle Grandpa: YEAH, THE

284. ANSWER IS —

285. Mr. NO!

286. BEFORE YOU GUYS SAY SOMETHING

287. WEIRD, LET ME HANDLE THIS.

288. OKAY. SO, THE CORRECT ANSWER IS,

289. OBVIOUSLY, THE OCE—

290. Uncle Grandpa: UH, PLEASE

291. EXCUSE US FOR A MOMENT.

292. Mr. UNCLE GRANDPA, WHAT

293. ARE YOU DOING?

294. Uncle Grandpa: MAKING SURE

295. YOU SAY THE RIGHT ANSWER.

296. Mr. I WAS.

297. AND THE RIGHT ANSWER IS, THE

298. OCEAN.

299. THE OCEAN HAS NO BEGINNING,

300. MIDDLE, OR END BUT TOUCHES EVERY

301. CONTINENT!

302. Uncle Grandpa: NO, MR. GUS.

303. IT'S THE NEW SPAGHETTI-FISH

304. SANDWICH.

305. Pizza Steve: YEAH,

306. SPAGHETTI-FISH SANDWICH, DUH!

307. Mr. WHAT —

308. ARE YOU SERIOUS?

309. YOU GUYS ARE SO WEIRD!

310. Uncle Grandpa:

311. REMEMBER ROOT BEER RIVER?

312. Mr. THAT WAS A SEWER.

313. Pizza Steve: LOST CITY OF

314. FISHLANTIS?

315. Mr. THE SUBWAY.

316. Belly Bag: THE LASER LIGHT

317. SHOW?

318. Mr. BANK VAULT.

319. Uncle Grandpa: MR. GUS,

320. SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TO

321. EMBRACE THE WEIRD!

322. Mr. BUT NONE OF THAT

323. STUFF WAS WEIRD.

324. YOUJUST PRETENDED IT WAS.

325. Uncle Grandpa: NONE OF THIS

326. STUFF IS WEIRD, MR. GUS?

327. Pizza Steve: WHY DON'T YOU

328. TELL THAT TO THE TALKING DOLPHIN

329. PIRATE OVER THERE?

330. TAKE YOUR TIME!

331. IT'S A TOUGHIE.

332. Mr. WHATEVER.

333. I KNOW WHAT THE RIGHT ANSWER IS,

334. AND THAT'S THE ONE I'M GONNA

335. GIVE HIM.

336. OKAY, CAPTAIN BLOWHOLE.

337. THE CORRECT ANSWER IS —

338. Uncle Grandpa: MR. GUS,

339. EMBRACE IT!

340. EMBRACE THE WEIRD!

341. Mr. UH...

342. UH...

343. Mr. UH...

344. SPAGHETTI-FISH SANDWICH?

345. HMM...

346. SPAGHETTI-FISH...

347. CORRECT!

348. HOORAY! WE DID IT!

349. WELL, HERE SHE IS, BOYS — ME

350. TREASURE!

351. Mr. "ONE FREE MEAL AT

352. CAPTAIN BLOWHOLE'S"?

353. VALID AT ANY PARTICIPATING

354. CAPTAIN BLOWHOLE FRANCHISE!

355. Pizza Steve: GREAT WORK,

356. MR. GUS.

357. Uncle Grandpa: YEAH!

358. THIS WILL COVER OUR BILL AND

359. WE'LL BE HOME FREE!

360. Mr. EMBRACE THE WEIRD.

361. Uncle Grandpa: WAIT TILL

362. TIGER HEARS ABOUT THIS!

363. AHH, ANOTHER SET OF HAPPY

364. CUSTOMERS.

365. NOW BACK TO BEING ALONE.

366. Uncle Grandpa: LOOK!

367. WAITRESS LADY!

368. UNH!

369. WAITRESS LADY, LOOK!

370. WE HAVE A COUPON!

371. A COUPON FOR A FREE MEAL!

372. MR. GUS, TELL HER.

373. Mr. IT'S A COUPON.

374. Uncle Grandpa: SEE?

375. IT'S A COUPON!

376. SEE? A COUPON!

377. IT'S A COUPON! SEE?

378. OKAY, YEAH, THAT'S GOOD AND

379. ALL, BUT THIS DOES NOT COVER THE

380. STEAK SMOOTHIES YOUR FRIEND

381. ORDERED.

382. Uncle Grandpa: HOW MANY DID

383. SHE ORDER?

384. WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER LITTER

385. BOX.

386. Mr. EMBRACE THE WEIRD,

387. MR. GUS.

388. EMBRACE THE WEIRD.

389. Uncle Grandpa: