Uncle Grandpa 1x11

Directed by

Audie Harrison as Beary Nice (voice) • Grey DeLisle as Additional Voices (voice)

When UG helps a little girl who is afraid of the dark, he convinces her there's nothing to be afraid of but their imaginations.

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1. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!

2. GOOD MORNING.

3. GOOD MORNING.

4. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.

5. GOOD MORNING!

6. IT'S SO SCARY MOM.

7. NOW, SUSIE, WE'VE TALKED

8. ABOUT THIS.

9. I'LL BE RIGHT IN THE OTHER ROOM.

10. I KNOW, IT'S JUST — IT'S

11. JUST THAT, I'M SO AFRAID OF THE

12. DARK.

13. JUST HANG IN THERE, KIDDO.

14. JUST... HANG IN THERE?

15. YEAH, YOU KNOW, JUST HANG IN

16. THERE.

17. JUST HANG IN THERE.

18. JUST HANG IN THERE.

19. JUST HANG IN THERE.

20. JUST HANG —

21. GO TO BED!

22. PLEASE.

23. THERE GOES THE ELECTRIC BILL.

24. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!

25. KNOCK, KNOCK.

26. MOM?

27. Uncle Grandpa: YOU SAY,

28. "WHO'S THERE?"

29. WHO'S THERE?

30. Uncle Grandpa #2: UNCLE!

31. MOMMY!

32. Uncle Grandpa: "UNCLE, WHO?"

33. "UNCLE, WHO?"

34. Uncle Grandpa #2: UNCLE

35. GRANDPA — THAT'S WHO!

36. THAT'S PRETTY MUCH MY BEST

37. KNEE-SLAPPER.

38. Uncle Grandpa: I THOUGHT IT

39. WAS FUNNY.

40. Uncle Grandpa #2: LISTEN, I

41. JUST HEARD YOU TALKING TO YOUR

42. MOM THROUGH THESE REALLY THIN

43. WALLS ABOUT HOW YOU'RE AFRAID OF

44. THE DARK, AND I JUST WANTED TO

45. COME IN AND HELP.

46. OH, RIGHT, I'VE ALREADY COME IN.

47. HEY, UNCLE GRANDPA, WHY DON'T

48. YOU GO HELP YOURSELF TO

49. WHATEVER'S IN THE FRIDGE SO I

50. CAN TALK TO THIS GIRL ABOUT HER

51. FEAR OF THE DARK.

52. Uncle Grandpa: SURE THING,

53. UNCLE GRANDPA.

54. Uncle Grandpa #2: SO, YOU

55. WANT TO KNOW A SECRET?

56. WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL ABOUT

57. YOUR AGE, I WAS AFRAID OF THE

58. DARK TOO.

59. REALLY?

60. Uncle Grandpa #2: SURE.

61. ALL THOSE WIGGLY SPIDER

62. MONSTERS, THE GIANT TROLLS THAT

63. HIDE IN THE CLOSET, THE 50-EYED

64. SLIME-EATING BOG MONSTER, AND

65. ESPECIALLY THE DARK BEASTS THAT

66. HIDE UNDER THE BED.

67. WOW.

68. HOW'D YOU GET OVER YOUR FEAR?

69. Uncle Grandpa #2: I DIDN'T!

70. BUT AS A WISE MAN ONCE TOLD

71. ME...

72. Pizza Steve: MAN, BOLOGNA

73. SANDWICHES ARE DELICIOUS.

74. Uncle Grandpa #2: THERE'S

75. NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF IN THE

76. DARK, BUT OUR OWN IMAGINATIONS.

77. SO LET'S START BY TURNING OFF

78. THE LIGHTS, AND I'LL PROVE TO

79. YOU THAT THERE'S NOTHING TO BE

80. SCARED OF.

81. I THOUGHT YOU SAID THERE WAS

82. NOTHING TO BE SCARED OF BUT

83. OUR IMAGINATIONS!

84. Uncle Grandpa #2: I DID, BUT

85. I DIDN'T KNOW OUR IMAGINATIONS

86. WERE SO TERRIFYING.

87. OH, MAN, OH, MAN, OH, MAN!

88. I'M SCARED!

89. WHAT DO YOU USUALLY DO WHEN

90. YOU'RESCARED OF THE DARK?

91. I SCREAM FOR MY MOM, AND SHE

92. COMES AND TURNS ON THE LIGHTS.

93. Uncle Grandpa #2: MO-O-O-M!

94. MO-O-O-M!

95. WELL, THAT DIDN'T WORK.

96. Uncle Grandpa #2: MAYBE WE

97. SHOULD TRY SCREAMING FOR MY

98. FRIENDS, MR. GUS AND

99. PIZZA STEVE.

100. YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH A SLICE

101. OF PIZZA?

102. Uncle Grandpa #2: I DON'T

103. DISCRIMINATE.

104. MR. GU-U-U-S!

105. PIZZA STE-E-VE!

106. Uncle Grandpa #2: PIZZA STEVE!

107. MR. GUS!

108. I GUESS THEY CAN'T HEAR US.

109. MAYBE WE CAN TURN THE LIGHTS ON

110. OURSELVES.

111. WHERE'S THAT DARN SWITCH?

112. IT'S RIGHT OVER THERE!

113. Uncle Grandpa #2: WE'VE GOT

114. TO GET ALL THE WAY OVER THERE?

115. UGH. I HATE MY IMAGINATION!

116. Uncle Grandpa #2: I HATE MY

117. IMAGINATION, TOO.

118. BUT IT'S ALL RIGHT.

119. WE CAN DO THIS WITH TEAMWORK.

120. I'M GOING TO NEED TO BORROW THIS

121. FOR A SIZZLIN' SECOND.

122. GERONIMO!

123. NOW YOUR TURN!

124. IT'S A GOOD THING I'M NOT AFRAID

125. OF HEIGHTS.

126. OTHERWISE, I'D REALLY BE IN

127. TROUBLE.

128. HUH?

129. OKAY, I'M AFRAID OF HEIGHTS NOW.

130. AAH!

131. Uncle Grandpa #2: AAH!

132. UGH!

133. UGH!

134. HUH?

135. Uncle Grandpa #2: YOO-HOO!

136. MR. SCARY DESK LAMP!

137. GOT YOU A LITTLE TREAT!

138. Uncle Grandpa: QUICK!

139. I HAVE HIM DISTRACTED WITH A TREAT.

140. OH, LOOK! A TREAT!

141. Uncle Grandpa:

142. ARE WE LOST, UNCLE GRANDPA?

143. Uncle Grandpa: PROBABLY.

144. BUT THE ONLY WAY WE CAN BE

145. SURE IS BY ASKING MY CLOSE

146. FRIEND AND PERSONAL CONFIDANT

147. BELLY BAG.

148. YOU TALK TO YOUR BELLY BAG?

149. Uncle Grandpa: YEAH.

150. WE'RE SUPER TIGHT.

151. HEY, BELLY BAG, WE'RE IN A BIT

152. OF A JAM.

153. CAN YOU GIVE US ANY DIRECTION?

154. Belly Bag: YOU GOT IT,

155. UNCLE G.!

156. HERE'S A MAP!

157. Uncle Grandpa: YOU'RE THE

158. GREATEST, BELLY BAG.

159. MAPS ARE COOL.

160. UNCLE GRANDPA, THAT'S JUST A

161. PHOTO OF A KNIGHT FIGHTING A

162. MOTORCYCLE.

163. Uncle Grandpa: MAYBE TO THE

164. UNTRAINED EYE.

165. YOU GOT TO LEARN TO READ MAPS

166. MORE CAREFULLY.

167. ALL RIGHT!

168. IF WE'RE GONNA TURN THAT LIGHT

169. SWITCH ON, WE GOT TO GET PAST

170. YOUR DESK, WHICH IS, LIKE,

171. SUPER HARD UNLESS YOU KNOW HOW

172. TO USE ONE OF THESE...

173. WHICH I DON'T.

174. HYAH!

175. ALL ABOARD THE UNCLE GRANDPA

176. EXPRESS!

177. OH!

178. GET READY...

179. CAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M

180. DOING!

181. WHOA! AAH!

182. Uncle Grandpa: CHOO-CHOO!

183. Uncle Grandpa: THAT'S

184. TERRIFYING.

185. I THINK MY HEART JUST STOPPED.

186. OKAY, YOU'RE SQUEEZING MY STACHE

187. A LITTLE TOO TIGHT.

188. Uncle Grandpa: OH, MAN.

189. I'M NEVER READING ANOTHER BOOK

190. AGAIN.

191. SAME HERE.

192. Uncle Grandpa: YOU SAID IT.

193. OH, NO!

194. BEARY NICE!

195. Uncle Grandpa: MORE LIKE

196. SCARYNICE.

197. AM I RIGHT? HUH?

198. Uncle Grandpa: DID I FORGET

199. TO MENTION THAT I HAVE A FEAR OF

200. TEDDY BEARS, TOO?

201. UNCLE GRANDPA, LOOK OUT!

202. Uncle Grandpa:

203. BELLY BAG, SUCK IN YOUR GUT!

204. Belly Bag: OH, RIGHT!

205. BEARY NICE ONLY WANTS TO PLAY

206. A GAME WITH YOU.

207. Uncle Grandpa: WHOA!

208. DID YOU HEAR THAT?

209. HE JUST WANTS TO PLAY A GAME.

210. I THINK I HAVE JUST THE RIGHT

211. ONE.

212. HERE WE GO.

213. UNCLE GRANDPA'S MONEY MADNESS

214. SPECTACULAR!

215. OH!

216. Uncle Grandpa: WE BETTER MOVE FAST.

217. THAT GAME IS MISSING A LOT OF

218. PIECES.

219. WOW!

220. A COMPUTER?

221. ARE YOU A SCIENTIST

222. SUPER GENIUS?

223. NO. I MOSTLY USE IT TO WATCH

224. CUTE CAT VIDEOS ONLINE.

225. Uncle Grandpa: WHAT DOES THIS

226. DO?

227. Uncle Grandpa: AAAH!

228. WE'RE SINKING!

229. Uncle Grandpa: WE GOT TO FIND

230. SOMETHING TO JUMP ONTO!

231. OKAY, UNCLE GRANDPA, YOU

232. DON'T HAVE TO YELL.

233. Uncle Grandpa: OH, SORRY.

234. I WAS STANDING ON "CAPS LOCK."

235. WE GOT TO THINK FAST!

236. Uncle Grandpa: UH...

237. Uncle Grandpa: TOO SCARY.

238. Uncle Grandpa: TOO RABID.

239. MAYBE LATER.

240. UNCLE GRANDPA, THE BED!

241. Uncle Grandpa: YOU'RE IN LUCK.

242. I HAVE ROOM FOR ONE MORE.

243. LIFE IS PAIN.

244. UNCLE GRANDPA, HOW MUCH

245. LONGER TILL WE GET TO THE

246. LIGHT SWITCH?

247. Uncle Grandpa: I THINK WE'RE

248. ALMOST THERE.

249. LET ME CHECK MY MAP.

250. UNCLE GRANDPA, YOU'RE STUCK IN

251. QUILT-SAND!

252. Uncle Grandpa: O-M-G! O-M-G!

253. OH, QUILT-SAND.

254. I JUST GOT THAT.

255. Belly Bag: AAAH!

256. OH, NO, WHAT DO I DO?

257. OH, HEY! PTERODACTYL FAN!

258. OVER HERE!

259. Uncle Grandpa: WAIT, WHAT'S

260. THE PLAN, EXACTLY?

261. COME ON, UNCLE GRANDPA!

262. Uncle Grandpa: I'M A

263. DINOSAUR!

264. I'M LOSING CONTROL!

265. Uncle Grandpa: UGH!

266. Uncle Grandpa: OH, LOOK, THE

267. LIGHT SWITCH!

268. SEE? THAT WASN'T SO TOUGH.

269. NOW, TO JUST REACH OVER AND

270. SWITCH ON THE LIGHT.

271. IT'S NO USE, UNCLE GRANDPA.

272. EVERYTHING'S A MONSTER!

273. Uncle Grandpa: WELL, IF WE'RE

274. SCARED OF THEM, THEN WE GOT TO

275. MAKE THEM SCARED OF US.

276. BUT THEY'RE SUPER-SCARY

277. MONSTERS!

278. Uncle Grandpa: WELL, WE JUST

279. HAVE TO BECOME EVEN SCARIER

280. MONSTERS.

281. YES!

282. BY USING OUR IMAGINATIONS!

283. Uncle Grandpa: THAT'S RIGHT!

284. OKAY, NOW YOUR TURN.

285. Uncle Grandpa: YIKES, THAT IS

286. SCARY!

287. I THINK I NEED TO USE THE

288. LITTLE GRANDPA'S ROOM.

289. BUT ARE WE SCARY ENOUGH?

290. Uncle Grandpa: LET'S FIND

291. OUT.

292. BOO!

293. BOO!

294. IT'S WORKING!

295. Uncle Grandpa: BOO!

296. AAAAH!

297. BOO!

298. AAAH!

299. BOO!

300. BOO!

301. BOO!

302. Uncle Grandpa: YAY!

303. WE DID IT! WE DID IT! YAY!

304. AFTER GOING THROUGH ALL THAT,

305. I'M NOT SCARED OF THE DARK OR MY

306. IMAGINATION ANYMORE.

307. THANKS, UNCLE GRANDPA!

308. Uncle Grandpa: NO.

309. "THANKS, UNCLE GRANDPA" TO YOU!

310. YOU HELPED ME GET OVER MY OWN

311. FEAR OF THE DARK.

312. AND WE OWE IT ALL TO TEAMWORK!

313. DON'T GO FLASHING THIS IN THE

314. WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD.

315. HONEY?

316. IS EVERYTHING OKAY?

317. WHAT THE...

318. HI, MOM!

319. I'M NOT AFRAID OF THE DARK

320. ANYMORE!

321. I SEE.

322. AND HOW DID YOU DO IT?

323. BY DOING THIS.

324. UGH!

325. HEY, UNCLE GRANDPA.

326. Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!

327. Uncle Grandpas: DOUBLE DUTCH,

328. DOUBLE DUTCH, IT'S SO FUN.

329. DOUBLE DUTCH, DOUBLE DUTCH,

330. EVERYONE!

331. Uncle Grandpa: WHO WANTS A

332. PIGGYBACK RIDE?

333. Pizza Steve: PIZZA STEVE

334. DOES!

335. Mr. ME TOO!

336. THAT WAS QUITE DELICIOUS.